Original upload date: February 16th, 2023 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:02] All right, let me take a poll here.
[0:02 - 0:05] Who wants to hear from Candlesmote?
[0:05 - 0:08] You know what I do?
[0:08 - 0:12] Peaceful Bucky?
[0:12 - 0:13] Hi there.
[0:13 - 0:17] I'm actually here for a very peaceful talk,
[0:17 - 0:20] and I'm not here for any drama, Marty.
[0:20 - 0:20] OK.
[0:20 - 0:21] Yeah, I'm sorry.
[0:21 - 0:23] I was trying to be friends with Sarex the time,
[0:23 - 0:25] and I know he doesn't like you.
[0:25 - 0:27] It's OK.
[0:27 - 0:27] OK.
[0:27 - 0:29] So what's up?
[0:29 - 0:33] Honestly, there's no big deal or anything.
[0:33 - 0:36] I do want to apologize for my outburst last time.
[0:36 - 0:38] No, I didn't do it long at the time,
[0:38 - 0:42] and I shouldn't have blown off on you, Marty.
[0:42 - 0:45] I provoked you, and I deserved it.
[0:45 - 0:48] Either way, if anyone asks me, apologizes to me.
[0:48 - 0:51] So I'd like to say I'm sorry as well.
[0:51 - 0:53] Because honestly, when my dad died,
[0:53 - 0:55] it kind of fucked me up in the head.
[0:55 - 0:57] Hang a lie.
[0:57 - 0:58] Yeah.
[0:58 - 1:01] Especially the way he died, it really hurt.
[1:01 - 1:04] I thought he really didn't love me or anything
[1:04 - 1:07] when I was a kid, so.
[1:07 - 1:10] It's been a love-hate relationship with my dad
[1:10 - 1:12] ever since I was little.
[1:12 - 1:14] And I come to find out it's actually
[1:14 - 1:18] my adopted mother that's really the problem, not him.
[1:18 - 1:20] I actually started looking back on things
[1:20 - 1:24] that my dad did, or I should say my adopted dad,
[1:24 - 1:27] but either way, he's my dad.
[1:27 - 1:30] He did a lot of things for me.
[1:30 - 1:35] He loved me, surprisingly, because the last words
[1:35 - 1:39] that my dad gave me as he passed away
[1:39 - 1:44] that kind of fucked me up in the head was, I love you.
[1:44 - 1:46] I've never thought I'd hear those three words
[1:46 - 1:48] come out of his mouth, honestly.
[1:48 - 1:50] I really didn't.
[1:50 - 1:55] Well, I'm glad that you were able to hear those words,
[1:55 - 1:59] even if you lost him.
[1:59 - 2:01] I'm glad that you got to tell you how he felt
[2:01 - 2:03] with his final breaths, or?
[2:03 - 2:06] Yeah.
[2:06 - 2:07] But here's the thing, Marty.
[2:07 - 2:12] I'm just trying to squash things with Chance,
[2:12 - 2:14] but it seems like he's just too stubborn.
[2:17 - 2:20] He keeps saying that I'm trying to start drama
[2:20 - 2:21] and all this crap.
[2:21 - 2:27] And honestly, just because my dad, for real,
[2:27 - 2:31] it hurt me so bad that I'm ready to just stop
[2:31 - 2:33] all the fighting, for real.
[2:33 - 2:39] Well, he is like a deranged psychopathic pedophile,
[2:39 - 2:41] and he's just not somebody who can be reasoned with.
[2:41 - 2:45] Well, he used to be, long before all this trolling
[2:45 - 2:48] and everything that happened to him.
[2:48 - 2:50] Well, was that when he was threatening to jerk off
[2:50 - 2:52] to kids over video chats?
[2:52 - 2:54] No, this was long before that.
[2:54 - 2:56] It was long before that.
[2:56 - 2:59] So he's been at least a murderous psychopath
[2:59 - 3:03] for at least seven years, eight years?
[3:03 - 3:07] Well, he has his disabilities, and I'm not
[3:07 - 3:09] going to bash on the poor guy.
[3:09 - 3:15] He seems to have his issues, which every human being
[3:15 - 3:16] has their issues.
[3:16 - 3:19] I'll admit, I got issues.
[3:19 - 3:20] I got daddy issues.
[3:20 - 3:23] So basically, he's like a rebarter.
[3:23 - 3:25] No, I don't use that word.
[3:25 - 3:32] He is a very mentally disabled and very challenged young man.
[3:32 - 3:36] So he's like a slowpoke?
[3:36 - 3:38] No.
[3:38 - 3:41] OK, what would you call him?
[3:41 - 3:45] This is a terminology I would use for chance.
