2023-5-26 BE A PARENT NOT A FRIEND

[0:00 - 0:12] What up y'all. So I know that I'm gonna piss a lot of motherfuckers off of this video. I'm probably gonna get a lot of trolling on this shit.
[0:12 - 0:20] But quite frankly, I don't give two goddamn fucks.
[0:20 - 0:30] Cuz my guilefucks ran out about 10 years ago. Haven't had a single fuck since.
[0:30 - 0:50] So I'm here today to, cuz everybody always keeps asking why, you know, why are y'all old people shitty and why are people, you know, trolling and this and that.
[0:50 - 1:00] I can tell you exactly why. It's cuz all y'all new gen Z motherfuckers think that's cool to troll.
[1:00 - 1:07] And the reason why I think it's cool to troll is cuz your mom and daddy never beat your ass as a fucking kid.
[1:07 - 1:19] That's the plain fucking truth. Your mommy and daddy never gave you that good ass fucking whipping with a belt, a wooden spoon or a goddamn paddle or a switch from out of the back.
[1:19 - 1:35] And if you don't know what a switch is, it's a big, long fucking Willow branch. About that long. Right there. About this motherfucking long right here.
[1:35 - 1:45] But sometimes even bigger. And if you didn't get the right size, guess what? You had to go back out and get a new one.
[1:45 - 1:54] And then if you had to go back out and get a new one, you got it 10 times worse when your mommy and daddy busted that ass.
[1:54 - 2:06] That's why a lot of y'all motherfuckers are acting like stuck up little bitches, man. Cuz y'all's parents didn't do fucking shit to disappoint you as a kid.
[2:06 - 2:18] Cuz let me tell you something, man. When I was a kid, and if I just was like a mama over dad, I got it double bad. You wanna know why I got it double bad?
[2:18 - 2:26] Because my family wasn't no fucking regular ass average Joe family. Nah. My dad was in the fucking military.
[2:26 - 2:41] So if I did anything to make him look bad to his peers or his commanding officers, guess what? When I got home from school that next day,
[2:41 - 2:54] not only did I get an asshole from my mom's, my dad's boot went out with my motherfucking ass and I got my ass whipped from him.
[2:54 - 3:03] Half y'all motherfuckers out here today, even some of y'all grown ass adults, obviously your parents never fucking beat your ass as a kid and disciplined ya.
[3:03 - 3:18] And for all you dumbass motherfucking parents out there nowadays saying, "Oh, spanking your kid and hitting your kid with a belt on the ass is... that's abuse."
[3:18 - 3:22] No the fucking ain't, Karen. Shut the fuck up.
[3:22 - 3:32] It's called disappointing your fucking kid. Not that you would know anything about it.
[3:32 - 3:39] Cause half y'all motherfuckers are too goddamn scared to fucking whip your goddamn kids.
[3:39 - 3:51] That's why y'all motherfucking young kids come out here, act like a bunch of fucking dumbasses, act like a bunch of smartasses trying to fuck with people's jobs like you do with me.
[3:51 - 3:57] You try to hack other people because you think that is funny. You think that is slick.
[3:57 - 4:04] Well here's a fucking lesson to you fucking chump ass kids that I had to learn as a kid.
[4:04 - 4:16] That my generation, and if you guys are my age or older or right around my fucking age, y'all fucking know exactly what I'm fucking talking about when I say this.
[4:16 - 4:43] One of these days you young fucking kids or a lot of y'all adults whose parents weren't fucking around at that time, obviously, if you fuck with the wrong person, you do that shit to the wrong motherfucker and guess what, your whole world's gonna get fucked up.
[4:44 - 4:57] You keep doing this shit, one of these days you're gonna do this shit and do the wrong motherfucker and you know what he's gonna do? He's gonna do one of two things.
[4:57 - 5:08] He's either gonna turn around and beat your ass, or B, he's gonna turn around and put you six feet under.
