Original upload date: December 26th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:27] What's up everybody so we have something to fucking talk about dude I know I said
[0:27 - 0:36] that I was going to end off 2023 on a positive note and I am but I also want to bring out
[0:36 - 0:54] the very real issue that's been looming over my mind for the last six fucking years and
[0:54 - 0:59] that issue has been the cause of everything that I've gone through for the last six fucking
[0:59 - 1:22] years and that person's name is Kendall Smith the person that caused all this shit the reason
[1:22 - 1:29] I got made out to be a pedophile is because of a bitch six years ago by the name of Kendall
[1:29 - 1:40] Smith see Kendall Smith's a bit notorious for outrunning the cops see every time the
[1:40 - 1:48] cops try to arrest her she tries to play oh I'm having this I'm having this oh I'm having
[1:48 - 1:54] a panic attack no the fuck you ain't bitch now you guys want the real truth about how
[1:54 - 2:00] all this started let me take you guys back to the very very beginning so you guys know
[2:00 - 2:07] what really went down that day see I met Kendall through a former mutual friend of
[2:07 - 2:17] ours and me and her became friends for several months and then we decided hey we like where
[2:17 - 2:25] this is going let's take it up a notch and we did and we ended up dating so little did
[2:25 - 2:31] I know that would be the worst mistake of my life that mistake would end me up where
[2:31 - 2:40] I'm at now Kendall tried to sit there and I'm not making this up when I say this I
[2:40 - 2:50] wish I was making it up but I'm not Kendall came out and told me that she was a supposed
[2:50 - 2:59] werewolf and tried to make it look real and me seeing right through it I told her I can't
[2:59 - 3:07] handle this crazy shit I don't need this so me I left her I cut things off with her
[3:07 - 3:14] and I left now I thought that would be the end of it but little did I know that was
[3:14 - 3:22] just the very beginning Kendall decided to go out of her way on Facebook and say that
[3:22 - 3:37] I raped her or that I did shit to her when I never did any of that shit and because
[3:37 - 3:44] she had me blocked I had no choice but to make a video on YouTube confronting her now
[3:44 - 3:53] in comes music biz marty she finds music biz marty on YouTube and decides to make
[3:53 - 4:01] up shit about me saying that I tried to kill her a bit I tried to do this I tried to do
[4:01 - 4:09] that when I never did any of that shit now fast forward to a couple years ago she I
[4:09 - 4:15] just saw proof of this for myself from my good friend boogeyman the clown shout out
[4:15 - 4:21] to my brother Paul I can't even boogeyman the clown what's good brother now I have
[4:21 - 4:31] full-fledged fucking proof that Kendall works with music biz marty to set me up see Kendall's
[4:31 - 4:37] that kind of bitch that thinks oh you ain't gonna do nothing I'm the bad bitch you come
[4:37 - 4:43] here you're getting arrested and blah blah blah I'm a real gangsta I'm a real thug know
[4:43 - 4:50] the fuck you ain't bitch I know real gangstas I'm real thugs and boogeyman the clown's
[4:50 - 4:56] one of them you dumb broad boogeyman the clown's one of those real thugs don't believe
[4:56 - 5:02] me he'll tell you himself trust me I met some of the guys that he rose it and they're
[5:02 - 5:08] good dudes but don't think they ain't afraid to throw down cuz they ain't afraid to throw
[5:08 - 5:14] down I'm no real gangstas and thugs through boogeyman the clown I'm no real gangstas
[5:14 - 5:19] and thugs through my friends I trust you they ain't afraid to throw down you dumb
[5:19 - 5:26] bimbo now you probably ask yourself well what does that have to do with Massel let
[5:26 - 5:32] me tell you what Kendall has to do with her and Marty see Kendall likes to run around
[5:32 - 5:40] and make up lives about people that's what she does she's a compulsive liar now she
[5:40 - 5:47] wanted to get back in me and to ruin my name so what did she do she conspired with music
[5:47 - 6:00] biz Marty and Mass Troll Mafia to make me look like a pedophile and in doing so that
[6:00 - 6:06] ruined almost my entire life which I'm slowly and steadily fighting to get back every day
[6:06 - 6:15] cuz see Kendall's a compulsive liar if you don't lately watch the videos go on YouTube
