Original upload date: November 7th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:15] The text now subscriber you are trying to reach is not available. Please leave your message after the tone.
[0:15 - 0:21] *phone rings*
[0:21 - 0:37] Fuck you, dude. Fuck you. Yeah, I got 10 minutes. I'll give, I'll try to give him sex and their call if Nandles ring up his fucking house phone until 1230.
[0:37 - 0:45] *phone rings*
[0:45 - 0:47] He was there before.
[0:47 - 0:55] *phone rings*
[0:55 - 0:59] Hey, Cyraxx.
[0:59 - 1:01] What do you want, dude?
[1:01 - 1:11] You already tried to fucking kill me the other day, dude. Why do you keep fucking doing this? Why the fuck do you guys put my family in danger, dude?
[1:11 - 1:13] You really believe that I tried to kill you.
[1:13 - 1:17] I said they wanted for content, dude, but you can forget about it, dude.
[1:17 - 1:21] Like, when are you going to grow the fuck up and leave me the hell alone, dude?
[1:21 - 1:29] It's bad enough you came near, hired somebody, well you actually did hire somebody, and then you came near and got me killed on Friday night, you asshole.
[1:29 - 1:33] Do you not understand that your twin was life and death here, Nick?
[1:33 - 1:38] This ain't no game, motherfucker. This is real life. I almost got killed because of you, bro.
[1:38 - 1:43] And you were sitting there, seeing as that bullet wasn't real, motherfucker, you know damn well it was.
[1:43 - 1:47] I had over 200 people on livestream watching what had happened, you fucking idiot.
[1:47 - 1:49] Well, where is it?
[1:49 - 1:51] What the fuck do you probably want? No, what's your fucking problem?
[1:51 - 1:52] Where's the bullet?
[1:52 - 1:54] Why can't you overlay me the fuck alone?
[1:54 - 1:55] Where's the bullet?
[1:55 - 2:02] Where's the fucking shit? The bullet is still watching the goddamn mattress, you fucking retard little bitch.
[2:02 - 2:07] It's still watching the goddamn mattress, but no, I'm not digging it out because that's evidence for the cops.
[2:07 - 2:12] You really think I'm gonna be that stupid? Hell no. I'm not like you, man. I'm not a dumbass.
[2:12 - 2:14] When are the cops gonna come and dig it out?
[2:14 - 2:21] Shut the fuck up, you faggot. You are a piece of shit, Marty. And honestly, you deserve to die.
[2:21 - 2:23] When were the cops gonna come and dig it out?
[2:23 - 2:26] Why don't you guys never fucking born, bro?
[2:26 - 2:32] Why you gotta fucking go after me the way you did on Friday, dude?
[2:32 - 2:35] You and I both know I didn't deserve that.
[2:35 - 2:38] You and I both know I don't deserve it, too.
[2:38 - 2:40] What makes you think it was a bullet?
[2:40 - 2:47] Nick, this ain't Cyrax talking to Marty. This is Chance Wilkins talking to Nicholas Beagler, Nick.
[2:47 - 2:50] You seriously almost got me fucking killed.
[2:50 - 2:55] You almost got me fucking killed, bro. Do you not understand that or realize that, dude?
[2:55 - 3:01] Like, dude, you and I both know that Sarah don't want you doing this shit, bro. So why the fuck do you do it?
[3:01 - 3:02] It's stupid, bro.
[3:02 - 3:04] She benefits from it.
[3:04 - 3:09] Bro, you'll fuck up, Nick. You're 36 goddamn years old, you fucking piece of shit.
[3:09 - 3:16] It's time for you to grow up and stop acting like a little fucking boy and start acting like a goddamn man.
[3:16 - 3:23] Sorry, so you look at that hole in your window and you think it's actually a bullet entry point.
[3:23 - 3:25] Shut the fuck up, Nick.
[3:25 - 3:27] How can you possibly believe that?
[3:27 - 3:29] Nick, shut the fuck up, bro.
[3:29 - 3:30] Okay, Chance.
[3:30 - 3:36] I will call you home and I will harass her and I will tell her what kind of piece of shit you really are.
[3:36 - 3:40] What are you going to say, that I tried to shoot you from a helicopter?
[3:40 - 3:44] Marty, you're a piece of fucking shit, dude.
[3:44 - 3:47] And I can tell you exactly where the shot was taken from.