[5:08 - 5:13] And I know a lot of y'all don't fucking believe me, but it's fucking true.
[5:13 - 5:25] I know when I was a kid, and I'm guilty of this. And a lot of y'all that are my age, I know a lot of y'all had to learn the same fucking lesson that I did.
[5:25 - 5:41] You got to fuck around with the wrong person, you're gonna end up getting your ass kicked. I fucked around with the wrong person when I was a kid, and you know what happened? I got my ass fucking handed to me. Real fucking quick, too.
[5:41 - 5:51] Real fucking quick. But let me tell you something, that asshole up in Tommy's song, it taught me to never fucking do that shit again.
[5:51 - 5:57] It taught me to never fuck with the wrong motherfucker ever again.
[5:57 - 6:19] But then, you got other motherfuckers out here, like little fucking sandwich bitch-faced fat-ass fucking bald-headed ginger Jew fuckboy Marty, thinking that he's the best thing since fucking sliced goddamn bread.
[6:19 - 6:29] And then you got this Syrax video game, so thinks he's untouchable, when bro, you ain't untouchable, nobody is.
[6:29 - 6:44] You're just a little punk-ass fuckboy hiding me on a keyboard. And busting gently over here, look at you, thinking that you're a fucking badass by stealing videos. Bitch, please.
[6:44 - 6:56] You're nothing more than a talentless fucking wannabe, thinking that you're a smart-ass, thinking that you're slick. But you ain't slick. You're not.
[6:56 - 7:10] And you know what's wrong? I know exactly what's wrong with a lot of y'all adults that do this shit, that do the trolling that, you know, encourage these other younger kids to do this shit. I know what's wrong with y'all.
[7:10 - 7:27] Your mom and daddy never told you to get a fucking job, or you never learned any fucking traits, or any life skills to be able to get a job and have a sustainable career.
[7:27 - 7:37] I've got skills to have a sustainable career, and I've shown that I can fucking bust my ass and make a living doing what I do.
[7:37 - 7:51] That's why when I was on Twitch a few years ago, I was making a motherfucking bank. I was doing good. I was getting sponsors, I was getting paid, and I was doing what I love.
[7:51 - 8:03] The only fucking reason why y'all motherfuckers keep on getting me kicked off a goddamn Twitch is 'cause y'all think it's funny to fuck around with a man's job.
[8:03 - 8:16] Well, here's a lesson to you lazy-ass fucks. And this ain't just coming from me. This is coming from my generation to your shit-fucking-pussy generation.
[8:16 - 8:30] There's three things you don't fuck with. A man's family, a man's job/money, and his goddamn car.
[8:30 - 8:42] Those are three things you don't mess with. His car, his woman, and his money. Those are three things you don't fuck with.
[8:42 - 8:54] And trust me, ask anybody my age or older. They will tell you the exact same goddamn thing.
[8:54 - 9:12] So all y'all don't fuck with us shits? On the internet thinking that you're big bad trolls, you ain't shit. Yo, a bunch of pussies hiding me on a goddamn keyboard playing internet gangsta.
[9:12 - 9:20] Bro, I've watched friends get shot over shit like what you do.
[9:20 - 9:33] Hey, you know where they're at? Half of them are either in the fucking morgue or in fucking prison.
[9:33 - 9:39] And trust me when I say, you might not think that you're gonna run into the wrong motherfucker.
[9:39 - 9:47] But trust me, man, one of these days, you will run into the wrong motherfucker. And guess what? They're gonna fuck your world up.
[9:47 - 10:00] And when that day comes, there ain't nobody gonna be around to save your ass. Your mommy ain't gonna be around, your daddy ain't gonna be around, your so-called friends, they ain't gonna save your fucking ass.
[10:00 - 10:12] And same thing, as soon as they see that motherfucker coming towards you, they ain't sticking around, you know what they're doing? They're taking off and running the other direction, saving their own motherfucking high.