[6:15 - 6:30] look up the videos and this bitch pretended she was dead this bitch faked her death she
[6:30 - 6:42] faked her death to make me look like shit so Kendall I know you're watching this I'm
[6:42 - 6:48] calling out you Kendall you're the cause of everything that I've been through for
[6:48 - 6:58] this last six years you music biz Marty William Gorehole and Mass Troll Mafia I'm calling
[6:58 - 7:07] you for the fuck out but mostly you Kendall you're the source of all this I'm calling
[7:07 - 7:16] you out bitch I am calling you out you're the cause of this shit that I've been through
[7:16 - 7:25] and I'd say it's time to face the truth Kendall as time you man up and face the goddamn truth
[7:25 - 7:32] and tell people that you're really a compulsive liar piece of shit and let me tell you Kendall
[7:32 - 7:39] normally I would never lay my hands on a woman ever I would never in my whole life lay my
[7:39 - 7:44] hands on a woman but for you Kendall I'd make an exception and knock the fuck out your
[7:44 - 7:52] ass because you deserve an ass whooping you deserve a bitch slap you deserve to get treated
[7:52 - 7:57] like a man and knocked him down on the ground not to mention you want to sit there and
[7:57 - 8:02] fight like a man you want to act like a man well guess what you're gonna get fucked like
[8:02 - 8:08] a man you want to sit there and say oh I could throw like a man then show me what
[8:08 - 8:14] you got bitch show me what you got you want to act like a man you're gonna get knocked
[8:14 - 8:19] the fuck out like a dude you want to act like a dude a man out like a dude you're
[8:19 - 8:29] gonna get knocked out like one and that ain't no threat bitch that's a fucking promise
[8:29 - 8:34] you want to act like a dude you're gonna get fucked up like a dude and quite honestly
[8:34 - 8:48] you fucking deserve it you deserve to get your ass beat like a dude you want to sit
[8:48 - 8:57] there and try to throw hands with somebody and then turn around be like oh I'm a girl
[8:57 - 9:03] no you ain't bitch you want to fucking act like a dude that man else would fight like
[9:03 - 9:11] a dude bitch you want to throw hands let's fucking go you want to act like a tough guy
[9:11 - 9:19] let's fucking go bitch come on you claim you're such a badass let's go candle come
[9:19 - 9:29] on roll up did I guarantee you I'll knock your fucking fake ass out and when I'm done
[9:29 - 9:36] with you I'll let Paul finish your asshole I'll let Paul AKA boo you and the clown finish
[9:36 - 9:47] your asshole and whenever he's done his girlfriend Sarah will finish your ass so come on candle
[9:47 - 9:55] you want to be a tough guy let's go you're real quick to run that mouth bitch you're
[9:55 - 10:01] a real fucking quick to run that mouth of yours see every time you get arrested you
[10:01 - 10:10] play the oh I'm having a panic attack oh I'm having split personality disorder no you
[10:10 - 10:19] ain't bitch you sat there and said that Paul's brother raped you which he never did any
[10:19 - 10:24] of that shit I was on the phone the whole damn time when that happened I was on the
[10:24 - 10:34] phone the whole time when that shit happened his brother not once fucking touched you
[10:34 - 10:40] and then he wants to then say that I raped you bitch if I were to rape you I would have
[10:40 - 10:48] to see you in real life I never saw you outside of Facebook bitch I mean how am I gonna rape
[10:48 - 10:54] somebody through Facebook is that a new thing are we now able to rape motherfuckers through
[10:54 - 11:03] Facebook is that a new thing now hey is raping somebody through Facebook a new thing now
[11:03 - 11:08] please somebody tell me in the comments is raping somebody through Facebook now a thing
[11:08 - 11:17] or something I come on if I were to rape you I would have to meet you and let me be
[11:17 - 11:22] honest with you candle I wouldn't touch your ass with a hundred thousand foot fucking
[11:22 - 11:31] pole if you were the last person on earth give me a bullet I'm ending your ass if you
[11:31 - 11:37] were the last person on earth guess what I fucking kill your ass and make myself the
[11:37 - 11:42] last dude on earth to the least thing I'd be at peace I wouldn't have to deal with
[11:42 - 11:50] your skanky ass you want to sit there and jack your fucking jaw about how tough you
