Original upload date: February 18th, 2023 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:18] [CHEERFUL MUSIC]
[0:18 - 0:28] What the fuck is up everybody? Tonight we are playing some Fortnite and Shell, bro. Doing some Fortnite and Shell. I'm on the channel Fortnite.
[0:28 - 0:42] If you guys enjoyed this video, be sure to smash that like button and subscribe button and that notification bell down below.
[0:42 - 1:02] I'm going to give it back to this. Alright, the rest of it. I guess I had to take care of something real quick.
[1:02 - 1:21] Now with that being said, now let's jump right into it. As you can see we're rocking a brand new character. Which is Sylvie, which is actually a rare character, shout out to Swagger, man. Let's get it, bro.
[1:21 - 1:34] Now with that being said, now let's get into it.
[1:34 - 2:34] [MUSIC]
[2:34 - 3:02] Bruh, doing this is my job. Yo, soul dragon, what up, dude?
[3:03 - 3:09] [MUSIC]
[3:09 - 3:38] Alright, let's find out where my first quest is to get in Gerald.
[3:39 - 3:47] [MUSIC]
[3:47 - 4:12] Let's drop in like a beast.
[4:12 - 4:17] Now if you guys can have your hands on one, like what this heat level thing is, let me know.
[4:17 - 4:24] Oh, man, what is up with your deadbull on these motherfuckers, man? Let's go.
[4:24 - 4:30] That dude's in dual-wielding, boy.
[4:30 - 4:47] Let's get the hell out of here.
[4:47 - 5:04] Let's see, I'm only going to go running over here.
[5:04 - 5:12] Oh, I know exactly where the fuck you at, boy.
[5:12 - 5:29] Let's see if we can take this dub, man. You know, piss off the haters.
[5:29 - 5:58] Oh, these guys are right up over here, man.
[5:58 - 6:33] [MUSIC]
[6:33 - 6:42] Got it.
[6:42 - 6:48] All that shit?
[6:48 - 7:13] Yeah, well...
[7:13 - 7:19] Ah, shotgun.
[7:19 - 7:42] That's an ammo. I'll take that ammo, dude.
[7:42 - 8:00] [MUSIC]
[8:00 - 8:29] Oh, this, I'll take.
[8:29 - 8:35] Let's set the fuck down, Kukashi.
[8:35 - 8:46] Looks like Kukashi just got injured by me.
[8:46 - 9:08] Oh, that's an ammo. Oh, god. Thank you. I'll take that.
[9:08 - 9:16] Oh, to that house. Ain't your call, bitch, man. Ain't your call, boy.
[9:16 - 9:20] It's my channel. I do whatever the fuck I want to do, bruh.
[9:20 - 9:25] Don't like it. Go watch something else, dude. For real.
[9:25 - 9:37] Don't like what I'm doing. Go watch something else.
[9:37 - 10:06] What you doing out over here?
[10:06 - 10:35] I want to see him.
[10:35 - 10:47] [MUSIC]
[10:47 - 11:16] Alright, dude.
[11:16 - 11:45] [MUSIC]
[11:45 - 12:01] Damn.
[12:01 - 12:14] What is that, pal?
[12:14 - 13:12] [MUSIC]
[13:12 - 13:28] Oh, damn. 18, no bad.
[13:28 - 13:36] No bad for not doing it after a while, man. That's actually not too bad.
[13:36 - 13:50] Oh, 76. I'm going to take the battle pass right quick.
[13:50 - 14:11] No, let's go. Thank you.
[14:11 - 14:24] Gee, I'm playing against real people, boy. So, try again, dude. Sorry.
[14:24 - 14:30] Hey, Helen, why don't you get a wife and stop being a jackass?
[14:30 - 14:48] Oh, yeah, okay, for sure. How can I snatch her? I got you on some skins, girlie. I got you.
[14:48 - 15:03] [MUSIC]
[15:03 - 15:27] How do you know? Backflips for days, boy. How do you backflip it on you dumb ass trolls? What's good?
[15:27 - 15:40] Hey, Helen Keller, ask for me to know you to never find out, bitch. Just saying. Ask for me to know, and for you to never find out, you come back, little bitch.
[15:40 - 15:58] [MUSIC]
[15:58 - 16:21] Hey, fuck handstand, man. I'm out here backflipping on these bitches. What are you talking about?
