Cyrax on MBM Stream 2022-11-11 (Skull Scratcher Comedy Rage)

[0:00 - 0:28] Every deal of that is my money. Cut the thing real quick. Why can't I tell you? I'll do your shit, but like I said, 100 bucks an hour and like I said, I'll let you keep this stuff up. And if you're looking for how to pay me, this stuff will be in the description or at the top and the like the chat thing at the very top there, it'll be up in time. Or both ways to pay me will be in the description. Now, if you'll excuse me.
[0:29 - 0:31] Now I have a shit to give back to.
[0:31 - 0:58] See here, Alan, here's how it's gonna work, Marty. I'm gonna do the hour long show on the weekends. And you're gonna pay me 100 bucks an hour. No bullshit, no flaking, no backing out. And I expect it as soon as I'm doing my show. Okay. Now I've got a shit I gotta give back to.
[0:59 - 1:21] You ain't getting out of this, Marty. You're either paying me or I'm not fucking doing it. Either way, I'm cool. Either you're gonna pay me $100 a night or I'm not doing it. Take your pick. It's either you pay me the 100 bucks. I know how much you make. I see how much you make in donations, don't you think I'm stupid? You think I don't see how much you fucking make off my shit a night?
[1:23 - 1:29] You think I don't see that shit now, motherfucker? You're a shady ass scumbag. You're shady as fuck, dude.
[1:29 - 1:30] Are you as good as you used to be?
[1:30 - 1:50] You don't think I don't see how much you make, help me not, nigga. Sit your fucking bald bitch ass down and shut the fuck up. Because right now, bro, you ain't in a place to bargain. I am, though. I am in a place to bargain, Nick. I mean, you didn't want to back that badly. You're gonna pay me what I'm fucking worth, which is 100 bucks a night.
[1:50 - 1:54] You're gonna fucking pay me every fucking time I do it. Straight the fuck up.
[1:54 - 1:58] - What if I don't like the first show? - Do what?
[1:58 - 2:02] - What if I don't like the first show? Can we just-- - Don't matter? Don't matter. You're still gonna fucking pay me?
[2:02 - 2:13] - Yeah, but I'm only paying for it. - No, shut the fuck up. I'm still fucking doing it regardless. Whether you like it or not, that don't fucking matter.
[2:13 - 2:24] - So-- - No, no, no. Shut the fuck up, dude. That's irrelevant. Whether you like it or not, it don't fucking matter, bro. Point being, I'm fucking doing it. That's all that shit fucking matters.
[2:24 - 2:39] And if you don't like it, oh, fucking well. You're still gonna fucking pay me regardless. Because I'm doing something that you want me to do despite what I want, I'm doing this shit to give me what you want and to still get paid when I'm fucking out.
[2:39 - 2:47] So either you're gonna pay up after every fucking show or the deal is off and I'm fucking walking. Take your fucking pics, badass.
[2:47 - 2:55] 'Cause right now, you're in no position to bargain. - Well, show me over here. - Straight up, man. - I'm signing $100 a night. - Shut the fuck up, old man.
[2:55 - 3:04] You're gonna pay me after every show and that's that. - What if I don't like the first show? - No, I do my shit. I do my motherfucking shit and I'm done.
[3:04 - 3:15] I do my job, I get paid. I don't get paid. I come after you for fraudulent shit and all the shit you've tried to have done to me, including trying to have me murdered last Friday.
[3:15 - 3:25] So I don't think you're in a position to bargain here, Nick. I really don't. 'Cause I know it was you. I know it was you that ordered that hit on me, Nick. I know it was you. I'm not stupid.
[3:25 - 3:35] - This is my question. - I know what you're about, Nicky. I know what you're about, Nickless. This is my question. - This is my question. This is my level of mystery. - For sure, Nick.
[3:35 - 3:45] How would you think Saren would be taking this shit right now? She'd be telling you to fucking pay me regardless. You know that as well as I do, Nick. - Well, she does.
[3:45 - 3:53] - 'Cause unlike you, 'cause unlike you, I'd hold up my end of the fucking deal. I don't try to scam motherfuckers like you. - That's not always true.
