Original upload date: March 7th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 1:59] [MUSIC]
[1:59 - 2:01] Yes!
[2:02 - 3:18] [MUSIC]
[3:18 - 3:21] Dude, I am freaking close, y'all.
[3:21 - 3:25] [MUSIC]
[3:25 - 3:27] Don't care.
[3:27 - 3:30] Dude, I am so close to that record.
[3:31 - 3:58] [MUSIC]
[3:59 - 4:01] Not bad.
[4:01 - 4:04] Sorry, whoever is in the stands.
[4:04 - 4:10] Oh, that would have been a grand slam right there.
[4:11 - 5:42] [MUSIC]
[5:42 - 5:46] Yeah, now 200 feet the other way.
[5:47 - 6:04] [MUSIC]
[6:04 - 6:07] This guy is not giving me the shot right here.
[6:08 - 6:19] [MUSIC]
[6:19 - 6:21] There we are.
[6:21 - 6:28] [MUSIC]
[6:28 - 6:30] Watch that son of a bitch.
[6:30 - 6:32] Come on.
[6:33 - 6:41] [MUSIC]
[6:41 - 6:43] I am getting close, y'all.
[6:43 - 6:46] I am getting freaking close.
[6:47 - 7:08] [MUSIC]
[7:08 - 7:10] There we go.
[7:11 - 7:52] [MUSIC]
[7:52 - 7:55] Dude, I am getting dangerous now, man.
[7:55 - 8:24] [MUSIC]
[8:24 - 8:28] Dude, I am getting stupidly dangerous right now.
[8:29 - 9:34] [MUSIC]
[9:34 - 9:36] Not a chance to handle that one, man.
[9:36 - 9:38] That was too low.
[9:38 - 9:43] [MUSIC]
[9:43 - 9:45] Yeah, baby.
[9:46 - 10:00] [MUSIC]
[10:00 - 10:02] You got to see this, right?
[10:02 - 10:05] I am getting dangerously close to that record.
[10:06 - 10:48] [MUSIC]
[10:48 - 10:50] Oh, okay, okay.
[10:50 - 10:56] [MUSIC]
[10:56 - 10:59] Go, go, oh, oh, I am close.
[11:00 - 11:02] I am fucking close.
[11:02 - 11:05] 623, yo.
[11:05 - 11:07] I am right fucking there.
[11:07 - 11:09] Let's go.
[11:09 - 11:12] Oh, second top eyes.
[11:12 - 11:14] Come on, let's crack that.
[11:15 - 11:39] [MUSIC]
[11:39 - 11:43] Dude, if I can keep this up, I am fucking set.
[11:44 - 11:47] [MUSIC]
[11:47 - 11:52] Dude, 623, dude.
[11:52 - 11:54] Holy shit.
[11:54 - 12:05] [MUSIC]
[12:05 - 12:07] Go, go, go.
[12:08 - 12:43] [MUSIC]
[12:43 - 12:59] Go, go, go, go, go.
[13:00 - 13:04] [MUSIC]
[13:04 - 13:06] That's all right.
[13:06 - 13:10] [MUSIC]
[13:10 - 13:13] Yeah, let's turn our feet in the wrong direction.
[13:13 - 13:15] Come on.
[13:15 - 13:21] [MUSIC]
[13:21 - 13:25] Dude, I am fucking close.
[13:25 - 13:27] Come on.
[13:28 - 13:30] I am right fucking there.
[13:30 - 13:32] Come on.
[13:32 - 13:44] [MUSIC]
[13:44 - 13:47] Oh, yeah, now we are talking.
[13:47 - 13:53] [MUSIC]
[13:53 - 13:55] I am close, I can feel it, yo.
[13:56 - 13:59] I am fucking close.
[14:00 - 15:02] [MUSIC]
[15:02 - 15:07] I am so fucking dangerously close right now, it's insane.
[15:07 - 15:10] I am right there, I know I can get this.
[15:10 - 15:14] Oh, come on, I am right there.
[15:15 - 16:02] [MUSIC]
[16:02 - 16:07] Dude, I am so close to cracking that fucking record.
[16:08 - 16:14] [MUSIC]
[16:14 - 16:16] There we go.
[16:17 - 16:42] [MUSIC]
[16:43 - 16:49] I am 74, I am so freaking close, guys.
