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2022-5-20 FH5 EVENT LAB AND CHILL


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on December 9th, 2022
Original upload date: May 20th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:19] [crackling]
[0:19 - 0:33] Wins, good wins, good wins, good you guys.
[0:33 - 1:09] [crackling]
[1:09 - 1:11] Yo Tony at work, what up bruh.
[1:11 - 1:13] [crackling]
[1:13 - 1:27] What is good dude, oh shit.
[1:27 - 1:37] [crackling]
[1:37 - 1:40] Oh damn.
[1:40 - 2:00] I was on full send sideways with that shit.
[2:00 - 2:09] Oh, my bad, that was a treat, my bad.
[2:09 - 2:17] I can pay for the damage, I got 181 grand, I can pay for it.
[2:17 - 2:23] Alright, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna hit up the envelope today guys.
[2:23 - 2:39] And we're gonna see what creative shit y'all come up with.
[2:39 - 3:07] Let's see if we can find one, oh let's see if we can find a parkour one.
[3:07 - 3:12] Not yet, I do plan on getting that though.
[3:12 - 3:20] Ooh, here's one that just featured my interest, called Don't Fall.
[3:20 - 3:37] Okay, this one literally just says Don't Fall, okay.
[3:37 - 3:43] I kind of want to drive the Mercedes AMG1 just so that it's got all wheel drive.
[3:43 - 4:01] And knowing me, I'll probably end up eating this thing off the freaking board, knowing me.
[4:01 - 4:04] Yo, Superbomb.
[4:04 - 4:13] Well, yo GT7 is my shit, but no.
[4:13 - 4:34] This actually force on Horizon 5, dude.
[4:34 - 4:38] I'm about to do this whole and pretty God, I don't fall.
[4:38 - 4:43] Holy shit, why is everyone gonna look at Hot Wheels track?
[4:43 - 4:46] Okay guys, here we go.
[4:46 - 4:58] This whole thing I told you, really, really, really.
[4:58 - 5:04] You had to do that, really, come on, really.
[5:04 - 5:13] So apparently you have to go with this giant freaking tongue-like ramp.
[5:13 - 5:18] I think the force of God is just sticking their tongues out of me, guys.
[5:18 - 5:22] Oh, oh, oh, saved it.
[5:22 - 5:25] No, yes.
[5:25 - 5:28] Shit.
[5:28 - 5:36] Really?
[5:36 - 5:39] How did they expect you to get up there?
[5:39 - 5:49] It's like fucking traffic back up on the side of Mount Everest.
[5:49 - 5:53] It's like freaking Mount Everest.
[5:53 - 6:00] Call it cars and danger.
[6:00 - 6:03] No, no.
[6:03 - 6:05] I can do this, I can do this.
[6:05 - 6:07] Go, go, go.
[6:07 - 6:09] No, no, no, no.
[6:09 - 6:18] Shit.
[6:18 - 6:23] What the hell? I just glitched the board.
[6:23 - 6:26] I legit just glitched the freaking board.
[6:26 - 6:31] What the fuck?
[6:31 - 6:35] I cannot make this up, I just glitched my whole thing.
[6:35 - 6:39] I'll take it, I'll take it.
[6:39 - 6:43] I legit just glitched the freaking board, dude.
[6:43 - 7:02] What? Wow.
[7:02 - 7:08] Yo, I actually have the Logitech G920, actually.
[7:08 - 7:13] I got force feedback on this thing fully all the way up.
[7:13 - 7:29] I can actually feel when the car is jerking and not jerking.
[7:29 - 7:34] No, I'm in the back there, yeah, no shit.
[7:34 - 7:37] I don't know how.
[7:37 - 7:41] We managed to glitch that board, but we did.
[7:41 - 7:44] That was great.
[7:44 - 7:48] Oh, it's who we got for Super 7 this week, hold up.
[7:48 - 7:51] Really? I'm Buick, Regal, Gen X.
