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2022-8-5 William gloryhole u are stupid af (Facebook)


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Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on November 12th, 2022
Original upload date: August 5th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:18] So I was in the middle of getting my Wheel Race set up to compete in the newest competition
[0:18 - 0:27] for the Xbox Game Pass Cup or the Xbox Game Pass World Cup which is being done through
[0:27 - 0:38] games like Forza Horizon 5 and NHL 2022. Well y'all already know which one I'm going with.
[0:38 - 0:42] So I was setting up my Wheel to do that when we were getting radioed. When I seen this
[0:42 - 0:51] video by Gloryhole and Gloryhole I have only one thing to say to your dumbass and that's
[0:51 - 1:00] this motherfucker, you're stupid as fuck bro. The character I did that I drew out,
[1:00 - 1:06] that is not from the Gorillaz you fucking retard. That doesn't look like 2D or any
[1:06 - 1:13] of the fly, it looks like 2D but that doesn't mean it is alright. Just because it looks
[1:13 - 1:22] like it doesn't mean that it is from the Gorillaz. That piece I did is an original
[1:22 - 1:29] fucking piece bro. You can ask anybody, you will not find that shit on the internet anywhere
[1:29 - 1:35] motherfucker. You're dumb as fuck if you really think that's what that's from. Yeah
[1:35 - 1:42] it might look like 2D from the Gorillaz but it's not him. It's really not, it was an
[1:42 - 1:54] original character concept that I came up with that people just happened to like. And
[1:54 - 2:05] I'm sorry if you think that it is but dude you're dumb as fuck. Oh and by the way Gloryhole,
[2:05 - 2:08] you might want to say your prayers for your channel because here in the next couple of
[2:08 - 2:14] days your channel is going to be gone because you're dumb as committed copyright infringement
[2:14 - 2:25] dude. You already got two strikes, one more and your ass is fucked and you know it. You
[2:25 - 2:33] already got two, you need one more motherfucker so uh, have fun while I'm last motherfucker
[2:33 - 2:44] because after this last one goes through you're done for. You're fucked. And even if you do
[2:44 - 2:52] make another channel I'll just report that one too. I am going to report every single
[2:52 - 3:02] fucking video you do on me bro. Every single one until you get shut down. I don't care
[3:02 - 3:11] how long it takes, I don't care what it takes. I am going to shut you the fuck down. I will
[3:11 - 3:16] report every single fucking video that you make on me because every video that you take
[3:16 - 3:23] from Facebook is copyright infringement motherfucker. Look at the YouTube policies you fucking
[3:23 - 3:31] idiot. Do you not read the YouTube policies? Do you not read the shit when they say you
[3:31 - 3:38] are not allowed to blatantly steal another person's video? Especially when it's from
[3:38 - 3:51] Facebook you dumb shit. Like were you born yesterday? Are you a fucking idiot? Yes you're
[3:51 - 3:59] an idiot. Are you a retard? Yes. Are you an idiot? Fuck yes. Are you the biggest fucking
[3:59 - 4:05] douchebag on the face of the earth? You can bet your ass you are. Are you a lying sack
[4:05 - 4:09] of shit? Well yeah anybody with a fucking half a brain can tell you that you're a lying
[4:09 - 4:17] sack of shit with no fucking skill and no fucking talent. See while people like me
[4:17 - 4:33] work our asses off you don't do shit except run your mouth. Yo Ben what up dude? And besides
[4:33 - 4:39] glory hole what kind of name is glory hole? Like what you got a hard on for Marty or
[4:39 - 4:49] some shit? Or do you got a hard on for that fucking hyena laughing the little fucking
[4:49 - 4:56] idiot burger boy? Like who do you got a hard on for? Burger boy or Marty? Take your pick
[4:56 - 5:02] which is it? Well I would say you can't have a bug but we all know that you like them
[5:02 - 5:09] bug just as much so I'm not gonna judge you there but for real though man. What kind
