Original upload date: May 5th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:20] (T-Rex)
[0:20 - 0:34] [Music]
[0:34 - 0:41] Look everybody, here's the Jasmonique pedophile gangs here. We got Regialoak, we got Cyraxx, and we got Black Dragonlord.
[0:41 - 0:50] We got all three pedophiles here. We have all the pedophiles in full effect. Regialoak, Cyraxx, and Black Dragonlord.
[0:50 - 0:58] Here we go. We have all three pedophiles. Regialoak, Black Dragonlord, and Cyraxx.
[0:58 - 1:09] I don't care if the stream gets taken down, dude, so I'm going to meet both of you guys, and I'm going to perform my debut album, which is performed better than yours.
[1:09 - 1:12] Cyraxx, my album is doing better than yours, so far.
[1:12 - 1:18] Let me ask something, Marty. What makes you think you're on the right to attack, motherfuckers, you little bitch-ass punk?
[1:18 - 1:24] I understand that this fat retard in New Zealand has probably gotten to your head. It's probably gotten to all your heads.
[1:24 - 1:29] So let me ask you this. I'm going to ask you this, Cyraxx, really quickly. You see my picture here?
[1:29 - 1:37] This woman claims that she had been neo-Nazi acid attacked. She also claimed that she attempted suicide by gasoline.
[1:37 - 1:40] What is your theory, Cyraxx?
[1:40 - 1:42] Anything.
[1:42 - 1:51] You don't understand the answer. It's a very specific question. Is it a bad account appeal? Is it a neo-Nazi acid attack? Or is it a gasoline suicide attempt?
[1:51 - 1:55] Why can't you pick one, your person who has a mind?
[1:55 - 1:57] Tony, you're here, too.
[1:57 - 2:02] Hey, Marty, why don't you do yourself a favor and shut that hole in your face and call a fucking mouth?
[2:02 - 2:08] I have a question, a very specific question, that has a one, two, or three answer.
[2:08 - 2:19] Tony, what do you think? Do you think this was a neo-Nazi biker attack with acid, a gasoline suicide attack, or a bad camp deal?
[2:19 - 2:22] What do you think, Tony?
[2:22 - 2:27] Whatever happened that day, I don't know. We may never know.
[2:27 - 2:36] But if I had to guess, Marty, since you're doing this for Shits and Giggles, I'm going to say the obvious.
[2:36 - 2:40] No, it's not for Shits and Giggles. It's because this fat lady in New Zealand won't leave me alone.
[2:40 - 2:51] She's sending up all of her pedophile sims, lead you out, Tony and Cyrax. All the pedophiles are here.
[2:51 - 3:05] I'm not a pedophile. Neither is Cyrax. Marty, get it through your head, Marty. I'm not a pedophile. I don't go after little girls, Marty.
[3:05 - 3:14] I'm going to meet you guys and I'm going to record a live album in front of the pedophiles. Here we go. Let's go. Let's do this thing.
[3:28 - 3:35] ? There is very chances on YouTube ?
[3:35 - 3:42] ? Girl, the 14-year-old son is new to ?
[3:42 - 3:49] ? Him and his public is still there ?
[3:49 - 3:56] ? Fucking hoes and big bugs on the wall ?
[3:56 - 3:59] ? And there you came to act them ?
[3:59 - 4:03] ? Came and saw Sarah let's hide ?
[4:03 - 4:06] ? And you please lock your number ?
[4:06 - 4:21] ? 4-1-7-4-6-3-9 ?
[4:21 - 4:24] ? Sally, chance we can believe ?
[4:25 - 4:27] ? We on the bike path ?
[4:27 - 4:32] ? Who was raving down clean ?
[4:32 - 4:35] ? On the big boy wheel ?
[4:35 - 4:40] ? Chance we're always scared ?
[4:40 - 4:42] ? Come PBS ?
[4:42 - 4:47] ? But he is too scared ?
[4:47 - 4:51] ? Now you came to act them ?
[4:51 - 4:55] ? Came and saw Sarah let's hide ?
[4:55 - 4:58] ? And you please lock your number ?
[4:58 - 5:12] ? 4-1-7-4-6-3-9 ?
[5:12 - 5:16] ? Got it, got it ?
[5:16 - 5:20] ? I got your son motor on the stall ?
[5:20 - 5:23] ? Got it, got it, got it ?
[5:23 - 5:27] ? Good time for a good time car ?
[5:27 - 5:42] - Marty, let me ask you something.
[5:42 - 5:45] First off, you little pussy-ass motherfucker.
[5:45 - 6:50] [MUSIC]
[6:50 - 6:52] >> Hey, Cyrax, what's going on, dude?
[6:52 - 6:53] I'm just recording out, dude.
[6:53 - 6:56] >> Hey, Marty, why don't you shut the fuck up and quit your cringey-ass bullshit,
[6:56 - 6:57] motherfucker.
[6:57 - 6:58] >> I'm just recording out in here, dude.
[6:58 - 6:59] >> Hey, Marty, let me tell you something.
[6:59 - 7:00] >> I'm just recording out, dude.
[7:00 - 7:01] >> Now, how am I a ghetto?
[7:01 - 7:03] You have no fucking proof, nigga?
[7:03 - 7:04] There is no faction.
[7:04 - 7:06] >> Listen, listen, listen.
[7:06 - 7:11] The company that you keep, hey, if Ouija Lokes found a pedophile,
[7:11 - 7:12] and Tony's not a pedophile.
[7:12 - 7:14] >> Thank you, Marty.
[7:14 - 7:17] >> If Tony's not a pedophile, then Cyrax isn't a pedophile,
[7:17 - 7:19] but you're all pedophiles.
[7:19 - 7:21] That's why Ouija Lokes' wife left him.
[7:21 - 7:23] That's why Ouija Lokes' wife left him,
[7:23 - 7:25] because you're all fucking pedophiles, dude.
[7:25 - 7:27] >> I'm not a pedophile, Marty.
[7:27 - 7:28] >> Here you are.
[7:28 - 7:29] >> It is your thick head.
[7:29 - 7:30] I'm not.
[7:30 - 7:33] >> That's the reason that Ouija Lokes' wife left him.
[7:33 - 7:35] >> I don't fuck little girls.
[7:35 - 7:36] >> That's the reason.
[7:36 - 7:38] It's because you're all fucking pedophiles.
[7:38 - 7:39] >> I don't fuck little girls.
[7:39 - 7:41] >> It's because you're all fucking pedophiles.
[7:41 - 7:43] >> I'm not a pedophile.
[7:43 - 7:46] >> Listen, that's the reason you guys stay in goods.
[7:46 - 7:48] It's because you're all fucking pedophiles.
[7:48 - 7:49] There you go.
[7:49 - 7:51] Ask Ouija Lokes' wife left him.
[7:51 - 7:54] There you go, because they're all fucking pedophiles.
[7:54 - 7:55] There you go.
[7:55 - 7:56] So here you go.
[7:56 - 7:57] >> Hey, Marty.
[7:57 - 7:58] Let me ask you this.
[7:58 - 8:00] Where's your proof that I'm a pedophile, bitch?
[8:00 - 8:02] You're a coward.
[8:02 - 8:03] Fuck, boy.
[8:03 - 8:05] Who honestly needs this?
[8:05 - 8:08] >> Tony, do you find anything wrong with Cyrax sending his penis picture
[8:08 - 8:10] to a 14-year-old girl?
[8:10 - 8:13] >> That's his business.
