Cyrax on MBM Stream 2024-6-11

[0:00 - 0:02] Hey, Chance, what's going on, man?
[0:02 - 0:05] I want to know what the fuck you think you're doing, Nick.
[0:05 - 0:06] What do you mean?
[0:06 - 0:08] Sitting there running your fucking mouth.
[0:08 - 0:08] I won't.
[0:08 - 0:11] No, running my friends off the fucking internet.
[0:11 - 0:13] What the fuck's your deal, you douchebag,
[0:13 - 0:15] drug addicted little bitch?
[0:15 - 0:18] I got tired of you.
[0:18 - 0:19] They got tired of me?
[0:19 - 0:21] Or you decided to push them and bully them
[0:21 - 0:23] to make them delete their shit, fuckboy?
[0:23 - 0:24] Well, so here's the thing.
[0:24 - 0:25] That's important.
[0:25 - 0:25] No, no, no.
[0:25 - 0:27] Shut the fuck up.
[0:27 - 0:28] See?
[0:28 - 0:29] No, shut the fuck up, you douchebag.
[0:30 - 0:33] You don't get to speak, dude.
[0:33 - 0:33] But I do.
[0:33 - 0:35] I mean, no, you don't.
[0:35 - 0:36] Shut the fuck up.
[0:36 - 0:37] You're his friend.
[0:37 - 0:40] You're gonna get shot at the fuck up.
[0:40 - 0:41] Dude.
[0:41 - 0:43] Shut up, Nick, the bitch.
[0:43 - 0:44] You know, it's funny.
[0:44 - 0:46] You talk about me having mental problems.
[0:46 - 0:50] And yeah, I admit, I do have a few mental problems.
[0:50 - 0:53] But they were caused by you.
[0:53 - 0:54] Because of you.
[0:54 - 0:55] No, because of you.
[0:55 - 0:59] I deal with PTSD and I deal with depression.
[0:59 - 1:01] Every fucking day of my life.
[1:01 - 1:02] There's one solution.
[1:02 - 1:03] There's one solution to it.
[1:03 - 1:04] Yeah.
[1:04 - 1:06] It's called you getting the fuck off of the internet
[1:06 - 1:08] and leaving me the fuck out.
[1:08 - 1:09] No, it's called dancing.
[1:09 - 1:12] No, it's called screw you before I come over there
[1:12 - 1:15] and I put a bullet to your goddamn dome, boy.
[1:15 - 1:16] You don't go anywhere.
[1:16 - 1:18] No, I'm sick and tired of you running your fucking cops.
[1:18 - 1:20] I'm sick of you not dancing.
[1:20 - 1:22] Hey, nigga, boy, shut the fuck up before I switch
[1:22 - 1:25] or throw and hang you like your ancestors should have done.
[1:25 - 1:26] My ancestors?
[1:26 - 1:29] Yeah, ancestors should be here right now,
[1:29 - 1:30] hanging your bitch ass.
[1:30 - 1:31] Wow.
[1:31 - 1:33] Because I'm telling you right now,
[1:33 - 1:34] if they saw what you were doing,
[1:34 - 1:37] they'd be embarrassed of you, motherfucker.
[1:37 - 1:37] Well.
[1:37 - 1:39] No, they really would.
[1:39 - 1:40] You know what's sad, Nick?
[1:40 - 1:42] I know you're a little fucking game
[1:42 - 1:44] and you ain't going to win, nigga, boy.
[1:44 - 1:45] You never win.
[1:45 - 1:47] I always win, nigga, boy.
[1:47 - 1:49] I always win.
[1:49 - 1:50] But you don't realize?
[1:50 - 1:53] Sarkis, can you say banana bear show?
[1:53 - 1:56] Can you say go fuck yourself, you stupid piece of shit?
[1:56 - 1:57] Banana bear show, and I'll leave you alone.
[1:57 - 2:00] Can't tell a book about that, huh?
[2:00 - 2:01] Banana bear show.
[2:01 - 2:03] Fuck you, nigga, boy.
[2:03 - 2:04] Just say it.
[2:04 - 2:05] No, screw you.
[2:05 - 2:08] I'm not doing shit, nigga.
[2:08 - 2:11] I ain't doing shit, nigga.
[2:11 - 2:12] Do you like banana bear show?
[2:12 - 2:14] Read the shirt.
[2:14 - 2:16] Fuck around and find out, bitch.
[2:16 - 2:17] What's with the shirt?
[2:17 - 2:21] No, you fuck around with my people.
[2:21 - 2:24] You're going to find out how serious I am about burying you
[2:24 - 2:26] six feet fucking deep.
[2:26 - 2:27] You always say this.
[2:27 - 2:28] You've been saying this for years.
[2:28 - 2:30] Yeah, you know what's funny, Nick?
[2:30 - 2:32] I know why you're doing all this.
[2:32 - 2:36] You're fucking with me to feel your fucking drug.
[2:36 - 2:38] I just had heroin, yeah.
[2:38 - 2:41] It's all about your drug addiction, Nick.
[2:41 - 2:41] OK, sure.
[2:41 - 2:45] You seriously need to get the fuck off the internet
[2:45 - 2:47] and stop acting like a tough guy that you're not.
[2:47 - 2:49] So why don't you get off that?
[2:49 - 2:50] You ain't tough.
