2022-6-2 I AM NOT A TOY!!!!!

[0:00 - 0:29] Thank you.
[0:29 - 0:46] I was laying down trying to say that obviously can't go like insanely hard.
[0:46 - 0:53] But never mind that, I was laying down watching TV.
[0:53 - 1:05] I kept going over this in my head and debating about whether I should talk about this or not.
[1:05 - 1:13] And I finally came to the conclusion that I do need to talk about this.
[1:13 - 1:24] Now, the person I'm calling out in this stream is somebody that does like to use people.
[1:24 - 1:33] And her name is Jasmine Monique and her little friend, Ouija.
[1:33 - 1:41] Aka Ouija or Ouija.
[1:41 - 1:45] I don't even know where to fucking begin with this, to be honest.
[1:45 - 1:57] I really truly don't know where to begin with this because there's been so much that's happened.
[1:57 - 2:02] Dude, you have no idea how many times I've had that question asked, man.
[2:02 - 2:12] You have no idea how many times I've had that question asked.
[2:12 - 2:27] Jasmine, I'm calling you out.
[2:27 - 2:32] I'm calling you out, Jasmine.
[2:32 - 2:39] You and Ouija both, but mostly you.
[2:39 - 2:45] Jasmine, you think that it's fucking cute doing what you're doing.
[2:45 - 2:54] Running around, fucking with guys, toying on their fucking hard strings for what?
[2:54 - 3:00] So you can fit in?
[3:00 - 3:07] So you can feel better about yourself?
[3:07 - 3:15] So that you can get a laugh like, "Is that what this is all about?"
[3:15 - 3:22] I'll be straight up honest.
[3:22 - 3:39] Not that long ago, about nine months ago, I just got out of a four year relationship of abuse.
[3:39 - 3:53] And let me tell you something, what you're doing, Jasmine, is a form of abuse.
[3:53 - 3:57] It really is.
[3:57 - 4:16] And you sit there, you play on someone's emotions, get them to fucking sleep with you or pretend to go out with you, and then what do you do?
[4:16 - 4:31] You sat there, or do sit there, and you spread the shit all over Discord, all over Facebook, all over YouTube.
[4:31 - 4:44] And then when they call you on your bullshit, you get fucking mad.
[4:44 - 4:59] Like, why are you getting mad? You're the one that started this shit.
[4:59 - 5:11] And I'm sorry, Todd, and I know it's going to sound like a shocker hearing this, but I don't think even Marnie deserves what she does to people.
[5:11 - 5:24] I really don't.
[5:24 - 5:42] Let me tell you something, man. I have people like Wheezy in the chat who treat me better than anyone.
[5:42 - 6:07] Like, you know, it's pretty fucked up because all I ever wanted was to be happy with somebody that I could trust.
[6:07 - 6:27] And Jasmine, for you to come in, act like you actually like me. Just to turn around to fuck me over.
[6:27 - 6:37] Just turn around and do it. You do the shit just to screw me and sleep with me.
[6:37 - 6:51] And then when you do, you turn around and screenshot all of our conversations. Record all our voice calls.
[6:51 - 6:59] And for what? Just spread it all over Discord? You should be ashamed of yourself.
[6:59 - 7:09] I don't care who you are. No one deserves that level of abuse. No one deserves to be treated like a toy.
[7:09 - 7:20] No one.
[7:20 - 7:24] No one deserves to be treated like shit.
[7:24 - 7:46] And I'm sorry if I'm with drugs because I'm fucking tired. No offense.
[7:46 - 7:57] No one deserves to be treated like fucking shit.
[7:57 - 8:21] I mean, it's honestly fucking pathetic. I mean, you use your sexuality to lure a guy in and then you fuck him over for what?
[8:21 - 8:37] What you're doing is bullshit, Jasmine. And I don't trust you anymore.
[8:37 - 8:46] And Weegee, I don't trust you either, motherfucker. Matter of fact, I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, which ain't very far.
[8:46 - 9:07] It's at all because you're so goddamn overweight.
[9:07 - 9:16] Like, what's your deal, Jasmine? Like, I don't fucking get it. I mean, you sat there.
[9:16 - 9:25] Oh, and then when I call you out and then when I call you on your fucking shit, you decide to sit there and go, oh, what was me?
[9:25 - 9:41] Oh, dude, that's bullshit. It's fucking bullshit. You get mad when somebody calls you on your shit. Well, here I am, bitch. What are you gonna do?
[9:41 - 10:06] What are you gonna fucking do? Nothing.
[10:06 - 10:24] Yo, Daisy, what up?
[10:24 - 10:35] And I'm sorry, y'all. I'm sorry for going off the handle, but it just really fucking pisses me off.
[10:35 - 10:59] When someone like Jasmine pretends to like you, has said she has feelings for you, y'all get to talking, y'all end up doing shit,
[10:59 - 11:09] and then all of a sudden out of nowhere, she turns around, has all your shit recorded,
[11:09 - 11:27] and then turns around and shares it with everybody on fucking Discord like she's proud of it. Like, what the fuck?
[11:27 - 11:39] Like, let me tell you something, Jasmine. I have been in several, several abusive relationships over the last ten years, and let me tell you something.
[11:39 - 11:49] What you're doing is beyond fucked up. Honestly, I wouldn't wish what you're doing on my worst enemy, not even Marty.
[11:49 - 11:59] No one deserves the level of being treated like a toy like you do me. No one deserves that, at all.