[8:13 - 8:15] What Cyrax does is his business.
[8:15 - 8:18] What I'm telling you, Marty, I'm not a --
[8:18 - 8:20] >> I'm asking you, do you see anything wrong with Cyrax sending --
[8:20 - 8:22] >> I'm not a pedophile, Marty.
[8:22 - 8:25] >> Tony, I'm asking you, do you see anything wrong with Cyrax sending his penis picture
[8:25 - 8:26] to a 14-year-old girl?
[8:26 - 8:31] If you can't answer that, then you are in the same league as Cyrax and Ouija Lokes.
[8:31 - 8:33] >> I'm not a pedophile.
[8:33 - 8:37] >> So do you see anything wrong with Cyrax sending his penis picture
[8:37 - 8:39] to a 14-year-old girl?
[8:39 - 8:43] >> Cyrax was set up.
[8:43 - 8:44] >> But he took the bait.
[8:44 - 8:48] He took the bait and sent his penis to a 14-year-old girl, right, Tony?
[8:48 - 8:56] That's what happened.
[8:56 - 9:01] Hey, listen, it's funny that Jasmine, a retard, has got you so wrapped on your fingers
[9:01 - 9:02] that you have to come here and defend her.
[9:02 - 9:05] >> Jasmine doesn't have me wrapped around her fingers.
[9:05 - 9:07] >> I'm going to ask you guys both this here, okay?
[9:07 - 9:10] >> Jasmine knows who I am.
[9:10 - 9:13] >> Okay, so I'm going to ask you guys this.
[9:13 - 9:15] Simple question.
[9:15 - 9:20] Neo-Nazi biker gas attack, suicide comp, or bad comp deal?
[9:20 - 9:21] What do you guys think?
[9:21 - 9:23] Can you answer that?
[9:23 - 9:25] What do you think?
[9:25 - 9:27] >> Marty, you're a fucking pussy.
[9:27 - 9:29] You're a bitch, man, you nigger boy.
[9:29 - 9:31] You're a fucking pussy, bro.
[9:31 - 9:32] >> One, two, or three.
[9:32 - 9:35] One, two, or three, because I know what's going on here.
[9:35 - 9:39] One, two, or three.
[9:39 - 9:40] Pick one.
[9:40 - 9:42] It's a simple number.
[9:42 - 9:43] Answer.
[9:43 - 9:45] >> Let me ask you something first, motherfucker.
[9:45 - 9:47] >> One, two, or three, Tony.
[9:47 - 9:50] One, two, or three.
[9:50 - 9:52] >> I gave you my answer, Marty.
[9:52 - 9:53] >> What's that?
[9:53 - 9:54] >> Number three.
[9:54 - 9:57] If it was up to me.
[9:57 - 10:00] >> Bad comp deal, right?
[10:00 - 10:02] Yeah, that's okay.
[10:02 - 10:09] >> So what would a sick person lie about a suicide attempt or a gasoline --
[10:09 - 10:11] >> No, okay.
[10:11 - 10:16] Somebody from the private chat wants to know how I got my PTSD.
[10:16 - 10:18] You know how I got my PTSD?
[10:18 - 10:20] I was picked on by girls.
[10:20 - 10:22] I was used.
[10:22 - 10:24] You know how I was used?
[10:24 - 10:29] I almost got my ass kicked in middle school, in high school.
[10:29 - 10:31] Because girls would take advantage of me.
[10:31 - 10:34] That's how I got my PTSD.
[10:34 - 10:37] There, you happy now?
[10:37 - 10:39] That's how I got it.
[10:39 - 10:43] >> So I would think that if it was a gasoline suicide attempt --
[10:43 - 10:45] >> It'd be all over her face.
[10:45 - 10:46] >> Yeah, right.
[10:46 - 10:49] >> If it was a gasoline, it'd be all over her frickin' face.
[10:49 - 10:50] >> Right.
[10:50 - 10:53] Or if it was an acid attack, too, then it would probably be all over her face
[10:53 - 10:55] and it would be permanently disfigured.
[10:55 - 10:57] Okay, here we go.
[10:57 - 10:59] What's up, Ajax?
[10:59 - 11:03] So, Marty, you call yourself the greatest rapper alive, right?
[11:03 - 11:04] >> Yeah, it's pretty good.
[11:04 - 11:06] Let me play my song for you.
[11:06 - 11:07] >> No, no, no.
[11:07 - 11:08] I want you in.
[11:08 - 11:12] If you're so good, let's see you come up with something right now
[11:12 - 11:14] on the spot off the top of your dome.
[11:14 - 11:16] >> I'm already beating rap battles, dude.
[11:16 - 11:18] >> Go ahead.
[11:18 - 11:20] See, that's the thing, bro.
[11:20 - 11:23] You can't even come up with anything on the top of your dome.
[11:23 - 11:24] >> I want you to react to my phone.
[11:24 - 11:25] That's what I want to do.
[11:25 - 11:27] >> You can't even come up with anything on the fucking spot.
[11:27 - 11:28] >> Here you go, Ajax.
[11:28 - 11:29] Let me do my first.
[11:29 - 11:30] >> Why check this out?
[11:30 - 11:31] Why check this out?
[11:31 - 11:35] Marty, you're a little motherfucker bitch.
[11:35 - 11:37] >> I just want to see your reaction while I play my song
[11:37 - 11:38] because you haven't listened to it yet.
[11:38 - 11:39] I don't think.
[11:39 - 11:47] [MUSIC]
[11:47 - 11:50] >> Sirex.
[11:50 - 11:52] We can beat together.
[11:52 - 11:57] We can make it through the wild.
[11:57 - 12:01] I don't care if it's a storm.
[12:01 - 12:05] I don't care if we are the norm.
[12:05 - 12:08] We can do magical things.
[12:08 - 12:12] We have to believe in you, Sirex.
[12:12 - 12:17] Together we can reach the climax in our careers.
[12:17 - 12:21] So if you visit a job, definitely is everything
[12:21 - 12:24] I do for my income.
[12:24 - 12:28] That's what I provide my funds.
[12:28 - 12:32] That's a real thing to add.
[12:32 - 12:36] Sirex, I don't need in you.
[12:36 - 12:39] I want to be in you.
[12:39 - 12:41] You're my man.
[12:41 - 12:46] I know that you were influenced by Japan.
[12:46 - 12:50] I want to kiss you on the head.
[12:50 - 12:54] I can hear you kissing inside the bed.
[12:54 - 12:56] I'm a friend.
[12:56 - 13:01] Don't mind that I want to be in your rear end, Sirex.
[13:01 - 13:05] Put my fingers inside of your anus together.
[13:05 - 13:07] You will be famous.
[13:07 - 13:09] I want to hold you.
[13:09 - 13:13] Put me on your hips.
[13:13 - 13:18] Sirex, I want to kiss you on the lips.
[13:18 - 13:23] I want to look up on your hair and my neck, Sirex.
[13:23 - 13:28] I don't care if I'm about four feet tall.
[13:28 - 13:31] I don't know why you always say I'm bald.
[13:31 - 13:35] Oh, yes, I am.
[13:35 - 13:37] But so are you.
[13:37 - 13:39] So what's the deal, man?
[13:39 - 13:42] Hey, Sirex, you are my friend.
[13:42 - 13:46] We can do it until the end.
[13:46 - 13:50] Sirex, you will be my little prince.
[13:50 - 13:55] Together we can do lots of sins.
