2022-9-21 FORTNITE & CHILL

[0:00 - 0:23] What is up everybody? How's everybody doing this morning? I do apologize for the old school retro vote. I kind of have to do it this way because of the fact that my computer is updating. So it's gonna be a little while.
[0:23 - 0:37] So I'm going to bring that hop on here with y'all man. Do a little Fortnite and Chill and hang out with you guys.
[0:37 - 0:58] So yeah, just waiting for y'all to get up in here while I check my battle pass. While I check my battle pass here, y'all go ahead and hop on in and hang out.
[0:58 - 1:16] Yo, I can get my hands on this noise. Thank you, I will take that.
[1:16 - 1:43] I said, I do apologize. The quality is not like you usually is. Like I said, it kind of has to be this way for today and because my freaking PC is updating.
[1:43 - 2:00] So, you know, I can't really do nothing about that. I don't see a job sitting down here in the comments.
[2:00 - 2:16] Yo Volkswagen, what up? Good morning, dude. Happy birthday. Thanks for the birthday wishes, bro.
[2:16 - 2:22] Yo, Stephan, so far so good, man. How about you? How about yourself, man? How are you doing today?
[2:22 - 2:43] Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, I said my computer is updating and whatnot. So yeah, I'm sorry. I kind of have to put my job on hold for a bit.
[2:43 - 2:57] But it's all good, though. And if you guys have not noticed, I actually have been getting, and I know I said I would never do this, but your boys actually gotten into doing NFTs now.
[2:57 - 3:06] And you guys are wondering what I have up. Go check my link, bro. I got a couple original art pieces out for sale as NFTs.
[3:06 - 3:36] Oh, we got that primal shot. Let's go. Well, I know who's trigger happy.
[3:36 - 4:01] What? That's impressive.
[4:01 - 4:29] All right, so first spot I need to land is right there.
[4:29 - 4:40] Oh, OK, so all right.
[4:40 - 4:48] And I'm not mistaken. Might be.
[4:48 - 4:59] Computer, record.
[4:59 - 5:06] I am a baby and whoever you are, you are not a scientist.
[5:06 - 5:09] We're trying to save the island.
[5:09 - 5:12] The scientist.
[5:12 - 5:15] You're trying to manipulate me.
[5:15 - 5:22] This is, you know, sounds like a bunch of different military codes all jumbled together.
[5:22 - 5:30] I can decode it for you, but I want something in return.
[5:30 - 5:59] What is your crazy, creepy, weird ass one? Great. We got a psycho computer on our hands.
[5:59 - 6:18] Oh, God, I mean, what is that?
[6:18 - 6:35] Got my main weapon, the sniper. Boy, let's go.
[6:35 - 6:47] Oh, that's part of the treasure chest.
[6:47 - 6:58] Yo, that shit was close.
[6:58 - 7:05] Bye bye. See you later.
[7:05 - 7:08] I'll take your other sniper and I'll take your gold.
[7:08 - 7:20] Well, I'll take this. Don't need to talk to any of those, so I'm good.
[7:20 - 7:24] Can always use more ammunition.
[7:24 - 7:31] And I think I'll do the SMG and I'll get my ass.
[7:31 - 7:45] Whoa, OK.
[7:45 - 8:03] That should go.
[8:03 - 8:32] I think I'll keep the rounds that I got.
[8:32 - 8:53] Hey, let's go. We got that level up.
[8:53 - 9:00] That wasn't my man, but I only got knocked down to like ninety three.
[9:00 - 9:18] So I mean, it's not too terrible that.
[9:18 - 9:29] You know, I wonder where that tornado is at, man, because that tornado is fucking fun.
[9:29 - 9:56] Oh, shit. Coliseum.
[9:56 - 10:01] Oh, I was going to run by.
[10:01 - 10:18] He's chasing a chicken.
[10:18 - 10:47] Well, I found the tornado all the way the fuck up over there.
[10:47 - 11:07] See y'all in San and Chen.
[11:07 - 11:16] Now I love you all trolls, man. I really do like you guys give me something to laugh at every time.