[11:50 - 12:00] are about how big and bad you are you ain't shit like I said candle you got warrants
[12:00 - 12:07] all over the goddamn place and if you guys don't believe me about can if you guys don't
[12:07 - 12:15] believe me about candle look her up this bitch has warrants in several states this bitches
[12:15 - 12:25] ran from the cops tried to run over a police officer with an RV this bitch likes to run
[12:25 - 12:32] around and make up rumors about people that ain't true I want to tell you something this
[12:32 - 12:37] bitch candle is the reason I've been through all this shit for the last six years this
[12:37 - 12:45] bitch is the reason I'm being made out to be the way that I supposedly am but you guys
[12:45 - 12:51] saw during my last livestream you guys saw for yourselves that I'm nothing like what
[12:51 - 12:58] she's made me out to be this morning you guys saw how chill I was just a couple hours
[12:58 - 13:05] ago you guys saw the real me how chill I can be when I'm not being attacked and that
[13:05 - 13:14] means that you saw that's me that's who I really am I'm a genuinely nice person
[13:14 - 13:31] oh believe it or not dude this is calm I'm being calm right now but I am a little bit
[13:31 - 13:37] agitated that nobody's done nothing about this dumb broad who wants to run her fucking
[13:37 - 13:46] mouth I want you guys to know the real truth about why I got put through all this about
[13:46 - 13:52] what started all this cuz nobody has the real truth and I wanted you guys to know the real
[13:52 - 14:02] truth that candle Smith is the cause of all this candle Smith is the reason I got put
[14:02 - 14:08] through all this hell these last six years it's not fair to me it's not fair to my friends
[14:08 - 14:14] or family and it's not fair to you guys that support what I do you guys don't want to see
[14:14 - 14:21] me win and be successful it ain't fair to you guys it especially ain't fair to you
[14:21 - 14:27] guys and to you guys I know it's not my fault I know that what I've been through isn't
[14:27 - 14:33] my fault but I do still want to say that I'm sorry that I'm not been able to be that person
[14:33 - 14:40] that you guys wanted me to be I'm sorry about that I want to be able to be myself and be
[14:40 - 14:45] the person that you guys saw 30 minutes ago I want to be able to be that guy that you
[14:45 - 14:53] guys saw this morning cuz you go back and watch my videos from six years ago I'll be
[14:53 - 15:11] able to tell this shit started complete total difference total fucking difference so candle
[15:11 - 15:19] I'm saying this in front of everyone so the whole world can hear I will not stop harassing
[15:19 - 15:25] you I will continue to expose you for the liar that you are I will continue to attack
[15:25 - 15:33] you and tell you go to jail or someone knocks you the fuck out I will continue to tell the
[15:33 - 15:38] truth about you and what you've done to me what you've done to my brother boogeyman the
[15:38 - 15:44] clown and what you've done to so many other people and how you have victimized them I
[15:44 - 15:51] will continue to expose you for the fraudulent piece of shit that you are I will continue
[15:51 - 15:59] to expose you as the piece of shit attention-seeking narcissistic bitch that you are I will continue
[15:59 - 16:08] to expose you for the liar that you are the world deserves to know the truth candle and
[16:08 - 16:18] you are a lying sack of shit you are a compulsive liar you run from the cops you make up shit
[16:18 - 16:30] to not get arrested how many people have you victimized candle how many me fall a couple
[16:30 - 16:36] of your other actions that's like four people that I can count but how many people need
[16:36 - 16:43] to suffer before you fucking shut the fuck up and stop your fucking bullshit ass lies
[16:43 - 17:03] how many how many candle how many people have to suffer because of your fucking lies and
[17:03 - 17:21] that's why this song right here it's going out to you you dumb bitch wouldn't it be better
[17:21 - 17:26] if a leather holster could lock with limited carry options responsible gun owners know
[17:26 - 17:43] the frustrations that come with carrying a gun
[17:43 - 17:54] you have a daughter somebody that never loves you back you never want to buy it never wants
[17:54 - 17:57] you back don't just leave on the night they watch you back
