Cyrax and Sally Calls to Marty 2022-1-27

[0:00 - 0:04] Can you let me play this call, let me pack my bags and hit the road here.
[0:04 - 0:10] He's going to yell at me from the attic window probably, probably.
[0:10 - 0:12] Whoa, whoa, whoa, if it isn't Cyraxx.
[0:12 - 0:15] What the fuck do you want, you old piece of trash?
[0:15 - 0:18] Well, Cyraxx, I'd like to meet up with you.
[0:18 - 0:22] Yeah, no, dude. You're a fucking slob ass pig.
[0:22 - 0:25] And bro, let's be fucking honest.
[0:25 - 0:29] You and your little friends ain't nothing but a motherfucking joke, dude.
[0:29 - 0:30] That's all you're trying to do.
[0:30 - 0:32] So he denies it at first, right?
[0:32 - 0:35] No, he says no. He changes his tune.
[0:35 - 0:37] It's just you and my wife.
[0:37 - 0:39] Well, guess what, nigger boy.
[0:39 - 0:44] No, you can suck my dick. You old ass, old fucking pig.
[0:44 - 0:45] I'm going to be passing through Akron.
[0:45 - 0:49] Shut the fuck up, nigger boy. You're a little bitch.
[0:49 - 0:53] Cyraxx, I'm going to be passing through Akron.
[0:53 - 0:55] You need to get a life, old man.
[0:55 - 0:56] Why don't we meet up?
[0:56 - 1:02] Why don't you shut your goddamn face for knocking goddamn teeth at you for your pussy ass motherfucker.
[1:02 - 1:03] What are you afraid of?
[1:03 - 1:05] You're not voting, old fat ass.
[1:05 - 1:08] You're too damn scared to go knocking my door.
[1:08 - 1:10] Because you know I'll knock your fat ass out.
[1:10 - 1:11] How about little mics?
[1:11 - 1:14] Don't trust and believe you, little bitch, boy.
[1:14 - 1:17] Just show up here. You're getting your ass knocked out.
[1:17 - 1:18] How about little mics, Cyraxx?
[1:18 - 1:19] I don't follow you.
[1:19 - 1:21] I stay the fuck away.
[1:21 - 1:22] Why?
[1:22 - 1:24] Because you show up here, I'm beating your goddamn ass.
[1:24 - 1:25] How about little mics, Cyraxx?
[1:25 - 1:27] No, you little shit.
[1:27 - 1:29] You need to quit acting like you're a bad ass.
[1:29 - 1:33] And he always talks about, you know, how about I go up there and beat your fucking ass.
[1:33 - 1:37] I'm willing to make all of the trip except for a half mile.
[1:37 - 1:44] You would think that that would be a pretty nice break for him if he actually intended on going anywhere, right?
[1:44 - 1:46] It's fair. It's more than fair.
[1:46 - 1:48] Yeah, you won't do it.
[1:48 - 1:49] Nope.
[1:49 - 1:51] So, I mean, if he doesn't want to go to little mics, that's fine.
[1:51 - 1:54] I'll be at his intersection between Lloyd and whatever.
[1:54 - 1:57] Because you ain't shit, you pussy-ass fuck bag.
[1:57 - 1:58] Cyraxx, let's meet up with little mics.
[1:58 - 1:59] No, shut up, nigger boy.
[1:59 - 2:00] What are you afraid of?
[2:00 - 2:02] Shut up, you worthless fucking idiot.
[2:02 - 2:03] I can be there tonight.
[2:03 - 2:04] Oh, you.
[2:04 - 2:06] No, you make your ancestors look like shit.
[2:06 - 2:07] Cyraxx.
[2:07 - 2:08] You say you're a good you.
[2:08 - 2:09] You ain't shit, bro.
[2:09 - 2:10] I never said that.
[2:10 - 2:11] You're an embarrassment.
[2:11 - 2:12] I never said that.
[2:12 - 2:13] You're an embarrassment.
[2:13 - 2:14] No, shut up.
[2:14 - 2:17] You're an embarrassment, you piece of trash.
[2:17 - 2:18] Cyraxx.
[2:18 - 2:19] You're an embarrassment.
[2:19 - 2:20] No, shut up.
[2:20 - 2:22] You don't get the right to talk.