[11:16 - 11:24] Like for real, I'm not here making money.
[11:24 - 11:29] Y'all are out here being a bunch of bitches.
[11:29 - 11:34] I'm not here flexing on your mugs with fucking NFTs and shit, bro.
[11:34 - 11:39] What are y'all doing, man?
[11:39 - 12:00] I'm not here flexing on y'all making bank, man. What are you dumb trolls doing, man?
[12:00 - 12:09] That was a sketchy fucking move. Barely made it out of that one, man.
[12:09 - 12:38] Shit. Too damn close.
[12:38 - 12:57] Man, I feel bad for y'all trolls, man, for reals.
[12:57 - 13:26] Like y'all trolls, man, y'all are just sad and pathetic, bro.
[13:26 - 13:51] Man, there ain't no action out here in the desert.
[13:51 - 14:02] Uh-oh, someone has been there.
[14:02 - 14:20] Looks like we got us a guest. Let's go say hello.
[14:20 - 14:49] Uh-oh.
[14:49 - 15:01] Got him. That's one guest down.
[15:01 - 15:16] Oh, hell nah.
[15:16 - 15:24] Sit your ass down, son. Oh, that was too damn fucking close, dude.
[15:24 - 15:45] I almost fucking bought it.
[15:45 - 15:56] Bro, I almost fucking ate it right there. That was too close.
[15:56 - 16:06] Please don't help me. Yes. Yes.
[16:06 - 16:18] And we -- oh, we got a fucking golden shotgun, boys. Let's go. Give me that shit.
[16:18 - 16:32] I definitely want to switch this out for that.
[16:32 - 17:01] Oh.
[17:01 - 17:09] Yeah, I do. I ran.
[17:09 - 17:27] Gosh, it is. Where did he run off to?
[17:27 - 17:37] Dumbass. Never fucking a guy that's got a sniper because you're going to fucking lose, you idiot.
[17:37 - 17:49] Oh, I'm definitely swapping this mug out. Thank you.
[17:49 - 18:18] I need to find a vehicle or something, or it should be fine.
[18:18 - 18:32] I'm just -- oh, yeah, I'm good.
[18:32 - 18:41] Time to stop and take a quick snack. Man, y'all may as well -- y'all may as well call me Adrian 47 next.
[18:41 - 18:59] I'm not here sniping dudes like I'm a fucking hitman or some shit.
[18:59 - 19:03] Man, nothing many by either name.
[19:03 - 19:17] Oh.
[19:17 - 19:23] It's coming off in that direction.
[19:23 - 19:33] I don't know exactly where.
[19:33 - 19:50] Oh.
[19:50 - 20:02] Oh, one shot kill, and I'll take your crown away from you, bitch.
[20:02 - 20:10] Oh, god, these guys are fucking -- oh, fourth row.
[20:10 - 20:27] Oh, I got smoked from the trees. Damn.
[20:27 - 20:44] Yeah, that's what you think, the fake freak show. Adios.
[20:44 - 21:07] Yo, Kledis, what up, dawg? How you doing, Kledis? What's up, man?
[21:07 - 21:17] Yeah, thanks, man. I appreciate that.
[21:17 - 21:22] And trust me, dude, it's from fucking practice, man. I don't just sit there on my ass and do nothing.
[21:22 - 21:31] Like, dude, when I'm not working, I'm usually practicing on this shit.
[21:31 - 21:38] Yeah, and how about winces and whatever.
[21:38 - 21:42] I'm not even going to repeat that name because that's garbage.
[21:42 - 21:47] Yeah, not for sale, fucking.
[21:47 - 22:00] It is not for sale, man. Y'all can forget that shit.
[22:00 - 22:13] All right.
[22:13 - 22:18] I'll take out that message if you promise to find a scientist.
[22:18 - 22:22] Why are you still standing there? Get going, laser.
[22:22 - 22:30] We're going, buds. Listen, Amy, I need your very useful databases to focus on the bigger picture here, okay?
[22:30 - 22:34] Because if I don't save the island, the scientist will have nothing to come back to.