[17:57 - 18:01] I'm not dealing with shit I'm not dealing with shit you don't deal with mine you in
[18:01 - 18:07] the pockets new contract I'm by the side it's a new diamond try to talk you like a fucking
[18:07 - 18:17] you miss your life you put the stuff in some of the kids I don't trust you in the stomach
[18:17 - 18:23] bitch I'm fucking fucking bitch you want to be a fucking slut you just fucking take your
[18:23 - 18:27] fucking name I don't want to miss cherries on a fucking day don't you feel my hate don't
[18:27 - 18:32] you feel my pain ain't no way you should have been that's okay that whole thing you
[18:32 - 18:37] told me we were meant to be you said you would never leave you would never cheat that's
[18:37 - 18:42] a fucking lie how you gonna tell me that shit when you messing with another guy I
[18:42 - 18:49] don't want to be with you again though and I miss a lesson learn I don't want to love
[18:49 - 18:58] you again though it's a lesson learn I don't want to be with you again though it's a lesson
[18:58 - 19:06] learn I don't never trust you in love it's a lesson learn you need the infection I've
[19:06 - 19:10] been meaning to make I never treated you the best I never treated you great I would never
[19:10 - 19:15] miss a perfect I don't fit overweight it's not a mention I can tell you I'm having a
[19:15 - 19:19] mistake you know how I told you down for you I hear the crowd for you I'm the king
[19:19 - 19:24] of my queen I look out for you this is how I'm fucking a pain I'm fucking proud for
[19:24 - 19:29] you I want you to put it in my hand and pull it down for you you were never with a first
[19:29 - 19:34] man I gave you everything I had you was worth it you just wanted me in my music you said
[19:34 - 19:39] I'm worth it I helped you on the day when you cheated on me I'm worthless yeah and it's
[19:39 - 19:44] the way life goes and even after four years you decided to go I should've been the one
[19:44 - 19:48] that said you're not a brat you are home I get to feel like I'm on the side of the
[19:48 - 19:57] road I don't wanna see you again though it's a lesson learn I would never love you again though
[19:57 - 20:07] it's a lesson learn I don't wanna do it again though it's a lesson learn I would never
[20:07 - 20:17] trust you again though it's a lesson learn you broke my heart you broke my heart you broke my
[20:17 - 20:25] thoughts I don't blame you I don't trust anyone else's lesson learn you broke my heart you broke
[20:25 - 20:33] my trust you broke my heart you broke my heart I don't understand you I don't trust anyone else's
[20:33 - 20:38] lesson learn this one day myself after a young did you be born to see your head put a string in
[20:38 - 20:43] your butt I went to the end of your life I had to say it for fun I paid you for being genuine
[20:43 - 20:48] made me the one you yell someone to the side of yourself you ain't your life oh well when I
[20:48 - 20:53] told you it was a raid I was trying to help but really it was I'm believing on the pain I'm
[20:53 - 21:03] believing by yourself you know I don't wanna see you again though it's a lesson learn I would never
[21:03 - 21:12] love you again though it's a lesson learn I don't wanna do it again though it's a lesson learn
[21:13 - 21:18] I would never trust you again though it's a lesson learn
[21:18 - 21:27] you know can't know you're the fucking reason I got put through all this shit
[21:27 - 21:32] I think it's time the world knows the fucking truth about the piece of shit that you really
[21:32 - 21:42] fucking are because no one deserves what you put me tall or anyone else through bitch you deserve
[21:42 - 21:50] to have your life ended and I don't normally say that but you are fucking as evil as they come
[21:50 - 21:55] you deserve to have your life ended you deserve to be in a prison cell
[21:55 - 22:02] you deserve to sit there and fucking rot in hell for the rest of your miserable fucking life
[22:06 - 22:18] because no one deserves what you put them through no one deserves that shit
[22:19 - 22:20] you
[22:20 - 22:47] now in the content how many of you guys are music artists?
[22:48 - 22:52] how many of you guys in the comments are independent music artists like myself
[22:52 - 22:58] like whether you do it for fun whether you do it for a job
[22:58 - 23:01] how many of you guys are like myself and doing music independently?
