Original upload date: July 1st, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:21] Aww, what is up everybody, I am back. Um, I do apologize for that. Um, I couldn't unfortunately
[0:21 - 0:28] get the force feedback on the wheel to work. I don't know what's going on. I'm gonna have
[0:28 - 0:33] to go head around though later. So I figured to make it up to you guys, I would bust out
[0:33 - 0:36] some UFC 4 for you guys.
[0:36 - 1:21] [Music]
[1:21 - 1:38] Alright, let's go into online mode and get us a fight going.
[1:38 - 2:30] [Music]
[2:30 - 2:53] Uh, vendor. One of the people I'm gonna need to get rid of anyway.
[2:53 - 3:08] Nah, I don't need to talk to him. I've already talked to him and I can tell you for a fact
[3:08 - 3:28] that he's bullshit. The dude's a motherf*ckin troll dude.
[3:28 - 3:49] [Music]
[3:49 - 4:03] Alright, let's do this. Here we go, young. Like I said, um, first chance again, I am
[4:03 - 4:07] gonna take a look at my wheel and find out why the hell the feedback and you're working
[4:07 - 4:23] on it. So yeah, alright coming up next, it's a UFC women's strawweight division match up.
[4:23 - 4:29] Yeah, that's on here though, dude. I've seen him talk shit about my mods that are actually
[4:29 - 4:37] good-ass mods.
[4:37 - 4:48] Alright, here we go. Nice body kick. Nice job of hiding that hit.
[4:48 - 4:55] She's going back to that pad, straight right hand, unable to connect. Educated jab right
[4:55 - 5:25] hand. Oh, I got rocked. Dude, I got a f*cking rock. I got a f*cking rock. I got a f*cking
[5:25 - 5:47] rock man. Wow, I just gave the dude respect and he literally just said no to me like,
[5:47 - 6:16] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, come on.
[6:16 - 6:17] ? The blood muddle and blast ?
[6:17 - 6:18] ? Blood muzzle going loud ?
[6:18 - 6:20] ? No infiltration will ever be subtle ?
[6:20 - 6:21] ? The blood muddle and undertake it ?
[6:21 - 6:22] ? A mock or aching competition ?
[6:22 - 6:24] ? Usually ending up with a pacemaker ?
[6:24 - 6:26] ? Heart regulator, army make your blood curl ?
[6:26 - 6:28] ? Castrate your music, they spin in blanks ?
[6:28 - 6:30] ? You're infertile, commercial while we administer ?
[6:30 - 6:32] ? Gods give, better listen to spinning of sinister ?
[6:32 - 6:33] ? And ride with us ?
[6:33 - 6:35] ? The hard couple, the best by far ?
[6:35 - 6:38] ? Wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, say ?
[6:38 - 6:40] ? Cut, cut things, you never heard of ?
[6:40 - 6:43] ? Supreme force, the ultimate force ?
[6:43 - 6:47] ? The hard couple, the best ?
[6:47 - 6:52] ? Supreme, supreme, supreme force ?
[6:52 - 6:53] ? No man's land, catch these hands ?
[6:53 - 6:55] ? You can't stand the force of the musical power ?
[6:55 - 6:57] ? Run or command, split in and out of operation ?
[6:57 - 6:59] ? Walk in destruction, creation, spin and land ?
[6:59 - 7:02] ? It's everywhere, it's rocking with the violation ?
[7:02 - 7:04] ? Let's get it in with some boxing ?
[7:04 - 7:07] ? It's easy, it's raw, it's fast, it's tough ?
[7:07 - 7:08] ? So talk the government ?
[7:08 - 7:10] ? For serving out cold words ?
[7:10 - 7:12] ? Better get medical professional on call ?
[7:12 - 7:13] ? This ain't no politician, no Bernie, no Bernie ?
[7:13 - 7:17] - Yeah, I did man, I got my ass fucking worked.
[7:17 - 7:18] - And coming up next.
[7:18 - 7:21] - My ass got put to fucking sleep, dude.
[7:21 - 7:30] But not this time, boy.
[7:30 - 7:33] - You ready?
[7:33 - 7:36] (crowd cheering)
[7:36 - 7:39] - Well, our stat guys are ready to score take downs
[7:39 - 7:42] if you need be, but given this match up on paper,
[7:42 - 7:44] it works, that'd be a really glorified kickboxing match
[7:44 - 7:45] here on Remixed Mall Church.
