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2022-11-14 WHY AND HOW I AM UNTOUCHABLE!!!!!


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on November 15th, 2022
Original upload date: November 14th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:14] I love my job y'all. I really do. I love what I do.
[0:14 - 0:36] What the fuck is up YouTube? What the fuck is up everybody?
[0:36 - 0:40] How is everybody doing today?
[0:40 - 0:52] What up? Joseph Johnson, what up? How you doing man?
[0:52 - 1:00] You know today I've been doing a lot of thinking and a lot of working and well a lot of thinking
[1:00 - 1:13] and I'm in one of those moods where I want to fuck someone's world up.
[1:13 - 1:26] And that person on the list is none other than Kate Peters aka Masshole Troll Mafia
[1:26 - 1:45] along with MusicBitchFaceMarty and along with Marty's little personal William the Gloryhole.
[1:45 - 1:58] See funny thing about you Kate is this, what your bitch ass don't realize is this, I'm
[1:58 - 2:06] untouchable and you want to know how? You want to know how I'm untouchable? It's quite
[2:06 - 2:15] simple. See you run your little bitch mouth and claim that you're not about making money
[2:15 - 2:22] off of people but we all know that's a baldface lie first off, second off you think that
[2:22 - 2:32] you can touch me? You think that you can touch me? See there's one thing you need
[2:32 - 2:41] to learn about me little Katie, little Miss Caitlyn Jenner. There's one little thing
[2:41 - 2:51] that you need to learn about me Caitlyn Jenner or should I say Kate Peters, my bad, is this.
[2:51 - 2:58] You take me down to a low level, I go lower. You take me down to an even lower level than
[2:58 - 3:06] that, guess what? I get comfortable on those levels. Any level you take me down to bitch,
[3:06 - 3:15] I make my mother fucking home. I'm comfortable on the low levels that you take me down to.
[3:15 - 3:20] So you can talk all this shit about me all you want, I get comfortable with that shit
[3:20 - 3:29] and I adapt. Because unlike you Kate, I'm adaptable. I adapt to my surroundings. I adapt
[3:29 - 3:45] to everything around me without failure and without even thinking. As for you Glory Hole,
[3:45 - 3:51] I know why you do what you do. Let me tell you bro, you need to sort out your goddamn
[3:51 - 4:00] priorities bro. You need to sort out your goddamn priorities. Oh and one little heads
[4:00 - 4:06] up to Chilly. Not knocking you Chilly. I'm not knocking you at all bro because you are
[4:06 - 4:12] helping me out and I do appreciate the help dude. I truly do appreciate it. But just
[4:12 - 4:18] some word of advice for you Chilly. Next time you go picking up a fight with somebody,
[4:18 - 4:23] make sure that it ain't somebody that's actually got a fucking pistol on hand bro. Just saying.
[4:23 - 4:29] Take your battles better my friend. Before you go pick up a fight with somebody, pick
[4:29 - 4:40] a fight with somebody that doesn't have a weapon on hand. Just saying. Because if you
[4:40 - 4:44] take somebody that's got a weapon on hand, it's not going to end well for you dude.
[4:44 - 5:06] Just saying. And don't get me wrong, I appreciate Chilly for what he's doing. I do. I appreciate
[5:06 - 5:11] Chilly for the fact that he's actually going out of his way to help me out. I appreciate
[5:11 - 5:17] that. I do. And to Chilly, I thank you for that my friend. But just like I said, just
[5:17 - 5:22] a little word of advice for you my friend. Pick your battles a little bit better dude.
[5:22 - 5:32] Just saying. Oh and to Marty. Yeah, you're nothing but a fat fucking loser. I mean we
[5:32 - 5:39] all know how you fucked me over bro. Let's be honest Marty, you fucked me over the other
[5:39 - 5:44] day. You scammed me out of a hundred bucks. We all know that you're making that money.