[3:53 - 4:03] - Oh, yes, it is. I have always, I have always, when it came to being paid, I have always held up my end of the fucking deal.
[4:03 - 4:11] - You're not a smoker cat. - Unlike you, motherfucker. - I'm not a smoker cat. - I'm not a smoker cat. - You're not a smoker cat.
[4:11 - 4:18] - Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Why don't you tell the truth? You're a shady dirtbag that don't want to pay the people that you fucking work with.
[4:18 - 4:22] - I've paid everyone. Sorry, I've paid everyone that I've worked with.
[4:22 - 4:29] - You fucking liar. You're a lying sack of shit, Marty. Stacy, you don't want to pay me what I'm worth.
[4:29 - 4:33] 'Cause you don't want to pay me what I'm worth, 'cause you know damn well I'll be--
[4:33 - 4:40] - Let me ask you, how have you decided $100 is what you're worth? And I'll pay it, but I'm just curious how you came to that number.
[4:40 - 4:45] - Hey, you shut the fuck up and you let me ask you something, motherfucker. - Okay.
[4:45 - 4:52] - Do you want to be a one of that enough? Or don't you? Because if you want to go scratching down on your back and back-- - Hey, why don't you want to try it out?
[4:52 - 4:59] - No, shut the fuck up. You're going to pay me what I'm owed after every show is starting tomorrow night.
[4:59 - 5:04] $100 straight up, no bullshit to see. They're cash out for these hell, you're fucking dick.
[5:04 - 5:11] And if you don't pay me, well, guess what? I'm gonna have a certain officer's knocking on your doorstep.
[5:11 - 5:15] - And trust me-- - How long does this go on for? - Trust me, Nick, I've got enough--
[5:15 - 5:20] - Let me take an ask. So how long does this go on for? I owe you $100 a night until the rest of time?
[5:20 - 5:26] Is there a way out of it if I don't like the comedy? - Nope, no way out, Nick. It's that no way out--
[5:26 - 5:31] - Well, I owe you $100 a night for the rest of time as long as you feel like doing this.
[5:31 - 5:39] - Oh no, I'm just gonna get what I'm owed and it'll be done. There is no cap. If I don't feel
[5:39 - 5:44] like doing it, well, guess what? I don't feel like doing it. But here's the thing, Nick, I'm willing
[5:44 - 5:52] to do it regardless, okay? You better be fucking lucky. You better be fucking thankful and lucky
[5:52 - 5:57] that I'm even willing to do this. Now, like I said, you're gonna fucking pay me when I'm fucking owed
[5:57 - 6:04] after every fucking show is-- No, starting tomorrow night, you're gonna pay me after every fucking show.
[6:04 - 6:10] 100 bucks a night, every fucking show for a full hour. And if I even catch you in, well, guess what?
[6:10 - 6:15] If I catch you in a little bit of wind of you trying to fuck me over, guess what?
[6:15 - 6:21] Seren will fucking know about it because yes, this is on your live stream. And yes, I will be making
[6:21 - 6:27] a note of this on my next live stream about this. So if I were you, I wouldn't call any funny shit
[6:27 - 6:33] because you and I both know Seren will have your fucking ass if she even finds out that you're
[6:33 - 6:39] trying to, even remotely, trying to fuck me over. So if I were you, I wouldn't fuck to push it.
[6:39 - 6:45] Like I said, Nick, 100 bucks a night for an hour and that's that. Send it to my cash app and--
[6:45 - 6:51] Sorry, one second here. This is what I don't understand here. What if I'm not sad? Okay, well,
[6:51 - 7:00] there he goes. I mean, I'm guessing he's about to go live right now. Well, hey, listen, listen.
[7:00 - 7:07] It's called first celebration, I feel. We did it. We did it. We did it, folks. It's like we fucking
[7:07 - 7:18] did it. I just hope it's a success. I really hope it's a success. Like I said, Nick, one hour
[7:18 - 7:23] every night, and like I said, whether you like the show or not, it don't matter. The point is,
[7:23 - 7:31] I'm doing it regardless of whether or not. I'm gonna do it. If I'm gonna do it, you're gonna
[7:31 - 7:36] motherfucking pay me. And don't get twisted, dude. I know how much you make off me at night.
