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Cyrax on MBM Stream 2023-2-7 (No Xbox for Cyrax)


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on February 8th, 2023
Original upload date: February 7th, 2023 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:05] Oh wow, well look who it is already. Look who it is already. So, hey Cyraxx, what's going on?
[0:05 - 0:09] I'm saying Nick, I know about the interception and it's not gonna fucking happen.
[0:09 - 0:10] Sure it is.
[0:10 - 0:13] No, it's not because I got guards waiting.
[0:13 - 0:14] You got, what's happening?
[0:14 - 0:18] I got, I got Ed, Mom and me ready with fucking baseball bats.
[0:18 - 0:23] So, anybody out here, you're gonna fucking get beat with the goddamn baseball bat.
[0:23 - 0:24] I didn't know you were up, dude.
[0:24 - 0:29] No, Nick, you stay away from my shit. Because if you do not, I will.
[0:29 - 0:34] Whoever shows up here tomorrow, unless you're UPS, I will beat you.
[0:34 - 0:36] It's not gonna be your house, Matt.
[0:36 - 0:39] The interception is not happening Marty.
[0:39 - 0:44] Get that drink. It's gone, nigger boy. It ain't fucking happening, bitch mate.
[0:44 - 0:48] It ain't happening. Fair warning to anybody that shows up here.
[0:48 - 0:49] That's not how it works.
[0:49 - 0:52] No, shut the fuck up. That is not how it works, boy.
[0:52 - 0:55] That is not how it works, you fucking fat ass little bitch.
[0:55 - 1:00] The interception is not happening, Nicholas. Anybody shows up here,
[1:00 - 1:02] I'm beating you with a baseball bat.
[1:02 - 1:03] It's not how it works.
[1:03 - 1:06] Oh, yes, that is how it's gonna work, you fat little faggot ass.
[1:06 - 1:07] It's not even gonna go to your house.
[1:07 - 1:08] Oh, really?
[1:08 - 1:09] Yeah.
[1:09 - 1:10] Oh, really?
[1:10 - 1:13] Oh, really, badass. We'll see tomorrow, you faggot ass.
[1:13 - 1:14] Read this.
[1:14 - 1:15] Read this?
[1:15 - 1:17] Yeah, well, guess what? Screw you, nigger boy.
[1:17 - 1:18] Screw you.
[1:18 - 1:22] Oh, what's the matter, Nick?
[1:22 - 1:25] What's the matter? Cause I got you figured out, faggot, you two-ass little faggot.
[1:25 - 1:26] Are you mad? Okay, that's us?
[1:26 - 1:30] Also, Hitler should have burned you with the rest of your family, Nick.
[1:30 - 1:33] Hitler should have burned you with your mom and your dad.
[1:33 - 1:35] Straight the fuck up.
[1:35 - 1:39] Your mom and dad should have burned you along with themselves
[1:39 - 1:41] to keep them from having your ass.
[1:41 - 1:45] So, Nick, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
[1:45 - 1:47] It's not getting intercepted.
[1:47 - 1:48] It already is, man.
[1:48 - 1:50] Oh, no, it ain't, bitch.
[1:50 - 1:52] I tried to show up in my house.
[1:52 - 1:57] Anybody wants to show up in my house and try to interset my package?
[1:57 - 1:58] Guess what?
[1:58 - 2:02] I have to fucking prove that you're trying to interset the package,
[2:02 - 2:05] which is a federal fucking offensive.
[2:05 - 2:06] No, Stephen, you already did.
[2:06 - 2:07] Shut the fuck up.
[2:07 - 2:09] It is not rerouted, you little bitch.
[2:09 - 2:10] It is, and I can show you a screenshot.
[2:10 - 2:11] No, it ain't.
[2:11 - 2:13] Yeah, it is. There he goes.
[2:13 - 2:15] Oh, wow. Hey, Cyrax.
[2:15 - 2:18] You got two choices, Nick.
[2:18 - 2:19] Two.
