Original upload date: June 1st, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:11] (coughing)
[0:11 - 0:14] (clearing throat)
[0:40 - 0:43] - Hello, burger boy.
[0:43 - 0:54] I know it was you.
[1:09 - 1:12] I know it was you, burger boy.
[1:12 - 1:19] What up, Uncle Jimbo?
[1:19 - 1:38] Burger, burger, burger, what am I gonna do with you?
[1:38 - 1:41] (coughing)
[1:42 - 1:45] Burger, listen, I know it was you
[1:45 - 1:47] that went out there guarding its dog.
[1:47 - 1:53] I know why you did this.
[1:53 - 1:55] I know about the burner phones.
[1:55 - 1:57] I know about the money.
[1:57 - 2:00] I know about everything.
[2:00 - 2:05] 'Cause see, something you didn't count on is this.
[2:08 - 2:12] You see this little USB stick right here?
[2:12 - 2:17] I have all your information on it.
[2:17 - 2:24] Where you live, your address, your phone number, everything.
[2:24 - 2:30] I know what you look like.
[2:30 - 2:33] I know who your family and relatives are.
[2:36 - 2:40] That little bit of info that you see in the description,
[2:40 - 2:45] that's just a little taste of what I have on here.
[2:45 - 2:51] That's just a little taste of the information that I have.
[2:51 - 2:56] See, just like you have your ways of getting info,
[2:56 - 2:58] I have mine.
[3:04 - 3:07] And I'm saying this right now in front of everyone.
[3:07 - 3:09] To you, burger boy.
[3:09 - 3:18] I'm saying this in front of everyone.
[3:18 - 3:23] So, listen close.
[3:23 - 3:31] I will find you.
[3:33 - 3:35] And I will make you pay
[3:35 - 3:40] for a Killing Garnet's dog, Knight.
[3:40 - 3:44] I will avenge Knight's death.
[3:44 - 3:49] I will bring you and Marty and everyone to justice.
[3:49 - 4:01] I will bring you in and I will get justice
[4:01 - 4:03] and I will avenge Knight's death.
[4:04 - 4:08] 'Cause let me tell you, I met that dog,
[4:08 - 4:14] and that dog was one of the sweetest dogs ever.
[4:14 - 4:22] And for you to up and kill Garnet's dog
[4:22 - 4:27] just to get a payback on me,
[4:27 - 4:30] shows how much of a pussy you really are.
[4:30 - 4:35] Garnet is one of my mods on this channel.
[4:35 - 4:50] I know it was you, burger boy.
[4:50 - 4:54] I have audio recording of you.
[4:54 - 4:59] See, one thing I love about Garnet
[4:59 - 5:04] see, one thing you didn't count on burger boy was this.
[5:04 - 5:10] Did you forget the fact that I'm an audio engineer
[5:10 - 5:14] and that I know how to change pitches on voices?
[5:14 - 5:17] (keyboard clicking)
[5:17 - 5:34] Did you forget that I am an audio engineer
[5:34 - 5:37] and that I know how to change audio pitch
[5:37 - 5:39] on any kind of audio track?
[5:42 - 5:47] I have your voice right here on this USB drive.
[5:47 - 5:56] Now we can do this one of two ways, burger boy.
[5:56 - 6:01] We can do this one of two ways
[6:01 - 6:06] 'cause right here on my hands, I hold your future.
[6:09 - 6:14] Yours and Marty's futures is right here in my hands.
[6:14 - 6:21] Right here, I hold the key to either you being free
[6:21 - 6:23] or being locked up.
[6:23 - 6:33] Right here, right here lies your future.
[6:33 - 6:35] Lies your future.
[6:35 - 6:45] Oh, and trust me, I'll be making a video
[6:45 - 6:47] playing the audio track here very soon.
[6:47 - 6:51] I will be uploading a video with the audio track.
[6:51 - 6:53] You can bet your ass on that.
[6:53 - 6:56] (keyboard clicking)
[6:56 - 7:13] Hey, Mikuro, what up?
[7:13 - 7:19] Walking the stream, Mikuro, how are ya?
[7:19 - 7:22] (keyboard clicking)
[7:22 - 7:45] Like I said, burger, I hold the key
[7:45 - 7:49] right here in the palm of my hand.
[7:49 - 7:52] (keyboard clicking)
[7:52 - 7:57] So here's the deal.
[7:57 - 8:01] I'm gonna give you a chance to get your freedom back.
[8:01 - 8:14] I'm gonna give you an option to get your freedom back.
[8:14 - 8:17] (keyboard clicking)
[8:17 - 8:25] You either work for me and help turn Marty in
[8:25 - 8:29] and bust him for all the shit that he's done to me.