[16:49 - 16:53] I am going to keep going until I nail this motherfucker, I am right there.
[16:54 - 18:01] [MUSIC]
[18:01 - 18:03] 6'10", baby.
[18:03 - 18:05] [MUSIC]
[18:05 - 18:09] Oh, 6'10", let's go.
[18:10 - 19:07] [MUSIC]
[19:22 - 19:29] 6'03", let's go.
[19:30 - 20:02] [MUSIC]
[20:02 - 20:05] I have no idea, I have got 9 runs.
[20:05 - 20:08] I am so close, you guys.
[20:08 - 20:12] Cross your fingers, let's hope I can nail this motherfucker.
[20:12 - 20:18] [MUSIC]
[20:18 - 20:20] That was shitty.
[20:20 - 20:27] [MUSIC]
[20:28 - 20:30] Oh, there is the sweet spot.
[20:31 - 21:00] [MUSIC]
[21:00 - 21:03] Go, go, go.
[21:03 - 21:26] [MUSIC]
[21:26 - 21:29] Wrong way, that's alright though.
[21:29 - 21:37] [MUSIC]
[21:37 - 21:40] Dude, I am getting dangerous here.
[21:40 - 21:55] [MUSIC]
[21:56 - 21:59] Oh, come on, another fucking curveball thrower.
[22:00 - 22:34] [MUSIC]
[22:34 - 22:37] Come on, give me a fucking straight fastball down the middle.
[22:38 - 24:58] [MUSIC]
[24:58 - 25:01] After this, take a break for a few minutes.
[25:02 - 25:05] After this run, let's see if I can nail this.
[25:05 - 25:10] [MUSIC]
[25:10 - 25:13] After this run, I am definitely taking a break for a few minutes.
[25:14 - 26:42] [MUSIC]
[26:42 - 26:44] Oh, damn.
[26:44 - 26:48] [MUSIC]
[26:48 - 26:50] Alright, let's go.
[26:51 - 26:56] [MUSIC]
[26:56 - 26:58] That's what I'm looking for.
[26:58 - 27:01] Straight down the motherfucking middle.
[27:02 - 27:33] [MUSIC]
[27:33 - 27:35] 6.23.
[27:36 - 29:47] [MUSIC]
[29:47 - 29:51] Dude, 6.23 is my highest.
[29:51 - 29:53] Oh, I'm getting so close, yo.
[29:54 - 29:57] Oh, I can feel, I'm going to get this, I can feel it.
[29:57 - 30:01] I'm right there, one of these times it's going to hit.
[30:02 - 31:20] [MUSIC]
[31:21 - 31:25] That's right, I don't like curve balls much anyway, so that's fine.
[31:25 - 31:30] I like the straight down the plate runs.
[31:30 - 31:41] [MUSIC]
[31:41 - 31:43] Like that.
[31:43 - 31:45] Oh ho.
[31:46 - 32:40] [MUSIC]
[32:40 - 32:43] I'm definitely now going over the fence.
[32:44 - 33:02] [MUSIC]
[33:02 - 33:05] Dude, I am right there.
[33:06 - 33:32] [MUSIC]
[33:32 - 33:34] Oh, I'm out.
[33:35 - 33:37] I'm going to start over.
[33:37 - 33:50] [MUSIC]
[33:50 - 33:57] I'm running over the plate throw, not fast on your hand.
[33:58 - 34:51] [MUSIC]
[34:51 - 34:53] How did I draw on this?
[34:53 - 35:13] [MUSIC]
[35:13 - 35:17] Now that you went into that open door where I lost them.
[35:17 - 35:33] [MUSIC]
[35:33 - 35:35] Let me take a break for a minute, guys.
[35:35 - 35:40] [MUSIC]
[35:40 - 35:47] I'm going to take a break for a second and grab something to get my energy out of.
[35:47 - 37:01] [MUSIC]
[37:02 - 37:24] Get my energy out.
[37:25 - 38:14] [MUSIC]
[38:14 - 38:17] I know I'm just sitting there, guys. Hold on.
[38:17 - 38:20] I need to get my energy out.
[38:21 - 38:54] [MUSIC]
[38:54 - 38:57] There we go. Got an energy boost.