[11:59 - 12:15] And I'm sorry, but as somebody that is not only a victim of emotional abuse, but is also a survivor of suicide, I take that shit very fucking serious.
[12:15 - 12:23] I take that shit very fucking seriously.
[12:23 - 12:39] I'm a survivor of suicide two times over, and have been in and out of abusive relationships, whether it's emotional, mental, or verbal, for the last ten years.
[12:39 - 12:55] So I take that shit very fucking serious. And I mean very serious.
[12:55 - 13:05] How do you think people like me feel when you do that shit to us? How do you think I fucking feel when you do that shit to us?
[13:05 - 13:15] How do you think people like me feel? You don't think we don't feel dumb like we don't feel like we're shit?
[13:15 - 13:29] You make people like me, good people like me, that actually give a fuck look like shit. You make good, kindhearted people look bad.
[13:29 - 13:37] And I don't care how fucking hot you are, how sexy you are, I don't give a fuck.
[13:37 - 13:47] What you're doing ain't fucking cute, and it's not adorable, and it's not hahaha like I mean, no. That's bullshit.
[13:47 - 13:54] It's fucking bullshit.
[13:54 - 14:22] No one deserves to be treated like shit. Not me, not anyone in this chat, nobody.
[14:22 - 14:50] Why do you think I write the fucking songs that I write, Jasmine? Why do you think I write the shit that I fucking write in my music?
[14:50 - 15:08] Because people like me out there have gone through abuse and feel like they don't have anything. They feel like they don't have anyone that they can turn to.
[15:09 - 15:37] Why do you think I write all these songs about depression, suicide, waking up with that fucking sinking feeling in your chest every day, not knowing what to fucking do?
[15:37 - 15:51] Not knowing how to handle with the fact that Sony out there is sick and twisted enough to fuck you over.
[15:51 - 16:01] And no, Jasmine, I'm gonna make you sit here and fucking watch. I'm gonna make you sit here and fucking watch.
[16:01 - 16:17] I'm gonna make you sit in the fucking chat, and better yet, you know what, I'll do one even better. I'll make it so you can't fucking chat, but you'll still be able to watch me calling you out.
[16:17 - 16:34] There, now you can watch, but you can't say shit. So guess what, you get to sit there and deal with me calling you out.
[16:34 - 16:46] Now you can't run your little bitch mouth.
[16:46 - 16:59] Now you can't sit there and try to make up excuses.
[16:59 - 17:11] And Raz, let me tell you something, dude. The only reason I'm pissed is because I'm sick and tired of seeing people like her treat people like me like shit.
[17:11 - 17:32] I'm tired of being treated like a goddamn toy, by everyone, but mostly by her.
[17:32 - 17:42] I'm seriously sick of it. Like, what about my happiness?
[17:42 - 17:51] And let me be real with you guys for a second here, because a lot of people have been asking this question quite a bit.
[17:51 - 17:59] Why am I not with anybody? Why do I not have a girlfriend? Why am I 31 and not married yet? Well, let me tell you why.
[17:59 - 18:04] You want to know why? Because of all the trolls.
[18:04 - 18:10] Straight up, it's because of all the fucking trolls that I don't have a fucking girlfriend yet.
[18:10 - 18:17] And you want to know why? Because they sit there, every time I get with somebody, they fucking sit there and they chase them off.
[18:17 - 18:28] Or they do something to threaten their family to where they run.
[18:28 - 18:38] And that's the truth. People like Marty, step in and run that person off every fucking time and I'm sick of it.
[18:38 - 18:47] So yeah, Marty, I'm calling your fat Oompa Loompa bitch ass out as well, you stupid fat fucking Teletubby looking motherfucker.
[18:47 - 18:53] You look like the goddamn Grey reject Oompa Loompa without the goddamn head.
[18:53 - 19:02] You look like the goddamn reject Teletubby who lost his fucking helmet back in fucking Walmart three miles back.
[19:02 - 19:19] And now you got to walk your fat ass all the way back there just to grab it.
[19:19 - 19:25] My bro, you fucking hate me because I turned your fat ass down.
[19:25 - 19:43] You're mad at me and pissed at me because I turned your fat ass down on Jamie's fucking livestream and you can't handle it.
[19:43 - 19:52] See, it's either you can have me or no one can. That's how you want it, right, Marty? That's how you want it, right?
[19:52 - 19:59] Either you can either I'm yours or no one can have me at all, right? I mean, that's how you want it, right?
[19:59 - 20:07] Is that how it's supposed to be? Well, here's a reality check for your little fucking bitch fat ass.
[20:07 - 20:25] That's not how it's gonna fucking work.
[20:25 - 20:34] Well, like I said, Marty, I don't have anything against you. If you're gay, I have nothing against that. Good for you.
[20:34 - 20:39] All right. Good for you if you are.
[20:39 - 20:52] All right. I support the LGBTQ+ community. I support that community 100%. And if you are really part of that, hey, that's cool.
[20:52 - 21:07] But, too, don't be fucking up my goddamn relationships, motherfucker.
[21:07 - 21:19] Like, you're the whole fucking reason why I'm not with anyone right now. You're the whole goddamn reason between you and Jasmine.
[21:19 - 21:36] And it's bullshit, dude.
[21:36 - 21:45] Like, seriously, you think that's ha ha, funny, let's use Star X as a locale. Well, you want the real locale, Marty?
[21:45 - 22:00] You want the real locale, Jasmine? Look in the fucking mirror.
