2022-10-8 On the hunt for a rear bumper (Outside Video)

[0:00 - 0:07] What is up everybody? I told y'all I'll be doing a vlog for today and we are back with
[0:07 - 0:13] this goofy mofo right here. Y'all know this crazy song, bitch.
[0:13 - 0:18] I am not here. I am Batalia. Did you hear my muggle?
[0:18 - 0:21] You guys remember my brother, the fucking Jake.
[0:21 - 0:23] What are you talking about?
[0:23 - 0:25] AKA Hillboat Jake.
[0:25 - 0:29] Y'all remember this goofy guy. I know it's been a while, man.
[0:29 - 0:31] So I'll tell everybody in, man. How you been?
[0:31 - 0:37] Hurting. Oh. Building shit. That's what I've been.
[0:37 - 0:42] Yeah, so what'd you say you were doing building a camera for the back of your truck?
[0:42 - 0:45] Yeah, building a truck camper for the back of this camper thing.
[0:45 - 0:54] Oh nice. So yeah, we're kind of on our way to go grab a bumper because somebody here backed into a pole and we kind of got a...
[0:54 - 0:58] That was a year and a half ago when I backed into a pole.
[0:58 - 1:02] She's just resting out now. I have to go get a new one.
[1:02 - 1:05] A new-ish one that's not resting.
[1:05 - 1:08] Yeah, we're actually on our way to go grab a new bumper.
[1:08 - 1:12] We're going to rip the old one off and replace it with a new one.
[1:12 - 1:17] So yeah, that's going to be fun. We've got gloves on hand.
[1:17 - 1:24] Yeah, what can I say, man? But yeah, we will see you guys when we get to the store, man.
[1:24 - 1:28] All I can say is, it's good to have this crazy son of a bitch right here back.
[1:28 - 1:35] Hey, I've been busy, you know, dealing with work and working on the car park.
[1:35 - 1:39] It wasn't a vibe in your time, so I've just been busy.
[1:39 - 1:42] I know you have. I know you're busy.
[1:42 - 1:48] It's some nights I'm just so tired, I don't want to get out of bed. You know how those days are.
[1:48 - 1:54] This guy.
[1:54 - 1:59] Guys, we will see you guys here in a little bit when we get to the shop, man.
[1:59 - 2:11] That's just going to kill me.
[2:11 - 2:17] We are going to die. There's something about 85 pounds of bottom bunk in the back of this thing.
[2:17 - 2:23] Yeah. Well, if I die, guys, don't feel bad.
[2:23 - 2:26] Actually, yes. If I die, blame him.
[2:26 - 2:29] I'll be dead, too, so you play whatever you want.
[2:29 - 2:35] I'm blaming this guy. If I die, it's his fault. I blame him.
[2:35 - 2:37] If I die, it's his fault.
[2:37 - 2:40] I think so.
[2:40 - 2:48] Yeah. So here we are trying to rip from the bottom of here.
[2:48 - 2:52] Oh, Jake here is doing that while I'm holding those bunk rubs, Warren.
[2:52 - 2:58] Or this has to rest it.
[2:58 - 3:05] If you see shit following, that's our bad.
[3:05 - 3:07] You got it, man?
[3:07 - 3:09] I don't know yet.
[3:09 - 3:14] That's a good question.
[3:14 - 3:16] If you need to get under there, I can.
[3:16 - 3:19] Oh, no. I'm thinking.
[3:19 - 3:22] Don't think you are. I was right, so you got it.
[3:22 - 3:29] How the hell are we going to get this damn thing up?
[3:29 - 3:34] Mostly bolts. So ride it out.
[3:34 - 3:40] Well, I just want to go look for another one. See if I can find any, all right?
[3:40 - 3:42] Well, I know if you got that one.
[3:42 - 3:45] Probably not.
[3:45 - 3:56] So we are down here ripping off this thing right here.
[3:56 - 3:58] This is going to be fun.
[3:58 - 4:01] We may have to take this off, too, though.
[4:01 - 4:05] Oh, no, we are going to take that off.
[4:05 - 4:07] Oh, yeah, I don't know, Ryan.
[4:07 - 4:11] I was thinking maybe it might be attached to that bumper, but I won't get out of it now.
[4:11 - 4:15] It's pretty solid as it is.
[4:15 - 4:17] Yeah.
[4:17 - 4:19] You in there?
[4:19 - 4:23] Well, I soaked the hell out of whatever hell I found down there.
[4:23 - 4:26] It would be my first time ever taking a bumper off.
[4:26 - 4:32] First time ever they knew.
[4:32 - 4:37] Old school Pontiac behind me right there.
[4:37 - 4:45] They asked for a little pro. No fucking way.
[4:45 - 4:50] Holy shit, dude.
[4:50 - 4:56] This is crazy.
[4:56 - 5:00] This is an old freaking Lizas event, mate.
[5:00 - 5:04] Oh, yeah.
[5:04 - 5:10] It's an old school Chrysler. Well, not old school, old school, but still.
[5:10 - 5:12] Nice.