[23:01 - 23:15] actually current I do
[23:15 - 23:25] well this one right here is when I told my independent artists out there in the comments
[23:25 - 23:32] man some people go to gold in the sight of the sun and the sparkle that once was
[23:32 - 23:36] gets tarnished in life they forget what they were after they fell off the track
[23:36 - 23:39] and their vision that was different from lost music
[23:39 - 23:50] h actually take place like a bomb just kicked and they were written out chasing after after
[23:50 - 23:56] they had it damn vision takes away like a railroad and it would grip the sucks of life
[23:56 - 24:13] my windows ain't written it won't dive in they face but when I die I'll tell myself who's real
[24:14 - 24:21] they just find my name I ain't no stranger to the rain I put the sunshine in my crib
[24:21 - 24:22] ? We're talking fast, we're talking hard ?
[24:22 - 24:24] ? I'm at it so I'm teaching you ?
[24:24 - 24:25] ? I'm moving to see now that you're the city ?
[24:25 - 24:28] ? But I'm not wrong so I'm stopping at the street ?
[24:28 - 24:29] ? Now you're going to walk on the street ?
[24:29 - 24:31] ? So I'm going to find the night ?
[24:31 - 24:32] ? Now I'm waiting, then you're waiting ?
[24:32 - 24:34] ? 'Cause I'm following the road ?
[24:34 - 24:35] ? And I'm gonna use the chart ?
[24:35 - 24:37] ? I'm gonna send these downtowns ?
[24:37 - 24:38] ? With the little thing that we need ?
[24:38 - 24:40] ? And these three two-by-thons ?
[24:40 - 24:42] ? To the boys while they're talking ?
[24:42 - 24:44] ? Don't ever forget the book like the major ?
[24:44 - 24:45] ? Then you can't touch it and you ain't ?
[24:45 - 24:48] ? Can't find those girls turnin' on the door ?
[24:48 - 24:51] ? 'Cause every night these dudes broke a soul ?
[24:51 - 24:53] ? Check this book and let it hurt ?
[24:53 - 24:55] ? And you start to like to get these signs ?
[24:55 - 24:56] ? Let's get you to think ?
[24:56 - 24:58] ? Let's get you to figure out ?
[24:58 - 25:13] ? Chase 'em while I live ?
[25:13 - 25:15] ? I'm ready to hear myself say ?
[25:15 - 25:17] ? 'Cause the brand new girl been celebrating ?
[25:17 - 25:19] ? Got money in this little thing ?
[25:19 - 25:21] ? I'm gonna make some time to say ?
[25:21 - 25:22] ? 'Cause she's done and she's doin' nothing ?
[25:22 - 25:24] ? She's been talking about friends ?
[25:24 - 25:25] ? And she's broken up and she ain't ?
[25:25 - 25:28] ? She's got the piano, and she's on the floor ?
[25:28 - 25:30] ? I'm Jackie and my dad's a better friend ?
[25:30 - 25:31] ? And I'm like, "What's up, lady?" ?
[25:31 - 25:33] ? I'm your baby, she looks better ?
[25:33 - 25:35] ? Just a poor boy, a grandpa, and a girl ?
[25:35 - 25:36] ? And her eyes break down to me ?
[25:36 - 25:38] ? And that's why I got to sit in front of the door ?
[25:38 - 25:40] ? And don't let the girls sit and see me ?
[25:40 - 26:15] (singing in a foreign language)
[26:40 - 26:43] Oh, for those that don't think I could stare like that dude
[26:43 - 26:45] that was in the comments,
[26:45 - 26:48] so they're saying I don't do music in the snare.
[26:48 - 26:51] I got something for ya.
[26:51 - 26:58] I got something for ya's.
[26:58 - 27:13] (banging)
[27:13 - 27:19] Up in the air, over which babies count to six?
[27:19 - 27:22] Decide with nerd wallet side by side comparisons.
[27:22 - 27:24] (banging)
[27:24 - 27:27] (soft music)
[27:27 - 27:31] (singing in a foreign language)
[27:31 - 27:33] (banging)
[27:33 - 30:57] (singing in a foreign language)
[30:57 - 30:58] See, here's the thing, man.
[30:58 - 31:00] Y'all just wanna sit there and talk.
[31:00 - 31:02] I know I'm not muted.
[31:02 - 31:05] I know I ain't fucking muted.
[31:05 - 31:09] So y'all can sit there and shut the fuck up
[31:09 - 31:10] with that garbage, man.
[31:10 - 31:13] 'Cause I ain't fucking muted, bitch, so fuck you.
