2022-8-18 CHLLANGING MBM TO A 1 V 1 Race battle

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[0:11 - 0:13] Marnie, Marnie, Marnie.
[0:13 - 0:21] [footsteps]
[0:21 - 0:32] So this video is going out to, this video is going out to music this morning.
[0:32 - 0:45] I'm not here to bust your balls, I'm not here to, you know, make you look like more shit than you already do, bro.
[0:45 - 0:47] I'm really not.
[0:49 - 0:51] But I am going to say this.
[0:51 - 0:55] I am challenging you.
[0:55 - 1:07] See, for the last four years, you've been running your mouth a big lot about how you can supposedly kick my ass at a sim race.
[1:07 - 1:14] Talking about how you can beat me on a downhill tailgate battle, how you can beat me on the race track.
[1:18 - 1:23] And every time you've had your little goons fucking do your races for you.
[1:23 - 1:29] And you're right, Marnie, I may not win every fucking race.
[1:29 - 1:34] Every good driver has their wins and their losses.
[1:34 - 1:36] Every driver.
[1:43 - 2:02] So Marnie, I'm thinking sign your man up and race yourself.
[2:08 - 2:16] Because ask any real driver, Marnie, any real driver like me, that's actually competing in competitions.
[2:16 - 2:27] If you run your mouth, you better be just as fast.
[2:33 - 2:39] You talk an awfully big game, but you can never fucking back it up.
[2:39 - 2:47] You can never back up anything you say, dude, ever.
[2:47 - 2:54] Because Marnie, I ran with the best of the best.
[2:55 - 3:10] Okay, I'm going up against guys like Von Gayton Jr., Ken Block, Major YouTuber Swat Train, Major YouTuber AR12Nick, aka AR12Gaming.
[3:10 - 3:14] I'm going up against guys like Gooseius.
[3:14 - 3:33] And Marnie, let me tell you, every one of those races, I've won.
[3:33 - 3:39] And I've shown the proof of me being able to back it up.
[3:40 - 3:53] So Marnie, instead of running your mouth, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
[3:53 - 4:05] You know, there's an old saying in the car community, and amongst racers, run your car, not your mouth.
[4:08 - 4:12] See, you like to talk a big game, but you don't ever like to back it up.
[4:12 - 4:18] I've proven that I could beat you time and time again.
[4:18 - 4:23] Yeah, I may have had my fair share of losses just like any other driver.
[4:23 - 4:26] But Marnie, here's the thing.
[4:26 - 4:32] Every time I challenge you, you punk out like a bitch, and I'm tired of you running.
[4:32 - 4:36] You want to fucking face me, then let's fucking go.
[4:37 - 4:38] Alright?
[4:38 - 4:44] If you want to face me that badly, then why don't you put up or shut up?
[4:44 - 4:58] Seriously, Marnie, either put up or shut up.
[4:58 - 5:04] Because you might have got the goddamn balls to face me.
[5:05 - 5:08] You're a chicken shit.
[5:08 - 5:11] You're scared to race me.
[5:11 - 5:17] You're scared to race me, Marnie. Admit it.
[5:17 - 5:21] And you'll do anything you can to get out of racing me.
[5:21 - 5:25] Well, I'm tired of you running, Marnie.
[5:25 - 5:33] I'm tired of you saying that you could beat me, and then running like a bitch.
[5:33 - 5:43] You want to race me that badly, then let's fucking go.
[5:43 - 5:50] I'll even give you fucking time to get a proper wheel rig and an Xbox.
[5:50 - 5:54] I'll give you time to prepare.
[5:57 - 6:03] I'll give you the time to get an Xbox One and to get Game Pass.
[6:03 - 6:12] I'll give you time to get a proper sim rig together like I got.
[6:12 - 6:17] And, Marnie, here's the stakes.
[6:17 - 6:25] Here's the stakes, Marnie.
[6:26 - 6:33] I win, you turn yourself into the police, and you tell them everything that you fucking did.
[6:33 - 6:39] And you show them everything that you did.
[6:39 - 6:51] But if you win, well, you not only get to keep your freedom, you get to run your mouth about me all you want.