[2:50 - 2:53] You're all bark and no bite, boy.
[2:53 - 2:56] Sorry, you must not remember when we actually met each other.
[2:56 - 2:58] Don't fucking matter.
[2:58 - 3:00] So you're all bark and no bite.
[3:00 - 3:01] You're all bark and no bite.
[3:01 - 3:03] Niggah, I showed up.
[3:03 - 3:04] Yeah, and you guys, what happened?
[3:04 - 3:05] Don't matter.
[3:05 - 3:06] They don't matter.
[3:06 - 3:10] No, yeah, so you're all bark and no bite.
[3:10 - 3:11] Niggah, boy, shut the fuck up.
[3:11 - 3:13] You're all bark and no bite.
[3:13 - 3:16] Hey, hook, nose, kite, go back to Auschwitz
[3:16 - 3:17] and burn in the other way.
[3:17 - 3:19] OK, yeah, so you're all more bark, more bark.
[3:19 - 3:22] Excuse the fuck out of you, nigga, boy.
[3:22 - 3:24] Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
[3:24 - 3:27] Hey, Chihuahua, shut the fuck up.
[3:27 - 3:28] Who can this be?
[3:28 - 3:31] I am a big fan of you, Tant.
[3:31 - 3:32] No, you ain't, nigga.
[3:32 - 3:35] I know who the fuck you are, Gil.
[3:35 - 3:36] Shut the fuck up.
[3:36 - 3:38] Oh, Gil's not with us anymore.
[3:38 - 3:42] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know who you are, Gil.
[3:42 - 3:43] I just want to dance the banana ball.
[3:43 - 3:47] Wow, you really are, you really are, Gil.
[3:47 - 3:52] Hey, Marty, do yourself a favor and go nick yourself, loser.
[3:52 - 3:54] Besides, Nick, I know what you did.
[3:54 - 3:58] You have people master for my man, my spare channel.
[3:58 - 4:00] No, what I did was, I'll show you what I did.
[4:00 - 4:01] I actually sent a bunch of hookers
[4:01 - 4:02] to the CamTimes house last night.
[4:02 - 4:04] No, you didn't.
[4:04 - 4:05] You want to hear it?
[4:05 - 4:06] All right, all right, all right, all right.
[4:06 - 4:08] Let me ask you this.
[4:08 - 4:09] Here we go, listen.
[4:09 - 4:11] Wow.
[4:11 - 4:13] Yeah, so all this is happening
[4:13 - 4:16] because your Mexican son, Devin Marlowe,
[4:16 - 4:18] is running Chance's YouTube channel
[4:18 - 4:20] and we're going to keep sending these goddamn hookers
[4:20 - 4:23] to your home all day, all night long,
[4:23 - 4:26] until you're linked to the channel.
[4:26 - 4:26] Hey, Chance.
[4:26 - 4:28] You know what's funny about you, Nick?
[4:28 - 4:29] There's one, there's one.
[4:29 - 4:30] What happened here?
[4:30 - 4:31] What happened there?
[4:31 - 4:33] There's one major difference.
[4:33 - 4:34] Hey, Chance, what happened?
[4:34 - 4:35] No, no, shut the fuck up and put it
[4:35 - 4:37] on the where it's me and you, nigger.
[4:37 - 4:38] How much hair did you do?
[4:38 - 4:40] No, no, fuck you, nigger.
[4:40 - 4:43] Hey, hey, hey, hook nose, kite, cut the video.
[4:43 - 4:45] Cut the video, nigger boy,
[4:45 - 4:46] for our camera to stop your face.
[4:46 - 4:48] No, dude, what was the deal, man?
[4:48 - 4:50] No, you know what's funny about you, Nick?
[4:50 - 4:52] You're making up all these fucking lives
[4:52 - 4:56] that are very obviously lying.
[4:56 - 4:58] What's, what am I lying about?
[4:58 - 5:01] Saying that I did heroin before I lost you.
[5:01 - 5:04] No, I'm not a drugie like you jackass.
[5:04 - 5:07] And see, there's a major difference between me and you.
[5:07 - 5:09] You're fake as fuck.
[5:09 - 5:12] You worry, no, you worry about drugs, money,
[5:12 - 5:15] and basically trying to buy whatever you want.
[5:15 - 5:18] Me, I'm real as fuck.
[5:18 - 5:21] Because I always, no, no, I always put everyone
[5:21 - 5:25] in form, no, I don't know, shut the fuck up.
[5:25 - 5:27] I ain't explaining shit, nigger boy.
[5:27 - 5:30] Hey, hook, hey, hook nose, kite, wow.
[5:30 - 5:33] Intervention of my ass, hey, hook nose, kite.
[5:33 - 5:34] I started to rekindling and rekindling.
[5:34 - 5:36] Don't make me jerk up on your channel, nigger boy.
[5:36 - 5:37] No spores of that.
[5:37 - 5:40] Yeah, you better cut that video before I do it, boy.
[5:40 - 5:44] I won't play the video if you say the banana bearer show.
[5:44 - 5:46] Kite that a bokeh, bitch.
[5:46 - 5:47] Say the banana bearer show.
[5:47 - 5:49] No, I'm not, no, I'm not gonna do shit, nigger.
[5:49 - 5:51] Well, the banana bearer show's been trolling you?
