Original upload date: March 15th, 2024 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:10] All right, so I've came into some pretty fucked up news chances stream account with the game
[0:10 - 0:19] car max has been compromised by the one the only dastardly diabolical crack rock crest crest.
[0:19 - 0:22] So I mean, I see you're getting up here shenanigans again. I don't know what your whole goal is
[0:23 - 0:27] Yeah, the stream account. Hey, chance.
[0:35 - 0:38] And there's like chance is a great idea to start a big
[0:47 - 0:51] question in me. It's because you were running your mouth the other night.
[0:51 - 0:52] It's what I do for a living little choir.
[0:53 - 0:56] Here's the thing, bro. I don't know you like that, bro.
[0:56 - 1:00] Yeah, but don't don't stop the wisdom, bro. I want to know how
[1:02 - 1:05] Because I'm the I'm the best in the game, bro.
[1:09 - 1:12] You will thank you for it.
[1:12 - 1:15] No, no, listen, bro. Listen, listen, listen.
[1:15 - 1:20] What I honestly want to know and I'm not saying this to, you know, be disrespectful
[1:21 - 1:22] This is not a joke, man.
[1:22 - 1:24] Stop the listen, brother. Stop the listen, man.
[1:25 - 1:27] Listen, if you want respect, you gotta give respect.
[1:28 - 1:29] Yeah, stop it.
[1:29 - 1:32] Well, I'm telling you, Chris, if you want respect, you gotta give respect.
[1:32 - 1:36] Well, I mean, he didn't give me respect, bro. He didn't give me respect last time.
[1:36 - 1:40] Here's the thing. I don't got to respect nothing. If anything, you got to respect.
[1:40 - 1:42] So I'm really going to respect.
[1:42 - 1:43] Hey, I'm just talking.
[1:43 - 1:44] Yeah, I got to correct that one, bro.
[1:44 - 1:45] I'm just kidding.
[1:45 - 1:50] Yes, bro. I'm straight up, honestly, noble, you know, all bullshit aside, man.
[1:50 - 1:52] I just want to know honestly, man.
[1:52 - 1:57] And I genuinely want to know it's just in, as me, just genuinely wondering, dude,
[1:57 - 2:00] how did you come into possession of my account?
[2:00 - 2:02] Well, he told me he got it through tips.
[2:05 - 2:06] Is that true?
[2:07 - 2:09] Bro, we see. I see all your other shit, too.
[2:13 - 2:16] Answer me, bro. Is that how you came into possession of it?
[2:16 - 2:22] Yeah, why? Why? Yeah. What is that going to do for you, regardless of how I got possession of it?
[2:22 - 2:22] I got it.
[2:24 - 2:31] Well, hey, Marty, you want to film in on the deal that we spoke about about the money?
[2:33 - 2:34] Well, yeah, money.
[2:35 - 2:37] So yeah, we got cash.
[2:38 - 2:42] ACI, ACI, you want to chime in on this bro?
[2:43 - 2:49] Yeah, we don't want to pay you for something that actually already belongs to Chance,
[2:49 - 2:53] but if you wanted to return it as just your good faith to his rightful owner,
[2:53 - 2:56] I think we could probably, you know, take care of you a little bit.
[2:57 - 2:59] Yeah, like we don't want to be shaken down, but if you want to do the right thing,
[2:59 - 3:02] we feel like that would be the right thing.
[3:02 - 3:04] You should be rewarded for doing the right thing.
[3:04 - 3:07] We don't want this to be, you know, dirty.
[3:08 - 3:14] Look, dude, if I came off wrong to you the other day, man, I do apologize,
[3:14 - 3:15] but you do not come to the stand, man.
[3:15 - 3:19] I was attacked quite a bit the other day by a lot of people.
[3:19 - 3:22] And when you get attacked by a lot of motherfuckers at one time,
[3:22 - 3:27] you're going to say shit to people that you're not necessarily meaning to say shit towards you.
[3:27 - 3:30] So whatever I said to you, man, I do apologize.
[3:30 - 3:31] It wasn't directed at you.
[3:31 - 3:33] That's bullshit, though.
[3:33 - 3:33] That's bullshit.
[3:33 - 3:35] Like I got your account now.
[3:36 - 3:39] No, that's not bullshit, bro.
[3:39 - 3:43] That's really not what I'm saying right now is not bullshit, brother.
[3:43 - 3:45] It's all truth.
[3:45 - 3:49] Everything I was saying about William and Edward Boy, it's all truth, man.
[3:49 - 3:52] They do steal my shit for no reason.
[3:52 - 3:55] They have openly admitted to stealing my shit and not caring.
[3:55 - 4:01] Matter of fact, CIA and Marty here both do have video verification proof
[4:01 - 4:02] that they do what they do, man.
[4:02 - 4:05] So what I said to you was not meant for you, bro.
[4:05 - 4:07] That was meant for them, man.
[4:07 - 4:08] I do apologize.
[4:08 - 4:09] I really do, man.
[4:13 - 4:15] What do you mean, man?
[4:15 - 4:16] Give me out here, dude.
[4:16 - 4:16] Give me out.
[4:16 - 4:20] Like what he's really to me is he has like your whole search history.
[4:21 - 4:21] Yeah.
[4:22 - 4:23] Here's the thing, man.
[4:23 - 4:25] I don't care about that, dude.
[4:25 - 4:26] That's what I'm saying.
[4:26 - 4:27] What about that, though?
[4:27 - 4:28] You can't say sorry.
[4:28 - 4:29] I don't care.
[4:29 - 4:30] What about the kids?
[4:31 - 4:33] What about the kids you've been talking to, bro?
[4:33 - 4:34] I got a question for you, man.
[4:35 - 4:36] Here's the thing, bro.
[4:36 - 4:39] Do you really think someone's search history means a goddamn thing?
[4:39 - 4:40] It don't.
[4:40 - 4:40] What do you mean, bro?
[4:40 - 4:41] You're such a fucking shit.
[4:41 - 4:43] What do you mean, bro?
[4:43 - 4:44] What do you mean, bro?
[4:44 - 4:46] Bro, you're like a kid's ass, bro.
[4:46 - 4:47] I know.
[4:47 - 4:49] Here's what you don't get, dude.
[4:49 - 4:52] I guarantee you almost 110%.
[4:52 - 4:54] These motherfuckers that do what they do to me.
[4:54 - 4:57] How do you know deep down in your gut?
[4:57 - 4:57] How?
[4:57 - 4:59] Let's try and stop and listen.
[4:59 - 5:00] Oh, here we go.
[5:00 - 5:03] So you're telling me somebody's locking you up?
[5:03 - 5:04] Stop and listen, tough guys.
[5:04 - 5:05] Stop and listen, bro.
[5:05 - 5:07] I'll be right back.
[5:07 - 5:08] I'll take a shit on your account.
[5:08 - 5:09] I'm the owner.
[5:09 - 5:11] I'll be right back.
[5:11 - 5:12] I'm the rightful owner, dude.
[5:12 - 5:14] I'm the owner, bro.
[5:14 - 5:15] I didn't have a scheme account.
[5:15 - 5:18] No, you're a little bitch with a fucking screen on, bro.
[5:18 - 5:19] You ain't even got your camera on, bro.
[5:19 - 5:20] A screen.
[5:20 - 5:21] Take camera, dude.
[5:21 - 5:23] That's what you're saying right there.
[5:23 - 5:24] Look at me, bro.
[5:24 - 5:26] Turn your camera on, nigga.
[5:26 - 5:26] Turn your camera on, Preston.
[5:26 - 5:28] I'm right there, though.
[5:28 - 5:29] Man, can't turn your camera on.
[5:29 - 5:31] I don't need to, bro.
[5:31 - 5:31] I'm playing.
[5:31 - 5:33] I'm racing, nigga.
[5:34 - 5:36] I want to look the motherfucker that I'm talking to
[5:36 - 5:36] in the fucking room.
[5:36 - 5:38] I want to raise your cause.
[5:40 - 5:40] Do what?
[5:41 - 5:42] I'm raising your cause.
[5:44 - 5:44] I'll tell you what.
[5:44 - 5:45] I'll make you a deal, man.
[5:46 - 5:46] You can't.
[5:46 - 5:47] I'll tell you what, brother.
[5:48 - 5:51] You giving my account back, I'll face you one on one.
[5:51 - 5:52] No problem.
[5:53 - 5:53] What do you say?
[5:55 - 5:57] Nah, bro, you can't race me, nigga.
[5:57 - 5:58] You want to get a mine?
[5:58 - 6:00] Dude, I'm the drift king, nigga.
