Original upload date: September 19th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:25] What is up? Good morning, good morning, good morning YouTube, good morning everybody. What is up? What is up? What is up? I hope you guys are having a good morning, evening, or afternoon. Wherever you guys are at. Good morning, you guys are in. Good evening. How you guys doing?
[0:25 - 0:54] Now, we've got a couple things to talk about. First off, this dude named Lil2phones who is really "Crip Kay" or as we here in the Syrax Nation call "Crip Gay" aka Michael Willett as everybody knows him by.
[0:54 - 1:22] Do you ever sleep around? Dude I literally slept all fucking night man. It's just my body said fuck you, you're getting up early today. Hey, you gotta be crazy to make it in this industry bruh.
[1:22 - 1:43] Here's the thing bruh. You gotta be crazy to make it in YouTube or in music or anything that I do motherfucker. You gotta be a little bit off your rocker. You gotta be a little bit out there. Hey Morph, what up?
[1:43 - 2:02] But I saw that little diss track that Lil2phones aka Crip Kay, oh I'm sorry, Crip Gay put out on me. And bruh, that shit's dumb as fuck.
[2:02 - 2:22] First off Crip, you ain't fooling nobody motherfucker. Matter of fact bro, y'all that don't know, let me fill you guys in on a little tidbit about Crip Kay. This motherfucker out here claiming he has a band, right?
[2:22 - 2:44] Claims that he has a band. My good friend Michael aka Light Giant Media whose family has been very near and dear to me for the last several months. Who has actually done a lot to help me and my family out. Who has actually hooked me up with the opportunities to actually make some pretty good money.
[2:44 - 3:06] This man offered Crip and shot at doing some shows for his band. But Crip had to go out of his way and make an excuse, oh we don't have any songs recorded. Motherfucker Crip, how you gonna have a band and not have any songs ready?
[3:06 - 3:24] Like the fuck dude. Morph here probably can put on a better show than you, clearly. Cause at least Morph and her band are actually working on shit. What do you do?
[3:24 - 3:46] Every band, even if it's just one song, even one fucking song is enough to get people listening bro. Like how you gonna have a band and not have even one song ready to fucking go for a show?
[3:46 - 4:02] I've got hundreds of songs that I could choose from if I were to do a show. Hundreds.
[4:02 - 4:16] Exactly. Exactly Morph.
[4:16 - 4:28] Oh shit, back when my best friend David and his band Elixir, which is now Sankat. By the way, I shot Sankat, I fucking love you guys.
[4:28 - 4:41] It's been way too long motherfuckers, we need to hang the fuck out. But when they first started out, I was fucking there during that whole process.
[4:41 - 5:09] During their first fucking album, they were doing shows before their first album was even done. They had like maybe two or three songs done, if that. And they were performing and doing quite well.
[5:09 - 5:13] Very true.
[5:13 - 5:19] So Crypt, you really think your little shitty diss on me phases me?
[5:19 - 5:28] If anything, I just fucking laughed at it. I literally laughed my ass off of your shitty little digs at me, bro. Like, they were funny.
[5:28 - 5:41] Not even gonna lie, if y'all go look at little two phones, bro, it's fucking garbage.
[5:41 - 5:51] I mean, it's not bad. The quality is not bad, but dude, your digs at me are just like everybody else. They're shit.
[5:51 - 6:00] Have you monetized yet? I am very close to that, man. I'm very close to monetizing. Very, very close.
[6:00 - 6:11] Not in fact, I can tell you right now what my stuff is. I can tell you right now why we pulled up on here.
[6:11 - 6:31] So right now, where is it? Monetization. I need 4,000, right? I need 4,000 public watch hours. I am at 3,337. I am right on the cusp of being monetized.
[6:31 - 6:53] So I am right fucking there, man. I am close, bro.
[6:53 - 7:06] But that's not why I'm here. I'm not here to just talk shit on motherfuckers. I'll tell you why. Because Tyler backed out like a bitch.
[7:06 - 7:15] No, seriously, like, you can go back and watch my livestream. I waited for almost an hour for that dude to show up. He never fucking showed.
[7:15 - 7:32] Dude conked out like a bitch. And he knows he did. Like, I had that dude unblocked and everything ready to fucking go. Dude never showed, so what can I say?
[7:32 - 7:46] I'll probably never be at the point where I came up. Actually, that's not true, Morph. You actually, knowing you and the way you work and the way you operate, you probably will be.
[7:46 - 7:54] It's just a matter of time. You just gotta keep on that grind and keep hustling and keep doing your thing.