[7:36 - 7:41] You don't think I don't see what you do? Oh, I see everything you do, motherfucker. And like I said,
[7:41 - 7:49] I'm doing this regardless. So you're gonna pay me by either cash app or PayPal a hundred dollars
[7:49 - 7:54] every fucking time I do a show, Nick. Straight up. Let's start the contract right now. No,
[7:54 - 8:01] we're not doing no trials. Nothing. It starts tomorrow. A contract. Hey, 10 o'clock tomorrow
[8:01 - 8:08] night, Marty. 10 o'clock tomorrow night. Are you gonna drop the contract? You damn right,
[8:08 - 8:14] I'm going to. When can I expect that? But the only way I will do it,
[8:16 - 8:22] the only way I'll do it is if I don't have a verbal agreement. Do I have a verbal agreement
[8:22 - 8:26] right here in front of everybody right now? A verbal agreement? Do I not have your verbal
[8:26 - 8:32] agreement that you're going to pay me a hundred dollars every night for 16 minutes doing a
[8:32 - 8:37] Skullscratcher comedy show on the days that I do them? Okay, here's what I'm going to do.
[8:37 - 8:42] Yes or no? Yes or no? Let me talk. Sorry. It's a yes or no answer, Marty. Let me talk.
[8:42 - 8:48] I said no, it's a yes or no answer, Nick. Do I have your word that you're going to pay me
[8:48 - 8:53] every time I do a Skullscratcher show? Correct. I will pay you. All right, there we go. A hundred
[8:53 - 9:01] dollars every night. You got to pay your first, guys. Verbal agreement. After your first hour
[9:01 - 9:06] long show, I'm going to pay you $100. If I'm satisfied, I will pay you $100 for the next
[9:06 - 9:12] show. It's going to be on a show by show basis, a show by show basis. If you do a good job, I'll
[9:12 - 9:18] keep paying you. Is that fair? Then no deal, Nick, because you're not. I'm fine. I'll pay you $100
[9:18 - 9:23] a night every single night you feel like doing. Okay, then we'll go with that deal. No, no, no,
[9:23 - 9:28] no, no. You're not going to fuck me over like that, douchebag. You're not going to fuck me over.
[9:28 - 9:33] You're trying to fuck me over. It ain't going to work. You're going to pay me. Whenever I feel
[9:33 - 9:38] like doing the show, you better be fucking paying attention because everybody's going to know when
[9:38 - 9:44] I fucking do them. They are going to fucking know when I do them. No, shut the fuck up.
[9:44 - 9:52] Or I'm walking right the fuck now. How bad do you want it, Nick? How bad do you want it, Nick?
[9:52 - 10:02] How bad do you want it, Nick? How bad do you want it, Nick? How bad do you want a ball, bitch?
[10:02 - 10:06] How bad do you want a ball, bitch? You're going to make me every time I do a show
[10:06 - 10:12] and that's it. Deal. Done. I'll be exciting to pay this tomorrow night after this show. Thank you.
[10:12 - 10:22] Okay, so, yeah, that's a deal. Hey, sorry, Rex. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you something,
[10:22 - 10:27] Nick. You might want to get your wallet ready now because it's getting ready to fucking start,
[10:27 - 10:36] so you better get your fucking wallet ready. Okay. Well, this should be entertaining, then.
[10:37 - 10:44] It's life. Here we go. Like, you guys change names more than my girlfriend changes her underwear,
[10:44 - 10:50] bro. I swear to God, bro, you change, you guys change your names more than I change my fucking
[10:50 - 10:57] clothes and I change my clothes every day. I change my clothes every fucking day, dude.
[10:58 - 11:06] Dude, weed jokes. Why would I need to do weed jokes? Like, everybody knows that it's 420 for
[11:06 - 11:13] everybody in the fucking world, not counting myself, but for my friends and people that do do weed,
[11:15 - 11:29] as always, 420 motherfuckers. No science. So far, I've observed nothing but valid questions
[11:29 - 11:37] and non-humorous insults. I don't know what this is. Like, this is completely missing the brand.
