Original upload date: February 11th, 2023 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:16 - 0:18] You still don't get it, do you, Marty?
[0:18 - 0:23] You're a cheapskate.
[0:23 - 0:28] You're a loser.
[0:28 - 0:33] A fat, overweight nobody.
[0:33 - 0:35] That's going nowhere with his life.
[0:35 - 0:39] That's all you're doing.
[0:39 - 0:42] And your little bitch friends in the commons.
[0:42 - 0:45] Don't scare me.
[0:45 - 0:47] I warned you.
[0:47 - 0:49] I fucking warned you.
[0:49 - 0:53] But now you have to pay the price.
[0:53 - 0:56] Now, you have to suffer the consequences
[0:56 - 0:58] for your actions.
[0:58 - 1:01] Because trust and believe, I will be reporting your channel
[1:01 - 1:03] as a fraud.
[1:03 - 1:07] Because the whole world knows that you bought your subscribers.
[1:07 - 1:09] You did not earn them.
[1:09 - 1:11] You bought them.
[1:11 - 1:14] And YouTube doesn't like that, Marty.
[1:14 - 1:19] See, unlike you, I earned my subs.
[1:19 - 1:22] You buy them.
[1:22 - 1:24] And you terrorize people.
[1:24 - 1:31] Just like you terrorized that poor guy's family
[1:31 - 1:33] into giving you the Xbox.
[1:33 - 1:36] And then you bribed him with money.
[1:36 - 1:41] That just shows that you have no honor.
[1:41 - 1:46] That shows that you have no respect.
[1:46 - 1:50] That shows that you're a fake.
[1:50 - 1:51] A phony.
[1:51 - 1:54] A fraud.
[1:54 - 1:58] Just like your little troll friends, you're a nobody.
[1:58 - 2:01] You're a worthless piece of trash, Nick.
[2:01 - 2:15] I went to the motherfuckers that are attacking my good friend, Cam.
[2:15 - 2:18] You better back off.
[2:18 - 2:23] This is a fair warning to anybody attacking my fan, Cam,
[2:23 - 2:25] and her family.
[2:25 - 2:30] Cam's a very good friend to me.
[2:30 - 2:33] Her and her family have been supporters of mine for a while now.
[2:33 - 2:35] And let me tell you something.
[2:35 - 2:39] You guys attack her family, you attack me.
[2:39 - 2:44] And when you attack me, it's game over for you.
[2:44 - 2:53] So go ahead, keep fucking with Cam's family.
[2:53 - 2:56] Watch what happens.
[2:56 - 2:58] And that ain't coming from me.
[2:58 - 3:00] That's coming from her.
[3:00 - 3:05] You guys keep fucking around her family.
[3:05 - 3:08] It's not gonna end well for you.
[3:08 - 3:13] It's really not.
[3:13 - 3:15] And I'm not saying that's coming from me.
[3:15 - 3:18] I'm talking about that coming from her.
[3:18 - 3:25] So fair warning to all you idiots unless you want to end up in prison
[3:25 - 3:27] for the shit you're doing.
[3:27 - 3:29] I suggest you back off.
[3:29 - 3:33] Because I ain't gonna get you arrested.
[3:33 - 3:35] Nah.
[3:35 - 3:38] But she will.
[3:38 - 3:40] So trust me when I say,
[3:40 - 3:47] your best bet is to fuck off and leave her alone.
[3:47 - 3:51] You fuck with my fan base, you fuck with me.
[3:51 - 3:55] And when you fuck with me, you fuck with three times the people.
[3:55 - 4:00] My fan base, my family, and my friends.
[4:00 - 4:04] And trust me when I say, they don't take shit from no one.
[4:04 - 4:12] So Marty, do yourself a favor and bow down, bitch.
[4:12 - 4:16] Do yourself a favor and bow down to your master.
[4:16 - 4:22] After all, I am the one that made you.
[4:22 - 4:26] I am the one that got you to where you're at.
