Original upload date: August 26th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:15] and Crookmaster. Somebody's calling me named Cyraxx. Oh, really? Yeah. What you gotta say? Sure. Hang on, buddy. Hang on, buddy. Hang on. Okay. What do you want?
[0:15 - 0:43] Hey, I got your text message. It is today, man. I don't think you are. I'm fucking losing my breath. So I don't wanna fucking hear your bullshit ass live, dawg. Yeah. What is it? Dude, I don't even have a YouTube channel, so I don't even know what you're talking about.
[0:43 - 1:07] You're crazy. I asked you a simple One Direction question if Michael Hacking could produce you a DD214. Who has he produced it to? Yeah.
[1:07 - 1:36] This pussy would eat you for breakfast, little man. For breakfast. Bullshit ass burner phone. Man, that's crazy. I've had this phone number for like eight years.
[1:36 - 2:05] Look at you. Yeah. Hey, hey, listen. Hey, hey, hey, hold on. Somebody wants to talk to you real quick. Hold on. Anyway. Retard. Retard. You know, he emulates Michael Hacking. Yeah. Did he ever show you a DD214? Never. Never happened. Yeah.
[2:05 - 2:35] Yeah. Because he's fucking faking full of shit. You know, the guys, the guys, the total scammer. Yeah, I know. Come back ready. Yeah. That's what you guys say. What do you want, dude? What do you want? Trust me, I'm not. Yeah, running. Running from you. Like, who the fuck would run from your little fucking miniature Tyrannosaurus ass looking fucking ass. No, I'm not listening. Hey, hold on. Did you? Hey, listen.
[2:35 - 2:54] Hey, hey, listen to this. Hey, hold on. He's going to keep calling and calling and calling and calling. There he goes. Yeah, just fucking running along. I played this game earlier. It was hilarious. Yeah, just fucking stretch him along, dude. You know, it was all eight balls.
[2:54 - 3:24] Speaking. You say the same shit all the time, dude. Like you're not original at all. Bro, hold on. Let me, let me, hold on. Let me tell you something. See, you just, you just don't know. You don't understand. You don't get it. You don't get it. Hey,
[3:24 - 3:54] hold on. Hey, hold on. Somebody wants to talk to you. Hold on. When he calls Basque, ask him about who, ask him who AJ Vega is. Ask him who AJ Vega. Hey, tell me who AJ Vega is. Yeah. Yeah, you're my daddy. Let me tell you, bro. Let me tell you. I know. I mean, I am half retarded. I
[3:54 - 4:01] guess you are my retarded half yeah hey let me tell you something hey hey hold on let me tell you so
[4:01 - 4:08] hey somebody wants to talk to you and you'll just keep calling back over and over and over again
[4:08 - 4:19] right yeah i know i know yeah what a wife he wore it out earlier and again and again and again and
[4:19 - 4:30] again i'm his new play toy asking who aj vega who is aj vega i need to know who is who is aj vega
[4:30 - 4:37] who's aj vega answer my question ain't nobody running from your fucking gangly little ass
[4:37 - 4:43] come on dude did you think somebody's scared of your fucking four foot three ass
[4:47 - 4:54] dude be original if you're gonna try to bake if you're gonna try to break bad at least be original
[4:54 - 5:04] hey i really do have somebody that wants to talk to you hold on
[5:04 - 5:11] he's gonna call right back immediately right yeah pretty much he feels he is the upper hand
[5:11 - 5:18] yeah for sure yeah he's definitely doesn't know shit this is hilarious hey so i asked him
[5:18 - 5:26] so i asked him if if hacking ever produced the dd 214 he kept saying hey showed marty
[5:26 - 5:31] what do you want you little goblin
[5:31 - 5:40] aj vega who's aj vega answer my question
[5:41 - 5:52] dude you're the most delusional fucking idiot in the world
[5:52 - 6:02] why are you so delusional dude seriously hey hey why don't you hey hey what you need to
[6:02 - 6:09] what you need to do what you need to do is eat up hey hey hey hey hold on seriously my mom wants
[6:09 - 6:17] to talk to you it's amazing he just keeps calling back he's called right back
[6:17 - 6:29] hey for real i i hear they're making like extra large stylists you know like they used to make
[6:29 - 6:34] those big fat pencils back like when you were in elementary school so they're they have like
[6:34 - 6:41] double x stylist now double x stylist dude hold on hold on my brother wants to talk to you
[6:41 - 6:47] my brother wants to talk to you hold on why does he keep going that's immediately it's
[6:47 - 6:56] he started like you know i just had a serious question for him about hacking why i don't
[6:56 - 7:03] understand the psychology here uh he's he he thinks he has me or something i guess so i guess
[7:03 - 7:08] if you duck then it's like his turn to like all right man i'm totally running from you you got me
[7:08 - 7:15] man you totally got me you totally got me man jesus i'm running i'm scared i'm frightened
[7:15 - 7:20] like all six foot three 250 pounds of me it's just like i'm ready just to run out the door
[7:20 - 7:31] right now yeah sure you did sure you did yeah you listen dude i i would not even dream about
[7:31 - 7:37] fucking throwing hands with your fucking retarded little ass that'd be like be like fighting a child