[5:09 - 5:18] of name is William glory hole bro? Like for real? That is literally the dumbest name
[5:18 - 5:26] in the fucking book. Literally that's the dumbest name in the fucking book right there
[5:26 - 5:34] you retard ass motherfucker. Like what kind of name is William glory hole? Like are you
[5:34 - 5:41] proud to be some ladies glory hole? Are you proud to be the glory hole for some random
[5:41 - 5:46] fucking dude that walks up to you in a fucking bathroom once and with their dick out? Is
[5:46 - 6:06] that what you're into? Cuz if so I wouldn't know part of it. Keep that shit to yourself
[6:06 - 6:17] dude. For real gory hole you ain't fooling nobody motherfucker we all know what kind
[6:17 - 6:24] of person you are you dumb fuck. You like to take my videos post them on your shitty
[6:24 - 6:36] little fucking channel and try to play smart ass. And that's all you do bro. You post my
[6:36 - 6:45] videos on your channel and try to play smart ass. You try to play Mr. Know-It-All but really
[6:45 - 6:50] you're just a talentless hack sitting me on a screen making a few bucks an hour doing
[6:50 - 7:05] computer science garbage. I mean honestly I would hate to be you because all it takes
[7:05 - 7:12] is one call to your job and you're fired. Imagine what your boss would think if they
[7:12 - 7:21] heard about what you're doing. Imagine what your wife would think if she knew what you
[7:21 - 7:31] were doing. Imagine how much your kid would hate your guts if your child knew what you
[7:31 - 7:44] were doing to people. Imagine how quick your wife would divorce you for this crap. And
[7:44 - 7:49] if your wife is dumb enough to stay with you then she's dumb as fuck too if she deserves
[7:49 - 8:06] to be taken down right along with you. Like Lori Hall you're in over your head buddy.
[8:06 - 8:13] You think I'm fizzed by you but if anything I laugh at you everyday. I laugh at the fact
[8:13 - 8:20] that you think you're winning. When really I'm the one that's doing the winning bruh.
[8:20 - 8:31] I'm not fizzed by you. I'm not mad. If anything I laugh my ass off at your ignorance and
[8:31 - 8:39] your stupidity. Come on. The world needs dumb people like you to laugh at. The world
[8:39 - 8:45] needs Karens like you to laugh at bro. And that's all you are. You're a fucking Karen.
[8:45 - 8:58] And that's all you are Gloria. You're a pissed off Karen. Everybody with half a brain knows
[8:58 - 9:04] that we need Karens like you to laugh at so maybe you should take up a job at stand
[9:04 - 9:13] up comedy. I mean you are good at comedy. So why not take up stand up comedy bro. Just
[9:13 - 9:38] saying. Nah he's definitely a Karen. For sure he's definitely a Karen. Didn't he know that
[9:38 - 9:46] his wife. Oh I'm sorry his husband. Took his balls from him. Didn't you know that he's
[9:46 - 10:00] the bitch in the relationship. His boyfriend's the master. He's the slave. He's the bitch.
[10:00 - 10:11] Sorry to say Gloria. But your wife is more of a man than you are. You know she doesn't
[10:11 - 10:30] run her fucking mouth. Good God bro. You really are a fucking Karen. I swear to God.
[10:30 - 10:37] And we all know that you like to take your husband's dick in the ass every night bro.
[10:37 - 10:47] We all know this Gloria. But like I said. I'm not fazed by your ass. And if anything
[10:47 - 10:52] I just think you're dumb as fuck. You're cheap entertainment for people like me that
[10:52 - 11:06] actually do shit for a living. Okay. See people like me work our asses off. People like you
[11:06 - 11:14] do nothing but sit on your ass all day. And like I said I mean all you do is computer
[11:14 - 11:20] science and it's not like you're gonna really do anything. It's not like you're fucking
[11:20 - 11:24] scary all you're doing is taking a posting of videos and trying to run your mouth like
[11:24 - 11:32] a bitch. You're just like every other troll out there dude. You are just like every other
[11:32 - 11:41] troll. And if I didn't know any better I'd say you're just trying to be the next Marty.
