2022-6-16 Coffee & Chill (Twitch)

[0:00 - 0:22] Hey, what's going on everybody? See ya boys talking recently. And we are back today. With
[0:22 - 0:28] a new coffee and chilestream, which I haven't done in a while. I really haven't wanted to
[0:28 - 0:34] do a coffee and chilestream and had the chance lately. Due to all the obvious things. Me
[0:34 - 0:41] working on my upcoming album, which I'm excited on. I'm working on my upcoming album that
[0:41 - 0:53] I'm excited about. It's just like, my bad. But between doing that and doing a lot more
[0:53 - 1:08] gaming streams, putting on new merch, I just haven't really had time to just relax and
[1:08 - 1:16] chill. I haven't been able to really sit down and be like, "Yo, I want to do a couple hours
[1:16 - 1:27] training where I'm just hanging out with everybody and just having a fun time." "Hey, Blazeweed,
[1:27 - 1:39] Melvin, Folliwag, what up?" "And, uh, crying near the lake. Yo, so far, so good, man,
[1:39 - 1:47] how about yourself? How are you guys doing today?" "Winds probably sure I got it already."
[1:47 - 2:06] "Yo, dong, what up, dude?" "Hey, Ohegan, what up?"
[2:06 - 2:14] "Hey, K, Tommy Gun Sr." "Uh, and I call you Tommy Gun Sr. because you're just a quick
[2:14 - 2:40] pick to pull the trigger on these shows this time of gun is, bruh. Just saying."
[2:40 - 2:46] "Oh, man, so what are you guys doing today? Because over here, it is rainy as fuck. And
[2:46 - 3:00] it sucks." "Yo, four shots is good, bruh." "Hey, lo-fi, what up, dude?" "But, dude,
[3:00 - 3:05] over here, the fucking rain went crazy. So if you guys hear any rain, don't be surprised.
[3:05 - 3:10] It's as good as raining. I don't know if you guys can see out my window, but it's pouring
[3:10 - 3:39] down on that. Am I still doing racing? Yes, I am. Haven't done it in a while, but I still
[3:39 - 3:48] love racing." "Dang, man, you guys are lucky, bro. It's freaking ice cold over here, man."
[3:48 - 4:02] "Hey, speaking of Tommy Gun, what up, Tommy? How you doing, bro?"
[4:02 - 4:16] "Hello, everybody. My name is..." "Hey, your phone is still watching, that's
[4:16 - 4:41] what I'm talking about." "Every day is a be-" "Dude, Gazoo, y'all must
[4:41 - 5:06] have that over there, bro." "Oh, fuck. That's what I'm talking about."
[5:06 - 5:31] "That's not necessarily a badge. That is actually a thing, which I am going to add you to it.
[5:31 - 5:37] It's actually a thing to do on my mods list. So I will be adding you to that. I'm glad
[5:37 - 5:45] you said so, because I am going to add you to that list of things that you can do with
[5:45 - 6:10] moderation. So I'm glad you brought that up, actually. Hey, you want the King of Nothing
[6:10 - 6:25] badge? I don't know if that exists. If it does, I'll let you know. Hey, if that King
[6:25 - 6:42] of Nothing badge does exist, I'll let you know, bro."
[6:42 - 7:07] "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
[7:07 - 7:37] "Let's see. Hey, can I be the King of Nothing badge? Let's see. Hey, can I be the King of
[7:37 - 8:04] Nothings? Can I be the King of Nothings? Can I be the King of Nothings? Oh, shit. That's
[8:04 - 8:29] a good one. Oh, God. I'm sorry, man. The final one was great. That was so great. It's
[8:29 - 8:40] not. Hey, that one, what's up, babe? Now we got a party up in here, man. We got everybody
[8:40 - 8:47] up here. We got mines up in here. We got my supporters up in here. We got my girl up
[8:47 - 9:12] in here. Bro, it's a whole ass fucking party up in here, ain't it? Yo, for sure. Yes, I
[9:12 - 9:31] did, dude, and I freaking dug them so hard, dude. Those are sick. I got beers in that.
[9:31 - 9:42] All I have to say is, and I am going to say this now, if you guys do make a song request,
[9:42 - 9:49] hopefully it's one that I actually know. If I don't know it, then I will be doing a different
[9:49 - 9:57] one, but I will be doing it as making it out to you for me not knowing that song because
[9:57 - 10:03] there are certain songs that I do know and certain ones that I don't. So at least trying
[10:03 - 10:12] to make a one that I know or at least one that I know other words do. Frank Super says
[10:12 - 10:39] seven ten over here. I don't actually know any Howling Wolf, actually. Never even heard
[10:39 - 10:51] of them, actually. I'll check those guys out. Surprisingly, I don't know those ones. I don't
[10:51 - 10:58] know why I never listened to them. See you in hell, I don't know that one either. Man,
[10:58 - 11:09] you guys are naming all the songs. I don't even freaking know, dude. That's crazy. No,
[11:09 - 11:16] I'm not. I'm still working on that. I have started to listen to it though. I have listened
[11:16 - 11:22] to it. I just don't have down like the lyrical part of it yet, but I do like it though.
[11:22 - 11:30] That's actually really good. I just don't have the lyrical stuff yet. Anything Coheated
[11:30 - 11:46] Cambria? Hey, Coheated Cambria has got some good shit. I know how to do that one on guitar.
[11:46 - 12:02] Hey, Jungle Bob, what up? War Pigs is a good one, dude. I said, that one I know how to
[12:02 - 12:10] do on guitar. That one I've never been really good with vocally, but on guitar, bruh. Hell
[12:10 - 12:32] yes. Oh, my top five favorite rappers. Oh, that's a tough one, dude, because I actually
[12:32 - 12:40] do listen to a lot of hip hop. Definitely, let's see. Hang on. Hang on, guys. Fox Chipper
[12:40 - 12:52] is actually an entrance. Top five rappers, Upchurch, Tom McDonald, Mike Shinoda, NF,
[12:52 - 13:16] and probably ... God, I'd probably have to go with, say, probably Old School T.I. Alright,
[13:16 - 13:25] Shinoda, take away Old School T.I. One dude that I've actually been listening to a lot
[13:25 - 13:33] of lately is Jelly Roll. I've been listening to a lot of his stuff, a lot of Crucifix.
[13:33 - 13:39] I've been listening to a lot of Crucifix. Yes, that's the one that downs my shit, bruh.
[13:39 - 13:51] I fucking grew up listening to those guys. Got them. Facts, Kee. Hey, Kigani, what up?
[13:51 - 14:01] Dude, my AC was, well, my AC was still on, but it was hot as hell earlier, but now it's
[14:01 - 14:08] like freaking cold as fuck because it's fucking pouring rain outside. Yo, Blink 182 was the
[14:08 - 14:26] shit back in the day. Oh my God, yes. Hell, it broke. Oh, matter of fact, let me introduce
[14:26 - 14:34] you to the last one real quick, dude. That way you know. Let me introduce you to the
[14:34 - 14:46] last artist. Oh, yo, this is actually perfect because he just dropped a new song, too. Oh,
[14:46 - 14:56] this is perfect. Yo, you guys are not only going to get introduced to this guy, but you're
[14:56 - 15:06] going to get to see a live reaction of this versus new song. Oh, this is going to be good.
