Original upload date: September 6th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 1:10] [MUSIC]
[1:24 - 1:25] Bro, I could, bro.
[1:25 - 1:28] That would be fucking epic if I could do that.
[1:30 - 1:32] But unfortunately, I don't think there's a way to do that.
[1:32 - 1:33] But if there is a way, let me know.
[1:35 - 1:38] Shit, you send me this stuff, I'll freaking do it.
[1:38 - 1:39] I'll try to make it happen anyway.
[1:45 - 1:48] Shit, if I could, I'd play it with my fucking,
[1:48 - 1:51] my actual piano keyboard, my mini keyboard.
[2:20 - 2:22] Yeah, no, you are, GG Allen.
[2:26 - 2:28] Hey, baby.
[2:32 - 2:35] Oh, fuck.
[2:35 - 2:36] Easy than this guy.
[2:36 - 2:38] I fucking hate this guy.
[2:38 - 2:41] I always end up losing against this guy.
[2:41 - 2:45] I've only, I've won against this guy like maybe twice.
[2:45 - 2:49] Oh, this is gonna be a bitch.
[2:51 - 2:54] Hoping I'm praying that he doesn't know how to use this character at all.
[3:00 - 3:01] I'm hoping.
[3:07 - 3:11] I am hoping and praying to God that he does not know how to use this character properly.
[3:17 - 3:26] And why the hell does this freaking banner look like he's been playing Frogger for the last three years?
[3:26 - 3:28] The fuck, dude?
[3:28 - 3:29] I'll dig your shit.
[3:29 - 3:31] You look like you've been playing Frogger too much.
[3:41 - 3:45] Oh, and it's a promo match.
[3:45 - 3:46] Let's go.
[3:49 - 3:50] Really?
[3:50 - 3:52] This dude, he looks like Triple H.
[4:05 - 4:06] All right.
[4:21 - 4:54] Oh, he knows how to use them.
[5:19 - 5:21] Oh, oh, come on, come on.
[5:21 - 5:23] Get him, get him, get him.
[5:23 - 5:24] Let's go.
[5:33 - 5:34] Oh.
[5:39 - 5:40] Damn.
[5:45 - 5:50] Why does the guy look like Triple H?
[5:50 - 5:51] Somebody tell me that.
[5:51 - 5:53] Why does he look like fucking Triple H?
[5:59 - 6:17] Why for real, dude?
[6:31 - 6:34] Only I'm able to build like fucking Triple H.
[6:41 - 6:43] All right, let's go from my main guy.
[6:46 - 6:50] I wanna go from my main, dude, real quick.
[6:51 - 6:53] And see how well I do with him.
[7:02 - 7:06] And also, I will be setting up a donations page real soon.
[7:19 - 7:23] But if you guys don't know, I will be setting up a donation page here very,
[7:23 - 7:26] very soon within like the next few days or so.
[7:26 - 7:32] Some of you guys would like to donate, and all you guys will be more than able to.
[7:32 - 7:35] Also, if you haven't done so yet, man, go pick up some merch.
[7:35 - 7:40] I just dropped some classic Cyrax Nation merch.
[7:40 - 7:43] So, make sure you copy a Cyrax Nation to it.
[8:21 - 8:23] Yeah, right?
[8:23 - 8:25] All right, this guy's not so bad.
[8:25 - 8:27] I've faced all against this character before.
[8:27 - 8:29] He's actually fairly easy.
[8:37 - 8:39] All right, it's only one match ahead of me.
[8:39 - 8:41] That's fine.
[8:41 - 8:43] He's got all bronze A pluses.
[8:43 - 8:45] My throw count rings at S.
[8:45 - 8:47] My rage is at A plus bronze.
[8:47 - 8:51] And my aggressiveness is at gold A, so.
[8:56 - 8:59] I'm a little bit behind the main pointage.
[9:27 - 9:29] Okay, dude's good, dude's good.
[10:30 - 10:31] Oh, no.
[10:35 - 10:36] God.
[10:39 - 10:40] Ow.
[10:50 - 10:52] Let's see if I can get this guy.
[10:52 - 10:54] Now that I know how he runs.
[10:58 - 11:00] See, now that I know my opponent.
[11:03 - 11:05] Now I got a game plan.
[11:15 - 11:16] Let's get it.
[11:21 - 11:22] All right, so he's second.
[11:22 - 11:24] All right, so we're both second on.
[11:24 - 11:25] Okay.
[11:30 - 11:36] Yeah, he's only like a couple of thousand tech and prowess ahead of me.
[11:36 - 11:37] That's not bad.
[11:38 - 11:41] I'm 39, he's 42, that's actually not bad.
[11:43 - 11:45] All right, y'all, let's get it.
[11:47 - 11:49] Oh, he backed out.
[11:50 - 11:52] He even balled up getting backed out.
[11:53 - 11:54] Dude.
[11:55 - 11:57] Dude fucking ran.
