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2022-6-10 tiny tinas wonderland (Twitch)


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on November 26th, 2022
Original upload date: June 10th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:08] What's up you guys? Told y'all I'd be back for some Tiny Tina's Wonderland dude I've
[0:08 - 0:15] not ever played this so like I said this is a first for me I have never ever
[0:15 - 0:21] ever played Tiny Tina's Wonderland so this is brand new bro
[0:21 - 0:44] I said I'll never play Tiny Tina's Wonderland bro so I'm super super excited for this dude
[0:44 - 2:07] [Music]
[2:07 - 2:19] Dude let's be honest who just reads that stuff man? I frail nobody reads the terms bro why
[2:19 - 2:26] did why did they even like who just reads that stuff dude nobody reads
[2:26 - 2:33] these terms of services at all like why did they even bother nobody freaking
[2:33 - 2:36] reads this stuff
[2:36 - 3:49] [Music]
[3:49 - 3:55] Alright I always jump right into this new game
[3:55 - 4:09] [Music]
[4:09 - 4:14] You know it's still intense just to be funny let's make it super intense
[4:14 - 4:32] [Music]
[4:32 - 4:46] Alright let's do cooperation and here we go man
[4:46 - 5:11] [Music]
[5:11 - 5:20] Ooh okay so we have different factions bro nice spellshot
[5:20 - 5:42] Graveborn very nice Sporewarden nice Berserker nice Stavamancer Clawbringer ooh spellshot
[5:42 - 5:49] Graveborn very nice Sporewarden I think for this one I am probably
[5:49 - 5:52] gonna go for
[5:52 - 6:08] [Music]
[6:08 - 6:12] I think I'm gonna go for a Spellbringer
[6:12 - 6:18] yo I can actually customize my character that's dope
[6:18 - 6:21] [Music]
[6:21 - 6:24] Can I preview?
[6:24 - 6:53] Ha justice is always in fact haha no my image is it my image what have we here
[6:53 - 6:58] [Music]
[6:58 - 7:03] Bro this is so insane
[7:03 - 7:36] [Music]
[7:36 - 8:01] Bro this is sick
[8:01 - 8:13] Bro they got the freaking cat ears that's sick
[8:13 - 8:25] Ooh I actually kind of like that
[8:25 - 9:20] [Music]
[9:20 - 9:24] Bro they got everything in here man this is sick
[9:24 - 9:35] [Music]
[9:35 - 9:46] Oh let's go you got scars up in here bro that's sick
[9:46 - 9:58] Not gonna lie that scar actually looks pretty beast
[9:58 - 10:06] Oh there we go I got the spellshot
[10:06 - 10:17] Let's go
[10:17 - 10:54] [Music]
[10:54 - 11:09] Oh there we go
[11:09 - 11:22] Given that dark gothic kind of look
[11:22 - 11:35] Yo my dude legit looks like a freaking warlock right now that is sick
[11:35 - 12:04] [Music]
[12:04 - 12:23] Yo dude this looks so sick
[12:23 - 13:17] [Music]
[13:17 - 13:27] Huh thanks for the heads up dude
[13:27 - 13:37] Let's go
[13:37 - 13:49] Let's go raised by
[13:49 - 14:02] Let's go rogue alchemists just to be funny
[14:02 - 14:07] And yo melon what's up bud welcome to the stream dude hope you're doing good buddy
[14:07 - 14:26] [Music]
[14:26 - 14:37] Honor my character from jade dynasty
[14:37 - 14:49] Yo I like the borderlands vibe dude
[14:49 - 15:01] [Music]
[15:01 - 15:05] I love the borderlands vibe of this
[15:05 - 15:34] [Music]
[15:34 - 15:38] You're a dick I like the robot the robot's awesome I like the robot
[15:38 - 15:55] The robot's got a smart ass mouth I love the robot
[15:55 - 16:06] [Music]
[16:06 - 16:25] Hey I like that robot dude that robot is so fucking funny
[16:25 - 16:50] [Music]
[16:50 - 17:00] Bro I freaking love the robot dude the robot so far oh my god I freaking love the robot
[17:00 - 17:10] Oh shit
[17:10 - 17:17] I like the robot's attitude I like her attitude and the smart mouth she's got on her bro I fucking love it
[17:17 - 17:27] Oh heck yeah dude
[17:27 - 17:52] Oh it's just a tutorial I got it
[17:52 - 18:01] Got me some gold
[18:01 - 18:08] Can I break into this house please say yes nope damn
[18:08 - 18:24] But bro that freaking robot's got a smart mouth I love that robot
[18:24 - 18:37] Power up, power up, power up, power up, power up, power up, power up
[18:37 - 18:58] Prince leads off into the woods
[18:58 - 19:02] A fallen tree bars your path what you gonna do about it huh?