[3:45 - 3:49] A very misunderstood and very heated person
[3:49 - 3:53] for his own actions that he may or may not
[3:53 - 3:55] be able to comprehend due to the fact
[3:55 - 4:01] that his disability doesn't let him understand right from wrong.
[4:01 - 4:08] I mean, it's fair to say that he's intellectually stunted.
[4:08 - 4:10] He has his issues.
[4:10 - 4:12] I'm not bashing on the poor guy.
[4:12 - 4:13] Probably not.
[4:17 - 4:20] Did you see him eat his own cum recently?
[4:20 - 4:23] No, that's disgusting, first of all.
[4:23 - 4:24] Please don't eat barf.
[4:24 - 4:27] Yeah.
[4:27 - 4:31] I'm not into this whole drama thing, Marty.
[4:31 - 4:32] Sure.
[4:32 - 4:36] I mean, to be honest, I'm about to be older
[4:36 - 4:38] than I've been telling everybody.
[4:38 - 4:40] But either way, it doesn't matter.
[4:40 - 4:42] My truth doesn't matter.
[4:42 - 4:46] Everyone is always older than they're telling people they are
[4:46 - 4:48] because that's just the way it works.
[4:48 - 4:51] Normally, I actually got a hold of my birth certificate
[4:51 - 4:53] in my actual birthday.
[4:53 - 4:58] So I was adopted, and I just finally got my whole paperwork
[4:58 - 5:00] settled.
[5:00 - 5:01] Yeah.
[5:01 - 5:06] So you're willing to ease to forgive somebody
[5:06 - 5:09] who jacks off the kids and say that he's going to hurt kids?
[5:09 - 5:12] He's even saying that he's going to murder kids recently.
[5:12 - 5:15] No, I don't forgive him, Marty.
[5:15 - 5:21] It's the fact of I'm asking for a simple truth such as to leave
[5:21 - 5:22] me out of it.
[5:22 - 5:26] You know, like, I'm not, I don't know.
[5:26 - 5:28] So if you kind of were out of it,
[5:28 - 5:30] and you're kind of like inserting yourself into it,
[5:30 - 5:33] if you want to be out of it, I would.
[5:33 - 5:37] No, Marty, you're not understanding at all.
[5:37 - 5:37] I'm trying to.
[5:37 - 5:40] I'm trying to.
[5:40 - 5:42] Marty, how old are you?
[5:42 - 5:44] I'm 36.
[5:44 - 5:46] Wow.
[5:46 - 5:50] And this is what you do for fun?
[5:50 - 5:54] Yeah, I didn't come.
[5:54 - 5:57] Marty, let me put it to you nicely.
[5:57 - 6:00] I made a two hour video.
[6:00 - 6:01] Yeah.
[6:01 - 6:06] While either drunk and high, I don't know.
[6:06 - 6:10] I was tired, extremely depressed.
[6:10 - 6:11] Yeah.
[6:11 - 6:14] And hiding the fact that I've been,
[6:14 - 6:18] I was an actual piece of shit, Mel and Dad.
[6:18 - 6:20] Yeah, I mean, I hope you don't take this the wrong way,
[6:20 - 6:26] but like taking like life advice from somebody who
[6:26 - 6:27] identifies as a werewolf and sleeps.
[6:27 - 6:30] I am not a fucking werewolf, first of all, Marty.
[6:30 - 6:37] I'm a guy who's very, very used to identify as a werewolf.
[6:37 - 6:40] I used to identify as a furry.
[6:40 - 6:41] Thank you.
[6:41 - 6:44] And you steal from Walmart, right?
[6:44 - 6:46] I believe that you steal from Walmart.
[6:46 - 6:47] Huh?
[6:47 - 6:50] I think you got picked up for stealing
[6:50 - 6:52] from Walmart or Walgreens or something.
[6:52 - 6:55] When?
[6:55 - 6:58] So you've had multiple warrants.
[6:58 - 7:00] Like what were your warrants for?
[7:00 - 7:03] You really want to know what my warrants were for?
[7:03 - 7:05] Yeah.
[7:05 - 7:06] I'm not ashamed of it at this point
[7:06 - 7:09] because I've got a lawyer to deal with it.
[7:09 - 7:10] OK.
[7:10 - 7:12] The warrants, believe it or not, were mostly
[7:12 - 7:15] from my ex-girlfriend because she lied and said
[7:15 - 7:17] I choked her in all this crap.
[7:17 - 7:18] I can't even walk, Marty.
[7:18 - 7:19] I don't.
[7:19 - 7:20] I can't walk.
[7:20 - 7:21] I'm in a wheelchair.
[7:21 - 7:25] I cannot stand up physically and choke someone.
