Original upload date: December 28th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:07] We have the speaker here. Hmmmmm. Now, do you want to embarrass you now or later?
[0:07 - 0:17] You're the health sensors and the skills and samples are not present here. Hey Nick, do you want to embarrass you now or later dumb fuck?
[0:17 - 0:24] Oh, cause I can do it either way, I'm cool with it bro, I got all the time in the world. Yeah, you know it's fine, you know it's fine.
[0:24 - 0:33] Well, let's just say I know what the fuck you're trying to do, dumbass. Okay. You're trying to convert me to Judaism by doing what you're doing and it's not gonna work retard.
[0:33 - 0:40] Sorry, sorry to say bro, that's not how religion works, fuck boy. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do.
[0:40 - 0:52] So, are you just gonna watch or no? No, I'm just gonna sit here and make you look dumb as fuck, just like I always do. Right. Right, right, right. Yeah, totally, how do I know?
[0:52 - 1:02] Says, says the guy that murders motherfuckers and gets away with it. Yeah, right, so you're not gonna show up. Let's be honest Nick, you murdered a prostitute.
[1:02 - 1:14] No, I'm just saying, you murdered a prostitute, then you murdered my good friend Jamie. First of all, she wasn't a friend at all, but it's amazing that you're gonna come up with anything but showing the watch.
[1:14 - 1:21] It's amazing to me and how stoop. How about you make me look really stupid and show the watch.
[1:21 - 1:31] All right, I'll make you look stupid. Hey everybody, did you guys know. Yeah, the best way to do that would be to show the watch. It's just really that simple. Right.
[1:31 - 1:37] It's just really that should be just that simple. Why don't we tell everybody how you're cheap.
[1:37 - 1:47] Yeah, so again, he's not going to show the watch because it's a fake watch, because his grandmother paid for it for him because he doesn't make any money of his own.
[1:47 - 1:58] And it would be really simple solution. You got to wonder why he's not doing it on his neck. Let's be honest with the watch. Where's the watch. Where's the watch.
[1:58 - 2:02] Now you need to know bag where your hands.
[2:02 - 2:05] Okay, sorry.
[2:05 - 2:10] You took you took the watch off. Why did you take the watch off? Sorry, X.
[2:10 - 2:16] Why did you take the watch off? Why did you take the watch off? Now I can charge you fucking rate.
[2:16 - 2:21] Okay, so go and get it and go and show us the back of it just really quickly. And it's just that simple.
[2:21 - 2:24] How how about we skip that?
[2:24 - 2:35] No, that's not the point of the Cyrax. The point of this is proving your credibility or lack thereof. And your refusal to show the watch or your iPhone says everything that we need to know.
[2:35 - 2:40] That's funny about that, Nick. That's not going to be the point of this video.
[2:40 - 2:52] Yeah, but it is, though, because it's really that simple, because it's really that fucking simple. You are a liar. You'd like to pretend to be something that you're not. And this proves it to a T.
[2:52 - 2:54] So why don't you just admit it?
[2:54 - 2:57] Shut your fucking time.
[2:57 - 2:59] Why don't you just why don't you just admit it, Cyrax?
[2:59 - 3:04] And why you suck my cock? Oh, wait, nevermind. I don't want age from a fuck.
[3:04 - 3:14] Sorry, that's the deal. Okay. All right. Get gay jokes aside, like it's funny. You were so proud of this watch that you paid for. And now it's nowhere to be found.
[3:14 - 3:18] See that that was see that was just a flex from earlier.
[3:18 - 3:24] Yeah, but how's that flex looking for you now, Cyrax? How's that flex looking for you now?
[3:24 - 3:29] Right there was me leading out to what I'm about to do and make you look dumb as fuck.
[3:29 - 3:33] Yeah. So just show the watch. Just show the watch. Make me look really stupid.
[3:33 - 3:38] Make me look like a real fucking idiot and show the watch.
[3:38 - 3:40] Okay. I'll make you look like an idiot.