[6:00 - 6:01] I'm already ready to go, bro.
[6:01 - 6:01] Okay.
[6:01 - 6:03] And if you want to go that route, I'll come.
[6:03 - 6:04] I'm the drift king, though.
[6:04 - 6:06] Here's how this is going to work
[6:06 - 6:07] if you don't give them back.
[6:07 - 6:08] Straight up.
[6:09 - 6:10] Please don't care, though.
[6:10 - 6:12] They don't care, so we need to get you.
[6:12 - 6:13] Marty, stop.
[6:14 - 6:14] Yeah.
[6:14 - 6:17] Here's how this is going to work, tough guy.
[6:17 - 6:19] If you don't give me my shit back,
[6:20 - 6:22] here's what's actually going to happen.
[6:22 - 6:24] I am going to bring your idea, man.
[6:24 - 6:25] No, you're not going to run.
[6:25 - 6:27] I already got yours, bro.
[6:27 - 6:28] I got everything you own, nigga.
[6:28 - 6:30] No, you don't, brother.
[6:30 - 6:31] No, you don't, brother.
[6:31 - 6:32] Yeah, I do.
[6:32 - 6:33] No, you don't.
[6:34 - 6:37] Why are you talking like that, dickticker?
[6:38 - 6:41] Yeah, here's what you don't seem to get, bro.
[6:42 - 6:43] Do you really think you're a dickticker?
[6:43 - 6:44] Hold on. Yeah, look who you're talking to.
[6:44 - 6:45] Look at my picture, little quare.
[6:45 - 6:47] I don't care who I'm talking to.
[6:47 - 6:48] To me, you're a nobody.
[6:48 - 6:51] To me, you're a nobody trying to make money off of the back.
[6:51 - 6:53] Yeah, look at my picture, little quare.
[6:54 - 6:56] Who's the quare, tough guy?
[6:56 - 6:57] Show us fucking me.
[6:57 - 6:57] It's you.
[6:58 - 7:01] You want me to look at you and you got everything you own,
[7:01 - 7:01] bro?
[7:01 - 7:03] Listen, you can't fuck kids, bro.
[7:03 - 7:03] No, you don't.
[7:03 - 7:05] I might just keep the account, man.
[7:05 - 7:06] I might keep the account.
[7:08 - 7:08] Now, here you go.
[7:08 - 7:09] What you got?
[7:09 - 7:10] Who's going to pay me?
[7:10 - 7:11] All right, listen.
[7:11 - 7:13] Stop listening, brother.
[7:13 - 7:15] Shut the fuck up, bro.
[7:15 - 7:18] People in chat are offering $500 to keep your account.
[7:18 - 7:21] Hey, Marty, I think his account, man,
[7:21 - 7:24] stands for federal bitchy idiot.
[7:24 - 7:25] I don't know.
[7:25 - 7:28] It stands for second bitch idiot.
[7:28 - 7:29] That's what you're thinking.
[7:29 - 7:32] It stands for real fucking retard to figure that out.
[7:32 - 7:33] He's got all the leverage here.
[7:33 - 7:34] You know what I mean?
[7:34 - 7:35] So it's like.
[7:35 - 7:36] Here's the thing, Marty.
[7:36 - 7:38] He doesn't have the leverage.
[7:38 - 7:40] Because here's how they're going to go down.
[7:40 - 7:43] $5,000 to keep your account, little quare.
[7:43 - 7:43] Right here.
[7:43 - 7:44] Here's the thing, bro.
[7:44 - 7:45] Here's how this is going to go.
[7:45 - 7:47] Marty, shut up and listen, bro.
[7:47 - 7:49] See, you only think you have control.
[7:49 - 7:50] But really, bro,
[7:50 - 7:53] I got control of this whole situation.
[7:53 - 7:55] You want to know why?
[7:55 - 7:56] You want to know why?
[7:56 - 7:59] Because here's how it's going to go down.
[7:59 - 8:02] Mr. $5,000 top guy.
[8:02 - 8:05] Here's how this is going to go down, bro.
[8:05 - 8:08] If you do not give my shit back,
[8:08 - 8:10] I will grab your account.
[8:10 - 8:11] And by the way, I am recording this.
[8:11 - 8:12] Oh, bro.
[8:12 - 8:15] And I do have it for verification proof
[8:16 - 8:18] that you illegally obtained my shit.
[8:18 - 8:20] Now here's how this is going to go back.
[8:20 - 8:22] Did I read your leak or your information,
[8:22 - 8:23] you little dick, love?
[8:23 - 8:24] Hey, hey, don't fuck.
[8:24 - 8:27] Hey, kid, he did one little fucking don't fuck.
[8:27 - 8:29] What the fuck, bro?
[8:29 - 8:31] Bro, you literally want to fuck kids, bro.
[8:31 - 8:33] Don't ever talk to me like that in your life,
[8:33 - 8:35] like I literally body you right here.
[8:35 - 8:37] Now you're never getting your account back,
[8:37 - 8:37] you little fuck.
[8:37 - 8:39] All right, all right, all right.
[8:39 - 8:40] Okay, you want to go that route.
[8:40 - 8:41] So I've got to do it.
[8:41 - 8:45] Here's what I can do, bro.
[8:45 - 8:46] Here's what I can do, man.
[8:46 - 8:47] Can you dance?
[8:47 - 8:48] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
[8:48 - 8:49] Can you dance, guys?
[8:49 - 8:52] I can yank your IP address.
[8:52 - 8:54] I can show the feds what you're doing.
[8:54 - 8:57] Bro, at least there's no chance.
[8:57 - 8:59] Yo, yeah, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
[8:59 - 9:01] You could be arrested for that shit, man.
[9:01 - 9:02] Do you not realize that?
[9:02 - 9:03] So make your choice.
[9:03 - 9:04] Bro, it's a steam account.
[9:04 - 9:06] They don't know what the fuck about your steam account,
[9:06 - 9:07] bro, to be honest.
[9:08 - 9:10] Nobody gives a fuck about your steam account,
[9:10 - 9:12] but me, that's why I got it.
[9:12 - 9:14] Are you willing to risk going to prison
[9:14 - 9:16] over a fucking steam account, bro?
[9:16 - 9:16] What the fuck, bro?
[9:16 - 9:17] Do you really want to go around?
[9:17 - 9:19] I own a prison, bitch.
[9:19 - 9:22] Or do you want to shut your fucking mouth
[9:22 - 9:24] and hand my shit back over,
[9:24 - 9:25] and we can do an agreement?
[9:26 - 9:28] Well, I don't think we can do an agreement, bro.
[9:28 - 9:29] Bro, can you just dance?
[9:29 - 9:31] Bro, man, we can do this the hard way.
[9:31 - 9:33] Bro, listen, shut the fuck up, bro.
[9:33 - 9:34] There yet?
[9:34 - 9:34] There yet?
[9:34 - 9:36] Here's what I can do.
[9:36 - 9:38] I can get your IP address.
[9:38 - 9:39] Find where you live, bro.
[9:39 - 9:41] I'll give you my IP address, you idiot.
[9:41 - 9:43] I'll give it to you, you little quay.
[9:43 - 9:44] You want my ad-y, you little quay?
[9:45 - 9:46] To Patrish.
[9:46 - 9:47] To Patrish.
[9:47 - 9:48] Do you want that?
[9:48 - 9:49] What are you going to do?
[9:49 - 9:50] Yeah, let me ask you this.
[9:50 - 9:51] Why do you hate me so much
[9:51 - 9:53] when you don't even fucking know you?
[9:53 - 9:54] Because you want to fuck kids.
[9:55 - 9:56] No, I don't.
[9:56 - 9:57] You tried to fuck kids.
[9:57 - 9:58] No, I don't.
[9:58 - 9:59] Multiple kids.
[9:59 - 10:00] No, I don't, bro.
[10:00 - 10:01] Yes, you did.
[10:01 - 10:01] No, I don't.
[10:01 - 10:02] You sold your dick, bro.
[10:02 - 10:06] You sent your dick to multiple kids, bro.
[10:06 - 10:08] You have no proof, dude.
[10:08 - 10:09] You're all the folks.
[10:09 - 10:10] You have no proof.
[10:10 - 10:12] But he thought it was a kid, bro.
[10:12 - 10:14] He thought it was a kid, bro.
[10:14 - 10:16] How's that worth it, fuck guy?
[10:16 - 10:16] You have no proof.
[10:16 - 10:18] It doesn't matter if it was an adult, bro.
[10:18 - 10:20] You thought they were kids, bro.
[10:20 - 10:21] That does matter, tough guy.