[7:25 - 7:28] I don't even have the strength in my legs to do so.
[7:28 - 7:30] Well, people in the wheelchair use
[7:30 - 7:32] to have very strong upper bodies.
[7:32 - 7:35] Yes, but I cannot just stand on my own
[7:35 - 7:37] to strangle my ex-girlfriend that's
[7:37 - 7:39] standing on the wall.
[7:39 - 7:39] I'm sorry.
[7:39 - 7:43] That's not happening.
[7:43 - 7:47] My ex-girlfriend has mental disabilities,
[7:47 - 7:50] but that's not here nor there.
[7:50 - 7:54] Honestly, it was mostly a whole big thing
[7:54 - 7:56] that she wanted to get revenge because I called her cheating.
[7:59 - 8:02] She just wanted me to suffer.
[8:02 - 8:05] I never tried to run over a cop.
[8:05 - 8:09] I've always been a law-abiding citizen as much as I can,
[8:09 - 8:13] except for when law enforcement abused their power.
[8:13 - 8:16] And what happened?
[8:16 - 8:19] When they abused their power, I
[8:19 - 8:20] gave them the middle finger.
[8:20 - 8:23] That's basically it.
[8:23 - 8:26] I have never been violent.
[8:26 - 8:28] You dated Chance Wilkins at one point.
[8:28 - 8:30] I actually know that.
[8:30 - 8:32] That is not true at all.
[8:32 - 8:36] I will put a foot in someone's ass if I could.
[8:36 - 8:37] All right.
[8:37 - 8:40] Can you tell me about the instances
[8:40 - 8:44] where he jerked off the kids and threatened
[8:44 - 8:47] to hurt kids in your experience?
[8:47 - 8:49] He's always threatening to hurt someone,
[8:49 - 8:51] whether it be kids or adults.
[8:51 - 8:53] It doesn't really matter.
[8:53 - 8:58] It's not his fault entirely because he can't comprehend
[8:58 - 9:02] or understand that he's doing something wrong.
[9:02 - 9:06] It's part of his body.
[9:06 - 9:09] I'm going to put a video in your own words
[9:09 - 9:13] and you can just tell me what's going on that day.
[9:17 - 9:18] All right.
[9:18 - 9:21] This is a live video on Facebook.
[9:21 - 9:25] I got something to address to all those mothers out there.
[9:25 - 9:30] All you mothers out there that have young.
[9:30 - 9:31] All right.
[9:31 - 9:33] This is a live video on Facebook.
[9:33 - 9:38] I got something to address to all those mothers out there.
[9:38 - 9:42] All you mothers out there that have young, young children,
[9:42 - 9:45] be warned of this guy named Chance Wilkins.
[9:45 - 9:46] He'll jack off on your children.
[9:46 - 9:50] Not only that, he'll sit there and jack off on video chat
[9:50 - 9:51] with them.
[9:51 - 9:53] He'll sit there and threaten to kill your children
[9:53 - 9:55] if they don't sleep with him.
[9:55 - 9:56] They will do whatever.
[9:56 - 9:59] He threatens to kill children if they don't sleep with them.
[9:59 - 10:03] Yeah, that was actually a thing back then.
[10:03 - 10:06] Well, tell me more about that.
[10:06 - 10:09] Honestly, I'm not going to feed into this drama,
[10:09 - 10:11] but I will say that.
[10:11 - 10:13] He made a claim, and I'd like to hear your answer.
[10:13 - 10:16] He made a claim.
[10:16 - 10:17] What about it?
[10:17 - 10:19] The freedom of speech.
[10:19 - 10:21] Sure, so he threatened to kill kids
[10:21 - 10:23] if they didn't sleep with them.
[10:23 - 10:27] Yeah, he threatened to kill me as well.
[10:27 - 10:29] Wow.
[10:29 - 10:31] What's the point?
[10:31 - 10:34] I mean, the point is that threatening to kill kids
[10:34 - 10:37] if they don't sleep with you is wrong.
[10:37 - 10:39] OK.
[10:39 - 10:43] And you're constantly making videos
[10:43 - 10:49] and trying to extort money from a disabled person.
[10:49 - 10:53] Who am I extorting money from?
[10:53 - 10:56] You know exactly who.
[10:56 - 10:59] Chance doesn't have any money.
[10:59 - 11:05] You're creating money flow from his humiliation.
[11:05 - 11:06] Well, you can say that I humiliate him.
[11:06 - 11:09] You're the one saying that he threatens to kill kids
[11:09 - 11:11] if they don't sleep with them, which
[11:11 - 11:14] would be more humiliating saying that he steals art
[11:14 - 11:16] or you saying that he's a pedophile.