[11:41 - 11:52] Cause I see a lot of similarities in what you do and what he did. And I say did because
[11:52 - 12:05] Marty's kind of backing off and actually living in the real world. That's what I mean. It's
[12:05 - 12:11] pretty obvious that you're desperate to be the next music dude Marty. And that's pretty
[12:11 - 12:27] sad. It really is sad. But as I said Gloryhole you're nothing but a cheap fucking laugh.
[12:27 - 12:36] And you think I'm phased by you? That I'm triggered by you? If anything your videos
[12:36 - 12:55] are cheap comedy. They're a quick laugh when I need a good laugh. Interesting thought then.
[12:55 - 13:00] Very interesting thought but I can tell you for a fact that they are not. I've heard
[13:00 - 13:06] Gloryhole's voice and they're not the same person. But that is an interesting concept
[13:06 - 13:19] though. That is an interesting theory. That's a very interesting theory. But I can confirm
[13:19 - 13:26] that that theory is just that. A dead theory. Because I've heard Marty's voice and I've
[13:26 - 13:33] heard Gloryhole's voice and they're two different people. But I do have my ideas
[13:33 - 14:02] on who we could possibly be. Nothing's set in stone but I have a few ideas. Like I said
[14:02 - 14:08] Gloryhole you think you're winning this fight but really you're just setting yourself up
[14:08 - 14:22] to be another moronic Karen who likes to run his mouth and talk shit. I ain't seriously
[14:22 - 14:32] kidding. Why don't you make a TikTok and call yourself William Glory Karen or Karen
[14:32 - 14:46] the Gloryhole or Gloryhole Karen. And make little TikToks of you wearing your little
[14:46 - 14:53] pink hooker outfit down on the street corner trying to be something. And why don't you
[14:53 - 15:02] do that? Take your little hooker outfit, put that shit on, hop on TikTok and make it look
[15:02 - 15:12] like you're something that you're actually not. Or you could just do your job and hop
[15:12 - 15:17] back in your fucking hooker outfit and head back to the street corner. Do we all know
[15:17 - 15:23] that's how you make your money is on the street corner? Oh I'm sorry or is that your
[15:23 - 15:28] wife that does that? Oh no I'm sorry I'm sorry I forgot. My bad I forgot. You're the
[15:28 - 15:34] wife and your husband is the one that puts you out on the street corner to make you
[15:34 - 15:44] work for that money. I forgot that's how that works. I honestly forgot my bad. I apologize.
[15:44 - 16:00] I keep forgetting that you're a chick. I'm sorry. My bad. Don't bite my head off Karen.
[16:00 - 16:14] But like I said, glory bitch. You're nothing but a cheap laugh. And shout out to Charity
[16:14 - 16:25] by the way. What's up Charity? How you doing? Sorry I didn't catch you. It popped in earlier.
[16:25 - 16:33] For real though glory bitch. You're a cheap laugh. And that's all you're ever going to
[16:33 - 16:43] be. Because see while I'm living in the real world doing things that I enjoy like hanging
[16:43 - 16:54] out with my friends, going outside down to the lake and hanging out. What else? Oh yeah
[16:54 - 17:07] playing video games with my friends. Checking out shops. Like Hot Topic with my friends
[17:07 - 17:15] to see if they got anything new out anime wise. Hanging out with my family. You know
[17:15 - 17:25] doing shit that I used to do before you intervened. You know actually living in the real world.
[17:25 - 17:35] While I'm over here living in the real world, what are you doing? Nothing. That's what.
[17:35 - 17:43] Except sitting on your little fucking tiny Karen ass. Trying to think of the next way
[17:43 - 17:57] that you can embarrass me. But really you're just embarrassing yourself. Alright for real.