[4:26 - 4:29] I am the reason why you have a channel.
[4:29 - 4:37] I am the reason why you're doing numbers.
[4:37 - 4:42] So take your pick, Nick.
[4:42 - 4:47] Take your fucking pick, you faggot.
[4:47 - 4:52] You're a piece of shit and everyone knows it.
[4:52 - 4:58] If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have a goddamn channel, loser.
[4:58 - 5:05] And you buying subscribers just shows how fucking fake you really are.
[5:05 - 5:09] And you want to know how I know you bought your subs?
[5:09 - 5:11] You want to know how I know?
[5:11 - 5:15] Because your numbers don't match up.
[5:15 - 5:30] Your numbers in viewership and in subscriber count don't match up with what I do.
[5:30 - 5:36] Now, let me show you guys how to deal with a troll.
[5:36 - 5:43] If you're here to fuck around, fucking save it until your bitch master Marty just sucked my daddy's dick, bitch.
[5:43 - 5:52] Hey, why don't you go back to sucking your master Marty's dick, you faggot?
[5:52 - 5:56] You're a pussy, so fuck you, you know I have to have a bitch.
[5:56 - 6:03] That's how you deal with a troll, ladies and gentlemen.
[6:03 - 6:12] So Marty, you can send your little bitch, you can send your little bitch army if you want to.
[6:12 - 6:19] But you and I both know that you're never going to win this war.
[6:19 - 6:23] You and I both know you're never going to win.
[6:23 - 6:27] Now, back to what I was saying.
[6:27 - 6:30] You want to know how I know your numbers don't add up?
[6:30 - 6:33] That's very simple.
[6:33 - 6:38] Because all your content is about me.
[6:38 - 6:45] Every single video you make is about me.
[6:45 - 6:51] And yet, you somehow magically got over 10,000 subs overnight.
[6:51 - 6:54] That's not how it works.
[6:54 - 6:59] I know you didn't earn those subs.
[6:59 - 7:01] You bought those subs.
[7:01 - 7:13] You bought those subs that you have, Nick.
[7:13 - 7:16] It's just a matter of time before you get shut down, my friend.
[7:16 - 7:24] See, the difference between me and you, Marty, is you're a pathetic loser.
[7:24 - 7:27] That doesn't know how to work for anything.
[7:27 - 7:30] You're a daddy dick sucker.
[7:30 - 7:37] You're a loser nobody.
[7:37 - 7:41] Hey, loser, jump off a bridge and fuck yourself.
[7:41 - 7:48] Hey, tell your little friend Marty to fuck off.
[7:48 - 7:54] You think I fear you, Marty? I don't.
[7:54 - 8:02] I fear no man, not even you.
[8:02 - 8:09] Hey, retard, stop calling and being a little whiny bitch and get a life.
[8:09 - 8:12] Because you're a pathetic piece of shit like Marty.
[8:12 - 8:21] You guys keep calling in. I'll keep destroying you.
[8:21 - 8:26] Go ahead. Keep calling in and I'll keep destroying you little faggots.
[8:26 - 8:32] So go ahead.
[8:32 - 8:34] And why should I end?
[8:34 - 8:37] To August, October?
[8:37 - 8:40] Why should I let a faggot nobody speak?
[8:40 - 8:43] They have nothing important to say.
[8:43 - 9:01] Hey, loser, why don't you get a life and stop wasting your time being a bitch?
[9:01 - 9:03] What's the matter, motherfuckers?
[9:03 - 9:06] You mad because I own you, Marty?
[9:06 - 9:23] By the way, matter of fact, what do you want, you fucking loser?
[9:23 - 9:27] You come to bitch just like Marty.
[9:27 - 9:33] You come to bitch with me like a loser?
[9:33 - 9:37] Aw, you sound like your constipated bitch, boy.
[9:37 - 9:39] Why don't you go to the bathroom?
[9:39 - 9:42] If you're that constipated, why don't you go to the bathroom
[9:42 - 9:58] and take your shit out of your mouth like the loser that you are?