[5:51 - 5:53] Oh, I can't, I don't give up.
[5:53 - 5:55] Do you have any awareness of the banana bearer show?
[5:55 - 5:57] No, and I don't give a fuck, nigger.
[5:57 - 5:59] I don't fucking.
[5:59 - 6:01] Can you even pronounce the banana bearer show?
[6:01 - 6:03] Can you say go fuck yourself?
[6:03 - 6:05] Which one you need to do?
[6:05 - 6:08] Yeah, unless you say banana bearer.
[6:08 - 6:09] There, Nick, what you need to do is
[6:09 - 6:11] you need to get the fuck off the internet
[6:11 - 6:13] and stop fucking with people.
[6:13 - 6:14] I'm trying, Karim, I'm trying here.
[6:14 - 6:16] No, you're not, no you're not.
[6:17 - 6:20] No, no, shut the fuck up, nigger boy.
[6:20 - 6:21] He's a monkey.
[6:23 - 6:26] Your face, if you ain't careful, motherfucker.
[6:26 - 6:29] Oh, shit, okay.
[6:29 - 6:31] You know what you don't seem to understand, Marty?
[6:31 - 6:31] How you getting your faith in that?
[6:31 - 6:34] Hey, Marty, why are you doing all those drugs
[6:34 - 6:35] on live stream, Marty?
[6:35 - 6:37] Why you a junkie?
[6:37 - 6:39] Why you a druggy junkie?
[6:39 - 6:40] Doesn't any prove this?
[6:40 - 6:43] Marty, Marty, it's all right, okay,
[6:43 - 6:45] then if there's no proof of it,
[6:45 - 6:48] then why have several people, including CIA whole,
[6:48 - 6:51] come back to me and tell me about how you got caught
[6:51 - 6:55] doing heroin on a live Discord call.
[6:55 - 6:56] Let's say that I did heroin,
[6:56 - 6:58] why would I do it on a live Discord call?
[6:58 - 7:01] Because you're dumb as fuck, Nick, that's why.
[7:01 - 7:03] I don't get why, I'm just fair.
[7:03 - 7:06] Let's be honest, Nick, you sat there the other day
[7:06 - 7:08] and tried to say that I was penicillin'.
[7:08 - 7:09] Nigger, you don't shoot penicillin'
[7:09 - 7:12] directly into your veins, motherfucker.
[7:12 - 7:13] Some people do.
[7:13 - 7:15] No, they don't.
[7:15 - 7:16] I think they do, actually.
[7:16 - 7:17] No, they don't, dumbass.
[7:17 - 7:19] What way to minister penicillin'?
[7:19 - 7:22] That's fucking heroin, junkies, why do you?
[7:22 - 7:25] Why do you minister penicillin'?
[7:25 - 7:28] Through an IV, you fucking retarded motherfucker.
[7:28 - 7:30] Maybe where we come from, but not where I come from.
[7:30 - 7:32] You don't get it, do you, Nick?
[7:32 - 7:35] You don't fucking get it, do you?
[7:35 - 7:39] You're a druggy that needs to get off the internet.
[7:39 - 7:40] Well, camp time?
[7:40 - 7:42] No, you're doing all this shit
[7:42 - 7:45] to fuel your fucking drug habit, dude.
[7:45 - 7:46] Chance, I'm gonna do you a favor.
[7:46 - 7:49] Like, where are you currently streaming right now?
[7:49 - 7:51] Hey, Nick, why don't you shut the fuck up
[7:51 - 7:54] and get the fuck off the internet, you fucking,
[7:54 - 7:56] you drug-addicted little bitch?
[7:56 - 7:58] Get the fuck off the internet, dude.
[7:58 - 8:00] No one fucking likes you, Nick.
[8:00 - 8:02] Do you know what an IV stands for, by the way?
[8:04 - 8:06] Do you know?
[8:06 - 8:07] God, can you just?
[8:07 - 8:10] Intravenous, I think IV stands for intravenous.
[8:10 - 8:12] Nick, you know what's funny?
[8:12 - 8:14] The thing that, I know where your mindset is,
[8:14 - 8:16] especially at the other night
[8:16 - 8:18] when I got those text messages from your ex.
[8:18 - 8:22] I know how you think, I know how you operate.
[8:22 - 8:24] You think that money can buy you everything
[8:24 - 8:26] and that because you got money,
[8:26 - 8:27] you can walk the world.
[8:27 - 8:32] You literally passed out in a live stream.
[8:32 - 8:33] That's you.
[8:33 - 8:35] No, that's literally you.
[8:37 - 8:38] I'll show you again if you want me to.
[8:38 - 8:40] Come on, Nicker, boy, that's you.
[8:40 - 8:41] That's you, you hook.
[8:41 - 8:43] Hey, hook knows kike.
[8:43 - 8:44] That's to you.
[8:44 - 8:45] What's your opinion?
[8:45 - 8:47] Hey, kike, I don't walk up in there, huh?
[8:47 - 8:50] It's been about, like I was, it's been about,
[8:50 - 8:53] like I was, it's been about, I don't know.
[8:53 - 8:56] That was fake, it's been about, that was fake.
[8:56 - 8:58] It's been about, that was, that was,
[8:58 - 9:01] wow, that's fake as fuck, Nicker.