[3:40 - 3:45] Show the watch. Show the watch. We all we all see what you're doing here, Cyrax.
[3:45 - 3:49] All right. It's not hard to see. It's really not hard to see it all.
[3:49 - 3:53] And we're going to do something before we get to that. Okay.
[3:53 - 3:57] No, I don't think we are. I don't think we are.
[3:57 - 4:05] I don't think we are, Cyrax. You can't show the watch. It's amazing that you took it off.
[4:05 - 4:12] It's amazing that you took the watch off because you're fucking caught for the thousandth time.
[4:12 - 4:18] That's cock out of your mouth so we can hear you. Take your dad's dick out of your mouth so we can hear your ass.
[4:18 - 4:23] Come on, bro. We all know that you're a cheapskate.
[4:23 - 4:28] We all know that you steal free food from fucking chick-fil-a's every fucking day, bro.
[4:28 - 4:33] I mean, come on. Who just goes into chick-fil-a's every day?
[4:33 - 4:38] Grant us three values of chips and doesn't even buy a meal, bro. You're a cheapskate.
[4:38 - 4:42] Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty solid economic policy.
[4:42 - 4:46] And I'm not sure where you're hearing this from, but regardless.
[4:46 - 4:49] Trust me. I have my sources. And let's be honest, bro.
[4:49 - 4:54] You refuse to shit infinity? It's broke down and you ain't got money to pay it off.
[4:54 - 4:57] Well, yeah, I bought a new car, actually. I bought a new car.
[4:57 - 4:59] How the fuck you didn't?
[4:59 - 5:03] I didn't buy a new Honda Accord. Really? You want to make a bet?
[5:03 - 5:06] No, you did not. I'll bet you a thousand dollars, right?
[5:06 - 5:13] Cyrax, you don't have a thousand dollars. You need to borrow 20 bucks from Ed to buy Christmas gifts for them. Okay?
[5:13 - 5:19] Well, yeah, that's why you ain't got no Honda Accord. Your shitty fucking infinity is broke down.
[5:19 - 5:24] Yeah, no, I'm never going to see it again. I'm never going to see it again. That's true. That's true.
[5:24 - 5:29] Thankfully, I was able to put 4K down and get a Honda Accord, and that's my new car now.
[5:29 - 5:35] Because your dumb ass had to fucking wreck it like a fucking retard.
[5:35 - 5:43] No, actually, the truth is, and I'll tell you the truth, Cyrax, I didn't put oil in it enough as I should have.
[5:43 - 5:47] So that's me being honest with you.
[5:47 - 5:55] Why can't you be honest about your watch?
[5:55 - 5:58] Why should I tell you the truth about shit when you--
[5:58 - 6:01] Why'd you take your watch off, Cyrax?
[6:01 - 6:04] Because I felt like it and--
[6:04 - 6:09] It's really weird after you've been called out for being a liar that suddenly your watch is nowhere to be found.
[6:09 - 6:12] Isn't that kind of strange, Cyrax?
[6:12 - 6:17] No, it's funny, Nick, because you think you're above the law. You think you cannot be touched.
[6:17 - 6:21] You really think that you cannot be touched, but--
[6:21 - 6:34] Cyrax, I just got a private message right now. Somebody will give you $50 to show your watch and show the menu and show the back of it.
[6:34 - 6:41] Oh, Cyrax, you can give that to your mom. That's $50 free for your mom. How's that sound? Why would you turn that down?
[6:41 - 6:46] Hey, Nick, why don't you come up and show your bald bitch face?
[6:46 - 6:50] All right, I will do that as soon as you show your watch.
[6:50 - 6:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I will do that as soon as you show your watch.
[6:54 - 6:59] See, we're not playing your game. You're in my realm, mom.
[6:59 - 7:05] Actually, you're on my channel, and that's that, man. So are you going to show the watch or not?
[7:05 - 7:11] Oh, I'm sorry, Nick. I thought we were on your channel. I forgot we were online. I forgot. I own your bitch.