[10:12 - 10:28] So if you really think that this troll shit is fucking worth it, if you really think this troll shit is worth the fucking ass beating that you're gonna receive in the long run from fucking with the wrong guy, think again.
[10:28 - 10:46] 'Cause clearly your mom and daddy didn't fucking discipline you as a kid, like they should have. And to all those caring ass parents out there that are allowing their kids to do this shit, bitch, grow the fuck up.
[10:46 - 11:06] Be a fucking parent to your goddamn kid and stop being a motherfucking lazy ass and letting these iPads, these televisions, these computers, the internet, stop letting all that parent your kid.
[11:06 - 11:18] Be a motherfucking parent. Go on with the TV, the internet, the iPads, the iPhones, all that shit, stop letting that shit parent your kid.
[11:18 - 11:31] That's the whole reason why these motherfuckers do what they do. 'Cause you don't motherfuckers have the kid, and now you don't wanna motherfucking raise it 'cause you're too goddamn fucking lazy to do a goddamn thing.
[11:31 - 11:39] You're more worried about getting dick. You're more worried about going to the club and doing this and doing that.
[11:39 - 11:57] Instead of taking care of your goddamn kid, you're out here shaking your goddamn ass on the motherfucking weekends, every other night of the week, chasing their necks fucking high, trying to get everything from fucking crack, the weed, the fucking heroin, dope, all that shit.
[11:57 - 12:11] Maybe if you cut the fucking garbage out your life, you might see that your kid is acting out because you weren't being a goddamn fucking parent.
[12:11 - 12:30] How about you stop being a lazy, caring ass fucking bitch and raise your fucking kids? And instead of sitting there and saying that beating their ass is abuse, bitch, know the fucking end.
[12:30 - 12:44] It's called disappointing your goddamn fucking kid. And trust me what I say, if I have a kid and I catch my kid doing something that he ain't supposed to be doing, or she ain't supposed to be doing, guess what?
[12:44 - 12:55] I'm wolfing their motherfucking ass. 'Cause that's what you're supposed to do when your kid does something wrong, you wolf their ass so they know not to do it again.
[12:55 - 13:06] Trust me, it fucking works. I learned real fucking quick not to do shit with my mom and dad with my goddamn ass.
[13:06 - 13:16] But have y'all motherfucking trolls out here? Your mom and dad never wolfed your ass. And that's sad.
[13:16 - 13:28] Maybe if they're wolfed your fucking asses, y'all might not be a real bunch of bitches on the fucking internet. You might have some respect from motherfuckers. You might not do the shit you do.
[13:28 - 13:47] But like I said, to the goddamn parents out there that ain't fucking taking care of their goddamn kids, how about you get off your fucking lazy ass and take care of your goddamn fucking kid and stop letting the internet and all this technology fucking take care of your kid for you?
[13:47 - 14:00] Stop being lazy, you dumb bitch. Get off your fucking ass and take care of your kid like everyone else. You ain't special. You weren't a kid. You fucking raised it.
[14:00 - 14:17] You know, here's an old saying from when I was a kid. Probably even from the same was probably invented before I was even born. You know what that saying was? You know what that saying still is to this day?
[14:17 - 14:40] If you're adult enough to lay down and make a kid, if you're old enough to lay down and make a kid and you got the guts to do that, if you got the fucking balls to lay down and make a kid, then you got the fucking balls and the means and the way to fucking raise it.
[14:40 - 15:02] If you didn't want the kid, you shouldn't have fucking had it. Why y'all out here not raising your goddamn kids? Why you letting the TV and the internet and the iPads and the iPhones and the Xboxes and the PlayStations and all this shit?
[15:02 - 15:27] Why you letting social media parent your fucking kid? You're the parent, not Facebook. Facebook ain't the parent, Instagram ain't the parent, TikTok ain't the parent, Twitter ain't the parent, Twitch ain't the parent, you're the parent, bitch. You're the parent, motherfucker.