[5:12 - 5:16] That's some good shit out here.
[5:16 - 5:24] Got a Dodge Challenger, kind of fucked up.
[5:24 - 5:27] Got a nice little Dodge Challenger.
[5:27 - 5:30] Got an old school cluster.
[5:30 - 5:39] Nice.
[5:39 - 5:42] Don't know what that is.
[5:42 - 5:49] It's still a little smooth in the browser to see what we got out here.
[5:49 - 5:53] Got a Dodge Ram with a busted mirror.
[5:53 - 5:59] That sucks.
[5:59 - 6:04] Got an RV.
[6:04 - 6:11] Nice RV engine back in there.
[6:11 - 6:15] Ooh, that's nice. Good ear tires. Very nice.
[6:15 - 6:19] Oh, Wrangler. Never mind. Oh, yeah. Good ear Wrangler. Okay.
[6:19 - 6:22] Not bad.
[6:22 - 6:26] Let's see what the old man's doing back here.
[6:26 - 6:33] What you doing, old man?
[6:33 - 6:40] Where did that shit go?
[6:40 - 6:52] Let's see if we can find this nimrod.
[6:52 - 6:55] This is why he never take Jake to a car park.
[6:55 - 6:57] Like this. He'll tear shit apart.
[6:57 - 7:00] Ah, man, it's the dipshit right there.
[7:00 - 7:04] Rip it apart shit.
[7:04 - 7:06] Find anything good, man?
[7:06 - 7:08] Yeah, the one on this one.
[7:08 - 7:11] I didn't bring a tarp, but that's fine.
[7:11 - 7:14] I'm just wondering how.
[7:14 - 7:16] Oh, this one.
[7:16 - 7:19] Oh, yeah, dude. That one's been thrown. Oh, gosh.
[7:19 - 7:25] You guys see that shit? That thing's rusted out.
[7:25 - 7:30] Yeah, we're just here at this car park here ripping apart shit.
[7:30 - 7:35] He's doing that and I'm looking for fucking emblems to rip off.
[7:35 - 7:39] Well, you have to help me with me. Yeah, I know I do.
[7:39 - 7:46] I guess we had like a mess.
[7:46 - 7:58] So this is going to be fun having to rip this shit off.
[7:58 - 8:07] What kind of car?
[8:07 - 8:09] Yeah, what kind of car is it?
[8:09 - 8:13] Yo, is this a challenger?
[8:13 - 8:15] Yo, it's a challenger.
[8:15 - 8:17] Hey, somebody wrote the envelope.
[8:17 - 8:19] Nice dash.
[8:19 - 8:22] Very nice cluster.
[8:22 - 8:24] Look at that. That's nice.
[8:24 - 8:27] It's in good condition.
[8:27 - 8:32] Just need to replace a few parts, but that'd be a nice car.
[8:32 - 8:36] Oh, yeah.
[8:36 - 8:41] Someone had a bad day.
[8:41 - 8:49] Someone had a real bad day.
[8:49 - 9:09] Hah, that gem one bitch.
[9:09 - 9:14] Well, let's see if we can get this off of here.
[9:14 - 9:23] No, say right there for a sec.
[9:23 - 9:36] See if I can get the symbol off of here.
[9:36 - 9:48] Oh, well, we tried. You got it.
[9:48 - 9:59] And we are here trying to rip this off. This is going to be fun.
[9:59 - 10:05] So, yeah.
[10:05 - 10:11] All right, guys, so we are here at the scrapyard.
[10:11 - 10:17] About to rip off some parts with this guy right here.
[10:17 - 10:19] If they have any parts.
[10:19 - 10:23] Not to rip off a few parts from small trucks.
[10:23 - 10:28] Hey, ice cream, anybody?
[10:28 - 10:33] Yo, they got some good old cars out here.
[10:33 - 10:38] For real, they got some good ass cars out here.
[10:38 - 10:41] Hold up, hold up, bro.
[10:41 - 10:45] We are back from the scrapyard.
[10:45 - 10:47] Couldn't really find anything, unfortunately.
[10:47 - 10:50] We couldn't get the bumper at all, so I saw the Home Depot,
[10:50 - 10:53] grabbed some wood to make a wood bumper with.
[10:53 - 10:56] And now we are at this goofy man's favorite spot.
[10:56 - 10:58] This is where this angle is actually crazy.
[10:58 - 11:00] No, they should market us that way.
[11:00 - 11:04] No, where is that one?
[11:04 - 11:07] Oh, you mean, crack me?
[11:07 - 11:10] Yeah, they should market this.
[11:10 - 11:13] They are pretty expensive.
[11:13 - 11:16] All right, funniest joke you've cracked.
[11:16 - 11:19] Funniest joke you've cracked in days. What is it?
[11:19 - 11:23] I've worked here for actually two days and ended up in a hospital.
[11:23 - 11:25] What the fuck did you do?
[11:25 - 11:31] I don't know, some of those are on my chest at the time.
[11:31 - 11:35] Yeah, we are just here looking for...
[11:35 - 11:37] I'm not even sure why the fuck not.
