Original upload date: December 6th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:11] (crackling)
[0:11 - 0:19] Now for those of you wondering, no I'm not freaking out, but I am pissed off.
[0:19 - 0:29] I said this is not me freaking out, this is me getting pissed off for a very good reason.
[0:30 - 0:35] I'm getting pissed off in defense of a friend as well as myself.
[0:35 - 0:52] To y'all motherfuckers that hacked Spooky, y'all need to shut the fuck up because my boy Gar, Spooky, he don't belong to y'all motherfuckers. At all.
[0:52 - 0:58] See, he don't belong to you sons of bitches at all.
[0:58 - 1:07] He don't belong to you and neither do I.
[1:07 - 1:17] Y'all dumb ass trolls need to get a fucking wife, get the fuck off of YouTube and do something with your life.
[1:17 - 1:23] Other than sit here and do this all fucking day trying to piss a motherfucker off.
[1:23 - 1:37] Like seriously, grow the fuck up people. This is 2022, it's about to be 2023 next month.
[1:37 - 1:44] Y'all need to grow the fuck up and start being a bunch of little whining bitches.
[1:44 - 1:53] No one owns anyone, y'all sure as fuck don't own me and you sure as fuck don't own my boy Spooky.
[1:53 - 1:58] So y'all dumb fucks need to stop acting like you do because you don't.
[1:58 - 2:02] You don't own jack shit.
[2:02 - 2:10] Y'all trolls that think you own shit, let me show you something real quick.
[2:11 - 2:19] Let me show y'all trolls something real quick.
[2:19 - 2:29] You see this pink cap right here, this pink cap is the size of half y'all trolls fucking dicks.
[2:29 - 2:37] Y'all trolls, that's the size of your goddamn dicks right there.
[2:37 - 2:49] Right there, that's the size of y'all trolls motherfucking dicks because you ain't got a goddamn fucking life.
[2:49 - 3:05] Y'all dumbasses spend so much time on the fucking internet and running your mouths for what reason?
[3:05 - 3:17] Y'all dumb fucks, you dumbass trolls that think you own shit, you don't own nothing.
[3:17 - 3:27] And to Sir Elvis, no seeds, let me tell you something man, I don't give a fuck if it's mean or not, I'm being fucking honest.
[3:27 - 3:34] And I'm sorry if my honesty hurts you, but sometimes the truth fucking hurts, okay?
[3:35 - 3:52] See, you dumbass new generation trolls are so pissed that motherfuckers like me don't bow down to you that you try to do shit and it's stupid.
[3:54 - 4:04] You dumbass trolls are so pissed off with your own fucking lives because you're too fucking lazy to get off your ass and do something about it.
[4:04 - 4:13] So what do you do? You project onto other people like myself or my voice spooky and try to sit there and act like you own us.
[4:13 - 4:18] Nigga, you don't own shit, you don't own jack shit.
[4:23 - 4:34] All you dumbass trolls own is your fucking tiny ass marker cap sized fucking dick between your goddamn legs, that's all you fucking own.
[4:34 - 4:46] I mean, what are you guys gonna do? Go after me, go after spooky, go ahead, go after me motherfuckers, go right ahead, I don't give a fuck.
[4:48 - 4:56] 'Cause I'm not afraid of your asses, I done proved that one dude, I ain't afraid of you motherfuckers.
[5:05 - 5:18] I ain't afraid of you pussy lint dick motherfuckers, and if you think I am, bring it bitch. Go ahead and fucking try me, I already know y'alls little motherfucking games.
[5:18 - 5:25] I know y'alls fucking games, I got every single one of you dumb fucks figured the fuck out.
[5:26 - 5:36] You think I'm stupid? You think I don't fucking pay attention? Wrong, I do pay attention. Quite well.
[5:36 - 5:47] See, you trolls wanna coat-rod my tails and try to make me out to be this bad guy, y'all wanna make me out to be the next Christian.
[5:48 - 5:59] And so, because you guys failed at making me the next Christian, you guys started going after my friends and my family as a result.