[5:44 - 5:48] We all know you're making that bank off of donations. Let's be honest Marty, that's
[5:48 - 5:55] where your money comes from. Your money ain't coming from your videos or this or that.
[5:55 - 6:01] Nah, it's coming from your fucking bullshit ass donations. That's where it all comes
[6:01 - 6:08] from. Your shitty little fan base is where you make your money. Your donations is where
[6:08 - 6:14] you make your bank bro. We all know that you ain't making a single dime off your motherfucking
[6:14 - 6:31] videos bro. We all know. We know the truth Marty. Your videos ain't making shit. Now
[6:31 - 6:39] your donations, that's where your money's at bro. Oh and Kate, before you try to go
[6:39 - 6:48] to war with me bitch, next time pick somebody that isn't untouchable and that isn't comfortable
[6:48 - 6:55] with being where they're at. See that's the difference between me and you Katie is this.
[6:55 - 7:04] Everybody tries to tear me down. I get comfortable in that position and I make it work for me.
[7:04 - 7:10] I make my position work for me. Hell you can ask CIA whole. You can ask anybody that
[7:10 - 7:20] knows me in real fucking life. You can ask my mods. You can ask my mods by Chuck Norris
[7:20 - 7:31] who is a personal friend of mine in real life. Then if somebody tries to take me down I
[7:31 - 7:39] get comfortable and I make use of what I have around me. I'm resourceful that way.
[7:39 - 7:46] See I take what I have around me and I use it to my advantage and I make it work for
[7:46 - 7:54] my advantage. So while you're over there fucking people over with money and doing retard shit
[7:54 - 7:59] I'm over here doing me and building my brand back up to where it should've been this whole
[7:59 - 8:13] time. You see like I said Kate and to all you little trolls that want to try to attack
[8:13 - 8:23] me the difference between me and y'all motherfuckers I'm adaptable bitch. I adapt to my surroundings
[8:23 - 8:34] as needed. Somebody does one thing against me I move a certain way to do something else.
[8:34 - 8:44] So I dare anybody to try to come take shots at me because you won't fucking win. You're
[8:44 - 8:52] talking to somebody that had a 1% chance of survival at birth. You're talking to somebody
[8:52 - 9:00] that as a baby, as a fucking newborn baby not even two hours old stares the grim reaper
[9:00 - 9:06] in the fucking face laugh and went like this and walked the fuck about that hospital and
[9:06 - 9:11] said fuck you bitch not today. Don't see me when I'm 90. Your talking to somebody that
[9:11 - 9:17] stared death in the face laugh flipped off the grim reaper and said fuck you I'm out
[9:17 - 9:27] this bitch. So you really think that I'm afraid of you punk motherfuckers that want
[9:27 - 9:34] to yack yack yack yack yack run your mouth try again tough guy. Oh and Marty next time
[9:34 - 9:40] you hire somebody to try to take my head off. Next time you hire somebody to try to
[9:40 - 9:46] take my head off. Let me tell you this home brand. Before you even think about hiring
[9:46 - 9:51] somebody to take my head off again bro get somebody that can actually fucking aim because
[9:51 - 9:53] your boy fucking sucks.
[9:53 - 10:08] Yo boy fucking has shitty aim. Just saying. Next time we want to try to take my head
[10:08 - 10:14] off Marty get somebody that can actually aim because your dude missed. Clearly I'm
[10:14 - 10:24] still here. I'm alive see. I'm here I'm alive I'm good I'm well. So next time get somebody
[10:24 - 10:40] that can actually fucking aim you dumb fuck. Oh and to anybody out there that is thinking
[10:40 - 10:47] about taking me out here's the thing. And I want you guys to think about this before
[10:47 - 10:57] you even think about firing another bullet at me again. See the difference between me
[10:57 - 11:04] and you trolls is this. You trolls are second rate nobodies. I've actually got a name to
[11:04 - 11:13] me. I actually have credibility to my fucking name. Ask anybody. I actually have credibility
[11:13 - 11:21] to my mother fucking name. And wouldn't it be weird that you guys take me out like let's
[11:21 - 11:28] say that you do succeed at killing me. You don't think that y'all ain't gonna be fucked
[11:28 - 11:33] over and this whole story that you guys have got going on a fucking me over ain't gonna
[11:33 - 11:40] be busted wide the fuck open. You think that you taking me out ain't gonna bust open everything
[11:40 - 11:48] on UK everything on you Marty everything on you glory hole and all your guys little fans.
