[0:00 - 0:01] What did I get you for Kwanzaa?
[0:01 - 0:04] Um, well, I don't know if the person wants credit for it,
[0:04 - 0:08] but I guess they found some old unheard Cyrax calls.
[0:08 - 0:09] They're not the tangerine ones.
[0:09 - 0:11] I only listened to one of them.
[0:11 - 0:15] I listened to bits and pieces of the rest,
[0:15 - 0:15] and they seem kind of shitty,
[0:15 - 0:17] but one of them seemed to be pretty decent.
[0:17 - 0:21] I guess Cyrax like authorized the murder of children.
[0:21 - 0:25] I guess he fully authorized the murder of a family
[0:25 - 0:27] and like planned it out.
[0:27 - 0:28] So I have three calls.
[0:28 - 0:30] One of which he authorizes like the murder
[0:30 - 0:32] of an entire family, which is pretty,
[0:32 - 0:34] pretty bold move to do.
[0:34 - 0:36] But uh,
[0:36 - 0:39] that's just what he does.
[0:39 - 0:41] So I'll play that.
[0:41 - 0:44] (upbeat music)
[0:44 - 0:47] It's Cyrax.
[0:47 - 0:51] Hey.
[0:51 - 0:56] Nothing, so I wasn't able to talk to the goons
[0:57 - 1:02] and they feel that the easiest way to resolve this
[1:02 - 1:07] for everyone is as what you had asked for.
[1:07 - 1:10] They got her to take an out.
[1:10 - 1:11] You know what I mean?
[1:11 - 1:13] To just have her out of your hair.
[1:13 - 1:16] Yeah.
[1:16 - 1:19] There's just kind of one complication
[1:19 - 1:21] and I don't know how you feel about this,
[1:21 - 1:26] but um, they don't want to leave any witnesses.
[1:27 - 1:29] And...
[1:29 - 1:31] What do you mean witnesses, man?
[1:31 - 1:34] There is no witnesses.
[1:34 - 1:34] Well, I'm just saying,
[1:34 - 1:36] I think she's going to probably be at home
[1:36 - 1:37] when this happens.
[1:37 - 1:42] Well, do whatever you got to do, man.
[1:42 - 1:44] I don't give a fuck what you do.
[1:44 - 1:47] Just remember, man.
[1:47 - 1:49] Maybe disorder, it didn't come from me.
[1:49 - 1:50] Okay.
[1:50 - 1:52] This is all I can say, man.
[1:52 - 1:55] Like I said, from here on out it's your call.
[1:55 - 1:56] I got nothing to do with it.
[1:56 - 1:57] Okay.
[1:57 - 2:00] So let me...
[2:00 - 2:03] And it's not that I'm trying to be a dick.
[2:03 - 2:05] I just don't want to go on the criminal shit.
[2:05 - 2:06] You know what I mean?
[2:06 - 2:07] No, I hear you.
[2:07 - 2:10] So, I guess in order to avoid that,
[2:10 - 2:12] let's speak hypothetically here
[2:12 - 2:15] and we'll use the Hitler example, you know?
[2:15 - 2:17] 'Cause I think that's a great analogy.
[2:17 - 2:19] Like if it was 1935.
[2:19 - 2:19] Yeah, yeah.
[2:19 - 2:21] And I do like what you were.
[2:21 - 2:23] And honestly, I do like what you said.
[2:23 - 2:28] Yeah, if you really think about it, she kind of is.
[2:28 - 2:29] If you really think about it,
[2:29 - 2:32] I mean, look at the people that she's fucked over.
[2:32 - 2:36] Yeah, so he's just like cool, calm, collected,
[2:36 - 2:40] ordering like the entire family get murdered.
[2:40 - 2:42] Just clear cut.
[2:42 - 2:45] You know, as long as it doesn't come back to him,
[2:45 - 2:46] he's fine with it.
[2:46 - 2:48] You know?
[2:48 - 2:53] And the people that she's hurt,
[2:53 - 2:56] it's like, I get where you're coming from with that.
[2:56 - 3:00] So I guess it becomes just a little bit more complicated,
[3:00 - 3:01] but I still think the answer remains
[3:01 - 3:04] that if you had to kill Hitler
[3:04 - 3:07] and his wife and kids to kill Hitler,
[3:07 - 3:10] I would think that that would be something that would be okay.
[3:10 - 3:14] Yeah, like I said,
[3:14 - 3:18] I don't want any harm to come to the kids or anything,
[3:18 - 3:21] but you know, if it comes to it, it has come to it, you know?
[3:21 - 3:24] Like, I'm not trying to be an evil dick here.
[3:24 - 3:25] Yeah.
[3:25 - 3:28] I'm really, you know, I just, like I said,
[3:28 - 3:31] I don't care what you do.