[2:22 - 2:25] Because you have done nothing to victimize me
[2:25 - 2:27] for the last two years.
[2:27 - 2:29] And it needs to stop, bro.
[2:29 - 2:32] When are you going to grow up and get a goddamn life
[2:32 - 2:36] and realize that you're too old for this shit, bro?
[2:36 - 2:37] Cyraxx.
[2:37 - 2:38] You say you're an asshole.
[2:38 - 2:40] But you act like a goddamn five-year-old, bro.
[2:40 - 2:42] Cyraxx, you say you're going to keep my teeth on my throat.
[2:42 - 2:43] No, shut up.
[2:43 - 2:44] Shut up.
[2:44 - 2:46] You act like a goddamn five-year-old, bro.
[2:46 - 2:47] Cyraxx.
[2:47 - 2:48] You've done nothing.
[2:48 - 2:49] No, shut up, badass.
[2:49 - 2:50] I can mean you a little much.
[2:50 - 2:51] Shut the fuck up.
[2:51 - 2:53] You don't have the right to speak.
[2:53 - 2:54] You do not get to speak.
[2:54 - 2:55] Why won't you meet up with me?
[2:55 - 2:56] I know.
[2:56 - 2:57] Shut up, badass.
[2:57 - 2:59] Shut up.
[2:59 - 3:00] You do not own me.
[3:00 - 3:01] Cyraxx, let me know.
[3:01 - 3:02] You piece of shit.
[3:02 - 3:03] You might.
[3:03 - 3:04] Did you do?
[3:04 - 3:05] Let's meet up.
[3:05 - 3:08] I'm going to check for you murdering little bitch-ass fuck boy.
[3:08 - 3:09] How about we meet up a little bit?
[3:09 - 3:11] You don't own me, badass.
[3:11 - 3:12] How far are you from Little Mike?
[3:12 - 3:14] It's like a half mile?
[3:14 - 3:16] You ain't showing up here, bro.
[3:16 - 3:18] You're showing up at doorstep.
[3:18 - 3:20] I'm knocking your ass out.
[3:20 - 3:23] If we meet up at Little Mike's, you can knock me out there, right?
[3:23 - 3:24] No, bro.
[3:24 - 3:26] You're either going to show up here at my house
[3:26 - 3:27] or I'm knocking your ass out.
[3:27 - 3:28] Cyraxx, you're always saving me.
[3:28 - 3:29] Bro, then, no.
[3:29 - 3:32] Show up at my house or don't show up at all.
[3:32 - 3:33] Sorry, Maxx.
[3:33 - 3:34] No, no.
[3:34 - 3:37] Show up at my house or don't show up at all, badass.
[3:37 - 3:38] All right, will you meet me outside?
[3:38 - 3:39] You're scared.
[3:39 - 3:40] Will you meet me outside?
[3:40 - 3:41] You're scared.
[3:41 - 3:42] Will you meet me outside?
[3:42 - 3:43] No, you're scared.
[3:43 - 3:44] That's why you won't show up at my house.
[3:44 - 3:45] Will you meet me outside?
[3:45 - 3:46] You're a pussy.
[3:46 - 3:49] Will you meet me outside, Cyraxx?
[3:49 - 3:50] What's she saying?
[3:50 - 3:52] I'm going to unplug the internet.
[3:52 - 3:55] I told her I was there.
[3:55 - 3:56] Yeah, yeah.
[3:56 - 3:59] No, yeah, it's definitely an invitation.
[3:59 - 4:03] Will you guys go to my house, badass, or don't bother?
[4:03 - 4:06] Will you meet me at the curb?
[4:06 - 4:09] Damn, when was this call?
[4:09 - 4:13] It was about, like, 20 minutes ago.
[4:13 - 4:17] Like I said, you fucking coward.
[4:17 - 4:19] Cyraxx, I'm driving 300 miles.
[4:19 - 4:20] Oh, shut up, coward.
[4:20 - 4:21] I'm driving 300 miles.
[4:21 - 4:22] Shut up.
[4:22 - 4:23] You can walk out.
[4:23 - 4:24] Shut up.
[4:24 - 4:25] You can't walk a half mile.
[4:25 - 4:26] Shut up.
[4:26 - 4:27] You can't walk a half mile, Cyraxx.