[22:00 - 22:08] I mean, you guys want to sit there and call me a locale. Why don't you look in the fucking mirror and take a good, long, hard look?
[22:08 - 22:37] Because the only locales I see around here are you guys. You're the only fucking locales that I see around here.
[22:37 - 23:02] Mark that.
[23:02 - 23:30] I got something for you, Jasmine. And this ain't no goddamn love song. This song is me calling you out.
[23:30 - 23:36] Shout out to my boy NK on this one.
[23:37 - 23:38] Yeah, that's awesome art.
[23:38 - 23:44] You haven't been with somebody that ever loves you back. You haven't wanted somebody that ever wants you back.
[23:44 - 23:49] And now seriously, you're leaving this time to watch you back. You're not dealing with this shit, I've had enough of that.
[23:49 - 23:55] I ain't dealing with your shit. You don't deal with mine. You where the fuck is the contract? I'm 'bout to sign.
[23:55 - 24:00] It's a good time I'm trying to talk, you're like I'm fucking mine. Yeah, see, it makes you lying.
[24:00 - 24:07] I'm just done with this, you brother snuffest, not the luckiest. I don't have any drugs, you in the stomach, bitch. What the fuck is up with this?
[24:07 - 24:13] I'm just sort of fucking pissed. You want to be a fucking slut, you been sucking dick. You get fucking AIDS.
[24:13 - 24:20] I do have a miscarriage on the fucking bank. Don't you feel my pain? Don't you feel my pain? Don't you feel my pain?
[24:20 - 24:29] Throw in the way that you can feel it so you got my face. You told me we were meant to be. You said that you would never leave, you would never cheat.
[24:29 - 24:34] That is a fucking lie. How you gonna tell me I shit when you're messing with another guy?
[24:34 - 24:45] I don't wanna see him again, no, yeah, it's a lesson learned. I will never love you again, no, yeah, it's a lesson learned.
[24:45 - 24:56] I don't wanna be with you again, no, yeah, it's a lesson learned. I will never trust you again, no, yeah, it's a lesson learned.
[24:56 - 25:04] He's a confession, I've been meaning to make. I never treated you the best, I never treated you great. I was never miss a perfect, I'm a big overweight.
[25:04 - 25:10] And not to mention I'm a jealousy, I made a mistake, but you know I was always down for you. He's a drown for you.
[25:10 - 25:19] I'm the king, you're my queen, I look out for you. This is all fucking my pain, I fucking drown for you. I'm putting on in my head, now pull it down for you.
[25:19 - 25:26] During the move we first met, I gave you everything I had to do, it was worth it. You supported me in my music, you said I'm worthless.
[25:26 - 25:34] Now you're trying to say when you're cheating on me, I'm worthless. This is the way that I go. Even after four years, you decided to go.
[25:34 - 25:41] I should've listened to what they said, you know I would pride you at all. I guess it's too late, I'm on the side of the road, lesson learned.
[25:41 - 25:52] I don't wanna see you again, no, it's a lesson learned. I would never love you again, no, it's a lesson learned.
[26:08 - 26:17] Congratulations, you made me hate myself, you isolated me from my friends to make me feel like you're the best that I can do so I'm afraid to build.
[26:17 - 26:26] All myself, what the hell, you think that you can take advantage of me, and treat me like a lost puppy, go ahead and throw me out bitch, you don't want me.
[26:26 - 26:35] Yeah, I'm fucking here, I can't pretend I told you, even if I wanted to, I swear to God I want everything I've sacrificed to fucking make you happy.
[26:35 - 26:41] You took my place, my self-respecting with my family, now you ask me if I'm depressed, now I'm fucking happy.
[26:41 - 26:47] I'm not the way that you treated me yet, you're gonna smack me, you're gonna trap me, you're gonna attack me.
[26:47 - 26:57] It almost feels as if I'm happy to be treated badly, but actually, I'm just mad taking love with you, I tell people I'm told with you, but we know that ain't fucking true.
[26:57 - 27:05] I used to tell myself that you would change, I used to call myself to sleep and be depressed for days, but hey, I'd deal with you if you would stay with me.
[27:05 - 27:21] You can say that I'm insane, but I know those who changed for me. I wish you loved me like you used to, in the first month, I wish we felt the same love from each other than we used to, when we first began our relationship.
[27:21 - 27:33] Every time I look at you, I feel so broken, down, every time I see you smile, I'm still hoping, hoping, hoping, hoping it's right here.
[27:33 - 27:57] It's all toxic, I be like a monster, even after all that I've done seen you, broke my back for you, so attached to you, and I just wanna say sorry, it's all toxic, it's all toxic, I be like a monster, even after all that I've done seen you, broke my back for you, so attached to you, and I just wanna say sorry, it's all toxic.
[27:57 - 28:09] I wish you rode me up, you were my Juliet, I told myself that one day that we would be fully wet, whoops, here we go again, it kills another fight, it's like another fuckin' shove in that shelf at night.
[28:09 - 28:30] I'm just fuckin' sick of this, I'm fuckin' sick of you, and I can fuck you, fuck you, and we have it from the physical. Don't you miss all the issues, tell me fuckin' this, recall, it'd be interesting because you sell this shit, it's pitiful, and all the shit's habitual, traditional, it's pretty cruel, it's hairy, it's a party, it's dark, because I live with you, and now it's only one to two.
[28:30 - 28:46] It's already like we tried to sign up a cage, I'm always pissed at you, and as I mentioned, I'm ashamed, 'cause I feel like a fuckin' record, yeah, I'm always sayin' I could change, I never wanna be the one to blame, I swear to God that if you try to leave it, I'ma push you up in place.