[2:19 - 2:22] You can either leave that goddamn package alone
[2:22 - 2:26] or I take this screenshot of your text message
[2:26 - 2:28] down to the acronym PD
[2:28 - 2:31] and show them what the fuck you're doing.
[2:31 - 2:33] And if you don't think that I'm going to do it...
[2:33 - 2:36] What's on the screen?
[2:36 - 2:41] The text message that you send about intercepting the damn package.
[2:41 - 2:43] Well, you don't understand how the process works.
[2:43 - 2:46] Oh, I do understand you, fat-ass little fuck-boy.
[2:46 - 2:47] It's Stephen's choice.
[2:47 - 2:50] You want to rage out? Here you go, fat-ass.
[2:50 - 2:52] Rage it out, jack-ass.
[2:52 - 2:53] No, it's not genuine.
[2:53 - 2:55] Shut the fuck up, bitch.
[2:55 - 2:56] It's not genuine.
[2:56 - 2:58] Shut the fuck up, Nick.
[2:58 - 3:00] Shut your damn mouth, nigger-boy.
[3:00 - 3:01] Crack it.
[3:01 - 3:02] Jew bitch.
[3:02 - 3:03] Bitch-ass.
[3:03 - 3:04] Bag-boy.
[3:04 - 3:05] Ass-wife.
[3:05 - 3:06] Ass-muncher.
[3:06 - 3:07] Shit-eater.
[3:07 - 3:08] Do shit.
[3:08 - 3:09] Shit-eater.
[3:09 - 3:11] Oh, what's the matter, jack-ass?
[3:11 - 3:16] You mad, you cocksucker.
[3:16 - 3:18] You talking about reacting again.
[3:18 - 3:20] Shut up, nigger-boy.
[3:20 - 3:22] Shut up, you piece of shit.
[3:22 - 3:25] Now, you got two options, Nick.
[3:25 - 3:26] No, I got a lot of--
[3:26 - 3:27] No options, nigger.
[3:27 - 3:28] I got a lot of options.
[3:28 - 3:30] No, no, you don't, boy.
[3:30 - 3:31] No, I do.
[3:31 - 3:32] No, you don't, nigga.
[3:32 - 3:34] No, the fuck you don't.
[3:34 - 3:35] Yeah.
[3:35 - 3:38] They're going to reroute it back to here,
[3:38 - 3:40] or I'm getting all of the cops,
[3:40 - 3:44] and I'm showing them that you're breaking federal law.
[3:44 - 3:46] And guess what?
[3:46 - 3:49] They will track you down, and they will arrest you.
[3:49 - 3:50] For what?
[3:50 - 3:52] Don't believe me, try me.
[3:52 - 3:56] Fucking with you, PS shit is a federal crime, you dumbass.
[3:56 - 3:58] They're the ones who rerouted.
[3:58 - 4:00] Hey, nigger, shut up.
[4:00 - 4:02] It's going to be my act, though.
[4:02 - 4:04] Shut up.
[4:04 - 4:07] I know what you're trying to do, Nick.
[4:07 - 4:10] You're trying to get me for views, ain't you, bitch-boy?
[4:10 - 4:12] I'm trying to get an Xbox, and I'm getting one.
[4:12 - 4:13] No, guess what?
[4:13 - 4:14] Fuck you.
[4:14 - 4:15] Ain't going to happen.
[4:15 - 4:16] It is.
[4:16 - 4:19] You're trying to rob me of something that I am owed.
[4:19 - 4:21] It ain't going to happen.
[4:21 - 4:22] It's Steven's side school.
[4:22 - 4:23] That's the Xbox.
[4:23 - 4:24] It's like your second little bitch.
[4:24 - 4:26] Steven wants me to have it.
[4:26 - 4:27] You cocksucker.
[4:27 - 4:29] Steven wants me to have the Xbox.
[4:29 - 4:32] You fuck on your daddy's dick every night, you fat fuck.
[4:32 - 4:33] Yeah.
[4:33 - 4:36] So either you knocked it off, or I'm coming for your neck.
[4:36 - 4:37] You can't do anything.
