2022-5-23 Calm down Hyber aka jabba the hut

[0:00 - 0:26] So I woke up, woke up and let him go and I was getting out of the heat then I get a message
[0:26 - 0:39] with this video responding to my warnings.
[0:39 - 0:44] First off, before I even play the fucking video, the dude already looks like he's out
[0:44 - 0:58] of fucking breath. I'm just saying, but we're about to find out what old tubby boy here has to say.
[0:58 - 1:15] I'm probably ending up laughing, just so y'all know.
[1:15 - 1:34] I'm not gay. Again, I'm not gay and I don't even want to talk into that weirdo loser god guy chuck.
[1:34 - 1:41] Anyway, dude's a fucking weirdo, I don't talk though, but go hang on with your little
[1:42 - 1:48] shitty two dollar t-shirt and your shitty ass looking fuck and dub
[1:48 - 1:56] car and yeah, go on with your shitty fucking response.
[1:56 - 2:10] Both need to lock up in a cage together. I know y'all is a bunch of fucking gay lovers,
[2:10 - 2:15] fuck you. Actually, what is with this guy, man? Like,
[2:15 - 2:21] do you guys seriously think I'm gay or something? Do you guys seriously think I'm gay for real?
[2:21 - 2:23] I ain't gay, brother.
[2:23 - 2:33] Hey, if anybody needs to be locked up in a cage, it sure as fuck ain't me.
[2:36 - 2:41] I think we all know because of somebody with the initials N.D.M.
[2:41 - 2:45] that needs to be locked in a cage and be in Bubba's bitch. Just saying.
[2:45 - 2:54] Ain't one of them. Fuck your feelings, Jaz.
[2:57 - 3:10] Cool. No, I won't fucking back down. Yeah, don't fucking cower or fucking fight.
[3:10 - 3:12] Find me, son. Find me, son.
[3:12 - 3:17] I'm tired. I'm gonna fucking kick your ass.
[3:21 - 3:28] Bro, you couldn't even - Bro, you wouldn't fight me and kick my ass.
[3:28 - 3:36] Bro, look at you. You look like fucking someone. Joe had a kid with a mumaga.
[3:36 - 3:44] Real. You look like someone with Joe and a mumaga had a fucking kid, bro.
[3:48 - 3:52] The only thing you're gonna be fighting is goddamn diarrhea
[3:52 - 3:55] from all the shit you've eaten out of the fridge every fucking night.
[3:55 - 4:03] For real. You've eaten so much greasy food that you're not gonna be eating diarrhea.
[4:03 - 4:05] That's the only thing you're gonna be going hard on.
[4:05 - 4:08] All right, come on, dude.
[4:16 - 4:20] Oh, this is good. I can't.
[4:20 - 4:26] Quit saying fuck you, dude. Because I'm not good, dude.
[4:26 - 4:38] And I'm just saying, though, wasn't the creepy look into the camera?
[4:38 - 4:46] You got this weird "I wanna fuck you and your mother" kind of creepy-ass look. Like, what?
[4:46 - 4:51] Uh. We can burn together, asshole.
[4:51 - 4:57] Oh, yeah?
[4:57 - 5:05] Uh. How? I'm? Not? Okay.
[5:14 - 5:16] I'm tired of playing shit.
[5:16 - 5:22] Hey, y'all hear that honking sound?
[5:22 - 5:25] Sounds like his grandma was calling in from lunch, y'all.
[5:25 - 5:30] And I'm playing what shit?
[5:30 - 5:35] There ain't nothing going on, you fucking...
[5:35 - 5:40] You tele-tele-looking motherfucker. There is nothing on, bro.
[5:41 - 5:45] There he is.
[5:45 - 5:52] Uh. This video is long, dude. I should have done it first when you ever put out the video,
[5:52 - 5:53] but I was in the morning.
[5:53 - 6:02] I think it was a video.
[6:02 - 6:05] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's trying to...
[6:07 - 6:12] Oh, man, his stupidness. You know, he's got stupidness running out his ears
[6:12 - 6:15] and out his mouth and out his nose.