[7:45 - 7:48] - They can head to the Popcorn booth right now
[7:48 - 7:49] because we don't need 'em.
[7:49 - 7:52] This is going to be all striking.
[7:52 - 7:54] Leave that grapple button empty, don't touch it,
[7:54 - 7:57] cover it for the sake of you don't need it.
[7:57 - 8:00] Stryker versus Stryker, both have the mentality
[8:00 - 8:03] that they just want to put damage on their opponents
[8:03 - 8:05] and they don't wanna do it on the match.
[8:05 - 8:09] - Oh, how did she get that knee to the head?
[8:09 - 8:10] Well done.
[8:11 - 8:14] - Well, clearly she wanted to get this fight to the ground
[8:14 - 8:16] to try to fatigue the Stryker early.
[8:16 - 8:18] Mission accomplished so far.
[8:18 - 8:21] - Mission accomplished, even her team.
[8:21 - 8:23] - We'll see if she can set up the on-bar now.
[8:23 - 8:28] - Gotta be careful on the bar.
[8:28 - 8:31] (crowd cheering)
[8:31 - 8:36] - Oh!
[8:40 - 8:43] - Well, you gotta try to stay busy on your back.
[8:43 - 8:45] She's doing it here, nice punch.
[8:45 - 8:51] And this might just be a matter of time.
[8:51 - 8:57] - Oh, dude, maybe fucking tap.
[8:57 - 8:59] - Oh my goodness, what a fight.
[8:59 - 9:01] Yeah, no doubt about it, that is some opportunistic
[9:01 - 9:04] grappling right there in those finishing sticks as well.
[9:04 - 9:06] You see a lot of fighters get the dominant position
[9:06 - 9:09] but aren't necessarily able to lock up the choke
[9:09 - 9:10] or force the tap.
[9:10 - 9:13] - No problem with her as she gets one of the bigger wins
[9:13 - 9:14] of her UFC career.
[9:14 - 9:18] - Right, so there's the end of the round
[9:18 - 9:20] and in terms of offensive wrestling,
[9:20 - 9:21] oh, is that it?
[9:21 - 9:24] - Them arm bars are fucking wicked, dude.
[9:24 - 9:33] - Dude, them fucking arm bars are nasty, bro.
[9:33 - 9:36] (hip hop music)
[9:36 - 10:02] - Them fucking arm bars are nasty, dude.
[10:02 - 10:05] - I'm just trying, okay, take me out the barneys
[10:05 - 10:06] if you proud of me.
[10:06 - 10:09] I like baguettes, I like the text boy if you drowning me.
[10:09 - 10:12] I'm not, no, if he don't deserve it,
[10:12 - 10:15] blew a bag on their, 'cause he know I'm broke,
[10:15 - 10:18] they make believe, come for girl for certain
[10:18 - 10:21] and my body on point, they be like, who's just searching?
[10:21 - 10:24] ? You broke for me ?
[10:24 - 10:27] ? I've been counting hundreds of it since I was a shorty ?
[10:27 - 10:29] ? I get to the money and you know it's mandatory ?
[10:29 - 10:32] ? Ask it for my time when you know you can't afford it ?
[10:32 - 10:35] ? I'ma spend this money, I'ma save mine ?
[10:35 - 10:38] ? 'Cause I'ma bail 'em out a fee through jail time ?
[10:38 - 10:40] - Ooh, they got Shevchenko, let's go.
[10:40 - 10:44] I'm embossed with Shevchenko.
[10:44 - 10:50] I'm not even gonna ask about the whole fucking Yeti mask
[10:50 - 10:52] thing, dude, that is just weird.
[10:52 - 10:54] ? You got these bitches first, but I just can't relate ?
[10:54 - 10:57] ? Spend that bag for a real bitch ?
[10:57 - 11:02] ? Spend that bag if you love me ?
[11:02 - 11:05] ? Comin' up next, it's a UFC women's flyweight division
[11:05 - 11:07] match-up ?
[11:07 - 11:31] - I'm not even gonna ask about the fucking Yeti mask, dude.
[11:32 - 11:33] - All right, here we go with round one.
[11:33 - 11:37] Most people are not expecting of a grappler's delight.
[11:37 - 11:39] Tonight, these women can strike,
[11:39 - 11:41] and that's the type of fight they're expecting.
[11:41 - 11:42] - A lot of times, people believe
[11:42 - 11:44] when you put two strikers together,
[11:44 - 11:45] they end up wrestling.
[11:45 - 11:47] But these two women have shoulders.