[4:37 - 4:40] I'm coming for you, Marty, so you better watch out.
[4:40 - 4:41] I don't know.
[4:41 - 4:44] You either rerouted here, or guess what?
[4:44 - 4:45] What should I do?
[4:45 - 4:46] Good afternoon.
[4:46 - 4:48] Knock, knock, knock, bitch.
[4:48 - 4:50] Knock, knock, knock, motherfucker.
[4:50 - 4:51] Who's there?
[4:51 - 4:53] Go ahead, Nick.
[4:53 - 4:54] Go ahead.
[4:54 - 4:55] Try me.
[4:55 - 4:57] I will have your ass arrested.
[4:57 - 4:58] For what?
[4:58 - 4:59] I am not joking.
[4:59 - 5:00] You don't get it.
[5:00 - 5:02] This ain't no damn bitch.
[5:02 - 5:03] You just don't get it.
[5:03 - 5:06] Xbox belongs to me, and you know it.
[5:06 - 5:07] Not anymore.
[5:07 - 5:08] You are not about to rob-
[5:08 - 5:09] Steven decides where it goes.
[5:09 - 5:11] Shut your mouth, bitch.
[5:11 - 5:13] Steven decides where it goes.
[5:13 - 5:15] He decided that ice can have it.
[5:15 - 5:16] Hey, Nick.
[5:16 - 5:17] Yeah.
[5:17 - 5:19] Have fun getting your channel struck down fast.
[5:19 - 5:20] Your dress is in the way, dude.
[5:20 - 5:21] Your dress is in the way.
[5:21 - 5:22] You're dressed in the way.
[5:22 - 5:23] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[5:23 - 5:24] Okay.
[5:24 - 5:26] Yeah, your channel shut down, nigga, boy.
[5:26 - 5:28] Looks like you're making an Xbox.
[5:28 - 5:29] You poor monkey.
[5:29 - 5:30] Looks like you're not making an Xbox.
[5:30 - 5:32] You racist ass porch monkey.
[5:32 - 5:34] You're calling me racist, the porch monkey.
[5:34 - 5:35] You racist, true bag.
[5:35 - 5:38] Honestly, you should have burned alive with your family.
[5:38 - 5:41] When Hitler murdered your ancestors.
[5:41 - 5:44] You should have burned along with them, bitch.
[5:44 - 5:45] Okay.
[5:45 - 5:48] So, Nick, do yourself a favor and kill yourself.
[5:48 - 5:51] Because you don't belong on this earth, bitch.
[5:51 - 5:53] You don't belong.
[5:53 - 5:55] You don't deserve to live.
[5:55 - 5:57] You don't deserve to breathe, bitch.
[5:57 - 5:58] Why?
[5:58 - 5:59] You don't deserve nothing.
[5:59 - 6:01] Because I want to play an Xbox?
[6:01 - 6:04] You don't deserve nothing except a knife across the neck.
[6:04 - 6:08] That's all you deserve.
[6:08 - 6:11] How did your trip to the postal office go?
[6:11 - 6:14] Oh, trust me when I say you fucking fag.
[6:14 - 6:15] Yeah.
[6:15 - 6:18] If I find out you got that package, I'm calling for your head.
[6:18 - 6:21] I'm calling for everyone you love.
[6:21 - 6:26] I'm calling for your mom, your dad, your brothers, your sisters.
[6:26 - 6:29] I'm calling for everybody that you care about, Nick.
[6:29 - 6:30] All right.
[6:30 - 6:32] No, you don't get it, Nick.
[6:32 - 6:37] You are on the verge of being arrested.
[6:37 - 6:38] For what?
[6:38 - 6:42] Fucking with postal shit, you retard.
[6:42 - 6:45] That's a federal crime.
[6:45 - 6:47] Steve chose where you want that to go.
[6:47 - 6:49] Shut the fuck up, bro.
[6:49 - 6:51] No, you paid him.
[6:51 - 6:54] You paid him 15 bucks to do it, bitch.
[6:54 - 6:55] 17.