[7:37 - 7:46] yeah dude have you seen do you realize what you look like do you realize what you look like
[7:46 - 7:50] hold on my sister wants to talk to you hold on hold on my sister wants to talk to you
[7:50 - 7:56] i wonder who's on his mind when like he gets the disconnection i don't know
[7:58 - 8:02] i don't get it but it works i don't know how many times that is that's crazy
[8:02 - 8:07] hey seriously my my cousin wants it my cousin wants to talk to you
[8:07 - 8:13] he'll call right back
[8:13 - 8:19] hey for real my grandma's here she wants to talk to you
[8:27 - 8:30] my leg's gonna come out just gonna be like who the fuck is calling you
[8:30 - 8:35] seriously tell me tell me what's on your mind bud for real
[8:35 - 8:45] sweet did you just flush yourself down the toilet
[8:51 - 8:59] oh my god did you flush yourself down the toilet i don't know what that was wow that
[8:59 - 9:05] sounded like that original scream that he did that that uh chester bettington scream
[9:05 - 9:15] yeah i would agree like this is how he resolves his disputes by just like screaming literally
[9:15 - 9:20] screaming at people wow he's god that was that was probably like top 10 most intelligent
[9:20 - 9:27] conversations i've ever had hey hey no no no nigga boy shut the fuck up nigga boy yeah
[9:27 - 9:31] what do you think i'm scared of you you think you you think i will i won't fight you
[9:31 - 9:39] i beat people off my face fuck boy yeah this fucking guy man i don't know what it is about
[9:39 - 9:44] like hey my sister wants to talk to you here hang on like it compels him to call back immediately
[9:44 - 9:50] i'm gonna call him back now oh 11 times he called 11 11 times
[9:50 - 9:58] that's pretty remarkable i gotta say yeah what you want fuck boy
[10:06 - 10:16] oh he's done now maybe i'm gonna text him and tell him that you made 400 bucks off of his videos
[10:16 - 10:24] today hey did you listen hey i was just watching marty and you you know you know that he made
[10:24 - 10:37] 400 off of your videos today so we still pissed you know for a guy like who uh is so unmotivated
[10:37 - 10:46] by money like money seems to really agitate him early yeah definitely um oh fuck
[10:51 - 10:56] so so you realize you're harassing me right you realize you're harassing me right
[10:56 - 11:05] let's hear it let's hear it tough guy let's hear it tough guy let's hear it tough guy
[11:05 - 11:14] let's hear it tough guy come on tough guy break down
[11:16 - 11:21] hey do me a favor play your guitar for me play your play your guitar and tell
[11:21 - 11:26] me more about musical theory on the piano because that was that was pure genius
[11:26 - 11:33] okay oh no you mean man to mongoloid
[11:33 - 11:39] man to say man the mongoloid and i'll answer you
[11:41 - 11:49] there is i'm not speaking to a man i'm speaking to a fucking halfwit i'm speaking to a halfwit
[11:49 - 11:59] a halfwit yeah okay good you admitted it all right now no no you are not smart dude
[11:59 - 12:02] my dog is smarter than you and he licks his ass
[12:04 - 12:12] yeah okay sure he did you you made it past some special schooling at 21 years old
[12:12 - 12:25] save man to mongoloid i want you to say man the mongoloid say it that doesn't confront me dude
[12:25 - 12:31] because you ain't shit you ain't getting no rise out of me you little fucking tick turd
[12:34 - 12:39] is this supposed to hurt my feelings syrax come on buddy yeah
[12:39 - 12:52] markus marty is one awesome fucking dude man like he's awesome he gives me hours of enjoyment
[12:52 - 12:59] yeah it's dude are you kidding me i stumbled across this shit months ago and i i've wasted
[12:59 - 13:09] so much glorious time watching your dumb ass on youtube how am i ruining you called me 11 times
[13:09 - 13:18] you fucking mongoloid you should call if you want to call and chat like randomly throughout the day
[13:18 - 13:23] when when i'm just like slaying it and making tons of money you know that's that that helps
[13:23 - 13:29] break the monotony for me and i can talk over you all day just because you're not intelligent
[13:29 - 13:36] you you you squeak like a fucking like a like a 15 year old dying chihuahua hey why don't you do
[13:36 - 13:43] that chester bennington scream for me hey hey why don't you do that chester bennington scream for me
[13:43 - 13:49] hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you hey you want to meet at the lake hey hey hey hey
[13:49 - 13:59] tyler hey tyler hey tyler yeah hey hey you you want to meet at the lake you want to meet at the
[13:59 - 14:05] lake you want to meet at the lake hmm you you and michael want to meet at the lake
[14:05 - 14:13] hey you want to take a real short you want to dirt dirt dirt come on dude you can't even
[14:13 - 14:21] talk right man seriously this isn't even fun hey seriously i got a couple guinea pigs and they
[14:21 - 14:27] want to talk to you hold on hold on yeah seriously everybody's everybody's seeing that
[14:27 - 14:33] little scab filled fucking little penis you call a dick seriously here's my dog