[6:52 - 6:58] No holds barred, you can put out all the videos you want to on me, and I won't say a goddamn word.
[6:58 - 7:02] You can talk shit on me all you fucking want.
[7:02 - 7:06] You can run your mouth about how you beat me.
[7:06 - 7:11] And I'll even congratulate you personally.
[7:11 - 7:21] I will personally make a video congratulating you and giving you a shoutout if you can beat me.
[7:22 - 7:29] Because, Marnie, when you go up against me, you're fucking with one of the world's best.
[7:29 - 7:33] Especially when it comes to street racing sims.
[7:33 - 7:43] So, Marnie, you want to do this, old man? Let's fucking go.
[7:46 - 7:52] Because from where I'm sitting, you ain't got the balls to face me, dude.
[7:52 - 8:01] From where I'm sitting, you ain't got the goddamn balls to go against me.
[8:01 - 8:12] All you do is this.
[8:14 - 8:18] This is all you fucking do. You run your mouth.
[8:18 - 8:27] Like I said, I'll give you time to get an Xbox together.
[8:27 - 8:32] I'll give you time to get a proper wheel setup off of Amazon.
[8:32 - 8:38] It ain't even got to be anything fancy. It can be any fucking wheel setup that you want that will work with Xbox One.
[8:39 - 8:47] Hell, I'll even tell you the wheel that I use. It's a watch tank G920 with gear shifter and titles with clutch.
[8:47 - 8:51] That's the exact rig that I fucking use.
[8:51 - 9:00] So, do yourself a favor. Pick yourself up an Xbox with a month of Game Pass.
[9:00 - 9:07] Alright. Get yourself a proper wheel rig and let's fucking throw down.
[9:08 - 9:14] Because I'm about fucking tired of you running your mouth saying you can beat me when you know that you cannot beat me at all.
[9:14 - 9:24] You know you don't stand a chance in hell at beating somebody like me who's competed on a pro level of competition versus in racing.
[9:24 - 9:30] Not to mention doing outrun open drift events.
[9:32 - 9:42] And if you don't know what the outrun open drift event was, it was a major event held back last year on Forza Motorsport 7 that I actually competed in.
[9:42 - 9:48] And I did very well. I came in third place for my first time.
[9:48 - 9:55] For my first time ever competing, I came in third for it to attain them battles.
[9:59 - 10:10] Marty, you're fucking with somebody that's in the top 1% on Horizon 4 and soon to be in the top 1% on the newest Forza Horizon 5.
[10:10 - 10:23] Alright. You're fucking with somebody that set a world record on Need for Speed Underground 2 which the record has yet to be beat to this day.
[10:27 - 10:31] You're fucking with somebody that's on a whole different level than you Marty.
[10:31 - 10:39] While you run your mouth, I run my car.
[10:39 - 10:47] While you flap your lips, I press the gas and I fucking go.
[10:47 - 10:55] While you run your mouth, I take wins.
[10:56 - 11:05] You're fucking with somebody that's multifaceted in racing.
[11:05 - 11:13] You're talking to somebody that can switch up from doing pure street racing to mountain downhill togate racing.
[11:13 - 11:24] To off-road racing, cross country, rally cross, straight up rally stages. You name it.
[11:25 - 11:31] You're talking to somebody that can smoke you on a fucking drag strip in less than 10 seconds.
[11:31 - 11:43] You're talking to somebody that holds one of the fastest fucking times on the leaderboard.
[11:43 - 11:52] You're talking to somebody that's in the top 23% on jump stunts, on drag runs and speed traps.
[11:53 - 11:57] You're talking to somebody that's working his way up the leaderboard.
[11:57 - 12:07] So Marty, you want to keep your freedom? I suggest you shut up and you put up.
[12:07 - 12:12] Because I'm tired of you running your goddamn mouth.
[12:12 - 12:19] You say you're a better driver than me, then fucking prove it.
[12:19 - 12:25] Fuckin' show me how good you are then.
[12:25 - 12:31] If you're so good, then prove to me how good you really are.
[12:31 - 12:36] Don't sit there and talk shit. Back that shit up.
[12:36 - 12:40] Back that shit up.