[11:48 - 11:53] You don't think that shit ain't gonna bust open and the cops find out what the fuck
[11:53 - 12:00] you guys are doing. Not just to me. Forget about me for a second. Imagine all the other
[12:00 - 12:07] people that you guys have fucked over all the people that you push to suicide all the
[12:07 - 12:13] fucking people that you've done damage to. You don't think they ain't gonna come out
[12:13 - 12:19] of the woodwork to speak up against you dumb motherfuckers. I'm the leader of a fucking
[12:19 - 12:29] movement bitch. I'm the leader of the anti suicide and anti bullying movement. So you
[12:29 - 12:36] take me out you're gonna have to deal with a whole fucking hundred thousand plus people
[12:36 - 12:42] that are gonna have my motherfucking back and not yours. You're gonna have a whole
[12:42 - 12:49] thousand plus other people coming at your fucking ass. So if I were you I wouldn't
[12:49 - 12:59] have fucking tried shit okay. Oh by the way if anybody does want to check out the merch
[12:59 - 13:07] shop and yeah CIA hole drop the link for the merch shop my dude. Somebody drop the
[13:07 - 13:14] merchandise shop link in the chat and then I'll pin it up. Now anybody does want to
[13:14 - 13:22] support the movement and anti-bullying and shit the link will be in the chat here hopefully
[13:22 - 13:44] in a few minutes. I see that's the difference between me and all y'all trolls. I get comfortable
[13:44 - 13:53] where I'm at. See y'all trying to see I'm like the new age Dax. No disrespect to Dax
[13:53 - 14:00] I respect the fuck out of that man. Dax is a fucking genius on the fucking mic. I respect
[14:00 - 14:11] Dax. 100% I respect him. But see just like him y'all trying to shut me out and I make
[14:11 - 14:36] you look dumb as fuck. See this is your guys job you take shots at me I make you look dumb
[14:36 - 14:45] you take shots at me again I make you look stupid as fuck. I mean you guys are practically
[14:45 - 14:53] hitting your head against a fucking brick wall at this point. You dumb fuck trolls
[14:53 - 14:58] are hitting yourself with a fucking brick wall at this point. You're not a phase of
[14:58 - 15:07] me you're not doing any damage to me you're just making yourself look retarded as fuck.
[15:07 - 15:18] You really are you're making yourselves look dumb as shit by doing what you're doing. Like
[15:18 - 15:24] I'm over here doing my own thing working on merch working on new music doing my shit
[15:24 - 15:30] that I should be doing and you guys are over here doing what. This is all y'all do right
[15:30 - 15:38] here. This is all you trolls do. Let's type away and see who gets it. Let's get somebody
[15:38 - 15:54] up there. I want to fix this guy up. That's y'all motherfuckers. But me I'm over here
[15:54 - 15:59] busting my ass doing what the fuck I need to be doing working on my music working on
[15:59 - 16:05] my merchandise working on my branding working on the anti-bullying and anti-suicide movement
[16:05 - 16:12] to actually help motherfuckers and to actually do shit to help people and put good energy
[16:12 - 16:21] into this world. What do you trolls do? Nothing you put in bad energy and you fuck yourselves.
