Original upload date: April 12th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:16] What's up y'all, so I was having a pretty good day and then I seen some shit in our yard,
[0:16 - 0:24] a bunch of bananas. I figured you know maybe someone had dropped them or whatever, but
[0:24 - 0:33] you dumb motherfuckers, you fucking assholes Adler and Marty, you fucking ignorant little
[0:33 - 0:44] fuckbags. I seriously had enough of this, like for real, bananas being written on, really?
[0:44 - 0:57] Is that all you fucking got you chimps? Like the one who chimps out shall eat like one.
[0:57 - 1:06] The mergle you see on, I'm not sure how that what that says, but then you got, huh alright
[1:06 - 1:13] not gonna lie, that was not offensive, that's just dumb, but dude for real, y'all need to
[1:13 - 1:35] quit this crap man, it's fucking dumb. ByboardApe.NFTs, can't tell what that one says. Like for
[1:35 - 1:43] real, this dumb shit, for real, this garbage, are you fucking kidding me bro? This is stupid.
[1:43 - 1:52] I'm gonna tell y'all right the fuck now, I am not Christian, I am not whatever the fuck
[1:52 - 1:58] you dumb asses seem to think that I am, and yes I am doing this so I have it on documentation
[1:58 - 2:06] that you fucking assholes are harassing me. And trust me I'm gonna find out who the fuck
[2:06 - 2:25] y'all are. Like this right here. Larry Von Strex again, now this one's fucked up. Are
[2:25 - 2:31] you fucking kidding me nigga? Now this right here I have to admit is funny, that one's
[2:31 - 2:42] not even offensive, that's just hysterical as fuck. But by Apecoin for real, can you
[2:42 - 2:48] come up with anything more original you fucking idiots? And then this one right here, don't
[2:48 - 2:55] you want to show this over here? For real? For fucking real. Is that the level of stupidness
[2:55 - 3:05] that you're sinking to now? Like is this the level of ignorance that you're sinking
[3:05 - 3:18] to now? Is this really the fucking level that y'all are sinking to? For real. Like
[3:18 - 3:29] are you serious? Is that the level that y'all are fucking sinking to now? Is this ignorant
[3:29 - 3:44] of fuck shit? Matter of fact, let me show you something. Tell all you dumb fucks that
[3:44 - 4:01] are doing shit like this. Y'all see this trash can right here? This bananas right here are
[4:01 - 4:12] your guys's careers. Right here's the trash can. This is your guys's careers. Trash. Garbage.
[4:12 - 4:23] Fucked up. And, oh yeah, retarded. You ain't going nowhere except in the trash. Because
[4:23 - 4:34] that's where your careers are at in the trash. Because you're so fucking dumb. You guys
[4:34 - 4:44] are that fucking ignorant that you really think that you can just walk up and do this
[4:44 - 4:53] shit? Phew. I'm not even offended, bro. I'm just like, it's stupid to me. It's appalling
[4:53 - 5:05] to me that you guys are that fucking ignorant. Like for real, you guys are that fucking dumb.