[28:46 - 28:58] I wish you loved me like you used to, in the first month, I wish we felt the same love from each other than we used to, when we first moved on, our relationship.
[28:58 - 29:27] At least I look at you, and it's not broken, now, at least I'ma see you smile, I'm still hopin', hopin', the bitch right here, it's so toxic, I be like a monster, even after all that I've done, see you put my back to you, it's so attached to you, and I just wanna say sorry, it's so toxic, it's so toxic, I be like a monster, even after all that I've done, see you,
[29:27 - 29:47] put my back to you, it's so attached to you, and I just wanna say sorry, it's so toxic, I don't care what people say, I'll be with you anyways, I just want you to be my life, you're gonna be your life, you're gonna be the first side, dismiss all the old days, you know, we just both fight, you're poor and I'm cold, right?
[29:47 - 29:59] I swear that you must stay, this moment's an odd night, my motion is alright, I swear that on this day, you'll be your be alright, I'm about to heal the poison, I'm about to find an antidote.
[29:59 - 30:11] The reason you have made this a try, is to make a message, from everybody, this is an area, you're with this fucking expression, from everybody, 'cause tell 'em you just to spare your fashion, from everybody that's dealing with this, this, this, this, this, this, this shit.
[30:11 - 30:25] Just tell 'em you get the fuck out, and save yourself, I know it's hard, that if you spare your shit's on a part, I'll gather broken heart, and now it's time to try to see the page rhyme, make the quarter star, this is so toxic.
[44:46 - 44:49] No, I'm clearly thinking of a siren.
[44:51 - 44:56] Cuz that's exactly what Jasmine is. She's a fucking siren.
[44:56 - 45:09] See, Jasmine lures guys in with her beauty and all this other shit just to fuck them over, just to hurt them.
[45:24 - 45:28] I trust you, KJ. I know a lot of Greek mythology, brother.
[45:28 - 45:33] I know a lot about Greek mythology, Norse mythology, you name it.
[45:42 - 45:47] But a siren is exactly what Jasmine really is.
[45:47 - 45:53] See, she lures guys in with her beauty and what she can offer them,
[45:53 - 46:03] and then when she has them where she wants them, she fucking breaks off and destroys them and runs her mouth about them.
[46:11 - 46:25] And it's fucking sad because she makes good people like me look like shit.
[47:01 - 47:06] But this video clip right here speaks for itself.
[47:06 - 47:11] This video clip right here describes me to the fucking tea.
[47:14 - 47:19] Seth Rollins, I think you have some misconceptions about me.
[47:21 - 47:27] What you call disrespect, I call honesty.
[47:27 - 47:34] What you call arrogance, I call confidence.
[47:37 - 47:42] And what you call ignorance, I call that irony.
[47:44 - 47:49] I know your history, Seth. Do you know mine?
[47:49 - 47:54] Do you know about the legends and the myths?
[47:54 - 47:57] Do you know about the Tuha they do not?
[47:57 - 48:02] Who burned their ships once they landed ashore so there would be no chance of retreat?
[48:02 - 48:05] How about my namesake, Finn McCool?
[48:05 - 48:11] He was a giant who threw a piece of iron into the sea and made the Isle of Man.
[48:11 - 48:15] He was a hero who stabbed his own face with his own poisonous spear,
[48:15 - 48:21] to survive the sleeping song of ailing the burner and save the city of power.
[48:23 - 48:27] And what about the monsters, Seth, the dulahan?
[48:27 - 48:31] What about the banshees, Seth, whose wails signal the end?
[48:31 - 48:33] Do you hear them screaming?
[48:34 - 48:38] And what about the worst of them all, the king of the demons?
[48:38 - 48:42] Balor, do you know who Balor is, Seth?
[48:42 - 48:44] Do you know what he does?
[48:44 - 48:47] When his evil eye opens, the world ends.
[48:47 - 48:56] First the grass burns, then the seas boil, then the air catches fire and all of humanity falls.
[48:56 - 48:59] These are not just stories, Seth.
[48:59 - 49:02] They are a source of power.
[49:02 - 49:10] When a warrior enters a great battle, when he knows that his limbs and his flesh are not enough,
[49:10 - 49:16] he can tap into the power of these creatures and become a man greater than himself.
[49:16 - 49:19] He can become a myth.
[49:19 - 49:27] Now I know you have your demons, Seth, but you'll never see a demon like this.
[49:33 - 49:36] And that's facts.
[49:36 - 49:45] See, because of people like you, Jasmine, I have a lot of demons that I face every fucking day because of you.
[49:45 - 49:51] Every fucking day, I have demons that I fucking face because of you.
[49:51 - 49:56] Because of people like you, Jasmine, I constantly wonder, am I good enough?
[49:56 - 49:58] Will I ever be good enough?
[49:58 - 50:00] When will it be my turn to be happy?
[50:00 - 50:02] Where's my happily ever after?
[50:02 - 50:04] Where's my happy in the night?
[50:07 - 50:10] Every day, those things go through my fucking head.
[50:10 - 50:12] Every fucking day.
[50:16 - 50:20] Anything is some sort of ha ha funny joke, nah, it's not.
[50:29 - 50:32] You think you know me, but you don't know shit.
[50:38 - 50:43] Honestly, Jasmine, I'm gonna say this.
[50:43 - 50:51] I can't wait for the day that somebody does you like you've done to me and so many other people.