[10:21 - 10:22] No, bro.
[10:22 - 10:24] I'm sorry to tell you it don't.
[10:24 - 10:25] See, what you don't understand
[10:25 - 10:27] is I don't bow down to faggots.
[10:27 - 10:29] Bro, in your mind, you believe
[10:29 - 10:31] you were going to fuck a kid, bro.
[10:31 - 10:34] Mega, I don't bow down to bitches like you.
[10:35 - 10:38] I bow down to nobody, brother.
[10:38 - 10:38] What are we going to do?
[10:38 - 10:40] I don't need to go cheating, bro.
[10:40 - 10:42] I need some money for crack.
[10:42 - 10:43] You're a warning gangster.
[10:43 - 10:45] You're a want-to-be tough guy, bro.
[10:45 - 10:46] I ain't want to be shit.
[10:46 - 10:47] Now you are.
[10:47 - 10:49] Why do I have your account?
[10:49 - 10:50] You're an online scam artist.
[10:50 - 10:52] Why am I driving your car?
[10:52 - 10:54] Yeah, you're a scam artist, nigga.
[10:54 - 10:55] You're a scammer.
[10:56 - 10:57] That's all you do.
[10:57 - 11:00] You scam people for money by doing dumb shit, bro.
[11:00 - 11:01] Well, I'm not a scammer.
[11:01 - 11:02] You've got to pay, man.
[11:02 - 11:06] By the way, why don't you tell that a little better yet?
[11:06 - 11:07] Here's an idea.
[11:07 - 11:11] Why don't you tell tibs to hand my shit back over?
[11:11 - 11:13] Otherwise, I will pay his ass.
[11:14 - 11:15] Are we going to negotiate, though?
[11:15 - 11:17] Just calm down for a second.
[11:17 - 11:18] Yeah, we need to pump the brakes.
[11:18 - 11:20] Yeah, hold on, hold on.
[11:20 - 11:23] Like I said, man, me and Marty and CIA,
[11:23 - 11:25] we're willing to negotiate a deal, bro.
[11:25 - 11:27] Yeah, and I see how you just messaged me.
[11:27 - 11:29] You told me to chill out and told me to chill out.
[11:29 - 11:30] What is it?
[11:30 - 11:31] Name your price.
[11:31 - 11:31] What is it?
[11:32 - 11:34] Would you dance for it?
[11:35 - 11:37] No, I would not.
[11:37 - 11:38] I don't do it.
[11:38 - 11:41] Why do you even realize that I'm retired from that shit?
[11:41 - 11:42] I don't do that anymore, bro.
[11:42 - 11:43] I like that shit, bro.
[11:43 - 11:44] That's just funny.
[11:44 - 11:46] You'll be a millionaire from that, bro.
[11:46 - 11:49] That has nothing to do with this, bro.
[11:49 - 11:49] Come on, bro.
[11:50 - 11:52] Do you want the money or not?
[11:53 - 11:56] All right, so you want the money or not, bro?
[11:56 - 11:57] Yes, you really.
[11:57 - 11:59] So we were in charge of that.
[11:59 - 12:00] Marty, bro.
[12:00 - 12:00] Marty, stop.
[12:00 - 12:01] Well, hang on.
[12:01 - 12:02] Yes, I'm just letting you hear this.
[12:02 - 12:04] All right, how about this if you dance?
[12:04 - 12:05] No, no, no, no.
[12:05 - 12:07] I'll give you your account back.
[12:08 - 12:09] And I'll never fuck with you again.
[12:09 - 12:11] I'm not dancing, bro.
[12:11 - 12:12] I'm not dancing.
[12:12 - 12:13] Forget it, brother.
[12:13 - 12:15] I'm not doing it.
[12:15 - 12:15] I'm done.
[12:15 - 12:18] I've been retired for so many years.
[12:18 - 12:20] I'm not doing that shit, dude.
[12:20 - 12:20] I'm done.
[12:20 - 12:23] I've been retired from that shit, man.
[12:23 - 12:25] Get that fucking out of your hand.
[12:25 - 12:28] We're going to negotiate a deal of money.
[12:28 - 12:29] Not anything else, bro.
[12:29 - 12:31] So what's the, what's the name of your price, man?
[12:31 - 12:32] Yes, yes, yes.
[12:32 - 12:33] Listen, please.
[12:33 - 12:34] Just listen.
[12:34 - 12:36] Can I ask one question real quick?
[12:36 - 12:37] Yes, yes.
[12:37 - 12:38] Hold on, hold on.
[12:38 - 12:39] What's your price, man?
[12:39 - 12:39] What is it?
[12:40 - 12:41] We were at $200.
[12:43 - 12:45] So we were at $200.
[12:45 - 12:47] I don't give a fuck with a chat once.
[12:47 - 12:48] This ain't about them, bro.
[12:50 - 12:53] Marty, clearly you don't know what you're doing
[12:53 - 12:54] when negotiating.
[12:54 - 12:54] So about you.
[12:54 - 12:58] Yes, we were at $200, but you made it hostile.
[12:58 - 12:59] No, it's awesome.
[12:59 - 13:00] Make your choice, dude.
[13:00 - 13:01] What is it?
[13:01 - 13:03] $200, $300, what is it?
[13:03 - 13:05] Chance, we were at $200.
[13:06 - 13:07] Make your choice, man.
[13:07 - 13:08] What is it?
[13:08 - 13:10] You've driven up the price, you've driven up the price
[13:10 - 13:11] with that attitude.
[13:14 - 13:15] Like, C.A. is paying for this.
[13:15 - 13:16] Come on, dude.
[13:16 - 13:17] Make your choice, man.
[13:17 - 13:17] What is it?
[13:17 - 13:18] Thinking.
[13:18 - 13:19] I'm thinking, bro.
[13:19 - 13:20] Like, I'm racing.
[13:20 - 13:20] Just hold up, bro.
[13:20 - 13:22] I didn't have a scheme account, bro.
[13:22 - 13:23] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[13:23 - 13:25] We already know you're not racing.
[13:25 - 13:27] We already know you're not racing.
[13:27 - 13:28] You're stalling, bro.
[13:28 - 13:29] That's all you're doing.
[13:29 - 13:29] You're stalling.
[13:29 - 13:30] Because I'm thinking, bro.
[13:30 - 13:33] Chat is offering a lot of money for your account.
[13:34 - 13:35] Well, fuck them, bro.
[13:36 - 13:37] Fuck them, dude.
[13:37 - 13:39] You want to know why they want it?
[13:39 - 13:40] They want it just to piss me off.
[13:40 - 13:42] They just want to keep me away from doing shit.
[13:42 - 13:43] That's all it is.
[13:43 - 13:47] So here's to how this situation is looking for you, bro.
[13:47 - 13:48] Here's how it is.
[13:48 - 13:52] Realistically, this is how it's looking for you, dude.
[13:52 - 13:55] You can either hand over the account
[13:55 - 13:57] and we pay you however much you want.
[13:57 - 13:59] However much?
[13:59 - 14:00] Chance, chance, chance.
[14:00 - 14:03] Or, or, I can figure it out.
[14:03 - 14:10] Or, I can figure it out, or I can take this recording straight up.
[14:10 - 14:11] Please don't care.
[14:12 - 14:17] To take it to my friends, who know actual FBI agents,
[14:17 - 14:20] and the FBI agents will then yank your IP address.
[14:20 - 14:21] Come on, boys, FBI agents.
[14:21 - 14:22] Here's the chance.
[14:22 - 14:24] And they will knock on your door, dude.
[14:24 - 14:27] Because what you are doing is federally illegal.
[14:27 - 14:29] Yeah, FBI agents, so they don't care about you, though.
[14:29 - 14:30] Here's the thing.
[14:30 - 14:32] That's in your state.
[14:32 - 14:34] That's not in my friends' states or in my state.
[14:34 - 14:36] That's your state, not mine.
[14:37 - 14:38] There's a difference there, Nick.
[14:38 - 14:40] There's a total difference.
[14:40 - 14:42] Oh, so is that the guy doing anything about it?
[14:42 - 14:44] I don't know if he knows this stuff.
[14:44 - 14:47] Hey, Nick, where one thing you don't understand, dude,
[14:47 - 14:49] is where one agent don't matter,
[14:49 - 14:51] another agent might actually give a fuck.
[14:52 - 14:53] They're not all the same, man.
[14:53 - 14:55] You can't group them all together.
[14:55 - 14:57] I'm the best agent in the world, idiot.
[14:57 - 14:58] You're not even an agent, bro.