[16:21 - 16:28] Me I put in good energy and I do everything I fucking can to help motherfuckers. Because
[16:28 - 16:35] me I was that guy that needed help. I was that guy that sought out help. I was that
[16:35 - 16:43] guy that sought out protection. But now I'm the guy that actually is stuffing up and
[16:43 - 16:50] trying to be that person that helps somebody and is that person that is doing what I can
[16:50 - 16:59] to help somebody. I am that guy that is pushing a movement. I am that guy that is trying
[16:59 - 17:05] to do good in this world and put out good positive vibes and help people out and be
[17:05 - 17:13] a good friend and be a good artist and be a good person to those around me. While y'all
[17:13 - 17:18] lazy fucks type away on your keyboards every day with no fucking life, I'm over here living
[17:18 - 17:25] my life to the best of my fucking ability and not taking a single day for fucking granted
[17:25 - 17:32] unlike you dumb motherfuckers that waste your time. You trolls waste your time? I don't
[17:32 - 17:39] do that shit. You waste your time and do dumb shit. I spend my time wisely and try
[17:39 - 17:49] to help motherfuckers. Oh, by the way, M.F. Goon, fuck you bitch. I have all the legal
[17:49 - 17:57] rights to that shit motherfuckers. So nice try. Oh, and CIA himself even saw the paperwork.
[17:57 - 18:06] CIA himself saw the paperwork for all the shit that I have. So M.F. Goon, you can have
[18:06 - 18:12] your little fun because everybody knows where to buy the real fucking shit bitch. Everybody
[18:12 - 18:18] knows where to buy the real shit and it's through me motherfucker. Everybody knows where
[18:18 - 18:29] to buy the real shit which is through me bro. I am the real one. I am the one that
[18:29 - 18:39] you can't touch. And M.F. Goon, you can have your little rip off shop bro. You can keep
[18:39 - 18:45] your little fucking shitty rip off shop my dude. Cause your little rip off shop ain't
[18:45 - 18:51] gonna do nothing compared to what my shop does bro. I am the real one. I am the real
[18:51 - 19:02] Cyrax. My brand is the real brand. My company is the real company bitch. So try me. I can
[19:02 - 19:08] shut you down and make your dumbest fuck so fucking quick. It'll make your motherfucking
[19:08 - 19:14] ancestor dizzy boy. I can fucking bitch slap you with so much real shit. It'll make your
[19:14 - 19:18] goddamn ancestor dizzy after I fucking bitch slap you and make your head smell like a
[19:18 - 19:25] goddamn Beyblade motherfucker. So yeah, you want to go toe to toe with me M.F. Goon? I'll
[19:25 - 19:29] bitch slap you so hard your head will be smitten so fast by your goddamn Beyblade.
[19:29 - 19:36] It'll make your goddamn ancestor dizzy from how fast your head's going. So if I were you
[19:36 - 19:42] I'd slow my motherfucking roll homeboy. You don't want to go toe to toe with me. Just
[19:42 - 20:02] saying. I'm not getting pissed. I'm laughing at these idiots.
[20:02 - 20:22] Like I said, y'all don't fucking have your shitty little stuff. Hey, Kawhi. What's up?
[20:22 - 20:28] What's good, Kawhi? How you doing, girlie? What up? How you doing? What you doing, crazy
[20:28 - 20:34] motherfucker? How you doing, Kawhi? What's up? What is up? What is up? What is up? How's
[20:34 - 20:38] my favorite fucking goofball animator, man? How's my favorite fucking internet weave? How
[20:38 - 20:55] you doing? How's my fucking favorite animator? How the fuck you doing, Kawhi? What's up? All right, be safe. See, I am. Be safe, brother. But yeah, Kawhi. How's my favorite animator? What's up?
[20:55 - 21:13] So far, so good. Can't complain. Just pissing off the trolls, having fun. You know how I do. Pissing off the trolls, having fun with you guys, doing my thing. You know how I do.
[21:13 - 21:31] So yeah, anybody that wants to go against me, all I got to say is this. You can't kill what's
[21:31 - 21:37] already dead. You want to try to kill me? Sorry, but you can't kill what's already
[21:37 - 21:43] dead, motherfuckers. Because anything you guys try to do, chances are somebody else
[21:43 - 21:49] has already fucking tried it before you, so sorry about your luck there. So okay, next
[21:49 - 21:55] time you go to pick your fucking battles, you dumb bimbo bitch. Next time, go against
[21:55 - 22:04] somebody that's not untouchable like me. I'm untouchable. You can't do shit to me.