[3:31 - 3:33] Like I said, this is not my call.
[3:33 - 3:34] You're the shot caller on this.
[3:34 - 3:35] Sure.
[3:35 - 3:38] If it comes to it, it's got to come to it.
[3:38 - 3:39] You know, basically,
[3:39 - 3:44] I would, you know, the mass troll report
[3:44 - 3:50] and the Holocaust, in the end justifies the means,
[3:50 - 3:53] if you could prevent that great evil from happening,
[3:53 - 3:54] you know, you just do it.
[3:54 - 3:56] You take them all out.
[3:56 - 4:00] And I mean, I have no person that's raised, man.
[4:00 - 4:02] This is your thing, man.
[4:02 - 4:04] Like I said, do whatever you need.
[4:04 - 4:07] Do whatever you feel you have to, you know what I mean?
[4:07 - 4:08] Yeah, and I think-
[4:08 - 4:09] And whenever you-
[4:09 - 4:11] I think if you put it like this too,
[4:11 - 4:14] that, you know, 'cause Kate's got to go,
[4:14 - 4:17] it would almost be cruel to have her kids
[4:17 - 4:18] have to grieve and mourn.
[4:18 - 4:21] It would almost just be better if they were put out of it
[4:21 - 4:23] with her, you know?
[4:23 - 4:25] That's the sick way of looking at it.
[4:25 - 4:29] But I think that's, yeah.
[4:29 - 4:30] I think it's got to be done.
[4:30 - 4:31] And there is another way.
[4:31 - 4:37] You know, I'm not trying to get involved
[4:37 - 4:39] in any journalism here, but believe it or not,
[4:39 - 4:42] I do have a very twisted fucked up mind.
[4:42 - 4:43] Yeah.
[4:43 - 4:46] So like when I'm, man, 'cause like,
[4:46 - 4:49] I know it's gonna sound pretty fucked up, don't get wrong,
[4:49 - 4:53] but you know, accidents have been known to happen
[4:53 - 4:57] on a highway or whatever.
[4:57 - 4:59] Yeah, accidents have been known to happen.
[4:59 - 5:02] I'm not entirely sure what he's proposing here
[5:02 - 5:04] if he's talking about like brake lines getting cut
[5:04 - 5:08] or take like a semi-truck and smashing into
[5:08 - 5:10] her entire family.
[5:10 - 5:13] I don't know what he's proposing.
[5:14 - 5:18] I listened back to this and it was a little murky.
[5:18 - 5:21] You know, accidents have been known to happen
[5:21 - 5:25] on a highway or whatever.
[5:25 - 5:27] Yeah, accidents have been known to happen.
[5:27 - 5:29] So are you saying like cutting a brake line
[5:29 - 5:31] or just smashing into her?
[5:31 - 5:34] I am in need now.
[5:34 - 5:38] Not what I'm saying, but like--
[5:38 - 5:39] Yeah, so what are you saying in that line
[5:39 - 5:41] or just smashing into her?
[5:42 - 5:47] I am in need now, not what I'm saying, but like--
[5:47 - 5:50] Yeah, so what are you saying?
[5:50 - 5:55] I am in need now, I am in need now,
[5:55 - 6:04] I am in need now, not what I'm saying, but like--
[6:04 - 6:07] Yeah, so what are you saying in that line?
[6:07 - 6:11] I'm just saying, yeah, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[6:11 - 6:12] Should I shut the door again?
[6:12 - 6:13] Sure.
[6:13 - 6:17] So what I'm saying is, you know, give me your graduation.
[6:17 - 6:19] Yeah, you definitely don't want your grandmother
[6:19 - 6:24] overhearing, you know, to murder the entire family.
[6:24 - 6:25] That'd be pretty bad.
[6:25 - 6:30] That'd be pretty bad news, bad news bears.
[6:30 - 6:35] You guys should shut the door, of course, yeah.
[6:35 - 6:39] I'm like whatever you want, man.
[6:39 - 6:43] Use your imagination, like, let me ask you this, okay?
[6:43 - 6:44] Yeah.
[6:44 - 6:46] Let's say the roles were, all right,
[6:46 - 6:48] let's say from just hypothetically,
[6:48 - 6:50] let's say I was king.
[6:50 - 6:51] Yeah.
[6:51 - 6:54] And you wanted to keep the kids alive,
[6:54 - 6:58] and you wanted her gone, all right?
[6:58 - 7:01] That's the way that you would do it,
[7:01 - 7:05] to, you know, be able to keep the kids alive
[7:05 - 7:08] and also get rid of her,
[7:08 - 7:10] and also without her being any witnesses.
[7:10 - 7:11] What would you do?