[19:02 - 19:19] I can't identify tree it's a species called Jumpliss tutorialis and weirdly it only grows in this one valley
[19:19 - 19:36] A head the glint of edge steel that comes you forward some hot lumberjack piece of steel oh thank you
[19:36 - 19:46] Okay the rocky ceiling dips low to the ground a true fate maker knows when to stand tall and when to crouch
[19:46 - 20:00] Yeah work them sweet glutes and if you get a running start and crouch you'll slide around like a cruel action hero
[20:00 - 20:07] Another waystone guides your path but reaching it will mean going through a pack of nasty pinchy cracks
[20:07 - 20:08] Oh these guys
[20:08 - 20:16] Holy
[20:16 - 20:24] Bat oh you want some too huh come here
[20:29 - 20:31] Now luckily they're carrying their lifesaving
[20:31 - 20:45] Oh man I can already tell you man I'm gonna love this game bro I love this I freaking love this dude
[20:45 - 20:53] Oh man this is great
[20:54 - 21:06] Dude they need to have a photo mode because I would totally take a photo of that
[21:06 - 21:08] Oh
[21:08 - 21:27] What's this
[21:27 - 21:33] That's right the queen has ruled the wonderland since I was but a humble player like you bing bongs
[21:34 - 21:40] She has foreseen your arrival and left a powerful weapon for you the weapon of a fate maker
[21:40 - 21:45] What you got for my queen oh
[21:45 - 21:48] It's a gun
[21:48 - 21:53] This thing's off the road yeah it's a gun I'm freaking love it oh heck yeah
[21:58 - 22:04] You're a tanis fantasy baby
[22:04 - 22:07] Oh what the
[22:07 - 22:21] Bro I'm gonna have fun with this
[22:22 - 22:24] Lord is here
[22:24 - 22:41] Wow, I don't think any fall damage that's a miracle
[22:41 - 22:50] Sit your butt down
[22:50 - 22:54] Let's get him out of the bush go break some bones fate maker
[22:54 - 23:08] Could be worth something
[23:08 - 23:10] Oh
[23:10 - 23:23] Don't lose your head now
[23:36 - 23:38] Don't lose your head
[23:38 - 23:46] Huh
[23:46 - 23:56] Man too many people losing their heads out here, bro
[23:56 - 23:58] Oh
[23:58 - 24:00] Holy crap
[24:00 - 24:04] Whatever he's talking about, there's a loot chest up on that tower get them loose
[24:04 - 24:07] I am
[24:07 - 24:09] 3-4 servant of the dragon lord
[24:09 - 24:14] Tell me where his tomb is or i'll make you a skeleton too
[24:14 - 24:17] I don't know
[24:17 - 24:20] I swear it up the queen's diamond tail
[24:20 - 24:26] And spread out my undead hordes. We must find the master
[24:26 - 24:28] Oh
[24:28 - 24:39] Bro I am dude i'm gonna be playing a lot of this to be honest with you bro. This is so sick
[24:39 - 24:42] Oh
[24:42 - 24:45] How did I not break my legs
[24:45 - 24:50] That's my question. How the heck did I not break my legs after that fall?
[24:50 - 24:55] My bones should have freaking snapped in half
[24:55 - 24:57] Oh
[24:57 - 25:08] Can you imagine showing up to the hospital and be like how jumping off of shit like a madman
[25:08 - 25:18] Ooh you found a roar that's like a magical shield above your health pretty sweet
[25:18 - 25:20] Very heroic tina. Can we blow up the rocks?
[25:20 - 25:34] Sorry, it's impossible without explosives
[25:34 - 25:41] Tina, can we blow up the rocks? Sorry, it's impossible without explosives
[25:44 - 25:47] Oh, bro
[25:47 - 26:03] Bro, this place is so sick
[26:03 - 26:05] Ransacked i'm crawling with skill
[26:05 - 26:31] Yo, can i think of this bow? Oh that sucks. I really wanted to steal his bow from him
[26:31 - 26:33] Oh
[26:33 - 26:55] Give me a loot
[27:00 - 27:02] Boy who are you shooting at?
[27:02 - 27:15] Yeah extra power extra power from my ass
[27:16 - 27:18] Yeah
[27:18 - 27:41] I said extra power from my butt
[27:41 - 27:45] In the carnage, she looks bad, baby. She looks like she's up to that
[27:45 - 27:48] Might as well save her peasant a's
[27:48 - 27:56] What I said extra power for my butt
[27:56 - 28:03] Dude just got smacked up three ways from sunday
[28:09 - 28:18] Thank you for saving my peasant ass stranger, how can I ever repay you free of charge i'm looking for the dragon
[28:18 - 28:35] The tomb is inside a crypt the perfect hiding place
[28:37 - 28:42] Oh, yeah now we're talking call of duty style here, bro
[28:42 - 29:00] Got that call of duty aim going on bread
[29:04 - 29:08] Is somebody out of bad day?