[9:01 - 9:04] It's been about, it's been about.
[9:04 - 9:06] It happened in a local, it happened in a local.
[9:07 - 9:09] That was edited.
[9:09 - 9:09] No.
[9:09 - 9:11] No, you don't think I can't tell an edit
[9:11 - 9:12] from the real thing.
[9:12 - 9:14] It was fake, like how is that fake?
[9:14 - 9:15] That's easy.
[9:15 - 9:18] You took the clip, you had Edward Boyer,
[9:18 - 9:20] William Gloryhole edited the clips
[9:20 - 9:22] and make it look like I fell over.
[9:22 - 9:24] When I actually didn't, Nicker.
[9:24 - 9:25] You can't deny this.
[9:25 - 9:27] Pull up the original then.
[9:27 - 9:29] Pull up the original podcast
[9:29 - 9:31] instead of a re-stream, Nicker boy.
[9:31 - 9:34] That ain't the original, that's a re-stream.
[9:35 - 9:37] That's a re-stream dumbass.
[9:37 - 9:41] It's been about, that's an edited re-stream.
[9:41 - 9:44] That's an edited, hey, hey Marty,
[9:44 - 9:46] why don't you do the world a favor
[9:46 - 9:47] and go fucking kill yourself
[9:47 - 9:50] and put yourself out of your fucking misery?
[9:50 - 9:53] Because no, no, no one fucking likes you.
[9:53 - 9:54] You wanna know why?
[9:54 - 9:58] You're an egotistical, stuck up, drug addicted,
[9:58 - 10:00] alcohol addicted, pill addicted,
[10:00 - 10:03] and like I was, it's been about,
[10:03 - 10:05] hey Nick, tell it, tell it, hey Nick,
[10:05 - 10:07] why do you tell your sister to come
[10:07 - 10:09] and give me that good-ass head, Nicker boy?
[10:09 - 10:11] It's been about, it's been about,
[10:11 - 10:13] go kill yourself, go kill yourself, man.
[10:13 - 10:15] It's been about, go hang yourself,
[10:15 - 10:16] Nick, it's been about, it's been about,
[10:16 - 10:18] and like I was, it's been about,
[10:18 - 10:20] I don't know, six months ago I started
[10:20 - 10:21] rekindling with Kelly.
[10:21 - 10:23] Why are you dodging, bitch boy?
[10:23 - 10:24] What am I dodging?
[10:24 - 10:25] What am I dodging?
[10:25 - 10:27] The fact that you need to get the fuck out of the internet
[10:27 - 10:29] and go kill yourself?
[10:29 - 10:32] Because you, no, you do need to end your life, Nick.
[10:32 - 10:34] No one fucking likes you.
[10:34 - 10:35] Can we farms?
[10:35 - 10:39] There's literally a 40 plus plus fucking page
[10:39 - 10:42] on how they fucking hate your app.
[10:42 - 10:44] There's a 900 plus page thing on you.
[10:45 - 10:49] No, there ain't, I've looked, dude, there, dude.
[10:49 - 10:50] How many pages do you have?
[10:50 - 10:52] And, Nick, they respect-
[10:52 - 10:53] How many pages do you have?
[10:55 - 10:57] Nick, why can't you just-
[10:57 - 10:58] Like 100.
[10:58 - 11:01] No, I'm gonna, no, no, shut the fuck up.
[11:01 - 11:02] Just using your logic.
[11:02 - 11:06] You're like, like nearly 25 times-
[11:06 - 11:07] Whatever, do track.
[11:07 - 11:10] Now, I wonder, why, why is it that you can't just leave
[11:10 - 11:12] people alone when they say to leave you,
[11:12 - 11:14] when they tell you to leave them alone?
[11:14 - 11:14] What's up, Phil?
[11:14 - 11:18] Why, why is that, why, why can't you?
[11:18 - 11:19] I like you, Marty.
[11:19 - 11:20] Thanks, Phil.
[11:20 - 11:21] I like you too.
[11:23 - 11:26] You seem to be a kind person.
[11:26 - 11:28] Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg.
[11:28 - 11:30] I think Nant has a positive side.
[11:30 - 11:33] I think Chance definitely has a chance,
[11:33 - 11:35] no pun intended, for real.
[11:35 - 11:37] Oh, hey, dude, believe it or not, dude,
[11:37 - 11:39] I've heard every joke in the book, so you're good.
[11:39 - 11:43] Hey, what gets me, though, dude, is this.
[11:43 - 11:45] Wait, can I just say-
[11:45 - 11:46] Hold on, hold on.
[11:46 - 11:49] I wanna see the upside, I only see the upside.
[11:49 - 11:51] Well, I wanna say something real quick, dude.
[11:51 - 11:53] I know what you've been through.
[11:53 - 11:55] What gets me is this.
[11:55 - 11:58] I tell this dude to leave me the fuck alone.
[11:58 - 12:00] For seven years, this man sat here,
[12:00 - 12:03] attacked me, attacked my family,
[12:03 - 12:07] done very illegal shit to fuck my life up,
[12:07 - 12:11] made me put my whole fucking life on hold.
[12:11 - 12:12] What do you have in life?
[12:12 - 12:14] Oh, yes, the fuck I did.
[12:14 - 12:15] What did you do?
[12:15 - 12:18] I had more of a life than what you think.