[7:11 - 7:19] No, because actually, you're too afraid to interact with people on your own channel because they always make you look like a fucking idiot.
[7:19 - 7:22] Just like I'm doing to you right now.
[7:22 - 7:25] You know, it's funny, Nick, because I could get you arrested so fast.
[7:25 - 7:30] So why don't you? You've been saying how long have you been saying that? How long have you been saying that? And why don't you just do it?
[7:30 - 7:39] You know what? Maybe I will. Maybe no more money. I'll make a report about how you did a false fucking report on me on Adult Protective Services.
[7:39 - 7:53] No, that's actually a real report. I reported a delusional scab headed infected dick about to lose his foot ass motherfucker who doesn't let his grandmother sleep because he's screaming all night.
[7:53 - 7:57] As a matter of fact, you're doing that right now. As a matter of fact, you're doing it right now.
[7:57 - 8:00] Yeah, you know what's funny about that is none of those things are true.
[8:00 - 8:06] So you don't have you don't have scabs on the top of your head.
[8:06 - 8:18] Here's the thing, man. Okay, so your foot didn't become infected. And he almost didn't lose it. Oh, what's the matter, Nick, you know, answer the questions answer the questions.
[8:18 - 8:26] Well, how about you shut the fuck up. No answer the question. Sorry, I'm getting sleepy. And I got to be up relatively early.
[8:26 - 8:37] Well, ask me if I give a fuck. Oh, sorry. Listen, if you can't answer simple questions, you want to dance around them. That's fine. That's fine. I mean, that's what you do.
[8:37 - 8:47] If you ask you any questions that make you question your reality at all, you immediately sidestep them.
[8:47 - 8:52] Yeah, yeah, you say I'm delusional. You are.
[8:52 - 9:01] Yeah, you want to. Sorry. So you claim that your professional musician and your and your music paid for your watch. Where's the watch? Let's see the watch.
[9:01 - 9:09] Let's see the watch right here right now. Let's be honest, Nick. You're a fucking druggie. That's why you use your money for spending on fucking ambience.
[9:09 - 9:19] You say you get fucking stoned every goddamn night, bro. Sorry, I pay about twenty five dollars a month for my ambient prescription, ambient prescription.
[9:19 - 9:34] OK, like, whereas that's maybe what you make in a quarter of a year. That's basically nothing to me. There's one thing you're leaving out and that's your recreational use of motherfucking Adderall.
[9:34 - 9:42] Oh, sorry. That's a little bit more costly, even with the GoodRX coupon. It's about one hundred bucks a month. But that's also prescribed.
[9:42 - 9:59] That's not Europe. So you don't think I'm prescribed Adderall. OK, let's be honest here, Nick, you fucking gamble your money away and you always lose every fucking tournament that you talk about doing every fucking pro.
[9:59 - 10:10] You know, whenever you said you did early. I don't gamble on Stratego because Stratego is sacred. OK, I make money through sponsors and I give lessons as well.
[10:10 - 10:17] I think people pay me for Stratego lessons. Yeah, you know, it's funny about that, Nick. I got a little bit of sources of my own.
[10:17 - 10:28] I sat back and I watched all your matches and every single one of them, you fucking lost. Well, honestly, that's not true. That's definitely not true.
[10:28 - 10:35] I will say this. My Stratego record is far better than your e-racing record, Sirex. You lose the 10 year old kids every single time.
[10:35 - 10:43] That's why every single fucking person you go against, I have seen full fresh proof of you fucking losing.
[10:43 - 10:54] I'll tell you what, Sirex. All right. I got it. I got a prize for you. I don't know if you want to hear it, but if you can beat me best two out of three in Stratego, I will give you fifty dollars.
[10:54 - 11:06] I will give fifty dollars to somebody that you assigned me to give the money to, and we can play.
[11:06 - 11:13] That's an honest offer. Actually, it is funny. Does you really think I need the money that bad? You're the-
[11:13 - 11:24] Yeah, you do. You do. You need twenty dollars so badly to buy your parents gifts that you beg from a man who pays for your entire existence.