[13:55 - 14:02] If you subscribe to the Bible, have you ever seen a movie Bible?
[14:02 - 14:06] I don't know what that means, but it rhymes.
[14:06 - 14:09] See what I mean.
[14:09 - 14:12] Hey, Sirex, you're all the best.
[14:12 - 14:15] I want to hold you on top of my chest.
[14:15 - 14:24] Hey, Sirex, I can't bet you tell me every day you can live the only way that we are meant to be.
[14:24 - 14:26] You're heaven sent to me.
[14:26 - 14:30] Hey, Sirex, we are meant to be.
[14:30 - 14:39] I will put my fingers inside of your butthole without you having a soul.
[14:39 - 14:50] But you here, if you want to be a better person without the quality of my life, it worsens.
[14:50 - 14:54] Every day, every way.
[14:54 - 14:57] That's how I get to you.
[14:57 - 15:03] Every way and every day.
[15:03 - 15:05] Sirex, how do you feel about that?
[15:05 - 15:07] Is that all you got, bro?
[15:07 - 15:09] Is that all you fucking got?
[15:09 - 15:11] That was cute, that was cute.
[15:11 - 15:13] That was adorable.
[15:13 - 15:16] Now, let me show you how a real fucking rapper does it.
[15:16 - 15:19] And don't you dare fucking mute me, you little pussy.
[15:19 - 15:21] Yeah, okay.
[15:21 - 15:26] Hey, Sirex, you are a fucking mid-40s.
[15:26 - 15:41] What the fuck are you doing now?
[15:41 - 16:02] What the fuck are you doing with you?
[16:02 - 16:07] All you doing is chasing that motherfucker cloud.
[16:07 - 18:22] What the fuck are you doing with me?
[18:22 - 18:25] By the way, Marty, let me fucking ask you a little bit.
[18:25 - 18:28] Something to beat, dude. Something to beat.
[18:28 - 18:31] I'm better at it than you. Everything indicates that.
[18:31 - 18:39] Views, money generated, perception to the audiences.
[18:39 - 18:42] Everything points to me being way better.
[18:42 - 18:46] There's nothing you can point to, aside from your own delusions.
[18:46 - 18:49] Funny, bro. That's funny.
[18:49 - 18:52] All right. If you're such a good rapper, hold up.
[18:52 - 18:54] If you're such a good rapper...
[18:54 - 18:58] Send the beat, dude. Send the beat. Let's do this.
[18:58 - 19:00] Send the beat, dude. Let's do it.
[19:00 - 19:02] Please. You have my Discord.
[19:02 - 19:04] Send me over Discord.
[19:04 - 19:08] Oh, my God. This guy, y'all. This guy.
[19:08 - 19:10] Since you're a quick...
[19:10 - 19:12] Send the beat, dude. Send the beat.
[19:12 - 19:13] Send the beat. Or shut the fuck up.
[19:13 - 19:14] Send the beat.
[19:14 - 19:17] Bro, bitch, I'm the next seven hours.
[19:17 - 19:19] You are, dude.
[19:19 - 19:21] You won't send the beat.
[19:21 - 19:23] You won't send the beat. He's pathetic.
[19:23 - 19:25] It's Marty's turn. Send the beat.
[19:25 - 19:26] Send the beat, Cyrix.
[19:26 - 19:28] Send the beat, dude. Put in the private chat.
[19:28 - 19:31] Send the beat, man. Let's do it.
[19:31 - 19:34] All right. I'll go first, and I'll show you how it's really...
[19:34 - 19:36] You just went first, dude. What do you mean?
[19:36 - 19:38] You just went first, dude. Send the beat.
[19:38 - 19:39] Send the beat.
[19:39 - 19:40] Real fucking rapping.
[19:40 - 19:42] Cyrix, Cyrix. Everyone knows.
[19:42 - 19:43] I want you to damn near with me.
[19:43 - 19:46] Cyrix, everyone knows that a real racer
[19:46 - 19:48] lets his car do the talking.
[19:48 - 19:50] So send me the beat, Cyrix.
[19:50 - 19:54] I forgot. You're not a real e-racer.
[19:54 - 19:58] He's still going. He's still going.
[19:58 - 20:00] This is so retarded.
[20:00 - 20:02] He just went. He just went.
[20:02 - 20:04] Yeah. He just went.
[20:04 - 20:08] He just went. Yeah, dude.
[20:08 - 20:09] So, here.
[20:09 - 20:10] Send the beat, Cyrix.
[20:10 - 20:11] Send the beat, dude.
[20:11 - 20:13] Let's do it. Let's do it.
[20:13 - 20:15] What's the matter, nigga?
[20:15 - 20:17] No. He knows he's gonna get destroyed.
[20:17 - 20:19] He knows he's gonna get destroyed.
[20:19 - 20:21] He just wants to give a concert.
[20:21 - 20:23] Yeah, no, I know. I know.
[20:23 - 20:26] I know. I know.
[20:26 - 20:31] He's in the pedophile gang of Ouija, Loc, Tony, and Cyrix.
[20:31 - 20:35] That's what it is. So, that's okay.
[20:35 - 20:38] You're afraid.
[20:38 - 20:42] Now, this guy's just desperate to get subscribers to get over a thousand.
[20:42 - 20:47] 'Cause he realizes that every single aspect of his life is controlled.
[20:47 - 20:50] You give him a little bit of good something.
[20:50 - 20:52] He just comes right back 'cause none of it's real.
[20:52 - 20:54] 'Cause none of it's real.
[20:54 - 20:57] Robbie, I'd be pretty scared too about you, man.
[20:57 - 20:59] Cyrix, send the beat.
[20:59 - 21:01] Send the beat, dude. Send the beat.
[21:01 - 21:04] Send me the beat, Cyrix.
[21:04 - 21:07] Cyrix, send me the beat.
[21:07 - 21:10] Send me the beat.
[21:11 - 21:16] And I'll respond to your pathetic diss track, okay?
[21:16 - 21:21] Send me the beat.
[21:21 - 21:23] Look in the fucking mirror, bro.
[21:23 - 21:25] Send me the beat.
[21:25 - 21:27] My car doesn't talk.
[21:27 - 21:32] Here's the little ass chihuahua who will forever be on the Taco Bell tour.
[21:32 - 21:38] That's where you belong, is the $1.50 Taco Bell tour.
[21:38 - 21:40] Taco Bell tour.
[21:40 - 21:51] Hey, Taco Bell chihuahua boy.
[21:51 - 21:53] Hey, you okay with Taco Bell boy?
[21:53 - 21:55] Why don't you send me the beat?
[21:55 - 22:03] Hey, Taco Bell bitch, why don't you send me the beat?
[22:04 - 22:08] How about you kiss my ass, suck my dick and go fuck yourself?
[22:08 - 22:12] Oh, and after the Taco Bell thing, I think you're referring to Crip K.
[22:12 - 22:18] Crip K is a mental retard while it's Marty, so why don't you send me the beat?
[22:18 - 22:21] Why don't you send me the beat so I can let my car do the talking, Cyrix?
[22:21 - 22:23] Why don't you send me the beat?
[22:23 - 22:25] Okay, okay.
[22:25 - 22:27] Okay, send to me. Thank you.
[22:27 - 22:31] Shut the fuck up already, goddamn.
[22:31 - 22:34] But I highly doubt you're going to be able to do this, so...
[22:34 - 22:36] Dude, I do all day.
[22:36 - 22:38] It's your funeral, but okay.