[15:06 - 15:32] Oh, it's a music video. Okay.
[15:32 - 15:50] And keep in mind, this dude does both hip-hop and he sings. And this is a new one, so I'm
[15:50 - 16:15] going into this one because we're not knowing what's going on.
[16:15 - 16:18] ? My nurses cryin' your place, you want my breath baby ?
[16:18 - 16:21] ? The ears that I breathe, the only thing in this life ?
[16:21 - 16:22] ? To come out peace at me ?
[16:22 - 16:24] ? The little angel who saved me from me ?
[16:24 - 16:26] ? He put me in check to attack me ?
[16:26 - 16:28] ? On the next show I can never forget ?
[16:28 - 16:30] ? I try my best to be a father ?
[16:30 - 16:32] ? Every day was a fight like it's PM Father ?
[16:32 - 16:34] ? It's something to learn overnight ?
[16:34 - 16:36] ? So we learn it together ?
[16:36 - 16:37] ? You crew and I crew ?
[16:37 - 16:38] ? You are so innocent ?
[16:38 - 16:40] ? I follow the world, take it from you ?
[16:40 - 16:41] ? I'll be your Superman ?
[16:41 - 16:43] ? When you're working hard at one ?
[16:43 - 16:46] ? Then in your life, you'll never break your heart ?
[16:46 - 16:47] ? If you're a man, you can count on ?
[16:47 - 16:50] ? You do what was right and you seem Superman ?
[16:50 - 16:53] ? If I was a crew tonight, I'd be your woman ?
[16:53 - 16:58] ? Be your man, you're me ?
[16:58 - 16:59] - Dude, I like this.
[16:59 - 17:03] I like this.
[17:03 - 17:05] This actually, from what I'm getting from it,
[17:05 - 17:09] is actually, this actually has song for his daughter,
[17:09 - 17:11] which I love, that is so sick.
[17:11 - 17:13] ? You're ready to let it heal ?
[17:13 - 17:16] ? Unless you're happy, this is my life ?
[17:16 - 17:18] ? No matter what this world comes at you ?
[17:18 - 17:20] ? No matter what comes your way ?
[17:20 - 17:20] - Yeah.
[17:20 - 17:22] ? I want you to know that I love you ?
[17:22 - 17:27] ? And I'm proud of you every day of my life ?
[17:27 - 17:30] ? The second time around, I think it'd be less scarred ?
[17:30 - 17:31] ? In front of a kid than me ?
[17:31 - 17:32] ? If I'm a fella, then you wouldn't know ?
[17:32 - 17:34] ? So many nights on the couch ?
[17:34 - 17:35] ? I want to cry so hard ?
[17:35 - 17:37] ? Like you and this little mike ?
[17:37 - 17:38] ? That we would just fall over from God ?
[17:38 - 17:40] ? If it's something so different, I'll try ?
[17:40 - 17:41] ? If you see it in your eyes ?
[17:41 - 17:43] ? It was like you opened up a chest ?
[17:43 - 17:44] ? And put this heart inside ?
[17:44 - 17:47] ? It wasn't 'til you finally learned to burn it down ?
[17:47 - 17:49] ? Still, your whole life would be a battle ?
[17:49 - 17:50] ? Between evil and good ?
[17:50 - 17:52] ? You were the fragile piece of glass ?
[17:52 - 17:53] ? He held in his hands ?
[17:53 - 17:54] ? He started to show me things ?
[17:54 - 17:56] ? That only do you understand ?
[17:56 - 17:58] ? Visions of the face of Jesus ?
[17:58 - 17:59] ? When we go when we die ?
[17:59 - 18:00] ? You sit out in the grass ?
[18:00 - 18:02] ? For I was staring up to the sky ?
[18:02 - 18:04] ? And I remember thinking, Jesus, please ?
[18:04 - 18:05] ? Hold this real tight ?
[18:05 - 18:07] ? 'Til you climb into my arms ?
[18:07 - 18:11] ? I cried at night and you said, Daddy ?
[18:11 - 18:12] ? 'Cause I don't want them to fix me ?
[18:12 - 18:13] ? And it wasn't true ?
[18:13 - 18:15] ? These things I seen, I believe ?
[18:15 - 18:16] ? That the only thing, man ?
[18:16 - 18:18] ? Is down the road to something hard ?
[18:18 - 18:19] ? But I don't need to believe ?
[18:19 - 18:21] ? You had the words of the major ?
[18:21 - 18:22] ? You just didn't understand ?
[18:22 - 18:24] ? And what was coming to be the work ?
[18:24 - 18:27] ? And daddy says, daddy says ?
[18:27 - 18:38] ? He made you believe ?
[18:38 - 19:02] ? When the moment you grew up ?
[19:02 - 19:03] ? All you did was run ?
[19:03 - 19:05] ? Like a little blonde bullet ?
[19:05 - 19:06] ? Gliding out of a gun ?
[19:06 - 19:08] ? Your mind was faster than your feet ?
[19:08 - 19:09] ? And it's usual rain ?
[19:09 - 19:11] ? To hit that raw face first ?
[19:11 - 19:12] ? Get up and do it again ?
[19:12 - 19:14] ? And once you hit that deep end ?
[19:14 - 19:15] ? And your heart was pounding ?
[19:15 - 19:17] ? You knew that daddy'd be those arms ?
[19:17 - 19:18] ? To keep you from drowning ?
[19:18 - 19:20] ? And there's some little things about you ?
[19:20 - 19:21] ? I cherish the same ?
[19:21 - 19:22] ? That little scar beside your nose ?
[19:22 - 19:24] ? And you cook my brain ?
[19:24 - 19:25] ? The little look you put in my bag ?
[19:25 - 19:27] ? Well, leave out the door ?
[19:27 - 19:28] ? The way you set out your school clothes ?
[19:28 - 19:29] ? I know where to floor ?
[19:29 - 19:30] ? My little genius ?
[19:30 - 19:31] ? Fuck you, girl ?
[19:31 - 19:36] ? But that's for me, I wanted to give you so much more ?
[19:36 - 19:37] ? One thing I never wanted ?
[19:37 - 19:39] - Hey, good to hear you, man.
[19:39 - 19:40] ? You brought me something ?
[19:40 - 19:41] ? To pull up and turn around ?
[19:41 - 19:43] ? And I missed you so much time was past ?
[19:43 - 19:44] ? You forgot who I am ?
[19:44 - 19:46] ? Well, you're two walking down the aisle ?
[19:46 - 19:47] ? But it ain't me holding your hand ?
[19:47 - 19:49] ? I know the blame is all mad ?
[19:49 - 19:50] ? But your pain was yours ?