[22:34 - 22:39] Therefore, we are going to call that message.
[22:39 - 22:50] All right, so basically, just drop straight down, okay?
[22:50 - 23:02] Bombs away, fellas.
[23:02 - 23:09] Hey, now, it's not hard for me to get kills on here. I'll tell you my secret.
[23:09 - 23:17] I'll tell you how I get so good or got so good. All I got to do is imagine Marty's face.
[23:17 - 23:30] That's all I did, just imagine his face and just start shooting at it.
[23:30 - 23:51] Just imagine his ugly mug in my crosshairs and just start blasting.
[23:51 - 24:02] Yeah, not very hard to do. All right, so right there is where I need to go.
[24:02 - 24:10] And, of course, it would be in the fucking basement.
[24:10 - 24:25] Drop down, you're going to drop straight down.
[24:25 - 24:51] Oh, no, I'm not going to lie. That took a little bit of skill on that part.
[24:51 - 25:09] Oh, come on. Oh, hell yeah, let's go.
[25:10 - 25:23] Oh, no, I'm not going to.
[25:23 - 25:48] All right, so there's no more quests for now.
[25:48 - 26:03] All right, man, I'll do a little hunting for Marty's who wants to go on a Marty hunting trip.
[26:03 - 26:15] Who wants to put in the contest if you don't want to see me kill off a bunch of parties.
[26:15 - 26:20] Oh, no, no, no, no, I forgot we're not hunting Marty's. They were hunting Grikers.
[26:20 - 26:26] Or is that crying? Yeah, I think it's nothing. It's crikers.
[26:26 - 26:31] I know maybe it is great. Yeah, I think it's I know the females are crying.
[26:31 - 26:40] Curs and the males are great curves. So who knows what we're going to do.
[26:40 - 26:49] We may find a great car. We may find a cranker. Who knows?
[26:49 - 26:53] I do. I did hear that they're from Canada, though.
[26:53 - 27:22] So I mean, my guess is maybe the snowy areas.
[27:22 - 27:34] There's a giant thing.
[27:34 - 27:54] Nothing of any real value.
[27:54 - 28:04] Now I did hear somewhere that crikers like them being near tornadoes. So maybe we'll find a criker over there.
[28:04 - 28:33] Who knows?
[28:33 - 28:41] Whoa.
[28:41 - 28:47] Yeah, we must be closer to a cracker because man, that's more of a huge drop.
[28:47 - 29:14] Hello, going topside.
[29:14 - 29:43] Yeah, I'm literally in the center of this thing right now, dude.
[29:43 - 29:55] Dang, man.
[29:55 - 30:24] That Criker tornado just fucking chucked my ass.
[30:24 - 30:53] Yeah.
[30:53 - 31:09] Oh, it kills the cranker. Let's go.
[31:09 - 31:23] Hell, no, not another fucking cracker.
[31:23 - 31:31] This cracker is mine, bitch.
[31:31 - 31:44] Oh, damn, killed by a cracker, damn.
[31:44 - 31:58] Fuck, dude.
[31:58 - 32:21] That's the thing, dude. Normally I don't do it like this, but due to the fact that my PC is doing like a super long ass update, unfortunately, I kind of have to do it like this for tonight, which kind of sucks, but.
[32:21 - 32:29] Now tell you, dude, those crikers and Grikers, man, they'll get you.
[32:29 - 32:58] My hell, y'all seen how hard it was for me to kill those Marty's and glory holes.
[32:58 - 33:27] Let's back out here and check my volume.
[33:27 - 33:32] Oh, let's go 10 dollars. I will take that.
[33:32 - 33:41] So let's hit up this.
[33:41 - 34:10] Let's do more rewards.
[34:10 - 34:21] Oh, I'll take that.
[34:21 - 34:28] Not gonna lie, I'm digging the jungle fit.
[34:28 - 34:42] I'm actually kind of digging the jungle outfit. That's actually sick.
[34:42 - 35:11] That's cleaning all the rewards on the page, okay.
[35:11 - 35:40] Okay.