[12:41 - 12:45] Don't sit there and talk shit. Back that shit up.
[12:45 - 12:50] Back that shit up, Marty.
[12:50 - 12:54] Show me how fucking good you really are, pal.
[12:54 - 12:58] Because all I see is a wanna-be racer.
[12:58 - 13:03] I don't see a real driver. I see a poser driver.
[13:04 - 13:11] I see a fake. Somebody that would get his ass handed to him in less than 10 seconds.
[13:11 - 13:16] I can outdo you on any course, any given time, any car.
[13:16 - 13:22] Any track of your choosing on Horizon 5, we will throw down on.
[13:22 - 13:26] Any course you want.
[13:27 - 13:40] It don't matter whether it's dirt, street, cross country. It don't matter whether it's a custom track made in the event lab.
[13:40 - 13:49] You pick the track, we'll race it.
[13:53 - 13:57] Like I said, I'll even give you time to prepare your car.
[13:57 - 14:00] Not that you deserve it.
[14:00 - 14:05] But I'll give you time to prep your car. I'll give you time to learn the course.
[14:05 - 14:09] Not that it'll help you any.
[14:09 - 14:15] Not that learning the course is gonna help you any at all.
[14:15 - 14:17] I'll give you time to prepare your car.
[14:17 - 14:36] Hell, I'll tell you what.
[14:36 - 14:41] I'll even do you a solid.
[14:41 - 14:44] I'll use one of my slowest cars.
[14:45 - 14:48] The Pecanis on the Chin Kueh Roadster.
[14:48 - 14:55] Or no, maybe I'll even use my slowest 918 Spider Porsche.
[14:55 - 15:00] Or maybe I'll even take it down an even lower level.
[15:00 - 15:04] Maybe I'll take it down an even lower level.
[15:04 - 15:09] And use, say...
[15:09 - 15:11] ...
[15:11 - 15:24] Hell, I'll even use my 2020 Supra.
[15:24 - 15:27] Which is one of my slowest cars.
[15:35 - 15:39] I'll let you choose whatever car you wanna choose.
[15:39 - 15:47] It don't matter whether it's A class, B class, S1, S2, X class.
[15:47 - 15:50] I'll still beat your ass.
[15:50 - 15:53] I'll still win.
[15:54 - 15:56] I'll still beat your ass.
[15:56 - 16:14] What up, Jane?
[16:14 - 16:17] My mother's life is Sam, what up, bro?
[16:17 - 16:31] Like I said, Marty, I'll let you choose whatever fucking car you want.
[16:31 - 16:41] I'm tired of you running your mouth.
[16:45 - 16:48] You wanna fucking race me, boy?
[16:48 - 16:51] Now let's go.
[16:51 - 17:07] 'Cause, honestly, Marty, I'm tired of you running your fucking mouth and running like a bitch every time I challenge you.
[17:07 - 17:11] There's a reason.
[17:11 - 17:13] There's a fucking reason.
[17:13 - 17:26] Why, this song right here is my theme song.
[17:27 - 17:29] This song...
[17:29 - 17:55] There's a reason why this song right here is my theme song given to me by every single person that I race.
[17:55 - 18:13] I'm gonna listen to the hell it's anybody's eyes, it's no matter where I go, I'm gonna kill my kitty, but I better never tell the odds.
[18:20 - 18:27] Now, let me rewind that for you here so you can hear it clearly, so you know what you're up against.
[18:28 - 18:53] I'm gonna listen to the hell it's anybody's eyes, it's no matter where I go, I'm gonna kill my kitty, but I better never tell the odds.
[18:54 - 19:03] You are living up my engine, you can listen to thuds, I hope you've had enough, somebody shout that you can trust, but this takes me to think of me shifting off, I'm coming from behind every time I'm in its clutch.
[19:03 - 19:13] Running lots around you, I'll win speaking fast, and you'll be drifting off while I be drifting past, so when he handles like me, when I grip the track, you kick your ass, so think quick, it's a gag.
[19:13 - 19:20] You tie your eyes to all the greatest, but now my idols of the guys are racing, I guess that's how I know that I finally made it.