[11:47 - 11:51] Don't even think about calling any grappling to--
[11:51 - 11:52] - Wow!
[11:52 - 11:55] - She is such a diverse striker
[11:55 - 11:56] that that big strike landed,
[11:56 - 11:59] and it looks like she's gonna finish this fight.
[11:59 - 12:04] [cheers and applause]
[12:04 - 12:05] - Oh, huge gain to the body.
[12:05 - 12:07] That'll soften her up.
[12:07 - 12:15] - Right back in the-- - Oh, outstanding job
[12:15 - 12:17] by her there to change levels and get this fight to the ground.
[12:17 - 12:19] What do you guys call that, an ankle pick?
[12:19 - 12:20] - I mean, that's an ankle pick,
[12:20 - 12:22] but there's a lot that goes into it
[12:22 - 12:25] for her to execute it in a fight.
[12:25 - 12:26] Amazing.
[12:28 - 12:30] - Shevchenko gets caught with that punch.
[12:30 - 12:33] Gotta shore up the defense here.
[12:33 - 12:34] Well, I hope the judges recognize
[12:34 - 12:36] that she's blocking the majority of these shots.
[12:36 - 12:38] She's doing a beautiful job, I think.
[12:38 - 12:40] - She's doing a great job. - Come on.
[12:40 - 12:43] - Well, she lands the strike there, but it is one and done.
[12:43 - 12:45] - It is turning into a brawl now, man.
[12:45 - 12:47] - She's exhausted, J.A.
[12:47 - 12:51] She doesn't have the energy to really throw anything
[12:51 - 12:52] that has any firepower on it.
[12:52 - 12:55] She's done all that she can do early in the fight.
[12:55 - 12:59] - Oh, how is she standing?
[12:59 - 13:02] Brutal lead to the body.
[13:02 - 13:05] Now goes in and secures the takedown.
[13:05 - 13:07] Back to the feet.
[13:07 - 13:11] - Big body keep playing.
[13:11 - 13:13] - Oh, we're getting it in now, man.
[13:13 - 13:15] - Oh, she blocked the kick there. Nicely done.
[13:15 - 13:16] - Come on, what you got?
[13:16 - 13:19] - And the record is on with Pete.
[13:19 - 13:21] Floss and French over to it again.
[13:21 - 13:23] It's take-out, take-out.
[13:23 - 13:29] Oh, almost fucking had it.
[13:29 - 13:32] - That was a good stoppage by the referee.
[13:32 - 13:35] She was not effectively defending herself,
[13:35 - 13:37] and the opponent was doing some real damage.
[13:37 - 13:39] It became a dangerous situation.
[13:39 - 13:41] I think it's the right call by the official,
[13:41 - 13:43] and she will live to fight another day.
[13:43 - 13:49] Fireproofs buffer now.
[13:49 - 13:51] - That turned into a good fight.
[13:52 - 13:55] Respect, that turned into a hell of a fight, man.
[13:55 - 13:57] - A hell of a fight, man.
[14:23 - 14:26] - Yeah, Holloway is good, dude.
[14:26 - 14:47] One of my personal favorites,
[14:47 - 14:50] even though I don't like his attitude all the time,
[14:50 - 14:51] Conor McGregor.
[14:51 - 14:54] ? Boys make you blind ?
[14:54 - 14:56] ? Living my life ?
[14:56 - 14:58] ? You know where all that gossip leads ?
[14:58 - 15:00] ? Everybody take shots at me ?
[15:00 - 15:01] ? I got a hundred one ups on me ?
[15:01 - 15:03] ? Or a response on office lead ?
[15:03 - 15:05] ? Planted season to floss some trees ?
[15:05 - 15:07] ? Wapping smiles at the face ?
[15:07 - 15:09] ? My aim is so dangerous ?
[15:09 - 15:12] ? Good news, where's yours, me? ?
[15:12 - 15:13] ? Name's so pepper, I burn your mouth ?
[15:13 - 15:15] ? With your speed, so follow me ?
[15:15 - 15:16] ? I beg man, step up, I run man down ?
[15:16 - 15:19] ? If you try and get louder, me ?
[15:21 - 15:22] ? Boy coming up next ?
[15:22 - 15:25] - This is literally online matches,
[15:25 - 15:27] so unfortunately, I don't know.
[15:27 - 15:32] But first chance I get, I will.
[15:32 - 15:41] These are literally online ranked fights.