[12:18 - 12:20] What did you do that you don't do now?
[12:20 - 12:23] Well, let's see, I was actually happy,
[12:23 - 12:26] I had friends, I had a girlfriend,
[12:26 - 12:31] dude, I was living my dreams out doing music,
[12:32 - 12:35] doing shit that I should be doing now, motherfucker.
[12:35 - 12:36] You can do that.
[12:36 - 12:40] No, I can't because of you, motherfucker.
[12:40 - 12:41] Because of you, man.
[12:41 - 12:44] Because all you're gonna do is-
[12:44 - 12:49] Because of you, he can't stray too far from the sidewalk
[12:49 - 12:50] for because of you.
[12:50 - 12:52] I'm sick of this shit, man.
[12:52 - 12:56] No, I'm seriously fucking fed up with this shit.
[12:57 - 13:00] No, no, I'm 33 years old.
[13:00 - 13:02] I should be doing my fucking job.
[13:02 - 13:05] I should be sitting here dealing with some fucking
[13:05 - 13:08] dumb ass druggy on the fucking internet.
[13:08 - 13:10] What's your job?
[13:10 - 13:13] My job was doing streaming and doing music,
[13:13 - 13:14] but you-
[13:14 - 13:15] He's still streaming, he's still streaming.
[13:15 - 13:16] Oh, really?
[13:16 - 13:18] You don't see me streaming down, do you?
[13:18 - 13:22] No, because of you mass reporting my spare channel, like-
[13:22 - 13:24] Well, actually I sent people to camp times home.
[13:25 - 13:26] Dumbass.
[13:26 - 13:28] I recently heard Where Is God,
[13:28 - 13:30] and I honestly thought that was a great song.
[13:30 - 13:32] Yeah, well, that's true.
[13:32 - 13:35] Nick, well, Nick, what you don't fucking get is this, man.
[13:35 - 13:36] Where is God?
[13:36 - 13:38] Where is God?
[13:38 - 13:39] Hold on, hold on.
[13:39 - 13:42] To you, Nick, to you, Nick, to you, Nick,
[13:42 - 13:44] I might not have had a life,
[13:44 - 13:48] but for me, it was more than all I ever could have asked for.
[13:48 - 13:49] I-
[13:49 - 13:51] Anyone know why?
[13:51 - 13:52] You wanna know why?
[13:52 - 13:55] Because I had everything I could ever want and fucking more.
[13:55 - 13:58] But you ripped, no, you ripped that away from me.
[13:58 - 13:59] You still have everything.
[13:59 - 14:01] In fact, you have more things.
[14:01 - 14:02] No, the fuck I don't.
[14:02 - 14:05] I have less now than what I did-
[14:05 - 14:07] Well, Janice, you actually made money on Twitch
[14:07 - 14:09] after I got to know you.
[14:09 - 14:10] No, I did not.
[14:10 - 14:12] So you were making money on Twitch
[14:12 - 14:14] well after the seven years it started?
[14:14 - 14:16] Not because of you, though.
[14:16 - 14:18] It was not because of you.
[14:18 - 14:19] It was, though.
[14:19 - 14:21] It was not because of you.
[14:21 - 14:22] It was.
[14:22 - 14:24] No, it wasn't, you fucking son of a bitch.
[14:24 - 14:25] It wasn't, it wasn't.
[14:25 - 14:27] It wasn't because of you.
[14:27 - 14:29] It was not because of you, Nick.
[14:29 - 14:34] It was because my friends saw how hard I had worked.
[14:34 - 14:35] They saw my potential.
[14:35 - 14:36] No, it's because people,
[14:36 - 14:39] it's because I've put an eyes on you, right?
[14:39 - 14:42] His friends, I know for a fact it's,
[14:42 - 14:45] Janice's friends saw how hard he worked, so.
[14:45 - 14:45] Yeah, like, please be clean.
[14:45 - 14:48] You don't get it, Nick.
[14:48 - 14:49] Do you not realize, Nick,
[14:49 - 14:51] that, yeah, to you playing video games,
[14:51 - 14:53] it might not be that hard,
[14:53 - 14:55] but do you not realize that there's actually
[14:55 - 14:57] a viable market in that shit?
[14:57 - 14:58] How's it working hard?
[14:58 - 14:59] It's playing video games.
[15:00 - 15:02] Oh my God.
[15:02 - 15:04] How do you not watch YouTube?
[15:04 - 15:06] He just doesn't get it, kid.
[15:06 - 15:07] I mean, he does.
[15:07 - 15:09] I'm trying to understand, Jack.
[15:09 - 15:11] Dude, Jacksepticeye.
[15:11 - 15:14] Markiplier, that dude in blue.
[15:14 - 15:17] Slap train, Black Panther.
[15:17 - 15:19] Many other YouTubers.
[15:19 - 15:20] Yeah, right.
[15:21 - 15:24] They're all gamers.
[15:24 - 15:27] And they all make a living doing gaming.
[15:27 - 15:30] Iron Man 3, Thor Ragnarok.
[15:32 - 15:34] Now you're just naming all fucking movie titles.
[15:34 - 15:36] My bad, my bad.
[15:36 - 15:36] You were right.
[15:36 - 15:39] Hey, hey, not bad movies, if I do say so much.