[11:16 - 11:18] Like if both of what we say is true,
[11:18 - 11:21] then I don't really see anything wrong with either.
[11:21 - 11:25] That's your opinion, but me personally,
[11:25 - 11:28] I'm not going to feed into it, Marty.
[11:28 - 11:30] All right.
[11:30 - 11:33] Marty, you need to understand this.
[11:33 - 11:36] Only reason I came on to this video
[11:36 - 11:41] to be brutally honest with you, I
[11:41 - 11:47] am tired of this whole negative thing going on.
[11:47 - 11:51] I want to tell you what my supposed age is right now.
[11:51 - 11:53] I am 28.
[11:53 - 11:54] OK.
[11:54 - 11:55] 20 years old.
[11:55 - 11:56] Yeah.
[11:56 - 12:00] When my dad died, let me put you very seriously.
[12:00 - 12:04] When you lose someone that you thought didn't love you
[12:04 - 12:07] and then when they mentioned those words to you,
[12:07 - 12:10] it breaks you inside, Marty.
[12:10 - 12:13] I don't know if you've ever lost anyone like this.
[12:13 - 12:16] It's really hard.
[12:16 - 12:17] Sure.
[12:17 - 12:21] And I'm guessing your actual name is Nick or whatever.
[12:21 - 12:22] Yeah.
[12:22 - 12:28] So tell me, why are you so scared to just be
[12:28 - 12:30] straightforward with people?
[12:30 - 12:33] What am I not being straightforward about?
[12:33 - 12:35] Well, first of all, your name.
[12:35 - 12:38] Why do you use it such a silly YouTube name?
[12:38 - 12:39] Everyone knows my name.
[12:39 - 12:43] It's Nicholas Beaker.
[12:43 - 12:45] What an interesting name.
[12:45 - 12:46] Thank you.
[12:46 - 12:49] Glad you think that it's interesting.
[12:49 - 12:53] At least it couldn't be any worse than what my adopted
[12:53 - 12:57] mother gave me, which you've already kind of annoyed me
[12:57 - 12:59] with, but I'm going to let slide.
[12:59 - 13:06] Because I like being called Becky.
[13:06 - 13:07] OK.
[13:07 - 13:09] That was my biological name.
[13:09 - 13:13] It was before I got adopted, right?
[13:13 - 13:14] Yeah, no.
[13:14 - 13:16] I mean, listen, the names that were given,
[13:16 - 13:18] there's an etymology to it all.
[13:18 - 13:20] That's all fascinating.
[13:20 - 13:26] But what's more interesting is the desire to cozy up
[13:26 - 13:29] to a man who threatened to jerk off the kids
[13:29 - 13:30] and threatened to kill the kids.
[13:30 - 13:32] I'm trying to cozy up with no one.
[13:32 - 13:33] I have a man.
[13:33 - 13:34] Thank you.
[13:34 - 13:36] Whatever this is.
[13:36 - 13:42] I'm just trying to squash the drama, OK?
[13:42 - 13:46] Children, be warned of this guy named Chance Wilkins.
[13:46 - 13:48] He'll jack off on your children.
[13:48 - 13:51] Not only that, he'll sit there and jack off on video chat
[13:51 - 13:52] with them.
[13:52 - 13:55] He'll sit there and threaten to kill your children
[13:55 - 13:56] if they don't sleep with him.
[13:56 - 13:58] They will do whatever they can.
[13:58 - 13:59] He would look.
[13:59 - 14:02] It's like a pretty, I don't know.
[14:02 - 14:04] I don't want to squash beef with somebody
[14:04 - 14:06] who threatened to kill kids if they don't sleep with them.
[14:06 - 14:07] I guess it's pretty funny.
[14:07 - 14:11] Marty, I'm trying to fix my life.
[14:11 - 14:12] OK.
[14:12 - 14:19] Honestly, if it has Chance leave me alone, OK?
[14:19 - 14:21] All I'm wanting is a peaceful life,
[14:21 - 14:23] not to be dragged into any more of the.
[14:23 - 14:24] Chat with them.
[14:24 - 14:26] He'll sit there and threaten to kill your children
[14:26 - 14:28] if they don't sleep with him.
[14:28 - 14:31] They will do whatever they can.
[14:31 - 14:33] Sorry.
[14:34 - 14:39] You're kind of pissing my man off a little bit.
[14:39 - 14:40] Who?
[14:40 - 14:42] You are.
[14:42 - 14:45] Oh, the man in the car right now?
[14:45 - 14:47] Yeah.
[14:47 - 14:48] So what am I doing that's pissing you off?