[19:50 - 19:52] ? Just keep reading your Bible ?
[19:52 - 19:53] ? Just keep doing your chores ?
[19:53 - 19:55] ? Keep praying, keep believing ?
[19:55 - 19:56] ? Keep trusting the Lord ?
[19:56 - 19:57] ? And I promise one day, baby ?
[19:57 - 19:59] ? Girl, you see my family restored ?
[19:59 - 20:04] ? You're a woman, amen, you're the one ?
[20:04 - 20:06] ? Praise to you ?
[20:06 - 20:11] ? And put aside the grace of the day ?
[20:11 - 20:12] - I actually liked that.
[20:12 - 20:14] That was actually cool.
[20:14 - 20:16] That little song for his daughters,
[20:16 - 20:18] that was actually super dope.
[20:18 - 20:21] Man, you don't see very many artists, you know,
[20:21 - 20:23] do songs for their kids like that.
[20:23 - 20:25] That is super sick.
[20:25 - 20:28] ? And I promise one day, baby ?
[20:28 - 20:31] ? You're a woman, amen, you're the one ?
[20:31 - 20:32] ? Praise to you ?
[20:32 - 20:38] ? You're a woman, amen, you're the one ?
[20:38 - 20:40] ? Praise to you ?
[20:40 - 20:43] ? You're a woman, amen, you're the one ?
[20:43 - 20:45] ? Praise to you ?
[20:45 - 20:54] ? You're a woman, amen, you're the one ?
[20:54 - 20:56] That was sick.
[20:56 - 20:58] ? What shots ?
[20:58 - 20:59] ? The ducks ?
[20:59 - 21:01] Who's on Top Favorite Wrestlers, bro?
[21:01 - 21:05] Top Favorite Wrestlers, bro, that's super easy.
[21:05 - 21:08] One, Darby Allen.
[21:08 - 21:10] Two, Roman Reigns.
[21:10 - 21:12] Three, the Usos.
[21:12 - 21:17] Four, uh, what's his name, what's his name?
[21:17 - 21:22] Uh, fucking, uh, Matt Riddle.
[21:22 - 21:27] And number five would have to probably be
[21:27 - 21:34] a toss-up between Finn Balor, Edge, or The Feed.
[21:34 - 21:42] So, I mean, I know it's more than five, but, you know...
[21:42 - 21:49] Remember, let me show you guys
[21:49 - 21:53] why I respect the living shit out of Darby Allen.
[21:53 - 22:07] Let me show you guys why I respect this man so much.
[22:07 - 22:14] Yeah, yo, Mick Foley is fucking gone, bro.
[22:14 - 22:17] All very, very good old-school guys.
[22:17 - 22:22] But let me show you guys real quick just why I respect
[22:22 - 22:25] the ever-living fuck out of Darby Allen,
[22:25 - 22:28] because a lot of people don't realize this is about him,
[22:28 - 22:33] but, um, Darby Allen actually took his real-life story
[22:33 - 22:37] and made it a part of his storyline on AEW.
[22:37 - 22:44] Like, he literally took his actual story
[22:44 - 22:48] and turned it into something just straight-up awesome.
[22:48 - 22:53] Favorite
[22:53 - 22:57] But if you guys don't know Darby Allen's story,
[22:57 - 22:59] let me introduce you.
[23:00 - 23:05] It's just that feeling of how quick life can just change.
[23:05 - 23:10] It's that feeling of how everything can get turned upside down.
[23:10 - 23:13] I was five years old.
[23:13 - 23:18] My uncle came to pick me up.
[23:18 - 23:23] Little did I know he was drinking.
[23:27 - 23:30] About a few hours on this road trip,
[23:30 - 23:35] he lost control of the wheel, and he died.
[23:35 - 23:42] But I'm still here.
[23:42 - 23:49] I paint my face because 50% of me is dead inside.
[23:49 - 23:55] The trust for humans, the respect for humans, it's dead.
[23:55 - 23:59] That's why I paint my face like I do.
[23:59 - 24:06] It's not a gimmick. It's not for "ha ha, look at me, I'm a bad motherf***er."
[24:06 - 24:08] It's how I feel.
[24:08 - 24:14] See, I got relentless tattooed on the back of my neck last week.
[24:14 - 24:19] It means never stop. Keep moving forward.
[24:19 - 24:24] You know, I get severely depressed if I'm not doing something,
[24:24 - 24:26] if I'm not moving.
[24:26 - 24:33] And it just, it's a drive, it's a hunger, it's a want.
[24:33 - 24:37] I want to be better than you were yesterday.
[24:37 - 24:40] Be all that you can be.
[24:40 - 24:46] Don't settle for others' expectations of you, others' labels of you.
[24:46 - 24:49] Be what you knew you could be.
[24:50 - 24:54] I would do these crazy stunts, sometimes by myself.
[24:54 - 24:58] I would set up a tripod and I'd jump off a huge sculpture,
[24:58 - 25:02] and no one was around, and I'd break my foot and have to sit on my skateboard
[25:02 - 25:05] and push my way home for five miles.
[25:05 - 25:12] And that's just, I felt I wanted an audience to experience my pain.
[25:12 - 25:17] I wanted an audience to see what I would go through
[25:17 - 25:20] and what I'm willing to put myself through.
[25:20 - 25:25] It was skating, I couldn't tell my story in the way I wanted to tell it.
[25:25 - 25:31] The wrestling gave me that outlet, and I never looked back.
[25:31 - 25:38] Ever since that car accident, I just, whether I, what I filmed for MTV
[25:38 - 25:42] or what I filmed for Tony Hawk, it's just, it's that reckless, like,
[25:42 - 25:52] I just didn't care, but the moment you get a taste of people accepting your craziness,
[25:52 - 25:56] now I can find a place to fit in.
[25:56 - 26:03] People come up to me and they say, you should really tone it down, Barbie.
[26:03 - 26:06] Be safe.
[26:06 - 26:11] Unfortunately, I don't know if I have that switch.
[26:12 - 26:14] And does that scare me? Yes.
[26:14 - 26:17] But it's all I've ever known.
[26:17 - 26:23] I've always felt this relentless hunger to just get the most out of life
[26:23 - 26:26] because you never know what's going to happen.
[26:26 - 26:34] The ultimate goal at AEW is to be accepted for me.
[26:36 - 26:42] And that's all I've ever wanted my whole life, is just to be accepted for me.
[26:42 - 26:47] That's Darby Allen for ya.
[26:47 - 26:54] That is my man Darby Allen for ya.
[26:54 - 26:58] And I think we all know this one.
[26:58 - 27:05] Let's see if you guys recognize this.
[27:06 - 27:08] [typing]
[27:33 - 27:36] Let's see if you guys recognize this one.
[27:36 - 27:41] Just by this, just by this theme, this theme song,
[27:41 - 27:45] let's see how many of you guys recognize who this is.
[27:45 - 27:48] Not that.
[27:48 - 27:51] I'm loving this new Mountain Dew legend.