[14:36 - 14:47] he'll call right back he'll call back 13 times that fucker call me hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
[14:47 - 14:56] tyler hey hey i think i honestly deep down inside think i really think he lives for this
[14:56 - 15:03] shit i really do he he has to he has to there's there's no way like he all he has to do is just
[15:03 - 15:12] disconnect but he comes back like he comes back for more he comes back 15 times 16 here he goes
[15:12 - 15:17] seriously i want you to tell me about this book man
[15:17 - 15:32] listen so marty marty hired me to keep an eye on you marty hired me to keep an eye on you
[15:32 - 15:38] you felt threatened i mean you you've sent some videos you said some things
[15:38 - 15:48] no marty's not a troll
[15:48 - 15:52] he's not a troll
[15:52 - 16:02] have you seen the shit that you've said on youtube have you seen the shit that's been recorded
[16:02 - 16:09] have you seen what you've done on a live feed pulling on your fucking little tiny pecker like
[16:09 - 16:16] you do sticking a stylist up your ass come on man like who takes you seriously
[16:16 - 16:27] do me a favor spell spell peon yeah come on you can't spell peon you know it
[16:30 - 16:33] hey well why don't you stop working for marty man i mean
[16:33 - 16:38] because you pay because listen i'll tell you why listen listen i'll tell you why
[16:38 - 16:46] no no no no i'm not no no no i'm not no i'm not no i'm not no i'm not no i'm not no i'm not
[16:46 - 16:54] no no no i'm not i swear this is like talking this is like talking to my neighbor's retarded cat
[16:58 - 17:00] god you just regurgitate everything people say
[17:00 - 17:11] yeah i know oh yeah oh yeah just like that one time where they where they showed up to your house
[17:11 - 17:16] and with guns blazing they yeah guns you mean you mean the time that they showed up to your
[17:16 - 17:25] house with flashlights blazing oh man okay what what would i do to you
[17:25 - 17:32] what what what what what what would i get out of beating up a little retarded kid
[17:32 - 17:43] seriously just hide anyways dude all you're gonna do is hide in your moldy ass basement
[17:43 - 17:49] behind your behind sally you're just gonna and then you're gonna call the cops you dude
[17:49 - 17:57] yeah you sure could you're scary dude i'm telling you if people didn't know what you actually look
[17:57 - 18:06] like right yeah yeah if people didn't actually know what you really looked like what you
[18:06 - 18:16] really look like you would you would actually sound tough yeah do you ever leave your house
[18:16 - 18:28] dude you never leave your house no you don't no you don't you don't leave your house you're not
[18:28 - 18:34] even smart enough to insult anybody dude what are you talking about listen listen six times seven
[18:34 - 18:42] six times seven six times seven it's called you don't know your fucking time stables you muggleoid
[18:42 - 18:50] all right level with me let's hear it man come on hey i want you to spit some really really
[18:50 - 18:56] intelligent shit look this is your time this is your platform just spit it spit it spit it let's
[18:56 - 19:03] hear it here's the thing man listen listen we can we can we can we can we can we can we can we can
[19:03 - 19:12] yeah we taught him let's think what's up sirex
[19:12 - 19:18] hey sirex thanks for the dough dude
[19:18 - 19:24] yeah i think i think he's doing a good job keeping you in check you retard
[19:25 - 19:32] god damn which one we're not gonna do shit you're a midget fag you're a midget fag retard
[19:32 - 19:40] hey you you know it hey so so sirex but so we were we were looking at you the other day right
[19:40 - 19:49] yeah yeah and we were both thinking oh you poor guy oh man now now he's really upset
[19:50 - 19:57] did he hang up yeah yeah so so my wife we were checking i showed my wife right she was just
[19:57 - 20:03] like what the fuck is that what did she think of all these uh you doesn't understand that right
[20:03 - 20:09] no uh yeah i just i i take this is my little time away from the family right so uh so i
[20:09 - 20:13] showed her the other night and she was she was looking at him she was like wow that must have
[20:13 - 20:20] been an easy birth yeah because the motherfucker is just like his head and then they're like side
[20:20 - 20:29] you know so it's it's hilarious it's you realize so this motherfucker called me and i'm i'm i'm in
[20:29 - 20:37] seattle right so i'm on the west coast whatever um he started calling me and i guess his i guess
[20:37 - 20:43] acran's uh what that's eastern standard time i believe i believe so yeah yeah so this little
[20:43 - 20:50] this little fucking mongoloid started calling me at like i got the first call from him at
[20:50 - 21:00] 4 45 this morning my time oh wow he called me eight times in a row
[21:00 - 21:09] and i just clicked it and then i'd send him a text and then he would call back and you know
[21:09 - 21:10] You know, 'cause I was like, "Fuck this, I'm sleepin'."
[21:10 - 21:13] I ain't gonna talk to this fuckin' retard this early in the morning.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3376' on August 17th, 2024