[14:58 - 15:00] Yeah, I am, bro.
[15:00 - 15:01] No, come on.
[15:01 - 15:02] No, you're not, dude.
[15:02 - 15:04] You're an online scam artist, dude.
[15:06 - 15:07] That's pretty clear.
[15:07 - 15:09] I'm not even scamming, bro.
[15:09 - 15:10] Bro, you're a pedophile.
[15:11 - 15:12] Actually, I'm not.
[15:12 - 15:13] Why'd you do it?
[15:14 - 15:15] Why did I do what?
[15:15 - 15:16] I don't know what you're talking about.
[15:17 - 15:17] Talk to me.
[15:18 - 15:18] Multiple words.
[15:18 - 15:20] I don't know what you're talking about.
[15:20 - 15:21] Wait, I have one question.
[15:21 - 15:22] All right, hold on.
[15:22 - 15:23] One more word, motherfucker.
[15:23 - 15:25] Use your words.
[15:25 - 15:28] Bro, you talk to multiple children
[15:28 - 15:30] and send them your pickle, Idla.
[15:31 - 15:33] Actually, I didn't.
[15:33 - 15:33] Actually, I...
[15:33 - 15:34] What do you want?
[15:34 - 15:34] Do you mind, bro?
[15:34 - 15:36] Let me ask you this.
[15:36 - 15:37] Okay, let me ask you this.
[15:37 - 15:40] I got a challenge for that question.
[15:41 - 15:44] Is the real pedophile the person that fell for this?
[15:44 - 15:49] Oh, or is it the person that...
[15:49 - 15:51] Bro, guys, I catch pedophiles for a living.
[15:51 - 15:52] This is the...
[15:52 - 15:53] No, you don't, bro.
[15:53 - 15:54] Yes, I do, you fucking retard.
[15:54 - 15:56] You're a fucking idiot, bro.
[15:56 - 16:00] This is the same excuse every other pedophile says, bro.
[16:01 - 16:04] You know what, you don't just blame your...
[16:04 - 16:06] I've seen your channel, oh, boy.
[16:06 - 16:06] What's a kid, bro?
[16:06 - 16:09] I've seen your channel, you fucking idiot.
[16:09 - 16:12] You don't even see my channel, nigga.
[16:12 - 16:14] You don't know nothing about me, little dude.
[16:14 - 16:16] Yes, I do.
[16:16 - 16:17] Yes, the fuck I do, man.
[16:17 - 16:20] I know more about you than you think, bro.
[16:20 - 16:20] No, you don't.
[16:20 - 16:20] I really do.
[16:20 - 16:22] I checked out your channel, bro.
[16:22 - 16:23] And let me tell you right now...
[16:23 - 16:26] What did you see me playing a game or something, bro?
[16:26 - 16:28] Like, what do you know about me, did you...
[16:28 - 16:29] I was chilling playing a game.
[16:29 - 16:30] What are you saying?
[16:31 - 16:34] That's all you do is sit me on your fucking screen
[16:34 - 16:34] and talk shit.
[16:34 - 16:36] You don't go after pedophiles.
[16:36 - 16:38] Nica, I've just talked to you for the first time
[16:38 - 16:39] like a week ago, not even.
[16:40 - 16:42] Yeah, you think it's really that hard for me
[16:42 - 16:44] to fucking figure out what your YouTube channel is?
[16:44 - 16:45] It's actually pretty similar.
[16:45 - 16:49] Bro, my YouTube channel's like got 100 subscribers
[16:49 - 16:50] and I'm always getting banned.
[16:50 - 16:52] I guess what?
[16:52 - 16:52] And guess what?
[16:52 - 16:54] And that right there proves my point.
[16:55 - 16:58] Bro, I get banned for yelling at pedophiles
[16:58 - 16:59] like you that report me.
[16:59 - 17:01] Yeah, here's what I know, dude.
[17:01 - 17:02] Here's what you know, dude.
[17:02 - 17:04] Why are you fucking yelling at me?
[17:04 - 17:05] What about a kid's ass again?
[17:07 - 17:09] Did you just throw a fucking piece of skin?
[17:09 - 17:12] Are you ever gonna cut off you fucking cracker?
[17:12 - 17:14] Yeah, that's neither here nor there, sir.
[17:14 - 17:15] That's neither here nor there.
[17:15 - 17:16] What are you saying, man?
[17:16 - 17:18] You're a drug addict.
[17:18 - 17:19] You're a drug addict.
[17:19 - 17:20] Crack head, man.
[17:20 - 17:22] Bro, I don't even do drugs, little dick takeover.
[17:22 - 17:23] Oh, really?
[17:23 - 17:25] Then why were you talking about drugs in the Discord?
[17:26 - 17:28] Because I was fucking with you, little quay.
[17:28 - 17:29] I want straight guys.
[17:29 - 17:30] Yeah, quay is your real name, brother.
[17:30 - 17:31] I want you to dance.
[17:32 - 17:34] I mean, Marty, did you not?
[17:34 - 17:36] Bro, if I cared about drugs, though,
[17:36 - 17:37] why do I want you to dance?
[17:37 - 17:40] I did not talk about doing crack in the Discord message.
[17:40 - 17:42] Bro, my name is Crack Crack First, bro.
[17:42 - 17:44] Yeah, so he's done, he's done.
[17:44 - 17:47] He may have done crack before, you know?
[17:47 - 17:49] I've done a lot of crack in my life,
[17:49 - 17:50] but I don't anymore.
[17:50 - 17:51] Yeah, a chance at his homework.
[17:51 - 17:53] I call bullshit, dude.
[17:53 - 17:56] I call bullshit, man, because here's what I know.
[17:57 - 18:00] Theory one of why you're hiding that you do it.
[18:00 - 18:01] You're afraid to get lost.
[18:01 - 18:02] Bro, I'm not hiding it.
[18:02 - 18:05] My name is Crack Crack Chris, you dumb fuck.
[18:05 - 18:06] I promote it.
[18:09 - 18:11] I just, I don't tell people to smoke crack.
[18:12 - 18:14] I'll make you a deal right now, bro.
[18:14 - 18:16] I'll make you a deal right now.
[18:16 - 18:18] Here's what I'm offering.
[18:18 - 18:19] We will pay you.
[18:19 - 18:21] Why are you gonna dance, bro?
[18:21 - 18:21] Dance.
[18:21 - 18:22] Stop and listen.
[18:22 - 18:23] Stop and listen.
[18:23 - 18:23] Hear me out.
[18:24 - 18:27] Because even though I can't stand your ass,
[18:27 - 18:28] I'm willing to do this.
[18:28 - 18:29] I'm willing to do this.
[18:29 - 18:31] Even though I can't fucking stand your ass,
[18:31 - 18:34] because of the way you treat people like myself.
[18:34 - 18:36] But here's what I'm gonna do, regardless of that,
[18:36 - 18:39] out of the kindness of my heart to show that I'm actually
[18:39 - 18:41] a good human being here.
[18:41 - 18:45] So what I'm doing is I'm willing to off-broke that money still,
[18:45 - 18:48] and I'm willing to, you know, wherever you live,
[18:48 - 18:50] I'm willing to give you the health that you need
[18:50 - 18:52] to get yourself off that shit, bro,
[18:52 - 18:54] because clearly you need a lot of help.
[18:54 - 18:56] I'm willing to do that for you.
[18:56 - 18:57] Yeah, man.
[18:57 - 18:57] Hold on.
[18:57 - 18:58] Hold on.
[18:58 - 18:59] Can I cut you off right there?
[18:59 - 18:59] Hold on.
[18:59 - 19:00] Hold on.
[19:00 - 19:00] Hold on.
[19:00 - 19:02] I will get you the health that you need, bro.
[19:02 - 19:03] Hold on, little dildo.
[19:03 - 19:05] Cut you off for a second.
[19:05 - 19:08] I need help, but you're addicted to fucking children.
[19:08 - 19:09] Actually, I'm not, dude.
[19:10 - 19:13] I hate my niggas, like, this is the definition
[19:13 - 19:14] of people I can't stand.
[19:14 - 19:17] Some little dildo telling me I need help, nigga.
[19:17 - 19:17] You know what, bro?
[19:17 - 19:18] You need to help, you fucking dildo.
[19:18 - 19:21] The one person that can't tell you your ass, bro.
[19:21 - 19:23] Because see, what you don't get is this.
[19:23 - 19:25] You don't know what the fuck I do,
[19:25 - 19:26] and don't do behind the scenes.
[19:26 - 19:28] It was the whole world knows what you do.
[19:28 - 19:29] No, no, no, bro.