[7:51 - 7:55] I got like two of those already, I want me to get a third one.
[7:55 - 8:01] I'll wait till next week.
[8:02 - 8:10] I already got with you, Regal, Gen X.
[8:10 - 8:22] I don't need another third one.
[8:22 - 8:40] I'm going to crack out now.
[8:40 - 8:49] Let's see what we got for Stump Boards.
[8:49 - 8:57] Platforms and obstacles.
[8:57 - 9:02] Why does that sound like that's just going to end up with my intending doom?
[9:02 - 9:15] Why does that have intending doom written all over it?
[9:15 - 9:27] I'm going to end up freaking Christ underneath the weight of my car.
[9:27 - 9:44] Just to make it easy, we're going to use this thing, the RX3.
[9:44 - 9:55] Yo, Ken, what up?
[9:55 - 10:02] Bro, for real, the fake Ken block, for real, bro.
[10:02 - 10:10] For real.
[10:10 - 10:12] Go on, dude.
[10:12 - 10:15] Shout out to the real Ken block, though.
[10:15 - 10:17] I fucked with the real Ken block.
[10:17 - 10:19] It was good, dude.
[10:19 - 10:22] Hey, even the face are a lot up here, man.
[10:22 - 10:24] Y'all are chill.
[10:24 - 10:26] Yeah, this has my...
[10:26 - 10:28] I hear what you're feeling.
[10:28 - 10:35] My freaking spleen is going to end up going out of my mouth by the end of this.
[10:35 - 10:41] Oh, this is going to be sketchy.
[10:41 - 10:50] Way too hard.
[10:50 - 10:58] As we do like 50 million different barrel rolls.
[10:58 - 11:00] No, no.
[11:00 - 11:02] Oh, come on, land it.
[11:02 - 11:07] I think it's on the same tune for drag.
[11:07 - 11:13] All right, we're just going to go back to the beginning, and we're going to do that again.
[11:13 - 11:28] We're going to go back here, and we're going to try that again.
[11:28 - 11:30] Go easy.
[11:30 - 11:32] Thank you.
[11:32 - 11:35] Natural isn't that bad.
[11:35 - 11:45] Oh, are you serious?
[11:45 - 11:48] Oh, hey.
[11:48 - 11:53] I think it is safe to say that this thing does not like me.
[11:53 - 11:57] It just keeps reading me off the freaking board.
[11:57 - 12:06] It apparently does not like me.
[12:06 - 12:09] Oh, no.
[12:09 - 12:17] Go, go, go, go.
[12:17 - 12:25] No, no, thank you.
[12:25 - 12:29] I almost got it right there.
[12:29 - 12:33] Are you serious?
[12:33 - 12:36] God, what is wrong?
[12:36 - 12:40] What do the Forza gods have against me?
[12:40 - 12:42] What the hell do the Forza gods have against me?
[12:42 - 12:44] Why, Forza?
[12:44 - 12:45] Why?
[12:45 - 12:51] What did I ever do to you?
[12:51 - 12:53] What did I ever do to Forza to make this happen?
[12:53 - 13:00] What the fuck?
[13:00 - 13:10] Oh, perfect landing.
[13:10 - 13:28] That was my back.
[13:28 - 13:31] What the...
[13:31 - 13:34] Oh, shit.
[13:34 - 13:36] Fuck it.
[13:36 - 13:42] What the hell?
[13:42 - 13:54] All right, who brought GTA 5 over to Forza?
[13:54 - 14:04] Whose idea was it to bring GTA 5 into Forza?
[14:04 - 14:06] Are you serious?
[14:06 - 14:09] I have to go all the way back here.
[14:09 - 14:14] Just to redo the board again.
[14:14 - 14:18] Oh.
[14:18 - 14:22] Nice line, though.
[14:22 - 14:25] Oh, this is going to suck.