[27:51 - 27:56] Kind of like Chicago being the only place where someone hit 14 threes.
[27:56 - 27:57] I told you he was going to bring it up.
[27:57 - 27:59] Hey, you better let it go, man.
[27:59 - 28:00] Oh, I did.
[28:01 - 28:03] I did it multiple times.
[28:03 - 28:08] Let's see if you guys remember this.
[28:08 - 30:41] How many of you guys remember this era of this man?
[30:41 - 30:43] Alright babe, take it easy and be safe.
[30:43 - 30:51] How many of you guys remember that man right there, man?
[30:51 - 30:57] How many of you guys remember motherfucking Jeff Hardy, bro?
[30:57 - 31:04] Shout out to the Hardy brothers, by the way.
[31:04 - 31:33] How many of you guys remember this era of this man?
[31:33 - 31:35] Like straight up, man.
[31:35 - 31:42] For wrestlers that are in my top 10, he's definitely in like the top 6.
[31:42 - 31:45] Like four fucking sure do.
[31:45 - 31:57] But you know, there is another one that's even more legendary than that.
[31:58 - 32:07] And I think you guys might recognize this.
[32:07 - 32:10] I may not even have to say anything.
[32:10 - 32:13] Let's see if you guys recognize this.
[32:13 - 32:17] Matter of fact, I'm going to give you a hint.
[32:17 - 32:22] This person has the exact same theme.
[32:22 - 32:32] As another wrestler, as our current wrestler.
[32:32 - 32:36] Yeah, I know, I heard about that.
[32:36 - 32:43] Hey, junkyard dog.
[32:43 - 32:45] Hold on, bro.
[32:45 - 32:47] I see you, man.
[32:47 - 32:48] Bro, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[32:51 - 32:52] Junkyard dog.
[32:52 - 32:56] Close, but not quite.
[32:56 - 33:02] All my old school and even some new school wrestling fans might know this.
[33:02 - 33:03] I know this.
[33:04 - 33:12] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[33:12 - 33:37] Yeah.
[33:37 - 33:39] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[33:39 - 33:56] Dude, do you think that's crazy?
[33:56 - 33:57] Check this shit out.
[33:57 - 34:05] Some that I don't think a lot of people would know.
[34:05 - 34:06] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[34:06 - 34:30] Let's see, where is it at?
[34:30 - 34:31] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[34:31 - 34:45] Let's see if you guys recognize this one, bro.
[34:45 - 34:50] Did you think we would see the Mysterio's in NXT when you arrived in the building?
[34:51 - 35:22] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[35:22 - 35:40] Another one of my favorite tag teams right at the fuck here, man.
[35:40 - 35:41] Straight up.
[35:41 - 35:44] [MUSIC PLAYING]
[35:45 - 35:50] Literally another one of my fucking favorites.
[35:50 - 36:07] NXT, believe me or not, dude, a lot of good wrestlers come out of NXT.
[36:08 - 36:14] A lot of wrestlers like Finn Balor came out of NXT.
[36:14 - 36:20] The Usos, fucking Roman Reigns came out of NXT.
[36:20 - 36:22] Sting came out of NXT.
[36:22 - 36:23] That's very true.
[36:23 - 36:25] Sting actually did come out of NXT.
[36:25 - 36:27] I actually forgot about that.
[36:27 - 36:35] So a lot of these guys, hell, even fucking-- what's his name?
[36:36 - 36:39] Matt Riddle came out of NXT, bro.
[36:39 - 36:43] Roadwares were before NXT.
[36:43 - 36:50] Those guys came over from, I think like ECW or WCW or whatever.
[36:50 - 36:55] It was like during the Attitude Era when WCW was transitioning into WWF.
[36:56 - 37:05] So that's like before NXT came along, but Matt, shout out to the Attitude Era for sure.
[37:05 - 37:14] Hell, another guy that came out of NXT is this dude right here, which I freaking love, dude.
[37:14 - 37:15] Oh, my God.
[37:15 - 37:57] [silence]
[37:57 - 38:00] Here's another wrestler that's actually very good.
[38:00 - 38:04] Let's see.
[38:04 - 38:40] [silence]
[38:40 - 38:46] Here's another one that came out of NXT.
[38:46 - 38:49] Not this, not this.
[38:49 - 39:02] But this dude came out of NXT.
[39:02 - 39:07] [silence]
[39:07 - 39:14] And this dude is a freaking monster in the ring.
[39:14 - 40:10] [silence]
[40:13 - 40:16] And this man right here...
[40:16 - 40:31] [silence]
[40:35 - 40:44] Came from NXT and is currently still doing... I think he's on Raw.
[40:44 - 40:47] Oh, no, he's on Smackdown.
[40:47 - 40:55] Oh, no.
[40:55 - 40:58] Seth Rollins.
[40:58 - 41:02] Let's make a toast to doing more this spring.
[41:02 - 41:06] Actually, let's make two, introducing creamy hummus and savory avocados.
[41:06 - 41:08] Topped with oven roasted tomatoes.
[41:08 - 41:12] This one right here is literally in my pot for sure.
[41:12 - 41:19] Seth Rollins.
[41:19 - 41:22] I think you have some misconceptions about me.
[41:22 - 41:30] What you call disrespect, I call honesty.
[41:31 - 41:37] What you call arrogance, I call confidence.
[41:37 - 41:45] And what you call ignorance, I call that irony.
[41:45 - 41:49] I know your history, Seth.
[41:49 - 41:52] Do you know mine?
[41:52 - 41:56] Do you know about the legends and the myths?
[41:57 - 42:04] Do you know about the Tuhad I Doona, who burned their ships once they landed ashore so there would be no chance of retreat?
[42:04 - 42:08] How about my namesake, Finn McCool?
[42:08 - 42:13] He was a giant who threw a piece of iron into the sea and made the Isle of Man.
[42:13 - 42:23] He was a hero who stabbed his own face with his own poisonous spear to survive the sleeping song of Aileen the Burner and save the city of Tarik.
[42:26 - 42:30] And what about the monsters, Seth, the Doolahan?
[42:30 - 42:34] What about the Banshees, Seth, whose wails signal the end?
[42:34 - 42:36] Do you hear them screaming?
[42:36 - 42:42] And what about the worst of them all, the King of the Demons, Balor?
[42:42 - 42:45] Do you know who Balor is, Seth?
[42:45 - 42:47] Do you know what he does?
[42:47 - 42:50] When his evil eye opens, the world ends.
[42:50 - 42:58] First the glass burns, then the sea's warm, then the air catches fire and all of humanity falls.
[42:58 - 43:01] These are not just stories, Seth.
[43:01 - 43:04] They are a source of power.
[43:04 - 43:13] When a warrior enters a great battle, when he knows that his limbs and his flesh are not enough,
[43:13 - 43:19] he can tap into the power of these creatures and become a man greater than himself.
[43:20 - 43:22] He can become a myth.
[43:22 - 43:25] Now I know you have your demons, Seth.