[11:24 - 11:33] Yeah, you do. If you didn't need money that badly, you wouldn't need to borrow twenty dollars like a bum, which you did and you've admitted to, right?
[11:33 - 11:35] Hey, Nick. You know what I'm talking about?
[11:35 - 11:45] Wait, why won't you answer anything directly? Why won't you answer anything directly? You've posed things to me, and I've answered them. Why can't you do the same thing?
[11:45 - 11:52] You want to know why? Because I don't answer to loser bitches like you that are bracing broke ass bitches like you, mother-
[11:52 - 11:57] Broke ass bitches. Sirex, what do you think I made today? Just today?
[11:57 - 12:04] Oh my God, Nick. I want to say thank you, man.
[12:04 - 12:10] No, so that's- you asked me the question. Hey, Marty. What did you make today?
[12:10 - 12:13] Hey, everybody, give this man a round of applause.
[12:13 - 12:21] Hey, Marty. Just say it, and I'll tell you the- I'll tell you Atlanta's truth, and I'll show you proof. Hey, Marty. What did you make today?
[12:21 - 12:25] Hey, everybody in the comments.
[12:25 - 12:29] I'll tell you, Sirex, I made 390 bucks today, and I can prove it.
[12:29 - 12:34] Hey, alright. Give this comedian a round of applause.
[12:34 - 12:44] Where's the joke? Where's the joke? Where's the joke? Where's the joke?
[12:44 - 12:48] That's easy. You are the joke, motherfucker.
[12:48 - 12:53] Okay, so Sirex, hey guys, want to hear something really funny?
[12:53 - 12:58] You guys ready to laugh? Hey, Sirex, what did you make today?
[12:58 - 13:02] Hey, Marty, did your sister suck my cock last night?
[13:02 - 13:11] Yeah, so zero dollars. We'll take that as zero dollars. We'll take that as zero dollars.
[13:11 - 13:18] That's common. You were a broke ass loser living in your grandma's attic. Yeah, that's true.
[13:18 - 13:25] Yeah, what's also true is that you live off of mommy and daddy's money. That's how you got your start.
[13:25 - 13:28] You broke ass piece of shit, bro.
[13:28 - 13:31] That's how I got my start. How I got my start in what?
[13:31 - 13:36] That's easy. The trolling fucking bullshit. You can't-
[13:36 - 13:46] So, yeah, my mom and dad are funding me and got me started by funding my trolling career because they love it so much.
[13:46 - 13:48] Yeah, that makes sense.
[13:48 - 13:54] You know what's funny, man, is I can tell you're getting really mad right now and I'm loving it.
[13:54 - 13:56] I love the fact that you're pissed off.
[13:56 - 14:04] I'm a little bit agitated, but I'm a little bit agitated at the fact that you can't accept that your watch is a piece of shit
[14:04 - 14:07] and you lie about everything and you're just going to sidestep it.
[14:07 - 14:12] But everyone sees you for what you are, Syrax, a chronic liar.
[14:12 - 14:21] Everyone sees you for what you are. You could easily prove you're not a liar right now, but you're not doing it for some reason.
[14:21 - 14:24] Yeah, you know what's funny about you?
[14:24 - 14:28] Yeah, so I'm going to ask you this, Syrax, so why aren't you just showing the watch?
[14:28 - 14:32] Why aren't you just showing the watch? Why did you take the watch off?
[14:32 - 14:34] I already told you, guys, and the reason...
[14:34 - 14:39] Yeah, so just listen, so it's charging. It's charged up enough so you can show us the menu.
[14:39 - 14:43] You can show us the back of the watch, and then I'll look really stupid, Syrax.
[14:43 - 14:50] Then I'll look really stupid and you'll look really smart, and then people won't view you as a degenerate liar.
[14:50 - 14:54] For some reason, you're not doing it. For some reason, you just won't do it.
[14:54 - 14:56] Oh, it's funny about that.
[14:56 - 15:00] No, just show the watch, man. Just show the watch.