[16:21 - 16:36] You know, it's sad, man. You trolls are literally a slave to your own bullshit. You guys tell me to get a job and do shit, but, yeah, what are you doing, motherfucker?
[16:36 - 16:48] You guys are literally a slave to the fucking internet, thinking that all this garbage that you guys do is real, but it ain't.
[16:48 - 17:02] Another shit y'all do is fucking real, man. It's dumb garbage.
[17:02 - 17:11] Nice try, idiot.
[17:11 - 17:26] I just find you trolls cheap ass to entertainment. That's all I see you guys as. You guys are literally free entertainment for me.
[17:26 - 17:43] So shout out to the trolls for the free cheap entertainment.
[17:43 - 18:08] Y'all just mad cause I'm rocking shit, and y'all ain't doing shit.
[18:08 - 18:35] Oh, what the fuck?
[18:35 - 18:46] Nah, I ain't shot Helen Keller right in the fucking face and dumbed her ass. Those two wolves, Helen, those were your mom and dad, and I just knocked their asses.
[18:46 - 18:54] Those wolves were your mom and dad, and I just fucking shot their asses, bitch. What you gonna do? Nothing.
[18:54 - 19:09] Just like Helen, you ain't gonna do nothing.
[19:09 - 19:38] Helen, if I suck so bad, why you watching? If I suck so bad, bitch, then why you watching, you dumb cunt?
[19:38 - 20:05] I'm not fucking kidding.
[20:05 - 20:28] A shout out to all the people that do enjoy my content, and I want to say thank you, y'all, man. You guys are badass.
[20:28 - 20:57] Yo, so this is actually Fortnite. Bro, how do you not know what Fortnite is over so long? This is literally one of the most popular games all in the face of the earth.
[20:57 - 21:26] I'm not fucking kidding.
[21:26 - 22:23] Oh, hell no.
[22:23 - 22:52] Fuckin' sucks up there.
[22:52 - 23:15] I love how stupid you trolls really are, man. I really do. I love it.
[23:15 - 23:40] You guys are literally free-ass entertainment.
[23:40 - 23:44] Alright, there goes your fearless leader, Marnie.
[23:44 - 24:09] Bye, Marnie. There goes your fearless leader, bitches. Just domed off Marnie like it was nothing.
[24:09 - 24:21] Now, let's see if we can hunt down any more Marnies. Or maybe I'll hunt for more Helen Kellers.
[24:21 - 24:32] Or more Helen whatevers. Helen the bitch.
[24:32 - 24:41] There's a siren, a chicken. I should not know that that is rare, Marnie. Bye, Marnie.
[24:41 - 25:10] Go on, Marnie, again. It's time that I was a rare, Marnie.
[25:10 - 25:39] Oh, just killed Helen. Sorry, Helen. It sucks to be you.
[25:39 - 26:07] Hey, look. I'm killing Helen for the end of June.
[26:07 - 26:17] Oh, there goes the last gun.
[26:17 - 26:25] Hey, look. This is all part of Wayne Gloria's dish.
[26:25 - 26:54] Helen, Gorthag.
[26:54 - 27:23] Hey, Helen.
[27:23 - 27:34] Oh, another Helen. Now I'm going to count.
[27:34 - 27:38] Another William. Now I'm going to count. Oh, look at that, Marnie. I can't tell.
[27:38 - 28:07] Oh, maybe I'm done with the gun. I can't really tell because of the face.
[28:07 - 28:36] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[28:36 - 29:05] Oh, I did some damage.
[29:05 - 29:26] Yo, where does that truck even end up? Because I know I shot it down this way.
[29:26 - 29:55] I think I see it. Or I see the person that was driving.
[29:55 - 30:24] Oh, no, no, no.
[30:24 - 30:32] Hey, Marnie. Tell your own. Tell your ratty ass.
[30:32 - 31:01] I'm not fucking a trash can, bitch.
[31:01 - 31:30] Oh, saved by the rift.
[31:30 - 31:59] Okay.
[31:59 - 32:20] You know you guys ain't phasing me, right?
[32:20 - 32:29] Hey, you know, you're not phasing me, right? Bitch me.
[32:29 - 32:34] You know, you're not doing jack shit to phase me, right?