[9:58 - 10:02] You do realize you sound like a fucking five-year-old retard, right?
[10:02 - 10:05] You are aware that you sound like a retard, right?
[10:05 - 10:30] You guys may as well stop calling because you guys are stupid.
[10:30 - 10:34] What do you want, you stupid retarded troll?
[10:34 - 10:37] Hey, retard.
[10:37 - 10:42] Hey, how about you do yourself a favor and fuck yourself?
[10:42 - 10:44] No, you're not.
[10:44 - 10:46] You're a bitch of Marty's.
[10:46 - 10:48] You're one of his little puppets.
[10:48 - 10:51] You're one of his little shitty puppets.
[10:51 - 11:00] You think I'm scared of you, retards, but I'm not.
[11:00 - 11:08] See, that's the difference between me and you trolls.
[11:08 - 11:12] I'm not falling for your bullshit.
[11:12 - 11:15] So you may as well give it up.
[11:15 - 11:21] Because Marty, you and I both know you're a piece of shit loser
[11:21 - 11:23] that has no life.
[11:23 - 11:25] You have no friends.
[11:25 - 11:29] Your girlfriend's a whore, by the way.
[11:29 - 11:31] Your dad's a fucking retard.
[11:31 - 11:34] Your mom's a fucking slut.
[11:34 - 11:40] And they came out with your faggot ass because you're a little bitch.
[11:40 - 11:49] You're a retard.
[11:49 - 11:55] Hey, retard, go back to sucking your daddy Marty's little dick, you dumbass.
[11:55 - 12:06] You really think I'm scared of you, retarded trolls, but I'm not.
[12:06 - 12:12] You guys really think you're doing something, but you're doing nothing.
[12:12 - 12:17] You're a bunch of retard robot idiots.
[12:17 - 12:21] You follow Marty's little fucking rule.
[12:21 - 12:25] But really, you ain't shit.
[12:25 - 12:33] You guys do nothing but waste your time trying to make other people look like shit.
[12:33 - 12:38] But really, you guys are the pieces of shit.
[12:38 - 12:46] And you're mad that I destroy you like this.
[12:46 - 12:51] Hello, if you're a fucking troll, get it over with you fucking retarded monkey boy,
[12:51 - 12:53] because I ain't got time for this.
[12:53 - 13:03] Yeah, wait until when you can tell your little friends to go fucking suck a dick.
[13:03 - 13:13] Anybody else want to get destroyed?
[13:13 - 13:18] Come on, let's see it.
[13:18 - 13:23] Come on, who else wants to get shut down in less than two seconds flat?
[13:23 - 13:25] Let's go.
[13:25 - 13:29] Who wants to get fucking destroyed in less than two seconds?
[13:29 - 13:31] Let's go.
[13:31 - 13:35] You little fucking Nimrod fucking trolls.
[13:35 - 13:41] Think you're so big and bad.
[13:41 - 13:44] Look, victim number 1000, here we go.
[13:44 - 13:47] Hello, Trollmurder Express, you finally killed him.
[13:47 - 13:52] How can I help you?
[13:52 - 13:53] No, you're not.
[13:53 - 13:54] No, you're not.
[13:54 - 13:56] You're just a dumbass troll.
[13:56 - 13:58] You're a retard.
[13:58 - 13:59] Life retard.
[13:59 - 14:01] Oh, what's the matter?
[14:01 - 14:02] Are you mad?
[14:02 - 14:03] You mad?
[14:03 - 14:09] You're a retard.
[14:09 - 14:12] Hey, John Can, one of those shit.
[14:12 - 14:14] Fuck you.
[14:14 - 14:21] Oh, murder.
[14:21 - 14:23] Trollmurder, you finally killed him.
[14:23 - 14:24] How can I help you?
[14:24 - 14:26] Yeah, Trollmurder, let's kill him.
[14:26 - 14:27] Let's hear it.
[14:27 - 14:46] Where they at?
