2022-5-22 FORTNITE & CHILL

[0:00 - 0:06] The same thing for a hairstyle spray, taking time to stick with syrup, and running your own hair.
[0:06 - 0:14] I'm looking for you, you're doing different things here. I'm gonna get you out of here because you started running on a really catchy ticket.
[0:14 - 0:20] You're doing a bunch of pussies, you're doing a bunch of pussies, you're doing a bunch of niggas.
[0:20 - 0:35] You're doing a bunch of niggas, you're doing a bunch of niggas, you're doing a bunch of niggas.
[0:35 - 1:31] You're doing a bunch of niggas, you're doing a bunch of niggas.
[1:31 - 1:33] You're doing a bunch of niggas.
[1:33 - 1:56] [music]
[1:56 - 1:59] Yo, C.I.A., what's good, bro?
[1:59 - 2:02] Oh, yeah, I'm about to hit this airship.
[2:02 - 2:28] [music]
[2:28 - 2:31] Ooh, got an AR right off the fret, hell yeah.
[2:31 - 4:29] [music]
[4:29 - 4:43] Where are we going here, where are we going?
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[5:06 - 5:14] Hey, 27, that's all right, bro.
[5:14 - 5:17] He's ready up.
[5:17 - 5:24] I was kicking ass this morning, I don't know why all of a sudden I'm sucking now, bro.
[5:24 - 5:43] [music]
[5:43 - 5:57] Oh, here we go.
[5:57 - 6:02] Oh, and just for the record, for the dude that said that Fortnite's for kids,
[6:02 - 6:10] if it was for kids, then why is it that dudes like typical gamer who are fucking pros get paid to play Fortnite?
[6:10 - 6:17] Why is it that guys like certain friends of mine get paid to do this shit?
[6:17 - 6:35] So, I don't want to hear y'all bitching.
[6:35 - 6:56] [music]
[6:56 - 7:00] Now, let's return the lobby.
[7:00 - 7:07] Let's return the lobby right quick.
[7:07 - 7:30] I'm gonna kill you, which is I can start banning trolls.
[7:30 - 7:37] Hey, RuneScape's a fun game, dude. I used to play RuneScape back in the day, man.
[7:37 - 7:42] I'm definitely a RuneScape player, dude. I used to play back in the day.
[7:42 - 7:49] You know, back before party hats, you got easy to freaking get your hands on.
[7:49 - 7:56] Because back in the day, party hats used to be hard to get your hands on back then, for real.
[7:56 - 8:03] And now all of a sudden, they're just like, "Oh, everybody's got a fucking party hat. It's fucking dumb."
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[8:29 - 8:43] I see where this guy is going.
[8:43 - 8:49] Yes, I did, actually, man.
[8:49 - 8:58] What the hell? This thing's really riding around on a fucking warthog, bro. That's dope.
[8:58 - 9:12] Shout-out Master Chief from Halo.
[9:12 - 9:20] Well, now this dude's really carrying twin baseball bats. And now we're here carrying fucking twin knives.
[9:20 - 9:49] I'm going to just chase this dude around and try... Bitch, you know what?
[9:49 - 10:11] Hell, I still have my fucking Pok�mon Crater account. Like, deadass.
[10:11 - 10:38] Kinda kept up with it in about a decade, but I still have my account on Pok�mon Crater.
[10:38 - 10:46] Oh, shit.
[10:46 - 11:03] I'm going to weigh the fuck over here.
[11:03 - 11:29] Got that up.
[11:29 - 11:37] All right, so apparently I can't get it that way, so I'll just make my own way out.
[11:37 - 11:40] I'll just go out this way.
[11:40 - 11:44] Ooh, I see an AR over here, I think.
[11:44 - 11:47] Oh, no, shotgun. I'll take it, though.
[11:47 - 12:01] Fuck it.
[12:01 - 12:16] Ooh, a sniper, baby. Let's go.
[12:16 - 12:45] Oh.
[12:45 - 13:14] I hear him, but I don't see nobody.
[13:14 - 13:32] All right, let's cross the water.
[13:32 - 13:58] So I just do my AR.
[13:58 - 14:20] I'm trying to approach this house very freaking... Ooh, hello.
[14:20 - 14:49] Oh, damn, out of ammo. Oh, shit.
[14:49 - 14:57] He's upstairs.