[7:11 - 7:14] Well, I would think, and I'm not a guru.
[7:14 - 7:18] I'm not a guru, and I just know how these guys operate.
[7:18 - 7:21] I would think that their number one concern is--
[7:21 - 7:23] Let's try this one, David.
[7:23 - 7:24] You know, in Sarek's defense,
[7:24 - 7:27] he does try to despair the kids,
[7:27 - 7:29] but he is willing to deprive them of their mother
[7:29 - 7:36] by having her murdered for making YouTube videos on him,
[7:36 - 7:40] you know, so he's not all bad.
[7:40 - 7:41] He's not all bad.
[7:41 - 7:44] He's not really that evil.
[7:44 - 7:46] He's just talking about killing her,
[7:46 - 7:53] and wanting to spare the kids if possible.
[7:53 - 7:54] Unfortunately, it was not possible,
[7:54 - 7:56] so they all had to go.
[7:56 - 7:58] Spoiler alert.
[7:58 - 7:59] Let's try this one, man.
[7:59 - 8:02] To get away something like this,
[8:02 - 8:04] you gotta think how you're doing.
[8:04 - 8:05] Dude, they're ultimately your dudes.
[8:05 - 8:06] Yes.
[8:06 - 8:10] So whatever move they, you gotta think how they think.
[8:10 - 8:10] Yeah.
[8:10 - 8:12] And know you, so I'm gonna play this one.
[8:12 - 8:14] It's cool, like, you know,
[8:14 - 8:18] I know this is kind of like an old school in here,
[8:18 - 8:20] but think art of war.
[8:20 - 8:23] Don't beat your enemy first.
[8:23 - 8:25] You must know your enemy.
[8:25 - 8:25] Yeah.
[8:25 - 8:26] Think about it.
[8:26 - 8:29] So what is keeping up with that?
[8:29 - 8:32] Well, let's see, I'll put it this way.
[8:32 - 8:34] If you were one of the dudes,
[8:34 - 8:37] let's say you were one of the hired dudes.
[8:37 - 8:38] Like, for a period of time,
[8:38 - 8:39] let's say that I was here,
[8:39 - 8:42] then you were one of my dudes and I hired you,
[8:42 - 8:44] and I told you to get rid of somebody.
[8:44 - 8:46] How were you one?
[8:46 - 8:50] Like, how were you telling you one?
[8:50 - 8:52] What would be the way that you would do it,
[8:52 - 8:56] not getting caught for anyone finding out?
[8:56 - 8:57] What's the way that you would do?
[8:57 - 9:00] Well, you know, I'm not a hired dude,
[9:00 - 9:01] so I don't think that I would do that,
[9:01 - 9:04] but if I was, I would say that
[9:04 - 9:12] probably I would case out their house,
[9:12 - 9:14] much like the goons were doing with you.
[9:14 - 9:16] I would get like every angle of it.
[9:16 - 9:19] I would know who's coming and going,
[9:19 - 9:22] which is kind of like what they were doing with you.
[9:22 - 9:26] And then I would just apply that to Kate,
[9:26 - 9:29] but, you know, I guess, you know,
[9:29 - 9:31] it seems like you don't need your answer.
[9:31 - 9:34] Yeah, I mean, but I think she's like,
[9:34 - 9:35] I think she's like you
[9:35 - 9:38] in that she doesn't leave the house a whole lot though.
[9:38 - 9:48] All right, so, let's apply that.
[9:48 - 9:52] She doesn't leave the house a whole lot.
[9:52 - 9:57] There's gotta be a way to make something happen
[9:57 - 9:59] that would look like an accident.
[9:59 - 10:00] Hmm.
[10:00 - 10:03] See how I'm getting at?
[10:03 - 10:05] Yeah, I would say maybe like a house fire,
[10:05 - 10:10] but I don't know if that would kill her necessarily.
[10:10 - 10:17] Well, let's see if you did, right?
[10:17 - 10:19] It potentially could.
[10:19 - 10:24] That's true, that's something to consider.
[10:24 - 10:26] That would definitely look like an accident.
[10:26 - 10:28] What else is this, right?
[10:28 - 10:33] And don't say, this is not being recorded, is it?
[10:33 - 10:35] No, of course not.
[10:35 - 10:36] This is like as a criminal as fuck.
[10:36 - 10:41] Yeah, yeah, 'cause what I'm thinking is this, all right?
[10:41 - 10:45] Have them scope out the house like they did with me.
[10:45 - 10:48] I know when she's coming and going,
[10:48 - 10:53] and have them keep an eye on the house.
[10:53 - 10:55] Like, you know, periodically,
[10:55 - 10:57] I know all the time to where it's noticeable,
[10:57 - 11:00] but just that's where they know when she comes and goes.