[5:59 - 6:08] Because you wanna make them look bad, but really, you're making yourselves look like a bunch of fucking goddamn retards on the internet.
[6:09 - 6:18] That's all you trolls are, you're a bunch of fat ass, no talent having lazy assholes on the goddamn internet, sparking your mouths.
[6:18 - 6:31] Oh, and by the way, as a heads up to the motherfucker that mentioned my girlfriend to my voice spooky here, don't even think about going near my girl, because you do, I'm finding you and I'm beating your ass.
[6:33 - 6:40] And besides, my girlfriend used to be one of you, and she's not anymore. Trust me, I know.
[6:40 - 6:50] So all you dumb ass trolls that think you're doing this, beating on your damn chest like a fucking monkey, knock it off, dude.
[6:50 - 6:59] Stop beating on your chest like a dumb ass. Stop pumping out your chest and be like, "I troll, I'm fat ass." No the fuck you're not.
[7:00 - 7:07] You're a limb dick, marker size having bitch. Your dick's the size of a fucking marker cat.
[7:07 - 7:17] And you make up for it by doing all this dumb shit, by trying to make yourselves out to be this big damn macho guy.
[7:17 - 7:26] But really, you ain't shit. None of you trolls are ever shit, and you're never gonna be shit.
[7:27 - 7:30] Every single one of you trolls is a failure at life.
[7:30 - 7:39] Every one of you dumb fucking trolls that attack me, that attack my homie, spooky, who's literally like a brother to me,
[7:39 - 7:46] you guys go around and attack my family, and I wouldn't be surprised if y'all tried to attack my girl next.
[7:46 - 7:52] I wouldn't be surprised by that either. But that ain't ever gonna happen, I'm making damn sure of that one.
[7:53 - 7:58] I mean, y'all dumb fucks, you ain't shit. You're nothing.
[7:58 - 8:09] Every single one of you dumb ass trolls that continue to attack me, my family, and my friends, your failures at fucking life.
[8:10 - 8:24] You wanna know how I know your failures at life? Because you sit on the internet all day, watching child porn, making other people out like me to be a pedophile when really, you trolls are the true pedophiles.
[8:24 - 8:37] You trolls are the true fucking pedos here. Not people like me, not people like Christian, but you dumb ass trolls are the real pedophiles.
[8:38 - 8:48] So what are you gonna do, motherfuckers? You gonna send shit to my house? Guess what, when I have the shit y'all send, I make you so.
[8:48 - 8:56] What are you gonna do? Go after my family? Guess what? My family ain't fucking scared of your dumb asses.
[8:56 - 9:04] Hell, y'all saw what happened with that Fred dude that pulled up, his ass got fucking arrested the day he left.
[9:05 - 9:09] The minute he left our house, he got fucking arrested.
[9:09 - 9:14] Okay, so my family clearly ain't fucking afraid of you motherfuckers.
[9:14 - 9:23] And my girl sure is fucking afraid of you motherfuckers either. I've already had this conversation with her. She knows what you guys are about.
[9:24 - 9:43] And she knows that I'm always 110% fucking honest with her. So y'all's little bullshit ass lies, you can shove them up your ass, go down the street to no one gives a fuck avenue, and go fuck yourselves.
[9:44 - 9:55] 'Cause no one's buying your dumb bullshit no more. Your dumb ass trolls are just that, your dumbest fuck.
[9:55 - 9:59] It just ain't nobody got the balls to say it except me.
[9:59 - 10:08] No offense to you, spook. But it seems like I'm the only motherfucker around here that's got the balls to step up and say shit.
[10:08 - 10:31] I mean, for real, you dumb ass trolls think that your words hurt me but they don't.
[10:31 - 10:37] Like your words, they don't do shit.
[10:37 - 10:48] No you don't, MYT. Get the fuck out of here with your little fucking MS Paint contract.
[10:48 - 10:53] We all know that you made that contract on MS Paint, you fucking loser.
[10:53 - 11:06] So take your cute little, take your cute little MS Paint made contract, tear it up, after you print it out, tear it up, put it in a ball,
[11:06 - 11:11] and shove it up your ass, and go fuck yourself, you fucking retard little monkey boy.