[14:25 - 14:30] This board is going to be the death of me, I swear to God.
[14:30 - 14:33] There we go.
[14:33 - 14:34] No.
[14:34 - 14:36] No, yes.
[14:36 - 14:38] Thank you.
[14:38 - 14:46] All right, now let's approach this slowly and...
[14:46 - 14:48] Forza, I have pending doom.
[14:48 - 14:59] Again.
[14:59 - 15:02] Whoever made this board, you are the devil.
[15:02 - 15:23] Oh, not today, fuckers.
[15:23 - 15:24] Are you...
[15:24 - 15:31] myself?
[15:31 - 15:42] Whoever made this board clearly has pain in mind.
[15:42 - 15:49] Don't know how I landed that, but I'll take it.
[15:49 - 15:52] Dude, this is like the sketchiest board.
[15:52 - 16:09] I am literally going to have to make a cartoon just for this freaking board.
[16:09 - 16:13] So let's go back over here.
[16:13 - 16:34] Let's climb back up on the here.
[16:34 - 16:36] God.
[16:36 - 16:42] Yeah, we're going at the first person this shit.
[16:42 - 16:44] No, no, no, no.
[16:44 - 16:46] Son of a...
[16:46 - 16:47] Why?
[16:47 - 16:48] This is the...
[16:48 - 16:54] Wait, where did I land on?
[16:54 - 16:57] Really?
[16:57 - 17:00] Now apparently my car is trying to freaking climb crates.
[17:00 - 17:08] That's nice.
[17:08 - 17:14] We're going.
[17:14 - 17:37] Oh, no, no, no, no.
[17:37 - 17:39] We're about to restart this board.
[17:39 - 17:42] Oh, my God.
[17:42 - 17:44] This thing is a pain in the ass.
[17:44 - 18:11] Oh, my God.
[18:11 - 18:35] Okay, I can't do that again if I fucking try.
[18:35 - 18:42] That was too close.
[18:42 - 18:44] Are you kidding me?
[18:44 - 18:56] I almost had that.
[18:56 - 19:07] Let's go.
[19:07 - 19:14] All right, it is clear that Forza fucking hates me right now.
[19:14 - 19:17] Really?
[19:17 - 19:39] You're going to leave me with that little bit of space, really?
[19:39 - 19:46] Oh, that was my bad.
[19:46 - 19:54] I know I can do this.
[19:54 - 19:58] No, no.
[19:58 - 20:04] Hey.
[20:04 - 20:08] Couldn't think they'd spend any of my land on that, did you?
[20:08 - 20:11] Screw you, Forza gods.
[20:11 - 20:20] I'm not talking away into that shit.
[20:20 - 20:25] Cute in first gear all the way up.
[20:25 - 20:31] Perfect.
[20:31 - 20:41] Now for this one, I just need to.
[20:41 - 20:44] And go.
[20:44 - 20:47] Oh, ha ha.
[20:47 - 20:49] Finally.
[20:49 - 20:52] Damn.
[20:52 - 20:55] No, no.
[20:55 - 20:58] Really?
[20:58 - 21:04] Literally placed me on top of the.
[21:04 - 21:07] Literally placed me on top of the freaking board.
[21:07 - 21:08] What the hell?
[21:08 - 21:15] They placed me on top of the pipe.
[21:15 - 21:43] All right, now I know. Now I know how great still play feels, man.
[21:43 - 22:08] God, this board is torquered.
[22:08 - 22:14] Oh, really?
[22:14 - 22:27] God, what is this freaking GTA?
[22:27 - 22:38] Of the rainbow color of spinal death.
[22:38 - 22:40] John.
[22:40 - 22:50] OK, now for the corkscrew pain.
[22:50 - 22:55] Dude, how do they expect you to make that?
[22:55 - 23:06] Wow.
[23:06 - 23:14] Let's see if I can find where the board parts that I need to.
[23:14 - 23:19] There's that one.