[15:39 - 15:40] What are you guys doing?
[15:40 - 15:41] I know, we're doing movies.
[15:41 - 15:43] Let's talk about it some other time.
[15:43 - 15:46] But like I said, Nick, because of you, man,
[15:46 - 15:48] my life has been fucked up.
[15:48 - 15:50] And I don't like.
[15:51 - 15:53] It was a five year old playing a video game right now.
[15:53 - 15:55] No, no, no, shut the.
[15:55 - 15:56] It was a five year old playing X-Men
[15:56 - 15:58] on the video game system.
[15:58 - 16:01] Nick, shut the fuck up.
[16:01 - 16:02] What's the difference?
[16:02 - 16:04] There's a major difference.
[16:04 - 16:06] What's the difference?
[16:06 - 16:10] Because grown ass adults like myself.
[16:10 - 16:13] Remember when you called me nigger and kike and stuff
[16:13 - 16:16] and faggot a hundred times yesterday?
[16:16 - 16:17] Just go.
[16:17 - 16:19] My brother.
[16:19 - 16:20] Okay.
[16:20 - 16:22] No, that is.
[16:22 - 16:23] No, I'm talking about.
[16:23 - 16:25] I'm starting to think you could be right.
[16:25 - 16:27] I'm starting to think you could be right about that.
[16:27 - 16:29] I think you just made me made a slip.
[16:29 - 16:32] Nick, what I need you to do is.
[16:32 - 16:34] We got a point back.
[16:35 - 16:36] What I need you to do, Nick,
[16:36 - 16:38] is I need you to leave me the fuck alone.
[16:38 - 16:40] You, William and Edward Boy,
[16:40 - 16:42] all you motherfuckers need to fuck off
[16:42 - 16:44] and leave me the fuck alone.
[16:44 - 16:48] Because I don't want anything to do with being a locale.
[16:48 - 16:50] I am not a locale.
[16:50 - 16:50] I never was.
[16:50 - 16:52] I never wanted to be more.
[16:52 - 16:53] It's plain video game does not work.
[16:53 - 16:54] It's a game.
[16:54 - 16:55] That's what you think.
[16:55 - 16:57] What's a locale for real?
[16:58 - 17:02] A locale is what they deem somebody that is different
[17:02 - 17:04] that they see as.
[17:04 - 17:09] Oh wait, what a locale basically boils down to is this.
[17:09 - 17:13] Is say, like for just prime example here,
[17:13 - 17:14] let's say that I'm a troll.
[17:14 - 17:17] And I'm just, for example here,
[17:17 - 17:19] say I'm targeting you.
[17:19 - 17:21] To end the troll's eyes,
[17:21 - 17:24] a locale is somebody that's not good at anything.
[17:24 - 17:27] So they do whatever they can to get a rise out of them
[17:27 - 17:30] for last because they don't see them being good
[17:30 - 17:32] at anything at all whatsoever.
[17:32 - 17:33] To them.
[17:33 - 17:36] They called me a locale the other day for the record.
[17:36 - 17:39] I've been, dude, I have been called a locale
[17:39 - 17:41] for the last seven years because of Nick.
[17:41 - 17:44] This man is the reason why I don't have a life right now.
[17:44 - 17:48] He's the reason why I don't go outside like I used to.
[17:48 - 17:49] So why don't you go outside?
[17:49 - 17:52] He's the reason why I don't have friends like I used to.
[17:52 - 17:55] Matter of fact, he's the reason why I had to cut off
[17:55 - 17:57] my older sister who I no longer talk to.
[17:57 - 18:02] And why, oh, but it is, and he's also the reason
[18:03 - 18:06] why my own fucking dad disowned me
[18:06 - 18:07] because of his fucking lies.
[18:07 - 18:08] Wow, no.
[18:08 - 18:11] Yes, Nick, yes it is.
[18:11 - 18:12] Don't be.
[18:12 - 18:14] Nick, when are you gonna take accountability
[18:14 - 18:15] for the shit that you fucking do?
[18:15 - 18:16] So I will take money.
[18:16 - 18:20] No, no, no, money can't hide money can buy
[18:20 - 18:21] or hide everything, Nick.
[18:21 - 18:24] We all saw what you fucking did that night.
[18:24 - 18:25] You douchebag motherfucker.
[18:25 - 18:27] So your dad wanted to.
[18:27 - 18:31] The song goes, oh, they say don't have a lot to give
[18:31 - 18:34] and I'll be satisfied.
[18:34 - 18:36] Yeah, here's the thing though, man.
[18:36 - 18:39] The difference between me and you, Nick, is this.
[18:39 - 18:41] I actually try to fucking help you
[18:41 - 18:44] because I've been, I've been, I've been
[18:44 - 18:47] and fucked up positions my whole life.
[18:47 - 18:48] You try to help.
[18:48 - 18:49] How do you, how do you try to help them?
[18:49 - 18:52] Anybody that I fucking can, you douchebag.
[18:52 - 18:55] It's more people enjoy my content than enjoy yours.
[18:55 - 18:57] So I help them by giving them.
[18:57 - 18:59] No, no, no, you know what they enjoy?
[18:59 - 19:01] No, you know what they really enjoy?
[19:01 - 19:04] They enjoy seeing me embarrassed the fuck out of you
[19:04 - 19:05] is what it is.