[14:48 - 14:52] Why, are you in favor and support men jerking off
[14:52 - 14:53] the kids and threatening to kill them
[14:53 - 14:54] if they don't sleep with them?
[14:54 - 14:57] I'm sorry if we're taking a stance against that.
[14:57 - 15:01] I don't know what else I did that could offend them.
[15:01 - 15:04] What's on your mind, sir?
[15:04 - 15:05] He doesn't want to talk.
[15:05 - 15:09] He's more likely to punch somebody in the face, dear.
[15:09 - 15:11] Well, OK.
[15:11 - 15:13] He doesn't want to talk in type, OK?
[15:13 - 15:16] Yeah, I don't think he can afford to get here.
[15:16 - 15:17] So this is probably.
[15:17 - 15:21] Oh, honey, you don't know my financial situation, OK?
[15:21 - 15:23] Pretty good.
[15:23 - 15:25] I have a pretty good idea.
[15:25 - 15:26] Do you?
[15:26 - 15:28] Yeah.
[15:28 - 15:29] Do you?
[15:29 - 15:31] Yeah, I know like a year ago you're sleeping on a park bench.
[15:31 - 15:33] I don't know if you've turned around.
[15:33 - 15:35] I don't know a year ago, honey.
[15:35 - 15:37] That's more than a year ago, actually.
[15:37 - 15:40] All right, well, then I guess you need a big come up.
[15:40 - 15:43] I have a house, Marty.
[15:43 - 15:45] All right.
[15:45 - 15:47] Are you in the car right now?
[15:47 - 15:52] Yes, I'm sitting in my car because I'd rather sit upright
[15:52 - 15:54] and then I'd have to hurt my back.
[15:54 - 15:56] Yeah, some of these guys are always in a car.
[15:56 - 15:57] That's weird.
[15:57 - 15:59] I mean, do you want to go inside or are you driving
[15:59 - 15:59] somewhere?
[15:59 - 16:00] It sounds like your part.
[16:00 - 16:02] I'm actually fixing to be going out on a dinner
[16:02 - 16:04] date here in a moment.
[16:04 - 16:06] Must be a late dinner.
[16:06 - 16:07] Yes, it is.
[16:07 - 16:10] It's a celebration.
[16:10 - 16:11] I totally believe you.
[16:11 - 16:14] What are you celebrating your father dying?
[16:14 - 16:17] No, my mother going into a psychiatric hospital
[16:17 - 16:19] where she belongs.
[16:19 - 16:20] You're celebrating your mother being
[16:20 - 16:23] put into a psychiatric institution, OK?
[16:23 - 16:24] She needs it.
[16:24 - 16:27] She thinks there's bugs on everything.
[16:27 - 16:29] It's gone insane.
[16:29 - 16:31] That's the celebratory dinner.
[16:31 - 16:35] Hey, my mother just got institutionalized.
[16:35 - 16:39] Let's go out and have some steak tacos.
[16:39 - 16:41] All right, this sounds a little bit weird to me,
[16:41 - 16:43] but to each their own.
[16:43 - 16:45] Let me put it to you this way.
[16:45 - 16:50] My adopted mother abused me, OK?
[16:50 - 16:52] This woman tried to kill me multiple times
[16:52 - 16:53] through my wife.
[16:53 - 16:55] They'll sit there and threaten to kill your children
[16:55 - 16:57] if they don't sleep with them.
[16:57 - 16:59] They will do whatever they can.
[16:59 - 17:01] He would literally hurt you.
[17:02 - 17:04] Did your man just groan?
[17:04 - 17:06] May I have that, please?
[17:06 - 17:10] I thought you were going to make a wonderful film.
[17:10 - 17:14] Can you talk, or is he like that Lenny guy?
[17:14 - 17:17] No, I would suggest you stop before you really
[17:17 - 17:19] piss off a hacker.
[17:19 - 17:20] A hacker?
[17:20 - 17:23] He sounds like a big grunting buffoon.
[17:23 - 17:25] Excuse me, Marty.
[17:25 - 17:27] From everything that it appears like, it seems like.
[17:28 - 17:30] Marty, Nick.
[17:30 - 17:31] Yeah, yes.
[17:31 - 17:33] I'm going to tell you this now.
[17:33 - 17:35] Stop your shit.
[17:35 - 17:37] Listen, I'm not trying to be.
[17:37 - 17:41] I know you get off on this, but I'm going to tell you this.
[17:41 - 17:42] Stop it.
[17:42 - 17:44] Picking on people with disabilities
[17:44 - 17:46] is not OK, first of all.
[17:46 - 17:52] Second of all, do you realize that can be a federal crime?
[17:52 - 17:53] So hang on a second here.
