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2022-9-19 Incase u need a Good laugh


Cash App $dustsmokinghippies

Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on November 2nd, 2022
Original upload date: September 19th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:03] difference between your hand and food. I'm like, no, he absolutely does. I have to teach.
[0:03 - 0:08] Hey John, want to hear Joe? Yeah. Little Johnny's teacher says, Hey, Little Johnny,
[0:08 - 0:13] I got a riddle for you. What kind of tree can you fit in your hand? Little Johnny says,
[0:13 - 0:17] that's easy, teach. You can fit all trees in your hands as long as they're seeds.
[0:17 - 0:22] She says, well, the correct answer is a palm tree, but I like the way you're thinking.
[0:22 - 0:26] Little Johnny says, all right, teach. I got one for you. I'm about six inches long.
[0:27 - 0:33] You put me in your mouth. When you take me out of your mouth, you spit. And I'm a whole
[0:33 - 0:39] lot more fun when I vibrate. What am I? Teach Little Johnny, you go to the principal's office.
[0:39 - 0:46] He says, what for? I'm a toothbrush, but I like the way you're thinking.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3377' on August 17th, 2024