[38:57 - 38:59] Alright, we're good.
[38:59 - 39:07] I'm sorry about that, guys.
[39:08 - 39:15] I got three rice crusties, a Reese's, and some sweet tarts.
[39:15 - 39:18] So I got my energy boost back.
[39:18 - 39:20] Let's do this.
[39:21 - 39:47] [MUSIC]
[39:48 - 39:51] Alright, Farto.
[39:51 - 39:55] [MUSIC]
[39:55 - 39:58] That definitely ain't going far.
[39:58 - 40:40] [MUSIC]
[40:41 - 40:48] That didn't bounce off the pole.
[40:48 - 40:57] [MUSIC]
[40:57 - 41:02] How long was it around here? 40 minutes, damn.
[41:03 - 41:54] [MUSIC]
[41:54 - 41:58] Go, go, go, go. 492.
[41:59 - 44:06] [MUSIC]
[44:06 - 44:14] After collaborating balls for about an hour, you think I'll be tired, but nope, I'm motivated.
[44:15 - 45:15] [MUSIC]
[45:16 - 45:28] Fight that son of a bitch. [MUSIC]
[45:28 - 45:45] Oh, that probably would have been one of them. [MUSIC]
[45:45 - 46:01] [MUSIC]
[46:01 - 46:14] See, I got these ones figured out. [MUSIC]
[46:14 - 46:31] [MUSIC]
[46:31 - 46:39] See, I got these underhanded curve balls figured out now. [MUSIC]
[46:40 - 47:57] [MUSIC]
[47:58 - 48:22] All I need is just one good throw. That's all I ask, just one solid throw. [MUSIC]
[48:23 - 48:34] [MUSIC]
[48:34 - 48:41] Watch out bud, I want to hit you. [MUSIC]
[48:42 - 49:01] [MUSIC]
[49:01 - 49:10] Fuck that, I had that dude last time. Come on. [MUSIC]
[49:11 - 55:25] [MUSIC]
[55:40 - 55:50] Now we're talking. [MUSIC]
[56:05 - 63:22] [MUSIC]
[63:22 - 63:36] So 623 is my highest shot so far, which is not bad. 623 is actually pretty damn close.
[63:37 - 63:44] [MUSIC]
[63:44 - 63:51] Yeah, fuck this guy, no. I'm not doing underhanders. I need straight down the center plate.
[63:51 - 63:54] I need overhand straight pitches.
[63:54 - 63:58] [MUSIC]
[63:58 - 64:03] Like that. Instead of going over there though.
[64:04 - 64:58] [MUSIC]
[64:58 - 65:02] I got to see what within the next few rounds we're going to nail it.
[65:02 - 65:09] And I'm not talking about like this round. I'm talking about like overall.
[65:10 - 65:35] [MUSIC]
[65:36 - 65:43] Come on, give me that overhander. Give me that. Give me the overhand shot.
[65:43 - 66:05] [MUSIC]
[66:05 - 66:06] Beautiful.
[66:06 - 66:21] [MUSIC]
[66:21 - 66:23] That one here was beautiful.
[66:24 - 66:41] [MUSIC]
[66:42 - 66:45] That was a fucking day. Shit.
[66:45 - 67:17] [MUSIC]
[67:17 - 67:21] I've been holding this fucking weed controller for over an hour now.
[67:21 - 67:33] [MUSIC]
[67:33 - 67:40] Fuck your underhand curve balls. Give me a fucking toss right over the fucking center.
[67:40 - 67:50] [MUSIC]
[67:50 - 67:52] Like that motherfucker.
[67:52 - 68:03] [MUSIC]
[68:04 - 68:11] Not bad. That was definitely not bad.
[68:11 - 68:27] [MUSIC]
[68:27 - 68:29] I'm chasing that record man.
[68:30 - 69:02] [MUSIC]
[69:02 - 69:08] Dude I'm chasing this fucking record down. I'm not giving fun. You know what?
[69:08 - 69:15] I am chasing this damn record down. So help me God. I'm going to get this motherfucker.
[69:16 - 69:40] [MUSIC]
[69:41 - 69:46] So help me God. I'm going to get this fucking record one way or a fucking other.
[69:46 - 69:51] I swear to God. Nope. I already know what he's going to do. He's going to do underhand shit.