[15:41 - 15:48] - All right, so here we go, round one.
[15:48 - 15:50] She is an outstanding striker.
[15:50 - 15:52] Her counterpart is a decorated grappler.
[15:52 - 15:53] And I know for you, as much as you--
[15:53 - 15:55] - Oh, right off bat.
[15:55 - 15:57] - She's a big show, and more often than not, you stick to it.
[15:57 - 16:00] - Yes, absolutely, and that's exactly what she needs
[16:00 - 16:01] to do as a grappler.
[16:01 - 16:03] She has to find a time to counter.
[16:03 - 16:08] She is such a diverse striker,
[16:08 - 16:10] that that big strike landed,
[16:10 - 16:12] and it looks like she's gonna finish this fight.
[16:12 - 16:15] Feel a nice body kick land.
[16:15 - 16:21] Oh, hands up, oh!
[16:21 - 16:22] Can't take quickly, now.
[16:22 - 16:25] She has to react, she has to go chase in the finish.
[16:25 - 16:34] - Nice body.
[16:34 - 16:36] - Now we're gonna kill her.
[16:36 - 16:38] - All right, so now she engages in the tie clinch,
[16:38 - 16:40] and of course, if you're fighting hands as the opponent,
[16:40 - 16:41] you'll leave everything else water.
[16:41 - 16:44] - You leave everything open as you will dig.
[16:44 - 16:47] - Big brutal knees to the body.
[16:47 - 16:49] - Man, she might punch harder than you, nice connection.
[16:49 - 16:51] - I don't know about that, Akwesheek,
[16:51 - 16:54] is a fast, accurate striker.
[16:54 - 16:55] - Well, she's got three high-fight IQ,
[16:55 - 16:58] but tonight it seems to be all about aggression.
[16:58 - 16:59] She is swinging for the fences.
[16:59 - 17:02] - Oh, they're fucking leg-checking right there, okay.
[17:02 - 17:05] - In the Akwesheek, here at Akwesheek.
[17:05 - 17:06] - What?
[17:06 - 17:06] - Well, 25 total strikes, whack,
[17:06 - 17:08] which have landed for Joanne Colvin.
[17:08 - 17:12] - Yeah, weren't expecting to get chucked on the ground,
[17:12 - 17:13] were you?
[17:13 - 17:18] - And now, they continue to exchange.
[17:18 - 17:22] - Nice job, after there, to get another takedown.
[17:22 - 17:24] I gotta think of Gilroy High School Wrestling Practice
[17:24 - 17:25] next week.
[17:25 - 17:26] - Oh, no.
[17:26 - 17:27] - I mean, we will show it.
[17:27 - 17:30] I will pull out the projector, put it up on the wall,
[17:30 - 17:33] and say this is how you secure takedowns
[17:33 - 17:35] in a big environment.
[17:35 - 17:36] The state clerk has nothing
[17:36 - 17:38] of what this young lady's going through.
[17:43 - 17:44] - Under two minutes now to go.
[17:44 - 17:47] Nice job there by the Tyler Fighter
[17:47 - 17:49] to land for Patton Devine.
[17:49 - 17:52] Able to check the high kicks.
[17:52 - 17:55] - Hmm.
[17:55 - 17:57] - Calderwood gets hit by that kick to the midsection.
[17:57 - 18:00] You gotta do better defensively.
[18:00 - 18:01] Well, she's got nothing left in the tank,
[18:01 - 18:03] and there's another just huge miss.
[18:03 - 18:04] - Ooh, cocksloven.
[18:04 - 18:06] - Forgettable effort, at least in terms
[18:06 - 18:08] of the cardio I would think tonight.
[18:08 - 18:09] - Yes, she's done.
[18:09 - 18:10] She's so tired.
[18:10 - 18:11] Nice takedown defense there.
[18:11 - 18:13] Cocksloven scrambles back to her feet.
[18:13 - 18:14] Well done.
[18:14 - 18:19] What a strike by her there.
[18:19 - 18:21] I do not doubt what Patton still stands.
[18:21 - 18:22] She's still standing.
[18:22 - 18:23] She's gotta get on the bike line.
[18:23 - 18:25] Gotta get out through the simply octagon.
[18:25 - 18:27] Find some space for her.
[18:27 - 18:29] She's gonna evade her opponent finisher.
[18:29 - 18:34] So we cross the 30 second mark in our opening round.
[18:34 - 18:37] And a knee.
[18:41 - 18:43] All right, so will the elbows and knees.