[8:29 - 8:33] You can either work for me
[8:33 - 8:39] and help bring Marty and Mass on everybody down.
[8:39 - 8:42] You can either work for me
[8:43 - 8:48] and help bring Marty and Mass on reports down,
[8:48 - 8:54] or I could take this straight to the police
[8:54 - 8:58] in your estate, show them all the proof,
[8:58 - 9:03] have them call Garnet on Discord, talk to her
[9:03 - 9:07] and have them tell her what went on
[9:07 - 9:09] and you'll be turned in for murder.
[9:09 - 9:13] (keyboard clicking)
[9:13 - 9:14] Along with Marty.
[9:14 - 9:18] So what's it gonna be, burger?
[9:18 - 9:22] Are you gonna work for me
[9:22 - 9:25] or do I get to turn this into the police?
[9:25 - 9:33] You either work for me or your fate is sealed by the cops.
[9:33 - 9:40] (keyboard clicking)
[10:05 - 10:10] And no, it's not blackmail, it's revenge.
[10:10 - 10:24] It's called getting payback for somebody killing
[10:24 - 10:27] one of my very, very close friends, dogs,
[10:27 - 10:30] just to give back at me.
[10:30 - 10:33] (keyboard clicking)
[10:33 - 10:49] This isn't blackmail, this is merely me getting justice
[10:56 - 11:01] for my soon to be girlfriend's dog.
[11:01 - 11:22] And juggle on 972.
[11:26 - 11:28] Watch, stay out of it and mind your own business,
[11:28 - 11:30] you pussy-wicked little bitch.
[11:30 - 11:47] And here's the thing, juggle on 972.
[11:47 - 11:54] I have a job, it's called doing YouTube, that's my job.
[11:55 - 11:59] Oh wait, you didn't know that I get paid by YouTube?
[11:59 - 12:01] You didn't know that?
[12:01 - 12:06] Man, you must be behind.
[12:06 - 12:11] Oh well, sucks to be you.
[12:24 - 12:28] Uh, maniac media, I'm sorry to say it,
[12:28 - 12:29] I'm not trying to be rude when I say this,
[12:29 - 12:34] but I do not discuss business on live TV.
[12:34 - 12:41] I don't discuss my payout or my money on stream.
[12:41 - 12:47] I don't do that, 'cause that for me is private.
[12:47 - 12:51] I don't discuss financial stuff on stream.
[12:51 - 12:54] (keyboard clicking)
[12:54 - 12:58] Not just how I work business wise.
[12:58 - 13:03] You know what they say, never mix business with pleasure.
[13:03 - 13:11] You never ever mix business with pleasure.
[13:11 - 13:17] Or as us here in the car scene like to say,
[13:17 - 13:21] and every person in the car scene knows this, even Uncle Jimbo
[13:21 - 13:22] knows this.
[13:22 - 13:29] A driver never reveals what's under his hood.
[13:29 - 13:35] Never reveal what's under your hood to your opponent.
[13:35 - 13:39] 'Cause if you reveal what's under your hood,
[13:39 - 13:41] you've already lost the race.
[13:41 - 13:44] (keyboard clicking)
[13:44 - 14:10] So, what's it gonna be, burger?
[14:11 - 14:12] (keyboard clicking)
[14:12 - 14:17] Are you gonna give up and work for me?
[14:17 - 14:26] Oh, and trust me, burger,
[14:26 - 14:30] if you do try to double cross me, I'll know.
[14:30 - 14:35] I'll know if you try to double cross me.
[14:38 - 14:41] And besides making you work for me,
[14:41 - 14:44] I may end up making you...
[14:44 - 14:46] No, you know what, I think I will.
[14:46 - 14:49] Not only are you going to work for me,
[14:49 - 14:53] you're also going to work for Garnet.
[14:53 - 14:56] (keyboard clicking)
[14:56 - 15:20] You are also going to work for Garnet.
[15:20 - 15:22] You're not just gonna work for me,
[15:23 - 15:26] you're gonna work for Garnet as well.
[15:26 - 15:29] Because if you don't,
[15:29 - 15:34] all it takes is one simple phone call
[15:34 - 15:36] to the police in your area,
[15:36 - 15:41] and me turning this USB stick with the audio evidence,
[15:41 - 15:46] and your info on it,
[15:46 - 15:52] and you'll be locked away probably for a long time.
[15:53 - 15:56] (keyboard clicking)
[15:56 - 16:05] So, take your pig, burger.
[16:05 - 16:07] What's it gonna be?
[16:07 - 16:12] Are you gonna be a good boy and work for me?