[22:38 - 22:39] Okay, send me the beat.
[22:39 - 22:40] It's your funeral, bro.
[22:40 - 22:42] All right, there we go. There we go.
[22:42 - 22:46] I got found out that it says it do came around fast.
[22:46 - 22:48] Dude, it's not the same beat. It's not the same beat.
[22:48 - 22:52] Actually, it is the same beat.
[22:52 - 22:55] Okay, well, threw me off in the beginning.
[22:55 - 22:57] Come on, man, let's go.
[22:57 - 22:58] Let's go, hold up.
[22:58 - 22:59] Thanks.
[22:59 - 23:01] It's not the same beat. Is this the same beat?
[23:01 - 23:02] Go ahead.
[23:02 - 23:04] Is this the same beat?
[23:04 - 23:06] Go on, man. What is that?
[23:06 - 23:07] Is this the same beat?
[23:07 - 23:10] Listen, I want to be able to play the beat without interrupting him.
[23:10 - 23:15] I want to be able to play the beat without him interrupting me, is what I meant to say.
[23:15 - 23:17] So why don't you post the beat in the private chat?
[23:17 - 23:19] Okay, Cyrix, do that.
[23:19 - 23:21] And then I will just...
[23:21 - 23:23] No, it's not. It's not the same beat.
[23:23 - 23:25] It's not the same beat. Not the same. It's different.
[23:25 - 23:27] Cyrix, send me the same beat.
[23:28 - 23:30] How stupid are you?
[23:30 - 23:32] Call yourself a rapper?
[23:32 - 23:34] Send me the same beat. No, it feels different.
[23:34 - 23:36] It's not the same. I know it's not the same.
[23:36 - 23:38] I know it's not the same.
[23:38 - 23:41] It's not the same.
[23:41 - 23:42] You're shook, nigga.
[23:42 - 23:44] It's not the same beat.
[23:44 - 23:46] No, I asked for the same beat.
[23:46 - 23:49] You're shook, man. You're choking.
[23:49 - 23:51] Yeah, how about you walk over there?
[23:51 - 23:53] I outclassed you again.
[23:53 - 23:54] Oh, my God.
[23:54 - 23:56] It's not the same beat, dude.
[23:56 - 23:58] You're shook, man. You're shook.
[23:58 - 23:59] It's not the same beat.
[23:59 - 24:02] If you can't keep up with a single beat like this,
[24:02 - 24:05] you don't deserve to be called a fucking...
[24:05 - 24:06] I'm going to play a beat for you.
[24:06 - 24:08] I'd like to hear you freestyle over, okay?
[24:08 - 24:09] You freestyle over this,
[24:09 - 24:12] and I'll freestyle over the one that you pick from me, okay?
[24:12 - 24:13] So I'm going to play a beat for you.
[24:13 - 24:14] You play it with us,
[24:14 - 24:16] and then I'll play whatever you want to play for me, okay?
[24:16 - 24:18] So, hang on one second.
[24:18 - 24:19] So let's just see what you got here.
[24:19 - 24:21] So you pick the beat for me,
[24:21 - 24:23] and then I'll pick one for you, and then you'll go, okay?
[24:23 - 24:24] So here we go.
[24:24 - 24:26] Marty, well, let's cut the drum.
[24:26 - 24:28] Let's cut to the fucking chase for a second, all right?
[24:28 - 24:31] I just don't know what to ask your ass, all right?
[24:31 - 24:32] Straight the fuck up.
[24:32 - 24:33] Let's dance.
[24:33 - 24:36] Man to man. Straight the fuck up, all right?
[24:36 - 24:40] Let's go. Let's go.
[24:40 - 24:41] Let's do it.
[24:41 - 24:42] Let's rap.
[24:42 - 24:43] Let's go.
[24:43 - 24:46] Young stupid little motherfucker
[24:46 - 24:48] want to run his head off bagging ass
[24:48 - 24:50] without the pull of the fucking roof
[24:50 - 24:54] coming at me, bitch, you are not what you talk about.
[24:54 - 24:56] So, how you gonna say it there?
[24:56 - 24:58] What the fuck the motherfucker about me
[24:58 - 25:01] acting like I'm a little fucking bitch?
[25:01 - 25:04] Don't know, don't know, get the broke down.
[25:04 - 25:09] You a white motherfucker, shit, don't make me have to roll into your motherfucker
[25:09 - 25:13] if you put the mask off, you can't even tell you from the fucking roof
[25:13 - 25:16] when you see it, but you can't open the dick.
[25:16 - 25:19] You a white motherfucker, won't you tie your shit to the chair?
[25:19 - 25:21] Motherfucker, why you greening out?
[25:21 - 25:23] That's a stupid broke down.
[25:23 - 25:26] You a white motherfucker, shit, don't know what to ask your ass,
[25:26 - 25:30] I'm the one that can take you out if you don't keep that.
[25:30 - 25:34] You a white motherfucker, shit, don't make me have to roll into your motherfucker
[25:34 - 25:37] if you put the mask off, you can't even tell me.
[25:37 - 25:39] Who the fuck are you, you know what I mean?
[25:39 - 25:42] I don't know you are the only way you can talk to me.
[25:42 - 25:46] You a tight one, that's bad, that's your motherfucker.
[25:46 - 25:49] You a white motherfucker, you a bad old wild you.
[25:49 - 25:54] Lookin' like a motherfucker, you lookin' like a motherfucker, play doughboy.
[25:54 - 25:58] Yeah, you're lookin' like a motherfucking Pillsbury Doughboy.
[25:58 - 26:02] Don't tell the fuck you're on the stage,
[26:02 - 26:05] turn your motherfucker mouth about me, go ahead.
[26:05 - 26:08] You can never end a motherfucker, hit me, destroy me.
[26:08 - 26:11] Go ahead, try to take the tune out of me.
[26:11 - 26:14] You tryin' to motherfuckin' bet me Doughboy Ray's motherfucker,
[26:14 - 26:16] you know what we want, you know what we really want, motherfucker.
[26:16 - 26:17] You know what I mean?
[26:17 - 26:19] I don't got my head, motherfucker.
[26:19 - 27:14] I'm the one that's in the motherfucker for the night when you're high.
[27:14 - 27:16] - Okay, so listen, when I do it, fine,
[27:16 - 27:17] you can unmute yourself here.
[27:17 - 27:19] Let me get my cigarette here, one second here, hang on.
[27:19 - 27:20] - What's the matter, bro?
[27:20 - 27:23] You're afraid of getting choked out again?
[27:23 - 27:27] You're afraid that I'm gonna make you tap like a bitch?
[27:27 - 27:28] - No, I'd love to respond.
[27:28 - 27:29] You want me to?
[27:29 - 27:31] - Oh, I got something for your ass.
[27:31 - 27:32] - Whoa, you just wanna grab it?
[27:32 - 27:34] - This is not the personal one from me to you.
[27:34 - 27:36] This is the personal one that I've been working on
[27:36 - 27:37] for the last few days.
[27:37 - 27:40] It's something I've had in mind that I wanted to show you.
[27:40 - 27:43] All right, so, Sid, because I saw your little song,
[27:43 - 27:45] of course, and it was cute.
[27:45 - 27:47] It was cute, not gonna lie, it was a,
[27:47 - 27:49] I'll give you an A for effort.
[27:49 - 27:51] I'll give you an A for effort on that,
[27:51 - 27:55] but here's my song to you for that song, so.