[29:08 - 29:28] I sense the dragon lord's presence his tomb somewhere beneath these ruins find him fellow skeletons
[29:28 - 29:30] It
[29:30 - 29:48] Got that call of duty vibes going
[29:48 - 29:57] Ah same thing you're gonna sneak up on me. I don't think so
[29:57 - 29:59] Ah
[29:59 - 30:19] Bro, this is too easy
[30:20 - 30:22] Sorry
[30:22 - 30:41] Give me that axe I said give me the axe
[30:41 - 30:47] Or not
[30:49 - 30:51] Oh
[30:51 - 31:02] Bro this game is freaking badass, dude. I'm freaking love. Oh, oh
[31:02 - 31:10] Ah same thing you can hide out there do you
[31:10 - 31:17] Come here
[31:18 - 31:20] Don't think so, buddy
[31:20 - 31:26] Nice try though
[31:26 - 31:36] Alright who said that
[31:42 - 31:48] Yo, i'm freaking sound this guy there we go
[32:08 - 32:12] Bruh, this is too easy
[32:12 - 32:28] All right, who wants to get shot
[32:37 - 32:39] Bye
[32:59 - 33:05] Thank you for the gold next oh
[33:05 - 33:12] Oh now we're talking man
[33:12 - 33:23] Oh, we got a freaking pistol a freaking ar-15 bro
[33:23 - 33:28] Get out of here. This is sick. Thank you
[33:28 - 33:30] You
[33:30 - 33:36] Dude I dig this so hard right now. This is so sick
[33:36 - 33:48] Oh hello i've been working on a campaign it's got orcs and
[33:48 - 33:50] Kissing
[33:50 - 34:17] Now we're talking my kind of blade toy
[34:17 - 34:19] You
[34:19 - 34:31] All right, who's who's getting murdered i'm hearing screaming who's getting killed we're gonna die today
[34:31 - 34:38] All right, what's screaming now
[34:44 - 34:46] We want to get shot up and die today
[34:46 - 34:55] Oh headshot
[34:55 - 35:03] Get back
[35:03 - 35:07] Yeah, you too stay down
[35:07 - 35:10] I'm dead asshole
[35:12 - 35:15] Yeah, you didn't expect me to have good aim, did you asshole
[35:15 - 35:21] Man get that junk out of here. Come on. Is that all you got?
[35:21 - 35:28] Your grandma was a warlock and your daddy was a witch and you ain't gotten away you fucker
[35:28 - 35:30] I can't show my face
[35:30 - 35:32] So great
[35:58 - 36:00] Oh, thank you
[36:00 - 36:04] Give me a second
[36:04 - 36:08] What
[36:28 - 36:32] Hey your daddy will your mother was an archer and your daddy was a witch
[36:32 - 36:41] And apparently they didn't teach you how to aim because your aim sucks
[36:41 - 36:43] Oh
[36:43 - 36:45] C-minus
[36:45 - 37:12] Oh, hello
[37:12 - 37:16] Now, how do we get into the tomb crypt?
[37:16 - 37:38] Bye
[37:41 - 37:48] Bro, there's a lot of blocked messages, bro. These trolls are getting triggered dude. I love it. These trolls are so mad
[37:48 - 37:55] And sorry no trolls all the way in the chat
[37:55 - 38:01] Hey wheezy, what's up?
[38:01 - 38:08] Welcome welcome. Welcome. How you doing wheezy? What is up? What is up? What is up? How you doing today?
[38:09 - 38:13] Oh, okay. So how the heck am I supposed to get out there?
[38:13 - 38:20] Do I jump on top of something and do I spider-man what do I do?
[38:20 - 38:25] Oh
[38:25 - 38:36] Oh made it made it
[38:36 - 38:38] Uh
[38:38 - 38:48] That worked yo freaking battle axe
[38:48 - 38:52] Nah, I think I'll keep my sight
[38:53 - 38:55] Dry air
[38:55 - 39:13] Come on give me your loot. I want to become the richest knight up in this mode
[39:13 - 39:20] Huh
[39:21 - 39:23] You
[39:23 - 39:27] Do not like so
[39:27 - 39:37] Give that loracroft tomb raider crap about this mode
[39:37 - 39:48] I am coming my dark master
[39:49 - 39:55] He's gonna resurrect the dragon lord. That's the exact opposite of what we want. We gotta get in there
[39:55 - 40:07] Yeah, apparently your mother being an archer didn't help because your aim freaking sucks
[40:19 - 40:24] Man your mother must have had a whole army of shitty archers man because you guys suck
[40:24 - 40:34] Boys sit your ass down. Thank you
[40:34 - 40:36] So
[41:02 - 41:08] Man these guys aim freaking sucks, bro. Their mother must have been a shitty archer because they have crappy ass aim
[41:08 - 41:24] It asks a question
[41:24 - 41:26] Who are you
[41:26 - 41:39] I am stuck back and I am a man
[41:40 - 41:42] Resurrection
[41:42 - 41:57] Bro this is not
[41:57 - 42:03] Huh
[42:03 - 42:10] Bro, I like her man. She's cool her dude tiny tina and the robot are like my two favorite characters so far
[42:10 - 42:12] I freaking love these guys
[42:12 - 42:29] Oh great more than oh, okay. Okay now y'all want to rumble
[42:31 - 42:33] Okay
[42:33 - 42:40] Get your tiny mini shitty archers out the way bro out the way sit
[42:40 - 42:43] down boy
[42:43 - 42:45] down bad skeleton
[42:45 - 43:01] Down don't skeleton sit boy
[43:01 - 43:03] don't do warning shots
[43:03 - 43:26] Bro I can tell you already this guy's gonna be a pain in the ass. I need help
[43:29 - 43:34] Oh, thank you help help nothing. Nothing asshole
[43:34 - 43:38] Out of my way i'm getting held
[43:38 - 43:44] Don't you dare come out here don't you dare come out to me
[43:57 - 44:00] Boy if you don't sit your undead ass down
[44:00 - 44:25] Oh, this guy's gonna be out of pain in the ass
[44:25 - 44:27] Yes
[44:28 - 44:36] So
[44:36 - 45:03] Well won't go hungry tonight
[45:03 - 45:05] You
[45:05 - 45:15] You are not killing me that easy
[45:15 - 45:31] Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'm not dying. Screw you
[45:31 - 45:33] You
[45:33 - 46:00] Oh got that critical face shot. How do I get shot in the face?