[22:04 - 22:11] Anything you can even remotely try to do? Not gonna work, bitch. Because like everybody
[22:11 - 22:17] knows, you dragged me down to the pits of hell? Well, guess what, bitch? I made hell
[22:17 - 22:24] my home a long fucking time ago. Yeah, you may have dragged me down to the pits of hell,
[22:24 - 22:30] but guess what? I kicked Satan's ass through his bitch ass out and I took the fuck over
[22:30 - 22:39] hell, bitch. You fucking heard me. I took that shit over and now I run the bitch. See,
[22:39 - 22:43] when you dragged me down to the pits of hell, you weren't counting on me taking over that
[22:43 - 23:00] place. I took over hell and now I run that shit. So, oh and the same thing goes for
[23:00 - 23:05] glory hole too. Glory hole dragged me down to the pits of hell and guess what? I made
[23:05 - 23:16] glory hole my bitch while in hell. I made glory hole my bitch while in hell. So if anything,
[23:16 - 23:25] I own him. If anything, I own glory hole. If anything, glory hole's my bitch. I'm not
[23:25 - 23:40] his bitch. I made him my bitch. Just saying. Like I said, y'all want the new ruler of hell?
[23:40 - 23:45] You're looking at him, motherfuckers. You're looking at the dude that don't give a fuck.
[23:45 - 23:49] You're looking at the dude that runs hell like a fucking boss. You're looking at the
[23:49 - 23:58] dude that don't give a fuck. What you little bitch trolls ever have to say ever again.
[23:58 - 24:07] Hey Johnny, thanks for the idea for the YEAT cannon because we're going to need that YEAT
[24:07 - 24:16] cannon to yeet all these fucking idiots the fuck up out of hell. Although, although Johnny,
[24:16 - 24:23] we may need like a double extra YEAT cannon for Marty's fat ass. That way we can actually
[24:23 - 24:28] shoot him out of hell and he can actually get out of here. You know what I'm saying?
[24:28 - 24:32] We're going to need that extra large YEAT cannon to shoot his ass out because, you know,
[24:32 - 24:38] he's super extra wide load. So we're going to need that shit to bust his ass out. But
[24:38 - 24:42] for everybody else, we can use the regular one. We can use the regular YEAT cannon to
[24:42 - 24:48] get them out, but we're going to need that extra wide one for Marty. Just saying. We're
[24:48 - 24:55] going to need that extra fucking YEAT fucking jungle cannon to blast his ass out of hell.
[24:55 - 25:03] So if you can get that in like a double triple quadruple XL size, let me know when it gets
[25:03 - 25:09] here because I'll set that bitch up and first chance I get shows ass in there and like
[25:09 - 25:17] the views. See ya. Y'all want a human cannonball. She don't me. Y'all want a human cannonball?
[25:17 - 25:26] Grab Marty. You want a human crash pad? Use Marty. Just saying, bro. Grab, grab Marty,
[25:26 - 25:31] shoot him out of the cannon and take him over to Hollywood. Oh, Marty, I found a job
[25:31 - 25:36] for you. Finally. I just realized it. I found a job for you, Marty. You can be a human
[25:36 - 25:43] crash pad for Hollywood stunts. Everybody can use you as a human crash pad. So there's
[25:43 - 25:49] a job for you right there, bro. I mean, I did hear that they pay well. I do hear that
[25:49 - 25:56] human crash pads pay really well and they're looking for somebody like you to use as a
[25:56 - 26:04] human crash pad. So I'm just saying, man, I just heard that Hollywood's looking for
[26:04 - 26:12] a human crash pad and you'd be perfect for the role. You'd be perfect for a human crash
[26:12 - 26:18] pad. I mean, we all know that you're so fucking huge that anybody could use you for a crash
[26:18 - 26:28] pad. So like I said, you want the job, I mean, go to Hollywood, hit him up. Head over to
[26:28 - 26:33] MGM studio or wherever. They'll sign you up for a crash pad. And you know, you may
[26:33 - 26:37] get the job.
