Original upload date: October 24th, 2022 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:24] What's up Facebook? I figured today, after watching a few videos last night and chilling
[0:24 - 0:31] out I figured I'd hurt a few feelings today and get a few fucking fuel pissed off and
[0:31 - 0:42] smacked a few motherfuckers with a dose of reality. You wanna know why? I hate this new
[0:42 - 0:51] generation of teens, young adults and fucking flat out kids. You wanna know why? Cuz y'all
[0:51 - 0:57] motherfuckers think you're self entitled little pricks. Not counting you, not counting
[0:57 - 1:01] you Carolyn, you're good. I'm talking about these other ones that think they're smart
[1:01 - 1:10] asses. Like y'all motherfuckers think y'all are so fucking smart hiding me on your fucking
[1:10 - 1:16] computer screens, thinking that, oh wait I can get away with saying whatever I want
[1:16 - 1:25] just cuz I'm hiding me on a fucking screen. Truth is man, y'all kids and y'all young ass
[1:25 - 1:31] adults, none of y'all motherfuckers would make it and live back in my day, you got
[1:31 - 1:37] caught running your fucking mouth back in my day, you know what happened? You either
[1:37 - 1:44] threw down and knuckled up, or if you did that shit to your parents, well guess fucking
[1:44 - 1:49] what you're getting your fucking ass with back then ain't you? You know it's pretty
[1:49 - 1:57] fucked up how y'all young adults act like y'all are so big in fucking to help you on
[1:57 - 2:04] a fucking screen. Back in my day bro, we didn't have computers to fucking hide behind.
[2:04 - 2:10] If we had something to say to somebody, we'd send it to their motherfucking face. We
[2:10 - 2:22] didn't have you on a screen like a little bitch. We actually stood up and said something.
[2:22 - 2:27] And back in my day we didn't run around like a bunch of little punk ass sissies on the
[2:27 - 2:34] motherfucking internet, fucking with other people for no fucking reason. If we had a
[2:34 - 2:39] problem with somebody, like if we seriously had a problem with somebody, we found out
[2:39 - 2:44] where they lived, we went to their house, knocked on their fucking door and said something
[2:44 - 2:52] to their fucking face. We didn't hide like a bunch of little pussies. And that's what's
[2:52 - 3:01] so fucking wrong with y'all kids and y'all young adults that think you're so fucking
[3:01 - 3:16] tough attacking motherfuckers like me. Like back in my day bro, none of y'all motherfuckers
[3:16 - 3:21] would have made it. I guarantee y'all young ass adults wouldn't have fucking made it
[3:21 - 3:32] dude. And y'all old ass folks man, for all y'all that should know better, y'all motherfuckers
[3:32 - 3:37] shouldn't be doing this shit neither. Y'all motherfuckers that run around doing this shit
[3:37 - 3:43] that are old enough to know better, that are my age and older, y'all shouldn't know better
[3:43 - 3:50] than to do shit like that. Y'all shouldn't know fucking better than to run around sparking
[3:50 - 3:57] your mouth on the internet. Y'all motherfuckers know that back in our day if you had a problem
[3:57 - 4:03] with somebody, you threw down. You didn't just sit there and hide on the internet like
[4:03 - 4:10] a bitch. And that's the one thing that fucking irritates the hell out of me man. Y'all motherfucking
[4:10 - 4:17] old ass adults think that you're kids when you're not. And y'all young ass kids, y'all
[4:17 - 4:24] fucking young adults, y'all think that you're fucking bad ass motherfuckers hiding down
[4:24 - 4:31] a fucking screen but you ain't. Because outside of that screen, y'all motherfuckers know damn
[4:31 - 4:39] well in person, y'all ain't gonna do fucking shit. Back in my day, yeah, hands were thrown
[4:39 - 4:43] if we had a problem with somebody but you know what? We may have gotten bruised up,
[4:43 - 4:48] we may have gotten cut up a little bit but you know what? Skin was fucking thickened
[4:48 - 4:56] bro. There was no safe space when I was a kid. There was no safe space. If you had a
[4:56 - 5:01] problem with somebody, you either said it to their face or you found out where they
[5:01 - 5:08] lived and you went there and did something about it. And if you got pushed around to
[5:08 - 5:16] school, either you fucking did something about it or your family did something about it.