[46:00 - 46:02] I
[46:02 - 46:26] I'll give you a good
[46:26 - 46:28] Oh
[46:28 - 46:34] Just barely on you ass
[46:35 - 46:40] Oh
[46:40 - 46:59] Ah
[46:59 - 47:01] Oh
[47:01 - 47:16] Hey straight, let me write right back where I was. Hey, yeah, man, let's go
[47:16 - 47:20] As I live and breathe
[47:20 - 47:25] And I do being a duchess sucks my servants and prophecies
[47:25 - 47:28] I spit upon prophecies
[47:28 - 47:34] That was me spitting because they suck for six generations
[47:34 - 47:45] Let's decorate evil rise again, well guess what these lands suck
[47:45 - 47:49] I'm getting out of here one last meal and i'm moving to the capital
[47:57 - 47:59] Yeah, the prophecies talk but question is do you
[47:59 - 48:08] Yeah, we know everybody else sucks but the question is do you
[48:08 - 48:18] And from the sound of it sounds like you just might just lane
[48:24 - 48:27] Maybe if you got laid you might not be so bitchy
[48:27 - 48:29] So
[48:29 - 48:45] Bad luck of bad choices
[48:46 - 48:48] All the
[48:48 - 49:14] Yo, I need to get my health back out bad, bro
[49:14 - 49:16] Yeah
[49:16 - 49:18] Oh
[49:18 - 49:45] Yo, this shit's gonna be hard
[49:45 - 49:47] Foreign
[49:48 - 49:50] We need to be a full friend
[49:51 - 49:53] So
[49:53 - 50:10] Oh
[50:10 - 50:29] You haven't had the last
[50:29 - 50:31] Oh
[50:31 - 50:42] Dude i'm just barely staying alive right now
[50:42 - 50:46] Oh
[50:46 - 51:00] Good for what
[51:00 - 51:04] Oh
[51:04 - 51:25] Stay alive
[51:25 - 51:32] Oh
[51:32 - 51:56] I don't see you live right now. I don't know but I am
[51:56 - 51:58] Oh
[51:58 - 52:25] Oh, come on come and give me
[52:26 - 52:28] Yeah, you like that don't you
[52:28 - 52:37] Oh
[53:04 - 53:06] Save myself, come on
[53:06 - 53:09] What do you got dumb and ugly
[53:09 - 53:16] Oh a big dungat only don't know how to aim proper
[53:16 - 53:31] Hey your daddy was a witch and your mama was a warlock
[53:31 - 53:33] Oh
[53:33 - 53:49] Oh, I think he heard me I think he heard me
[53:49 - 53:51] Oh
[53:51 - 54:08] Hey your daddy looks like shmeego
[54:08 - 54:51] Oh
[54:51 - 55:16] Your boy is not looking up to the task
[55:16 - 55:18] Oh
[55:18 - 55:20] The dragon lord away before he escapes
[55:20 - 55:27] Oh, that was oh hello
[55:43 - 55:49] Yeah, not happening. Come on the faint baker never beats the villain in the first quest
[55:49 - 55:54] Still you're stronger than the ones she said before
[55:54 - 55:59] I wonder I wonder
[55:59 - 56:04] Sorry about that guys
[56:05 - 56:08] To visit see you around the neighborhood
[56:34 - 56:36] The faint maker's journey begins as so many
[56:36 - 56:41] With a hard foot and dreams of dragons and magic
[56:41 - 56:43] It will end only one way
[56:43 - 56:46] with the ultimate defeat
[56:46 - 56:48] of all
[56:48 - 56:51] Despite your heroic efforts the dragon lord has escaped
[56:51 - 56:58] Wait a minute. Did you hear what he said? Shiny friend neighborhood. I know where he's headed
[56:58 - 57:01] He's after queen butt stallion
[57:02 - 57:09] To warn queen butt stallion of the dragon lord's escape. You must travel far across the wonderlands to the capital city of
[57:09 - 57:24] Never send a corpse to do a killer's job
[57:24 - 57:26] Oh
[57:26 - 57:38] Bro, this is too easy
[57:38 - 57:48] Oh, by the way chris, bye-bye
[57:48 - 57:50] Bye
[57:50 - 58:01] Yeah, nope
[58:02 - 58:04] Yeah
[58:04 - 58:23] Dude that was crazy
[58:23 - 58:25] You
[58:25 - 58:47] You know he throws really think you're getting in here but uh, not no more boy, this is a throw for a zone
[58:48 - 58:50] Man
[58:50 - 58:56] It's a throw for a zone man
[58:56 - 59:04] No throws away sorry
[59:04 - 59:15] What the road to bright hoof is blocked guess you'll have to go through that tall grass a battle jumps out at you
[59:15 - 59:17] Right on the counter
[59:17 - 59:22] Huh
[59:22 - 59:28] If you're not carrying
[59:44 - 59:46] Oh
[59:46 - 60:04] I don't see anybody around
[60:12 - 60:14] Oh
[60:14 - 60:39] Come on I thought you guys were supposed to be badass he got in the lane
[60:40 - 60:42] You
[60:43 - 60:45] Oh
[60:45 - 60:47] I
[60:47 - 60:49] Never go rich
[60:49 - 60:51] I
[60:51 - 61:19] Yeah, i'm not gonna make it damn
[61:19 - 61:21] You
[61:21 - 61:39] Oh, that was fun
[61:39 - 61:44] Oh god, that's a fire barrel
[61:45 - 61:47] Oh