[15:00 - 15:08] Hey, Nick, you wanted to degenerate liar. Why didn't you tell the world about how the fucking police broke down your door and you tried to make him look stupid?
[15:08 - 15:12] You're the one that got swatted, motherfucker. Oh, and by the way...
[15:12 - 15:13] Wait, what?
[15:13 - 15:19] It wasn't Michael that was swatting your ass, motherfucker. It was somebody else, you fucking dumb fuck.
[15:19 - 15:28] Wait, so Syrax, have you talked about the video that I uploaded when my fire alarm went off and I took a video of a fire truck outside of my apartment?
[15:28 - 15:32] Okay, yeah, no, I haven't been swatted. I haven't been swatted.
[15:32 - 15:41] Oh, well, you have. Have you called your parents lately? Because I'm pretty sure they've been swatted the way they look by somebody that ain't fucking Michael, dude.
[15:41 - 15:42] Oh.
[15:42 - 15:50] I can see that already. I don't know who it is, but I can tell you for a fact it ain't him. And, you know, pretty soon it's going to be me swatting them.
[15:50 - 15:54] If you don't stop this shit you're doing, I will be the one to swat them next.
[15:54 - 16:02] Well, listen, I don't know anything about that. If that happened, it must not have been remarkable enough for them to comment to me.
[16:02 - 16:07] So you're going to swat my parents. Okay, well, that's fine. That's perfectly fine.
[16:07 - 16:09] You know what's funny?
[16:09 - 16:10] Yeah.
[16:10 - 16:16] Man, you actually do know something about that. You're just lying to everybody's face just like you always do, bro.
[16:16 - 16:17] Okay.
[16:17 - 16:19] I know you're little fucking tricks.
[16:19 - 16:21] I know you, motherfucker.
[16:21 - 16:28] And let me tell you, it's not going to work on me, dumb fuck. You're a piece of trash. You're garbage.
[16:28 - 16:43] So your channel is stupid, bro. And I think everybody that does not like you anymore will agree that you're a fucking man child feeding off of other people's shit that you fucking put them through.
[16:43 - 16:48] But me, I enjoy sitting here and making you look dumb as fuck just like I'm doing right now.
[16:48 - 16:56] So my claim, the title of this video is, "Syrax is a liar. His watch is bullshit. He lied about being able to pay for a watch.
[16:56 - 17:05] His grandma actually bought it for him and it's not an Apple watch." So you're not showing the watch.
[17:05 - 17:07] Who looks stupid?
[17:07 - 17:12] The thing about that, loser, here's the fucking thing.
[17:12 - 17:15] Just answer questions about the watch specifically.
[17:15 - 17:19] Pathetic fucking liar, bro. And here's the thing, dude.
[17:19 - 17:25] See, you got it. You got it in your fucking head that you're this untouchable beast, right?
[17:25 - 17:28] You think you're untouchable. Here's the thing.
[17:28 - 17:34] I can easily retry and touch you anytime I want. That's why you're mad right now, ain't it?
[17:34 - 17:43] I'm so sorry, Ax. I don't care what you do. You're as pathetic as it gets. You're a mental retard.
[17:43 - 17:48] You're laughing, but it's the truth. That's why you're 43, according to the police, right?
[17:48 - 17:54] That's why you were in high school at the age of 23. That's why you don't know your times tables.
[17:54 - 17:58] That's, yeah, you're retarded. So you can do whatever you want. It won't affect me.
[17:58 - 18:02] I'm doing very well. I'm doing quite well, all right?
[18:02 - 18:07] You're not, and I think that's why you're mad, but you can blame me all you want.
[18:07 - 18:14] I don't know how true that is, but the truth is you're a joke. Everyone laughs at you, and that's that.
[18:14 - 18:18] The one that's a joke here is you, you fucking bald, chewy bitch.
[18:18 - 18:26] You're a fucking bald bitch that's a nobody running this fucking fat pile thinking he's some hotshot, tough guy.
[18:26 - 18:31] Nigga, you ain't no dumb like me, boy. You ain't no tough guy like me.