[17:57 - 18:05] That's all you're doing. So if I were you I'd save myself the trouble and get off the
[18:05 - 18:18] internet because you're embarrassing yourself. And quite badly at that. Alright I don't
[18:18 - 18:25] know if anybody's told you this but you're embarrassing yourself. You're not embarrassing
[18:25 - 18:33] me. You're just making a total fucking idiot out of yourself. Alright even though you
[18:33 - 18:38] don't deserve it I'm just trying to help you out man. I know all you're doing is embarrassing
[18:38 - 18:53] yourself with your lies and your Karen-esque personality. You want to have a Karen-esque
[18:53 - 18:58] attitude so bad that you're becoming a Karen. Oh wait I'm sorry I forgot you're already
[18:58 - 19:12] a Karen. So like I say Gloria, believe your little bullshit lies. Believe your little
[19:12 - 19:22] accolades. Believe the lies that you make up. Because while I'm living in reality and
[19:22 - 19:32] actually working my ass off from the ground up again for the hundredth time. While I'm
[19:32 - 19:40] over here busting my ass rebuilding my shit back up from the ground up for the hundredth
[19:40 - 19:50] time. Gladly so. While I'm working on secret projects for my music and yes you heard me
[19:50 - 19:56] I'm working on a secret project and my music and I'm not going to be revealing anything
[19:56 - 20:04] until it's released. But just know that I have a very big project in the works and that's
[20:04 - 20:21] all you need to know. But just know when this project drops you won't be able to say shit.
[20:21 - 20:26] I would say because at that point I will have surpassed you but I already surpassed
[20:26 - 20:35] your ass a long time ago. I have bested you in every way. I have outdone you. I have outclassed
[20:35 - 20:46] you. Face it Gloria. I'm sorry Gloria bitch. Why don't you face it Gloria bitch. At this
[20:46 - 20:54] point I am untouchable and I'm unbeatable. You can't beat me. Because all your little
[20:54 - 21:11] rumors and lies have been proven to be false by more than one person. So it ain't just
[21:11 - 21:31] me saying it. It's several people dude. So right now you got a lot of enemies. A lot.
[21:31 - 21:36] And all I have to say is I would hate to be on their bad side. Because all it takes
[21:36 - 21:49] is one word to spread around like wildfire and the truth will be revealed about you.
[21:49 - 22:11] So like I said Karen. The Karen of YouTube. You've lost. And me. I take back my life.
[22:11 - 22:32] And I'm enjoying my life. So here's a little tip for you. Here's a little tip for your
[22:32 - 22:48] ass. Gloria bitch. Try harder. Because obviously you ain't trying hard enough. If at all.
[22:48 - 22:54] A second about now don't try hard because you might blow that last brain cell you got
[22:54 - 23:02] left in your skull. I forgot you only got one singular tiny minute brain cell left.
[23:02 - 23:10] And I wouldn't want you to blow it and die. Just saying. I wouldn't want you to blow
[23:10 - 23:15] the last little brain cell you got left and keel over and die on me. Then where would
[23:15 - 23:22] I give my sheep entertainment from? If you keel over and die from that last brain cell.
[23:22 - 23:30] How am I going to give my sheep laughs? Where am I going to get my comedy from? I didn't
[23:30 - 23:37] watch literally every comedy video on YouTube that there is to watch. And are a lot of them
[23:37 - 23:48] funny? Yeah. But you pretending to be some big shot. That's the real comedy right there.
[23:48 - 24:00] That's the real comedy right there, boy. So like I said, if I were you, I wouldn't
[24:00 - 24:04] try this. Like I said, I wouldn't want you to blow that last brain cell you got left
[24:04 - 24:11] in your brain. Because if you blow that, then you're basically going to keel over
[24:11 - 24:21] and die. I mean, I don't want my favorite comedian, you, William Glory, bitch, to die.
[24:21 - 24:34] Not yet, anyway. Not until you're an old man in gray. But, you know, we don't always
[24:34 - 24:45] get what we want. I mean, if you die from that last brain cell going out, hey, that
[24:45 - 24:55] ain't your time. And it is your time to go. I'll tell you one thing for sure. You sure
[24:55 - 25:03] as fuck ain't going to heaven. I'll tell you that right now. The minute you die and
[25:03 - 25:12] your job's looking at you, man, he's going to kick your ass straight to hell. So have
[25:12 - 25:13] fun, Karen.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3168' on August 19th, 2024