[11:58 - 12:01] Holy fucking ran, dude.
[12:04 - 12:06] The fuck, bro?
[12:06 - 12:08] Why you running?
[12:47 - 12:49] Oh, shit.
[12:49 - 12:51] Okay, this guy might be easy.
[12:51 - 12:54] He doesn't have very many wins.
[12:54 - 13:00] Yeah, dude, his aggressiveness is at C, throw, countering D,
[13:00 - 13:05] punishment proficiency D, and he's only got one, two, three, four, five wins,
[13:05 - 13:09] and he's only got one, two, three, four, five, six,
[13:09 - 13:11] seven, eight, nine, 10, 12.
[13:19 - 13:24] I got 14 wins, and this guy's got, like, what, five?
[13:24 - 13:26] This should be a cakewalk.
[13:51 - 13:53] Oh, you punk ass.
[13:53 - 13:55] All right, I got you, bro.
[14:09 - 14:11] That's one.
[14:45 - 14:51] All right, dude, it's not bad.
[15:37 - 15:39] Oh, now he's getting desperate.
[15:45 - 15:49] Oh, dude got desperate.
[15:50 - 15:53] Homie got desperate on that last one, y'all.
[16:00 - 16:04] Homie got fucking desperate on that last match.
[16:12 - 16:15] Homie got desperate.
[16:26 - 16:29] So it definitely looks like I underestimated this guy.
[16:29 - 16:31] He's definitely good.
[19:00 - 19:02] Oh, got him.
[19:52 - 19:54] I'm gonna get this guy.
[20:02 - 20:05] Oh, dude ran.
[21:32 - 21:33] Oh, damn.
[21:51 - 21:54] Yo, I like his moveset.
[21:59 - 22:04] Especially that frickin...
[22:04 - 22:07] That warboy attack, that was nice.
[22:10 - 22:12] Yo, that warboy was sick.
[22:12 - 22:16] He just basically did instant transmission with a fucking sword.
[22:17 - 22:19] Oh, shit.
[22:20 - 22:21] Great.
[22:22 - 22:25] Gun against fucking Bruce Lee, that's nice.
[22:25 - 22:29] [LAUGH
[22:29 - 22:37] I am totally fucked.
[22:37 - 22:38] [LAUGH]
[23:27 - 23:28] Damn.
[23:28 - 23:30] Yeah, I knew it.
[23:45 - 23:47] Oh, damn.
[24:02 - 24:04] Yo, got him.
[24:28 - 24:29] Let's go.
[24:39 - 24:41] Oh, dude.
[24:41 - 24:42] I timed it.
[24:42 - 24:44] I got that one too early.
[24:44 - 24:45] Shit.
[25:07 - 25:10] Dude made sure I couldn't use my special on that.
[25:16 - 25:18] I like it special.
[25:18 - 25:20] I like Noctis.
[25:20 - 25:21] I like that.
[25:32 - 25:34] I am not gonna lie.
[25:34 - 25:36] I like Noctis is special.
[25:36 - 25:37] That was sick.
[25:37 - 25:38] That was good.
[26:27 - 26:29] Let's hope I can take a win.
[26:37 - 26:39] This might be easy.
[26:39 - 26:40] It might be hard.
[26:40 - 26:42] Yeah.
[26:42 - 26:44] He's using one of my mains.
[26:44 - 26:45] Fuck.
[26:52 - 26:56] And by the way, I'm not sure who subbed or followed me, but whoever did,
[26:56 - 26:57] thank you.
[26:57 - 26:58] You're fucking awesome.
[38:56 - 38:59] Come on, sync up, stop being slow.
[39:03 - 39:05] So, how's the weather where you guys are at?
[39:07 - 39:10] For all y'all on chat, man, how's the weather where you guys are at?
[39:39 - 39:41] All right, I'm good.
[39:43 - 39:48] Yeah, this right here usually means that, uh...
[39:50 - 39:54] Yep, all I have to say, a communication error.
[39:55 - 39:57] It's not so.
[40:10 - 40:14] And, dude, if I was afraid of Marty, why did I make him mad earlier?
[40:14 - 40:17] Why did I get him all pissed off?
[40:45 - 40:48] And if y'all didn't see me get him mad, go back and watch.
[40:51 - 40:54] Like, for real, if y'all ain't seen me get him mad, go back and watch.
[40:54 - 40:56] You'll see how pissed I got him.
[40:57 - 40:59] It was actually pretty funny.
[41:01 - 41:06] Okay, this guy's an interesting fighter.
[41:08 - 41:10] Okay...
[41:10 - 41:12] Oh, dude, I'm cyberlight.
[41:12 - 41:14] I might be able to take this.
[41:14 - 41:16] Keyword in mind.
[48:02 - 48:05] Which is fine, I can play that game.
[48:08 - 48:10] I can play that distance game.
[48:14 - 48:18] I said, I know I'm losing a lot tonight, but we all have our off days.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3282' on August 19th, 2024