[4:27 - 4:32] Is your show to my house so I can knock your ass out there or don't bother showing up at all?
[4:32 - 4:34] Cyraxx, will you meet me on the curb?
[4:34 - 4:36] Shut up.
[4:36 - 4:37] Will you meet me outside?
[4:37 - 4:41] Either show up at my house or don't even fucking bother.
[4:41 - 4:43] Cyraxx, will you meet me on the curb?
[4:43 - 4:44] Shut up.
[4:44 - 4:46] You are a bitch, a coward.
[4:46 - 4:47] Cyraxx, then meet me outside.
[4:47 - 4:48] Oh, no.
[4:48 - 4:49] Shut up, badass.
[4:49 - 4:50] You won't meet me outside.
[4:50 - 4:51] You're a bitch.
[4:51 - 4:52] Hey, coward-ass fucker.
[4:52 - 4:54] You're afraid to meet me a little nice.
[4:54 - 4:55] Shut up.
[4:55 - 4:56] You're afraid.
[4:56 - 4:59] Either show up at my house or don't show up at all.
[4:59 - 5:00] You're afraid.
[5:00 - 5:01] Got it.
[5:01 - 5:02] You're afraid, Cyraxx.
[5:02 - 5:07] Oh, the house phone.
[5:07 - 5:12] Hello.
[5:12 - 5:13] Hello, Sally.
[5:13 - 5:14] How are you doing today?
[5:14 - 5:15] Who's this?
[5:15 - 5:17] It's Cyraxx's friend, Martin.
[5:17 - 5:22] Okay.
[5:22 - 5:23] All right.
[5:23 - 5:26] Yeah, it seems your grandson has been having a lot of issues
[5:26 - 5:28] with me lately.
[5:28 - 5:31] I've been trying to ignore him, but he's really just causing
[5:31 - 5:34] quite a ruckus and making all these threats.
[5:34 - 5:39] You know, one way or another, I'd like to resolve this.
[5:39 - 5:43] (inaudible)
[5:43 - 5:44] Okay.
[5:44 - 5:47] He's threatening me in a constant basis.
[5:47 - 5:48] Shut up.
[5:48 - 5:50] Don't show up, badass.
[5:50 - 5:51] All right.
[5:51 - 5:52] So, listen.
[5:52 - 6:00] I'm ready for you.
[6:00 - 6:01] Okay, in front of your house.
[6:01 - 6:04] Go up at my house or don't show up at all.
[6:04 - 6:06] Okay, I'm not going to step in the property.
[6:06 - 6:09] I look ready to get your ass beat, badass.
[6:09 - 6:12] I hope you're ready because I am.
[6:12 - 6:13] All right.
[6:13 - 6:14] Take more.
[6:14 - 6:15] How's the four hour zone?
[6:15 - 6:16] How's my house?
[6:16 - 6:22] It keeps breaking up, his internet connection there.
[6:22 - 6:23] Hello?
[6:23 - 6:26] You want to be on the streets of my house yet, badass?
[6:26 - 6:28] No, I'll be there in about four hours.
[6:28 - 6:29] No, motherfucker.
[6:29 - 6:33] Either you show up right the fuck now to my house,
[6:33 - 6:36] or I'm fucking coming there and I'm beating your ass.
[6:36 - 6:40] So either show up here or don't show up at all.
[6:40 - 6:41] All right, so meet me at little mics.
[6:41 - 6:44] No, fuck little mics.
[6:44 - 6:49] Meet me here at my house or don't show up at all.
[6:49 - 6:50] Sorry, I'm traveling.
[6:50 - 6:53] No, show up at my house or don't show up at all,
[6:53 - 6:55] you fucking coward.
[6:55 - 6:56] You're a coward.
[6:56 - 6:57] I'm a coward.
[6:57 - 6:58] A coward.
[6:58 - 7:00] Sorry, last time I showed up there.
[7:00 - 7:01] Shut up.
[7:01 - 7:02] You hit your attic.
[7:02 - 7:03] Shut up.
[7:03 - 7:04] You know that you--
[7:04 - 7:05] Shut up.
[7:05 - 7:06] You begged for mercy.
[7:06 - 7:08] Shut up, bitch.
[7:08 - 7:12] Either show up at my house or don't bother, show up at all.