[61:47 - 62:11] Oh now I know how to use my fire ability on my spell cast
[62:11 - 62:17] Let's get castin and blasting
[62:17 - 62:30] Oh sniper baby one of my favorites
[62:31 - 62:33] One
[62:33 - 62:43] Of my favorite play toys
[62:43 - 62:45] Guys
[62:45 - 63:10] Of harsh mellow cereal for like ever
[63:10 - 63:12] Oh
[63:12 - 63:25] Oh man
[63:25 - 63:32] Dude this freaking game is great. I like this dude. This is freaking awesome
[63:32 - 63:36] Oh man
[63:36 - 63:38] Oh
[63:38 - 63:47] That looks like trouble good. Whoa, bro
[63:47 - 63:50] Are they alive?
[63:50 - 63:56] A guest you traveled such a long way to be here
[63:56 - 63:59] a little closer
[63:59 - 64:04] Wasn't that far on the path really I can tell you're an expert
[64:06 - 64:08] Far beyond the bright
[64:08 - 64:11] And now you're here in the land of imagination
[64:11 - 64:16] So what would you imagine a person like me to say?
[64:16 - 64:22] Ah your aura is radiant. It's top notch. I won't lie
[64:22 - 64:25] But I see a great cloud
[64:25 - 64:31] I'll kill it. Where is it? It's skepticism a cloud of skepticism
[64:31 - 64:35] You doubt my ability to read your fate as you should
[64:36 - 64:38] those who make fate
[64:38 - 64:41] Dude, this is literally the coolest freaking map ever, bro
[64:41 - 64:49] Is he got a bro that legit right there reminds me of freaking soul leader, dude
[64:49 - 64:54] That house with that one in the back straight up soul leader vibes, dude
[64:54 - 64:59] What kind the only limit to your fortune
[64:59 - 65:01] Is your imagination
[65:01 - 65:07] For your bank maximum or your stomach for killing the dreams of lost souls, but it pays fabulously
[65:07 - 65:13] All you need to do is look into a mirror and say yes to what you see
[65:13 - 65:16] You've come this far of your own free will
[65:16 - 65:19] A little farther won't hurt
[65:19 - 65:31] Oh
[65:32 - 65:34] Yo, this is legit the coolest thing ever, bro
[65:34 - 65:41] Nice shoot you
[65:41 - 65:50] Dude this chick's literally invincible
[65:50 - 65:52] Oh
[65:52 - 66:08] That's crazy
[66:08 - 66:20] What a brilliant soul you had
[66:20 - 66:23] Hey was born with it
[66:23 - 66:30] Hey spooky, what's up place them as an offering in my
[66:30 - 66:43] Oh
[66:44 - 66:46] The body for you
[66:46 - 66:49] Oh, how sweet
[66:49 - 66:54] That was someone's dream and you're going to sell it. I thought you were a warrior not a writer
[66:54 - 67:12] Welcome to the fantasy
[67:12 - 67:14] Or
[67:14 - 67:37] There has to be a
[67:37 - 67:39] Oh my god, there is
[67:40 - 67:44] There is a freaking photo mode bro. Let's go
[67:44 - 67:49] Yes
[67:49 - 68:00] Freaking photo mode, let's freaking go dude. Yes
[68:00 - 68:07] Thank you to whoever made this game i'm not sure but dude you freaking rock
[68:10 - 68:12] Bro, yes
[68:12 - 68:22] That right there my friends
[68:22 - 68:29] Is a freaking album cover right there. Yes
[68:29 - 68:35] Bro that is wild
[68:35 - 68:40] I am so glad they put photo mode in here
[68:40 - 68:42] Oh
[68:42 - 68:44] That is sick
[68:44 - 68:48] Oh and of course I fall off
[68:48 - 69:04] That is legit the coolest freaking photo mode ever dude, oh my god
[69:04 - 69:07] Thank you to whoever threw bro
[69:08 - 69:13] Whoever made this game. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for throwing in photo mode. Thank you
[69:13 - 69:15] You freaking rock
[69:15 - 69:21] This dude
[69:21 - 69:23] You
[69:23 - 69:42] Bro i'm definitely doing some shit for that one
[69:42 - 69:48] I'm definitely creating a bomb ass album for that cover right there, dude
[69:49 - 69:56] Like without a doubt that is going to be a freaking awesome ass album cover hands freaking down for you guys
[69:56 - 70:01] Oh, that is sick
[70:01 - 70:04] Yo, I did you got a giant head
[70:04 - 70:10] What the fuck
[70:10 - 70:25] One
[70:25 - 70:27] You
[70:27 - 70:47] And dude I freaking love that photo mode bro, that shit was so insane
[70:47 - 70:50] The force of people also play
[70:52 - 70:58] Multiple firing modes. I already know this I tend to like my burst fire
[70:58 - 71:04] Newbie don't worry those jerks at the table can't hear me. It's just us down here
[71:04 - 71:10] Hey, I know i'm the villain, but I still just wanted to wish you luck on the whole west thing
[71:10 - 71:12] Not that you need luck, right?