[43:25 - 43:29] You've never seen a demon like this.
[43:29 - 43:37] So, my son, you'll meet the Demon King.
[43:37 - 43:47] Another straight out badass right there, hands down.
[43:48 - 43:51] Yo, Yoko Zuna was a freaking beast, bro.
[43:51 - 43:52] Not even going to lie, dude.
[43:52 - 43:55] Yoko Zuna was a badass.
[43:55 - 44:00] Not even going to lie, bro.
[44:00 - 44:04] Yoko Zuna was a freaking monster.
[44:05 - 51:02] Yoko Zuna was a fucking monster.
[51:02 - 51:06] I was actually thinking about reaching out about something like that because I think
[51:06 - 51:10] that would be very very cool.
[51:10 - 51:13] The very same, dude.
[51:13 - 51:17] That would actually be a really cool idea because I actually did have a couple ideas
[51:17 - 51:19] that I've been working on.
[51:19 - 51:27] I've been creating these really cool characters through WWE 2K22 that I think would be just
[51:27 - 51:28] really cool as action figures.
[51:28 - 51:38] I think they would really stand out and kind of represent me not only as an artist but
[51:38 - 51:47] in the sense of you have this side of me but then you also have that side of me that's
[51:47 - 51:54] not afraid to go to darker places when it comes to my music and stuff like that.
[51:54 - 52:01] I actually have a few designs already made out that I would like to reach out to somebody
[52:01 - 52:02] by doing it.
[52:02 - 52:18] I think that would be super cool.
[52:18 - 52:22] And I know a lot of people are asking, like a lot of people have been asking over time
[52:22 - 52:27] where did I get the necklace from and where did I get the rings from.
[52:27 - 52:38] This ring was bought off of Wish by a very good friend of mine who is an artist himself.
[52:38 - 52:43] Not like music artist wise but as an artwork like what I do.
[52:43 - 52:46] This was given to me by my moms.
[52:46 - 52:54] This was given to me by a fan and my brother Jake made this and these right here were
[52:54 - 52:57] all given to me by fans.
[52:57 - 53:02] I got the lock from the anime series Nana.
[53:02 - 53:04] I got Ren's lock.
[53:04 - 53:15] I have Nana's key and obviously crucifix right there.
[53:15 - 53:25] So yeah that's all the jewelry that I currently wear that you know that I rock.
[53:25 - 53:28] I do have a couple other rings that I got from my brother Jake.
[53:28 - 53:32] I just can't find the smaller one that goes in front of the larger one.
[53:32 - 53:43] But as soon as I find it I'm putting those mugs on.
[53:43 - 53:50] Like I'm not that kind of dude that like I like wearing jewelry but like I don't like
[53:50 - 53:57] do like you know those big ass chains or anything like I just I wear shit like this
[53:57 - 54:04] or you know stuff like this or even like you know bracelets dude like I love that shit.
[54:04 - 54:13] I don't do like those big ass gold chains with like a freaking 30 inch freaking clock
[54:13 - 54:15] hanging down breaking your neck.
[54:15 - 54:36] I don't do that shit.
[54:36 - 54:42] Hey Kigana is actually not wrong dude Kigana is actually not wrong on that.
[54:42 - 54:46] One of the best interviews with wrestlers musicians.
[54:46 - 54:50] Nine times I attended they were usually drugged up.
[54:50 - 54:54] They were so good they were usually drugged up and dude if you've not seen the anime series
[54:54 - 55:01] Nana yet bro fucking watch that shit dude it is so good.
[55:01 - 55:06] That is one anime series I would recommend to anybody watching.
[55:06 - 55:16] Like don't get it wrong I don't mind you know like flexing a little bit of jewelry
[55:16 - 55:21] here and there like you know if I ever get like a really nice piece and whatnot then
[55:21 - 55:27] yeah I'll flex it a little bit you know but I'm not gonna send everybody yo look at me
[55:27 - 55:38] I got all these I got all this all that I don't I don't do that I'm more or less like
[55:38 - 55:47] you know I'm like that classic you know rocker dude that doesn't wear like a lot of jewelry
[55:47 - 55:59] I just wear what yeah I'm more of like I don't know how you put it I'm more or less
[55:59 - 56:04] a guy that likes to wear you know just small shit like this like I don't wear like those
[56:04 - 56:12] massively long down to the floor chains that weigh a ton I don't do that shit bro dude
[56:12 - 56:18] I probably end up in a hospital with a broken neck like can y'all see me coming on a freaking
[56:18 - 56:24] live shoot with a fucking neck brace around my neck everybody asked me what the hell
[56:24 - 56:28] happened to you or my girlfriend asked me like hey man what happened to you broke my
[56:28 - 56:53] neck how'd you do that too heavy of a chain around my neck so yeah that's the last thing
[56:53 - 57:16] that's the last thing is we ended up in the hospital
[57:16 - 57:21] that literally is the last thing I fucking need is to call my girl being in the hospital
[57:21 - 57:37] broke my neck dude to me I don't follow dude I don't follow the new terminology or any
[57:37 - 57:43] of that shit I don't I don't do that to me a necklace is a necklace a bracelet is a bracelet
[57:43 - 57:57] and a ring is a fucking ring that's how I see it like I don't do like all these flashy
[57:57 - 58:06] you know give me all the chains in the world kind of crap I don't do that shit now you
[58:06 - 58:11] take somebody like Brantley Gilbert who wears like rings on his fingers and stuff like
[58:11 - 58:19] that that I'll do gladly and have done that that's the style I can respect you know like
[58:19 - 58:30] maybe like a thing on dog tags or something like this with some dog tags and you know
[58:30 - 58:38] like have like a whole whole like couple fistful of rings that I can do that I can respect
[58:38 - 58:47] because that's more or less a rocker type deal that you know that's what a lot of you
[58:47 - 58:53] know country artists do it's what a lot of you know rock fans do a lot of rock and rollers
[58:53 - 59:01] do so you know and that stuff I can handle I just don't do the whole like fucking island
[59:01 - 59:12] boys or fucking like two chains doesn't have like all these chains like all over the place
[59:12 - 59:17] I don't do that that's just not my style like I have nothing against people that do
[59:17 - 59:32] do that but for me that's just not my personal style if you get sick have a brain hit some
[59:32 - 59:37] zoom in the house she probably would bro without a doubt she would probably drive
[59:37 - 59:48] her ass up here and fucking bring me some I guarantee it like she would probably drive
[59:48 - 59:54] her ass up another this is how it would go man she would literally drive her ass up
[59:54 - 60:02] to the hospital where I'm at come into the room kick my ass and then give me some freaking
[60:02 - 60:13] chicken noodle soup or some shit and get her fucking tea she'd come in there kick my
[60:13 - 60:18] ass for getting hurt which would make me feel even worse than I already do and then
[60:18 - 60:29] she'd give me some okay don't get in your ass here's some soup bye facts
[60:29 - 60:53] hell I probably do the same thing to her man she ended up in the hospital for something
[60:53 - 60:57] that she could have prevented I would have literally drive my ass down there to where
[60:57 - 61:05] she's at kick her ass and be like why did you hurt yourself and then be like okay here's