[5:05 - 5:12] I am not the next fucking Chris Chan. I don't know who the fuck y'all think I am, but I'm
[5:12 - 5:17] a motherfucking music artist. I ain't this fucking Chris Chan dude that y'all are trying
[5:17 - 5:23] to make me out to be. And if you do think I am, well I got news for you. You can kiss
[5:23 - 5:30] my fucking ass, and you can take one of these bananas back, show it off your fucking ass,
[5:30 - 5:35] and go fuck yourself. Because I'm not a Chris Chan. I don't know what the fuck you think
[5:35 - 5:43] you're getting at, but it ain't gonna fucking work, you dumb fucking idiots. So, to whoever
[5:43 - 5:52] threw these at my house, I'll tell you right now, I do have this on documentation on here,
[5:52 - 5:57] and I will be showing this stream to the police, and showing them what kind of fuckbags you
[5:57 - 6:06] guys really are, and the level of harassment that you guys are going to. This is not a
[6:06 - 6:16] fucking joke. This is stupid. Y'all need to grow the fuck up. You guys need to grow the
[6:16 - 6:22] fuck up, and quit your dumb shit. I'm not a Chris Chan. I'm not whoever the fuck you
[6:22 - 6:30] think I am. I am a motherfucking music artist. I run my own business. Okay? I'm a fucking
[6:30 - 6:37] music producer. I'm a sound designer. I'm an audio engineer. Okay? I'm not a Chris
[6:37 - 6:44] Chan. My name is Chance Wilkins, AKA Cyber Hex. I'm the dude that motherfucker runs
[6:44 - 6:51] Axe Kick Productions. I do music production. I do audio engineering. I do soundscape design
[6:51 - 7:00] work. Okay? I'm a fucking music artist, and musician, and music producer. I am not a Chris
[7:00 - 7:06] Chan. I'm not whoever the fuck you're making me out to be. So, to the next motherfucker
[7:06 - 7:11] that does this shit, I guarantee you, I'm going to find out where you live, I'm going
[7:11 - 7:16] to come to your house, and I'm going to beat your goddamn ass. Because I'm tired of this
[7:16 - 7:24] shit. I'm tired of being harassed. My family is tired of being attacked. My family is tired
[7:24 - 7:30] of being harassed. And since the cops won't do shit, I guess I'll fucking do something
[7:30 - 7:37] about it. So, to the next motherfucker that does this shit, I guarantee I'm going to
[7:37 - 7:41] find out where the fuck you live. I'm going to come to your goddamn house, and I'll beat
[7:41 - 7:48] your ass in front of your family and friends. Because this shit is dumb. And it needs to
[7:48 - 7:54] stop. Y'all need to get off of whatever fucking crackhead bullshit you're on, and grow the
[7:54 - 8:01] fuck up. This is in motherfucking high school. This is in fucking kindergarten, bro. Grow
[8:01 - 8:09] the fuck up. You're grown ass adults, or at least your body says you are, but your
[8:09 - 8:16] mind says you're a child. This isn't a motherfucking grade school. This isn't in kindergarten.
[8:16 - 8:25] This isn't in first grade. Grow up, dude. Grow the fuck up. And quit the high school
[8:25 - 8:31] antics. This isn't in kindergarten, motherfuckers. We're all adults here. Start acting like
[8:31 - 8:37] it. Stop acting like a bunch of childish little yay-hoos acting like you're doing,
[8:37 - 8:43] like you're all Billy Big Badass throwing bananas at someone's house. You ain't fucking
[8:43 - 8:56] Billy Badass. You're fucking dumb as shit. So bear in mind, I do have this documented,
[8:56 - 9:08] along with all the shit that Marty's done. So, whoever this Adler dude is, like I said,
[9:08 - 9:12] if I see you doing this shit again around my house, I'll get her fucking to you. I'm
[9:12 - 9:18] gonna follow you to your house. I'm gonna find out where your house is at. I'm gonna
[9:18 - 9:23] follow you there. I'm gonna get out of my goddamn car. I'm gonna drag your ass out
[9:23 - 9:29] of your car and I'll beat your motherfucking ass. Because I ain't playing this game no
[9:29 - 9:35] more, dude. Y'all want to fucking go to my family, do shit to my house, do shit to my
[9:35 - 9:41] family, and threaten my family's lives and my life? Well, guess what? An ass-beatin'
[9:41 - 9:48] is what you're gonna get met with. I'm tired of being harassed by you dumb motherfuckers.
[9:48 - 9:56] Y'all need to grow the fuck up and get a goddamn life. For real. Grow the fuck up and get
[9:56 - 10:01] a goddamn life and quit this childish bullshit. This isn't a motherfucking game. This isn't
[10:01 - 10:09] a hahaha. No. This is real fucking life. I'm not a Christian. I'm not whatever the fuck
[10:09 - 10:15] you think I am. And if you do think I'm that, well, I've got about a thousand other motherfuckers
[10:15 - 10:23] that I'll tell you different. So, y'all dumbasses that think this is a game can go fuck yourselves.