[27:55 - 27:57] - NTCB.
[27:57 - 28:01] ? Yo, with this little wet gas ?
[28:01 - 28:02] ? Motherfuckin' science ?
[28:02 - 28:04] ? Got his motherfuckin' always wanted to ?
[28:04 - 28:05] ? Run his motherfuckin' mouth ?
[28:05 - 28:07] ? Man, this dude so motherfuckin' ?
[28:07 - 28:09] ? No, certainly, so ?
[28:09 - 28:12] ? Funny saying this, go back to the mental hospital ?
[28:12 - 28:15] ? I'm smellin' glad that Jimmy takes now, she ain't ?
[28:15 - 28:18] ? Gotta worry about your fat ass ?
[28:18 - 28:19] ? Doin' what you motherfuckin' doin' ?
[28:19 - 28:21] ? Thinkin' that you're stoppin' me, nigga ?
[28:21 - 28:23] ? You ain't never ever gonna be ?
[28:23 - 28:25] ? Keepin' up with me, yeah, yeah, and the next ?
[28:25 - 28:29] ? Even then, my end up next at nine ?
[28:29 - 28:31] ? I don't need a motherfuckin' watch ?
[28:31 - 28:33] ? 'Cause I always make time not go ?
[28:33 - 28:36] ? Motherfuckin' by, so God, lift it up ?
[28:36 - 28:37] ? Time, I don't need a fuckin' watch ?
[28:37 - 28:41] ? Run, I got you on my ?
[28:41 - 28:44] ? Motherfuckin' time, you ain't ?
[28:44 - 28:47] ? Motherfuckin' boss got a dick like me ?
[28:47 - 28:48] ? You ain't never ever doin' anything ?
[28:48 - 28:50] ? So go, stay for a second ?
[28:50 - 28:53] ? That's why you never gonna step in ?
[28:53 - 28:56] ? Two, yo, but, telling me all you're doin' is ?
[28:56 - 28:59] ? Gettin' up in the motherfuckin' walls on your ?
[28:59 - 29:01] ? Entering a motherfuckin' wall ?
[29:01 - 29:02] ? That you ain't 'bout to lose ?
[29:02 - 29:06] ? You ain't nothin' but a pathetic gas bitch, ass ?
[29:06 - 29:08] ? Wanna be too, so why don't fuck you ?
[29:08 - 29:10] ? Keep runnin' up into my space ?
[29:10 - 29:13] ? We don't know your history, man ?
[29:13 - 29:15] ? All you're doin' is drinkin' that ?
[29:15 - 29:18] ? Motherfuckin' liquor, get a motherfuckin' stone ?
[29:18 - 29:21] ? Off those 80s and bridges, motherfuckin' they ?
[29:21 - 29:24] ? Goddamn, why you gated so ?
[29:24 - 29:27] ? Motherfuckin' stone 'bout those fuckin' 80s ?
[29:27 - 29:29] ? Why don't you go to a trip and they ain't ?
[29:29 - 29:32] ? Gettin' a little bit of motherfuckin' hell ?
[29:32 - 29:37] ? Goddamn, don't make me have to ?
[29:37 - 29:40] ? Motherfuckin' pull my pistol up ?
[29:40 - 29:43] ? Up in the motherfuckin' shelf in the end ?
[29:43 - 29:45] ? I'll lean that shit along ?
[29:45 - 29:48] ? Pull my motherfuckin' AR-15 ?
[29:48 - 29:52] ? Throw no force, put that shit to your dog ?
[29:52 - 29:54] ? Put it on your bed, say goodbye, motherfuckers ?
[29:54 - 29:57] ? 'Cause this is the end of you ?
[29:57 - 30:01] ? Don't stress me or you will see ?
[30:01 - 30:05] ? Just how evil I can be with you ?
[30:05 - 30:07] - So Marty, let me tell you right now,
[30:07 - 30:09] you motherfucker, when it comes to me
[30:09 - 30:13] being a supposed pedo, well, let's be fuckin' real here.
[30:13 - 30:15] You have no real fuckin' proof.
[30:15 - 30:18] If I really was a pedo, let me ask you this.
[30:18 - 30:20] If I really was a pedo, then why the fuck
[30:20 - 30:23] was I not arrested the night the cops showed up,
[30:23 - 30:24] you dumb fuck?
[30:24 - 30:26] Obviously, I'm not a pedo.
[30:26 - 30:28] I don't have a fuckin' history of it.
[30:28 - 30:32] I was never fuckin' arrested for being a pedo.
[30:32 - 30:34] Matter of fact, the cops that showed up here
[30:34 - 30:37] even said that I wasn't, bro.
[30:37 - 30:40] You have no tangible fuckin' proof.
[30:40 - 30:42] If I really was a fuckin' pedophile,
[30:42 - 30:45] I would've been arrested that fuckin' night,
[30:45 - 30:46] you fuckin' retard.
[30:46 - 30:48] - Sirex, here's how things work, dude.
[30:48 - 30:50] Like, do you know who Jerry Sandusky was?
[30:50 - 30:52] I think he was at Penn State, which is a neighboring state.
[30:52 - 30:54] Do you know who Jerry Sandusky was?
[30:54 - 30:56] - Bro, you want a real pedo?
[30:56 - 30:59] Why the fuck are you a morse?
[30:59 - 31:00] - So what about Tony?
[31:00 - 31:02] Do you think Tony's a real pedophile, Sirex?
[31:02 - 31:05] - Oh, Lord, the bitch was me.
[31:05 - 31:07] - Do you think that Tony's a real pedophile?
[31:07 - 31:08] Sirex?
[31:08 - 31:11] Is Tony--
[31:11 - 31:14] - Hold on, let me say something.
[31:14 - 31:15] - Simple question.
[31:15 - 31:17] Is Tony a real pedophile?
[31:17 - 31:19] - Let me say something, bro.
[31:19 - 31:21] Shut the fuck up and let me--
[31:21 - 31:22] - No, it's a simple question.
[31:22 - 31:23] We can't handle it.
[31:23 - 31:24] It's a guess or no answer.
[31:24 - 31:26] Do you think that Tony's a real pedophile?
[31:26 - 31:30] - Let me explain my fuckin' point about--
[31:30 - 31:32] - It's a simple question.
[31:32 - 31:34] You can explain your point after you answer the question.
[31:34 - 31:36] Do you think that Tony's a real pedophile?
[31:36 - 31:37] Yes or no?
[31:37 - 31:38] And if not, then we're done here.
[31:38 - 31:44] - For certain things, yes, but for certain things, no.
[31:44 - 31:45] Now let me--
[31:45 - 31:49] - So again, this question now has become more complicated.
[31:49 - 31:51] What do you mean by certain things, yes,
[31:51 - 31:52] and certain things, no?
[31:52 - 31:54] Like what makes him a pedophile in some ways,
[31:54 - 31:55] but not in others?
[31:55 - 31:57] - So let me explain my point here.
[31:57 - 31:58] So let me break it down
[31:58 - 32:02] for you little tiny-ass peanut brain to handle.
[32:02 - 32:05] See, Tony did what he did, and it was wrong.
[32:05 - 32:07] Yes, but at the same time,
[32:07 - 32:11] looking at how many motherfuckers fuckin' went after him
[32:11 - 32:13] and attacked him and trolled him.
[32:13 - 32:17] The same motherfuckers that fuckin' bullied that kid
[32:17 - 32:21] are the same motherfuckers that are going after me.