[11:38 - 11:45] School Scratcher Comedy had a very distinct and unique style, and it seems that this is
[11:45 - 11:51] Soul Scratcher Comedy. I don't know if this is his audition, like if this is his demo,
[11:51 - 12:01] but I hope he doesn't think that he's going to be getting $100 after this. This isn't what we
[12:01 - 12:07] agreed upon. Hey, did they name? Are you sure they didn't name Brock? Are you sure they met
[12:07 - 12:13] and bricked and knocked Brock? You know, Brock Lesnar? I know I'm not talking about Brock from
[12:13 - 12:20] Pokemon. I'll talk about Brock Lesnar, you know, big beefy dude, tough guy. I don't have any idea
[12:20 - 12:24] what he's talking about anymore. He's lost his, yeah, he just isn't up the job anymore.
[12:24 - 12:29] Well, that's kind of why I wanted like a nine minute evaluation
[12:29 - 12:36] demo to see if he still had it, if he could still do it. He clearly can't. Maybe he can,
[12:36 - 12:45] but he definitely didn't show it right now. Oh, William Glory Beach, bro. I'd have way more fun
[12:45 - 12:53] at the beach than he would. William Glory Beach, bro. Bro, if you ever find a beach by the name
[12:53 - 12:58] of William Glory Beach, remind me to avoid that shit because I ain't going there. I ain't going
[12:58 - 13:04] to no fucking beach named William Glory Beach, bro. Fuck that. Actually, it's probably riddled
[13:04 - 13:13] with all kinds of bullshit that I don't need. Ah, well, you mean this? Okay. I can't do it. I
[13:13 - 13:21] used to do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. Okay, I don't know. You mean that shit? Negatron Jones.
[13:21 - 13:27] Who are you trying to be? Fred Jones from Scooby Doo? Or are you trying to be Negatron from
[13:27 - 13:33] Transformers? I mean, you can be both. I mean, unless you took Megatron and put Freddy Jones's
[13:33 - 13:39] clothes on him, then, yeah, I mean, I suppose you could do that. It wouldn't look right,
[13:39 - 13:44] but it'd be something, I guess. And what does DSC stand for? Don't stop chooking?
[13:44 - 13:51] I mean, clearly, this guy doesn't know what he's doing. If you're chooking that much,
[13:51 - 13:56] go to the fucking bathroom. Honestly, right now, man, I fucking love hot pockets.
[13:57 - 14:03] Although, if I were to pick out a hot pocket, it wouldn't be gosset flavored. I'll tell you that
[14:03 - 14:12] right now. If I had to pick one hot pocket to not eat, it would be gosset flavored. Just saying.
[14:12 - 14:19] I don't think anybody wants that hot pocket. Ah, yeah. Kate Peters.
[14:22 - 14:30] Okay, who are you trying to be? Peter Griffin? Or Caitlyn Jenner? Which one are you trying to
[14:30 - 14:38] be? Caitlyn Jenner? Or Peter Griffin from Family Guy? I think you're picked. You can't be both.
[14:38 - 14:44] I mean, I like the one I dressed up as Peter while looking like Caitlyn Jenner. Just saying.
[14:44 - 14:50] Watch out for that. I don't know what that was. I know what it was. I'm gonna try giving
[14:50 - 14:57] them a call a couple more times. I think I'm actually going to have to consult an attorney.
[14:57 - 15:09] Hey, Sir X. Good morning, Nick. I did the show.
[15:09 - 15:16] Sorry. Where's that? No, where's the money, Nick? You did a show. No, no, we made a deal.
[15:16 - 15:24] I did the show. Pay up. The deal was for sale. The deal was paid up. Pay up. There was no deal
[15:24 - 15:31] on your end. I made the deal. I do the motherfucking show. You fucking pay me. That was the deal.
[15:31 - 15:37] I did my show. I did an hour long show. That was not school scratch or comedy. No, shut the fuck
[15:37 - 15:42] up, Nick. You are going to pay me right the fuck now. Or I'm going to the police in the morning.