[15:27 - 15:56] So stop being lazy and letting social media parent your kid. How about you get off your fucking ass and you parent your kid. You be the parent. You be the grown adult. I mean, you guys are grown. I'm assuming you guys have half enough of a brain to parent the kid.
[15:56 - 16:23] Alright, seriously, you guys let down and have the kid, take care of it. Be a fucking parent to your goddamn kid. Because you motherfuckers that don't want to take care of your kids and you don't motherfuckers over here that do all this shit as grown adults teaching your kids that it's okay to do this and the others.
[16:23 - 16:36] Y'all are fucking what's wrong with this goddamn world. It ain't the kids, it's you motherfuckers. It's you motherfuckers not taking care of your goddamn kids like you should be.
[16:36 - 16:55] So how about you stop being a lazy dumb fuck bitch and a lazy dim beetle or motherfucking dad and take care of your goddamn kid. Because y'all are the reason why we have so much wrong with the world today.
[16:55 - 17:09] You know, we get school shootings every year. Every year there are school shootings. Every year.
[17:09 - 17:20] And yet, parents wonder why this shit happens. The answer is really simple. You didn't teach your kid right from fucking wrong.
[17:20 - 17:34] You didn't teach your kid or discipline your kid. And show them hey, you ain't fucking allowed to bring a gun to school and harm your classmates.
[17:34 - 17:41] Y'all are the fucking reason, man. Y'all are the fucking reason.
[17:41 - 18:00] And you know what, it's funny. Back when I used to lash out and I used to rage out and shit, you know, people used to, you know, fault me for acting the way I do or saying the shit I do.
[18:00 - 18:13] Well, to that I say this, if y'all wouldn't fucking piss me off, I wouldn't say or do the shit I fucking do. Y'all motherfuckers are the reason why I acted the way I did.
[18:13 - 18:35] And it's pretty fucking funny. Y'all sit there, you targeted me, you attacked me, you humiliated me, you controlled me, you bullied me, you took away my job, you caused my biological father to lose his job, you caused one of my friends to lose their job.
[18:35 - 18:56] And y'all sit there and you wonder why after doing all that, I'd be pissed. I mean, I'd be pretty pissed off too if, I mean, you'd be pissed off too if somebody costs you your job or costs your family member their job, you'd be just as mad.
[18:56 - 19:25] And so my question to you is this, if you know that you would be fucking pissed off about losing your job, that you are making really good money at, let's put it this way, let's say you had a high paying job doing, say, say you were the head of a company, say your company made car parts for a living, okay?
[19:25 - 19:36] Let's say that you were the head of the company that made car parts like turbos, axles, wheel wells, all that shit, you know, you guys did everything, right?
[19:36 - 19:47] You guys did everything like bumpers, fenders, side skirts, all that shit, everything that you, everything that would go on a car, right?
[19:47 - 19:57] Let's say that you run that company and you're making big money, you're making money that you fought your whole life to be able to make, right?
[19:57 - 20:01] You fought your whole life to make that money.
[20:01 - 20:25] Now imagine, somebody comes along and costs you that fucking job for the stupidest fucking reason in the world, because they're jealous of you, because they're not making the money that you're making, they're jealous of you, so they do everything they can to get you fired.
[20:25 - 20:46] And your boss ends up firing you, and you end up losing everything, you end up losing your benefits, the pay, you end up losing your vacation days, you lose everything, because of it, everything that you've worked so hard to build.
[20:46 - 20:51] And your boss flags says you're fired.
[20:51 - 20:58] You cannot sit there and tell me that you would not be even the slightest fucking bit pissed off.
[20:58 - 21:01] I know I would be.
[21:01 - 21:07] And that's how I felt when you dumb fucks took my twitch away.
[21:07 - 21:13] See, I had a job on twitch.
[21:13 - 21:21] And see, the thing with that is this.