[7:54 - 8:11] I actually know he wasn't, but whatever. But this ain't for the fake fans. This is for the real motherfuckers, man. This is for the real fans that know me, that know what I'm about.
[8:11 - 8:22] This announcement is for all y'all that have been rocking my shit since day fucking one.
[8:22 - 8:33] For the past several months, y'all may have noticed why I haven't been doing, y'all may have noticed I haven't been doing much artwork really over the last several months.
[8:33 - 8:51] And there's a very good reason for that because I've been working with some really good friends of mine, coming up with ideas, and I'm excited. I'm literally excited to announce that Odd World Art is back, dropping brand new merch.
[8:51 - 9:10] I have two lines out right now, which are currently the Neo-Retro Japan series, which is actually the thing for this right here, actually.
[9:10 - 9:21] And then you have the 50s pop art, and then you have the vintage vibe series, which are all three of the current ones I have out right now. They're all, you know, retroy.
[9:21 - 9:40] They got that old school aesthetic that is kind of making that comeback, you know, it's got that old school vintagey, you know, 50s pop art, old school 80s like Neo style stuff like it's super, super sick.
[9:40 - 9:52] So if you guys would like to grab me up some shit, head over to the shop, which is in the description. Don't copy a t-shirt, copy mug, notebook, hoodie.
[9:52 - 10:05] Help. Copy a freaking tote bag if you want to, bruh.
[10:05 - 10:16] Like, for real, copy a t-shirt, a hoodie, a fucking pullover hoodie, like, dude, I got all kinds of shirts, man, I got all kinds of hoodies.
[10:16 - 10:34] I've got all kinds of shit, man, so go copy some dope ass merch.
[10:34 - 10:46] Why am I in prison and shit about Thailand? Because these idiots know that it ain't fucking true what they're saying, and I ain't got time for the bullshit liars.
[10:46 - 10:52] I'm just being honest, I ain't got time for the coward shit.
[10:52 - 11:11] That would be the trolls, and I don't feed the trolls. I starve them. And didn't you know that's my job is to starve trolls?
[11:11 - 11:29] Oh, and by the way, before you trolls even go think about, even go thinking about to reform my shit, don't fucking bother, because I have all the shit that I created with my friends on backup files on my computer.
[11:29 - 11:54] Oh, and by the way, don't bother going to try to look it up because you ain't gonna find shit on it. Just saying. Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna find shit on any of my work, so don't even fucking bother.
[11:54 - 12:14] Now with that being said, let's unplug this back in. Holy shit. Now with that being said, what do you think we get to rockin' out some tunes?
[12:15 - 12:51] [Door opens]
[12:51 - 13:01] By the way, shout out to the SIRAC, shout out to the Nation, man. How y'all doing today?
[13:01 - 13:08] [Door opens]
[13:08 - 13:11] Ooh, there we go. That sounded good.
[13:11 - 13:13] [Door opens]
[13:13 - 13:32] I'm not really feeling this.
[13:32 - 13:35] Where's the other? Okay.
[13:35 - 13:37] Oh, there's my brothers, man.
[13:37 - 13:40] Sorry, y'all. I had to phone my brother David's food.
[13:41 - 13:50] If y'all don't know, this is the pic that my brother, my best friend/brother David gave me before he passed, so, yeah.
[13:50 - 13:54] And if you guys notice, I always use this pic.
[13:54 - 13:59] During every show, I always use, I actually use this one more than I use my others.
[13:59 - 14:02] 'Cause this is like my main go-to one.
[14:08 - 14:10] So, yeah.
[14:10 - 14:14] With that being said, now let's fucking shred some shit for you guys.
[14:14 - 14:36] [Door opens]
[14:37 - 14:39] [Door closes]
[14:39 - 14:41] [Door opens]
[14:41 - 14:49] Let's drink the bass.
[14:49 - 16:41] [Door opens]
[16:41 - 16:46] I'm here in New York City. Let's take some dick.
[16:46 - 16:54] [Door opens]
[16:54 - 17:05] Let's rock and roll, let's rock and roll.
[17:05 - 17:12] [Door opens]
[17:13 - 17:37] Let's rock and roll, let's rock and roll.
[17:40 - 17:43] [Door opens]
[17:43 - 20:34] Let's rock and roll, let's rock and roll.
[20:34 - 20:49] And see, that's something you trolls need to realize.
[20:49 - 20:55] That's something that you trolls need to realize that I don't think you do realize.
[20:56 - 21:00] Instead of offending me, you fuel me.
[21:00 - 21:07] If anything, I should be thanking you trolls because you trolls saying all the bullshit that you say,
[21:07 - 21:11] that just fuels me to keep doing what I fucking do.