[15:42 - 15:47] And I am filling them in about our verbal agreement. And you are going to be made
[15:47 - 15:53] to pay me up. Or maybe I'll even do one better. Maybe I'll let your little girlfriend Sarah know
[15:53 - 16:00] what kind of a slime ball backstabbing. No deal holding out ditch. You really are.
[16:00 - 16:07] Sir, this was not school scratch or comedy. It simply wasn't. Shut the fuck up, Nick.
[16:07 - 16:11] Shut up, Nick. You're going to pay me or I'm going to come after you.
[16:11 - 16:15] Well, what were the terms of the deal? You are going to pay me or I am coming out to you with
[16:15 - 16:20] the police. What were the terms of the deal? Shut up. We had a deal, Nick. What was the deal?
[16:20 - 16:25] We had a deal, Nick. What was the deal? We had a deal, Nick. We had a deal, Nick. We had a deal,
[16:25 - 16:29] Nick. Do I have to keep repeating myself? Do we? We had a deal, Nick. Well, what was the deal?
[16:29 - 16:34] You are going to pay me right now. No bullshit. You are going to pay me right the fuck now.
[16:34 - 16:38] Or by this time tomorrow night, I will have the police at your front door
[16:38 - 16:43] for you doing what you fucking did. What was the deal? We had to bring it. I held on my end of
[16:43 - 16:49] the deal fast, fuck. Now pay me or you're going to get fucked. Well, what was the deal? Pay me or
[16:49 - 16:53] you're fucked. Pay me or you're fucked, loser. Pay me or you're fucked, loser. What's your
[16:53 - 16:59] PayPal? Pay me or your life and time, loser. Pay me, Marty. What's your PayPal? Pay up, Marty.
[16:59 - 17:04] Pay up, Marty. What's your PayPal? Pay up, Marty. Pay up, Marty. Pay up, Marty. I'm trying to
[17:04 - 17:11] ask you how to pay you. Pay up, Nick. Pay up, Nick. Pay up, Nick. Pay up, Nick. Pay up,
[17:11 - 17:15] Nick. Pay up, Nick. Right now, Nick. Right now, Nick. I'll tell your girlfriend, Nick. I'll tell
[17:15 - 17:22] your girlfriend, Nick. Pay the fuck off. What's your PayPal? Pay off. What's your PayPal?
[17:23 - 17:36] Axe kick production. How do you spell it? A, X, E, K, I, C, K, production. All calves, no space.
[17:36 - 17:40] Okay. Well, is that with an S or a Z at the end?
[17:40 - 17:45] The what? Is that with an S or a Z at the end?
[17:47 - 17:57] None. It's just Axe kick production. Okay. Sorry. That's literally X, E, K, I, C, K, production.
[17:57 - 18:03] Sorry, I don't know what to put on the spell. Do you know anything about branding or what a brand is?
[18:03 - 18:11] Oh, I do. Okay. I know all about that. And trust me, I've got Axe kick production already
[18:11 - 18:16] branded out. Thanks to a friend of mine. And yes, before anybody goes and says that they own it,
[18:16 - 18:22] know the fuck they don't. I own the branding. I have everything to show for it. So yes, I do.
[18:22 - 18:28] What is a brand? Do what? What is a brand?
[18:28 - 18:37] A brand is basically, what else can I say? A brand is basically a company that sells a product
[18:37 - 18:42] and I know what you're trying to get at and know we're not doing any deals like that as of yet.
[18:42 - 18:49] No, I'm not listening. Listen, I know what you're trying to get at. I'm saying this was not the
[18:49 - 18:57] school scratcher brand. We'll talk about that later. This was not the school scratcher brand.
[18:57 - 19:03] This was something else. Like I said, Nick, we'll talk about that at a later date.
[19:03 - 19:11] You didn't scratch your school once. It doesn't matter. I did what you asked me to do. I expect
[19:11 - 19:16] telling it don't fuck. You didn't do now. Hand it over. You didn't do the voice. Hand over the money,
[19:16 - 19:23] Nick. Right now. I got my paypal up and I'm ready. You didn't do the voice. I know what you're
[19:23 - 19:27] trying to do. We'll talk about that at a much later date. You don't know what I'm talking about.