[11:00 - 11:06] And let's just say that if she has a pilot stove
[11:06 - 11:09] or some kind of stove and you set it out properly,
[11:09 - 11:16] and then she opens that door by by house and by by case.
[11:16 - 11:21] Yeah, that's true, that's true.
[11:21 - 11:24] And well, I guess everyone in it too, but by by case.
[11:24 - 11:28] So, it was really weird concerning the last way
[11:28 - 11:30] that Connie died, right?
[11:30 - 11:38] And he's feeling very, very, very, very, very methodical here.
[11:38 - 11:43] And like I said, I don't hate your kids,
[11:43 - 11:47] I can never hate, you know, a child.
[11:47 - 11:51] Unless they did something severely demonic or evil, you know?
[11:51 - 11:55] Yeah, so what did he say, if she opens up a door
[11:55 - 11:58] when the stove was running, bye bye.
[11:58 - 12:00] It's just, so the house is going to explode,
[12:00 - 12:02] or I don't understand.
[12:02 - 12:07] Bye bye Kate, pilot stove or some kind of stove,
[12:07 - 12:09] and you set it out properly.
[12:09 - 12:16] And then she opens that door by by house and by by case.
[12:16 - 12:20] Yeah, that's true, that's true.
[12:20 - 12:22] And well, I guess everyone in it too,
[12:22 - 12:25] but bye bye Kate still.
[12:25 - 12:31] And like I said, I mean, like I said, you know,
[12:31 - 12:35] like I don't hate your kids, I can never hate,
[12:35 - 12:38] you know, a child, like unless they did something
[12:38 - 12:41] severely demonic or evil, you know?
[12:41 - 12:42] Yeah.
[12:42 - 12:47] But if you can make it look like a fire, like an accident,
[12:48 - 12:51] Yeah, like a gas leak, that explosion.
[12:51 - 12:54] Exactly.
[12:54 - 13:00] Exactly, I mean, so beautiful, the explosion, exactly.
[13:00 - 13:07] Exactly, that could work, I mean,
[13:07 - 13:12] granted, yeah, I know, I'll probably be thrilled for this,
[13:12 - 13:14] but I don't know, I don't know.
[13:14 - 13:17] Granted, yeah, I know I'll probably be thrilled for this,
[13:17 - 13:19] but I mean, I doubt they would come back.
[13:19 - 13:24] My question is, if it did go down like that,
[13:24 - 13:27] or she died at all, would we all would be like,
[13:27 - 13:30] would we be questioned or would we be worked at?
[13:30 - 13:35] We might be suspected, but you know,
[13:35 - 13:39] there is, I have a throwaway phone
[13:39 - 13:41] that I get rid of at the end of every week,
[13:41 - 13:46] it's just prepaid, I use it strictly for business
[13:46 - 13:50] and I just throw it in the lake and, you know,
[13:50 - 13:52] as soon as this was done, I would say--
[13:52 - 13:54] (mumbles)
[13:54 - 13:59] Like I said, all of this, this on you,
[13:59 - 14:02] I want to know part of this criminal activity,
[14:02 - 14:06] like I said, we do what you have to do, all right?
[14:06 - 14:09] Yeah, they're my goons, they're my goons,
[14:09 - 14:11] it's just some of your ideas,
[14:11 - 14:12] but nobody needs to know that.
[14:12 - 14:17] Yeah, exactly, and like I said, you know,
[14:17 - 14:20] if you get caught, hey, that's on you,
[14:20 - 14:23] I got no horse in that race, that's on you, man.
[14:23 - 14:23] No, I hear you, I hear you.
[14:23 - 14:25] If I'm from here on out, I'm not my girlfriend,
[14:25 - 14:29] see you, Marty, it's been a good run, dude,
[14:29 - 14:34] but as of right now, and don't take this the wrong way,
[14:34 - 14:38] I'm just looking out for myself and my family,
[14:38 - 14:42] but as from here on out, I have no association with you
[14:42 - 14:45] from here on out, wherever you go,
[14:45 - 14:48] hey, that's on you, so good luck to you, man.
[14:48 - 14:50] So yeah, he just wants me to have an entire family
[14:50 - 14:54] murdered and take the entire fall.
[14:54 - 14:58] If, if it, you know, at least he's cracked,
[14:58 - 14:59] cracked now, at least he's telling me
[14:59 - 15:01] that he's gonna throw me under the bus.
[15:01 - 15:04] What a good friend, you know, what a good friend.
[15:06 - 15:09] Okay, okay.
[15:09 - 15:11] Yeah, so just full authorization
[15:11 - 15:14] of an entire family getting, getting whacked,
[15:14 - 15:15] getting clipped.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2177' on August 16th, 2024