[32:21 - 32:24] So every one of you guys, all y'all
[32:24 - 32:26] in the motherfuckin' troll community,
[32:26 - 32:29] can kiss my ass and kiss Tony's ass.
[32:29 - 32:31] Matter of fact, hey, Tony,
[32:31 - 32:32] if you are watching this, my dude,
[32:32 - 32:34] I just want you to know, man,
[32:34 - 32:36] you're welcome on my channel any fuckin' time, brother,
[32:36 - 32:39] because I stand up for people like you and myself.
[32:39 - 32:40] - A pedo, a pedo.
[32:40 - 32:43] - For Marty, you want a real fuckin' pedo?
[32:43 - 32:45] Go after Masshole Reports, bro.
[32:45 - 32:46] And let me ask you this.
[32:46 - 32:48] If Masshole ain't a fuckin' pedophile,
[32:48 - 32:51] then what the fuck is she doing with pictures
[32:51 - 32:54] of little kids on her fuckin' computer, bro?
[32:54 - 32:56] Who sends out pictures of little kids like that
[32:56 - 32:58] to unsuspecting victims?
[32:58 - 33:01] That right there is the sign of a pedo,
[33:01 - 33:03] a real pedo, stuff shit like that,
[33:03 - 33:05] and goes out and goes after little kids
[33:05 - 33:06] every fuckin' day.
[33:06 - 33:09] I don't do that shit, and neither does Tony,
[33:09 - 33:12] you fat fuckin' little bitch man motherfucker.
[33:12 - 33:15] So honestly, bro, you need to shut your goddamn mouth.
[33:15 - 33:17] And quiet honestly, bro,
[33:17 - 33:19] you need to shut your fat fuckin' mouth
[33:19 - 33:20] before I come up there and shut up for you
[33:20 - 33:22] about the whole Jasmine shit, bro.
[33:22 - 33:24] You need to get a real goddamn life.
[33:24 - 33:27] And honestly, bro, why don't you do the world a favor?
[33:27 - 33:30] Take that fuckin' kitchen knife stand beside you,
[33:30 - 33:32] slit your goddamn throat and end your life,
[33:32 - 33:34] 'cause that's all you fuckin' deserve.
[33:34 - 33:37] 'Cause you're a dirtbag little fuckin' bitch.
[33:37 - 33:39] That does nothin' but attack people, motherfucker.
[33:39 - 33:43] So why don't you sit your fuckin' faggot penny ass down,
[33:43 - 33:46] shut the fuck up, and go do something better yet?
[33:46 - 33:50] But in the end, get up off your fuckin' ass, bro.
[33:50 - 33:52] Get off your ass, get the fuck off of YouTube
[33:52 - 33:54] and get a real fuckin' job.
[33:54 - 33:57] Instead of living off of mommy and daddy's fuckin' money,
[33:57 - 33:58] you fat ass.
[33:58 - 34:00] - So I actually probably said that I live off
[34:00 - 34:04] of mommy and daddy's money, and I've been cut off.
[34:04 - 34:09] So let's pick one here.
[34:09 - 34:14] I'll say this here, and I hope that they don't see this.
[34:14 - 34:15] Yeah, I don't communicate with them very often.
[34:15 - 34:17] I don't receive any income from them.
[34:17 - 34:19] But I want to keep in their good graces
[34:19 - 34:21] so I can get that big Jew payday.
[34:21 - 34:22] Like, that's just the truth.
[34:22 - 34:25] I hope that doesn't cheapen any birthdays
[34:25 - 34:27] or any Mother's Days or what have you.
[34:27 - 34:29] But yeah, I want to get that big pot of Jew gold
[34:29 - 34:30] at the end of the rainbow.
[34:30 - 34:31] Yeah, it's a fact, dude.
[34:31 - 34:32] It's a fact, so.
[34:32 - 34:39] Actually, what that is is doing a show and performance.
[34:39 - 34:44] That's just the performance.
[34:44 - 34:45] - He gave you.
[34:45 - 34:49] You're living off of what mommy and daddy gave you, okay?
[34:49 - 34:50] You're a spoiled--
[34:50 - 34:51] - Well, what did they give me, sir?
[34:51 - 34:55] I'm curious to know, I want to know what they gave me.
[34:55 - 34:58] - Dude, your family is the whole fuckin' reason
[34:58 - 35:01] why you're a spoiled little rich bitch.
[35:01 - 35:02] We all--
[35:02 - 35:03] - So, I'm curious here.
[35:03 - 35:06] Like, what sort of income do I got from my parents?
[35:06 - 35:07] I'm just curious.
[35:07 - 35:08] I want to know.
[35:08 - 35:09] I'm curious.
[35:09 - 35:11] I've always wondered like what's gone on in your mind.
[35:11 - 35:12] - Curiosity?
[35:12 - 35:16] You want to know what you should be curious about?
[35:16 - 35:19] Why you're not doing something other than sitting
[35:19 - 35:21] on your fucking ass all the time?
[35:21 - 35:23] You're so curious about shit.
[35:23 - 35:26] Why don't you get curious and wonder what it's like
[35:26 - 35:28] to get a real fuckin' job?
[35:28 - 35:30] Maybe if you get curious--
[35:30 - 35:31] - Let's talk about real jobs.
[35:31 - 35:34] Like, something that we both know knows what I do
[35:34 - 35:35] for a source of income.
[35:35 - 35:40] And they won't tell you because they're smarter than that.
[35:40 - 35:42] But like, it's not this.
[35:42 - 35:43] It's definitely not this.
[35:43 - 35:48] Have they ever told you what I do?
[35:48 - 35:49] Hopefully not.
[35:49 - 35:52] Like, I'm sure they told you that like,
[35:52 - 35:54] this is not a source of income for me.
[35:54 - 35:57] It's a few, there's a few like horse race bets
[35:57 - 35:58] here and there.
[35:58 - 36:01] Which by the way, music is Marty Cash App.
[36:01 - 36:02] Jeremy coming up.
[36:02 - 36:06] But yeah, it's not like, this isn't a career, dude.
[36:06 - 36:07] This isn't a job, man.
[36:07 - 36:09] It's just not.
[36:09 - 36:10] - I'll be honest, Marty.
[36:10 - 36:12] I don't see what serenity is in your ass, bro.
[36:12 - 36:15] 'Cause all I see is a worthless--
[36:15 - 36:16] - Well, me neither, dude.
[36:16 - 36:17] Me neither.
[36:17 - 36:18] Me neither, honestly.
[36:18 - 36:20] But must be something.
[36:20 - 36:21] Must be something.
[36:21 - 36:22] I don't know.
[36:22 - 36:25] - Marty, if I was her, I'd be embarrassed by you
[36:25 - 36:27] and what you fucking do, bro.
[36:27 - 36:30] All you do is talk fucking shit, bro.
[36:30 - 36:32] That's all you do.
[36:32 - 36:34] You talk shit on everybody.
[36:34 - 36:37] But yeah, you ain't got the balls to look in the mirror
[36:37 - 36:40] and see what you're doing is wrong.
[36:40 - 36:42] You wanna judge everybody else?
[36:42 - 36:45] - Sarex, you sent penis pickers to children.
[36:45 - 36:47] You strangled a grandmother.
[36:47 - 36:48] Hey Sarex, here's the question for you.
[36:48 - 36:50] And if you can't answer, I'm just gonna get rid of you.
[36:50 - 36:51] I'm just gonna get rid of you.