[50:51 - 50:57] I cannot wait until somebody does you like you've done me.
[51:02 - 51:07] Matter of fact, to whoever does that to you, I applaud you.
[51:25 - 51:32] So whoever does do Jasmine the same way that she did me, all I got to say is I'm proud of you.
[51:32 - 51:35] She fucking deserves what she gets.
[51:46 - 51:51] Like I said, I'm not your toy anymore, Jasmine.
[51:51 - 51:57] And Marty, I'm sure it's not your toy either, motherfucker.
[51:57 - 51:59] Never have been, never will be.
[52:05 - 52:13] But Jasmine, I hope one day that you get to see what you put me through.
[52:13 - 52:22] I hope one day, I hope that one day somebody does to you like you've done to me.
[52:22 - 52:29] Because like I said, you make good, innocent people like me look like complete shit.
[52:33 - 52:37] I mean, I sat there and I'm giving you a chance at the chance at the chance.
[52:37 - 52:43] Read you after read you after read you over and over and over. Why? Because I'm a caring and kind person.
[52:43 - 52:47] Because I believe in second chances.
[52:47 - 52:51] I believe in giving someone a second chance, but not this time.
[52:51 - 52:57] I'm giving you more than a second chance. I'm giving you 50 million different chances.
[52:57 - 53:03] But every time you just do the same thing over and over.
[53:03 - 53:07] So now it's time to cut you off and say goodbye.
[53:14 - 53:19] No longer will I speak to you, no longer will I have anything to do with you.
[53:19 - 53:23] And if you don't like that, too fucking bad.
[53:23 - 53:27] Too goddamn bad, I don't give a fuck.
[53:30 - 53:38] I deserve happiness and I will find happiness outside of you and your torturous bullshit.
[53:46 - 53:50] And all I'm going to say to you Jasmine is this.
[53:50 - 53:54] Clean your act up and you might actually find somebody.
[53:54 - 54:00] Clean your goddamn act up and you might find somebody.
[54:00 - 54:04] But until then, you won't.
[54:27 - 54:34] And just in case there is anybody else out there that has been put through this just as well as me,
[54:34 - 54:38] I want you to know that I'm sorry that she put you through this.
[54:38 - 54:43] To anybody out there that has been hurt by Jasmine the same way that I've been,
[54:47 - 54:52] I want you guys to know that I'm sorry that she put you through this.
[54:52 - 54:57] No one deserves the level of bullshit that she's done.
[54:57 - 55:00] And I hope that you guys know that you deserve better.
[55:00 - 55:04] You deserve to be happy, you deserve to be loved for you.
[55:04 - 55:11] You don't deserve someone like Jasmine running your life and ruining your life.
[55:11 - 55:13] You deserve so much more than that.
[55:18 - 55:21] You deserve to be happy just as much as I do.
[55:25 - 55:31] So Jasmine from this moment on, you're dead to me.
[55:37 - 55:42] I will not speak your name, I will not mention you.
[55:42 - 55:46] You go your way, I go my way.
[55:46 - 55:49] You live your life, I live mine.
[55:59 - 56:14] So Jasmine, fuck you, fuck your strength,
[56:14 - 56:18] fuck all the bullshit you say about me.
[56:18 - 56:20] I don't care.
[56:20 - 56:23] Talk all the shit you want about me bitch.
[56:27 - 56:30] And I know why she's doing it too.
[56:30 - 56:35] She's mad because she's got, see, this is another thing too.
[56:35 - 56:40] See, this is another thing too, this is what she does.
[56:40 - 56:55] This is exactly what she does.
[56:55 - 56:59] Every time someone calls her out, she does this.
[56:59 - 57:03] Every time someone busts her ass for this shit,
[57:05 - 57:10] She goes on watchrooms and whines and cries and tries to play the victim.
[57:10 - 57:15] Well, sorry, Jasmine, no one's falling for your victimizing bullshit anymore.
[57:15 - 57:18] You victimizing bitch.
[57:36 - 57:39] No one's falling for your bullshit, Jasmine.
[57:39 - 57:44] Say you may as well get off the watchroom because no one's falling for your shit.
[57:44 - 57:46] No one.
[57:46 - 57:51] No one's buying your old "what was me" bullshit.
[57:51 - 57:55] No one's buying it, so give up.
[57:55 - 57:57] You know the truth.
[57:57 - 58:00] You know that what I'm saying is correct.
[58:08 - 58:12] And no, I'm not gonna give that bitch the time of day.
[58:12 - 58:18] I'm not gonna give that bitch the pleasure of you in seeing me on a panel.
[58:18 - 58:22] I'm not gonna give that bitch the time of day for nothing.
[58:22 - 58:24] Fuck that hoe.
[58:24 - 58:26] Fuck that bitch.
[58:26 - 58:29] She ain't worth the time of day.
[58:56 - 58:59] I know I'll find someone better eventually.
[58:59 - 59:00] I know that.
[59:06 - 59:08] I know I'll find someone eventually.
[59:20 - 59:23] Oh, I've already said it to her face.
[59:23 - 59:26] Plenty of times before I've already said it.
[59:36 - 59:39] Oh shit, Ginger, what up?
[59:49 - 60:03] Dude, I threw those things away.
[60:03 - 60:05] They were rotten and nasty.
[60:19 - 60:22] Yeah, no, wait, I'm not going to.
[60:22 - 60:25] Matter of fact, I'm gonna do to you like I did to Jasmine.