[18:43 - 18:45] (crowd cheering)
[18:45 - 18:48] Final second to round one.
[18:48 - 18:49] - Come on.
[18:49 - 18:50] - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[18:50 - 18:52] (crowd cheering)
[18:52 - 18:54] - Ooh, we're going in to round two.
[18:54 - 19:01] We're going in to round two, man.
[19:01 - 19:03] This is gonna be a tough fight.
[19:03 - 19:05] - All right, so we will see another round here.
[19:05 - 19:06] Sat her opponent.
[19:06 - 19:10] - All right, five minutes in the can.
[19:10 - 19:12] DC is back from the can.
[19:12 - 19:14] Here we go with the start of round two.
[19:14 - 19:17] And Joanne Colby.
[19:17 - 19:20] Oh, she's really starting to put together
[19:20 - 19:22] some significant body shots here,
[19:22 - 19:24] attacking both sides now.
[19:24 - 19:27] - Big punch land.
[19:27 - 19:30] (crowd cheering)
[19:30 - 19:33] - Oh, that's a good body shot, that's a big shot.
[19:33 - 19:37] - Massive body shot, massive strike.
[19:37 - 19:39] (crowd cheering)
[19:39 - 19:43] - Can't stop again here, but hurting.
[19:43 - 19:46] (crowd cheering)
[19:46 - 19:47] - You can't ever.
[19:47 - 19:50] (crowd cheering)
[19:50 - 19:51] - Oh, big left.
[19:51 - 19:54] (crowd cheering)
[19:54 - 19:57] - Oh, knocked out second round.
[19:57 - 20:01] That was better than last time.
[20:01 - 20:03] - That was a good stoppage by the referee.
[20:03 - 20:06] She was not effectively defending herself,
[20:06 - 20:08] and the opponent was doing some real damage.
[20:08 - 20:10] It became a dangerous situation.
[20:10 - 20:12] I think it's the right call by the official.
[20:12 - 20:15] - Oh, right throw.
[20:15 - 20:18] Freaking rib cage man.
[20:18 - 20:20] - All right, the decision is--
[20:20 - 20:21] - Oh.
[20:21 - 20:26] Dude, I got worked.
[20:26 - 20:28] ? I've been on 22-33 ?
[20:28 - 20:29] ? How you ain't heard of me ?
[20:29 - 20:30] ? Either you sleepy, you gay ?
[20:30 - 20:31] ? It's only your own man's nursery ?
[20:31 - 20:32] ? Not for an emergency ?
[20:32 - 20:33] ? Why would I aim for the hand ?
[20:33 - 20:35] ? You got a bag in the bag now ?
[20:35 - 20:37] ? I got a check and say less ?
[20:37 - 20:38] ? Don't you know everything live now ?
[20:38 - 20:40] ? If it ain't put it to press ?
[20:40 - 20:42] - Yeah, that was as far as that.
[20:42 - 20:44] ? Big, big, big, go for a hand ?
[20:44 - 20:46] ? I'm on 22-32, baby ?
[20:46 - 20:47] ? I'm on 22-32 ?
[20:47 - 20:49] ? Put a burner burn ?
[20:49 - 20:51] ? Yo, bad news, top cup, don't save me ?
[20:51 - 20:53] ? Try play, yeah, play, don't play me ?
[20:53 - 20:54] ? Redial's get cleaned up ?
[20:54 - 20:55] - Dude, I got a win.
[20:55 - 20:56] That was a hell of a fight.
[20:56 - 20:58] ? Key on me, I flex ?
[20:58 - 21:00] ? Touch 40, that's cool, what's next? ?
[21:00 - 21:01] ? New broke, can't link up ?
[21:01 - 21:05] ? What you heard about LA 2B's, that's next up ?
[21:05 - 21:06] ? Keep glow around me, that's investors ?
[21:06 - 21:09] ? Sign round, son, so I got to sing a hundred thousand praises ?
[21:09 - 21:11] ? My brother's a hundred thousand shaking ?
[21:11 - 21:12] ? I can leave a hundred thousand vacant ?
[21:12 - 21:14] ? And still count a hundred thousand later ?
[21:14 - 21:16] ? Peep the position on that piece ?
[21:16 - 21:18] ? So that the starter won't bench me ?
[21:18 - 21:19] ? As you saying ?
[21:19 - 21:20] ? He send me money through mail ?
[21:20 - 21:21] ? And if he said he checked me ?