[61:05 - 61:24] stuff help you feel better very true I probably would I probably would have turned not even
[61:24 - 61:45] gonna lie oh let's see what old love church is doing don't you mini ai to generating wild
[61:45 - 62:14] dishes what's my okay y'all talking shit keep doing it I like it what hold up oh my
[62:14 - 62:23] I actually have a long time ago dude like back in my early days O'Dell music I actually
[62:23 - 62:49] did it wasn't very good but it was still something
[62:49 - 63:09] yo this legit is me right here with all the fucking haters I want to try to talk shit
[63:09 - 63:28] on me on fucking YouTube bro this is fucking me this is how I see these assholes no I got
[63:28 - 63:37] better shit to do I don't nobody says I'm just an app if you're a doodle here talking
[63:37 - 63:45] shit you know how much I don't a lot of not okay yeah make you break your heart is broken
[63:45 - 63:53] so an asshole who looks into the camera and lip syncs country songs to tag chicks in
[63:53 - 63:58] you saying something about me with your on a dirt road in the headlights looking ass
[63:58 - 64:10] right sitting down to play my piano all y'all talk shit keep doing it well I guess I see
[64:10 - 64:25] y'all in the next step to show to me clicking the record button like for real bro that's
[64:25 - 64:30] how I see a lot of these haters man like oh yeah and I know a lot of y'all haters are
[64:30 - 64:36] watching this over on YouTube too and I know what y'all are doing and all y'all little
[64:36 - 64:44] haters over there on fucking dead tube man fucking keep talking shit go ahead because
[64:44 - 64:52] uh you ain't gonna get very far cuz while I'm over here doing my thang hanging out
[64:52 - 65:00] with my peoples having fun what are you guys doing rehashing the same fucking bullshit
[65:00 - 65:20] over and over and over again like grow up like I really don't give a fuck about what
[65:20 - 65:29] y'all over on dead tube fucking think of me bro for real like why do you think I don't
[65:29 - 65:37] hardly hear about the shit that goes on because I don't give a fuck I'm over here having
[65:37 - 65:42] too much fun hanging out with my peoples I'm having way too much fun hanging out with
[65:42 - 65:47] people that support what I do hanging out with my girl hanging out with my family doing
[65:47 - 65:59] what I love to do for a living actually working doing my job as a content creator so uh yeah
[65:59 - 66:03] just keep doing what you're doing because uh yeah you're gonna get very far with what
[66:03 - 66:23] you're doing just saying yeah I know who that dude is I think a lot of people know who smoking
[66:23 - 66:38] that crack is but I've seen a few of his videos and they're they're alright but it's like
[66:38 - 66:43] for real dude and that's the thing man I live rent free in a lot of these trolls heads
[66:43 - 67:02] and it's funny hey crying what up hey neither way how you doing man boy for real though
[67:02 - 67:09] man I live rent free in a lot of these trolls heads fucking dude I live so rent free half
[67:09 - 67:15] these people's heads man I can own my own frickin duplex for apartments bro I should
[67:15 - 67:20] be charging dude I should be charging rent to these motherfuckers because I live so
[67:20 - 67:38] rent free in their head I'm surprised I'm not being charged rent for this shit I mean
[67:38 - 67:43] you would think that you would think that with me living in their head space for so
[67:43 - 67:55] long that I'd be charged rent but nope I'm living up in them mugs rent-free hell I live
[67:55 - 68:03] rent free health think about this I go from Kate's head up in fucking Michigan to Marty's
[68:03 - 68:13] head over in our no not no I live Maslow's over in Massachusetts by that and then I
[68:13 - 68:18] go over to fucking Milwaukee and visit Marty's head for a few hours knock down a few walls
[68:18 - 68:23] down there and go renovate and then I just start traveling around to all these different
[68:23 - 68:31] heads man visiting different heads seeing a few dusty brain cells fucking seen a few
[68:31 - 68:39] brains seen a few heads that ain't got nothing in there and just for the record Maslow reports
[68:39 - 68:44] head it's definitely empty bro there ain't no furniture no lights and nothing up in
[68:44 - 69:12] there it's just a fair fucking dry-ass fucking apartment up in there just saying
[69:12 - 69:35] hell I got the perfect song for the fucking trolls bro
[69:35 - 69:55] no here's the thing strawberry I'm trying not to do that anymore cuz I want to build
[69:55 - 70:02] up a audience of you know people that aren't trolls you know I want people to be able
[70:02 - 70:08] to come on here hang out and get to know me as a person instead of that person I was
[70:08 - 70:24] four years ago you know like I don't do that rage crap anymore that's that's old shit
[70:24 - 70:33] that's old I don't rage out like that no more I might do like some really hyped like
[70:33 - 70:42] inspirational shit or you know get people hyped up and you know having fun and get them
[70:42 - 70:50] motivated but I don't do rage videos never really did it is I got pushed and I got bullied
[70:50 - 71:01] so I fired back and people took that me firing back as raging out so that's on them not
[71:01 - 71:27] on me like if they want to get pissed off and take my firing back as raging out so
[71:27 - 71:41] be it
[71:41 - 71:48] well here's the thing I'm not gonna give those people what they want I'm not gonna
[71:48 - 71:55] give the trolls what they want that's the thing I mean hell if you take a look at my
[71:55 - 72:01] videos on twitch now they're totally different from when they were on youtube and I'm not
[72:01 - 72:14] going back and that's true I have no issues with getting views like I'm doing good I'm
[72:14 - 72:21] building up the kind of audience that I want to build up I mean bro I get fucking paid
[72:21 - 72:28] to do fun shit I get paid by twitch literally I get paid by twitch because I'm an affiliate
[72:28 - 72:35] I get paid by twitch to do chill streams like this to hang out and play games work
[72:35 - 72:57] on my music and work on my artwork so I'm good bro
[72:57 - 73:04] matter of fact I got a little song for the trolls y'all really want to know how I feel
[73:04 - 73:24] about the trolls fully y'all really want to know I got you this song right here try to
[73:24 - 73:30] upchurch on this by the way man but this song right here legitimately describes in
[73:30 - 73:45] full how I feel about the trolls this is how I feel about the trolls
[73:45 - 74:11] yeah I'm back motherfuckers a Mac is my little fucking profile picture ain't popping up on
[74:11 - 74:16] a bike somebody say you're thinking about a knee upon a mic yeah right say you're looking
[74:16 - 74:19] in the mirror not even up in the video ain't getting stage fright my pizza point got more
[74:19 - 74:21] lead than a pistol boy thinking that you got a genius boy it's like a little kid dressed
[74:21 - 74:25] as a baby cowboy popping paper tans with a fucking toy feel me digging like always I
[74:25 - 74:29] wish you would I'm a saw blade for all the color for the underground game like I need
[74:29 - 74:32] to remove the trash down in the crawlspace skipping the ammunition like an arms race
[74:32 - 74:37] firing every shot with a ball face erase the hip pop database pop face then he's