[21:21 - 21:31] I'm not van invading no fucking body. I'm not van invading nothing. Y'all don't want to see a motherfucker like me get fucking paid.
[21:31 - 21:38] Because y'all knew that was my bread and butter. Y'all knew that was my job.
[21:38 - 21:45] And y'all took it away from me to laugh. That's the reason why y'all did it, to fucking laugh at me. That's why.
[21:45 - 21:53] That's why every time I get it back on and I start doing good, y'all take that away.
[21:53 - 21:56] And it's fucking stupid.
[21:56 - 22:01] It's pure fucking stupidity, bro.
[22:01 - 22:06] Y'all can sit there and say, "Oh no, this is why we did it." Nah, fuck you.
[22:06 - 22:15] I know the real reason. It's because y'all didn't want to see a weird-looking motherfucker like me do good.
[22:15 - 22:20] Y'all didn't want to see me do good. And you were jealous of the money that I was making.
[22:20 - 22:25] Because y'all got the fucking balls to get off your ass and be creative like I am.
[22:25 - 22:30] So y'all took my one outlet and the one way for me to make money.
[22:30 - 22:32] And y'all took that away from me.
[22:32 - 22:37] And every time I get back on Twitch, which I am going to get my fucking Twitch back.
[22:37 - 22:42] One way or another, I'm going to make it to where y'all motherfuckers can't screw me over anymore.
[22:42 - 22:45] One way or another, I'm going to make that shit happen.
[22:45 - 22:50] Mark my words. That is going to fucking happen.
[22:50 - 22:57] But the reason why y'all fucked me over is because y'all were jealous of what I was doing.
[22:57 - 23:05] I was making money. I was going to be able to provide for my family in literally a couple months of me doing what I was doing.
[23:05 - 23:11] And it's funny. Y'all sit there and ask me, why don't I have a job? Why don't I work?
[23:11 - 23:19] Why don't I do something for money? You fucking dumbass trolls on the internet are why I don't make money.
[23:19 - 23:23] Why I don't have a job.
[23:23 - 23:29] Why I don't have an income. You motherfuckers are the reason why.
[23:29 - 23:35] Stop acting fucking stupid. Stop acting like a dumbass.
[23:35 - 23:51] So maybe if you dumbass little shitbags here on the internet actually understood what it takes to make the kind of content that I make.
[23:51 - 23:57] The time that it takes to set everything up. The time it takes to be able to create this stuff.
[23:57 - 24:04] You might understand how hard being a content creator and a streamer really is.
[24:04 - 24:08] Y'all think that it's just all so easy. No it ain't.
[24:08 - 24:14] There's hard work that goes into this shit. Especially when you create original content like I do.
[24:16 - 24:27] So like I said, maybe if you stop being fucking lazy and get off your ass and get a real job like the rest of us have had and do have.
[24:27 - 24:31] You wouldn't have time to be sitting on the internet.
[24:31 - 24:41] And that's another thing man. Y'all sit here and say that y'all have jobs and this and that.
[24:41 - 24:46] No you don't. None and nighter one of you guys has jobs. You wanna know how I know?
[24:46 - 24:52] Cause you guys got way too much time to be running your fucking mouths.
[24:52 - 24:57] All day every day you run your mouths about me. That's how I know you don't work.
[24:57 - 25:05] Cause if you're working you would not have the time to be running your mouth that you claim you do.
[25:07 - 25:13] If you're working you ain't trolling. If you're trolling you ain't working.
[25:13 - 25:19] So maybe you need to stop the trolling and start the working.
[25:19 - 25:25] Cause clearly none of y'all have ever held a job. Clearly.
[25:25 - 25:34] I've held multiple jobs and multiple places. Since I was a fucking kid I've held multiple jobs at several places.
[25:36 - 25:39] So I know the meaning of hard work.
[25:39 - 25:44] But you dumb motherfuckers have never worked an honest job in your life.