[21:21 - 21:23] ? 'Cause I got ends that I can't even talk about ?
[21:23 - 21:24] ? Couple wins that I can't even talk about ?
[21:24 - 21:26] ? Spin the gym tour when I ain't falling ?
[21:26 - 21:32] ? I knew the man's, I'm the one that they wanted by Brooklyn ?
[21:32 - 21:33] ? From the night if they askin' loud on him ?
[21:33 - 21:34] ? Got the clip of the fashion ?
[21:34 - 21:35] ? One no problems but I feel with the action ?
[21:35 - 21:36] ? They was that and not a dime ?
[21:36 - 21:37] ? I can smack 'em ?
[21:37 - 21:38] ? I want the act to rush ?
[21:38 - 21:39] ? Ain't shit changed ?
[21:39 - 21:40] ? You might've knew me ?
[21:40 - 21:41] ? But you do not know me ?
[21:41 - 21:42] ? It's ancient ?
[21:42 - 21:43] ? Way ?
[21:43 - 21:44] ? A lot of you copping this out ?
[21:44 - 21:45] ? And flexing it 'cause we were all minute down ?
[21:45 - 21:46] ? Yeah ?
[21:46 - 21:47] ? They said we were about to ?
[21:47 - 21:48] ? Yeah ?
[21:48 - 21:49] ? They said we were about to ?
[21:49 - 21:56] ? You're not raising my standards ?
[21:56 - 21:57] ? I'm raising my love in the bros ?
[21:57 - 21:58] I'm out of the U, Chef Shanko,
[21:58 - 21:59] and I knocked out this newbie fighter.
[21:59 - 22:00] ? I'm ready to do it ?
[22:00 - 22:01] ? I'm focused, the motion is fluid ?
[22:01 - 22:02] ? Ain't with it ?
[22:02 - 22:03] ? Is who doin' ?
[22:03 - 22:04] ? I'm goin' up next ?
[22:04 - 22:05] ? It's a UFC women's flyweight division match-up ?
[22:05 - 22:06] (crowd cheering)
[22:06 - 22:14] (air whooshing)
[22:14 - 22:15] All right, y'all, put it in the comments.
[22:15 - 22:33] (air whooshing)
[22:33 - 22:34] Wow, wow.
[22:34 - 22:35] (air whooshing)
[22:35 - 22:36] Wow, wow.
[22:36 - 22:37] (air whooshing)
[22:37 - 22:38] Dude.
[22:38 - 22:39] (air whooshing)
[22:39 - 22:40] What a performance.
[22:40 - 22:41] That was a good shot.
[22:41 - 22:42] All right, it was that newbie
[22:42 - 22:43] showed me up a little bit, all right.
[22:43 - 22:44] That was a good shot.
[22:44 - 22:52] herself and the opponent was doing some real damage. It became a dangerous situation. I think it's the right call by the official decision is in.
[22:52 - 22:53] It's been a minute.
[22:53 - 22:55] It's going to be a tough one.
[22:55 - 24:20] Yeah, it's going to be a tough one.
[24:20 - 24:44] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[24:44 - 24:48] All right, here we go.
[24:48 - 24:52] Y'all ready to watch me get my ass kicked again?
[24:52 - 24:55] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[24:55 - 24:57] Y'all ready to watch me get my ass kicked again
[24:57 - 24:58] for the 100th time?
[24:58 - 25:00] All right, coming up next, it is a women's flyway tilt
[25:00 - 25:05] between Yawada Yale J-check and Valentina Shevchenko.
[25:05 - 25:07] I'm really-- all right.
[25:07 - 25:13] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[25:13 - 25:16] All right, let's do this.
[25:16 - 25:30] [CROWD CHEERING]
[25:30 - 25:33] Well, our stat guys are ready to score takedowns if need be,
[25:33 - 25:35] but given this matchup on paper,
[25:35 - 25:37] we're expecting really a glorified kick-boxing match
[25:37 - 25:39] here under Mick's muscle.
[25:39 - 25:41] They can head to the popcorn booth right now
[25:41 - 25:42] because you don't need them.
[25:42 - 25:45] This is going to be all striking.
[25:45 - 25:47] You need that grapple button and feet.
[25:47 - 25:49] Don't touch it, cover it, but if you shape it,
[25:49 - 25:50] you don't need it.
[25:50 - 25:53] Striker versus striker both have the mentality
[25:53 - 25:56] that they just want to put damage on their opponent
[25:56 - 25:59] and they don't want to do it on the match.