[69:51 - 69:56] Oh yeah. We still got plenty of battery.
[69:57 - 70:33] [MUSIC]
[70:33 - 70:34] Whoo!
[70:34 - 70:38] [MUSIC]
[70:38 - 70:42] Damn that motherfucker and the next week.
[70:42 - 71:24] [MUSIC]
[71:24 - 71:29] Dude I am so fucking close man. Come on.
[71:30 - 71:41] [MUSIC]
[71:41 - 71:43] Ah weak.
[71:43 - 71:54] [MUSIC]
[71:54 - 71:57] Dude this guy is a weak thrower.
[71:58 - 72:11] [MUSIC]
[72:11 - 72:14] Oi throw this guy fucking sucks.
[72:14 - 72:25] [MUSIC]
[72:26 - 72:28] You know what?
[72:28 - 72:52] [MUSIC]
[72:52 - 72:54] Give me that ball.
[72:55 - 72:56] [MUSIC]
[72:56 - 72:58] And that one too. Thank you.
[72:58 - 73:23] [MUSIC]
[73:24 - 73:25] And that one.
[73:25 - 73:45] [MUSIC]
[73:45 - 73:48] I'm just trying to slam these balls.
[73:49 - 74:47] [MUSIC]
[74:47 - 74:51] I'm going to start smacking the fuck out of these things.
[74:51 - 74:53] No fuck you buddy.
[74:53 - 74:57] [MUSIC]
[74:57 - 75:00] Fuck you and your fucking curve balls.
[75:01 - 75:30] [MUSIC]
[75:30 - 75:33] I'm going to start a quick shot of these things.
[75:33 - 75:55] [MUSIC]
[75:55 - 75:57] Not even.
[75:58 - 76:22] [MUSIC]
[76:23 - 76:24] Go, go.
[76:24 - 76:49] [MUSIC]
[76:50 - 76:52] Now!
[76:52 - 78:57] [MUSIC]
[78:57 - 79:00] I do not care how long this takes, guys.
[79:00 - 79:03] But whenever I nail it, someone clip it.
[79:03 - 79:08] Whenever I do hit that mark, someone fucking clip that shit.
[79:08 - 79:11] [MUSIC]
[79:11 - 79:14] No way I can upload that motherfucker.
[79:15 - 80:28] [MUSIC]
[80:28 - 80:32] I'm telling you guys, I'm right there.
[80:32 - 80:41] [MUSIC]
[80:41 - 80:43] Let's start this over.
[80:44 - 81:17] [MUSIC]
[81:17 - 81:21] And then, when it comes to me drifting, I'm one of the best.
[81:21 - 81:22] Remember that.
[81:23 - 82:14] [MUSIC]
[82:15 - 82:20] To the little trolls, don't think I'm not going to ban you or block you.
[82:20 - 82:24] Now, let me do that right now.
[82:24 - 82:40] [MUSIC]
[82:41 - 82:44] All right, now, I can't do it till it's done, but that's all right, though.
[82:44 - 83:23] [MUSIC]
[83:23 - 83:26] Oh, you almost got hit, bitch.
[83:27 - 83:44] [MUSIC]
[83:44 - 83:49] I guess some of my years of playing baseball with a kid finally comes in handy.
[83:50 - 83:59] [MUSIC]
[83:59 - 84:01] 6.13.
[84:01 - 84:07] [MUSIC]
[84:07 - 84:09] Not even a .300 anymore, it is.
[84:09 - 84:13] [MUSIC]
[84:13 - 84:15] That is definitely in a .300 range.
[84:16 - 84:52] [MUSIC]
[84:52 - 84:53] Time out.
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[85:10 - 85:15] [MUSIC]
[85:15 - 85:16] >> Time out.
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[86:09 - 86:31] [MUSIC]
[86:46 - 86:56] >> All right, y'all. So I couldn't nail it today, but I got closer than anyone to that
[86:56 - 87:04] record with a score of 623 feet, man. That's good enough for me for now, man. Hopefully
[87:04 - 87:11] I'll be able to nail that frickin' record at some point. So yeah, I'm about to take
[87:11 - 87:18] a break, chill, and I will see you guys later on.
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Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2659' on August 16th, 2024
