Original upload date: November 10th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
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[0:22 - 0:24] Marty, Marty, Marty.
[0:24 - 0:29] [silence]
[0:29 - 0:41] You know, I've seen a lot of what you've been doing over the last few days, my friend.
[0:41 - 0:51] And I've gotta say, I'm not too impressed. I'm not.
[0:51 - 0:56] But, you had me thinking about some shit.
[0:56 - 1:06] See, you want Skullscratcher comedy.
[1:06 - 1:11] I want the money that you owe me.
[1:11 - 1:15] I want to get paid.
[1:15 - 1:18] So I got a deal for you.
[1:18 - 1:25] And this is a legit deal. This ain't no bullshit deal. This is actually a legit deal.
[1:25 - 1:27] I'll make you a fair deal.
[1:27 - 1:31] But you're either going to follow it or you're not going to do it at all.
[1:31 - 1:40] Because I am, I'm willing to hold up my end of the bargain. I'm willing to hold up my end of the deal.
[1:40 - 1:53] And I'm saying it live on here so that everybody knows that when I make a deal, my deal is good. My word is bond.
[1:53 - 1:57] I hold true to my word. Always.
[1:57 - 2:02] So, here's the deal.
[2:02 - 2:08] One hour every night, I do what you want to do for Skullscratcher's comedy.
[2:08 - 2:19] But, I do it on my channel with breaks whenever I so choose.
[2:19 - 2:27] And, as an added stipulation, I won't go out to your family and I won't go out to people you care about.
[2:27 - 2:31] But, here's the catch. I'll do it.
[2:31 - 2:35] But you're going to pay me a hundred bucks an hour for that shit.
[2:35 - 2:41] A hundred bucks for one hour of Skullscratcher comedy, man.
[2:41 - 2:47] A hundred bucks for one hour.
[2:47 - 2:51] So, what's it going to be, Marty?
[2:51 - 2:57] You're going to take the deal and pay the hundred bucks to get it back and get what you want?
[2:57 - 3:03] Or, do I get to move on and go to somewhere else?
[3:03 - 3:07] I mean, if you want to back that badly, I mean, I'd take the deal.
[3:07 - 3:12] Because you ain't going to get a deal like that every day.
[3:12 - 3:16] A hundred bucks for an hour, Marty.
[3:16 - 3:20] All right.
[3:20 - 3:22] And, here's the thing, Marty.
[3:22 - 3:28] I get to do whatever I want during the comedy on my channel.
[3:28 - 3:38] I'm going to host it on my channel and, as an added bonus, I'll even let you restrain the footage.
[3:38 - 3:45] I do this show. I get paid. You get what you want and you get to keep the stream up on your channel.
[3:45 - 3:53] And, you get to restrain it to whoever you want. And, I get paid.
[3:53 - 3:56] So, what's it going to be, Marty?
[3:56 - 4:09] You're going to take the deal? Do you want that badly?
[4:09 - 4:18] Well, as I said, Marty, I'll do it.
[4:18 - 4:24] Well, as I said, it's going to be a hundred bucks a night for one hour on my channel.
[4:24 - 4:27] And, I won't go after anybody that you care about.
[4:27 - 4:36] And, I won't attack you personally on that level.
[4:36 - 4:40] So, what's it going to be, Marty?
[4:40 - 4:46] Matter of fact, I was going to only give you 24 hours, but that wouldn't be nice to you, man.
[4:46 - 4:50] I'm going to give you three days to respond to this.
[4:50 - 4:53] So, you got three days to make up your mind, Marty.
[4:53 - 4:59] A hundred bucks a night for Skull Scratch or Comedy on my channel or not at all.
[4:59 - 5:05] That's the deal. Take it or leave it.
[5:05 - 5:08] You've got three days to respond, Marty.
[5:08 - 5:12] I'd take the deal while the deal's hot. Just saying, bro.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3191' on August 17th, 2024