[31:13 - 31:21] Go ahead and report me, bitch.
[31:21 - 31:23] I'll be right back tomorrow next day, don't fuck.
[31:24 - 31:25] Not hard to do.
[31:25 - 31:31] So go ahead, fucking retard, mongolated little bitch.
[31:31 - 31:33] Go ahead, I'll be right back tomorrow.
[31:33 - 31:35] Everyone knows it, so you may as well sit down
[31:35 - 31:39] and shut the fuck up, you dumbass.
[31:52 - 31:55] But no, in all seriousness though, man,
[31:55 - 31:58] candle, you ain't nothing but a bitch.
[31:58 - 32:01] And now you guys know the fuck's truth
[32:01 - 32:03] about what that little pump bag did.
[32:03 - 32:07] That little bitch is the reason
[32:07 - 32:10] I got put in the position that I'm in.
[32:10 - 32:13] And like I said, I'm not mad, I'm not angry,
[32:13 - 32:15] I'm not raging out.
[32:15 - 32:17] But I ain't fucking annoyed that nobody done shit
[32:17 - 32:20] about anything of this shit, man.
[32:20 - 32:22] This shit should have been dealt with years ago.
[32:22 - 32:29] Yo, Keith Moonrock, what up, bro?
[32:29 - 32:31] I appreciate that, man.
[32:31 - 32:34] I said, I'm not mad, I'm not raging,
[32:34 - 32:37] but I am fucking annoyed that ain't nobody done shit
[32:37 - 32:40] about this bitch candle, who's literally responsible
[32:40 - 32:43] for several lives being ruined,
[32:43 - 32:45] including mine, my brother Paul,
[32:45 - 32:47] and several other people.
[32:48 - 32:50] It ain't fair to them, it ain't fair to me,
[32:50 - 32:51] and it ain't fair to my real fans
[32:51 - 32:53] that wanna see me win.
[32:53 - 33:07] What the hell is there?
[33:07 - 33:15] And that had it, that's none of your damn business, bitch,
[33:15 - 33:16] so fuck you.
[33:16 - 33:17] Fuck you.
[33:17 - 33:40] Now, I have a question for everyone here.
[33:40 - 33:46] Who's ready to listen to something?
[33:46 - 33:49] Who's ready to get down with some fucking heavy metal, man?
[33:49 - 33:54] Who's ready for some heavy fucking metal, bro?
[33:54 - 34:13] I'll take all those no's as a yes.
[34:13 - 34:18] So with that being said, let me do some.
[34:18 - 34:25] No, with that being said, let me do some right quick.
[34:25 - 34:30] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[34:30 - 34:32] (sighs)
[34:32 - 34:34] (clicking)
[35:00 - 35:04] ? When you ?
[35:04 - 35:07] (piano music)
[35:07 - 35:25] Here's the thing, bro.
[35:25 - 35:29] Just sit out and struggle with it, you know.
[35:29 - 35:32] (piano music)
[35:32 - 35:38] ? Yeah ?
[35:38 - 35:41] (piano music)
[35:41 - 35:46] ? I'm going, going, going, going ?
[35:46 - 35:50] ? Going, going, going, going, going ?
[35:50 - 35:52] (piano music)
[35:52 - 35:57] ? Going, going, going, going, going, going ?
[35:57 - 36:05] (piano music)
[36:05 - 36:10] ? Going, going, going, going, going, going ?
[36:10 - 36:15] ? I need this, I need this, I need this ?
[36:15 - 36:31] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[36:32 - 36:37] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[36:37 - 36:43] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[36:43 - 36:53] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[36:53 - 36:57] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[36:57 - 37:36] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[37:36 - 37:41] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[37:41 - 38:03] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[38:03 - 38:25] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[38:25 - 38:30] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[38:30 - 38:34] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[38:34 - 38:44] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[38:45 - 39:00] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[39:00 - 39:05] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[39:10 - 39:15] ? I know I ain't ?
[39:15 - 39:18] ? I know I ain't done this in a long fucking time ?
[39:18 - 39:22] ? But fuck it, man ?
[39:22 - 39:27] ? It's fucking hot, bro ?
[39:27 - 39:40] ? Fuck it ?