[21:11 - 21:15] And why? Because you trolls let me know that I do something right.
[21:15 - 21:23] But you not getting the food by me starving you shows me that I'm doing something right.
[21:24 - 21:29] So if anything, I should be thanking you, and I'm sure more here will agree.
[21:29 - 21:36] See, you guys fuel what I do.
[21:36 - 21:43] You guys are just jealous that you ain't got the skill that I fucking got. That's all it is, it's jealousy.
[21:43 - 21:49] It's pure and utter fucking pathetic jealousy.
[21:50 - 22:04] Which way you guys can go ahead and say whatever you want to say, but the truth remains that you guys are jealous.
[22:04 - 22:29] Let's see, what other old school song do I want to knock out?
[22:29 - 22:39] Oh, I got one for y'all.
[22:39 - 22:48] Because we're going back a little bit old school, I got something for you guys.
[22:49 - 23:01] This is the thing that I'm going to be asking you guys, I'm going to be asking you guys, in these places, because when people are done, you can't do that.
[23:01 - 41:39] No, I'm not going to do that.
[41:39 - 41:44] Isn't it time you realize the farther you go, the better it gets and discover that even
[41:44 - 42:13] now, we'll find out what true adventure really means with the most awarded S.U.P. brand.
[42:13 - 44:37] [MUSIC]
[44:37 - 44:42] You know, the one thing I do find funny about you trolls is this.
[44:42 - 44:47] You guys talk all this crap that you can never once back it up.
[44:47 - 45:06] Not once.
[45:06 - 45:10] Which is honestly pretty sad.
[45:10 - 45:41] [MUSIC]
[45:41 - 45:47] All right, so the more I do, the more you get mad and it's pretty funny.
[45:47 - 45:50] [MUSIC]
[45:50 - 45:55] And wouldn't you agree, Lou?
[45:55 - 46:01] And Lou Moore, wouldn't you guys, matter of fact, to all the real Cyrax Nation out there, man.
[46:01 - 46:05] Wouldn't you guys agree that it's funny watching these trolls get triggered?
[46:05 - 46:08] I think it's funny.
[46:08 - 46:10] And what about y'all, man?
[46:10 - 46:12] Y'all gotta be laughing at these guys.
[46:12 - 46:23] They're like total idiots making dumb asses out of themselves.
[46:23 - 46:52] [MUSIC]
[46:52 - 46:53] Y'all already know this one.
[46:53 - 50:14] [MUSIC]
[50:14 - 50:16] And here's the thing, man.
[50:16 - 50:20] Tyler already had this fucking shot.
[50:20 - 50:26] Give me one good reason as to why I should give Tyler another shot.
[50:26 - 50:33] Give me one damn good reason why I should give that punk another shot.
[50:33 - 50:40] Name one damn good reason why I should give that kid a shot when he clearly didn't show the last time.
[50:40 - 50:44] Give me one damn good reason and I might consider it.
[50:44 - 50:48] And it better be a fucking good one.
[50:48 - 51:07] It can't be no bullshit ass excuse either.
[51:07 - 51:10] $500, my ass.
[51:10 - 51:15] Marty don't even fucking make that in a day off his fucking channel.
[51:15 - 51:27] He can't make about $200, but he don't make enough to fucking pay out $500.
[51:27 - 51:37] And besides, if the money is real, I want to see it first in cash.
[51:37 - 51:44] If I'm going to raise that man for money, I want to see that money in fucking cash and know that it's real and not fake.
[51:44 - 51:55] Alright, for all I know, y'all can be tricking me into this shit just like y'all have always done with other shit, man.
[51:55 - 51:59] So give me damn one good reason.
[51:59 - 52:13] Give me one damn and I mean damn good fucking reason as to why I should give that little punk another shot when he backed out already.
[52:13 - 52:21] Give me one damn good fucking reason and $500 ain't a damn good reason either.
[52:21 - 52:30] And if there is $500 on the line, I want to see that shit in cold hard cash.
[52:30 - 52:38] Straight up.
[52:38 - 52:54] I want to see that dough in cold hard ass fucking cash.
[52:54 - 53:15] Nah, you're not wrong, Morph, they probably are. Which is why I'm saying if it is real, I want to see that money in cold hard fucking cash on a livestream in fucking person for myself.
[53:15 - 53:31] If it is real, let me see the cold hard cash straight up.
[53:31 - 53:53] I want to see that shit in cold hard motherfucking cash, not some cash app straight up cold hard cash. You know, in actual dollar bills, that kind of cold hard cash.
[53:53 - 54:02] Because otherwise, if you ain't showing the cash, I ain't doing it. I'm just saying, man, I'm getting straight up.