[71:12 - 71:15] You're the faith maker
[71:15 - 71:17] You
[71:17 - 71:28] Oh nice ships out there
[71:28 - 71:37] But you're not the only new arrival a massive skeleton army is reaching the gate
[71:37 - 71:40] Oh
[71:40 - 71:45] Scally men scally ships there's bombs raining down
[71:45 - 71:51] Bro that came out of freaking nowhere
[71:51 - 72:07] Bro that legitimately came out of freaking nowhere, dude. That was nuts. I was not expecting that
[72:07 - 72:27] Oh
[72:27 - 72:29] Now
[72:29 - 72:51] Oh
[73:18 - 73:20] Sera that everyone
[73:20 - 73:29] Oh
[73:29 - 73:31] Back on the menu
[73:31 - 75:38] Oh
[75:39 - 75:41] See y'all booted down boy
[75:41 - 76:03] Now what anybody else like to get smacked up today
[76:03 - 76:13] Oh
[76:40 - 76:43] Bro this game is so freaking addicting man
[76:43 - 76:45] Oh
[77:12 - 77:16] Yo, this game is so freaking fun dude like no joke
[77:16 - 77:20] Oh
[77:20 - 77:45] I saw you fighting the undead on the beach
[77:46 - 77:49] Glad i'm not the only one giving these bony pricks a hard time
[77:49 - 77:53] Oh didn't know paladin's got to swear so much
[77:53 - 77:55] by the signed up
[77:55 - 78:01] Do I bloody look like i've got time for manners lessons i'm up to my cod piece and i'm dead
[78:01 - 78:03] I came out of nowhere
[78:03 - 78:08] Hi, the dragon lord has returned i've seen for myself
[78:08 - 78:11] the dragon lord
[78:11 - 78:15] bollocks we'll have to deal with him later right now. We have to break this siege
[78:16 - 78:23] The undead have catapults lobbing skeletons over the walls. I need you to destroy them here. Take this c4
[78:23 - 78:27] Tina
[78:43 - 78:45] Huh fantasy four
[78:45 - 78:59] I got you
[78:59 - 79:01] So
[79:01 - 79:19] I've really missed this part been too long since I conquered anything
[79:19 - 79:24] After a few centuries, he just he get that conquering edge again, you know
[79:24 - 79:26] Okay, i'm going for it
[79:26 - 79:39] Screw you undead
[79:40 - 79:42] Oh
[79:42 - 79:57] Ah
[79:57 - 79:59] Oh
[79:59 - 80:07] Be sure to give us five stars unwell
[80:07 - 80:11] See that march
[80:11 - 80:18] Worth a look
[80:18 - 80:20] You
[80:20 - 80:32] Bro I need to get better weapons for real
[80:33 - 81:07] So
[81:07 - 81:34] There we are now I got my health built all the way out now
[81:34 - 81:36] I won't die. So easily
[81:37 - 81:44] So
[82:11 - 82:13] Broz that guy legit moonwalking
[82:13 - 82:38] Why you started it I just finished it
[82:38 - 82:40] Okay
[83:07 - 83:09] Save for effort
[83:09 - 83:11] C minus
[83:11 - 83:17] So
[83:44 - 83:49] Sit yo spell casting ass down
[83:49 - 83:51] Oh
[83:51 - 84:18] Hey level four let's go
[84:18 - 84:20] All right
[84:20 - 84:22] Who wants to die?