[3:47 - 3:50] It was taken from our neighbors fucking roof.
[3:50 - 3:51] You don't fuck.
[3:51 - 3:53] Angles don't match up.
[3:53 - 3:56] You don't think I was going to figure you out, Nick.
[3:56 - 4:01] So I hopped up on your neighbors.
[4:01 - 4:02] Shut the fuck up.
[4:02 - 4:03] Okay.
[4:03 - 4:05] You don't think I don't want to fuck your up, too, too, Shrek.
[4:05 - 4:07] I know what you're about, Nick.
[4:07 - 4:10] You always wanted me to say fucking one.
[4:10 - 4:11] Well, guess what?
[4:11 - 4:14] You can't have me a piece of shit.
[4:14 - 4:16] You're never going to fucking have me.
[4:16 - 4:18] How'd they get up on your neighbor's roof?
[4:18 - 4:20] I know what you're trying to do.
[4:20 - 4:23] You're trying to have me locked away in a mental asylum,
[4:23 - 4:26] all because you can't fucking have me.
[4:26 - 4:28] You piece of fucking shit.
[4:28 - 4:30] You need to realize something, Nick.
[4:30 - 4:32] Because of you, I almost got killed.
[4:32 - 4:34] You said it was a wrap.
[4:34 - 4:36] No, it wasn't not, dude.
[4:36 - 4:38] You need to wake the fuck up, dude.
[4:38 - 4:41] Because of you, Nick, I almost got fucking killed.
[4:41 - 4:42] There was no bullet.
[4:42 - 4:43] It was a wrap.
[4:43 - 4:45] No, Nick.
[4:45 - 4:47] No, Mom, this is Nick.
[4:47 - 4:48] I don't care, Mom.
[4:48 - 4:51] This dude tried to get me killed.
[4:51 - 4:53] What does your mom think about that?
[4:53 - 4:56] You either leave me the fuck alone,
[4:56 - 4:59] or you're a cis man when it comes to the goddamn cops.
[4:59 - 5:02] I will make sure you get arrested for this.
[5:02 - 5:03] What have I done?
[5:03 - 5:05] You almost have me fucking killed, Nick.
[5:05 - 5:07] There was no bullet.
[5:07 - 5:08] Oh, I do.
[5:08 - 5:09] Fuck you, man.
[5:09 - 5:11] I'm trying to get Nick to fuck off.
[5:11 - 5:12] I do, Nick.
[5:12 - 5:14] Don't even think I don't know, because I do.
[5:14 - 5:17] And, Nick, you need to grow the fuck up,
[5:17 - 5:20] and do I stare at Nick and go fuck off, bro?
[5:20 - 5:23] You and I both know you wouldn't be doing the shit
[5:23 - 5:24] if staring was around.
[5:24 - 5:26] You know that.
[5:26 - 5:29] You know damn well if staring was around,
[5:29 - 5:31] you wouldn't be doing this goddamn shit, bro.
[5:31 - 5:33] Well, it's funny you say that.
[5:33 - 5:37] Fuck you, you piece of fucking shit, you fat fucking slob.
[5:37 - 5:39] You worthless Jew.
[5:39 - 5:41] You piece of white trash.
[5:41 - 5:43] You fucking pedophile lover.
[5:43 - 5:45] You're a pedophile supporter, Nick.
[5:45 - 5:48] You support Tony, and you support him, asshole.
[5:48 - 5:53] And you support a motherfucking, fucking Groyal, bro.
[5:53 - 5:54] So Groyal's a pedophile?
[5:54 - 5:55] Why do you say that?
[5:55 - 5:57] So shut the fuck up, fat fuck.
[5:57 - 5:59] Marty, I'm telling you right now,
[5:59 - 6:01] if you do not leave me alone,
[6:01 - 6:05] I am coming after you and everyone you fucking care about,
[6:05 - 6:08] and I'll make sure that you get thrown in goddamn prison, bro.
[6:08 - 6:11] And I'll make sure Farron knows the real truth
[6:11 - 6:14] about how you tried to fucking kill me.
[6:14 - 6:15] I will make sure--
[6:15 - 6:17] Does anyone else believe that but you?
[6:17 - 6:19] I don't think I won't do it.
[6:19 - 6:21] Don't think I won't do it, Nick.
[6:21 - 6:24] Do you think that anyone else actually believes that but you?