[6:15 - 6:21] You see, all that smoke ain't from what he's smoking on.
[6:21 - 6:26] It's from all that crazy... It's from all that stupid crazy shit going through his head.
[6:26 - 6:34] That's just him trying to process the fact that he's a nobody to me,
[6:34 - 6:37] and I actually have influence, and he ain't got nothing.
[6:37 - 6:46] Like, all that brain power is just so much... It's too much for his little head.
[6:46 - 6:51] So, you know, he's got his ears, and he has the wind down so he can come out proper,
[6:51 - 6:55] and then... So, anyways, that doesn't wind up going out his ears,
[6:55 - 6:57] and winds up coming out his nose and his mouth.
[6:57 - 7:02] So, that's what y'all are seeing. That's just his brain working on an overdrive.
[7:02 - 7:09] That video's re-uploading.
[7:09 - 7:12] Yeah, I'll kick his ass.
[7:12 - 7:16] Yo, kick my ass.
[7:16 - 7:24] Kick a refrigerator ass.
[7:24 - 7:28] All right, bro, what are you gonna do? Say it on me?
[7:30 - 7:31] Are you serious?
[7:31 - 7:37] Dude, you can't even pick up a bag of groceries without getting tired out, son.
[7:37 - 7:44] So, at least you think you can kick one.
[7:44 - 7:50] I swear to God, some people, dude.
[7:50 - 7:54] Anybody wants to give me a ticket to go down there?
[7:58 - 8:01] Okay, now I've kind of got this dude really...
[8:01 - 8:01] He is.
[8:01 - 8:05] You want to kick my ass.
[8:05 - 8:08] But, yeah, you're begging someone else.
[8:08 - 8:11] Bro, you're sitting in a fucking car, and, yeah, you're telling somebody
[8:11 - 8:14] to get you a ticket to come down here to kick my ass.
[8:14 - 8:18] What the fuck?
[8:18 - 8:39] Oh, shit.
[8:39 - 8:41] This guy.
[8:41 - 8:44] Oh, shit.
[8:44 - 8:52] So, this guy is really sitting here right now, saying he's gonna kick my ass.
[8:52 - 8:56] But, yeah, he's sitting in a car.
[8:56 - 8:58] But, yeah, he wants to win the Bible ticket.
[8:58 - 9:06] Oh, God.
[9:06 - 9:13] I'll face off a little cage mat.
[9:13 - 9:16] You know, fuck this guy.
[9:16 - 9:19] One, I'm five foot three, so I ain't no midget.
[9:19 - 9:25] And two, bro, you was two seconds against me in the cage, right, bro?
[9:25 - 9:28] Bro, I would destroy you.
[9:28 - 9:35] Why, straight up, I would beat your ass.
[9:35 - 9:50] Oh, man.
[9:52 - 9:55] Dude, your ass would be like frickin' Chuckledome.
[9:55 - 9:57] My ass would be like Kimbo Slice.
[9:57 - 10:01] One, two, knock out this.
[10:01 - 10:06] Oh, my God.
[10:06 - 10:14] Fuck his feelings.
[10:14 - 10:32] I don't play his threats and shit, but I don't deal with his threats.
[10:32 - 10:33] I don't take his threats lightly.
[10:33 - 10:40] What's the reds, you fucking idiot?
[10:40 - 10:41] They're all threats.
[10:43 - 10:46] There are no threats, you fucking dummy.
[10:46 - 10:51] Man, whoever told you that there were threats going around, man.
[10:51 - 10:55] Shit, they're full of it, first off.
[10:55 - 11:01] Second off, I know you're just doing this for fucking clout.
[11:01 - 11:09] Oh, man.
[11:10 - 11:15] And first off, like I said, bro, you really want to face me that badly.
[11:15 - 11:17] There's no fucking way in hell you're gonna win.
[11:17 - 11:23] You're gonna have to get tired out two seconds, not even two minutes.
[11:23 - 11:26] Not even, I give you 30 seconds before you're tired out
[11:26 - 11:29] and you wind up falling over from heat exhaustion
[11:29 - 11:33] because your ass is so fucking big, you look like Samoa Joe's kid.