[23:19 - 23:26] What the hell?
[23:26 - 23:29] Dude, this thing. Oh, my God.
[23:29 - 23:43] This is hard.
[23:43 - 23:49] Oh, shit.
[23:49 - 24:01] I'm going to get this board, I swear to God.
[24:01 - 24:16] And a front flip. Thank you.
[24:16 - 24:25] So down through here.
[24:25 - 24:33] So I can get through the first part now mostly with hardly any trouble.
[24:33 - 24:42] Guys, there's dirt bikes of death there.
[24:42 - 24:46] You know, screw it.
[24:46 - 25:06] We're going to go around this over this thing.
[25:06 - 25:26] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[25:26 - 25:32] I know what's going on. I don't have the freaking great.
[25:32 - 25:38] You know what? This is going to work. We're going to get a different color.
[25:38 - 25:41] How do you know what? I'm going to give that guy credit.
[25:41 - 25:47] That is a very unbeatable board. That thing is, bro.
[25:47 - 26:01] Props for making my worst nightmares in a freaking of that lab board come true.
[26:01 - 26:08] To the guy that made this board, you're the devil.
[26:08 - 26:12] To the guy that made that board, you are the fucking devil.
[26:12 - 26:22] You suck.
[26:22 - 26:27] Oh.
[26:27 - 26:44] Let's go here to my Cohen saying because we're about to hit a joke.
[26:44 - 26:50] No, I didn't want that. I wanted this.
[26:50 - 27:10] Thank you.
[27:10 - 27:39] That was fun to do.
[27:39 - 27:59] Oh, God, you're here on the back of your.
[27:59 - 28:16] To hit this junk for same boys.
[28:16 - 28:23] I hate morning.
[28:23 - 28:26] Oh, yeah, we got this. We totally got this.
[28:26 - 28:31] Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
[28:31 - 28:37] I think I know what the problem is.
[28:37 - 29:06] I knew it.
[29:06 - 29:23] There we go.
[29:23 - 29:52] We totally had that.
[29:52 - 30:21] Oh, to build it.
[30:21 - 30:48] We can now this guy's see what you're breaking to that top two.
[30:48 - 30:51] Oh, this is good. This is good.
[30:51 - 31:01] Oh, yeah, this is looking really good.
[31:01 - 31:08] I always want to hang that freaking like.
[31:08 - 31:13] You know what?
[31:13 - 31:37] Let's do some. I ain't done in a while on here. Just kind of break everything evenly.
[31:37 - 31:48] What class we're running.
[31:48 - 31:50] Please say this one.
[31:50 - 32:19] Fuck. Hey, again, I hate a class, but OK.
[32:19 - 32:34] We won't make this work.
[32:34 - 33:03] Because most of my freaking drift tunes are S1 and S2 class.
[33:03 - 33:32] Oh, OK.
[33:32 - 33:50] Oh,
[33:50 - 34:06] I close.
[34:06 - 34:12] Right.
[34:12 - 34:16] What the hell just happened?
[34:16 - 34:21] Yo, I should just like legitimately shut off.
[34:21 - 34:24] What the hell?
[34:24 - 34:53] Hold on, guys, I got to fix this. This happens for a long time.
[34:53 - 35:07] That was weird.
[35:07 - 35:22] That's not happened to me in a long time. That was weird.
[35:22 - 35:33] All right, so, you know what, guys, I am going to end it right here,
[35:33 - 35:37] and I'm going to start a whole different stream for you guys to make up for this one,
[35:37 - 35:39] because I'm pretty sure this is going to do it again.
[35:39 - 35:41] So I'll get you guys in a bit.
[35:41 - 35:46] I'm going to do some ranked matches on here for you guys.
[35:46 - 35:49] And I'll get you guys in a video.
[35:49 - 35:53] Thanks.
[35:53 - 35:57] Oh, man.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2818' on August 16th, 2024