[6:24 - 6:25] Leave me alone.
[6:25 - 6:27] Do you think anyone--
[6:27 - 6:29] Do you think anyone believes that but you?
[6:29 - 6:33] Don't say, bro. Do yourself a favor and go kill yourself.
[6:33 - 6:35] Do yourself a favor and go dream bleach.
[6:35 - 6:38] Do yourself there and put a bullet in your head, bitch.
[6:38 - 6:40] I'm done with you.
[6:40 - 6:43] I'm going after you, and I'll make sure you go down
[6:43 - 6:44] for what you didn't mean.
[6:44 - 6:45] So fuck--
[6:45 - 6:46] What did I do, though?
[6:46 - 6:48] Fuck you, Nick.
[6:48 - 6:50] So what are you alleging I did?
[6:50 - 6:51] Fucking two bags.
[6:51 - 6:53] You fucking worthless trash.
[6:53 - 6:56] What are you alleging I did?
[6:56 - 6:59] Let me call the house phone.
[6:59 - 7:06] Yeah, I'm going to.
[7:06 - 7:08] Hi.
[7:08 - 7:10] Leave a message and I'll call you back.
[7:10 - 7:17] At the tone, please record your message.
[7:17 - 7:19] When you have finished recording,
[7:19 - 7:22] you may hang up or press one for more options.
[7:22 - 7:25] 'Cause I will hunt you down.
[7:25 - 7:28] I will kill you, and I will burn your fucking houses
[7:28 - 7:32] down to the fucking ground so there's nothing left.
[7:32 - 7:35] So that's why you see why I'm putting goddamn slugs
[7:35 - 7:37] in your fucking head.
[7:37 - 7:40] I'll tie your wife down to a fucking chair
[7:40 - 7:42] as I burn your house down
[7:42 - 7:46] and watch her fucking scream as you fucking die.
[7:46 - 7:51] I will burn you and your families alive.
[7:51 - 7:54] Maybe I'll cut your fucking heads off,
[7:54 - 7:56] let your blood blend out,
[7:56 - 7:58] take your blood bath in your fucking blood
[7:58 - 8:02] and hang your heads on my fucking wall as trophies.
[8:02 - 8:04] Are you better yet?
[8:04 - 8:05] Better yet?
[8:05 - 8:07] Maybe I'll cut all three of your fucking heads off,
[8:07 - 8:09] have them on my fucking nail piece,
[8:09 - 8:13] or better yet, on that wall right there as a fucking trophy.
[8:13 - 8:17] All right, I got two minutes.
[8:17 - 8:21] Hello?
[8:21 - 8:23] Nick, I'm telling you right now,
[8:23 - 8:25] I really don't think you understand
[8:25 - 8:28] or comprehend the severity of your actions
[8:28 - 8:29] of these last--
[8:29 - 8:31] What's goody, what's goody, what's goody?
[8:31 - 8:35] Nick, stop playing games.
[8:35 - 8:37] Shut up, nigga boy!
[8:37 - 8:41] Nick, I know you're there.
[8:41 - 8:44] Shut your old, cranky-ass up, old man.
[8:44 - 8:47] Why don't you go back to a fucking nursery
[8:47 - 8:49] where you don't bitch ass belongs?
[8:49 - 8:52] Stop the games, Nick.
[8:52 - 8:54] No, no, if you want to--
[8:54 - 8:56] No, no, bro.
[8:56 - 9:12] Hello?
[9:12 - 9:14] Nick, I know you're there.
[9:14 - 9:17] Stop playing these soundboard games, you asshole.
[9:17 - 9:19] What's goody, what's goody, what's goody?
[9:19 - 9:21] No, stop the goddamn games, Nick.
[9:22 - 9:25] Right now, this ain't no goddamn game.
[9:25 - 9:26] I know you're alive.
[9:26 - 9:28] I know you're pulling some shit.
[9:28 - 9:30] So, Nick, I'm telling you right now,
[9:30 - 9:33] I don't think you understand the severity of your actions, man.
[9:33 - 9:34] Do I?
[9:34 - 9:35] I don't need to stress, dude.
[9:35 - 9:37] I don't need to stress.
[9:37 - 9:39] You need to leave me the fuck alone.
[9:39 - 9:41] Hey, ignorant fuck.
[9:41 - 9:44] Why don't you shut your goddamn mouth?