[19:29 - 19:30] I don't know.
[19:30 - 19:31] I really don't.
[19:31 - 19:33] So the whole world knows what I do
[19:33 - 19:34] when the cameras are on.
[19:35 - 19:36] That how, how is that possible?
[19:37 - 19:38] If you try to fuck kids.
[19:38 - 19:39] Well, yeah, so chance.
[19:39 - 19:41] You get a chance really quickly.
[19:41 - 19:43] If you did the 24-hour live stream,
[19:43 - 19:44] people would get to see what you do.
[19:44 - 19:45] Yeah, you've already listened, bro.
[19:45 - 19:46] Stop and listen, nigga.
[19:46 - 19:48] I'm not doing, no, listen.
[19:48 - 19:50] I'm not doing that shit for a fucking reason,
[19:50 - 19:52] because I don't owe anybody anything.
[19:52 - 19:53] No, I understand.
[19:53 - 19:55] First off, I don't owe nobody back shit.
[19:56 - 19:59] If anything, dude, Mr. $5,000 Tough Guy,
[19:59 - 20:02] which, by the way, cute name that you stole, by the way,
[20:02 - 20:03] just saying.
[20:04 - 20:05] I know where you got that from,
[20:05 - 20:09] but that's a cute little dude.
[20:09 - 20:09] Not going to lie.
[20:09 - 20:11] That's actually original.
[20:11 - 20:14] If anything, that's the first guy.
[20:14 - 20:15] I'm not going to lie.
[20:15 - 20:17] Hey, Nick, if you really think about it, dude,
[20:17 - 20:21] that's actually the first original attempt
[20:21 - 20:22] at trying to do a burn on me
[20:22 - 20:24] that anybody's gone out with in a while.
[20:24 - 20:26] So props on the originality.
[20:26 - 20:28] No, I thought you burned him good the first one.
[20:28 - 20:28] Hey, hey, hey.
[20:28 - 20:30] It was for the originality.
[20:30 - 20:32] I actually gave him that name,
[20:32 - 20:34] so I thought it was such a good burn.
[20:34 - 20:35] Oh, hey.
[20:35 - 20:37] Yeah, you got it.
[20:37 - 20:38] Here's the thing.
[20:39 - 20:40] Here's the thing, bro.
[20:40 - 20:43] Listen, what you don't seem to understand is this, man.
[20:44 - 20:47] I don't owe anybody a goddamn thing, dude.
[20:47 - 20:50] If anything, everybody in the world,
[20:50 - 20:53] guys, they're a fuck me over, owes me something,
[20:53 - 20:59] because what you don't seem to understand is you're a $5,000 tough guy and I know why you're
[20:59 - 21:05] being quiet too because you're fucking caught. I'm actually just thinking that you owe God your
[21:05 - 21:11] soul, you fucking little diddler. But go ahead, keep speaking. Here's what it is. See, here's
[21:11 - 21:17] the reality of it. This is where I think you're confused at, which it's not your fault. You're
[21:17 - 21:23] just coming into this, seeing all this shit and I can't blame you for that. I can't. But I'm going
[21:23 - 21:29] to set your ass straight on the right path so you know what the fuck was up. These people like
[21:29 - 21:34] Edward Boy and them, you want to know why they do the shit they do to me for money, bro. They don't
[21:34 - 21:42] see any, they don't want me to do anything at all. They just want to make money off of my back.
[21:42 - 21:49] Matter of fact, I have actual undeniable video proof of, see, or not CIO,
[21:49 - 21:56] chat CIO by the way, what's up, brother? But I have actual undeniable proof of William Goryhole
[21:56 - 22:02] and Edward Boy openly admitting to stealing my stuff because they do not want to see me do better.
[22:03 - 22:09] They really don't, dude. I'm out here trying to better my life every day. Yeah, I did some shit
[22:09 - 22:15] that's fucked up. I admit that, but that don't mean I need to be held back to that my entire life.
[22:15 - 22:21] As a matter of fact, I actually just spoke about this on my friend Courtney's panel earlier. I
[22:21 - 22:27] literally just talked about this a few hours ago. Why should I be held back after I've taken
[22:27 - 22:32] responsibility for what I did when I've sat there and said multiple times, hey, I fucked up. I
[22:32 - 22:38] apologize. I actually want to try to do better with my life. But yet when, how am I supposed to do
[22:38 - 22:44] better with my life if I'm constantly being attacked over and over and over and over and over?
[22:44 - 22:50] And not only am I being attacked, my family, my friends are constantly being attacked. All
[22:50 - 22:57] of the simple thing, dude. Well, actually, I told things. It's a simple thing. It actually is.
[22:57 - 23:01] Can I ask you something? Do you think all these people would hate you, bro, if you did nothing wrong?
[23:03 - 23:07] Yeah, you want to know why they hate me? And I could tell you why. I know it sounds trivial,
[23:07 - 23:11] but it's actually the truth because they don't want to see a weird looking guy like me.
[23:13 - 23:18] He looks different. And then it's true. I do look different, man. That is true. I do look
[23:18 - 23:24] different. And here's the thing. Nobody hates on people for that, bro. It's not about that. It's
[23:24 - 23:28] about what you're doing, bro. It's about the way you act, bro. No, it's not, bro. Not everyone
[23:28 - 23:33] would pick on you and fuck with you, bro. Your message to children, you're doing fucked up shit,
[23:34 - 23:41] where's the proof of me doing any of this shit? I would have to see where the supposed proof is
[23:41 - 23:49] that I'm doing this song. This is what makes you a predator because there is. Let me stop you
[23:49 - 23:56] right there, bro. Let me ask you this. How is it that if I'm over here working on music every day,
[23:56 - 24:01] working on our work, hanging out with my friends and my family, how does that add up to me doing
[24:01 - 24:08] all this shit that I'm supposedly doing? Their words don't match my actual real life actions,
[24:08 - 24:13] bro. They don't match my actions. And if you don't believe me, dude, by all means,
[24:13 - 24:19] ask the people that know me. Matter of fact, ask Marty, ask CIA. Well, they know what I do on a
[24:19 - 24:24] daily basis. And matter of fact, they got me on Facebook. They know what I do. They know that I
[24:24 - 24:30] don't sit here and talk to kids like that. Matter of fact, last time I talked to Marty when I was
[24:30 - 24:37] on the panel down, I was showing him a fucking, an audio clip of a song that I had just recorded
[24:37 - 24:43] with a friend of mine, which Edward Blaine them ended up stealing, which I am working on getting
[24:43 - 24:48] that, getting that dealt with, mind you, I am working on getting that. Listen, man, I seen a video.
[24:49 - 24:54] Now you need to listen, Foxhucker, bro. It's time for you to learn. Listen,
[24:58 - 25:04] bro, I seen a video of you sending voice messages to what you thought to be like a kid,
[25:04 - 25:10] you know? And you were telling the kids that you can't talk to people your age because they don't-
[25:10 - 25:16] It's called deep fakes, dude. These guys love the deep fakes shit. It doesn't matter if I make an
[25:16 - 25:21] account right now and pretend to be a little kid and then you want to fuck it. That makes you a
[25:21 - 25:27] pedophile. Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to block that motherfucking thing. I do it
[25:27 - 25:31] all the time, man. I block these motherfucking things. You bet, bro. You're going to get you with that
[25:31 - 25:38] nice. Oh, really? And who's going to do it? You? You and one of them? You and one of them? You and one of them.
[25:38 - 25:41] Yo, can I ask you, what is that shit staying on your shirt?
[25:41 - 25:49] Bro, what's the deal with that? Like I said, man, this ain't nothing about me. This ain't
[25:49 - 25:57] nothing about that. Listen, man. It's immaterial. It's immaterial. Listen, bro. All me and CIM,
[25:57 - 26:02] Mario, are wanting to do is to pay to get my account back. It's all we want to do. We're
[26:02 - 26:12] willing to pay. It goes objection relevance. Objection relevance. Like I said, me and CIM,
[26:12 - 26:16] me and CIM, we already worked it out. We're willing to pay you however much you want for the
[26:16 - 26:22] account back, man. 5,000? We'll ask is that you hand it back over and we give you the money clean
[26:22 - 26:25] and clear. Wait, what are you going to do with it though? What's your plan? Why do you even want it
[26:25 - 26:42] that bad? Because I swear. Don't speak for me, dude. I am going to say this. One of the reasons
[26:42 - 26:48] why I wanted that, because one, I've actually put real fucking money into that shit. And two,
[26:48 - 26:55] that's where a lot of my friends are at that I don't have on my new one. So here's what I want
[26:55 - 27:02] to do, man. I want to go as high as $500 to get the account back. And if you're willing to do that,
[27:03 - 27:07] if you're willing to do that, if you're willing to hang over the account, we'll pay you the 500
[27:07 - 27:15] clean and clear. You can literally just dance right now, do some crooked-eyed niggas shit,
[27:15 - 27:22] bro. And then that's it. You get your account back, dude. Stop being a pussy. You know what?