[32:34 - 32:40] You guys are just cheap ass AI fucking robots, bro. That's all you are.
[32:40 - 32:47] You're a bunch of slaves to the fucking internet like a bunch of bitches.
[32:47 - 32:57] You're a bunch of fucking slaves, dude.
[32:57 - 33:03] That's all you fucking are. You're a bunch of slaves to the fucking internet.
[33:03 - 33:21] Oh, you mean it's my turn to murder Marnie? Okay.
[33:22 - 33:50] Okay.
[33:50 - 34:16] Uh, I love when you trolls talk shit about me. You want to know why?
[34:16 - 34:24] Because it lets me know that I'm fucking winning.
[34:24 - 34:53] This is gotta be the way I'll go now, right there.
[34:53 - 35:51] Fuck.
[35:51 - 36:01] Hey, Mario, looks like you usually got hammered, bitch, by a pro.
[36:01 - 36:18] Or someone that's a more of a pro than you are.
[36:18 - 36:25] Go ahead, flood my chat, bitch. You ain't gonna do no good. You're just looking like a dumb fuck.
[36:25 - 36:31] For real, bro, you really think flooding my chat's gonna do you any good?
[36:31 - 36:35] Okay, dude, whatever you think helps, bruh.
[36:35 - 36:44] You do you, dumb fuck. You fucking slave to society.
[36:44 - 37:13] You dumbass delusional fuck boy.
[37:13 - 37:17] I love pissing you trolls off, man.
[37:17 - 37:23] I'd say I get more of a kick out of pissing you trolls off than I do doing anything else.
[37:23 - 37:26] I fucking love making you guys mad.
[37:26 - 37:31] When I make you guys mad, I get joy out of that.
[37:32 - 38:52] Fuck.
[38:52 - 38:59] Y'all, I'm too easy.
[38:59 - 39:03] Oh, sorry, not sorry about your home, Marty.
[39:03 - 39:06] Oh, there goes your home again, bitch.
[39:06 - 39:14] Oh, is that your mom's home? Oh, well.
[39:14 - 39:34] Let your horrible mom know that I'm not even gonna pay for that shit.
[39:34 - 40:00] Oh, what's the matter, honey? I'm not gonna destroy your home. Hey, hell, look, there goes your home.
[40:00 - 40:06] Come on, Marty, here goes your piece of shit.
[40:07 - 40:33] Fuck.
[40:33 - 40:47] Sorry about your car. Sorry about your shit, truck, Marty.
[40:47 - 40:51] Hey, hell, sorry, not sorry about your home, you dumb cunt.
[40:51 - 41:20] How'd you not think that I'm not sorry?
[41:20 - 41:49] Oh, killed another Marty, down from the count.
[41:49 - 42:17] Fuck.
[42:17 - 42:46] Damn, Marty, I'm destroying all your dunes, ain't I, boy?
[42:46 - 43:18] Fuck.
[43:18 - 43:47] Come on, you don't sound good.
[43:47 - 44:11] Damn, looks like somebody had a bad day down here.
[44:11 - 44:16] I hope you guys know I'm not even paying attention to the garbage you guys talk.
[44:16 - 44:23] I hope you realize that you guys may as well just be talking to yourselves.
[44:23 - 44:52] I'm not even paying attention to what you retardants have to say.
[44:52 - 44:59] It's funny how you guys think the internet is real.
[44:59 - 45:02] It really is.
[45:02 - 45:31] You guys are so fucking small minded that it's pathetic.
[45:31 - 46:29] Fuck.
[46:29 - 46:58] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
[46:58 - 47:12] Fuck.
[47:12 - 47:16] Oh, don't forget, I can toss any of you guys in the comments right now anytime I want.
[47:16 - 47:19] You seem to forget that.
[47:19 - 47:25] Or you guys forget that I have all your guys' info.
[47:25 - 47:28] From the other night, I'm already streamed.
[47:28 - 47:41] If you guys forget that I have all your info, and that I can toss you guys at any fucking time I want.
[47:41 - 48:10] If you don't, fuck, forget that.
[48:10 - 49:18] Fuck.
[49:18 - 49:47] There's dudes over here.
[49:47 - 50:16] Fuck.
[50:16 - 50:45] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
[50:45 - 51:13] Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '875' on August 11th, 2024