[7:12 - 7:13] Shut up, me.
[7:13 - 7:14] I'll do it again.
[7:14 - 7:17] Show up at my house or don't show up at all,
[7:17 - 7:18] you fucking coward.
[7:18 - 7:19] All right, sorry.
[7:19 - 7:20] Here's the deal.
[7:20 - 7:21] Shut up.
[7:21 - 7:24] Either show up at my house or don't show up at all.
[7:24 - 7:25] Sorry, separate.
[7:25 - 7:26] I ain't running.
[7:26 - 7:28] Not this time.
[7:28 - 7:32] You'll get-- it's a pretty big admission there, not this time.
[7:32 - 7:33] Right?
[7:33 - 7:35] Yep.
[7:35 - 7:40] Definitely, to me, indicates that he ran last time.
[7:40 - 7:44] But I guess this time will be different, right?
[7:44 - 7:45] Absolutely.
[7:45 - 7:47] Yeah, we shall see.
[7:47 - 7:49] Or don't bother, show up at all.
[7:49 - 7:51] You know what you did last time.
[7:51 - 7:54] Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up?
[7:54 - 7:56] I ain't running from shit.
[7:56 - 7:58] You overweight fat fucking bitch.
[7:58 - 7:59] You did last time, sir.
[7:59 - 8:01] You're watching--
[8:01 - 8:06] Keep it coming out here.
[8:06 - 8:10] Fat ass, come make more excuses like the little bitch.
[8:10 - 8:11] Excuses?
[8:11 - 8:15] What's the matter, fat overweight slob?
[8:15 - 8:19] You come to make more excuses as to why you won't show up to my house--
[8:19 - 8:21] Sorry, I'm trying to arrange a time--
[8:21 - 8:22] That's all you are.
[8:22 - 8:24] You're a bitch, a coward.
[8:24 - 8:25] I'm trying to arrange a time--
[8:25 - 8:27] You do nothing but ruin lives, bro.
[8:27 - 8:29] And we all know you did kill Jamie.
[8:29 - 8:31] You fat, overweight bitch.
[8:31 - 8:33] You're a murderer.
[8:33 - 8:35] You killed a fucking prostitute.
[8:35 - 8:37] And you killed your ice cold friend.
[8:37 - 8:39] You fucking murdering little bitch.
[8:39 - 8:40] What evidence do you use?
[8:40 - 8:44] So like, you don't show a goddamn sore in your neck and decapitate your ass.
[8:44 - 8:48] Because honestly, bro, all the death threats that you've done to me--
[8:48 - 8:49] I've never made a death threat.
[8:49 - 8:50] All the death threats that you've done to my family--
[8:50 - 8:51] I've never made a death threat.
[8:51 - 8:52] They extorted me.
[8:52 - 8:53] No, shut up.
[8:53 - 8:55] Extorted me to victimize the me.
[8:55 - 8:58] You deserve to have your ass beat.
[8:58 - 9:00] You deserve to have knocked the fuck out.
[9:00 - 9:01] I'm so sorry.
[9:01 - 9:02] So either show up in my house--
[9:02 - 9:04] Oh, it's calling me right now.
[9:04 - 9:05] All right.
[9:05 - 9:06] Wow.
[9:06 - 9:07] Hey, Syrax.
[9:07 - 9:09] Syrax.
[9:09 - 9:11] All I got to say to you, Marty, is one thing.
[9:11 - 9:12] Yeah?
[9:12 - 9:13] You better listen real good.
[9:13 - 9:15] Okay.
[9:15 - 9:19] You ain't pulling no motherfucking dirty ass tricks.
[9:19 - 9:20] No.
[9:20 - 9:21] Not me.
[9:21 - 9:22] Yeah.
[9:22 - 9:23] No fucking none of that shit.
[9:23 - 9:24] No, you're going to be--
[9:24 - 9:25] No, you're not.
[9:25 - 9:26] You're going to be the intersection.
[9:26 - 9:30] Being you, man to man, man to man, man to man, man to man, man to man.
[9:30 - 9:32] No, Syrax, we're going to do it at the intersection.
[9:32 - 9:36] All I got to say to you is I hope you're ready to get your ass handed to you.
[9:36 - 9:38] Because that's exactly what's going to happen.
[9:38 - 9:39] We're doing it at the corner of yourself.