[26:37 - 26:58] Sorry. I'm in trouble. Yeah, it's funny. You remind me of that scene from Fast and
[26:58 - 27:07] Serious #4 between the Rock and Vin Diesel where he's like, I don't know, it's between
[27:07 - 27:13] the Rock, Vin Diesel and Brian where the Rock's like, you're under arrest. And Brian's just
[27:13 - 27:18] sitting there like, I don't feel under arrest and he looks over at Vin Diesel and he's
[27:18 - 27:26] like, how about you? Not one bit. So I don't feel like I'm in trouble one little bit,
[27:26 - 27:33] just saying. You're coming up in here like the Rock and I'm over here like fucking Brian
[27:33 - 27:38] O'Connor and Dominic Toretto just looking at you like, bro, what are you going to do?
[27:38 - 28:05] Nothing. Exactly that. You ain't gonna do nothing. You'll see Mr. Racks. I'll see what?
[28:05 - 28:08] You're getting shot out of a cannon out of hell. I already know. I already got one for
[28:08 - 28:17] you set up. So, yo, can somebody get this, this curt guy? Can somebody get this curt
[28:17 - 28:22] guy? Can we get a, can we get this dude? Can we get this curt dude and do a eat cannon
[28:22 - 28:30] and shoot him out of hell, please? Because we need one. Anybody got a yeet cannon to
[28:30 - 28:34] fire a curt up out of hell because we don't need a little annoying little buggers like
[28:34 - 28:49] him up in this bitch. Like we need real demons, not wannabe demons. Like we don't need a little
[28:49 - 28:54] shitty wannabe tough, wannabe tough guy, oh pardon me, we don't need a little wannabe
[28:54 - 29:02] tough guy demons. We need real demons up in this bitch. Not some fake ones. Just saying.
[29:02 - 29:23] Cuz you my friend are fake. Curt, more like I can't think of anything. I love it. Sorry
[29:23 - 29:41] I don't have the power to yeet. I swear to god I'm gonna start calling all my mom's fucking
[29:41 - 29:47] yeet cannons. I swear to god. Y'all motherfuckers are like the guy. Y'all are like fucking
[29:47 - 29:52] yeet cannons, dude. Every time something stupid goes down, y'all yeet the motherfuckers
[29:52 - 29:56] up out of here. Y'all are like fucking cannons, dude. Y'all shooting people the fuck up out
[29:56 - 30:23] of here left, right, and center. I fucking love it. Oh man. Nah for real though, dude.
[30:23 - 30:30] I love how the trolls think, man. They think that they're a big and bad. Oh I'm a scary
[30:30 - 30:43] troll. I'm gonna do this and that. Okay tough guy. Oh bye. You go on ahead and do your dumb
[30:43 - 30:58] shit. Because while you're over there doing that, I'm gonna be over here doing this like
[30:58 - 31:22] a boss. Uno momento. Let's go here.
[31:22 - 31:50] I'm gonna be over here doing this. Oh, fuck. I'm gonna be over here doing this. Oh, fuck.
[31:50 - 32:07] Let's see. How do I want to fuck someone's life? I want to move for fucking someone's
[32:07 - 32:31] life up. I'm gonna move for lyrically fucking someone's life up. Let's try this. Oh, here
[32:31 - 33:01] we go. Oh, here we go. Everybody want to work. Everybody want to work. Everybody want to
[33:01 - 33:15] work. Everybody want to work. Everybody want to work. Everybody want to work. Everybody
[33:15 - 89:38] want to work. Everybody want to work. Everybody want to work. Everybody want to work. Everybody
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