[10:23 - 10:35] 'Cause trust me when I say, I do have some cameras that we'll be watching. I do have
[10:35 - 10:43] security footage that we'll be watching. So, guess what? All I gotta do is run your fucking
[10:43 - 10:50] license plate by the, you know, all I gotta do is run your license plate by the police
[10:50 - 10:57] and all they gotta do is look up your license plate, find out where you live, and guess
[10:57 - 11:06] what? You will be charged with harassment. That is, if I don't beat your fucking ass
[11:06 - 11:15] first. I'm seriously tired of being harassed. I'm tired of being attacked. My family's
[11:15 - 11:21] tired of being attacked. Y'all dumb fucks need to grow the fuck up and quit your fucking
[11:21 - 11:30] bullshit. Okay? I don't have time to waste on ignorant little fuckbags like y'all. I
[11:30 - 11:39] actually have a career. I actually have a job. So, you dumbasses need to get a grip
[11:39 - 11:46] and go fuck yourselves. Okay? Y'all need to quit acting like little fucking dumbass
[11:46 - 11:54] kids. Grow the fuck up and get a fucking life. This shit's out of control and it needs
[11:54 - 12:04] to stop. Oh, just for the record, for all you little haters that are in the comments,
[12:04 - 12:11] I will be going through and I will be putting you guys on a permanent ban list on YouTube
[12:11 - 12:19] within the next 48 hours. So, y'all can say goodbye to this show because this is gonna
[12:19 - 12:26] be your last day on this channel. Or actually, no, you know what? I'm not even gonna ban
[12:26 - 12:34] you. I'm gonna sit there and let you suffer and watch my success. But like I said, to
[12:34 - 12:40] the dumb motherfuckers that did this shit, you guys need to get a fucking grip and grow
[12:40 - 12:49] the fuck up because you're acting like children and it's stupid. I thought y'all were supposed
[12:49 - 12:56] to be grown ass adults. Because y'all sure as fucking acting like grown ass adults,
[12:56 - 13:01] you're acting like little motherfucking kids. And the next motherfucker that I see coming
[13:01 - 13:08] by my house doing this shit, I guarantee you, I'm coming after your goddamn ass. Don't
[13:08 - 13:13] think I won't be out that goddamn door with a baseball bat ready to feature goddamn stolen.
[13:13 - 13:22] Cause I will be. You guys have been harassing my family long enough. You guys have been
[13:22 - 13:28] going after my family for far too long. It's time to fucking end it. So instead of throwing
[13:28 - 13:35] shit at my house, if you want to face me, show the fuck up and we'll settle it. Stop
[13:35 - 13:43] pulling ignorant shit like this. It's stupid and y'all need to grow the fuck up. So fair
[13:43 - 13:48] warning to the next motherfucker that thinks we're going to get smart and do that kind
[13:48 - 13:54] of shit. Don't do it because it's not going to end well for you. You're going to end
[13:54 - 13:59] up in the fucking hospital with a fucking busted out jaw and a busted lip and probably
[13:59 - 14:06] even a broken nose. So if I were you dumb fucks, I wouldn't come around here trying
[14:06 - 14:17] that shit anymore. Cause you will be met with a very gruesome name. I'm not fucking
[14:17 - 14:26] playing. I'm tired of being harassed. My family's tired of being gone after. You guys
[14:26 - 14:35] need to grow the fuck up and quit your bullshit. Cause the next motherfucker to come around
[14:35 - 14:41] my house and do that shit, I will be fucking beating your goddamn ass with a baseball bat.
[14:41 - 14:47] And if you think I'm playing, try me. See if I'm playing when I fucking beat your goddamn
[14:47 - 14:54] skull in with a Louisville slugger. Go ahead and keep playing. So the next motherfucker
[14:54 - 14:59] that does that, I will be beating your ass. Yeah.
[14:59 - 15:01] People keep down here, throw them away.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2724' on August 16th, 2024