[36:51 - 36:52] You can't answer this question.
[36:52 - 36:54] Hey Sarex, why did you get expelled from high school?
[36:54 - 36:56] Hey Sarex.
[36:56 - 36:57] Sarex, why did you get expelled from high school?
[36:57 - 36:58] I know you can hear me.
[36:58 - 36:59] I know you can see me.
[36:59 - 37:00] Why did you get expelled from high school?
[37:00 - 37:01] Sarex.
[37:01 - 37:04] - Hey, Marty, see you there.
[37:04 - 37:07] - Listen, you're trying to deviate and deflect.
[37:07 - 37:09] Sarex, why did you get expelled from high school?
[37:09 - 37:12] I'm gonna give you an opportunity to speak your piece
[37:12 - 37:14] and to give a story on what actually happened.
[37:14 - 37:15] I see him back here.
[37:15 - 37:17] He's clapping, he's clapping, he's clapping,
[37:17 - 37:19] he's clapping, he's waving his hands around.
[37:19 - 37:21] Waving his hands around.
[37:21 - 37:22] He's waving his hands around.
[37:22 - 37:24] Hey Sarex, why did you get expelled from high school?
[37:24 - 37:26] - Oh man, wow, y'all.
[37:26 - 37:28] This guy, you guys see what this guy does?
[37:28 - 37:30] - He still won't answer the questions.
[37:30 - 37:32] Direct questions, a very direct question.
[37:32 - 37:34] I cannot get any more direct.
[37:34 - 37:37] Hey Sarex, why did you get expelled from high school?
[37:37 - 37:40] - Congratulations, Marty, you're a pussy.
[37:40 - 37:43] - Hey Sarex, you hid behind your grandmother,
[37:43 - 37:46] but that's neither here nor there.
[37:46 - 37:49] Sarex, why did you get expelled from high school?
[37:49 - 37:50] Very direct, very simple.
[37:50 - 37:53] Why did you get expelled from high school?
[37:54 - 37:56] Let's be honest here, Marty, all right?
[37:56 - 37:59] Straight up, man to man, no fucking backstage,
[37:59 - 38:01] no fucking mute with me, bro.
[38:01 - 38:03] The reason why you're doing all this
[38:03 - 38:06] is 'cause you know that I have you fucking pegged.
[38:06 - 38:09] So now to everybody in the comments,
[38:09 - 38:11] I do wanna say this.
[38:11 - 38:13] Is this the kind of douchebag motherfucker
[38:13 - 38:15] that you want representing you?
[38:15 - 38:17] Something that fucking changes the subject
[38:17 - 38:20] and tries to attack motherfuckers
[38:20 - 38:22] by using their past against them?
[38:22 - 38:25] - Yes, I may have gotten expelled from two high schools.
[38:25 - 38:28] - Two, you guys expelled from two high schools?
[38:28 - 38:32] You expelled from two, we only know about blind Billy.
[38:32 - 38:34] What happened to the other one, Sarex?
[38:34 - 38:36] - Oh, I'll tell you about the other one.
[38:36 - 38:38] You wanna know why I got expelled from the other one?
[38:38 - 38:40] For fucking standing up for a friend of mine
[38:40 - 38:42] when a teacher was being a fucking bitch
[38:42 - 38:45] and I was helping to stand up for a friend of mine.
[38:45 - 38:48] So no, I'm not afraid to say that I got expelled.
[38:48 - 38:51] So I say, "Hey, Marty, yes, I may not have finished."
[38:51 - 38:53] - Okay, so there's the incident, an incident
[38:53 - 38:56] which you stood up for your friend,
[38:56 - 38:58] but then there's the other incident, which is blind Billy.
[38:58 - 38:59] What happened there, dude?
[38:59 - 39:01] What happened there?
[39:01 - 39:02] What happened with blind Billy?
[39:02 - 39:04] Why did you get expelled from that high school?
[39:04 - 39:07] - And Marty, you know what I find funny about you?
[39:07 - 39:09] You sat there and you tried to use this against me,
[39:09 - 39:12] but yet if I recall, actually, matter of fact,
[39:12 - 39:14] I do recall correctly on this.
[39:14 - 39:16] You're the one that said that Billy,
[39:16 - 39:19] who came up on panel, wasn't told together there,
[39:19 - 39:21] and that he was lying through his teeth.
[39:21 - 39:24] So now all of a sudden you wanna revert back around.
[39:24 - 39:25] Really, bro?
[39:25 - 39:28] You're backtracking, nigga.
[39:28 - 39:29] You're a backtracker.
[39:29 - 39:31] Oh, by the way, don't think I don't know
[39:31 - 39:33] about you and Heather being friends, bro,
[39:33 - 39:34] 'cause I know that you and her,
[39:34 - 39:37] you guys are real, buddy, buddy, ain't you?
[39:37 - 39:40] You guys are real fucking close, ain't you, bro?
[39:40 - 39:42] And no, I'm not talking about the Heather
[39:42 - 39:42] that you had up here.
[39:42 - 39:46] I'm talking about my fucking bitch and an ex,
[39:46 - 39:48] the one that doesn't even fucking deserve
[39:48 - 39:51] to even be on any platform,
[39:51 - 39:52] but that neither do you.
[39:52 - 39:54] So, I mean, I guess it is.
[39:54 - 39:58] I mean, bro, you don't think I don't see what you do, dog?
[39:58 - 40:00] You're a fucking bitch made pussy.
[40:00 - 40:03] You know, it's no wonder that your dad cut you off, bro.
[40:03 - 40:05] Look at what you fucking do.
[40:05 - 40:06] - You cut me off, but yeah,
[40:06 - 40:10] I thought I was generating so much income from allowance,
[40:10 - 40:13] like from mowing the lawn and things like that.
[40:13 - 40:15] You gotta be consistent here, Cyrax.
[40:15 - 40:18] You gotta be consistent.
[40:18 - 40:19] - The shit that you're doing,
[40:19 - 40:22] all the shit that you're doing, Marty, real fucking talk.
[40:22 - 40:25] Is this really the kind of legacy
[40:25 - 40:26] that you want to leave behind
[40:26 - 40:29] for your future kids and their kids,
[40:29 - 40:32] showing people that it's okay to fuck with people?
[40:32 - 40:33] - Future kids?
[40:33 - 40:38] Future kids?
[40:38 - 40:39] What do you mean, dude?
[40:39 - 40:42] Future kids?
[40:42 - 40:45] - The legacy for, I don't know about,
[40:45 - 40:47] I don't know what's going through your head right now, Marty,
[40:47 - 40:49] but what I'm saying right now, bro,
[40:49 - 40:51] the legacy that you're leaving behind
[40:51 - 40:54] is not something to fucking be proud of.
[40:54 - 40:57] What you're doing is not something to be proud of, bro.
[40:57 - 40:59] - Hey, Cyrax, let me ask you this.
[40:59 - 41:00] Listen, if you can't answer this question,
[41:00 - 41:03] then I'm gonna have to get rid of you.
[41:03 - 41:06] This is an honest, like, man-to-man question here.
[41:06 - 41:08] Like, bullshit aside, just calm down, Cyrax.
[41:08 - 41:08] Just calm down.
[41:08 - 41:10] This is an honest question.
[41:10 - 41:12] Stop, like, clapping.
[41:12 - 41:13] Stop pumping your,
[41:13 - 41:16] I understand why you're in an educated state, okay?