[11:33 - 11:35] No, if it's the Samoa Joe.
[11:35 - 11:51] I don't have a better personality than Rax.
[11:51 - 11:52] Takes one to no one.
[11:52 - 11:59] All right, let me just stop right here for a second.
[11:59 - 12:01] Do you hear yourself right now, dude?
[12:04 - 12:07] You have a better personality than me.
[12:07 - 12:10] It takes one to no one.
[12:10 - 12:12] That makes no sense at all, bro.
[12:12 - 12:15] At all, that makes no sense.
[12:15 - 12:21] Takes an ass, no one asshole.
[12:21 - 12:27] And, well, apparently, you're the biggest asshole, ain't you?
[12:27 - 12:30] I bet you and Marty are in bed and I have fucking each other.
[12:33 - 12:34] That's why y'all are butt buddies
[12:34 - 12:37] because y'all be fucking each other every fucking night, bro.
[12:37 - 12:48] So, yeah, I don't want to know what y'all do.
[12:48 - 12:52] All I'm saying is I know y'all are lovers
[12:52 - 12:54] and whatever y'all do is what y'all do.
[12:54 - 12:57] I ain't judging, I ain't.
[12:57 - 13:00] But, dude, keep that shit behind closed doors.
[13:01 - 13:04] Keep that shit behind motherfucking closed doors.
[13:04 - 13:07] No one wants to see that shit.
[13:07 - 13:21] Again, you can't kick my shit.
[13:21 - 13:25] I blame everything wrong on my left on him.
[13:25 - 13:30] Like what?
[13:30 - 13:35] The fact that you're too lazy to get off your fat fucking lazy ass.
[13:35 - 13:38] And, bro, what's with the wannabe Elvis hair, bro?
[13:38 - 13:41] Like what are you trying to, what are you trying to leave?
[13:41 - 13:43] The fat version of Elvis Presley?
[13:43 - 13:46] Like, for real?
[13:46 - 13:50] Go down to your involvement shop, smack whoever gave you
[13:50 - 13:52] that shitty-ass Elvis-looking haircut,
[13:52 - 13:55] and get yourself a real haircut, bro.
[13:59 - 14:06] But, dude, the only thing in your life that you can blame on me
[14:06 - 14:09] is me giving you two seconds of fucking fame.
[14:09 - 14:12] The rest of it, you being lazy, you being a slob,
[14:12 - 14:14] you being a pig and a coward,
[14:14 - 14:21] and you fucking sitting there running your little bitch tits mouth.
[14:21 - 14:23] That's on you, bro.
[14:23 - 14:28] That is straight up on you, man.
[14:28 - 14:35] Like, how the hell you got us out there?
[14:35 - 14:38] Do something wrong in your life and then turn around and blame me.
[14:38 - 14:43] Bro, what?
[14:43 - 14:47] Man, I feel bad for you, kid.
[14:47 - 14:52] Some real shit must have happened and went down.
[14:52 - 14:56] Because, uh, yeah.
[14:56 - 15:00] I'm looking out, you ended up.
[15:00 - 15:02] I mean, what happened?
[15:02 - 15:05] Did your mom and dad not care about you enough?
[15:05 - 15:07] Did people pick on you at school enough
[15:07 - 15:10] to where you just gave up and got fat?
[15:10 - 15:11] Like, what happened?
[15:11 - 15:17] For real?
[15:17 - 15:26] Like, what happened, bro?
[15:26 - 15:30] If you never existed, never made us first rules,
[15:30 - 15:32] I would never find out about it.
[15:32 - 15:37] So, so, right now, it is fucking personal.
[15:37 - 15:46] How is me being a fucking YouTuber and a music artist?
[15:46 - 15:48] How is that personal to you?
[15:48 - 15:54] How is that in any way personal, bro?
[15:54 - 15:54] At all?
[15:55 - 15:56] Name how it's personal.
[15:56 - 15:58] For real.
