Original upload date: March 14th, 2023 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:07] So, Marty, I've seen you running your mouth spark and saying that you're the DK, you're
[0:07 - 0:12] the king of Akron, you're this, you're that, but there's one person you ain't ever beat
[0:12 - 0:15] in a real race.
[0:15 - 0:16] And that's me.
[0:16 - 0:23] You're looking at the head honcho around here, the head DK.
[0:23 - 0:28] The guy that everybody respects.
[0:28 - 0:35] So, we're gonna do something about that.
[0:35 - 0:41] Since you're wanting to battle me so bad, I'll give you that opportunity.
[0:41 - 0:47] But, there's gonna be rules to this shit, boy.
[0:47 - 0:52] There's gonna be motherfucking rules to this shit.
[0:52 - 0:57] This ain't no free-for-all-throw-you-all-to-mountain shit, nah.
[0:57 - 1:08] Me and you are gonna race on Kodera Mountain on Forza Horizon 5 tonight at midnight my time.
[1:08 - 1:16] I'll set the stream up or you can set it up, either one don't matter and we'll race, but
[1:16 - 1:17] there are conditions.
[1:17 - 1:21] You have to have your camera on the whole time.
[1:21 - 1:28] You can't be faking it now, you gotta have your camera on.
[1:28 - 1:31] You want my crown come and take it.
[1:31 - 1:35] Now, there are rules to this battle.
[1:35 - 1:42] There's not gonna be any pushing me off the ledge or me pushing you off the ledge.
[1:42 - 1:44] There ain't gonna be none of that.
[1:44 - 1:48] Now, the rules go like this, as follows.
[1:48 - 1:58] The first one to the bottom of the mountain wins or the person that passes up, like, let's
[1:58 - 2:05] say that I'm behind you and I pass you up and I get down to the mountain first, then
[2:05 - 2:06] I win.
[2:06 - 2:11] If I get to the bottom of the mountain first, then I win.
[2:12 - 2:18] Now, there ain't gonna be no dirty drive and none of that shit, but there are gonna
[2:18 - 2:22] be stakes involved.
[2:22 - 2:30] Because I've seen you don't like me being on Twitch, we're gonna make a little wager.
[2:30 - 2:36] If you win the battle, then you get that little fuck boy waiting for your home to leave me
[2:36 - 2:41] the fuck alone and you let me do my Twitch without being fucked with, period.
[2:42 - 2:49] No more fucking with me, no more shutting down my Twitch, you leave me to do me.
[2:49 - 2:59] Now, if I win, like I said, you know the rules, but if you win, I'll show you my Twitch and
[2:59 - 3:06] I'll shut it down right there in front of you and I won't get back on Twitch again.
[3:06 - 3:09] I'll find a different platform to go on.
[3:10 - 3:12] I'm wagering my Twitch here, man.
[3:12 - 3:15] I'm wagering my job.
[3:15 - 3:18] I'm wagering where I make my money.
[3:18 - 3:25] I'm putting my money and my crown on the line.
[3:25 - 3:32] Because I said, Marty, there's one guy in this world that you won't beat and ask me.
[3:32 - 3:37] And don't think I won't know if you got something, someone racing for you.
[3:37 - 3:39] There ain't gonna be no cheating.
[3:39 - 3:42] It's gonna be a fair fucking race, me and you.
[3:42 - 3:49] Yeah, Robin is racing, but like I said, you ain't gonna knock me off the side of the mountain.
[3:49 - 3:56] You ain't gonna put me into no motherfucking trees and I ain't gonna do the same to you.
[3:59 - 4:01] Those are the rules.
[4:01 - 4:04] No, knocking someone off the edges.
[4:04 - 4:11] No fucking making it to where they can't win or blocking them to where they can't drive.
[4:11 - 4:14] Like, you know, no sitting there in the middle of the road.
[4:14 - 4:18] No, it's a one-on-one battle, me and you.
[4:18 - 4:24] I'll call their mountain on Horizon 5 tonight at midnight my time.
[4:24 - 4:26] So what do you say, Marty?
[4:26 - 4:32] You want to battle me for the crown or do you want to punk out like a bitch?
[4:32 - 4:40] Oh, and if you don't show tonight, if you don't show tonight, you automatically forfeit.
[4:40 - 4:42] And that means I win.
[4:42 - 4:48] You automatically forfeit tonight if you don't show.
[4:48 - 4:52] I'm ready to go.
[4:52 - 4:54] So take your pick, Marty.
[4:54 - 4:59] You gonna battle me or are you gonna post the out like you always do?
[4:59 - 5:01] Take your pick, Marty.
[5:01 - 5:03] You got till 10 o'clock tonight to make your choice.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '483' on August 4th, 2024