[35:40 - 36:04] Oh, sure.
[36:04 - 36:08] Hey, Nick, Nick, what up, man.
[36:08 - 36:37] How you doing, bud.
[36:37 - 36:45] I'm seeing y'all saying shit.
[36:45 - 36:47] We should make a rack.
[36:47 - 36:49] There should be.
[36:49 - 36:55] That'd be dope.
[36:55 - 37:05] She didn't give me honestly a Fortnite man and watch me go to town on some motherfuckers.
[37:05 - 37:11] Oh, for Fortnite it does, dude.
[37:11 - 37:14] I'm actually enjoying this season of Fortnite.
[37:14 - 37:19] I skipped out on last season because it was man.
[37:19 - 37:48] But dude, this season actually looks pretty solid.
[37:48 - 38:15] We should build as a translator, won't you.
[38:15 - 38:27] I'm not gonna lie, dude, that shit looks dope.
[38:27 - 38:56] That actually looks fucking cool.
[38:56 - 39:06] Oh, that weird sound.
[39:06 - 39:08] Are you serious?
[39:08 - 39:16] There's literally just a gold sniper sitting there.
[39:16 - 39:45] Okay, I'm gonna have to start coming here more often, man, this place has some good shit.
[39:45 - 39:47] Oh, thank you.
[39:47 - 39:51] Heel spray.
[39:51 - 40:01] Oh, thank God.
[40:01 - 40:30] But no, in all realness, so if somebody does want to actually try to make a little bit of bank off a Fortnite League player, shit, let me fucking know because I am all in.
[40:30 - 40:58] Oh.
[40:58 - 41:01] Good night.
[41:01 - 41:04] Oh, this one was holding up.
[41:04 - 41:18] Oh, hello, come to papa.
[41:18 - 41:22] I know what a lot of people think, oh, why don't you shield up?
[41:22 - 41:27] I don't use shield, I just go right for the gusto and see what happens.
[41:27 - 41:55] If I win, I win, if I die, hey, at least I gave it a shot.
[41:55 - 41:58] Let's see, there should be another key.
[41:58 - 42:10] Oh.
[42:10 - 42:28] You gotta go.
[42:28 - 42:33] So so these.
[42:33 - 42:38] And yes I can say because I legitimately used to surf when I was younger.
[42:38 - 42:46] When I was a kid I used to surf all the freaking time.
[42:46 - 43:15] And do I miss it, fuck yeah.
[43:15 - 43:44] But now in all seriousness, so guys, it actually feels good to be able to not be attacked as much you know.
[43:44 - 43:50] Like it actually feels good to actually breathe again.
[43:50 - 44:13] And you guys can actually get to see a side of me that you guys normally don't ever get to see hardly.
[44:13 - 44:30] Where is that twister and I love that twist because it gives me the ability to actually do some cool.
[44:30 - 44:42] Oh, found it.
[44:42 - 44:57] You're bro if I swear to God if I can ever get a statue a character, this guy would be it right here.
[44:57 - 45:07] I swear to God this dude would be the character that I would want to get as a little mini figure dude for real.
[45:07 - 45:21] Like that is so dope.
[45:21 - 45:29] That is so dope.
[45:29 - 45:38] Also excited somebody had a bad day too.
[45:38 - 45:50] Oh shit.
[45:50 - 46:15] Oh right in the face.
[46:15 - 46:21] Ouch.
[46:21 - 46:29] That's gonna leave a mark.
[46:29 - 46:43] God damn.
[46:43 - 46:45] Oh I actually nailed a headshot on that one.
[46:45 - 46:47] That wasn't even hardly.
[46:47 - 46:48] Look at that.
[46:48 - 47:00] I got a headshot and I wasn't even aiming bro.
[47:00 - 47:13] This is a straight out boss move.
[47:13 - 47:42] Come on.
[47:42 - 48:11] There are fighting fucking topside.
[48:11 - 48:39] Oh.
[48:39 - 48:46] This is some weird shit dude.
[48:46 - 49:02] There's rising a fucking Bowser's castle from Mario.