[15:58 - 16:01] I would love to hear your shitty little excuse
[16:01 - 16:04] of how it's personal, dude.
[16:04 - 16:05] I would love to hear this.
[16:05 - 16:07] I would love to hear it.
[16:07 - 16:14] Because, uh, whatever battles you got in your own life,
[16:14 - 16:15] that ain't on me, brother.
[16:15 - 16:16] That's on you.
[16:21 - 16:25] You're the-- and, bro, you're the-- I'm the one with the--
[16:25 - 16:28] like, what is it you didn't get to do anything with your life?
[16:28 - 16:32] Your shirt is hella too lazy to hit the goddamn dream
[16:32 - 16:34] and hop on the fucking treadmill.
[16:34 - 16:38] And, bro, what's with your fucking double chin you got going on, bro?
[16:38 - 16:41] You hiding the way of fucking Twinkies and Ho-Hos
[16:41 - 16:43] and that fucking double chin, bro?
[16:43 - 16:46] Like, what, you got fucking Twinkies and Ho-Hos
[16:46 - 16:48] hanging all up in there, dude?
[16:48 - 16:50] Like, you're saving them for later?
[16:51 - 16:52] Bro, like, what are you doing with that?
[16:52 - 16:54] Because we all know they're in there.
[16:54 - 16:56] I see that little bit of a double chin
[16:56 - 16:57] from all that food sitting in there.
[16:57 - 17:10] Now I'll run after him, Cruella.
[17:10 - 17:17] What the fuck is going on?
[17:17 - 17:19] Your mom ain't telling you for dinner?
[17:19 - 17:20] Thanks for you telling me to sign for dinner?
[17:20 - 17:29] I'll break down the door.
[17:29 - 17:30] I don't care if I go to jail.
[17:30 - 17:33] Oh, but you will.
[17:33 - 17:39] Bro, they will break down the door
[17:39 - 17:41] so fast on your ass and haul you off, bro.
[17:41 - 17:45] Dude, you want to eat--
[17:45 - 17:50] for a day or even two seconds in prison.
[17:50 - 17:54] Dude, you're going to be the--
[17:54 - 17:56] you don't remember the Shawshank Redemption,
[17:56 - 17:58] that fat dude in the very beginning
[17:58 - 17:59] of the Shawshank Redemption
[17:59 - 18:01] that was crying his eyes out?
[18:01 - 18:02] Sayin' that he's not supposed to--
[18:02 - 18:05] they ain't supposed to be there.
[18:05 - 18:08] That's his motherfucker right here.
[18:08 - 18:09] That's this dude right here.
[18:09 - 18:12] Oh, God.
[18:12 - 18:21] I guarantee you, within 10 minutes
[18:21 - 18:26] of being in there, he'll be like,
[18:26 - 18:28] "Oh, I'm not supposed to be in here.
[18:28 - 18:31] I did nothing, motherfucker, bitch."
[18:31 - 18:35] What? Oh, God.
[18:35 - 18:48] Uh, I guarantee you,
[18:48 - 18:50] 10 minutes in that place,
[18:50 - 18:53] dude, he's going to be someone's bitch
[18:53 - 18:55] real fucking quick.
[18:55 - 18:59] So, yo, it's a hybrid sex.
[18:59 - 19:00] My advice to you, bro,
[19:00 - 19:02] when you do get hauled out the jail
[19:02 - 19:04] after I kick your ass,
[19:05 - 19:06] don't drop the cell, big dude.
[19:06 - 19:08] That's all I'm saying.
[19:08 - 19:10] Don't drop the cell for me.
[19:10 - 19:13] When I'm big, bubba, clapping in the cheeks.
[19:13 - 19:18] I don't care if I go to jail over here.
[19:18 - 19:24] You see, I'm not like Marty.
[19:24 - 19:26] Oh, but you are.
[19:26 - 19:28] Don't care.
[19:28 - 19:33] See, I'm not like Marty.
[19:33 - 19:35] You see, you say you don't care,
[19:35 - 19:37] but we all know you actually do.