[74:37 - 74:42] being honest honestly I'm such a star my nickname I'm trying to be hurt you went up
[74:42 - 74:45] in the pencils and cut all your throats with my pocket the smell of apostrophes you are
[74:45 - 74:49] a nod I'm the only one I be dude you're an asshole nope son of a bitch and I ain't sorry
[74:49 - 74:52] for being that hunky when y'all think you're damn Morgan products apology look at these
[74:52 - 74:57] duds look at these duds I'm your man you see my spot you see my spot it makes you
[74:57 - 75:04] mad with rap you drop it out and I'm a brand look at these duds look at these duds look
[75:04 - 75:10] at these duds look at these duds look at these duds I'm your man you see my spot you
[75:10 - 75:18] see my spot it makes you mad with rap you drop it out and I'm a brand look at these
[75:18 - 75:23] duds look at these duds look at these duds y'all damn famous I got a dick jock but I
[75:23 - 75:27] don't waste time on shit don't only be killed with a wrist watch I don't wear when I make
[75:27 - 75:31] time like a butt and you gon be thirsty for me you made a guess I'm losing you up if
[75:31 - 75:37] your mouth is still open when you rock a shit you pushing my sauce I'm with you to kind
[75:37 - 75:40] of say it be more specific I'm the kind of design I'll reflect and eat them when you
[75:40 - 75:44] try to copy me your mimic is a sloppy copy with some plainer bits and you could shoot
[75:44 - 75:48] a bird with fucking sides like so many people booing at shows only time you rappers do a
[75:48 - 75:52] bop and I say it's okay niggas I can't get it and I will continue to dish out all the
[75:52 - 75:56] damage if we go to war on the mic I sue everybody it'd be the list motherfucker to stand in
[75:56 - 76:00] just so you wire your parts to the side so other rappers can examine you see what
[76:00 - 76:03] happens to this motherfuckers when you bother to god that it's mine and it's
[76:03 - 76:30] good with rap you drop the dock and then I'm a brat and then I'm a brat and then I'm a brat
[76:30 - 76:44] so to the person about that was talking about the whole trolling crap does that give me
[76:44 - 76:57] a good idea of how much of a fuck I don't give like I don't do that shit like I give
[76:57 - 77:03] zero fucks and when it comes to the trolls and like I said I'm not worried about my numbers
[77:03 - 77:09] man cuz my numbers are doing good right now man my numbers are great my views are great
[77:09 - 77:18] my paid subs are going up steadily and slowly like bro all my followers are legit followers
[77:18 - 77:24] they're not trolls every single person that have is a legitimate follower they're actually
[77:24 - 77:33] a real person trust me I know I've checked like every single one of my followers is
[77:33 - 77:39] actually a real person I've checked my followers list three times over within like the last
[77:39 - 77:59] week so I mean I'm good dude I think I'm gonna rage out again okay well dude I love
[77:59 - 78:03] what I do man I love the fact that I get to you know do what I love to do and hang
[78:03 - 78:20] out here with people then oh damn fender dude that fucking sucks bro dude that seriously
[78:20 - 78:39] fucking sucks man dude I'm so sorry man damn dude I hope you get better soon though man
[78:39 - 78:59] I really do I do hope that you get well soon fender
[78:59 - 79:14] alright y'all I'm about to fucking ban somebody somebody getting the ban hammer today I didn't
[79:14 - 79:20] want to get that back yeah I should totally make a song about banning people off of Twitch
[79:20 - 79:46] and shit somebody get another ban hammer today
[79:46 - 80:00] If you laugh at your country bro I laugh at all that shit from fucking hiccup dude
[80:00 - 80:05] the whole if you laugh your country thing bro I can back up with those all the fucking
[80:05 - 80:15] time I ain't gonna hide it bro man I fucking love hiccup dude he's got some good shit
[80:15 - 80:24] let me see what this one is Tim Ryan knows that defunding the police is ridiculous I
[80:24 - 80:42] trust Tim Ryan can we at least pull up here and get some dinner cause I like to be wined
[80:42 - 81:03] after I've been fucked bro dude got his phone that was sick bro this whole if you laugh
[81:03 - 81:12] at your country thing man those things are fucking hilarious bro that fucking South
[81:12 - 81:42] Oh that's just weird that is just fucking weird bro
[81:42 - 81:53] what I have no comment I have no fucking comment
[81:53 - 82:21] for that noise oh my god
[82:21 - 82:45] bro you know you're a fucking redneck and we driving up like a lawnmower corn guy rain
[82:45 - 82:57] on the way back from a fucking grocery store dude oh my god bro that is so straight up
[82:57 - 83:23] fucking redneck shit that's how he was a deflating balloon
[83:23 - 83:37] it really did though but I got the shot what the fuck oh god this thing couldn't go fast
[83:37 - 84:06] enough man I'm telling ya that's live shit man oh I think it's
[84:06 - 84:24] CM bro I gotta replay that one back dude bro dude I have got to replay that shit back
[84:24 - 84:35] man that is too damn ouch bruh that is just straight and painful all you guys out there
[84:35 - 84:56] I know you guys will know what this shit feels like now watch that sledgehammer right
[84:56 - 85:25] in the nuts bro oh damn that's gonna wave that's gonna wave a mark damn oh dude I feel
[85:25 - 85:40] bad for the guy ouch that would suck so bad catching a fucking sledgehammer to the nuts
[85:40 - 86:06] bro oh damn oh my hands have fun dude oh for real
[86:06 - 86:24] I think we all felt that one melon I really do it I think we all felt that one damn just
[86:24 - 86:31] imagine that though you're fucking you got your kid or your buddy trying to chop a fucking
[86:31 - 86:37] log with a fucking axe and you come with a sledgehammer or it's the other way around
[86:37 - 86:54] and he uses a sledgehammer and you got smacked in that shit bruh ooh damn that is true that
[86:54 - 87:23] is very true vendor that is very fucking true bro oh shit what the hell you all know
[87:23 - 87:27] what you're gonna have to make a video on that and explain that one dude I would love
[87:27 - 87:36] to hear that one I would have loved to hear that shit I think you're gonna take this
[87:36 - 87:56] off and and that one let's see if we can get this you got what's the tools at oh god and
[87:56 - 88:24] of bruh oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh damn oh
[88:24 - 88:33] damn ouch question is who got her words the bird or her face
[88:33 - 89:30] no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
[89:30 - 89:52] what are you here for by the way that bird not so by the way if you guys want to if
[89:52 - 89:58] you guys want to fuck with your friends and have a funny ass ringtone just play this
[89:58 - 90:06] shit for them damn it Krillin I was being slapped through a house what's your excuse
[90:06 - 90:17] I was need in the stomach you guys are pathetic what oh jeez hey look I know you totally yeah
[90:17 - 90:32] look at that or this one right here what is that ah damn thank god you want to kill me
[90:32 - 90:39] and all but bro that old Krillin being bitched out through a house thing bro you want to
[90:39 - 90:50] fuck your new friends and do that shit oh I do too man I got a bunch of weird friggin
[90:50 - 91:19] stories for real.