[41:16 - 41:19] I get that, 'cause I know this probably brings up
[41:19 - 41:20] a lot of things in you,
[41:20 - 41:24] but, like, do you plan on having kids someday?
[41:24 - 41:25] - I'll be straight up honest.
[41:25 - 41:27] Yes, I do, and God willing.
[41:27 - 41:29] - Okay, Cyrax, so here we have a man
[41:29 - 41:32] who takes spread eagle picture of his anus,
[41:32 - 41:34] with Snickers bars up there.
[41:34 - 41:37] Here we have a man who strangles his grandmother.
[41:37 - 41:42] Here is a man who scratches his skull until it bleeds.
[41:42 - 41:46] Here we have a man who's made $5.81 over 13 years.
[41:46 - 41:49] Here we have a man who can't control himself
[41:49 - 41:51] even for a moment.
[41:51 - 41:53] What kind of example do you think that that would set
[41:53 - 41:56] for your kid, Cyrax?
[41:56 - 41:57] Do you think that you're setting a strong example
[41:57 - 41:58] for your kids?
[41:58 - 42:01] - Oh, me?
[42:01 - 42:03] You don't wanna talk shit about me?
[42:03 - 42:06] Let's see the skeletons in your closet, motherfucker.
[42:06 - 42:06] Let's talk about--
[42:06 - 42:07] - What skeletons?
[42:07 - 42:10] I'm very honest about almost everything,
[42:10 - 42:12] but almost everything that cannot lead
[42:12 - 42:13] to criminal conviction.
[42:13 - 42:14] I'll be honest right here, Cyrax.
[42:14 - 42:16] Ask me any questions, Cyrax.
[42:16 - 42:19] Ask away, dude.
[42:19 - 42:20] Ask away.
[42:20 - 42:24] - Bro, I already know about your whole goddamn past.
[42:24 - 42:27] I know about your record, motherfucker.
[42:27 - 42:30] - Man, I'm aware of some acid peel fucking psycho
[42:30 - 42:32] telling weird stories.
[42:32 - 42:34] So ask me any questions that you would like
[42:34 - 42:36] and I'll answer them.
[42:36 - 42:38] Ask me any questions that you would like
[42:38 - 42:39] and I'll answer them.
[42:39 - 42:42] We can go back and forth here, Cyrax, okay?
[42:42 - 42:45] Calm down, Cyrax, calm down, I know you're excited.
[42:45 - 42:46] And you're excited, Cyrax.
[42:46 - 42:48] I know you're very excited right now.
[42:48 - 42:50] Calm down, Cyrax.
[42:50 - 42:51] Calm down, let's have an exchange.
[42:51 - 42:53] Cyrax, calm down.
[42:53 - 42:54] Calm down.
[42:54 - 42:57] Calm down, Cyrax.
[42:57 - 42:58] Let's calm down.
[42:58 - 42:59] Let's not be so excited.
[42:59 - 43:04] So back and forth exchange, Cyrax, like human beings.
[43:04 - 43:05] He's still moving his hands around.
[43:05 - 43:08] He's still making weird facial expressions.
[43:08 - 43:10] Cyrax, calm down.
[43:10 - 43:12] Calm down, Cyrax.
[43:12 - 43:13] Please calm down.
[43:13 - 43:14] Stop moving around.
[43:14 - 43:16] We can't hear you, Cyrax.
[43:16 - 43:20] Let's have a back and forth, okay?
[43:20 - 43:22] Let's have a back and forth.
[43:22 - 43:24] Your lips are still moving, Cyrax.
[43:24 - 43:25] Okay, let's try this.
[43:25 - 43:29] - Marty Williams, hey, so man, straight up.
[43:29 - 43:31] Do you not realize that I'm making you look
[43:31 - 43:34] like a fucking idiot right now, bro?
[43:34 - 43:35] - No, I don't realize that
[43:35 - 43:37] because I've just been trying to calm you down
[43:37 - 43:39] for the better part of two minutes,
[43:39 - 43:43] trying to get you ready for a back and forth exchange.
[43:43 - 43:44] You're still talking,
[43:44 - 43:46] even though you know people can't hear you.
[43:46 - 43:49] You're still talking even though you know
[43:49 - 43:52] that people can't hear you 'cause you're nervous.
[43:52 - 43:55] So let's just have a back and forth exchange, okay?
[43:55 - 43:56] What do you think about that?
[43:56 - 43:57] Cyrax, calm down.
[43:57 - 44:00] Before I even give you the opportunity to speak,
[44:00 - 44:01] what do you think about the opportunity
[44:01 - 44:03] to have a back and forth exchange
[44:03 - 44:06] where somebody speaks and then the other person speaks
[44:06 - 44:08] and then the other person speaks
[44:08 - 44:10] until any differences are resolved?
[44:10 - 44:13] You're not open for it, you're not open for it.
[44:13 - 44:18] He's not open for it, guys, I'm sorry.
[44:18 - 44:20] He's acting strange, yeah, I don't know, for sure.
[44:20 - 44:21] So, Cyrax.
[44:21 - 44:21] - Here's the thing, Marty,
[44:21 - 44:23] you're just mad at the fact
[44:23 - 44:25] that I'm making you look like a fucking idiot
[44:25 - 44:28] in front of thousands of people, dude.
[44:28 - 44:31] - Cyrax, how are you making me look stupid
[44:31 - 44:32] in front of thousands of people?
[44:32 - 44:35] I'll give you the opportunity to respond, I'm curious.
[44:35 - 44:37] - Fuck with people 'cause I'm a retard.
[44:37 - 44:39] - My name's Marty, I'm--
[44:39 - 44:42] - Hey, Cyrax, do you know what sometimes for is?
[44:42 - 44:47] - Sorry, I can't do that in Google Chrome.
[44:47 - 44:49] - Oh, sorry, my fucking--
[44:49 - 44:52] - For real, bro, you're a fucking idiot.
[44:52 - 44:53] - You know what sometimes for is something
[44:53 - 44:56] that most eight-year-olds can come up with.
[44:56 - 44:59] Yeah, you can't, look, yeah, there you go.
[44:59 - 45:02] Okay, so can't do it, can you?
[45:02 - 45:04] - You are such a fucking--
[45:04 - 45:05] - No, so you wanna answer that,
[45:05 - 45:07] can you do what seven plus four is?
[45:07 - 45:09] Can you do seven plus four?
[45:09 - 45:10] Can you do that one?
[45:10 - 45:12] Can you do that one, Cyrax?
[45:12 - 45:15] I was trying to understand where you're at intellectually.
[45:15 - 45:17] - For real, Marty, you're a fucking dumb.
[45:17 - 45:19] - Cyrax, I hate, 'cause listen,
[45:19 - 45:20] as long as I leave you backstage,
[45:20 - 45:22] you're gonna keep routing or ranting
[45:22 - 45:24] and spotting off of the mouth.
[45:24 - 45:26] And there he goes.
[45:26 - 45:28] Listen, that's a pretty good point to end it.
[45:28 - 45:31] That's a great point to end it.
[45:31 - 45:33] When you're asked what sometimes for is
[45:33 - 45:37] and you don't know the answer, and let's double down here.
[45:37 - 45:40] When you're asked what seven plus four is
[45:40 - 45:42] and you still don't know the answer,
[45:42 - 45:46] I'll tell you this, it was pretty interesting
[45:46 - 45:52] seeing Cyrax respond to my love song.
[45:52 - 45:55] It was pretty nice.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3536' on August 20th, 2024