[6:55 - 6:58] You paid him 15, you faggot.
[6:58 - 7:00] Yeah, and then he had what was going on.
[7:00 - 7:03] So I bought it, so okay.
[7:03 - 7:06] You little bitch, no, shut your mouth.
[7:06 - 7:09] Shut your goddamn mouth right now.
[7:09 - 7:10] Sorry, X.
[7:10 - 7:12] I gave him something else to reroute.
[7:12 - 7:13] Shut up.
[7:13 - 7:14] Because I'm a gentleman.
[7:14 - 7:15] No, you're not.
[7:15 - 7:17] You're a piece of shit that deserves to happen.
[7:17 - 7:19] You're just going to reroute it to me.
[7:19 - 7:20] By me?
[7:20 - 7:21] I covered the cost.
[7:21 - 7:22] Screw you.
[7:22 - 7:24] Screw you, you fat piece of shit.
[7:24 - 7:25] Unlike you.
[7:25 - 7:27] I got you, nigga.
[7:27 - 7:29] You're a talentless nobody.
[7:29 - 7:31] You're not even going to get seen anymore.
[7:31 - 7:32] You don't even--
[7:32 - 7:34] You're nothing without me.
[7:34 - 7:35] Whatever.
[7:35 - 7:36] And you know it.
[7:36 - 7:38] I bring your views.
[7:38 - 7:39] I bring in the shit.
[7:39 - 7:42] So your ass belongs to me, bitch.
[7:42 - 7:43] You're my bitch.
[7:43 - 7:44] It's in your man.
[7:44 - 7:45] I ain't your bitch.
[7:45 - 7:47] You're mine.
[7:47 - 7:48] I bring in the views.
[7:48 - 7:50] I do the work.
[7:50 - 7:52] When I say jump, you say how high.
[7:52 - 7:53] But I always--
[7:53 - 7:54] When I say you tell me what I want,
[7:54 - 7:56] you do it without question.
[7:56 - 7:59] Because I am your owner.
[7:59 - 8:00] You are my bitch.
[8:00 - 8:01] Clearly.
[8:01 - 8:02] You are my slave.
[8:02 - 8:03] We'll see.
[8:03 - 8:04] We're going to give you the Xbox.
[8:04 - 8:05] I'm your daddy.
[8:05 - 8:07] I'm your daddy, bitch.
[8:07 - 8:08] Oh, we're good.
[8:08 - 8:09] So spit on it.
[8:09 - 8:10] Shut up.
[8:10 - 8:11] Now let me tell you right now, nigga.
[8:11 - 8:12] You're not going to--
[8:12 - 8:13] You will.
[8:13 - 8:14] Not like this.
[8:14 - 8:16] You will.
[8:16 - 8:17] Not like this.
[8:17 - 8:19] You're going to reroute it back to here.
[8:19 - 8:23] Because if you don't, I will take this down to the FBI,
[8:23 - 8:28] and you will get arrested for fucking with postal services.
[8:28 - 8:29] I don't think you get it.
[8:29 - 8:32] And then you get a package, which is illegal.
[8:32 - 8:33] You dumbass.
[8:33 - 8:36] So unless you want to be a published bitch,
[8:36 - 8:38] I suggest you back off.
[8:38 - 8:40] I'm just going to get my Xbox.
[8:40 - 8:41] I'm going to play it.
[8:41 - 8:42] I'm going to have a good time doing it.
[8:42 - 8:44] Well, have fun being a published bitch, you nigga.
[8:44 - 8:46] Have fun not playing Xbox, Cyrax.
[8:46 - 8:47] There he goes.
[8:47 - 8:48] So hacking is calling me.
[8:48 - 8:51] I'm going to guarantee you that.
[8:51 - 8:55] I can really understand why some people might fuck around
[8:55 - 8:59] with a guy, because he's just that weird.
[8:59 - 9:00] But I'm not going to be the one doing it.
[9:00 - 9:02] I'm not saying you should.
[9:02 - 9:04] I'm not saying anyone should.
[9:04 - 9:05] Man.
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