[84:22 - 84:26] Get out of here
[84:26 - 84:39] Oh, thank you
[84:39 - 84:41] So
[84:41 - 85:00] Give me that gold boy
[85:00 - 85:02] Huh
[85:02 - 85:27] Bro you suck
[85:27 - 85:29] You
[85:29 - 85:38] Bro you got shitty aim
[85:38 - 85:50] So
[85:50 - 85:52] Ah
[85:52 - 86:14] So
[86:41 - 86:43] Dude you suck
[86:43 - 87:00] Oh my god, you can't even throw a freaking boulder
[87:00 - 87:06] Bro
[87:06 - 87:08] So
[87:08 - 87:22] Yeah, i'm getting like way the back here
[87:22 - 87:34] The catapult explodes into glitter and rainbow bits
[87:35 - 87:37] Bloody brilliant
[87:37 - 87:45] How did mike is mine but i met this cool nerdy barista on the echo net and they said i could use their bnb character if
[87:45 - 87:48] I wanted and I was like hell. Yeah, and they were like chop
[88:02 - 88:05] Dude this game is legitimately fun
[88:05 - 88:28] Huh
[88:28 - 88:43] So
[88:44 - 88:46] Thank you
[89:11 - 89:13] Oh god that
[89:13 - 89:34] Oh
[89:34 - 89:39] Down the move
[89:39 - 89:41] Is
[89:41 - 89:48] So
[89:48 - 90:13] Fun
[90:14 - 90:16] So
[90:16 - 90:33] Oh god, I gotta face through those dang old things
[90:41 - 90:43] Ah crap, dude
[90:43 - 90:51] This is gonna be interesting
[90:51 - 91:19] So
[91:45 - 91:49] Oh, all right, so that's how you want to play it, okay
[91:50 - 91:52] Bye
[92:17 - 92:20] I need to go down here and pick up that other thing of health
[92:20 - 92:27] I'm really trying not to die here guys. And who the hell just shot at me who wants to die?
[92:27 - 92:47] Oh
[92:48 - 92:50] Oh shit
[92:50 - 93:16] Oh that was too dang close man
[93:17 - 93:19] Holy
[93:19 - 93:22] That was close
[93:22 - 93:38] So
[94:05 - 94:12] Dude this is going to be hard. Oh
[94:12 - 94:23] Oh nope
[94:23 - 94:33] Crap I need to find a gun
[94:33 - 94:35] Oh
[94:35 - 94:48] I need to find a weapon
[94:48 - 95:03] Give me a weapon somebody please I need a
[95:03 - 95:05] Oh, screw you
[95:05 - 95:22] Where is that one guy shooting from
[95:22 - 95:26] I can't freaking figure it out
[95:26 - 95:30] Hey the goof tubes. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome, dude. How are you?
[95:30 - 95:32] I
[95:32 - 95:37] Know i'm being shot at I just can't figure out where the heck it's coming
[95:37 - 95:41] Uh-huh
[95:41 - 95:58] Oh, thank you health
[95:59 - 96:05] I don't know where i'm being shot from and you're about to get frozen. Goodbye
[96:27 - 96:30] I am out of ammo. I need a new gun
[96:30 - 96:49] There has to be a gun around here somewhere
[96:50 - 96:52] I
[96:52 - 97:04] Am currently playing tiny tina's wonderland and bro, it is addicting
[97:04 - 97:11] Like i'm not even gonna lie bro tiny sina wonderland, bro
[97:18 - 97:21] Attictive as hell bro. I'm not even gonna lie
[97:21 - 97:26] Oh, thank you
[97:26 - 97:29] Thank you
[97:29 - 97:35] Let's see if I can get a new weapon down in here somewhere
[97:35 - 97:41] Oh, yep
[97:41 - 97:43] So
[97:43 - 97:45] Foreign
[97:46 - 98:12] I
[98:12 - 98:39] Boy
[98:40 - 98:43] Oh, thank you. All right
[98:43 - 98:45] That's all
[98:46 - 98:48] So this time
[98:48 - 98:50] I
[98:51 - 99:11] Do
[99:39 - 99:41] Ass
[100:07 - 100:09] Let's see if I can smoke this guy
[100:09 - 100:23] Oh, that was a 42 damage shot
[100:23 - 100:25] Oh
[100:25 - 100:42] Heck yeah, boy
[100:42 - 100:48] Dude, that was tough. I'm not even gonna lie and keep in mind guys. I am playing this on hard
[100:48 - 100:52] This is on freaking hard
[100:52 - 100:54] Oh
[100:54 - 101:21] All that meat just makes you a juicier target
[101:22 - 101:24] I
[101:24 - 101:51] I've lost my marbles
[101:52 - 101:54] Help me
[101:54 - 102:00] I'll screw you
[102:01 - 102:03] Oh
[102:03 - 102:05] Yeah
[102:06 - 102:12] Oh
[102:12 - 102:14] Yeah
[102:14 - 102:20] Believe all you want it won't save you
[102:20 - 102:22] Yeah
[102:22 - 102:44] Oh
[103:09 - 103:13] Yeah, no, dude, I have the full album of their new stuff, bro
[103:13 - 103:18] So I got to listen to a little bit early before everyone else
[103:18 - 103:21] Because I wound up getting the uh
[103:21 - 103:23] the pre-order edition
[103:23 - 103:32] And dude I can promise you you are going to freaking love it
[103:35 - 103:39] Yo meltdown is good, bro. I freaking love meltdown
[103:39 - 103:44] That's one of my all-time favorites, bro
[103:44 - 103:50] Cyberhex meltdown and scoring the end of the world are like my top three
[103:50 - 104:03] Hmm
[104:03 - 104:05] So
[104:05 - 104:22] Masterpiece I freaking love dude. I've done covers of masterpiece on my old youtube channel at one point
[104:22 - 104:32] Now let's go take out this little troll
[104:32 - 104:34] What is this
[104:34 - 104:48] Oh, yes got me a battle axe boy
[104:48 - 104:57] Right
[104:57 - 104:59] This
[104:59 - 105:01] Is
[105:02 - 105:04] Oh
[105:30 - 105:32] Boys sit down
[106:00 - 106:02] Oh
[106:02 - 106:12] You guys ain't getting me that easily
[106:12 - 106:21] So
[106:49 - 106:51] We're for out though
[106:51 - 107:07] This is actually called tiny tina's wonderland bro, this is completely different from borderlands
[107:07 - 107:18] It's got that vibe though, dude, it does have the uh
[107:19 - 107:22] It does have that borderlands vibe to it though. I'll give you that
[107:22 - 107:24] So
[107:24 - 107:36] So that's the way it's gonna be
[107:37 - 108:02] Oh
[108:02 - 108:14] And i'll take your gun all right who shot me
[108:14 - 108:16] So
[108:16 - 108:39] No a completely different game dude, but super super fun
[108:43 - 108:46] You look like a little angel when you're sleeping
[108:46 - 108:52] Uh, okay, like that's not at all creepy
[108:52 - 109:01] Yeah, like that's not creepy as hell
[109:01 - 109:06] What are you doing watching me sleep that's kind of weird
[109:06 - 109:10] So
[109:10 - 109:36] Still time to run the other way
[109:37 - 109:39] Do warning shots
[109:39 - 110:01] Just one time
[110:01 - 110:03] Oh
[110:03 - 110:21] Wait didn't I already kill that one
[110:21 - 111:04] So
[111:30 - 111:36] Damn squish in like a bug. Yo lo fi what up, dude?