[54:02 - 54:20] And unless you got that cold hard fucking cash on hand, I ain't doing it.
[54:20 - 54:32] Ah, I know they're a little troll. Bye bye.
[54:32 - 54:36] Boy, boy.
[54:36 - 54:45] And besides, I thought that was even the real music biz Marty anyway, I highly doubt it. It's probably some fucking troll.
[54:45 - 55:14] Whoever it was, sucks to be them, dude.
[55:14 - 55:38] But for real, though, man.
[55:38 - 55:43] Tyler, I'll be straight up, man. Tyler done missed his shot, man.
[55:43 - 55:49] I showed up the other night. I showed up ready to go and he ain't show.
[55:49 - 55:55] I had that man unblocked. And you guys saw it.
[55:55 - 55:59] And if you don't believe me, go back and look.
[55:59 - 56:06] I had that man unblocked for over an hour and he ain't show. Go back and watch the stream.
[56:06 - 56:15] Don't believe me? Go back and look for yourself.
[56:15 - 56:27] I had that man unblocked ready to fucking go, but his ass ain't show.
[56:27 - 56:37] Hey Alex, how do you, how is your, ain't you supposed to be a nurse now? Get back in your cage, little puppy dog. Get back in your cage, man.
[56:37 - 56:43] Hey, stay there in your cage and be a good boy. And if you're a good boy, I might let you out for an hour.
[56:43 - 57:12] Maybe two of you just, maybe.
[57:12 - 57:25] Ain't no more. I don't know about you, but I get the same vibe you get.
[57:25 - 57:33] I think these guys are just trying to pull some shit.
[57:33 - 57:42] I don't know about the rest of y'all, man, but I get the feeling a lot of y'all that do add, that are actual supporters of mine.
[57:42 - 57:56] I think a lot of y'all get the same vibe that I get, man. These guys are just trying to pull some dumb shit and it's pretty fucking pathetic.
[57:56 - 58:20] Yeah, if that is morph, what do you got planned for today, morph? Got anything fun planned for today? Got any new recording shit? Anything going on? Got anything fun going down?
[58:20 - 58:41] And I'm sitting here.
[58:41 - 59:02] Yo, morph. I hope that you're enjoying these streams like you do, man. And morph, on behalf of the actual fanbase, the people that actually do support me, I do want to say that I'm sorry for these idiots.
[59:02 - 59:17] I mean, I know it's not the kind of environment that you preferably enjoy, and it's not the kind of environment that I enjoy, so I do apologize for these idiots.
[59:17 - 59:42] Yeah, the people can't be fun to talk to. There are some people that are chill as fuck.
[59:42 - 59:56] Oh, look, another Marty Wannabe. Man, all y'all fucking Marty Wannabes, man. What the fuck?
[59:56 - 60:14] What is all y'all Marty clones, man? Shit. What is this? Attack of the, what is this? Star Wars Attack of the Clones all of a sudden? Fucking feels like a Star Wars Attack of the Clones up in here. Swear to God.
[60:14 - 60:26] I don't know, Star Wars the Clone Wars, but, but for real though, it feels like the Clone Wars up in here, man. For real.
[60:26 - 60:43] It's literally Star Wars the Clone Wars up in here.
[60:43 - 61:12] And, you know, you're not wrong, Morp.
[61:12 - 61:35] These guys are very entertaining.
[61:35 - 61:47] Alright, y'all, here we go. And Marty, if this really is you, I'm about to call you up right now. So if that really is you, bro, you better pick up. Otherwise, I know it's one of y'all's fakes.
[61:47 - 61:59] If Marty don't answer, I know it's one of y'all's fakes.
[61:59 - 62:15] Here we go.
[62:15 - 62:33] It's ringing.
[62:33 - 62:43] That right there just proves my point. That was one of you motherfucking fakes pretending to be Marty. That just proves my point.
[62:43 - 62:50] I gave him a call. He ain't answering, so tough luck, y'all.
[62:50 - 63:00] And besides, I got more important shit to worry about than racing some freaking idiot that can't even race a bike with two wheels.
[63:00 - 63:09] Alright, let me check something real quick.
[63:09 - 63:25] Exactly. Same here, Morp.
[63:25 - 63:41] Really? This is Adam White, dude, bro. Your dough is full. Oh, by the way, for all y'all trolls that want to sit there and try to do this shit, or where's that other one at?
[63:41 - 63:52] Or try to do this. This is what you get. More options.
[63:52 - 64:01] See that? See that decline in report? More options.
[64:01 - 64:08] Decline and report. It's a scam.