[18:31 - 18:40] See, your little thing is this. You think just because you game, oh, you got all this money, you can shit on anybody the way you want.
[18:40 - 18:49] I don't shit. I don't shit on everybody, but I definitely shit on infected dick about to lose their foot.
[18:49 - 19:00] Fake Apple, delusional, four foot eight piece of shit motherfuckers like you pedophile motherfuckers like you.
[19:00 - 19:11] Yeah, everyone else does. Everyone does. Nobody likes you.
[19:11 - 19:20] So Sarex is new thing, guys. His fake laughing is his new way of deflecting and acting like what I'm saying isn't 100 percent true.
[19:20 - 19:28] That's his new game. That's his new game. So he's going to keep doing it. It seems to be his new little trick.
[19:28 - 19:30] It seems to be his new little trick.
[19:30 - 19:38] No, it ain't no trick, man. I genuinely fucking laughed my ass off at how stupid you are.
[19:38 - 19:48] OK, so you can laugh, Sarex, and I'll keep doing what I do and you keep doing what you do. We'll see who it works out for. OK.
[19:48 - 19:52] You know, do I ever cry about you? Do I ever cry and complain about you?
[19:52 - 19:59] And Nick, why do you want? You know what? Why do you do like you told me to do? You always tell me to do comedy.
[19:59 - 20:06] Why don't you go to fucking comedy school because clearly you're the joke of YouTube. You're the biggest joke of them all.
[20:06 - 20:16] I have fans that rock my shit. So they rock your shit. Do any of them ever give you any money? Do they actually support you or do they just buddy troll you?
[20:16 - 20:24] Oh, yeah, they do all the fucking time. So they don't see it, Sarex. Let's see some receipts of that. Let's see some receipts of that.
[20:24 - 20:33] You can just ask them your goddamn self, boy. OK, so then who gives you money? Who gives you money, Sarex?
[20:33 - 20:37] Like I said, the people that watch my shit don't believe me? Ask them yourself.
[20:37 - 20:42] OK, so I don't believe you. How about you give me four names of people who support you?
[20:42 - 20:50] How about this? You can't. You can't. So they don't exist. They don't exist. It's like your watch. You can say, oh, yeah, it's real. It's real.
[20:50 - 20:59] They're just charging right now. They're just charging right now. Sarex, we all know you're full of shit. OK.
[20:59 - 21:09] You can't. You know, we all know that your refusal to prove anything only lends credence to the notion that you're full of shit.
[21:09 - 21:15] Here's the one thing that you say that your retarded little five year old brain doesn't seem to comprehend.
[21:15 - 21:21] I don't I don't need to prove shit that no motherfucking we all know the truth. We all know the truth.
[21:21 - 21:32] They just be as simple as grabbing your watch and showing us, but you won't do it. Truth is this, Nick, you're a pathetic piece of shit on the Internet.
[21:32 - 21:43] Yeah, it's funny. He was so, so proud of his watch before. Now, where is it? It should be charged up by now, shouldn't it?
[21:43 - 22:00] Funny about that, Nick, is that I sat back and I watched you and honestly, I could say this, you're an egotistical maniac with no self control, who likes to run his mouth and do shit that people get his way.
[22:00 - 22:07] And you. Does that sound like anybody else you're describing, Sarex? Yes, it does. It sounds very much like you.
[22:07 - 22:14] So an egotistical, hey, guys, I'm a household name. I'm a legend. I'm a legend in the rap game.
[22:14 - 22:28] Right. What else did you say? Here's the thing, Nick, everything I've done, I've had proof of, but you don't have any proof of anything you've done.
[22:28 - 22:42] Hmm, it's pretty odd how motherfuckers like you want to try to convert me by stealing, by having other people steal my music and by attacking me.
[22:42 - 22:57] Hmm. Oh, and let's not forget the fake calls that I can very easily have you arrested for, for making a false report to a federal agency. First, I wish that will be happening. Thank you for the evidence, by the way, Nicholas.