[16:12 - 16:17] Are you gonna be a good little boy
[16:17 - 16:20] and work for me and Garnet?
[16:20 - 16:24] Or do I get to take this info here
[16:24 - 16:26] that was provided so graciously to me
[16:26 - 16:29] by a very good friend of mine who is currently in chat?
[16:29 - 16:34] And turn you into the police for murder.
[16:34 - 16:39] What's it gonna be, bro?
[16:39 - 16:46] I hold your life and your future
[16:46 - 16:48] right here on this USB drive.
[16:48 - 16:51] (keyboard clicking)
[16:51 - 16:57] Every little bit of info is right here on this thumb drive.
[16:57 - 17:03] And trust me, if I run out of space on this,
[17:03 - 17:08] if I run out of space on this 32 gig SD,
[17:08 - 17:11] on this 32 gig USB drive,
[17:11 - 17:14] I have four more ready to go at a moment's notice.
[17:14 - 17:22] (keyboard clicking)
[17:22 - 17:27] I have four more 32 gig SD USB drives
[17:27 - 17:34] ready to go at a moment's notice right here.
[17:34 - 17:43] All 32 gig, which is plenty of space
[17:43 - 17:48] for all your info.
[17:49 - 17:52] (keyboard clicking)
[17:52 - 18:03] So trust me, Berger,
[18:03 - 18:09] if you were smart, I'd say it's in your best interest
[18:09 - 18:13] to either turn yourself in
[18:14 - 18:18] or you work for me and work for Garnet
[18:18 - 18:22] and you help us bring down Marty.
[18:22 - 18:38] You help us bring down Marty and Massel reports,
[18:38 - 18:40] you get to keep your freedom.
[18:40 - 18:44] And all of this goes away.
[18:45 - 18:48] (keyboard clicking)
[18:48 - 18:51] You helped me and Garnet bring down Marty.
[18:51 - 18:57] All your info gets wiped off here for clean, for good.
[18:57 - 19:09] So either work for us
[19:09 - 19:13] and you just might earn your freedom
[19:13 - 19:16] and get all your info wiped off here
[19:16 - 19:18] and we let you go scot free.
[19:18 - 19:24] Or like I said, all it will take is one simple phone call
[19:24 - 19:29] to the police in your area and to show your face to them
[19:29 - 19:32] and to show them your channel.
[19:32 - 19:36] And from there, yeah,
[19:36 - 19:40] you'll end up in jail.
[19:41 - 19:43] So take your pick.
[19:43 - 19:46] What's it gonna be, Berger?
[19:46 - 19:52] You gonna cooperate
[19:52 - 19:56] or do I get to turn this into the police?
[19:56 - 20:01] It's your call, man.
[20:01 - 20:06] It's your call, bro.
[20:06 - 20:09] It's your choice.
[20:09 - 20:12] (keyboard clicking)
[20:12 - 20:23] You got sloppy and you messed up.
[20:39 - 20:41] You got sloppy and you fucked up, buddy.
[20:41 - 20:48] I have all your data right here on this little drive.
[20:48 - 20:52] Hmm.
[20:52 - 20:55] I wonder how much I could sell this for on eBay
[20:55 - 20:58] 'cause during the fact it has all your info,
[20:58 - 21:01] I figured at most I could probably get like,
[21:01 - 21:02] I'd say at least a couple grand.
[21:02 - 21:06] (keyboard clicking)
[21:06 - 21:14] Hey yo, Uncle Jimbo.
[21:14 - 21:19] Just a random question for you, dude.
[21:19 - 21:23] Just a straight, random question for you.
[21:23 - 21:28] How would you think this would go for on the dark web?
[21:31 - 21:34] How much do you think Berger Boys Info would go for
[21:34 - 21:37] on the dark web with the right price and the right buyer?
[21:37 - 21:40] (keyboard clicking)
[21:40 - 22:05] I mean, I could go that route
[22:05 - 22:07] and I could sell it on the dark web.
[22:07 - 22:12] I mean, that would pay for my whole studio upgrade
[22:12 - 22:15] and I would still have money left over
[22:15 - 22:17] to help out with rent
[22:17 - 22:22] and I'd be able to start up mine
[22:22 - 22:25] and my friend Tyler's music studio
[22:25 - 22:28] and get him all the gear he needs
[22:28 - 22:31] and help out Boogeyman Clown with his gear
[22:34 - 22:38] and I still have money left over, so I mean, it's tempting.
[22:38 - 22:39] It's very tempting.
[22:39 - 22:49] But
[23:01 - 23:04] I like to watch my praise squirm.