[111:37 - 111:39] So
[111:39 - 112:05] Hey level five, let's go bro
[112:05 - 112:07] Oh
[112:07 - 112:13] So
[112:13 - 112:35] Not now
[112:35 - 112:49] So
[113:16 - 113:18] Yeah
[113:18 - 113:21] Yes, please
[113:21 - 113:24] All right, i'll be right there
[113:24 - 113:37] See if I can sneak me. Oh, there we go. We're good. We're good
[113:37 - 113:39] So
[113:39 - 114:04] All right, give me just a minute guys I will be right back
[114:04 - 114:06] So
[114:06 - 114:17] And no hot dogs not out of pockets
[114:17 - 114:27] Also, we all know wingler who likes marty's out of pockets just saying anyways y'all i'll be right back
[114:27 - 114:33] Plus this will get down to take a break. So i'll be right back
[114:33 - 118:01] So
[118:01 - 118:06] Oh
[118:06 - 118:09] No, I need to find some ammo
[118:09 - 118:15] Hold on geez
[118:15 - 118:23] Okay, don't know how the heck I broke that open but uh, yeah that works oh
[118:23 - 118:26] Thank you ammo
[118:26 - 118:28] We're good
[118:29 - 118:31] Oh
[118:31 - 118:41] Dang I'm walking a level 40, okay
[118:58 - 119:00] Huh
[119:00 - 119:24] All right, I think we're good
[119:24 - 119:32] So
[119:32 - 119:48] Now you're a bleepy idiot
[119:48 - 119:54] So
[120:21 - 120:23] Are you suck
[120:23 - 120:33] So
[120:33 - 120:59] That's way too big of a jump
[120:59 - 121:04] What if we undestroyed that last catapult and threw ourselves over
[121:04 - 121:12] Launching yourself with a catapult sounds cool. So I'm gonna let it go this once
[121:12 - 121:14] Once
[121:14 - 121:33] Made it
[121:33 - 121:35] I'm out here creating jobs, you know
[121:35 - 121:44] All right, who want to die
[121:44 - 122:02] Yo, that may have just been the best line in gaming history
[122:02 - 122:06] Turn that dude into a ship and he says sheep for the slaughter
[122:06 - 122:11] That has to be the best line in gaming history right there, bro
[122:11 - 122:14] That has to be
[122:14 - 122:28] Oh
[122:29 - 122:31] What angrier
[122:31 - 122:40] Bad luck of bad choices dead all the same
[122:40 - 122:52] Oh
[123:19 - 123:21] You asshole
[123:21 - 123:40] Hey snick, what up, dude, what up snick, how you doing, bud?
[123:45 - 123:48] Well, I apologize for a second crack this open
[123:48 - 123:58] Who has a crack my shoulders they crack my iced tea open damn. Oh
[123:58 - 124:08] That's good stuff
[124:08 - 124:12] I'll throw it on
[124:13 - 124:15] I only double
[124:15 - 124:29] Sit y'all ugly
[124:29 - 124:33] Undead-ass down
[124:33 - 124:39] Off with your head
[124:39 - 124:41] Oh
[124:41 - 124:58] All right, who's all right asshole you want to play that game
[124:58 - 125:02] You
[125:02 - 125:20] But not for me
[125:20 - 125:38] Oh
[126:04 - 126:06] Who that was close
[126:32 - 126:39] Bro this game is legitimately fun. Why I can definitely see myself playing this on here a lot
[126:39 - 126:46] Unless you guys get a free walkthrough essentially man
[127:00 - 127:03] I has a literally a free walkthrough basically. Oh
[127:03 - 127:14] Nope this is tiny Tina's wonderland
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