[22:57 - 23:10] And here's the thing, Nick, if you don't want to end up in silver bracelets within the next three to two months, I suggest you shut your shit down because guess what, boy, I got you by the goddamn balls.
[23:10 - 23:20] I got you right where I need you. See what you don't realize is this, Nick, you're this big compared to me. I am motherfucker.
[23:20 - 23:26] Sorry, you're literally four foot eight, bro. You're literally four foot eight.
[23:26 - 23:33] Try five three, you retard motherfucker. Even if you were five three, which you're not, it'd still be like a 14 inches taller than you.
[23:33 - 23:39] Yeah, well, who gives a fuck, but here's the thing. That's why you hid behind your grandmother.
[23:39 - 24:08] I didn't hide, dude. So you knew when I was coming. Why didn't you come downstairs? Here's the thing, Nick. Why didn't you come downstairs? You knew I was going to be there and run. Why didn't you come downstairs? Here's the thing. I did come downstairs when I didn't see you. I didn't see you. Sorry, Rax. I was there because you didn't see me. Don't mean I wasn't downstairs in the living room retard. Why wouldn't you come outside, you little bitch? Here's the thing, Nick.
[24:08 - 24:37] Here's the thing, my family protected me from beating your fucking sorry faggot. So you're grown man and you let your grandmother dictate your life. How pathetic. Here's the, no, you want a pathetic, Nick. So why don't you go out the back door and come out and beat my ass? Let me tell it to you and don't fucking hear your pussy. See what you don't get, dude, is this. My family actually cares about me. And they knew that if I went outside,
[24:37 - 24:51] I would put your ass in the fucking hospital and I would end up in handcuffs because I will have fucking broken your neck, broken your spine, snap their jaw and have it dislocated it, knock all your teeth down your.
[24:51 - 25:02] No, well, I mean, if you could have done that, you would have done that, but you're full of shit. So you know how the old saying goes, Nick, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
[25:02 - 25:11] Yeah, well, the littler they are, the more likely they are to hide inside behind their grandmothers and come up with a whole bunch of bullshit.
[25:11 - 25:23] Okay. Here's what you fail to realize, Nicky boy, is that, yeah, you may be bigger and taller and have more weight than me, but I'm shorter and faster bitch.
[25:23 - 25:28] So why wouldn't you scurry around your grandmother and come out and whoop me?
[25:28 - 25:33] Because I'd rather watch you rot in fucking hell.
[25:33 - 25:38] Well, yeah, you could, you could have actually absolutely beat my ass if what you're saying is true.
[25:38 - 25:42] You know, it's not true. You got scared. Just admit it. You got scared.
[25:42 - 25:45] Here's the thing, bro. I didn't get scared at all.
[25:45 - 25:54] Yeah, you did, though. You hydrated for the fight. And even before I got there, even way before I got there, you called the police. You called the police way before I even got there.
[25:54 - 25:58] That's why you showed up with several other vehicles.
[25:58 - 26:04] You called the police even before I show up, showed up. So you had no intention of fighting. You just wanted to look like a tough guy.
[26:04 - 26:06] Actually, I didn't call the cops.
[26:06 - 26:12] Let me show you the evidence right here. Hang on right here. One second.
[26:12 - 26:20] One second. I'm going to prove you to be a liar once again.
[26:20 - 26:24] You want to watch it, Sir? Well, let's rewind that for a minute.
[26:24 - 26:32] See, when the cops got called and then not a thing that they did get called, but it wasn't for you, that was for a totally different situation.
[26:32 - 26:38] And they just happened to be leaving as your fat retard ass showed up.
[26:38 - 26:41] Well, you said you called them on me.
[26:41 - 26:53] All right, let's take a look at it. Let's take a look at it.
[26:53 - 27:02] Let's take a look at it.
[27:08 - 27:22] OK, so sorry if we're going to watch a video here. OK, all right.
[27:22 - 27:28] OK, thank you.
[27:28 - 27:31] What's the matter?
[27:31 - 27:35] It's working.