[25:44 - 25:49] So you take advantage of other motherfuckers as a result.
[25:49 - 25:55] You target other people that are doing good because you're jealous of what they had to offer.
[25:55 - 25:59] You're jealous of what they can fucking do.
[26:01 - 26:06] So how about you dumbasses stop being fucking lazy.
[26:06 - 26:11] Get out of your goddamn fucking ass. Get out of your momma's basement.
[26:11 - 26:16] Get out of your daddy's attic. Get out of your granny's fucking couch.
[26:16 - 26:22] And actually get a fucking job dude. Get a job like everybody else.
[26:23 - 26:31] Like I said my situation is a very different fucking situation than what y'all seem to make it out to be.
[26:31 - 26:34] My older brother had cancer.
[26:34 - 26:41] I was in and out of high school my whole high school career when my brother got cancer.
[26:41 - 26:44] I was in and out of my whole fucking high school career.
[26:44 - 26:47] He had cancer.
[26:48 - 26:53] He had gotten initially diagnosed with cancer in 2009.
[26:53 - 26:59] And then he got real real bad up in 2014 and that's when he got worse than that.
[26:59 - 27:02] He unfortunately passed away in 2015.
[27:02 - 27:06] So my whole high school career I was in and out of high school.
[27:06 - 27:10] I was in and out of hospitals and not a doctor's appointments.
[27:10 - 27:17] So trust me when I say I never had that luxury to work a regular job.
[27:18 - 27:24] Because I was always helping my mom take care of my brother and helping her get him the doctor's appointments and doing shit.
[27:24 - 27:30] So I had a legit reason as to why I wasn't able to fucking work.
[27:30 - 27:36] Like y'all motherfuckers, y'all don't have that.
[27:36 - 27:42] Y'all motherfuckers can work. You just choose not to.
[27:42 - 27:45] Stop being lazy.
[27:46 - 27:50] Yeah, all y'all trolls watching right now.
[27:50 - 27:54] Stop being motherfucking lazy, dumbass.
[27:54 - 27:58] Get off your ass and fucking work.
[27:58 - 28:05] And for all you fucking caring ass parents out there, stop being fucking lazy.
[28:06 - 28:14] Stop parenting your kid and stop busting their motherfucking asses when they fucking need it.
[28:14 - 28:19] Because y'all motherfuckers are the reason why this world's going to hell in a fucking ham basket.
[28:19 - 28:29] So with that being said, to all y'all parents out there, stop being fucking lazy.
[28:29 - 28:31] Take care of your fucking kid.
[28:32 - 28:37] Discipline your kid when they need it and don't disappoint when they don't.
[28:37 - 28:43] Be a parent, not a friend.
[28:43 - 28:51] Be a parent and disappoint your kid, not be a friend and be a pussy and not disappoint your kid.
[28:51 - 28:58] Because you ain't teaching your kid nothing but not disappointing them.
[29:00 - 29:06] So be a parent and shut the fuck up.
[29:06 - 29:10] Take care of your kid and shut the fuck up.
[29:10 - 29:21] And to all y'all young kids out there, stop thinking that you're a smart ass with your motherfucking shitheads because you ain't smart.
[29:22 - 29:31] Because like I said, one day when you get older, your ass is going to get handed to you by the wrong motherfucker that you fucked with.
[29:31 - 29:36] So stop your bullshit and stop the fucking around before you get hurt.
[29:36 - 29:48] And to everybody from my generation, what's up, to everybody out there that is a parent that does take care of their kid, and that does parent their kid, keep doing it man.
[29:48 - 29:55] Keep teaching your kid the old school way, because there ain't no school like the old school way and y'all know it man.
[29:55 - 30:04] Fuckin' love y'all. For all y'all parents out there doing your thing, taking care of your kid, disciplining your kid when they need it, y'all are fucking awesome.
[30:04 - 30:07] Keep doing it baby. Peace.