[91:19 - 91:39] Bro I fucking love that dude fucking ginger billy I fucking love that dude dude's funniest
[91:39 - 91:46] shit yeah ten four stars you got some funny shit
[91:46 - 92:15] shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
[92:15 - 92:24] Oh shit. Why does that seem like some shit that my dumb ass would do? Why does that
[92:24 - 92:34] seem like some crazy shit I would fucking end up doing? Bro that is totally some shit
[92:34 - 92:42] that me and my brother Jake would do straight up. That literally is some shit that me and
[92:42 - 92:50] my brother Jake would do dear fucking team. Oh my god. Bro I have got to meet your dad
[92:50 - 92:57] now bro. I have got to meet your pops. Oh my god. That legit sounds like some shit that
[92:57 - 93:19] me and my brother Jake would do straight up. Oh hell yeah. Oh that is great. That is definitely
[93:19 - 93:25] me and my brother Jake. Bro you can't meet my brother Jake the other dude it is a fucking
[93:25 - 93:32] rap. Oh my god. You guys think I am bad by myself? Bro wait till I get my brother Jake
[93:32 - 93:48] on his stream dude. Oh my god. Dude you are literally giving me freaking animation ideas
[93:48 - 94:01] bro. Bro for real. Oh man I am so sorry dude. Dude I am so sorry to hear that but dude
[94:01 - 94:08] I swear I am going to have to sit down. Bro you literally are giving me ideas for a fucking
[94:08 - 94:15] comic strip like a little like funny animated short or some shit. Like you are literally
[94:15 - 94:31] giving me ideas bro. That would be great. Oh man that would be great.
[94:31 - 95:30] Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright. Alright.
[95:30 - 95:45] Alright. In the vest. Bro this one you guys have got to watch man. This is old but so
[95:45 - 95:56] freaking good. This shit is old but it is so good man. Hey thanks man I appreciate
[95:56 - 96:03] that. What I said I got these from like these pieces right here from a few fans and then
[96:03 - 96:13] my brother Jake made that. But yo if any of you guys are fans of like Dragon Ball Z
[96:13 - 96:43] or the Abridged and shit I know you guys will crack Uncle Affident's launches and I will be right back guys. Deep Forest of Hyrule. Long have I served as the Guardian Spirit. In the vast Deep Forest of Hyrule. Long have I served as the Guardian Spirit. I am known as the Diku
[96:43 - 97:13] Tree. The children of the forest, the Kokiri, live here with me. Each Kokiri has his or her own Guardian Fairy. However there is one boy who does not have a fairy. Because he's a sick little weirdo. Oh yeah baby take it off.
[97:13 - 97:41] Aww a castle. I want to have the dream with the girls in the hot tub. Well this dream sucks. Alright finally some chicks. How you doing baby? Can't wait for me you loser. Great now even in my dreams I'm not getting any. Man why does nobody love ya? You know you're kind of cute.
[97:41 - 97:47] Noooooo.
[97:47 - 98:15] Link. Come to town. Come to save. The princess held up. Got it all going away. Now the children go play. But they will release it with them. Hallelujah Link. Fill up your hearts till you control your son with power.
[98:15 - 98:32] When you're feeling old now, somebody will come out till you've been framed in a haunted city tower.
[98:32 - 98:44] Oh Navi the Fairy, listen to my words. The words of the Duku Tree. Do you always refer to yourself in third person?
[98:44 - 98:56] No the Duku Tree doesn't. I think it's time for the boy without a fairy to discover his destiny. And what destiny is that?
[98:56 - 99:15] Well to get rid of that damn squirrel that set up nest inside me of course. Do you have any idea how annoying it is having nuts deep inside you? For the last time yes. Stop asking me that. Whatever. Now just go get the boy without a fairy.
[99:15 - 99:31] Eh whatever ya big wooden idiot. Why does it have to be him? He's probably not even out of bed yet. Out of my way jerk ass.
[99:31 - 99:43] Hello. Oh hello yourself. Probably gonna be stuck up there forever. Are you humping a rock? Hells yes. Okay. Must get out of here. Really fast.
[99:43 - 99:55] Oh I hope no one saw that. I did. Shut up rock umber.
[99:55 - 100:07] Finally this place is a real freak town. Hey you wake up. No no get off me you big green ginger man. Okay.
[100:07 - 100:16] Eh screw it wake up. I don't want to walk past that rock umber again.
[100:16 - 100:28] Hey they make light bulbs with wings now. I'm a fairy you jackass. Sweet. It talks. Right whatever. Look just come on. The Duku Tree has a job for ya.
[100:28 - 100:36] Tell him I'll go when he comes to get me himself. You are aware he's a tree right? Oh I thought he just had a funny last name.
[100:36 - 100:46] A funny last... you jackass? Alright come with me now or else I'll... Or else you'll what? I'll kick your ass. That's what?
[100:46 - 100:52] Yeah right. Like I'd get my ass kicked by a flying light bulb. I'm going back to bed.
[100:52 - 101:01] If this was prison you'd be my bitch. Shut up.
[101:01 - 101:11] And now I shall be free. And now a hill shall be free. I think your mansion will now be...
[101:11 - 101:24] Okay Duku Tree we're back. Well you took your time. I sent for him hours ago. What took so long? Well...
[101:24 - 101:47] I got a sword. I got a ruby. I got another ruby. I got a shield. I got a stick.
[101:47 - 101:56] Alright that does it. Stop doing that. It's a stick. No one gets excited about a stick. The sword I'd understand and maybe the shield.
[101:56 - 102:07] But a stick? No one gets that excited about a stick. If you do that one more time I'm going to kick you in the kidneys until you pee blood. Then I'm going to stick your face in it and make you drink it.
[102:09 - 102:31] So you're going to see the Duku Tree are you? Good grief. How come the Duku Tree always likes you best? Also that greener girl. Why does nobody like me? Me? For now on we're enemies. I made an enemy.
[102:35 - 102:45] I know y'all remember that shit. I know y'all remember that shit bro.
[102:47 - 103:07] Hey what's up y'all. I'm Nathaniel. I'm about to sit down and chill and then I'm about to wake up for some brand new gameplay footage for you guys. So I'll catch you guys in just a little bit for a little bit of game and chill man.
[103:07 - 103:26] But first I need to let this in charge. And I'll catch you guys in the next video man. I'm freaking love you guys. As always stay humble, stay positive, keep being yourself. Screw what anybody thinks about you man. You guys are freaking awesome dude. You guys are amazing. You guys are talented man.
[103:27 - 103:41] And just keep being yourself man. Fuck what anybody says about you guys man. Keep being yourself. Keep being awesome. And for all my smaller Twitch streamers out there man, keep doing what you're doing man because you'll get there. Peace.