[19:27 - 19:34] Right now, I expect payment. I expect my payment. I expected school scratcher,
[19:34 - 19:45] comedy. I held up my head. Time for you to hold up your, unless you're scared to hold up your
[19:45 - 19:48] end of the deal. You didn't hold up your end of the deal. Unless you're not the,
[19:48 - 19:53] unless you're not the businessman that you claim to be, you're going to hold up your end of the
[19:53 - 19:58] fucking deal or the whole world's just, or the whole world's going to know what space you really
[19:58 - 20:04] are. You didn't hold up your end of the deal. What was the deal? Time for you to hold up yours. What
[20:04 - 20:10] was the deal? I held up my head. What was the deal? Try for you to hold up your, Nick. What was
[20:10 - 20:17] the deal? I'm waiting right now. You send that money over or still help me God. I will go live
[20:17 - 20:24] right now and I'll make sure the whole world knows that you did not pay me. So either pay up
[20:24 - 20:31] or you're going to get embarrassed by me. Sorry, I would say that you didn't hold up behind the
[20:31 - 20:41] deal. Pay up, pay up. But you didn't hold, the deal was an hour tonight, an hour, tomorrow night
[20:41 - 20:47] actually. This is a demand of skill. Pay up now or I will embarrass you to death, Nick.
[20:47 - 20:54] I will embarrass you right now in front of the whole world. So pay up or you're getting embarrassed.
[20:55 - 21:01] And I'll tell your girlfriend how you backed out of a deal like a bitch and how you screwed me over.
[21:01 - 21:06] And I don't think you want that. I feel like I got screwed over right now
[21:06 - 21:15] or I'm easily going to embarrass you. So pay out, Nick. But you didn't, you didn't. So,
[21:15 - 21:21] okay, you got 10 minutes to pay off. Let's talk about this. Let's talk about this.
[21:22 - 21:30] I agree. I agreed to pay. If you don't pay, if you don't pay and commit, I'll call on your girlfriend.
[21:30 - 21:39] So pay up now, little boy. Pay up now, bitch. Or I'll call on your girlfriend. Pay up now or I'll call
[21:39 - 21:46] on your girlfriend. What are you going to say? To say it was underwhelming would be the greatest
[21:46 - 21:56] understatement of all time. It was pure trash. Oh, really? It was trash. We had a deal. You
[21:56 - 22:04] said come back. This was not a part time for you to pay out, bitch. I held up my end of the deal.
[22:04 - 22:16] I did what you want to do. I demand payment. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. I demand payment. Now, Nick.
[22:16 - 22:23] I held up my end. Time for you to pay off, bitch. Now. What is it doing? On your girlfriend here in
[22:23 - 22:32] just a few minutes. You don't pay off. I'm getting ahold of. Hey, either that or I show my talk and
[22:32 - 22:40] I get you bad, which is a dick. Pay whatever. You do not honor the terms of the deal. Oh, yes,
[22:40 - 22:50] I did fat fuck little bitch, man. Fuck my cock nigger lover. Suck my cock, you loser. That shows
[22:50 - 22:58] you played a good businessman. That shows you ain't doing shit. You're a bitch. You don't hold
[22:58 - 23:05] up during the deal here. You want to go scratch? Here you go, nigger boy. Here you go, bitch.
[23:05 - 23:14] Get happy, bitch. Fuck you, Nick. Where's the voice of you crazy? Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
[23:14 - 23:32] Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. He didn't do the voice though. Even the name and the title
[23:32 - 23:39] was inaccurate. It was like skull scratch. That's not what we agreed to. That's not what we agreed
[23:39 - 23:46] to at all. Whipping your penis out is not really professional. You want to go scratch? Here you go,
[23:46 - 23:59] nigger boy. Hey, bitch. You want to delete it? You want to delete it, Nick? Either pay off
[23:59 - 24:04] or I'm deleting it right now and you ain't getting shit. So either pay off or it's gone, Nick.