[14:57 - 15:26] Yeah, he's definitely on the top floor.
[15:26 - 15:44] Oh, that's how you do it.
[15:44 - 16:13] And then, hell yeah. I'll switch off for this.
[16:13 - 16:42] Come on, line him up for me, line him up for me.
[16:42 - 17:11] And then you know where they're going to get a better shot.
[17:11 - 17:36] Oh, damn.
[17:36 - 17:42] Really, I got shot by a fucking UFO, really?
[17:42 - 17:48] Really, a fucking UFO? Wow.
[17:48 - 17:57] I got my ass handed to me by a motherfucking ET, yo.
[17:57 - 18:06] I got shot by a motherfucking ET. Dude, that sucks.
[18:06 - 18:12] Even aliens don't want you. I love that one.
[18:12 - 18:16] I love that one. Even aliens don't want you.
[18:16 - 18:22] That's a good joke. I love that. That's a good one.
[18:22 - 18:29] Even aliens don't want you. That's great.
[18:29 - 18:38] Oh, shit. Someone's got jokes today.
[18:38 - 18:50] I'm glad to see you're finally coming around with the jokes, dude.
[18:50 - 18:53] Ooh, tommy gun.
[18:53 - 19:19] That's a tommy gun.
[19:19 - 19:31] Fuck, I'm jumping right down below me.
[19:31 - 19:43] Where's that airship at? I need to hit that airship again.
[19:43 - 19:58] Ah, right over there.
[19:58 - 20:27] Oh, fuck.
[20:27 - 20:52] Oh, shit.
[20:52 - 21:21] No strength, thank you.
[21:21 - 21:48] Oh, got him.
[21:48 - 22:17] Oh, shit.
[22:17 - 22:30] No, not this time.
[22:30 - 22:35] My chair, 2003, what the fuck?
[22:35 - 22:49] I got my ass kicked by a fucking machete, you little bitch.
[22:49 - 22:54] Whoa, okay, that's new.
[22:54 - 23:04] Dude, I actually got that glider. That's actually a good glider.
[23:04 - 23:31] I got my ass kicked by Uncle Machete.
[23:31 - 23:39] That is getting dumb waiting around, so let's head here and then...
[23:39 - 23:42] This is like the easiest way to do it, to get into a match.
[23:42 - 23:47] Just freakin' leave the game and then go back into it.
[23:47 - 23:53] Make sure we still got on power, hell yeah.
[23:53 - 23:57] What are you getting on power, man?
[23:57 - 24:15] Wait, what the hell do I want 'cause it's new?
[24:16 - 24:42] What the hell are you getting on power?
[24:42 - 25:11] Yo, no shit, the only one can only count to start soon.
[25:11 - 25:37] Oh, we got competitors in here trending.
[25:37 - 25:50] Yo, we gotta check this shit out.
[25:50 - 26:06] Yo, that's sick.
[26:06 - 26:12] Let's get into a parkour and death draw.
[26:12 - 26:18] Oh, that shit.
[26:18 - 26:24] Yeah, fuck that. I already did a death draw earlier.
[26:24 - 26:43] Yeah, let's check this out and see what this is.
[26:43 - 26:46] Let's check this shit out right there.
[26:46 - 27:13] 'Cause I heard some crazy shit about this. Let's hit this up.
[27:13 - 27:16] Man, that's how I'm done, man.
[27:16 - 27:42] This damn listening has got as long as my motherfucking arm, man.
[27:42 - 28:11] Oh, yeah, I'll search that way, I'm gonna do this, man.
[28:11 - 28:40] That is too fished yet.
[28:40 - 28:52] Oh, hold on.
[28:52 - 29:21] Maybe there is a whole new clue up here.
[29:21 - 29:50] Yo, let's go.
[29:50 - 30:13] Yo, where the fuck did everybody go?
[30:13 - 30:19] What else? I already disappeared.
[30:19 - 30:28] What the hell?
[30:28 - 30:33] How the hell did they get over there?
[30:33 - 30:39] Oh, I had no idea I could do this.
[30:39 - 31:08] Ah, crazy one.
[31:08 - 31:37] No, no, no, no.
[31:37 - 32:02] Where is that door? Ah, I know. That's the only way to share it.
[32:02 - 32:10] Where the hell is that door?