[11:11 - 11:16] You really, y'all love to see the things that you own me, don't you?
[11:16 - 11:25] Y'all motherfuckers really love to try to own me, don't you? Well guess what? I'm gonna tell y'all exactly like I told you in the last fucking stream, dude.
[11:26 - 11:35] The only person I answer to that owns me is God himself, AKA the big man upstairs.
[11:35 - 11:38] And there's only four people that I answer to.
[11:38 - 11:45] Question five, God, my mom, my stepdad, and my girlfriend, and myself.
[11:45 - 11:52] Those are the only people I fucking answer to. I don't bow down to you little pussy trolls, I don't.
[11:55 - 11:59] I don't bow down to you dumb wannabe owner motherfuckers.
[11:59 - 12:04] I mean, I have to say, but I think you missed the memo.
[12:04 - 12:08] Alright, if you guys missed the memo, let me fill you in.
[12:08 - 12:14] Slavery was abolished over a hundred years ago, dumbasses.
[12:15 - 12:28] In case you missed it, slavery was abolished over what? And spooky, how long was slavery, how long ago was slavery abolished spook, like a hundred, hundred fifty years ago, somewhere in that range?
[12:28 - 12:35] So dude, slavery ain't around anymore, dumb fucks.
[12:36 - 12:47] Third, third, third, it is physically impossible and illegal to own another human.
[12:47 - 12:54] You cannot own another human motherfucker. Nobody owns me, nobody owns my voice spooky.
[12:54 - 13:02] And y'all better not say y'all own my girl, because if many of y'all say y'all own my girl, I'm swinging on a motherfucker.
[13:02 - 13:05] I'm knocking a motherfucker out for that shit.
[13:06 - 13:09] Don't blame me, fucking test it and find out.
[13:09 - 13:14] And spook knows, man, he knows I'm not afraid to knock a motherfucker out.
[13:14 - 13:19] This motherfucker right here knows I ain't afraid to throw hands.
[13:19 - 13:25] So I guarantee you anybody that tries to go after my girl, your ass is mine.
[13:25 - 13:29] So don't even think about it, because guess what?
[13:30 - 13:34] I actually have law enforcement on my side, motherfuckers.
[13:34 - 13:38] Don't blame me, ask the motherfucker that got arrested.
[13:38 - 13:42] Ask how I got Marty's real name, address, phone number.
[13:42 - 13:48] Ask anybody how I'm getting this info.
[13:48 - 13:54] So, go ahead and type away on your shitty little fucking keyboards.
[13:55 - 13:59] And drink, chug your fucking Mountain Dew and eat your goddamn Doritos.
[13:59 - 14:03] And go ahead and jerk off to that CP, we know you dumb motherfuckers.
[14:03 - 14:05] Watch all goddamn day.
[14:05 - 14:08] Because we all know that's what you love to do.
[14:08 - 14:12] We all know that's what you love to do, motherfucker.
[14:12 - 14:16] Type away on your little keywords, chugging Mountain Dew.
[14:16 - 14:20] And fucking watch your CP all goddamn day, because your board is fucked.
[14:20 - 14:24] And you have a bunch of dumb ass retards with no lies.
[14:25 - 14:27] So fuck you trolls.
[14:27 - 14:34] Now I'm talking about you YT after dark.
[14:34 - 14:55] [Silence]
[14:55 - 14:59] So like I said, y'all motherfuckers can take shots at me all you want.
[14:59 - 15:01] I don't give a fuck.
[15:02 - 15:05] The last fuck I gave, let's say, hang on, let me see here.
[15:05 - 15:08] Let me show y'all my pockets, just so y'all can see.
[15:08 - 15:10] I'm going to show you all this.
[15:10 - 15:13] I have none left. As you can see, I clearly have pockets, right?
[15:13 - 15:15] Let's see.
[15:15 - 15:19] First I'll start off with my shirt, nope.
[15:19 - 15:21] No fucks there to give.
[15:21 - 15:23] Let's see.