[17:53 - 17:56] You're saying that it's wrong to take pleasure
[17:56 - 17:59] in the mentally disabled, or physically disabled in your case,
[17:59 - 18:01] while also seeing that you're going out
[18:01 - 18:04] to celebrate a mentally ill person getting institutionalized.
[18:04 - 18:07] So what's the difference?
[18:07 - 18:10] Let's put it this way, Marty, or I should say, Nick.
[18:10 - 18:12] Yeah, people know my name.
[18:12 - 18:14] It's not like a thing.
[18:14 - 18:15] I don't care.
[18:15 - 18:19] Either way, I want to be blunt with you, Nick.
[18:19 - 18:21] You need to learn what respect is,
[18:21 - 18:24] but I've been cutting you off, and you've
[18:24 - 18:26] been constantly doing that to me.
[18:26 - 18:30] And quite frankly, you need to learn etiquette.
[18:30 - 18:32] Are you trying to bring together a sentence,
[18:32 - 18:35] or are you just drunk and grown up?
[18:35 - 18:39] He actually speaks, but he doesn't want to.
[18:39 - 18:42] Right now, he's getting really pissed off at your disrespect.
[18:48 - 18:50] I'm going to just drown out your stupidity.
[18:50 - 18:53] He'll sit there and threaten to kill your children
[18:53 - 18:55] if they don't sleep with him.
[18:55 - 18:57] They will do whatever they can.
[18:57 - 18:59] So it literally hurts you.
[18:59 - 19:01] This man is psyched.
[19:01 - 19:04] Yeah.
[19:04 - 19:07] Gothic is a dangerous woman.
[19:07 - 19:10] They would want his name as Chance Wilkins.
[19:10 - 19:15] I want his link right there on the screen,
[19:15 - 19:17] especially what everyone call it.
[19:17 - 19:21] You don't need to get this motherfucker to all the streets.
[19:21 - 19:23] I'm going to make this game now.
[19:23 - 19:25] Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.
[19:25 - 19:27] Motherfucker!
[19:27 - 19:29] I want to listen to this.
[19:29 - 19:32] Yeah, I'm not listening to the music.
[19:32 - 19:35] If you have any last words or he has any last grunts
[19:35 - 19:38] or groans, I'd be more than happy to hear it.
[19:38 - 19:43] But I don't know what to tell you.
[19:43 - 19:45] Excuse me.
[19:45 - 19:46] That was rather rude.
[19:46 - 19:49] I was trying to drown out the stupidity.
[19:49 - 19:50] Oh, OK.
[19:50 - 19:53] Well, yeah, look, I want to get in the way of your big steak
[19:53 - 19:57] dinner celebrating your mother getting institutionalized.
[19:57 - 20:00] And if it's, if you feel like you're being offensive,
[20:00 - 20:02] you can leave whenever you want to.
[20:02 - 20:06] Well, I'm going to say this now.
[20:06 - 20:09] You do realize I studied law.
[20:09 - 20:12] And I have a federal book sitting here next to me.
[20:12 - 20:13] You studied law?
[20:13 - 20:15] Yes, I have.
[20:15 - 20:19] And what you're doing is a very serious case of bullying.
[20:19 - 20:22] And I do have a lawyer, Nick.
[20:22 - 20:25] If you really want to dupe this out, like grown-ups,
[20:25 - 20:29] and be mature about it, meet me in Bangor, Maine.
[20:36 - 20:41] If you've got that kind of money, meet me in Bangor, Maine.
[20:41 - 20:43] What are you proposing here?
[20:43 - 20:46] Like a legal battle?
[20:46 - 20:50] Or like your mental vegetable boyfriend's
[20:50 - 20:54] going to let me up?
[20:54 - 20:56] I'm pretty sure you don't want to take him off.
[20:56 - 20:59] But either way, the guy's a total idiot.
[20:59 - 21:01] Like, I can tell you guys live in your car.
[21:01 - 21:01] You're next to me.
[21:01 - 21:05] And you're being a rather bit of a disrespectful guy.
[21:05 - 21:06] Why would I take him seriously?
[21:06 - 21:08] You can't even say words.
[21:08 - 21:09] He can.
[21:09 - 21:13] He's choosing not to engage with moronic idiots like you.
[21:13 - 21:16] All bright people, instead of expressing themselves
[21:16 - 21:20] with words, just like, I mean, what are you talking about?
[21:20 - 21:23] He's a mechanic, so I would suggest you stop.
[21:23 - 21:24] You're a lawyer.
[21:24 - 21:26] He's a mechanic.
[21:26 - 21:27] I'm not a lawyer.
[21:27 - 21:29] I studied to be one.
[21:29 - 21:33] I did not go completely through college.