[27:26 - 27:34] I'm not fucking dancing, dude. You're either going to pay the $500 and we get the account back,
[27:34 - 27:39] or there is no deal. And I continue to come after you and William and all these motherfuckers I fuck
[27:39 - 27:47] them. So take your pay, dude. You obviously don't realize that as far as possible, I have the reach,
[27:47 - 27:53] dude. I have over half a million people that watch me in a fucking day. You don't think that I can
[27:53 - 27:58] reach out to even a quarter of those motherfuckers and they wouldn't get you canceled, dude. Really
[27:58 - 28:04] fucking good. I don't care if you cancel me. Obviously, you do. Obviously, you do. Oh, I don't,
[28:04 - 28:11] bro, at all. You drew a dick when you speak, faggot ass, dude. Here's the thing. Who's being
[28:11 - 28:15] the dick? Me or you? It's clearly you, man. Oh, I'm thinking about your account, bro. You keep
[28:15 - 28:20] getting loud. Like I said, dude, what's it going to be? Are we going to pay you the money and you
[28:20 - 28:26] hand it back or not? What's it going to be? There is no dancing. There is no this and the other.
[28:26 - 28:30] Either you take the money or we go and I come after you.
[28:31 - 28:36] Bro, see, I don't want to take Marty's money, though. I want you to pay. I want you to dance.
[28:36 - 28:43] You need to say it. We're not going to. I'm not going to pay the guy for something that already
[28:43 - 28:48] belongs to us. If out of the goodness of his heart, he wants to return what doesn't belong to him
[28:48 - 28:53] to chance. We just want content, bro. You can dance. If you just dance, people will stop fucking
[28:53 - 28:58] with you, you dumb fuck. I would give them a reward. How hard is that? You look like a queer
[28:58 - 29:03] dancer. And so what? Who gives a fuck? Nobody fucks with you anymore. Dance it up, bro. Let me
[29:03 - 29:08] ask you this. Let me ask you this. Why should I give everybody what they want when that's not what
[29:08 - 29:15] I want? Because they'll stop fucking with you. I am listening. I'm listening. Hang on. Here's the
[29:15 - 29:21] thing, man. Do you really think I give a fuck about what people say about me that don't fucking
[29:21 - 29:29] know me in real life? I don't give a fuck, dude. If people want it, Marty, stop. Stop speaking.
[29:29 - 29:40] Okay. Marty, shut up. Now, all right, I'm bad. Now, like I said, dude, I don't give a fuck about
[29:40 - 29:48] what you or anybody motherfucking thinks of me. The real reason why they fuck with me isn't because
[29:48 - 29:54] they want me to dance. No, it's because they want to see me fucking fail. They don't want to see me
[29:54 - 30:02] have anything good in my motherfucking life. But if I want to do music, I should be honest. Listen,
[30:02 - 30:08] I'm the most direct person in the world, but you need to listen to me pussy. Now, just listen to me,
[30:08 - 30:13] this is going to hurt you, but bro, you have nothing good in your life. You're fucking used to it.
[30:13 - 30:19] You're a predator, bitch. When we tell you to dance, you dance, motherfucker. You got nothing.
[30:19 - 30:24] Nigga, you're my bitch. I own you and every single love in this world. But without me,
[30:24 - 30:31] you make no living. Remember that, tough guy. Without me, you make no living. I own every
[30:32 - 30:36] dollar off of you. I wish I made a dollar off of you. I would body you.
[30:38 - 30:44] Nigga, I would cut your damn head off and give you a tiger's tart, bro. I would literally chop
[30:44 - 30:49] your head off and feed you to do the fucking thing. In game, calm down, in game, Grand Theft Auto.
[30:50 - 30:57] Nigga, I would fuck with the fuck out of you, tough guy. In game. See, what you don't get is this.
[30:57 - 31:03] You're a fucking bitch, a punk, a lame-o, a fucking scamming little fucking weirdo,
[31:03 - 31:08] who ain't got nothing good going for him. So what do you do? You run around here and you fuck with
[31:08 - 31:13] the little guy just to try to make a name for yourself. You're just like everybody else, man.
[31:13 - 31:19] You're a co-tail rider. You're trying to make money. Well, bro, I gotta do what I gotta do,
[31:19 - 31:24] bro. I took your account, my account, now I'm chilling. You're getting cut off,
[31:24 - 31:30] just like Edward Boyne and whatever. I'll take way more than your Steam account.
[31:32 - 31:36] You try that shade, you're a fucking dead man. No, I ain't a dead man,
[31:36 - 31:41] where I'll take everything you own, little quare. Would you seriously like to take a
[31:41 - 31:48] grandmother's shelter? Yeah, you know what I mean, tough guy. Hey, hey, C.I.A.,
[31:48 - 31:56] Marty, you know what's funny? How many people have sat there and said that I was gonna be in
[31:56 - 32:05] a shelter by this time? Everyone said that. Hey, C.I.A., how many times have they said that, dude?
[32:05 - 32:13] Hundreds. Exactly. And yet I'm not there, dude. And here's the thing, I'm never going to jail
[32:13 - 32:19] because I ain't never done shit to nobody. I sure as fucking die anytime soon. And I sure as
[32:19 - 32:25] fucking gonna end up in a motherfucking shelter. Do you know how many motherfuckers threaten me
[32:25 - 32:30] on a daily basis? Dude, you're in a shelter right now. Look at that room, bro.
[32:30 - 32:35] Quite a bit, man. There's a lot of motherfuckers just like you out there that think they're
[32:35 - 32:42] big badasses. Like, dude, I can tell you right now for a fact that my family gets several text
[32:42 - 32:49] messages a day from guys just like you that think they're badasses, that think that they can walk
[32:49 - 32:55] all over me and do whatever they want. No, they fucking can't. Do you want to know why they can't?
[32:55 - 32:59] Do you want to know why they can't, bro? Here's why. Because I own the troll community.
[32:59 - 33:04] And you want to know how I... I invented trolling, first of all, your little crap.
[33:04 - 33:10] I've been doing this shit for fucking 16, 17 years straight, dude. Dude, I've been doing this shit
[33:10 - 33:18] since 2009, bro. You ain't even built, dude. I don't give a fuck, dude. That ain't got shit to do
[33:18 - 33:23] with that. Look at your little t-rex arms. Can you even swing those? He can swing them.
[33:24 - 33:30] Oh, yeah. Show me some shit. Show me some shit. You know you can do it. So here,
[33:30 - 33:34] we're getting all talking here. Here, I want to explain to you how I own the troll community.
[33:34 - 33:41] Yeah, let's focus. Yeah, right. Here's how I own the troll community as an entirety. Because see,
[33:41 - 33:48] they come out for me. They want to make money off of me, right? They want to take and use me
[33:48 - 33:56] for content. Without me, there is no content. Without me, they get no fucking paycheck.
[33:56 - 34:02] They make their paycheck off of me, every single one of them. You wouldn't go home,
[34:02 - 34:09] and every single troll makes their money off of my ass. Bro, you don't believe me about how big
[34:09 - 34:19] I am. Look up Turkey Tone, bro. Half a million views on a documentary of me. And then you think
[34:19 - 34:23] that I'm not out there. I've been watching you like a little bit. I don't know how to code name,
[34:23 - 34:33] motherfucker. You ain't jack shit, bro. I am a literal god compared to you, bro. Bro, I dated a
[34:33 - 34:39] fucking porn star. Yeah, that's not nasty. That is
[34:46 - 34:52] motherfuckers like you keep it in the family. That's why I was surprised if you were married to your
[34:52 - 34:57] sister or your cousin, because I'm pretty sure you keep it in the family. But as for me, I've
[34:57 - 35:02] actually dated a fucking porn star. You date your fucking cousin and probably your sister at the
[35:02 - 35:08] same fucking time, which is weird as fuck, just saying. So you might want to, you know, not keep
[35:08 - 35:14] it in the family. You might want to do something about that if you catch my drift. But like I said,
[35:14 - 35:24] dude, without me, you trolls make no money. And without no money, you pay no bills. And without
[35:24 - 35:33] no bills, you guys become homeless. What's a bill? Then therefore, I own the entirety of the troll
[35:33 - 35:42] community. I own you, Edward Boy, William, all you guys, your asses belong to me. So when I say
[35:42 - 35:48] give my shit back, you're going to give it the fuck back. Because if you do not, I can easily
[35:48 - 35:54] have this thing recorded, take it down to the police, have your IP address yanked, and get my
[35:54 - 36:00] shit back by force, if need be. Now, I don't want to go that route. I'd rather just get it back the
[36:00 - 36:07] simple way. But it's your choice, man. If you want to go down that route and make it harder for yourself
[36:07 - 36:14] and have me make an example of you, then we can go that route if you really want to go that route.