[23:04 - 23:10] I like to watch Berger Boys squirm and squeal.
[23:10 - 23:15] I like to watch him squirm.
[23:15 - 23:30] And trust me, Berger,
[23:31 - 23:32] you will squeal.
[23:32 - 23:39] 'Cause I can say it, Berger.
[23:39 - 23:47] Your whole future
[23:47 - 23:52] right here in the palm of my hands.
[23:59 - 24:02] Your whole future lies right here.
[24:02 - 24:13] Your whole future lies right here, Berger.
[24:13 - 24:17] Look at that.
[24:17 - 24:19] Look at that pretty future, man.
[24:19 - 24:20] Look at that.
[24:20 - 24:25] Oh, nice and shiny and silver and purple.
[24:25 - 24:26] I mean, look at that, man.
[24:26 - 24:28] That's a nice ass future, wouldn't you say?
[24:28 - 24:33] I mean, that's a nice bit of future right there.
[24:33 - 24:39] I mean, look at that.
[24:39 - 24:42] That looks nice, man, and it folds, too.
[24:42 - 24:43] Look at that.
[24:43 - 24:46] How badass is that?
[24:46 - 24:53] Hell, I could throw this on my belt.
[24:53 - 24:55] I could throw this in my pocket.
[24:55 - 24:57] Hell, I can't even throw this around me.
[24:57 - 25:00] I can't even throw this around my fucking necklace
[25:00 - 25:01] right here, y'all.
[25:01 - 25:08] Well, look at that beauty, man.
[25:08 - 25:09] Look at that.
[25:09 - 25:12] That's a nice bit of future right there.
[25:12 - 25:14] So, I'm going to throw this in my pocket.
[25:14 - 25:29] I'm going to throw this in my pocket.
[25:29 - 25:48] And, actually, I know it's not full of chalk form.
[25:48 - 26:04] Like I said, it has all of the burger's info on here.
[26:04 - 26:12] And Marty, I know you paid off a burger, which I don't think I forgot about you, Nicholas.
[26:12 - 26:15] Oh, yeah.
[26:15 - 26:20] I know all about you, fat ass.
[26:20 - 26:24] I know all about you, fat boy.
[26:24 - 26:34] I have all your info, Nick.
[26:34 - 26:47] I've been had all that.
[26:47 - 26:51] So don't think I forgot about you.
[26:51 - 26:55] See, I know why you did this, Marty.
[26:55 - 26:59] I know you paid burger to do this.
[26:59 - 27:04] And you might be thinking, well, how and why?
[27:04 - 27:07] Well the answer is simple.
[27:07 - 27:10] I called the police.
[27:10 - 27:13] They came out here yesterday to talk to me.
[27:13 - 27:16] They called you.
[27:16 - 27:18] Or they had me call you.
[27:18 - 27:21] They left a message for you to leave me alone.
[27:21 - 27:23] And now they give back at me.
[27:23 - 27:28] You did this because you're not allowed to contact me directly anymore.
[27:28 - 27:35] So you figure your best bet was to strike a nerve.
[27:35 - 27:45] And see, instead of running like you thought I would, it only pissed me off and made me
[27:45 - 28:04] want to bring you down even more, Marty.
[28:04 - 28:06] Tick tock, Marty.
[28:06 - 28:08] Your features in this as well.
[28:08 - 28:12] So don't think you're getting off so easy.
[28:12 - 28:36] Don't think you're getting off that easy, Marty.
[28:36 - 28:40] Don't think I don't have your info on here too, Marty, because I do.
[28:40 - 28:44] I know where you live and I'll deal with your ass in my own sweet time.
[28:44 - 28:48] Hell, I may not even have to deal with you.
[28:48 - 28:57] Fucking Ricky might be dealing with your ass, which would be pretty funny.
[28:57 - 29:02] So I got to say, burger, what's it going to be, kiddo?
[29:02 - 29:23] Are you going to help me bring down Marty or do I have to turn you into the police?
[29:23 - 29:38] Cause let me tell you, dude, I have all the time in the world.
[29:38 - 29:46] I have all the time in the world.
[29:46 - 29:54] So either you work for me and Garnet, or I turn you in.
[29:54 - 30:11] Just remember, just remember, I hold your future in my hands.
[30:11 - 30:14] Good luck.
[30:14 - 30:29] Oh, and uh, don't think too hard because, uh, I don't know if you're trying to run.
[30:29 - 30:33] Good luck, burger.
[30:33 - 30:44] Just remember, burger, Tom and Jerry, I'm the cat, you're the mouse.
[30:44 - 30:45] So run while you can.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2916' on August 19th, 2024