[49:02 - 49:31] And don't ask me why but it does.
[49:31 - 49:52] I know these guys are close.
[49:52 - 50:02] I can hear the gunfire very faintly.
[50:02 - 50:08] I know exactly where they're at.
[50:08 - 50:15] I know exactly where these motherfuckers are hiding.
[50:15 - 50:37] Oh boom headshot bitch.
[50:37 - 50:43] Headshot again damn.
[50:43 - 50:58] Bro you ain't wiping me that easily motherfucker.
[50:58 - 51:04] Fuck that storm. I'm getting the hell out of here man. I ain't sticking around for that fucking storm.
[51:04 - 51:07] I ain't getting caught in that bitch.
[51:07 - 51:26] Bro what do I look like I am stupid.
[51:26 - 51:55] Oh let's go motherfuckers.
[51:55 - 52:24] Man you got lucky that you got away motherfucker.
[52:24 - 52:42] I'm just going to go.
[52:42 - 52:48] I'm not sitting around waiting around. Fuck that.
[52:48 - 53:17] Oh you fucking shit.
[53:17 - 53:29] Load your ass in there now bitch.
[53:29 - 53:35] Oh you little motherfucker.
[53:35 - 54:00] Sit down bitch.
[54:00 - 54:17] Three of us left boys let's go. Let's get it.
[54:17 - 54:39] I always enter this area with fucking caution because you never know what the fuck's gonna pop up out here.
[54:39 - 54:54] Oh my god his ass. Oh number three damn.
[54:54 - 55:18] Not bad not bad.
[55:18 - 55:47] Whoever likes me. Have I ever done weed? No I has not.
[55:47 - 56:15] Shit.
[56:15 - 56:44] Now I can go down and do all this shit.
[56:44 - 57:11] I'm burning my ass no I do not have an issue with anybody that does smoke weed because I have my friends do it so I'm used to it.
[57:11 - 57:32] I'm gonna jump into one more match and then I'm gonna switch on over and see if my computer is fully updated and if it is I'm going to be hanging out on there for a bit and chilling and maybe even working on some music for you guys.
[57:32 - 57:49] Or I may end up doing piano covers who knows.
[57:49 - 58:06] Gotta wait for this thing to find a match right quick.
[58:06 - 58:23] Nah bruh weeds is a gateway to being chill for real.
[58:23 - 58:30] Like I said I have a lot of friends that fucking smoke so I'm used to it.
[58:30 - 58:41] I have no issue with anybody that smokes weed and I'm gonna walk around and stretch my legs right quick because I've been fucking working on setting shit up all night.
[58:41 - 59:10] Oh.
[59:10 - 59:30] My dude I've been setting up all night and making connections all night so.
[59:30 - 59:58] Yeah.
[59:58 - 60:27] Seriously want to know what this place even is because this place is so sick.
[60:27 - 60:33] What the fuck.
[60:33 - 60:49] Oh shit.
[60:49 - 61:18] What the fuck is that thing.
[61:18 - 61:47] Oh shit here we go boys boss fight time.
[61:47 - 62:11] Boss fight time.
[62:11 - 62:36] Oh shit.
[62:36 - 63:05] Oh no, not today motherfuckers you are not going to be there fuck you.
[63:05 - 63:34] Fuck you.
[63:34 - 63:42] Oh dude okay now I know what the fucking go after.
[63:42 - 63:44] I'm gonna kill Harold.
[63:44 - 63:49] I am going to fucking kill that bitch.
[63:49 - 64:18] I am going to fucking kill that thing.
[64:18 - 64:47] Oh my god that was it for this episode of Fortnite I like to say I know it's not the usual typical stuff, but I figured why not make it work man.
[64:47 - 64:55] Well that means so man I hope you guys enjoyed today be sure to smack that like button and subscribe button and that notification bell all found down below.
[64:55 - 65:01] Again for all y'all that wish me happy birthday man again thank you you guys are awesome.
[65:01 - 65:08] You know they're wonderful I love you guys and yeah I will catch you guys in just a little bit.
[65:08 - 65:19] No yes, please.