[36:14 - 36:19] But like I said, I'm trying not to go that route. I'm trying to give my shit back clean and clear.
[36:19 - 36:24] So, uh, well, let's cut down the brass texture, man. How much you wanting for it?
[36:25 - 36:27] Yeah, yeah, please don't do that to me. I'm scared.
[36:32 - 36:35] Bro, what do you think? What do I do with this guy?
[36:36 - 36:40] So I'll be honest, like it's a little, because I know how good friends CA and Syracs are,
[36:41 - 36:47] but like you would rather have CA pay $5,000 than dance. But I guess, you know, it's finding a
[36:48 - 36:51] ideal price point that CA is willing to pay and you're willing to accept.
[36:52 - 36:54] Name your price point, dude. What you got?
[36:59 - 37:01] How much money do you make?
[37:02 - 37:03] The CA makes six figures.
[37:05 - 37:06] Oh, you make six figures, bro?
[37:07 - 37:12] Yeah. And so here's the real crucial point, too, is that this race...
[37:14 - 37:16] Wait, I'm talking about Syracs.
[37:16 - 37:21] Yeah, the part that I'm struggling with is, like I said, this is like the third time I'm saying it
[37:21 - 37:26] now. I'm not going to pay the guy for something that already belongs to you. If he wanted to be,
[37:26 - 37:33] if he wanted to be a gentleman because it's the right thing to do and return what isn't his to you,
[37:33 - 37:38] then I would, you know, I think a reward would be in order, but to just pay the guy any money, it
[37:38 - 37:46] would be... Yeah, so like, it's just not right. So Mr. Tough Guy, Mr. $5,000 Tough Guy, like, you know,
[37:49 - 37:56] yeah, so it feels good to do the right thing. Would you feel better about doing the right thing
[37:56 - 38:01] for $2,000? It's possible.
[38:04 - 38:06] You're just trying to leverage him dancing.
[38:07 - 38:12] And how do we know that you're not going to tank the account and mirror his
[38:12 - 38:19] Google account, tank his Steam account, and then mirror his Google account before you hand it back?
[38:19 - 38:24] And not only that, but how do we know that it's actually the real deal, too?
[38:24 - 38:28] So, I would need an actual verification.
[38:28 - 38:32] So, like, I want you to dance for this respect of me, dude.
[38:32 - 38:34] Chance, really quickly, man.
[38:34 - 38:40] No, hold on, no, hold on. I want to know, how do I know that you actually have my account?
[38:40 - 38:42] Dude, I got your account, bro, like, come on.
[38:47 - 38:48] You're not even paying.
[38:49 - 38:50] Chance, here's the proof.
[38:53 - 38:58] Chance, here's the proof. Here's the proof. He was the guy that sent me the receipts for you
[38:58 - 39:02] watching InSest porn. Like, this is the guy that sent me the receipts.
[39:02 - 39:06] Here's the real test. Here's the real fucking test.
[39:09 - 39:10] Here's the real test, dude.
[39:10 - 39:12] He was the guy who sent me the receipts.
[39:12 - 39:19] Shut up, Nicholas. If you really have my account, if you let's say that you do, what's the name?
[39:19 - 39:20] Bro, it's Gary.
[39:22 - 39:25] They know I got your account. I'm on it right now.
[39:25 - 39:26] What's the name one of them, bro?
[39:27 - 39:28] Tell me the name.
[39:28 - 39:31] Dance. No, tell me the name first.
[39:31 - 39:32] You're not going to get orders, bro.
[39:32 - 39:36] No, tell me the name so I can verify whether it's mine or not.
[39:36 - 39:38] What's the name that's on the account?
[39:39 - 39:42] Dude, we're not giving you no information. You've got to pay.
[39:42 - 39:45] Well, then there is no deal here. I'm out. See ya.
[39:45 - 39:47] How do we know TIBS didn't change the name on the account?
[39:47 - 39:50] Bro, they know I got your account. They were seeing it in Discord.
[39:52 - 39:55] Yeah, like, I wouldn't be wasting my time and wasting his time.
[39:55 - 40:02] You know what, Nick, see, we're not going to do business with this fucking Woosarick.
[40:02 - 40:04] It's clearly he has no business.
[40:06 - 40:07] That's right here.
[40:08 - 40:11] Marty, that don't mean jack shit. That's irrelevant, homeboy.
[40:11 - 40:12] That's irrelevant.
[40:18 - 40:21] Well, there's no account name. There's no account name on that.
[40:21 - 40:22] There's no account name on that.
[40:22 - 40:27] Yeah, there's nothing, dude. That don't mean jack shit.
[40:27 - 40:31] And besides, let me ask you this, dude. Actually, let me say this,
[40:31 - 40:35] not ask you, do you have any idea how many of these motherfuckers watch worse shit than that,
[40:35 - 40:40] dude? There's far worse shit out there than these motherfuckers watch besides what I got.
[40:43 - 40:47] There's way worse shit out there, bro. Way worse.
[40:47 - 40:51] Like what, bro? It's like, it's like child porn, bro.
[40:51 - 40:57] There's worse shit out there. There is. And I've been known to know a few motherfuckers
[40:57 - 41:03] in my past that got busted for way worse shit. But like I said, that's irrelevant.
[41:03 - 41:06] You have not purchased a big fucking book. No one fucking cares.
[41:09 - 41:14] That you can go onto any fucking site, pay a few dollars and get someone's search history.
[41:14 - 41:18] No fucking problem. It's actually not how to do when you know what you're doing, dude.
[41:19 - 41:25] No, no, like I said, tell me what I'm doing, bro. That's why I have everything,
[41:25 - 41:30] bro. Nobody cares about your name, bro. I got your account, bro. I'm on it right now.
[41:30 - 41:35] Reason, bro. You spent money on the car racing game that I'm on right now.
[41:35 - 41:41] Chillin, bro. You ain't got shit. The name is Crack Rock Chris. Now I'll tell you that.
[41:42 - 41:46] Yeah, that's that right there tells me that you ain't fucking got it because you're dancing around
[41:46 - 41:52] the question. You're afraid to answer the question, dude. Nega, I can live stream it for Marty and
[41:52 - 41:58] shit. They're the ones paying. I mean, ask them, bro, if it was up to me and you're never getting
[41:58 - 42:09] your account back, either pay up or I'm taking this shit to the feds. I don't care. I'm taking
[42:09 - 42:15] your messages to the feds talking to the kids, idiot. Go ahead. I don't give a fuck. They already
[42:15 - 42:20] know that I ain't doing shit. They've already looked into me, bro. Don't bring it to that level.
[42:20 - 42:25] You better negotiate before I put you down. Go ahead. Try to put me down because you're not
[42:25 - 42:29] the first one to try to do it, bro. Do you know how many people have tried that exact same thing,
[42:29 - 42:34] bro? There's several people that have tried it. And guess what? They all failed. And you want to
[42:34 - 42:40] know why? Because the detectives that came out here, the agents that came out here all said the
[42:40 - 42:46] same thing that motherfuckers like you are targeting me for no fucking reason. And then I just got to
[42:46 - 42:52] be more careful, which I haven't been more careful, bro. So you could try only one, but just like
[42:52 - 43:00] everybody else, you're going to fail. I mean, there's clearly a pattern. How many people have
[43:00 - 43:04] sat there and tried that same thing and failed over and over again?
[43:06 - 43:14] 5,000. Oh, dude, there's more. There is more than that. Hey, CIA, how many people would you say have
[43:14 - 43:18] tried that exact thing and fucking failed? Look what I did in a few days with you.
[43:19 - 43:27] I gotta be honest. I wasn't even a couple of hours, bro. But yeah, CIA, what I said was this,
[43:27 - 43:32] how many people are threatened to try to have me shut down by the FBI and this and that and the
[43:32 - 43:38] other and failed every time? Oh, all day, every day. Exactly, dude. So you're no different,
[43:38 - 43:45] dude. You're no different than them. How many people in the FBI are talking to you right now?