[9:44 - 9:51] [Laughing]
[9:51 - 9:57] [Phone ringing]
[9:57 - 9:59] Come on, Nick.
[9:59 - 10:02] Here we are again.
[10:12 - 10:16] Shout out to DJ TKAP for making that thing.
[10:16 - 10:24] [Phone ringing]
[10:24 - 10:27] Really, dude?
[10:27 - 10:32] This isn't some hot, hot, very funny joke.
[10:32 - 10:40] [Laughing]
[10:40 - 10:43] [Phone ringing]
[10:43 - 10:45] Nick, I know you're alive right now,
[10:45 - 10:48] so leave me and my family the fuck alone now.
[10:48 - 10:51] Chance. Chance.
[10:51 - 10:54] [Phone ringing]
[10:54 - 10:56] Fuck me more, Nick.
[10:56 - 10:59] Three words.
[10:59 - 11:02] Skull, Scratcher, Comedy.
[11:02 - 11:05] Not gonna happen.
[11:05 - 11:09] [Phone ringing]
[11:09 - 11:10] Forget it, Nick.
[11:10 - 11:11] It's not gonna happen now.
[11:11 - 11:13] Leave me the fuck alone.
[11:13 - 11:14] Chance, we can--
[11:14 - 11:16] No, it's not gonna happen, Nick.
[11:16 - 11:19] Forget about your dumbass comedy shit.
[11:19 - 11:22] You need to grow up, screw off, grow up,
[11:22 - 11:26] and get a goddamn life, you piece of fucking lazy shit.
[11:26 - 11:27] I don't need to stress.
[11:27 - 11:28] Neither does my family.
[11:28 - 11:31] Now, you're gonna leave me the fuck alone, dude.
[11:31 - 11:32] For fucking real.
[11:32 - 11:36] Otherwise, I'm gonna let Sarah know what the fuck you're doing.
[11:36 - 11:37] And guess what?
[11:37 - 11:39] She's gonna be on your fucking ass.
[11:39 - 11:41] Now, you need to leave me alone.
[11:41 - 11:43] Forget about the Skull, Scratcher, Comedy shit.
[11:43 - 11:45] It's never gonna fucking happen.
[11:45 - 11:46] But you're so good at it.
[11:46 - 11:47] I only did that--
[11:47 - 11:48] Shut the fuck up, Nick.
[11:48 - 11:50] I only did that shit.
[11:50 - 11:53] I only did that shit to keep the trolls fucking out of you.
[11:53 - 11:54] Well, guess what?
[11:54 - 11:55] No more Mr. Nice Guy.
[11:55 - 11:57] I'm not doing what y'all want anymore.
[11:57 - 12:00] I'm living my fucking life the way I should have been living--
[12:00 - 12:01] I'll pay you.
[12:01 - 12:02] All these years.
[12:02 - 12:04] Shut the fuck up, Nick.
[12:04 - 12:06] I'll pay you.
[12:06 - 12:09] So you can kiss my motherfucking ass
[12:09 - 12:12] and go the fuck to hell with that fucking stupid shit?
[12:12 - 12:13] Chance.
[12:13 - 12:18] Chance, just please.
[12:18 - 12:19] Give me a joke.
[12:19 - 12:29] Sometimes I say to leave me the fucking hell alone, Nick.
[12:29 - 12:30] Chance.
[12:30 - 12:32] I'm not giving in to you.
[12:32 - 12:33] No, I'm not giving in to you.
[12:33 - 12:36] You can kiss my ass and go the fuck to hell.
[12:36 - 12:38] I'm not listening to whatever bullshit you have to take.
[12:38 - 12:39] Chance, I'll pay you.
[12:39 - 12:40] No, no.
[12:40 - 12:41] Shut the fuck up.
[12:41 - 12:42] It's not gonna happen, Nick.
[12:42 - 12:43] This can all stop.
[12:43 - 12:45] Never gonna happen.
[12:45 - 12:46] Why not?
[12:46 - 12:47] Never gonna happen.
[12:47 - 12:48] But why?
[12:48 - 12:50] Never gonna happen.
[12:50 - 12:51] Why not, though?
[12:51 - 12:56] Because I don't fucking want to, you fucking douchebag.
[12:56 - 12:58] You can feed your family.
[12:59 - 13:00] [sighs]
[13:00 - 13:04] [Sigh]
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3267' on August 17th, 2024