[15:28 - 15:32] Nope. No fucks to give here either. I'm a lot of fucks to give.
[15:32 - 15:41] I mean, I'm pretty sure if you motherfuckers went down to Fuck U Avenue and kissed my ass drive, you might fucking find some.
[15:41 - 15:48] You might want to ask the last guy that I gave my last fuck to, you might want to ask him.
[15:48 - 15:50] He could probably help you out.
[15:50 - 15:53] Just saying.
[15:55 - 15:59] The last Fuck U game went out the window a long time ago.
[15:59 - 16:04] So, you might want to ask him.
[16:04 - 16:12] You might want to ask the last dude that I gave a fuck about.
[16:12 - 16:22] Alright, unless you want to be scooping out air, I mean, I have no more fucks to give, see?
[16:23 - 16:26] All out of fucks right there, empty bowl of fucks.
[16:26 - 16:29] Just saying.
[16:29 - 16:32] I got no fucks to have to give.
[16:32 - 16:37] Y'all saw my bowl, I'm out of fucks. Y'all saw my pockets, ain't no fucks there either.
[16:37 - 16:49] So, I don't know what to fucking tell you, but clearly you trolls need to get a fucking hobby and get the fuck off the goddamn internet.
[16:49 - 17:03] Clearly you guys need to get a job, you need to get a hobby, you need to do something, which is funny as hell.
[17:03 - 17:10] Y'all project your own bullshit onto me, which I find funny.
[17:11 - 17:20] I find it funny that you trolls project your insecurities on the people like me that actually have a life.
[17:20 - 17:28] So, I can't help you about your life, you're a grown ass adult, you need to figure that shit out for yourself.
[17:29 - 17:39] Now you dumb asses, better be leaving my friend spooky alone, leaving me alone, and leaving my girlfriend and my family and friends alone.
[17:39 - 17:46] Because if you don't, law enforcement is gonna be on your goddamn asses like white on rice.
[17:46 - 17:51] Don't believe me? Fuck around and find out, bitches.
[17:51 - 17:56] Fuck around and find out, watch how serious I really am.
[17:56 - 17:58] Don't believe me?
[17:58 - 18:01] Try your luck and fuck around and find out motherfuckers.
[18:01 - 18:08] Now if you'll excuse me, I have a friend that I was helping out before you dumbasses ran in your mouth.
[18:08 - 18:12] I actually did have a friend that was helping out with some shit on the internet.
[18:12 - 18:23] So, fuck you trolls, fuck what you think of me, fuck any of you dumbass trolls on the internet, cuz like I said.
[18:23 - 18:34] Y'all trolls, this is y'all's dicks right here, besides my goddamn marker cap.
[18:34 - 18:43] So, you might want to get some Viagra to help that out, you might want to go to your doctor and maybe get a couple things of Viagra.
[18:43 - 18:52] And actually, that way you can actually get it up in the bedroom, and maybe, just maybe once you get it up in the bedroom,
[18:52 - 18:55] just maybe you might have a shot at getting laid.
[18:55 - 19:07] But until you get rid of that fucking marker cap ass dick, y'all, and get some Viagra and actually help it, you ain't getting nowhere, bitch.
[19:07 - 19:15] So, don't have to tell you, man, just saying.
[19:18 - 19:24] Now, with that being said, I've got people to help out, I've got shit I've got to do, fuck you trolls.
[19:24 - 19:30] To everybody else, man, I hope you guys have a good rest of your day, man. I hope you guys have a good day.
[19:30 - 19:35] People like you, it's a matter, I see you in here all the time, bro, you're a fucking OG, man.
[19:35 - 19:44] I hope you have a good day, my dude, spooked. Don't worry about these motherfuckers, ignore them, they're a bunch of posies, ignore their asses.
[19:45 - 19:57] Now, if you're excusing, I have a girlfriend to spend time with, and I have a friend of mine that I need to help out, so, fuck you trolls, and fuck what you're about.
[19:57 - 20:04] Don't like it, sit and rotate, motherfuckers. Peace, faggots.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2845' on August 16th, 2024