[40:05 - 40:54] ? I don't want to be, I don't want to be ?
[40:54 - 40:57] Hold on, y'all, we're on back.
[40:57 - 41:00] I will restart this, don't worry.
[41:01 - 41:04] We've reached that moment in the environment.
[41:04 - 41:07] Can you talk around?
[41:07 - 41:19] It's really light up when you get to the top.
[41:19 - 41:36] So, yeah, boys got something brand fucking new, y'all.
[41:36 - 41:39] I didn't even realize this, man, I was looking for this.
[41:39 - 41:43] And, yeah, boys got something brand fucking new, y'all.
[41:43 - 41:46] And, yeah, boys got something new, man.
[41:46 - 41:53] Let's pause this show for a second, shall we?
[41:53 - 42:05] Yeah, boys got the brand new fucking smartwatch, so let's go.
[42:05 - 42:09] And, yes, I ordered this with my own fucking money.
[42:10 - 42:13] Uh, if I can get this bitch open.
[42:13 - 42:29] Come on, asshole, stop open.
[42:29 - 42:31] All right, fuck it, I'll deal with it later.
[42:31 - 42:36] Fuck it.
[42:36 - 42:43] No, fuck it, let's start.
[42:43 - 42:46] The choice is I'll be just pizza from Little Caesars.
[42:46 - 42:48] I'll serve my hands to fitness.
[42:49 - 42:51] [ambient music]
[42:51 - 43:17] Where's all my fucking metal, man?
[43:17 - 48:38] [ambient music]
[48:38 - 48:40] You guys ready?
[48:40 - 49:02] [ambient music]
[49:10 - 52:52] [MUSIC]
[52:52 - 53:08] A lot stronger than I was, motherfucker.
[53:08 - 53:10] A lot stronger.
[53:10 - 53:14] I bet you ain't got the core strength that I got, dude.
[53:14 - 53:16] Matter of fact, I know you don't.
[53:16 - 53:19] Let me show y'all some, man.
[53:19 - 53:32] Y'all see that bird right there?
[53:33 - 53:43] [MUSIC]
[53:43 - 53:55] You guys see my bed right here, right?
[53:55 - 53:58] Let's move all this shit back.
[53:58 - 54:02] You guys see what real core strength is, boys.
[54:02 - 54:13] Actually, hold on.
[54:13 - 54:16] Let's do it to where y'all can actually see here.
[54:26 - 54:29] I just don't know why you keep this thing in balance,
[54:29 - 54:31] because it's not in balance here.
[54:31 - 54:32] You know what?
[54:32 - 54:33] Let's see why this.
[54:33 - 54:39] Make sure y'all see.
[54:39 - 54:40] Oh, yeah.
[54:40 - 54:41] You can see.
[54:41 - 54:52] Oh, well.
[54:52 - 55:06] [MUSIC]
[55:06 - 55:09] Let's see you motherfuckers do that.
[55:09 - 55:11] That's real core strength,
[55:11 - 55:14] and that's with me being elevated like that.
[55:14 - 55:17] You ain't got that kind of core strength, bro.
[55:17 - 55:21] Like I said, you motherfuckers ain't in shape like that.
[55:22 - 55:25] You motherfuckers that run your mouths on the Internet,
[55:25 - 55:28] you don't work out the way that I do.
[55:28 - 55:30] You don't.
[55:30 - 55:36] Hell, half you motherfuckers are probably lazy old men sitting behind your screens.
[55:36 - 55:41] Man, I know a lot of you guys are.
[55:41 - 55:44] A lot of you guys that sit there and run your mouths,
[55:44 - 55:47] you're just old men sitting behind your screens.
[55:47 - 55:52] Me, I stay in shape, I take care of myself.
[55:52 - 55:55] Now, with that being said, guys,
[55:55 - 55:58] I have a package to open.
[55:58 - 56:03] I got to get this shit set up, so I'll catch you guys later on.
[56:03 - 56:05] Remember, guys,
[56:05 - 56:08] friends don't let friends become Marty's.
[56:08 - 56:11] Or candles.
[56:11 - 56:14] Remember, guys, friends don't let friends become candles.
[56:14 - 56:18] Marty's glory holds our national mafias.
[56:18 - 56:21] Peace.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '2165' on August 16th, 2024