[9:39 - 9:40] So I hope you're ready to get your ass beat--
[9:40 - 9:42] Sorry, we're going to do it at the corner of your street.
[9:42 - 9:43] --by someone's corner of yourself.
[9:43 - 9:44] We're going to do it at the corner of your street.
[9:44 - 9:45] Because this came on.
[9:45 - 9:46] We're going to do it at the corner of your street.
[9:46 - 9:48] And don't make excuses, bro, because as Syrax said,
[9:48 - 9:50] that's an excuse for you.
[9:50 - 9:51] That's your way of making excuses.
[9:51 - 9:54] You're going to be me at your corner, Syrax.
[9:54 - 9:56] Nope, you're going to be me right in front of my house.
[9:56 - 9:58] What do you mean, though?
[9:58 - 9:59] Come on, motherfucker.
[9:59 - 10:00] What's that?
[10:00 - 10:03] Are you afraid to fight a real motherfucker in the streets?
[10:03 - 10:05] In the streets?
[10:05 - 10:06] In the streets, Syrax.
[10:06 - 10:07] Motherfucker is right from the streets.
[10:07 - 10:08] In the streets?
[10:08 - 10:09] You are still a spoon-fed little thing.
[10:09 - 10:11] In the streets, Syrax, not in your house.
[10:11 - 10:15] Hey, how is your dad feeling to find out that his little rich son
[10:15 - 10:18] got his ass kicked by somebody who's lesser than him?
[10:18 - 10:19] How do you feel?
[10:19 - 10:21] Are you lesser than me?
[10:21 - 10:22] And yo, burger boy.
[10:22 - 10:23] Are you lesser than me?
[10:23 - 10:24] Hey, burger boy.
[10:24 - 10:28] I hold you fucking last year in the shitload with Marty,
[10:28 - 10:29] because--
[10:29 - 10:30] Wait, wait, wait.
[10:30 - 10:31] What does that even mean?
[10:31 - 10:32] I don't know.
[10:32 - 10:34] I don't know what you got.
[10:34 - 10:35] I don't know what you left.
[10:35 - 10:36] What?
[10:36 - 10:38] So all I've got to say is I hope you're ready to get your fucking ass
[10:38 - 10:40] beat by someone shorter than me.
[10:40 - 10:41] I'll get it already, pal.
[10:41 - 10:42] I'll meet you immediately.
[10:42 - 10:44] And burger boy, if I were you,
[10:44 - 10:47] I'd have to be a little motherfucker going on about now.
[10:47 - 10:50] I don't know what this fucker laughing is going to fuck.
[10:50 - 10:53] [LAUGHTER]
[10:53 - 10:54] Don't believe me.
[10:54 - 10:55] I won't show up here with him.
[10:55 - 10:56] [INTERPOSING VOICES]
[10:56 - 10:57] I'll be right there, brother.
[10:57 - 10:59] I don't think you understand how it works, [INAUDIBLE]
[10:59 - 11:01] I got to go buy some weed shit a little bit.
[11:01 - 11:04] You won't understand how it works, apparently.
[11:04 - 11:06] Because you're a chicken shit.
[11:06 - 11:09] We ain't doing this on your terms, motherfucker.
[11:09 - 11:11] We didn't buy your terms for the last few years.
[11:11 - 11:14] Now we're doing shit on my motherfucker's terms.
[11:14 - 11:15] Sorry, I went to your house.
[11:15 - 11:17] We ain't doing this on your terms, motherfucker.
[11:17 - 11:18] You hid in your attic.
[11:18 - 11:22] Either show up to my house in the streets or don't bother showing up.
[11:22 - 11:24] Because you don't show up.
[11:24 - 11:27] The whole world will know that you're a [INAUDIBLE]
[11:27 - 11:29] And I don't think you want to be known as a cowboy.
[11:29 - 11:30] None of us would be, sorry.
[11:30 - 11:33] So either show up and meet me in the streets or you're asked.
[11:33 - 11:37] Deal.
[11:37 - 11:38] Excellent.
[11:38 - 11:41] So it sounds like we have an understanding.
[11:41 - 11:42] Excellent.
[11:42 - 11:44] Well, I'm going to pack my shit up here.
[11:44 - 11:46] It should be there in about four hours or so.