[60:25 - 60:28] Have fun watching me from the sidelines, fuckhead.
[60:31 - 60:33] I know you and her talk.
[60:35 - 60:37] Yes, I did and I fucking love them.
[60:58 - 61:05] Like I said, Jasmine, you can spark your mouth all you want, bitch.
[61:11 - 61:14] You can spark your mouth all you want, Jasmine.
[61:14 - 61:20] At the end of the day, you and I both know ain't nobody falling for your motherfucking bullshit.
[61:20 - 61:23] You're like the Amber Heard of fucking YouTube.
[61:26 - 61:30] You're like the Australian YouTube version of Amber Heard.
[61:30 - 61:34] Trying to make up shit so people will feel sorry for you.
[61:34 - 61:37] But nobody really feels sorry for your ass.
[61:44 - 61:48] Ain't nobody falling for your motherfucking bullshit.
[61:52 - 61:55] I don't know what it's very called for.
[62:03 - 62:10] As you know, she's not an Aussie, she's from that country that's right by Australia.
[62:22 - 62:24] No, not Wales.
[62:24 - 62:27] That's UK, yeah, New Zealand, thank you, operator.
[62:38 - 62:43] All right, bro, you're like the New Zealand's YouTube version of Amber Heard.
[62:43 - 62:47] You're sparking your mouth and nobody's believing a damn word you're saying.
[62:53 - 62:57] You're like that one chick that fucking, um...
[62:59 - 63:02] What's her name? From fucking Diesel Gang, what's her name?
[63:08 - 63:11] You're like that Katie Knoll chick from Diesel Gang.
[63:13 - 63:15] You run your mouth about shit.
[63:18 - 63:23] Like, you're like, and if y'all don't know the story between Katie Knoll and Ryan Elchurch,
[63:23 - 63:25] let me fill you in.
[63:25 - 63:29] Couple years ago, Katie Knoll and Ryan Elchurch dated.
[63:29 - 63:34] They did a song about having sex and were dating.
[63:34 - 63:37] Well, they go to cuddle up that night.
[63:37 - 63:41] Next thing she, next thing Ryan knows, next day,
[63:41 - 63:47] this bitch has fucking got ten different fucking cameras screaming,
[63:47 - 63:50] "Oh, he touched my bow. He raped me."
[63:50 - 63:55] When really, they were fucking dating, and they were together.
[63:55 - 63:57] And he didn't do shit.
[64:11 - 64:16] Matter of fact, I got a little sum for your bitch ass Jasmine.
[65:07 - 65:14] And this isn't just coming from me Jasmine, this is coming from all the Cyrax Nation.
[65:19 - 65:24] Imagine the Cyrax Nation version of this song, and this is for your dumb ass.
[65:36 - 65:39] By the way, shout out to Sarah Ross on this one, man.
[68:46 - 68:50] By the way, shout out to Savannah Dexter on that track, dude.
[68:53 - 68:55] Nah, fuck that.
[68:55 - 69:00] Like I said, Cap, I ain't giving that whole the time of fucking day.
[69:02 - 69:06] I ain't giving that bitch the time of motherfucking day, period.
[69:26 - 69:35] That bitch don't deserve the time of fucking day, and she ain't getting the time of day neither.
[69:37 - 69:45] So Jasmine, fuck you, fuck the clout you're chasing, and fuck the lies that you spread, bitch.
[70:08 - 70:14] When I say I don't give little lying ass pussies like Jasmine the time of day.
[70:23 - 70:27] If anything, I'll be honest.
[70:27 - 70:33] I hope somebody does Jasmine like she does me, like she did me.
[70:33 - 70:41] I hope that bitch gets what she deserves and somebody does her like she does what she does me, man, for real.
[70:41 - 70:45] I hope somebody does her what she does me.
[70:47 - 70:49] I hope so.
[70:51 - 70:54] So Jasmine, get it right.
[70:57 - 71:02] Quit your fucking bullshit and quit crying wolf, you dumb hoe.
[71:02 - 71:07] And quit trying to make people fucking fall for your bullshit or what was me at.
[71:07 - 71:09] It ain't gonna fucking work.
[71:09 - 71:13] So fuck you, Jasmine, and fuck everything you're about.
[71:13 - 71:16] Stop playing the fucking victim when you wait.
[71:26 - 71:33] And yeah, CIA, what I'll do, man, tomorrow morning, I'll give you a call and I'll explain everything to you, bro.
[71:33 - 71:34] I'll hit you up tomorrow morning.
[71:34 - 71:41] I'll fucking call you up on Discord and I'll tell you everything that went down, bro.
[71:41 - 71:43] 'Cause I'm not the one that she does this to.
[71:43 - 71:49] She's done it to Yoko, Tony, a whole bunch of people, dude.
[71:49 - 71:50] I ain't the one.
[71:50 - 71:57] There's a bunch.
[72:02 - 72:07] So Jasmine, get lost and kick rocks, bitch.
[72:24 - 72:27] Like I said, Cap, I'm not giving that hoe the time of day, man.
[72:27 - 72:35] I got better shit to do with my time than to focus my time on some bitch that isn't appreciative of what I fucking do.
[72:39 - 72:46] Sorry, but I don't give people that are disrespectful towards me or take what I do for them for granted.
[72:49 - 72:51] I don't wanna acknowledge those people.
[72:56 - 72:58] All right, sounds good.
[72:58 - 73:00] Take it easy, Ginger.
[73:02 - 73:04] Oh, and punk rock, don't worry, man, punk.