[19:37 - 19:40] 'Cause if you didn't care,
[19:40 - 19:44] you'd be on a bus or a train or a plane
[19:44 - 19:46] or however you get down here.
[19:46 - 19:48] Well, point being, you'd already
[19:48 - 19:50] be on your way down here
[19:50 - 19:51] if you truly didn't care.
[19:51 - 19:53] But you're not.
[19:53 - 19:54] You're just up here making
[19:54 - 19:56] another shitty fucking video
[19:56 - 19:57] for whatever reason.
[20:02 - 20:03] His martial arts.
[20:03 - 20:06] Fuck him.
[20:06 - 20:08] I don't care.
[20:08 - 20:11] Again, again, tell the boy I don't care.
[20:11 - 20:16] Again, tell the boy I'm not gay.
[20:16 - 20:17] How many times do I say it?
[20:17 - 20:21] I'm not, here we go, I'm not right.
[20:21 - 20:22] Say it with me.
[20:22 - 20:25] I'm not gay.
[20:25 - 20:32] And honestly, bro, you are very,
[20:32 - 20:33] honestly, bro, like I said,
[20:33 - 20:34] I wouldn't be surprised if you
[20:34 - 20:35] and Marty were fuck buddies.
[20:35 - 20:38] I swear to God, y'all are.
[20:38 - 20:44] Hello, hello, point up right now.
[20:44 - 20:51] And you can show up with Sirex's video.
[20:51 - 20:53] You think I'm crying home to his mom.
[20:53 - 20:55] His dead mom.
[20:55 - 20:56] I don't give a fuck.
[20:56 - 20:58] What kind of retarded bitch
[20:58 - 21:00] dies just baking ramen noodles?
[21:00 - 21:03] Fucking dumb.
[21:03 - 21:03] You.
[21:03 - 21:06] That's why your mom and daddy
[21:06 - 21:08] gotta make the ramen noodles for you.
[21:08 - 21:10] Because you're done.
[21:10 - 21:11] The last time you tried to make ramen noodles,
[21:11 - 21:13] you done tried to burn the damn house down
[21:13 - 21:15] like two different, two or three different times.
[21:15 - 21:17] Actually, I think it was like,
[21:17 - 21:18] it was more like 10.
[21:18 - 21:22] I killed the undershooting by about eight or nine.
[21:22 - 21:24] I'm pretty sure it was 10 times
[21:24 - 21:25] you tried to burn the house down.
[21:25 - 21:28] Because you can't make ramen noodles proper.
[21:29 - 21:32] So you had to have your mom and daddy do it for you
[21:32 - 21:35] because your ass can't even fucking boil water
[21:35 - 21:39] without burning something down.
[21:39 - 21:42] Like whether it be the stove or the wall
[21:42 - 21:43] or what the hell.
[21:43 - 21:45] Honestly, I was surprised
[21:45 - 21:47] you didn't burn yourself down to the ground.
[21:47 - 21:53] Well, yeah, I can see now.
[21:53 - 21:57] Y'all know Seth Rollins' theme song of burn it down.
[21:58 - 22:01] I can see that shit playing in the background
[22:01 - 22:03] while this dude fucking sets himself on fire
[22:03 - 22:06] like a fucking idiot from burning ramen
[22:06 - 22:07] and starting a goddamn stove fire.
[22:07 - 22:09] His ass would be burning alive
[22:09 - 22:11] and all you see is burn it down.
[22:11 - 22:14] Burn up.
[22:14 - 22:20] Oh, man.
[22:20 - 22:26] Think I care?
[22:27 - 22:28] I'm not afraid of him.
[22:28 - 22:30] Yeah, you are.
[22:30 - 22:34] Yeah, he's a fucking pussy.
[22:34 - 22:36] I like getting pussy over there.
[22:36 - 22:46] I get more pussy than you.
[22:46 - 22:56] You're running hands off of bats now?
[22:56 - 22:57] You're doing that shit?
[22:57 - 23:00] Don't be palsy Osborn, bro.
[23:00 - 23:04] Don't be biting the heads off of bats.
[23:04 - 25:01] Let's say this--