[27:35 - 27:42] What is this, Sally? Sally, where's chance?
[27:42 - 27:47] What's happening right now?
[28:03 - 28:15] He didn't want to go out and fight with him.
[28:15 - 28:21] Why do you shut the fuck your video off for a second? That's OK.
[28:21 - 28:32] I actually did want to be here, but my family wouldn't let me because they knew if I did,
[28:32 - 28:38] I would go to fucking jail, so thank you.
[28:38 - 28:59] Because Chance wants to go out and fight Marty? Sally.
[28:59 - 29:03] Just let fucking Chance go out there, then, you know what I mean?
[29:03 - 29:11] Don't let Chance affect what happens between you and Ed.
[29:11 - 29:17] In you and Ed for years.
[29:17 - 29:22] I just wanted to tell him to come down and not take it out in you and Ed.
[29:22 - 29:26] I do. He's not answering. I tried.
[29:26 - 29:34] I don't even know.
[29:34 - 29:39] Oh, excuse, wow, Ed. To come, like, be like this guy.
[29:39 - 29:44] To fess up, to your mistake, to admit the truth, to stop lying.
[29:44 - 29:50] Completely, just delusional. We can't let him live this down.
[29:50 - 29:54] You should not be talking that smack in the first place if you ain't going back it up.
[29:54 - 29:57] You definitely shouldn't be talking it after the fact.
[29:57 - 30:06] All I can say is, I'm disappointed in you, Cyrax. We all are so disappointed. So disappointed.
[30:06 - 30:12] Watch the face charming. Do the math!
[30:12 - 30:15] Akron Police and Fire, Johnson.
[30:15 - 30:18] Yes, ma'am. I need to go see officers out to my house.
[30:18 - 30:20] OK, what's your address?
[30:20 - 30:22] 339 Lloyd Street.
[30:22 - 30:24] 339 Wood Street?
[30:24 - 30:26] Lloyd.
[30:26 - 30:30] Lloyd, OK.
[30:30 - 30:32] OK, what's going on?
[30:32 - 30:37] Um, some guy from out of town. I don't know who he is, but he's...
[30:37 - 30:40] I've been causing problems with my son over on the internet.
[30:40 - 30:45] And he shows you he's outside of my door now.
[30:45 - 30:53] So, Cyrax, do you want to show all these people your watch?
[30:53 - 30:55] Sorry, sorry. What was that? It feels very good.
[30:55 - 30:58] Do you want to show all these people your watch?
[30:58 - 31:00] Sorry, it says...
[31:00 - 31:04] Well, if you can't hear me, I'll say it again. Or I can type it.
[31:04 - 31:12] Do you want to show all the people your watch and show everyone that you're a truthful guy and you wouldn't lie about something so stupid?
[31:12 - 31:18] Sorry, Coach Mary, I couldn't hear you through all that bullshit you were talking about your goddamn mouth there from.
[31:18 - 31:23] OK, well, there's no bullshit, Cyrax. It's a simple, honest, straightforward question.
[31:23 - 31:32] Do you want to show 450 people your watch and show that you're an honest guy?
[31:32 - 31:38] I know the answer is no. You can't do it. You can't do it.
[31:38 - 31:48] Oh, man, is it just me or is anybody else here some wind that's sounding like a Pillsbury Doughboy full of fucking shit in his mouth?
[31:48 - 31:56] Well, I think the one who's full of shit here is clearly, clearly, clearly, clearly.
[31:56 - 31:59] So, that's OK. I'm going to play a song and then I'm going to go to sleep.
[31:59 - 32:05] This guy, he's clearly full of shit. You know, he just proved it.
[32:05 - 32:07] And then we go to sleep.
[32:07 - 32:21] So, we'll see the watch tomorrow or maybe we won't.
[32:21 - 32:42] I want to let you know that I know he's lying right now.
[32:42 - 32:44] Oh, he dipped out?
[32:44 - 32:46] Yeah, he dipped out. He dipped out.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2158' on August 16th, 2024