[19:21 - 19:32] I'm proceeded from a reputation, I've been talking, not it's good, you see what I told you, you don't know what I could, I'm a god of concrete, as I understood it, if you don't believe me, just pause the heart.
[19:32 - 19:50] We are my crew, as best as we can be, we're never good enough, we got a need for speed, we're out of sight, you'll never see us leaving, we'll never get tied down, we got that need for speed.
[19:50 - 19:53] For speed, for speed.
[19:53 - 20:02] Whoo!
[20:02 - 20:06] This time's not trash, can't even hear you, I'm in a fat slate, you're in the rearview.
[20:06 - 20:10] I'm feeling rubber and I'm bitching parts, love it, 'cause you're gonna get it cussed off from the spit-off.
[20:10 - 20:15] You do the same, also leaving these seat belts, 'cause at the speed we reach these won't even help.
[20:16 - 20:20] Mind's my ride, so I can beat myself, I got her all beat, drunk, she's sweet as hell.
[20:20 - 20:27] I think she's cold, but red is high, the chicken's fast, 'cause I'm mastermind, the pants are nice and sad, I had to find it.
[20:27 - 20:41] How do you think you're always flashing by, the man from breakfast classified, I guess you're merely a sad, it's a mastermind, I'm passing by just when I'm on the drive-thru ride, and then we're through with the movie and I go back in time.
[20:42 - 20:45] [MUSIC]
[20:45 - 20:52] And that's facts, Marty.
[20:52 - 21:00] When you go up against me, you're fucking with the best.
[21:00 - 21:06] And yes, that was, man.
[21:07 - 21:09] [MUSIC]
[21:09 - 21:17] Like I said, Marty, when you fuck with me, you're fucking with the best.
[21:29 - 21:37] You're fucking with someone that knows how to handle heavy duty cars, you're fucking with someone that knows what he's doing.
[21:57 - 22:12] Like I said, Marty, you talk a big game, you run your mouth way too fucking much, but you can never fucking back it up, ever.
[22:23 - 22:28] You can never back up anything you fucking say when it comes to racing.
[22:28 - 22:44] Like I said, you talk about how you can supposedly beat my ass, no you can't.
[22:44 - 22:55] [MUSIC]
[22:55 - 22:58] Onwards a little bitch.
[22:58 - 23:07] Mom over here doing this, kicking ass and taking names.
[23:12 - 23:14] What are you doing, huh?
[23:14 - 23:20] This is what I do every day right here. I fucking practice and I work my ass off.
[23:21 - 23:47] [MUSIC]
[23:48 - 23:54] See Marty, unlike you, I don't need to prove my worth.
[23:54 - 23:59] I don't need to prove nothing to nobody.
[23:59 - 24:12] I mean, I wasn't going to waste my time on you, but you run your mouth so much, that I think somebody needs to put you in your fucking place.
[24:13 - 24:19] And guess what fat ass, that somebody is going to be me.
[24:19 - 24:32] So like I said Marty, you want to throw down, let's fucking go pal, let's fucking go.
[24:34 - 24:51] Like I said, I'll give you the chance to get an Xbox One together.
[24:51 - 24:57] I'll give you the chance to get a proper wheel set up.
[24:58 - 25:05] But when you do, you're going to send me your fucking gamer tag and we're going to fucking throw down.
[25:15 - 25:31] Me and you, one on one Marty, once and for all, me and you, mano with mano, man versus man, driver versus fucking driver.
[25:40 - 25:47] Like I said, I'll even give you prep time. I'll give you time to get your car together and set up.
[25:47 - 26:00] You pick your car, I'll pick my car and we throw down.
[26:00 - 26:17] Hell, I'll even do a drag race with you on the fucking highway.
[26:20 - 26:29] I'll do whatever kind of race you fucking want to do on here on Horizon 5.
[26:29 - 26:39] I'll do whatever kind of race you want on here and I'll still beat your ass.
[26:39 - 26:47] Will do.
[26:48 - 26:58] Because like I said, Marty, you ain't got the fucking balls to go against me and win.
[27:08 - 27:17] Like I said, I'm tired of you running your fucking mouth. Say you want to do this thing, let's fucking go.