[32:10 - 32:36] Is that a door open somewhere?
[32:36 - 32:42] Oh, can't go that way.
[32:42 - 33:11] That is pretty obvious.
[33:11 - 33:40] Oh, no.
[33:40 - 34:09] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[34:09 - 34:38] Damn, how many of these things do I have to freakin' collect?
[34:38 - 34:50] Ah, dude, this is sick.
[34:50 - 34:57] It's almost like air gear, anyway.
[34:57 - 35:11] This is actually sick.
[35:11 - 35:31] Wow, that was interesting.
[35:31 - 36:00] There's actually their belt here.
[36:00 - 36:20] Ah, son of a.
[36:20 - 36:39] Damn.
[36:39 - 36:49] Son of a bitch.
[36:49 - 36:53] I wonder if I can run and jump and make that.
[36:53 - 37:47] Oh, I can't.
[37:47 - 38:16] So the conveyor belt's moving, I'm assuming.
[38:16 - 38:28] Nope.
[38:28 - 38:36] There's a long tunnel down.
[38:36 - 39:05] Huh?
[39:05 - 39:33] All right.
[39:33 - 39:43] You know what?
[39:43 - 39:50] Oh, that's why.
[39:50 - 39:59] Okay, that makes sense.
[39:59 - 40:24] Yeah, it could be fuckin' dull.
[40:24 - 40:39] Yeah, let's not do that again.
[40:39 - 40:59] Ah.
[40:59 - 41:07] Oh, that didn't work out well.
[41:07 - 41:09] What the fuck?
[41:09 - 41:11] That is so weird.
[41:11 - 41:12] What the hell?
[41:12 - 41:36] Dude, that is like the creepiest shit ever.
[41:36 - 41:45] Ah, dude, I should have gone down faster.
[41:45 - 41:49] Next time, go down and don't walk back.
[41:49 - 41:54] Fuck you, you creepy-ass fucking doll.
[41:54 - 42:07] You creepy-ass son of a bitch.
[42:07 - 42:20] You know, where the hell's my partner at?
[42:20 - 42:39] Let's go.
[42:39 - 42:52] Okay, so how does it time this?
[42:52 - 43:21] Fuck you, you're right over there.
[43:21 - 43:22] Fuck you, you little.
[43:22 - 43:27] Why do you look like the fucked up version of the goddamn Cookie Monster?
[43:27 - 43:56] That is fucking trippy.
[43:56 - 44:11] Made it.
[44:11 - 44:17] To a creepy fucking staircase.
[44:17 - 44:33] There's only one option.
[44:33 - 44:58] Uh, creepy-ass dollhouse?
[44:58 - 45:09] Okay, that was interesting.
[45:09 - 45:14] That's kinda like an escape room, okay.
[45:14 - 45:22] Definitely interesting.
[45:22 - 45:26] That was definitely interesting, for sure.
[45:26 - 45:33] Definitely weird.
[45:33 - 45:46] Oh, no, Jackie, put Amy in.
[45:46 - 45:50] Oh, no.
[45:50 - 46:08] That shit was definitely weird.
[46:08 - 46:37] Uh, I highly doubt you were never playing Fortnite.
[46:37 - 46:51] All right, let's get this in the way.
[46:51 - 46:55] See if we can, I want to see if I can at least walk away with at least one win.
[46:55 - 46:59] At least.
[46:59 - 47:05] If I can walk away with even one win, or even close to that, I'll be good.
[47:05 - 47:17] I'll be happy with that.
[47:17 - 47:46] I don't know what I'm in.
[47:46 - 47:50] Let's do this.
[47:50 - 47:57] Oh, great, we got a trigger-heavy asshole over here.
[47:57 - 48:01] Great, we got a fucking trigger-heavy from Double Dragon over here.
[48:01 - 48:30] Fucking popping out shots.
[48:30 - 48:59] Alright, let's do this.
[48:59 - 50:48] Okay, we got a trigger-heavy man.
[50:48 - 50:50] All right.
[50:51 - 50:53] So, we got a trigger-heavy man.
[50:53 - 55:57] Okay, we got a trigger-heavy man.
[55:57 - 56:01] Ooh, I got the infrared scope.
[56:01 - 56:12] Oh!
[56:13 - 61:12] Okay, we got a trigger-heavy man.