[11:37 - 11:39] Who wants to eat? Yeah, I want to see.
[11:39 - 11:42] They got pepperoni ones, double cheese.
[11:42 - 11:48] They got ham and, you know, American...
[11:48 - 11:51] They got nachos.
[11:51 - 11:53] Nacho cheese.
[11:53 - 11:55] Nacho cheese ones.
[11:55 - 11:58] Hey, what kind of cheese ain't no cheese? Nacho cheese.
[11:58 - 12:00] I don't know.
[12:00 - 12:03] You're recording though.
[12:03 - 12:05] Oh, you are recording.
[12:05 - 12:09] Duh.
[12:09 - 12:10] So you want one?
[12:10 - 12:12] Eh, why the fuck not?
[12:12 - 12:13] I get two.
[12:13 - 12:15] Eh.
[12:15 - 12:16] What?
[12:16 - 12:18] Eh, fuck it, what you got four? Fuck it.
[12:18 - 12:20] Actually, fuck that, I'll grab another one of these.
[12:20 - 12:21] Fuck it.
[12:21 - 12:23] Oh, you're going to get two too, huh?
[12:23 - 12:27] Yeah, no, dude, I'm fucking hungry, what do you expect of this shit?
[12:27 - 12:30] You hear this guy? Oh, you're going to get two too, huh?
[12:30 - 12:32] Hey.
[12:32 - 12:37] Oh, my fucking God, where the fuck have you been, kid?
[12:37 - 12:39] Oh, here, I'm doing my kids.
[12:39 - 12:41] What?
[12:41 - 12:45] And if you guys don't know who this is, this is one of my best friends, Sam.
[12:45 - 12:46] Anger?
[12:46 - 12:48] Hell no.
[12:48 - 12:51] This is the one that freakin', this is the one that they freakin' blamed
[12:51 - 12:55] for freakin' doing shit in school that she wasn't fuckin' doing.
[12:55 - 12:58] Remember the kid, Lewis, Sam Lewis?
[12:58 - 13:00] You got girl, Sam Lewis?
[13:00 - 13:03] I, you know, I've been in school so long, man.
[13:03 - 13:04] Hi.
[13:04 - 13:06] Oh, you should know me, because I did work here for two days.
[13:06 - 13:07] This is crazy.
[13:07 - 13:10] The one I would've picked up a kid and do him a car, four at once tables.
[13:10 - 13:11] Yeah, Sam Lewis.
[13:11 - 13:13] Yeah, it's been so long.
[13:13 - 13:14] I don't--
[13:14 - 13:18] One of y'all, we are finally back. I just left Jake's house.
[13:18 - 13:20] Um, yeah.
[13:20 - 13:23] We unfortunately didn't find any bumpers.
[13:23 - 13:24] We weren't able to get anything.
[13:24 - 13:26] Well, I'm gonna heavily leave the shit out of it.
[13:26 - 13:30] I'm gonna use a piece of two-by-six for a freakin' bumper
[13:30 - 13:32] and see what people say about that.
[13:32 - 13:40] Yeah, he's, you know, wind up using a thing of two-by-six plywood.
[13:40 - 13:45] And, uh, yeah, hopefully everything turns out, um, uh, yeah.
[13:45 - 13:48] But, with that being said, I don't know when the next time
[13:48 - 13:50] I'm gonna be vlogging like this is gonna be.
[13:50 - 13:53] So, hopefully you guys did enjoy this little bit of a vlog, man.
[13:53 - 13:54] I had fun.
[13:54 - 13:56] I know you had fun, man.
[13:56 - 14:01] You got anything that you want to say to any of your fans out there?
[14:01 - 14:02] Hey, buddy.
[14:02 - 14:03] Jake's got a really aximac.
[14:03 - 14:05] This damn truck really freakin' hillbilly.
[14:05 - 14:13] 'Cause there's spray foam in it, there's gonna be a two-by-six for a freakin' bumper,
[14:13 - 14:18] and everything else in this truck is pretty much hillbilly anyways.
[14:18 - 14:20] What about all the fuel out there that love you, man?
[14:20 - 14:22] You got anything you want to say to them?
[14:22 - 14:24] Just don't do drugs, man.
[14:24 - 14:25] Seriously.
[14:25 - 14:28] That's some nasty stuff you don't want to deal with.
[14:28 - 14:30] Hey, you heard of your burns?
[14:30 - 14:31] But anyways, yeah.
[14:31 - 14:32] Don't do it.
[14:32 - 14:34] Really, don't.
[14:34 - 14:36] Thanks, y'all.
[14:36 - 14:39] I will catch you guys in the next vlog, man.
[14:39 - 14:41] Hope you guys did enjoy this video.
[14:41 - 14:43] Be sure to smash that like button, that subscribe button,
[14:43 - 14:45] and that notification bell all down down below.
[14:45 - 14:48] And I will see you guys in the next video, y'all.
[14:48 - 14:50] Peace.
[14:50 - 14:53] The bone ears are good.
[14:53 - 14:57] They're perfect, man.