[25:59 - 26:00] Again, they will clinch.
[26:00 - 26:01] We'll see how it goes.
[26:01 - 26:04] Well, clearly she wanted to get this fight to the ground
[26:04 - 26:06] to try to fatigue the striker early.
[26:06 - 26:08] Mission accomplished, so forth.
[26:08 - 26:10] Mission accomplished.
[26:10 - 26:13] Even her team could imagine that it would work so early
[26:13 - 26:14] in the fight.
[26:14 - 26:16] Great timing on that table.
[26:16 - 26:19] Well, low stamina, clearly an issue for her down the stretch.
[26:19 - 26:22] Lands the strike there, but just unable to do a lot of dishing.
[26:22 - 26:23] She doesn't have any energy.
[26:23 - 26:26] She doesn't have the cardio to continue.
[26:26 - 26:31] I mean, she really emptied the gas tank early in the fight.
[26:31 - 26:33] How good is her movement here on the ground?
[26:33 - 26:36] Right, shades of Ray Boor just transitioning.
[26:36 - 26:38] Oh, liver kick!
[26:43 - 26:46] Oh, she is such a diverse striker.
[26:46 - 26:49] Oh, she'll fire there probably with the shot.
[26:49 - 26:51] Oh, do it!
[26:51 - 26:53] Dude.
[26:53 - 26:57] I would have given it one or two more shots
[26:57 - 27:00] than I would have had, dude, right there.
[27:00 - 27:02] And this is exactly the way she was.
[27:02 - 27:06] I'd say give me one or two more shots of that guy
[27:06 - 27:08] and you would have been done.
[27:08 - 27:10] I'm going to take my career to the next level.
[27:10 - 27:12] I've got to get the knockout win here tonight.
[27:12 - 27:14] Oh.
[27:14 - 27:18] God, dude, my head bounced off the fence.
[27:18 - 27:24] Look at that. Boom, right off the fence.
[27:24 - 27:30] Oh, damn.
[27:30 - 27:36] Talking about getting your cage rattled.
[27:36 - 27:38] God, damn.
[27:38 - 27:54] [music]
[27:54 - 27:56] For real, though, that's what you call getting
[27:56 - 27:59] your freaking cage rattled for sure, man.
[27:59 - 28:05] Hey, Melon.
[28:07 - 28:09] Did you know, Melon?
[28:09 - 28:15] Oh.
[28:15 - 28:28] Ooh, gotcha.
[28:28 - 28:42] [music]
[28:42 - 28:44] Oh, dude.
[28:44 - 28:47] I'm getting close, man. I can feel that wind coming.
[28:47 - 29:02] [music]
[29:02 - 29:04] I can feel it.
[29:04 - 29:08] I'm getting close, man. I'm getting close to that wind.
[29:08 - 29:10] I can feel it, man.
[29:10 - 29:12] I'm right there.
[29:16 - 29:19] If I can walk away with at least one wind
[29:19 - 29:21] during this stream, I'll be happy.
[29:21 - 29:43] [music]
[29:43 - 29:46] All right.
[29:46 - 29:48] Will do, man.
[29:49 - 30:53] [music]
[30:53 - 30:55] Let's go.
[30:55 - 31:24] [music]
[31:24 - 31:26] All right. Take care, cuz.
[31:26 - 31:28] I'll give you a call to stream. Don't worry.
[31:28 - 31:38] [music]
[31:38 - 31:41] Finally, I get to use my custom fighter. Let's go.
[31:41 - 31:54] [music]
[31:54 - 31:56] All right, so two truly elite strikers here.
[31:56 - 31:59] We sat down with them on Thursday and asked them,
[31:59 - 32:02] "Any thoughts of taking this fight to the ground they want to strike to?"
[32:02 - 32:04] They want to strike. That's what got them to the show.
[32:04 - 32:07] That is the path that they are normally on,
[32:07 - 32:11] and tonight they get someone to--
[32:11 - 32:15] [cheering]
[32:15 - 32:17] Whoa!
[32:17 - 32:22] [cheering]
[32:22 - 32:24] Oh, nice land there with the punch.
[32:24 - 32:27] You see he's taking advantage of what is an obvious edge in reach.
[32:27 - 32:29] Nice. Right.
[32:29 - 32:31] Now we are on the ground.
[32:31 - 32:33] Now he is in his wheelhouse.
[32:33 - 32:35] We'll see if he can get one of his submissions to popular men.
