Original upload date: March 3rd, 2023 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:02] Everybody how's it going tonight?
[0:04 - 0:06] Speaking to you live
[0:06 - 0:11] From the throne of my kingdom of Akron
[0:13 - 0:15] Now question is
[0:16 - 0:18] Where is Cyrax?
[0:18 - 0:22] He's already weaving these weird little stories about how
[0:23 - 0:26] He saw me or and I bolted
[0:27 - 0:31] And I skedaddle and scammed down by the block. I'm looking at the corner right now
[0:33 - 0:36] I'm looking at the corner waiting for him right now
[0:36 - 0:44] He's about 500 feet away and we can wait here all night
[0:44 - 0:46] We can we can wait we can wait here all fucking night
[0:47 - 0:51] The kid is the biggest pussy of all time
[0:51 - 0:56] You know let's talk about if you come anywhere near my state. Well, okay
[0:57 - 1:03] You come anywhere near my city. Okay. I'm literally right down the street from you
[1:04 - 1:08] You know, I've never said that I'm gonna kick your teeth down your throat or any of this shit
[1:08 - 1:12] Where are you man? I'm waiting here. I'm just waiting here hoping
[1:13 - 1:18] The sad thing is we know he's not gonna come but I'm just hoping to see a glimpse of him
[1:19 - 1:22] Man, I want to see him. I just want to see this little guy
[1:23 - 1:26] Lot of wind coming. Yeah, I don't know if you can hear that or not like again
[1:26 - 1:28] I'm not hiding away in my grandmother's attic
[1:29 - 1:34] I'm out here waiting for him. I'm waiting for
[1:36 - 1:38] the bitch king
[1:38 - 1:40] That's really what he is let's be honest
[1:41 - 1:43] You can talk all he wants to
[1:43 - 1:45] But I'm gonna be here for a handful of days
[1:46 - 1:48] until I move here permanently and
[1:49 - 1:53] If he wants to do anything to dissuade me from being here 24 7365
[1:54 - 1:56] He better make a strong showing
[1:56 - 2:01] He better make a strong fucking showing. I don't so far. It seems like I'm
[2:01 - 2:03] More than fine just relocating
[2:04 - 2:06] corporate HQ
[2:06 - 2:10] To Akron this is where this is where I need to be this is where I want to be
[2:11 - 2:13] This is where I'm at
[2:13 - 2:19] You can hear the cars, right? You can hear the cars, right? You can hear the wind. You can hear the rain
[2:20 - 2:25] I'm out here as big will always says we out here. I'm out here
[2:25 - 2:32] I'm the king baby boy. I don't see anybody
[2:36 - 2:38] Yeah, the Marty free neighborhood, huh?
[2:39 - 2:42] I'm telling you he is like 600 feet away
[2:43 - 2:45] I've caught wind
[2:45 - 3:01] That he's looking for me. I'm not a very hard guy to find sir X. Look. Oh, here he is
[3:02 - 3:07] Come on buddy boy
[3:08 - 3:10] Hold on sir X
[3:10 - 3:31] Come on bud
[3:46 - 3:48] You are way now
[3:50 - 3:55] Fine you win you win you win
[4:01 - 4:30] Yeah, he's bleeding. Yeah, he's bleeding pretty good
[4:32 - 4:42] Let me wash my hands really quickly. Yeah, I was just on top of those shit just fucking whaling on them
[4:43 - 4:45] Look
[4:45 - 4:47] He's just a little such a little shit
[4:48 - 4:51] Yeah, no, I'm fine. Yeah, I'm in terrible shape, too
[4:52 - 4:54] No, so I
[4:56 - 4:59] Was just on my property
[5:00 - 5:02] Being a good guy
[5:02 - 5:03] shouting out people
[5:03 - 5:05] point fingers
[5:06 - 5:12] Giving thumbs up he comes over. I couldn't believe it was him. It was weird looking into his eyes
[5:13 - 5:20] It was weird looking to his eyes on top of him like of course. I just came a little slap, you know
[5:20 - 5:22] Hey came on my property
[5:23 - 5:30] Huh, man, how tall is he? He could be about five one, but I'm telling you he's gushing. He's gushing. I
[5:30 - 5:32] Gave him a slap but like
[5:34 - 5:36] He was really like spurging out
[5:36 - 5:38] So like I slapped him
[5:39 - 5:41] in self-defense
[5:42 - 5:44] Then I gave him kind of like an overhand
[5:45 - 5:48] Then I just got on top I'm hoping he would like so look
[5:49 - 5:51] Look this this
[5:51 - 5:56] You don't want this. You know, you know like it's he's just a little guy, too
[5:57 - 6:03] Better depth because he's going to call the cops. It was on my property. It's on my property
[6:03 - 6:08] Now I'm not going anywhere. I'm a king. Man, there's blood all over the fucking driveway
[6:09 - 6:11] It's weird looking to his eyes
[6:11 - 6:13] Just hearing
[6:13 - 6:15] He's like a pitiful old guy
[6:15 - 6:17] He shits back. Did you hear him crying?
[6:18 - 6:20] Dude, there's blood all over the fucking driveway
[6:21 - 6:23] Had to happen
[6:23 - 6:25] Well, he threatened Sarah's kids
[6:26 - 6:29] He threatened Sarah's kids. He came over here with the whole tent
[6:30 - 6:32] What do you expect?
[6:32 - 6:35] Do I think he broke something? Yeah, it was fucking ego
[6:36 - 6:44] Learn your lesson, Syrax. Yeah, the one thing I really remember was a little bitch, you know
[6:45 - 6:49] I'm leaving. I mean I was just on top of him like looking down in his
[6:50 - 6:56] Calvin eyes nice. I saw that he was just gushing blood and I was like, yeah, I mean my knuckles are a little sore
[6:56 - 7:00] Just ringing off his fucking little skull. Let me tell you my Achilles is so fucked up, too
[7:01 - 7:03] Especially after like driving a while
[7:03 - 7:05] It's it's pretty tender. I got to say
[7:06 - 7:09] He's just so small
[7:09 - 7:10] So weak
[7:10 - 7:15] Hey, he's a little shit right here. I'll take a picture of the blood. It's your one second
[7:15 - 7:18] I'm gonna leave my laptop in here for a moment. I think most of it's
[7:19 - 7:22] Washed away
[7:22 - 7:32] Hmm. I'm telling you I definitely showed restraint with this guy
[7:33 - 7:35] Yeah, no, I was just on top of him
[7:37 - 7:39] I'm like, all right, so
[7:39 - 7:40] Okay
[7:40 - 7:42] all right
[7:42 - 7:48] Like like I don't know what I said, but they started like trying to like fight and like in fight back
[7:48 - 7:50] And then I just clocked him a couple times
[7:51 - 7:53] Honestly, I wasn't even expecting him at all
[7:54 - 7:56] I gave Syrax prayer for showing up. I didn't think that he would
[7:57 - 7:59] I didn't think that he would
[7:59 - 8:02] Came off and work such a tough guy. I couldn't believe it. I was sure he was gonna stand across the street
[8:03 - 8:05] Do you even get a hidden?
[8:05 - 8:07] No, but I think he had something in his hand
[8:07 - 8:09] Question is this
[8:09 - 8:14] How do you respond from this? Where do you go from here? If you're if you're if you're a little shit
[8:14 - 8:20] It's tough squealing like a stuck pig, you know after talking all that shit
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '781' on August 6th, 2024