[73:04 - 73:07] I definitely will find that someone out there one day, man.
[73:07 - 73:09] Don't you worry about that.
[73:17 - 73:20] If y'all don't know, I do know Ginger personally.
[73:20 - 73:22] Me and her actually spoke earlier.
[73:23 - 73:25] Super dope chick, too.
[73:27 - 73:28] Super fucking fun.
[73:50 - 73:52] Oh, I got you.
[73:52 - 73:55] Hey, Ginger, I got you on some funny shit.
[73:55 - 73:57] Don't worry.
[73:57 - 74:03] Matter of fact, let's sit down and let's check out some funny shit for y'all right quick.
[74:07 - 74:12] You can see a lot of people don't know that of church, not only does he do music,
[74:12 - 74:14] but he also does funny shit as well.
[74:26 - 74:30] Matter of fact, yo, Ginger, this video right here,
[74:30 - 74:33] this video right here actually describes,
[74:33 - 74:37] this video right here is about this guy named John and Gobble,
[74:37 - 74:40] but this video describes how Marty is.
[74:40 - 74:44] Well, straight up, this actually describes him to the fucking T.
[74:48 - 74:50] And trust me, you're gonna laugh.
[74:59 - 75:00] Shot of church, man.
[75:00 - 75:03] Shot of church.
[75:03 - 75:04] Shot of church, man.
[75:04 - 75:05] Fucking love y'all, dude.
[75:05 - 75:07] Sorry, I was looking at that blazer.
[75:07 - 75:08] What up, fam?
[75:08 - 75:09] Oh, excuse me.
[75:09 - 75:12] My thumb is not hooked up to anything's ringing.
[75:12 - 75:14] Hello?
[75:14 - 75:17] Oh, it's a gobble head.
[75:17 - 75:20] What do you want, you goofy fuck?
[75:20 - 75:21] Oh, who's on the phone?
[75:21 - 75:22] A gobble head.
[75:22 - 75:24] Oh, John Gobby, a.k.a.
[75:24 - 75:26] John and Gobble, a.k.a.
[75:26 - 75:28] Tooty Fruity, a.k.a.
[75:28 - 75:30] Spooky Dookey, a.k.a.
[75:30 - 75:32] The Purple Rain Prowler, a.k.a.
[75:32 - 75:34] The Onion Dome Garden Gnome.
[75:34 - 75:35] You ever seen this fucking video?
[75:35 - 75:36] It's probably not.
[75:36 - 75:39] It jerks around all the fucking time, fucking jerky turkey.
[75:39 - 75:41] You little fucking chicken shit, you probably don't even shave,
[75:41 - 75:43] you probably just pluck butthole feathers.
[75:43 - 75:46] Your head look like a crusty gray elbow.
[75:46 - 75:48] You ain't fooling nobody, motherfucker.
[75:48 - 75:51] Everybody watching knows exactly what kind of motherfucker you are.
[75:51 - 75:54] You're that motherfucker standing outside a goddamn shell,
[75:54 - 75:58] fucking one o'clock in the morning in the middle of the fucking country,
[75:58 - 76:00] you hear crickets at the fucking gas station.
[76:00 - 76:03] You're sitting there throwing up gang signs in your dusty-ass shins
[76:03 - 76:08] in your dirty-ass red flat bill hat with a big gold puffy dollar sign on it.
[76:08 - 76:11] I mean, you wouldn't like having to have a square, would you mind?
[76:11 - 76:14] How could a square around you have you got a liar?
[76:14 - 76:16] Yeah, yeah, just stay fucking, stay right there.
[76:16 - 76:18] I mean, toss it to you.
[76:18 - 76:20] Your arm is really dirty.
[76:20 - 76:23] It looks like it's been up an elephant's ass recently.
[76:23 - 76:26] Then you just, like, let it dry on there for a good two minutes
[76:26 - 76:30] so it's like half dry, half wet elephant feces on your arm.
[76:30 - 76:33] Then he's like, "Fuck it, I'm just gonna wipe it off with a dry paper towel
[76:33 - 76:34] and go on about my day."
[76:34 - 76:36] My master ain't talking to me.
[76:36 - 76:39] Well, yeah, he's waiting for your ass to take a bath, fucking.
[76:39 - 76:42] I mean, goddamn, what was you smoking last week, motherfucker?
[76:42 - 76:44] I'm not a maker.
[76:44 - 76:47] Then the tree limb breaks and he falls and hits the fucking ground
[76:47 - 76:48] and takes off running.
[76:48 - 76:49] Yeah.
[76:49 - 76:51] Cops are like, "I'm not a maker."
[76:51 - 76:54] Then the tree limb breaks and he falls and hits the fucking ground
[76:54 - 76:55] and takes off running.
[76:55 - 76:56] Yeah.
[76:56 - 76:57] Cops are like, "I'm not a maker."
[76:57 - 77:00] Then the tree limb breaks and he falls and hits the fucking ground
[77:00 - 77:01] and takes off running.
[77:01 - 77:02] Yeah.
[77:02 - 77:03] Cops are like, "I'm not a maker."
[77:03 - 77:05] Then the tree limb breaks and he falls and hits the fucking ground
[77:05 - 77:06] and takes off running.
[77:06 - 77:07] Yeah.
[77:07 - 77:08] Cops are like, "I'm not a maker."
[77:08 - 77:10] Then the tree limb breaks and he falls and hits the fucking ground
[77:10 - 77:11] and takes off running.
[77:11 - 77:12] Yeah.