[32:35 - 32:37] All right, he's very comfortable fighting off his back, DC.
[32:37 - 32:39] Now looks like he's trying to hip escape.
[32:39 - 32:42] Yeah, he's trying to hip escape or maybe look for a kumora here.
[32:42 - 32:44] [cheering]
[32:44 - 32:48] All right, so he postures up here and now figures to rain down some ground strikes.
[32:48 - 32:51] Yeah, the grounded pound will be a plenty from this position.
[32:51 - 32:53] Big kick land.
[32:53 - 33:00] [cheering]
[33:00 - 33:02] Yeah.
[33:02 - 33:04] Gave you that receipt, boy.
[33:04 - 33:06] Back to the feet now.
[33:06 - 33:08] All right, so another swing and a miss,
[33:08 - 33:10] and I'd imagine if your gas tank is this low,
[33:10 - 33:13] you've got to find times to try to preserve that energy
[33:13 - 33:17] and get yourself back to a place where you can actually blow out some damage.
[33:17 - 33:19] Yeah, you've got to get out of this space.
[33:19 - 33:21] Find places to rest and recover.
[33:21 - 33:23] Get against the other.
[33:23 - 33:24] Hold up the punch.
[33:24 - 33:25] Find ways.
[33:25 - 33:27] [cheering]
[33:27 - 33:29] It's over, it's over.
[33:29 - 33:34] [cheering]
[33:34 - 33:36] Oh my goodness, what a fight.
[33:36 - 33:38] Yeah, man, crowd loving it.
[33:38 - 33:40] Just a gorgeous shot there to end the fight.
[33:40 - 33:42] Really just the way he drew it up.
[33:42 - 33:46] He found the opening and capitalized on it to the utmost extent.
[33:46 - 33:48] Nicely done to finish the fight.
[33:48 - 33:53] Gotta give deep respect, man.
[33:53 - 33:55] That was a good fight.
[33:55 - 34:43] [music playing]
[34:43 - 34:45] I wonder if they have him.
[34:45 - 35:24] [music playing]
[35:24 - 35:28] All right, coming up next, it's a UFC Flyweight Division matchup.
[35:28 - 35:34] [music playing]
[35:34 - 35:37] [cheering]
[35:37 - 35:40] You ready? Are you ready?
[35:40 - 35:49] [cheering]
[35:49 - 35:51] Here we go, guys.
[35:51 - 37:46] [cheering]
[37:46 - 37:50] So now, let's go.
[37:50 - 37:54] Got the Father of Martial Arts up in this mug.
[37:54 - 37:58] Let's freaking go, dude. Yes.
[37:58 - 38:08] [music playing]
[38:08 - 38:11] This is going to be a hell of a fight.
[38:11 - 38:16] Let's freaking go, dude.
[38:16 - 38:26] [cheering]
[38:26 - 38:31] [music playing]
[38:31 - 38:41] [cheering]
[38:41 - 38:46] What? Oh, connection was lost. Fuck me.
[38:46 - 38:51] [music playing]
[38:51 - 38:56] Oh, pardon me.
[38:56 - 39:01] And again, dang. Yeah.
[39:01 - 40:11] [music playing]
[40:11 - 40:15] Okay, what's with the freaking Takashi 6ix9ine fucking 2D
[40:15 - 40:21] 3D rainbow hair? All right, come on, man. Really?
[40:21 - 40:26] 2D fruity Takashi 6ix9ine hair much, bro?
[40:26 - 40:31] [cheering]
[40:31 - 40:35] There are no weaknesses in these guys. These guys are all around as they come.
[40:35 - 40:38] They both can wrestle, both can grapple, both can strike.
[40:38 - 40:42] They can do it all. And these are the match-ups that we dream of.
[40:42 - 40:55] [cheering]
[40:55 - 40:59] Still unable to find that precise range with the high kick.
[40:59 - 41:14] [cheering]
[41:14 - 41:17] Really?
[41:17 - 41:21] I got knocked out by a dude with a rainbow break. That's sad.
[41:21 - 41:35] [cheering]
[41:35 - 41:39] Now I'm telling you, dude, these guys do not screw around on here, man.
[41:39 - 41:44] [music playing]
[41:44 - 41:49] [cheering]
[41:49 - 41:54] [music playing]
[41:54 - 65:39] [cheering]
[65:39 - 65:44] I'll catch you all later, man. Peace.
[65:45 - 65:50] [music]
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3041' on August 19th, 2024