[27:32 - 27:42] It's like Ja Rule from Fast and Furious #1 said, "It ain't how you stand by your car, it's how you drive your car."
[27:42 - 27:52] Or like Sean Boswell from Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift once said, "It ain't about the ride, it's the rider."
[27:52 - 27:59] Meaning it ain't about your car, it's about how skilled you are behind the wheel.
[28:00 - 28:09] And all I see when I look at you is a nobody with no skill at all.
[28:09 - 28:20] Now if you'll excuse me, Marty, I have a race to win while you sit there and run your mouth.
[28:20 - 28:50] It ain't about your car, it's about how you drive your car.
[28:51 - 29:05] I trust me, later this morning I will be doing the last show of me racing on here for you guys.
[29:06 - 29:12] I will be racing on here for you guys.
[29:12 - 29:15] It's time to race.
[29:15 - 30:41] I will be racing on here for you guys.
[30:41 - 30:51] Like I said dude, maybe if you actually practiced as much as you run your mouth, you might actually
[30:51 - 31:07] stand a shot.
[31:07 - 31:31] Jane said why, I didn't catch her coming from earlier today and I hope she's okay too.
[31:31 - 31:59] I'm going to be racing on here for you guys.
[31:59 - 32:28] You just don't stand a chance at beating me.
[32:28 - 32:37] You really don't stand a chance.
[32:37 - 32:55] You are not wrong, he does.
[32:55 - 33:01] Marnie I would love to see you do an online race and win.
[33:01 - 33:10] I would pay you a hundred bucks to see you win an online race against somebody.
[33:10 - 33:36] My dead ass, I would.
[33:36 - 33:43] I would love to see you go online, hop in the lobby and actually win against a real
[33:43 - 33:44] person.
[33:44 - 33:48] I really would, I would love to see you.
[33:48 - 34:08] I would actually pay to see you win against a real person.
[34:08 - 34:25] And I know I'm not talking about me so don't even get any ideas because I just said Marnie
[34:25 - 34:44] at this point you're going to be racing for your freedom.
[34:44 - 35:04] Don't think I don't know how you're going to race, I already know you're going to try
[35:04 - 35:14] to race dirty.
[35:14 - 35:25] What hey if you want to go that route we can race that way and I can win.
[35:25 - 35:34] You know what I'm saying, I'm pretty good at racing dirty when I'm in here.
[35:34 - 35:40] I don't like to race dirty but I'm not a stranger to it.
[35:40 - 35:52] I'm not going to win Marnie, I've done my fair share of dirty driving before.
[35:52 - 36:04] I actually have, I've done my fair share of dirty driving.
[36:04 - 36:19] That's the only thing I can't get down to dirty when I fucking need you pal.
[36:19 - 36:39] I would love to see you run a manual with clutch shim right dude.
[36:39 - 36:54] I would love to see that.
[36:54 - 37:11] I would love to see you try to run a sim rig with manual clutch.
[37:11 - 37:24] You're saying that you can beat me so this should be an easy win for you right?
[37:24 - 37:41] If you're so good you should be able to beat me no problem.
[37:41 - 37:57] I am not wrong, I mean if you're so good beating me should be no issue for you.
[37:57 - 38:14] If you're so good beating me you should be able to beat me no problem.
[38:14 - 38:35] And honestly guys if you want to know what I do in the mornings this is what I do.
[38:35 - 38:56] I eat breakfast, I hop out of the year and I practice and I train.
[38:56 - 39:24] And this is what I do, I practice and I train my ass off unlike Marty who had to train
[39:24 - 39:30] the thing in his life except his mouth.
[39:30 - 39:37] That's all he's fucking trained.
[39:37 - 40:03] The only thing Marty's trained in is how to run and hide like a bitch.
[40:03 - 40:48] I'm not going to do this.
[40:48 - 41:14] I can't look, I'm back on fifth floor, about to be third y'all.
[41:14 - 41:42] I'm going to be third, second.
[41:42 - 43:22] I'm going to be third.
[43:22 - 43:45] So yeah Marty while I'm staying here and practicing why don't you take a minute to think about
[43:45 - 43:45] my challenge.
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