[21:33 - 21:37] First of all, my mom, though, is a lawyer.
[21:37 - 21:40] My biological mother is.
[21:40 - 21:41] So wait a second.
[21:41 - 21:42] So your mother is a lawyer.
[21:42 - 21:44] She's also getting institutionalized
[21:44 - 21:45] for being an insane person.
[21:45 - 21:49] My biological mother, my adopted mother,
[21:49 - 21:51] is the one that is going to be institutionalized.
[21:54 - 21:57] This is just fascinating to me.
[21:57 - 22:00] You're really, really stupid, because you're
[22:00 - 22:03] not grasping any of this situation.
[22:03 - 22:05] Do you know your time staples?
[22:05 - 22:07] Of course I do.
[22:07 - 22:10] What's 11 times 7?
[22:10 - 22:12] That's 27, so shut up.
[22:12 - 22:15] Very good, very good, very nice.
[22:15 - 22:18] I used to be a math late, Nick.
[22:18 - 22:21] OK, it sounds like you got quite the background on that.
[22:21 - 22:22] I got to ask that question.
[22:22 - 22:24] It's like a good barometer.
[22:24 - 22:27] Can I ask your boyfriend if he knows his time staples?
[22:27 - 22:29] That is not allowed.
[22:29 - 22:30] Because he doesn't know.
[22:30 - 22:31] He doesn't see me, Marty.
[22:31 - 22:32] No, because he doesn't.
[22:32 - 22:34] OK, well, there you go.
[22:34 - 22:35] Like, you know his limitations.
[22:35 - 22:36] You know that he's a dumb, dumb.
[22:37 - 22:38] No, Marty.
[22:38 - 22:40] You're trying to protect him.
[22:40 - 22:42] You're trying to protect him from his own stupidity,
[22:42 - 22:43] and that's very sweet of you.
[22:43 - 22:44] No, I am not.
[22:44 - 22:46] He is very intelligent, in fact.
[22:46 - 22:49] Hey, dumb, dumb Jim, you got a really caring girlfriend
[22:49 - 22:52] who knows your limitations and doesn't want to make you do it.
[22:52 - 22:55] How do you normally tell him to shut the fuck up?
[22:55 - 22:56] He can't.
[22:56 - 22:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[22:58 - 22:59] That's, that's.
[22:59 - 23:00] Please tell him to shut up.
[23:00 - 23:02] That's how he expresses himself.
[23:02 - 23:06] Like, the guy sounds like a real bright mind.
[23:06 - 23:10] He's a.
[23:10 - 23:17] You know, you say shut up, Marty.
[23:17 - 23:20] You're really showing your intelligence there, Marty.
[23:20 - 23:21] I'm just listening.
[23:21 - 23:24] I'm just, oh, wait, what was that?
[23:24 - 23:26] He's currently working on my car.
[23:26 - 23:30] So I don't think he has time for stupidity.
[23:30 - 23:31] You mean your house?
[23:37 - 23:41] I said, if you really want to act like a grown man, Marty,
[23:41 - 23:43] meet me in Bangor, Maine.
[23:43 - 23:45] Give me a day and I will be there.
[23:46 - 23:49] Okay, well, I don't have any interest in that.
[23:49 - 23:50] Like it's.
[23:50 - 23:51] It's because you're too scared.
[23:51 - 23:53] Yeah, okay.
[23:53 - 23:55] Yeah.
[23:55 - 23:57] Admittedly, because you're too scared
[23:57 - 24:00] or is it because you're too broke or lazy?
[24:01 - 24:03] All those things, all those things.
[24:05 - 24:09] So, so when I got out of Shoramoff to fight,
[24:10 - 24:13] I was just a fight, Marty.
[24:13 - 24:15] So what do you want to do then?
[24:15 - 24:19] I want to first sit down and talk to you like face to face
[24:19 - 24:23] so you can't keep muting me like the moron that you are.
[24:23 - 24:26] I want to keep speaking out my opinion
[24:26 - 24:29] because I have the right to, as do you.
[24:29 - 24:31] I only muted you when you're playing music.
[24:31 - 24:32] Like, I don't want to hear the music.
[24:32 - 24:35] If you want to talk, we can talk.
[24:35 - 24:36] Well, you kept cutting me off.
[24:36 - 24:42] So, Marty, do you even understand what you've been doing?
[24:47 - 24:49] What do you think I've been doing?
[24:49 - 24:51] Do you understand your own actions?
[24:52 - 24:55] Do you have any sort of disability?
[24:55 - 24:56] Oh gosh, if you do.
[24:57 - 25:01] What sort of diagnosis, man?
[25:01 - 25:02] What is your diagnosis
[25:02 - 25:05] if you have sort of mental disability?