[14:46 - 14:48] How about your dad licks your nuts?
[14:48 - 14:51] Or better yet, how about you tell your wife to suck my cock?
[14:51 - 14:59] Pretend to be my brother boogeyman again, bitch.
[15:00 - 15:03] Pretend to be my brother boogeyman again, bro.
[15:03 - 15:05] Ain't gonna work.
[15:05 - 15:15] You trolls are just mad because I'm destroying you guys.
[15:15 - 15:24] You guys are mad that I'm destroying you motherfuckers.
[15:24 - 15:32] Trollkiller, you finally killed him and killed him.
[15:32 - 15:33] How can I help you?
[15:33 - 15:37] Your turn, retard.
[15:37 - 15:39] Your mom's turn, retard.
[15:39 - 15:41] Your sister's turn, retard.
[15:41 - 15:45] Hey, hey, why don't you go get your sister and tell her to suck my dick?
[15:45 - 15:51] I want just for the record.
[15:51 - 15:52] Thank you.
[15:52 - 15:56] I'll take that as a compliment because I know I'm cute.
[15:56 - 15:58] My girlfriend knows I'm cute.
[15:58 - 16:01] So you ain't telling me anything I don't already know.
[16:01 - 16:04] Come up with something new and original.
[16:04 - 16:05] Let's go.
[16:05 - 16:10] You guys think you're doing something original, but you're not.
[16:10 - 16:15] You're doing nothing original.
[16:15 - 16:18] You see how this works?
[16:18 - 16:20] You guys attack me and I destroy you.
[16:20 - 16:23] Come on, dude.
[16:23 - 16:25] Is that all you got?
[16:25 - 16:27] The original dumbasses.
[16:27 - 16:31] If you're gonna troll me, at least be original, bro.
[16:31 - 16:37] At least be fucking original and stop being an idiot.
[16:37 - 16:41] Come on.
[16:41 - 16:43] Is that all you guys got?
[16:43 - 16:45] Calling in and sending shit to my house?
[16:45 - 16:47] That's all you got?
[16:47 - 16:49] God, you guys are stupid.
[16:49 - 16:55] You guys are really fucking dumb.
[16:55 - 16:58] You guys really think that you're doing something original,
[16:58 - 17:02] but really, you're being petty and pathetic.
[17:02 - 17:06] All you chose in the comments, you're pathetic.
[17:06 - 17:09] You're unoriginal.
[17:09 - 17:12] You have no originality.
[17:12 - 17:15] Be original motherfuckers if you're gonna troll me.
[17:15 - 17:25] If you're here to try to troll me, get it the fuck over with.
[17:25 - 17:26] Dude, what?
[17:26 - 17:34] I know you're using a voice mod and you're watching my shit,
[17:34 - 17:40] so you may as well speak up.
[17:40 - 17:46] No, unoriginal.
[17:46 - 17:52] Is that all you retards got?
[17:52 - 17:57] If you're here to try to troll me, get it over with, you retard.
[17:57 - 17:59] Make me bitch.
[17:59 - 18:04] Your dad's a fucking whore and your mom's a slut just like your sister.
[18:04 - 18:06] Oh wait, I forgot.
[18:06 - 18:09] Your daddy fucked your sister and had you.
[18:09 - 18:20] You incest, baby little bitch.
[18:20 - 18:25] Is that all you got?
[18:25 - 18:28] Is that all you fucking got, retards?
[18:28 - 18:30] Is that all you fucking got?
[18:30 - 18:39] Cause seriously, you guys are so dumb.
[18:39 - 18:41] I mean, you guys say you have a life.
[18:41 - 18:43] No, you don't.
[18:43 - 18:47] Half you motherfuckers don't even work.
[18:47 - 18:49] Just like you, Marty.
[18:49 - 18:51] You don't work.
[18:51 - 18:54] You sit on your fat lazy ass all day.
[18:54 - 18:58] And you lose at Stratigo.
[18:58 - 19:02] And you lose in Connect 4 against kids, bro.