[64:08 - 64:11] Right there. It's a scam.
[64:11 - 64:17] That's what y'all trolls get, man.
[64:17 - 64:25] Oh, and also, you get blocked as well.
[64:25 - 64:38] So, don't know what to tell you.
[64:38 - 64:59] That's what y'all trolls get when you try to fuck around. Especially with that crap. You get reported and you get blocked.
[64:59 - 65:09] Exactly, Morp. And Morp, you and I both know each other outside of YouTube and you've seen how I am.
[65:09 - 65:26] And shit, you've seen how chill I am, shit.
[65:26 - 65:33] Oh no, let me see this shit right quick.
[65:34 - 66:02] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[66:02 - 66:18] I've got one man checking something out here.
[66:18 - 66:21] What are you doing here, princess?
[66:21 - 66:24] Sir, Kristin, please escort the princess to safety.
[66:24 - 66:29] Take care not to stop for Sir X minutes. She's well protected with me.
[66:29 - 66:32] Oh shit.
[66:32 - 66:36] Yo, your boys got a place on King of Thrones named after him.
[66:36 - 66:41] What? What?
[66:41 - 66:45] Bruh.
[66:45 - 66:54] Your man's has actually got a fucking place on King of Thrones named after your boy.
[66:54 - 67:01] What? That's insane.
[67:01 - 67:06] Hey, Marty, I bet you ain't got that, fool.
[67:06 - 67:11] Haha, I bet you ain't got that, motherfucker.
[67:11 - 67:21] What's up?
[67:21 - 67:31] Oh man, it's nice to be me.
[67:31 - 67:34] Oh, I love this shit, man.
[67:34 - 67:36] Shit's going good, bro.
[67:36 - 67:40] And by the way, to Sir X Nation, I want to say, what's up, y'all, man?
[67:40 - 67:42] How the fuck you guys doing today?
[67:42 - 67:48] I never properly got to say hey to all y'all here in the Sir X Nation that I actually enjoy my work.
[67:48 - 67:54] So to all y'all that I did miss, what the fuck's up, man? How y'all doing?
[67:54 - 68:15] How you guys doing today?
[68:15 - 68:44] That is true, she was.
[68:44 - 69:02] I'm going to keep the strings going, guys, over on out here. She fucking heard something.
[69:02 - 69:31] Ah, fuck.
[69:31 - 71:27] Fuck.
[71:27 - 71:36] Everything's good, y'all.
[71:36 - 71:46] Turned out my family just had to fucking TV up about four blocks, dude.
[71:46 - 71:59] No, you think somebody fucking broke into the damn house? Fuck.
[71:59 - 72:03] That right there should tell y'all I don't fuck around.
[72:03 - 72:06] Y'all come down here with the intent to do a harm to me and my family.
[72:06 - 72:15] Someone's getting fucked up, especially if you break into the house.
[72:15 - 72:26] For real, you break into this house and you're getting fucked up.
[72:26 - 72:43] You don't got me fucked up if you think I'm just going to sit there. Fuck that.
[72:43 - 73:01] Y'all, that being said, I'm about to work on some more shit and I'm about to chill and cheeky.
[73:01 - 73:15] Exactly more and more. I'm glad that my videos entertain you and if they help you out in any way, I'm very happy if they do do that in any way.
[73:15 - 73:27] And matter of fact, that goes for anybody. For anybody that finds my videos entertaining, funny, helpful in any way, I'm glad that I can be that person.
[73:27 - 73:34] I'm glad that I can be that person to give you guys something to watch, something to entertain you guys, something to have fun with.
[73:34 - 73:52] I'm glad I can do that for you guys.
[73:52 - 74:03] But with that said, y'all, I'm about to bounce. I hope you guys have a good rest of your morning, rest of your day, evening, afternoon, morning, wherever you guys are out in the world.
[74:03 - 74:11] Fuck all you guys. And I will catch you guys later on down the road.
[74:11 - 74:27] Peace. As I always say, man, stay humble, stay positive, keep being yourself, fuck the trolls, fuck the fake fans, fuck the fake ass friends, fuck everybody that's faking your life, man.
[74:27 - 74:39] Because if they're faking your life, kind of mop and get rid of them. If they're fake, they don't need to be there.
[74:39 - 74:49] So, yeah. Don't be upset. I love you guys. Stay up, stay positive, stay humble, keep being yourself, keep being a boss, man.
[74:49 - 74:59] I fucking love you guys, man. I'm out, y'all. Peace.
[74:59 - 75:09] And right before I go, bye, Ted. Bye, Ted.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3424' on August 19th, 2024