[19:05 - 19:09] So you bully me, then you admit to bullying me, right?
[19:09 - 19:10] No, that's not bullying.
[19:10 - 19:11] I'm not a buyer.
[19:11 - 19:14] No, no, shut the fuck up, nigga.
[19:14 - 19:16] No, no, no, it ain't dude.
[19:16 - 19:20] Not for the violator to determine whether it's bullying
[19:20 - 19:21] or not, it's for the victim.
[19:21 - 19:22] And I feel bullied by you.
[19:22 - 19:23] Shut the fuck up, dude.
[19:23 - 19:25] You're not being bullied.
[19:25 - 19:27] It's called me firing.
[19:27 - 19:28] Call me names and threaten me.
[19:28 - 19:30] That's bullying.
[19:30 - 19:31] No, it ain't.
[19:31 - 19:33] It's called you fucking don't deserve to be treated
[19:33 - 19:35] like a human being after everything you do.
[19:35 - 19:37] Exactly, bullying, bullying.
[19:37 - 19:38] No, that's not bullying.
[19:39 - 19:41] No, you want to know why I treat you like shit?
[19:41 - 19:42] You really want to know?
[19:42 - 19:45] That's because, no, it's because of everything
[19:45 - 19:48] that you put me, my friends, and my family through
[19:48 - 19:50] for the last seven years.
[19:50 - 19:51] You know, you can spare your friends and your family
[19:51 - 19:52] and yourself.
[19:52 - 19:54] You do, really?
[19:54 - 19:56] Dancing, dancing is the key to get it all the stuff.
[19:56 - 19:59] You do realize that you're literally admitting
[19:59 - 20:01] the blackmail and extortion right now, right?
[20:01 - 20:04] You are literally admitting the blackmail.
[20:04 - 20:05] I'm just speculating.
[20:05 - 20:06] I'm just speculating.
[20:06 - 20:08] I think that if you danced, I would imagine
[20:08 - 20:10] that the people would leave you alone.
[20:10 - 20:11] Well, guess what?
[20:11 - 20:13] That's never gonna happen.
[20:13 - 20:14] But that's on you.
[20:14 - 20:15] That's on you.
[20:15 - 20:16] That's on you.
[20:16 - 20:17] Let me ask you this.
[20:17 - 20:18] What's your problem?
[20:18 - 20:20] No, let me ask you this.
[20:20 - 20:22] Watch that, no, what should I do?
[20:22 - 20:24] Why should I give you what you want
[20:24 - 20:27] when you have never once left me the fuck alone?
[20:27 - 20:28] You've always-
[20:28 - 20:29] Yeah.
[20:29 - 20:30] No, you've not, nigga.
[20:30 - 20:31] You've always seeker-
[20:31 - 20:33] You're not even mad enough to say the banana bear show.
[20:33 - 20:35] Like, I know you know what it is.
[20:35 - 20:37] I know I fucking don't, my friend.
[20:37 - 20:39] I don't know what what is.
[20:39 - 20:41] I don't know whatever fucking show you're-
[20:41 - 20:42] The banana bear show?
[20:42 - 20:43] See, you're just admitting.
[20:43 - 20:45] Like, you're playing coy.
[20:45 - 20:46] No, I'm not.
[20:46 - 20:47] I just don't give a fuck.
[20:47 - 20:50] Because unlike you, unlike you,
[20:50 - 20:52] I don't pay attention to troll shit.
[20:52 - 20:54] Unlike you, I don't pay attention
[20:54 - 20:56] to fucking what everybody else says.
[20:56 - 20:59] I'm out here trying to do my own thing.
[20:59 - 21:01] While you're over here running your fucking mouth.
[21:01 - 21:04] I bet you can't even read the comment on the screen.
[21:05 - 21:06] You're too stupid.
[21:07 - 21:09] Sometimes I feel like this is a good forum
[21:09 - 21:12] for you to use your music instead of scream.
[21:12 - 21:13] But I got-
[21:13 - 21:14] Wait, wait, wait, no, wait, no.
[21:14 - 21:18] If people like Marty would stop getting in my fucking way
[21:18 - 21:20] and stop screwing with me,
[21:20 - 21:21] I would not-
[21:21 - 21:23] Because I can't read the comment on the screen.
[21:23 - 21:24] By the way, Nick,
[21:24 - 21:27] what makes you think you have the right to go around?
[21:27 - 21:30] So why, why, I want you to tell him
[21:30 - 21:33] and tell the world what you told me that one day
[21:33 - 21:35] when I confronted you about why it is
[21:35 - 21:38] that you steal my fucking music.
[21:38 - 21:39] I don't care about anything.
[21:40 - 21:42] What does that say on the screen though?
[21:42 - 21:45] Come on, Nick, let's hear it.
[21:45 - 21:48] Let's hear it, Nick, tell the world,
[21:48 - 21:51] tell the world why you steal my music.
[21:51 - 21:52] This guy can't even-
[21:52 - 21:57] Wasn't it because you said that I make the music,
[21:57 - 21:59] you steal it and you get the profit?
[21:59 - 22:00] Isn't that what you said?
[22:00 - 22:01] Dude, there's no money in your music.
[22:02 - 22:04] That's what you think, that's not what you know.
[22:04 - 22:07] You can't know, know it ain't fact, dude.