[77:12 - 77:13] Cops like, "Where is he going?"
[77:13 - 77:15] I can answer that for you, a fucking.
[77:15 - 77:16] There's only two places he can be.
[77:16 - 77:19] One, at his grandma's house, leaking the fucking screen
[77:19 - 77:22] every time I make a video, like fake kissing it in the mirror
[77:22 - 77:23] and watch it.
[77:23 - 77:24] Fuck you, Ryan.
[77:24 - 77:25] I hate you.
[77:25 - 77:26] I fucking hate you, dumb bitch.
[77:26 - 77:28] Stay behind me.
[77:28 - 77:35] We're in a bush somewhere, roosting.
[77:35 - 77:38] And not his old lady's bush, neither.
[77:38 - 77:40] He's still in the bathroom, locking the door.
[77:40 - 77:42] Just pausing videos of me kissing it.
[77:42 - 77:44] Jodi, you've been in the bathroom a long time.
[77:44 - 77:45] What are you doing there?
[77:45 - 77:50] I'm hoping and thinking about the mayor.
[77:50 - 77:56] What is up with your obsession with your mayor, bro?
[77:56 - 77:58] Mad 'cause the mayor won't talk to you.
[77:58 - 78:01] Really mad at me because you think I talk to the mayor.
[78:01 - 78:02] Are you talking to my mayor?
[78:02 - 78:03] I think you are.
[78:03 - 78:06] Bro, I think you want some sugars from the mayor.
[78:06 - 78:07] This is what you want.
[78:07 - 78:08] Oh, God.
[78:08 - 78:10] You know he would come out with a Bob Marley remix.
[78:10 - 78:16] I fuck the mayor, but I didn't fuck the beauty.
[78:16 - 78:18] I mean, for God's sake, she posted a picture of the other day
[78:18 - 78:20] in front of your fucking town hall that says,
[78:20 - 78:23] "Princeville, Kentucky wearing a Chicago shirt," saying--
[78:23 - 78:26] I'm on every one of them, and I'm running for city council.
[78:26 - 78:30] Wearing a shirt that's another city, not our city, a different one.
[78:30 - 78:33] So right after he announced he was running for city council
[78:33 - 78:36] for Chicago, Kentucky, the police had to come to pick him up
[78:36 - 78:37] and take him to jail.
[78:37 - 78:40] When they got there, he was so fucking scared of the cops.
[78:40 - 78:41] The cop was like, "Fuck it, bro.
[78:41 - 78:44] We'll just-- Your daughter can put you in the car.
[78:44 - 78:45] Good God."
[78:45 - 78:55] Well, good thing a cop came and picked him up
[78:55 - 78:57] and not the fucking mayor he has a crush on.
[78:57 - 78:58] That'd be weird.
[78:58 - 79:01] 'Cause, you know, mayors can totally drive cop cars.
[79:01 - 79:04] That'd be one annoying ass car ride for the mayor.
[79:04 - 79:07] Hey, mayor.
[79:07 - 79:08] What, Johnny?
[79:08 - 79:11] Well, you've never been this close before, have we?
[79:11 - 79:13] You're right. We haven't.
[79:13 - 79:14] You got the radio?
[79:14 - 79:15] Yep.
[79:15 - 79:17] Can you play us on?
[79:17 - 79:18] Nope.
[79:18 - 79:25] Damn.
[79:25 - 79:27] Well, can I sing it?
[79:27 - 79:29] Look, man, show me when we get there or something.
[79:29 - 79:31] Well, I'm gonna sing it anyway to you, mayor.
[79:31 - 79:32] No, no, please don't.
[79:32 - 79:34] (mumbling)
[79:34 - 79:36] You know, we're pulling over.
[79:36 - 79:38] Why are you pulling over for it, mayor?
[79:38 - 79:40] Because, by the way, this is not a cop car.
[79:40 - 79:42] It's a fucking Buick-less saber.
[79:42 - 79:44] You told me it was a cop car.
[79:44 - 79:46] No, you told me it looked like a cop car.
[79:46 - 79:48] Which it doesn't.
[79:48 - 79:50] Oh.
[79:50 - 79:53] Wait a minute.
[79:53 - 79:56] If this is a Buick and not a cop car,
[79:56 - 79:58] then why am I in handcuffs?
[79:58 - 80:00] You made the comment saying, "Nice cop car,"
[80:00 - 80:02] for no reason, and I was like, "Oh, yeah.
[80:02 - 80:03] You have a warrant for your arrest."
[80:03 - 80:05] And you were like, "Oh, okay.
[80:05 - 80:06] I believe you.
[80:06 - 80:07] You have a detective hat."
[80:07 - 80:09] And I was like, "Yeah."
[80:09 - 80:10] And now we're here.
[80:10 - 80:12] Oh.
[80:12 - 80:13] Wait a minute.
[80:13 - 80:15] Are you a mayor?
[80:15 - 80:17] Nope. I'm a serial killer.
[80:17 - 80:18] Imposter!
[80:18 - 80:20] Aren't you worried that I'm a serial killer?
[80:20 - 80:23] You can never take the place of a mayor in my heart.
[80:23 - 80:27] What?
[80:27 - 80:29] You heard me. Take mayor.
[80:30 - 80:55] (phone rings)
[80:55 - 80:57] We interrupt your brain with a gubler alert.
[80:57 - 80:58] (gasp)
[80:58 - 81:05] I told you it was funny.
[81:05 - 85:01] I told you church was a funny guy, man.