[43:46 - 43:55] None. Chance, can I ask you something? Far away. You'd rather let CIA spend 5,000 dollars than
[43:55 - 44:01] dance and save them the cash. This guy's got like a family. Yeah, well, you know, Nick, I could tell
[44:01 - 44:06] you right now, this dude's faking it. I could tell you right now. I'm not faking this. I'm telling
[44:06 - 44:11] you, bro. I'm on point, bro. You're talking about your tone of voice, dude. I'm on point. You're
[44:11 - 44:15] telling me. No, you're not. You're not. I can't even see, bro. Which way are you looking? Which
[44:15 - 44:24] where are you looking? Let me ask this. You're talking about me doing the kind of the other.
[44:24 - 44:28] How do we know that you ain't doing that? You're behind the scenes, homeboy. Come on, bro. Can
[44:28 - 44:34] you just dance, bro, and get it over with, dude? Nope. You can get it back right now on that comment.
[44:35 - 44:44] What part of I am retired from dancing? Yeah, so it's just getting out here. Like,
[44:44 - 44:53] CIA's got kids. It's starting to seem to me like you're siding with this guy.
[44:57 - 45:03] Like, Nick's trying to side with this guy. No. Well, so if CIA wants to spend like
[45:03 - 45:11] $1,500, then that's fine. No, no. I gotta say, I'm not backing out, but I'm pretty firm that
[45:11 - 45:17] if he was legitimately handing it back because it was the right thing to do, I'd reward him.
[45:17 - 45:24] But at this stage, I gotta take the money off the table. Give it back to him. What is chat?
[45:26 - 45:31] What do you want me to do with this guy? I'll tell you what, dude. You ain't gonna do nothing
[45:31 - 45:38] with me because no one fucking knows me, bro. No one fucking knows me. No one has the right
[45:38 - 45:44] to do what they want to me. So with that being said, dude, deals off, man. I'm out.
[45:48 - 45:54] You're never gonna race again, bro. So you have to say it. Oh, really? Just chill out,
[45:54 - 46:01] smoke a roach a sign. No, that's not something you need to do, brother. I'm always smoking a roach,
[46:01 - 46:06] bitch. That sounds to me like you're a bit too high for your own good there, man.
[46:07 - 46:13] You know, a chance could drift right now and you could watch him do it. So high I'm seeing loot.
[46:14 - 46:20] You don't need your shitty account. Man, that is true. I just may do with what I got until I get
[46:20 - 46:26] the money to reset up again. So you have a good day. Retard, smoke. Come on, bro. What are you
[46:26 - 46:35] gonna pay? 300? We're heading. You're lucky I need a rock. You're lucky I need a rock.
[46:39 - 46:47] If you could, I mean, I'm okay with the 300. So give it back for 300. If you could show us,
[46:48 - 46:53] I mean, I know it's give and take. We'll give you a little something, but you gotta give us a
[46:53 - 46:58] little something. Wait, yo, can you show us your little T-Rex arms, like swing your little arms,
[46:58 - 47:04] the sun? Hold on, man. We're getting off track here, man. We got a deal going here, but
[47:06 - 47:13] and I do agree with C.I.A. on this, man. We do need to verify that that is my shit.
[47:13 - 47:20] Yeah, so a full on dance just ain't gonna happen, Chris. What if we just did something brief,
[47:20 - 47:25] like 30 seconds, and after he did that, then you would have to show us the screen to prove
[47:25 - 47:32] that you legitimately have this account? That's fair. Matter of fact, I got one that nobody else
[47:32 - 47:38] can, well, actually, I do have something that nobody can fucking do. Just some jazz hands or
[47:38 - 47:44] something. Oh, no. I can do a headstand 30 seconds straight. No fucking problem. Okay.
[47:45 - 47:51] Oh, you can do it. What are you a monkey? No, I just got really, really good fucking balance.
[47:51 - 47:58] I was a kid. Can you like kick your feet while you do it? Oh, white boy and a monkey is crazy.
[47:58 - 48:15] Yeah, there's some crazy shit. All right. Okay. I moved this shit a little bit.
[48:16 - 48:23] I like those shorts.
[48:27 - 48:28] It's not really dancing, though.
[48:30 - 48:34] It's crazy how you put your asshole right up in the sky like that when you put cock.
[48:34 - 48:49] God, the chat is going off the hook. Why is everybody so fascinated with this bag of Doritos?
[48:54 - 48:56] Go get that bag. Let me see that bag.
[48:58 - 49:03] I did my shit. No, it's disgust business, man. Let's see that verification that is actually
[49:03 - 49:09] my shit. That's pretty impressive, Chance. Let's see it, man. Let's see the verification.
[49:09 - 49:12] There ain't many people that could do that. It takes a lot of life.
[49:12 - 49:17] And bear in mind, I've been able to do that since I was a kid. Would you consider that a dance, though?
[49:19 - 49:24] It's a thing, dude. Bro, can you just do that sick dick dance shit? Like that one on the chair,
[49:24 - 49:30] bro. Like it was sick, bro. You don't understand. Yeah, you know what I'm starting to get from this.
[49:31 - 49:35] I'm starting to think that Nick was playing us the whole time. No, that wasn't even a dance,
[49:35 - 49:40] though, bro. I just literally want to. I'm starting to think I want to know what's going on here.
[49:40 - 49:48] Literally, I just want you to make something. You get your. Hey, Mr. Whatever you want to call
[49:48 - 49:52] yourself, dude. I'm going to send you your information, bro. He's going to pay me.
[49:54 - 49:59] With your little crack head over here, man. I see you. I don't smoke rock.
[49:59 - 50:07] Hey, I'll message you. I'm sending them the information. I'm sending them the information.
[50:08 - 50:14] Oh, okay. Hey, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm going to say this. I just calm down.
[50:14 - 50:19] I'm not going to fuck with you. I promise. No, no, no. I've got something to say. All right.
[50:19 - 50:25] And you guys are both going to list because Marty, I know how you are. You can't fucking hide it.
[50:26 - 50:30] What do you mean? I know how you are, dude. I'm going to say this right now.
[50:30 - 50:38] You both need to grow the fuck up, get a fucking life, and stop fucking around.
[50:40 - 50:42] I've been helpful to you, dude. I've been helpful to you, man.
[50:43 - 50:46] So, you know what? If you, if you want the bad guy, then that's fine.
[50:47 - 50:50] Let me ask you this. How do I know I can trust you after all this snitch?
[50:51 - 51:00] Listen, listen, because the worst hell you've ever experienced was when I was fucking with you.
[51:00 - 51:05] You wouldn't know it if I was fucking with you. Well, like I said, you know, dude,
[51:05 - 51:13] especially to you, whatever your name there is on the thing. Well, like I said, dude,
[51:13 - 51:18] you need to seriously grow up and get a fucking life and understand.
[51:18 - 51:23] I said, I'm not necessarily the bad guy. These people are out here making me out to be.
[51:25 - 51:29] I don't go around and stop, listen, dude. I don't listen to them, though.
[51:30 - 51:33] You don't need to listen to them, though, dude. Make your own fucking choice.
[51:33 - 51:38] I am. That's what I mean by that. No, you're not, dude. You are literally letting them make the
[51:38 - 51:45] choices for you. No, bro. I see what you do, man. Yes, you are, dude. Bro, I see how you move.
[51:45 - 51:48] I was saying to what they say by believing they're bullshit.
[51:48 - 51:53] Oh, bro, I'm a smart man, bro. I see what you do. No, you don't.
[51:53 - 51:59] Bro, I can see. Bro, listen, I can literally see. Listen, I can see how you crooked. I suck it, bro.
[51:59 - 52:06] Nigga, you're a nobody, dude. You're a nobody. You don't understand, bro, that God made your eyes
[52:06 - 52:14] crooked from looking at a kid's ass. Actually, no. No. See, the problem with you in is this.
[52:15 - 52:19] You're a fucking cloud chasing phony, bro. I don't even care about cloud, bro. I'll be
[52:19 - 52:25] banned in a day. If you don't care about cloud, then why can't it attack me out of mother fucking
[52:25 - 52:31] nowhere? Because you were running your mouth. I came to chill with Marty, bro. You weren't even
[52:31 - 52:38] there, Coward. And then you joined back. I'm talking about the other day when I first met you.
[52:38 - 52:42] That's what I'm saying. You attacked me out of fucking nowhere, dude.
[52:42 - 52:46] Bro, you came in. Yeah, but you looked at me with that eye, bro.
[52:46 - 52:50] You did attack me out of nowhere, dude. We all saw it, man.
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