[22:07 - 22:09] You came along and fucked it all up
[22:09 - 22:11] before I could do a goddamn thing with it.
[22:11 - 22:14] Why, because you saw me as an easy fucking target,
[22:14 - 22:16] motherfucker, well guess what?
[22:16 - 22:18] No, I'm not, dude.
[22:18 - 22:21] Maybe if you sit down and you shut the fuck up
[22:21 - 22:26] and you get rid of that fucking planet-sized fucking ego,
[22:26 - 22:27] you shut the fuck up.
[22:27 - 22:31] I'm feeling you should have a diary on some of these rants
[22:31 - 22:32] because these are good lyrics.
[22:32 - 22:34] These are honestly really good lyrics.
[22:34 - 22:35] He sucks.
[22:35 - 22:39] Oh, trust me, I've got some songs
[22:39 - 22:43] that when I am able to release my music again,
[22:43 - 22:46] I will be speaking on a lot of real shit.
[22:46 - 22:49] When I am able to release my music again,
[22:49 - 22:50] I will be speaking on-
[22:50 - 22:52] Don't even try to sit there.
[22:52 - 22:54] I'm just saying it's good lyrics, it's good lyrics.
[22:54 - 22:56] Nick, what gets me-
[22:56 - 22:58] Nick, I'm part of all of the abuse.
[22:58 - 23:00] Nick, why is it that you're-
[23:00 - 23:02] Nick, what are you asking him?
[23:02 - 23:03] Every single day.
[23:03 - 23:04] Nick, why is it that you're-
[23:04 - 23:07] Nick, why are you so obsessed with me, nigga?
[23:07 - 23:09] Why are you so obsessed with me, you fucking-
[23:09 - 23:12] Hey, hey, 300-pound sumo.
[23:12 - 23:17] Hey, 300-pound sumo, why don't you shut the fuck up?
[23:17 - 23:20] He's too scared to rap battle-
[23:20 - 23:21] Why is it-
[23:21 - 23:24] Because he can slaughter like a cattle, you're done.
[23:24 - 23:27] Even I took it and everything did good.
[23:27 - 23:32] Oh, by the way, Gil, you do realize that I'm not buying your-
[23:32 - 23:36] You do realize, Gil, that I'm not buying your fake facade, right?
[23:36 - 23:37] You do realize that, right?
[23:37 - 23:38] I know you're faking shit.
[23:38 - 23:40] Hey, what are you doing?
[23:40 - 23:43] But I will admit, but I will admit,
[23:43 - 23:46] I do respect you more than I respect Nick,
[23:46 - 23:48] because at least you haven't gone out of your way
[23:48 - 23:51] to try to fuck me over like Nick has.
[23:51 - 23:52] So is this-
[23:52 - 23:56] Why would I, I've got, yeah, of course I wouldn't.
[23:56 - 23:58] Who are you speaking with here?
[23:58 - 24:01] Phil, but still, I understand.
[24:01 - 24:03] Nick, let me tell you this.
[24:03 - 24:05] It's weird, it's weird, but he dressed you as Gil
[24:05 - 24:07] and you responded to him well.
[24:07 - 24:09] Yeah, because we're warm and the same.
[24:09 - 24:11] Nick, let me tell you this.
[24:11 - 24:12] Okay, all right.
[24:12 - 24:12] Nick, let me tell you this.
[24:12 - 24:14] We're Chinese twins,
[24:14 - 24:17] so I'm living with half of a dead body on me right now.
[24:17 - 24:19] Little Corpse guy.
[24:19 - 24:22] Nick, let me tell you this, dude, you seriously-
[24:22 - 24:25] Nick, what, Nick, let me ask you this.
[24:25 - 24:27] No, let me ask you a serious question, Nick.
[24:27 - 24:30] What do you think you gain
[24:30 - 24:32] from fucking with people like me all day?
[24:32 - 24:35] But besides a lot, what do you gain from it?
[24:35 - 24:36] Besides-
[24:36 - 24:37] Dance.
[24:37 - 24:40] No, I wanna know, why do you feel like-
[24:40 - 24:41] I want you to dance.
[24:41 - 24:43] I'll do anything I can to get up.
[24:43 - 24:45] So you basically admit that you're willing
[24:45 - 24:47] to commit any crime and do-
[24:47 - 24:50] I know, that's not what I'm saying.
[24:50 - 24:53] Admit it, Nick, you just admitted Nick,
[24:53 - 24:56] you just admitted the black man went extortion.
[24:56 - 24:58] I wish Gil was here to give me legal advice,
[24:58 - 25:00] but since he's not, I can't go on my own.
[25:00 - 25:02] He already said yesterday that the complaint
[25:02 - 25:03] would be filed Thursday or Friday.
[25:03 - 25:06] I have no idea what day of the week it is,
[25:06 - 25:09] but that's all Gil had to say about it.
[25:09 - 25:11] Oh, and by the way, Gil-
[25:11 - 25:12] I know there's an ongoing-
[25:12 - 25:15] By the way, Gil, no, there's not.
[25:15 - 25:16] Sorry, Secretary of the Republic,
[25:16 - 25:17] thank you, too, Serenity,
[25:17 - 25:20] and thank you again to the Banana Bear Show.
[25:20 - 25:21] Well...