[24:06 - 24:09] Right now, Nick. Well, you couldn't delete it. I'm not interested in whatever that was.
[24:09 - 24:13] That was terrible. Oh, really? Yeah, that was not skull
[24:13 - 24:19] scratch or comedy. That's actually soul. Nigger boy. Little bitch, man.
[24:19 - 24:23] Oh, yeah. Well, guess what? You're an embarrassment, you pussy ass.
[24:23 - 24:31] Yeah. Well, your mom's a cocksucker just like your daddy. You're a bitch. Yeah,
[24:31 - 24:34] you're a fucking loser, Nick. And guess what? The whole world's going to know
[24:34 - 24:40] because you're a dick sucker, nigger boy. You fucking pathetic white trash. You pathetic loser.
[24:40 - 24:48] You non businessmen have an asshole. You did. You fucking business, nigger. You suck at business.
[24:48 - 24:55] How much did you make today? You fucking owe me a hundred dollars, you piece of shit. You only
[24:55 - 25:02] need skull scratch or comedy. You give me skull scratch or comedy. There, nigger boy. There's
[25:02 - 25:07] your comedy. Oh, by the way, you want comedy? Look in the mirror, faggot.
[25:07 - 25:11] Look in the goddamn mirror. You gotta use the voice. Look in the mirror, nigger boy.
[25:11 - 25:17] Look in the mirror, trash. Look in the mirror, trash. Look in the mirror, trash face.
[25:17 - 25:22] You gotta do the voice. Hey, dumbass. Look in the mirror, bitch. Look in the mirror,
[25:22 - 25:30] nigga. Look in the mirror, Nick. You're the comedian. You're the joke. Fuck you. And fuck
[25:30 - 25:36] skull scratcher, bro. You ain't going to pay me to fuck that. Then fuck that shit. If you ain't
[25:36 - 25:43] going to pay me to fuck you, nigga. Fuck you. Fuck skull scratcher. Fuck your mama. Fuck your
[25:43 - 25:50] whole damn family, bitch. Oh, by the way, that's why your sister was on my dick last night, man.
[25:50 - 25:55] 'Cause you obviously can't please your own sister. We all know you're in the incest. Why would I
[25:55 - 25:59] want to please my own sister? We all know that you're in the incest, nigga. We all know that
[25:59 - 26:05] you left that incest, bitch. That's why. Because you can please your own sister. That's why she
[26:05 - 26:10] came to me last night. Why did I please my own sister? That's why your sister rode my dick
[26:10 - 26:17] instead of yours. What? No, no, I take that back. I forgot. I forgot. That wasn't your sister. That
[26:17 - 26:23] was your girlfriend that rode my dick last night, bitch. You probably can't please her, bro. That's
[26:23 - 26:29] why she rode my dick. 'Cause you ain't doing nothing for her, you fat fucking piece of shit.
[26:29 - 26:34] You ain't no businessman, nigga. You don't see y'all. This guy dude right here, this dude doesn't
[26:34 - 26:42] even know how to run business. He sucks. He's a loser. He's a fucking idiot. I told this man
[26:42 - 26:52] straight up that I would do it for an hour on my channel. That was not Skull Scatcher comedy.
[26:52 - 27:00] Oh, yes, it was, nigga. It was not though. Oh, you want Skull Scatcher comedy? Here's a joke for
[27:00 - 27:06] you, Marty. What's a lazy fat and doesn't do anything at all all day except run their mouth.
[27:06 - 27:14] Oh, wait, it's you. That's you. Who sucks at business? You. You gotta give a shout out to the
[27:14 - 27:20] ass, bro. I think you can hear you. Who's a fat, lazy, bald man? I gotta give a shout out to
[27:20 - 27:26] comedy. You can tell for the 25th. Oh, Skull Scatcher, nigga, boy. Fuck you, nigga. Yeah.
[27:26 - 27:33] Fuck you, Nick. You suck at business, bro. And you, you can bet your ass I'm gonna tell
[27:33 - 27:40] Seren. So have fun getting bitched out, fuck. Okay. Well, all right. I mean, this is
[27:40 - 27:43] degenerated rapidly.