[19:02 - 19:09] You lose in Connect 4 to kids.
[19:09 - 19:14] And you lose in Stratigo every time.
[19:14 - 19:22] And you're supposed to be a world-class Stratigo player.
[19:22 - 19:28] A world-class Stratigo player never loses, Marty.
[19:28 - 19:31] But you lose every time.
[19:31 - 19:40] Yo Kawhi, what up, fam?
[19:40 - 19:45] And Kawhi, watch this shit, sis.
[19:45 - 19:48] Hello? Troll murdering?
[19:48 - 19:51] You're the 500th person to call in.
[19:51 - 19:54] How many motherfuckers do you want me to hunt down and murder this time?
[19:54 - 20:03] Yeah, and you're a fucking retard trying to use a different voice.
[20:03 - 20:06] So you may as well use your real voice, dumbass.
[20:06 - 20:16] Yeah, it's pretty fucking funny that you trolls think you're being original.
[20:16 - 20:27] Unoriginal.
[20:27 - 20:38] You guys, you trolls are nothing more than pathetic losers with no lives.
[20:38 - 20:40] Am I right, Kawhi?
[20:40 - 20:43] And Kawhi, am I right or am I right?
[20:43 - 20:52] These loser trolls have no lives, am I right?
[20:52 - 20:55] Clearly, these guys don't have lives.
[20:55 - 21:05] But clearly, people like me and Kawhi and all my mods have real lives.
[21:05 - 21:36] So there's that troll this way.
[21:36 - 21:42] You know, it's funny how you trolls really think you're doing something.
[21:42 - 21:46] But really, you ain't doing nothing.
[21:46 - 21:56] Yeah, not too much.
[21:56 - 22:02] Oh, and don't think I don't know about the secret Discord and you guys hacking my shit.
[22:02 - 22:04] Because I already know about it.
[22:04 - 22:17] See, what's funny is people like you, Pyro, and Creeprod.
[22:17 - 22:24] See, what's funny about people like you is you guys call me a coward.
[22:24 - 22:28] But yet, you hide behind the screen like bitches.
[22:28 - 22:33] See, at least when people see my face, they know who I am.
[22:33 - 22:38] When people see me, they know I'm not hiding.
[22:38 - 22:44] Only cowards hide behind screens and make fun of other people
[22:44 - 22:49] and attack other people's channels and attack their friends and family.
[22:49 - 22:52] Cowards do that shit.
[22:52 - 22:58] Oh wait, that describes about 99.9% of you trolls.
[22:58 - 23:01] You trolls are cowards.
[23:01 - 23:08] You're cowardest little kids hiding behind a screen trying to play big badass.
[23:08 - 23:24] But really, you motherfuckers ain't shit.
[23:24 - 23:28] It's funny how you trolls think you're big and bad.
[23:28 - 23:33] But you ain't shit compared to me, son.
[23:33 - 23:38] Watch this, this is how you handle a troll.
[23:38 - 23:40] Hello, troll murderer.
[23:40 - 23:42] If you find him, I'll kill him.
[23:42 - 23:46] Where's the troll at?
[23:46 - 23:52] You're not gonna say anything?
[23:52 - 24:01] Oh, that's the one troll order I ain't gotta deal with.
[24:01 - 24:03] Make my job a lot easier.
[24:03 - 24:11] Now, without being said, Marty,
[24:11 - 24:14] I hope you're prepared to get screwed
[24:14 - 24:18] because you're about to be screwed
[24:18 - 24:23] by a big bubba in the ass when you go to prison, bitch.
[24:23 - 24:31] Cause that's where you're gonna end up if you don't stop.
[24:31 - 24:34] So fair warning to all you fucking trolls.
[24:34 - 24:42] If you don't stop, the next place for you is gonna be in a jail cell.
[24:42 - 24:46] So have fun in being a bunch of retarded trolls
[24:46 - 24:51] while people like me and Gawai become legendary motherfuckers.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '887' on August 7th, 2024