[25:05 - 25:06] No, I'm asking you.
[25:07 - 25:08] Oh, me?
[25:08 - 25:11] I don't have any mental disabilities.
[25:11 - 25:14] I'm asking you to diagnose me.
[25:14 - 25:16] Oh, you want me to diagnose you?
[25:18 - 25:22] Okay, I'll start with the narcissistic behavior.
[25:22 - 25:23] Okay.
[25:23 - 25:27] You have a bit of a complex with chance.
[25:27 - 25:30] You think you have to cause this drama
[25:30 - 25:33] in order to get attention and affection from others.
[25:33 - 25:36] It seems like you weren't very well taken care of
[25:36 - 25:38] as well as a child.
[25:38 - 25:41] It seems like you were abused mentally, physically,
[25:41 - 25:43] and emotionally.
[25:43 - 25:46] But I could be wrong in that note.
[25:46 - 25:50] You could be just suffering from being a stupid person.
[25:50 - 25:52] I mean, does it have to be either or?
[25:52 - 25:53] It could be all of those, right?
[25:55 - 25:59] And another thing you could be suffering from right now,
[25:59 - 26:02] which is actually quite amusing,
[26:02 - 26:06] is I actually made this word up myself
[26:06 - 26:07] because it describes you.
[26:08 - 26:13] It describes that you are the biggest ignoramus
[26:15 - 26:17] that loves close drama.
[26:17 - 26:20] You did not, not one of those words was made up.
[26:20 - 26:21] All of those were-
[26:21 - 26:24] I'm not done yet, you cut me off.
[26:24 - 26:26] Words in the dictionary, so.
[26:26 - 26:28] You cut me off before I could say my word.
[26:28 - 26:31] Okay, sure, I'll just hear it.
[26:31 - 26:32] Okay.
[26:32 - 26:35] Yeah.
[26:35 - 26:39] First of all, pissing me off is not gonna happen.
[26:39 - 26:41] I have a calm mind.
[26:41 - 26:42] You get the word, you get the word.
[26:42 - 26:44] I wanna hear the word you made up.
[26:44 - 26:46] Let me finish my conversation.
[26:48 - 26:51] You wanna hear the nasty word that I've got for you,
[26:51 - 26:52] but you're gonna have to work for it.
[26:52 - 26:53] How about that?
[26:56 - 26:58] Fine, what do I have to do to hear the word?
[26:59 - 27:02] It's for this way, you're gonna have to start listening.
[27:02 - 27:03] For one-
[27:03 - 27:04] You're gonna have to listen to everything you're saying.
[27:04 - 27:06] No, you've been constantly cutting me off
[27:06 - 27:08] and disrespecting me.
[27:08 - 27:12] You have also violated me, my partner,
[27:12 - 27:15] and any other person with a disability.
[27:16 - 27:19] Okay.
[27:19 - 27:22] Now, Marty, I kinda would like you
[27:22 - 27:25] to bring Chance on panel if you could.
[27:26 - 27:27] Not until I hear the word.
[27:29 - 27:32] Then I guess you just wanna get to hear the word.
[27:32 - 27:33] Then I guess--
[27:33 - 27:35] And Chance originally made it together.
[27:37 - 27:38] And he uses it quite often.
[27:38 - 27:40] You just don't realize it.
[27:40 - 27:42] Hang on a second.
[27:42 - 27:43] Is the word?
[27:43 - 27:44] Rrrrr.
[27:47 - 27:50] I'm sorry I don't talk to cavemen like you.
[27:50 - 27:52] Sounds like you're fucking dating one.
[27:52 - 27:57] No, I'm actually engaged to a very sexy,
[27:58 - 28:03] very smart, very wise, older man.
[28:03 - 28:05] So here's what's gonna happen, Candle.
[28:05 - 28:07] I'm gonna remove you,
[28:07 - 28:09] and I'm going to put you on for two seconds.
[28:09 - 28:11] I'm gonna give you a chance to say the word,
[28:11 - 28:13] and I'm gonna kick you off for another 20 seconds.
[28:13 - 28:14] Give you another two seconds to say the word,
[28:14 - 28:16] and then it's gonna be 30 seconds.
[28:16 - 28:19] And then so on and so forth until you get tired of it.
[28:19 - 28:21] All right, so what's the word?
[28:22 - 28:40] You want the word?
[28:40 - 28:41] And there she goes.
[28:41 - 28:44] Yeah, so I guess we don't get to hear the word.
[28:45 - 28:46] I don't think there was a word.
[28:46 - 28:48] I don't think that there was a word.
[28:50 - 28:51] I don't think that there was a word.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '983' on August 7th, 2024