[5:16 - 5:20] And then your family doing something about it probably meant you get no boot up to your
[5:20 - 5:31] fucking ass for not fucking doing something about it. Y'all motherfucking old ass growing
[5:31 - 5:38] up fucking adults should fucking know better than the dude shit y'all motherfuckers do.
[5:38 - 5:44] That's the one thing that pisses me off more than anything bro. Y'all fucking grown ass
[5:44 - 5:50] fucking adults out here acting like little motherfucking kids. Grow the fuck up dude.
[5:50 - 5:57] Stop acting like a bunch of little wussy little fucking teenagers on their fucking
[5:57 - 6:08] period. Like for real man, grow the fuck up. Hell, people like Carolyn here is more mature
[6:08 - 6:28] than half y'all motherfuckers. Hey Carolyn, you're how old? 18 about to be 19 next year?
[6:28 - 6:37] It's pretty fucking sad when somebody of Carolyn's age who's 18 is more mature than y'all motherfucking
[6:37 - 6:43] grown ass adults that should know better by now. That's pretty fucking sad when somebody
[6:43 - 6:51] of her age has got shit figured out better than half y'all motherfucker grown ass adults
[6:51 - 6:57] that just sit on the computer and talk shit all fucking day. And for what? Because you
[6:57 - 7:01] ain't got a fucking life? Because you're too goddamn lazy to get off your ass and
[7:01 - 7:11] work hard for what you want to work hard for? When I was a kid and we wanted something,
[7:11 - 7:19] we didn't just have a hand to do us. We worked our asses off for that shit. Where I'm from,
[7:19 - 7:24] you didn't just have shit handed to you like that. Nah, we worked our motherfucking asses
[7:24 - 7:40] off for that shit. We didn't just have shit handed to us. We were like, oh here, have
[7:40 - 7:58] whatever you want. And back in my day, if y'all did, if we did anything that was wrong,
[7:58 - 8:05] well guess what? We got our fucking asses beat, didn't we? And for all y'all motherfucking
[8:05 - 8:12] parents out there that ain't whooping your kid's asses, for them doing bad shit, maybe
[8:12 - 8:19] you should fucking start. Because even my boy Lou here can tell you, when we were kids,
[8:19 - 8:24] we didn't get away with the shit that y'all motherfucking kids get away with nowadays.
[8:24 - 8:29] If we got caught doing half the shit y'all motherfucking kids did nowadays, guess what?
[8:29 - 8:42] We got our asses fucking whipped. Why, we got our asses beat if we did so that half
[8:42 - 8:48] the shit that y'all did nowadays. Hell, if I did half the shit that y'all motherfucking
[8:48 - 8:54] kids did and are doing nowadays, well guess what? I wouldn't be here right now. I'd be
[8:54 - 9:02] buried 16 under the motherfucking ground dead. Because my dad would have put the barrel
[9:02 - 9:06] of a shotgun on my fucking ass and pulled the goddamn trigger and I wouldn't be here
[9:06 - 9:20] right now. When we were kids, we didn't do half this fucking shit. When we were kids,
[9:20 - 9:25] we didn't do half the shit y'all motherfucking kids do. Running around, acting like you're
[9:25 - 9:31] fucking a child, man. Fuck y'all, man. Half y'all fucking little kids, you don't even
[9:31 - 9:38] know what life is, you have a motherfucker. Y'all kids out here at 9, 10 years old having
[9:38 - 9:42] girlfriends doing this, doing that, man. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Y'all
[9:42 - 9:48] are way too fucking young to be having boyfriend and girlfriends, first off. Second off, y'all
[9:48 - 9:57] little ass kids should be focused on fucking school. Yo, Gar, be safe, brother, and hey,
[9:57 - 10:12] you all get your new job today, man. And Hannah, what's up? What's up? I'm gonna ask for y'all
[10:12 - 10:19] grown ass fucking adults that sit here on the internet and act like little fucking
[10:19 - 10:25] childish high schooler kids. Y'all really need a fucking bitch slap in the face of fucking
[10:25 - 10:32] reality, man. Because there are motherfuckers out here like myself, like Lou, like Gar,
[10:32 - 10:38] Hannah, Carolyn, who are all working our asses off to do what we want to fucking do with
[10:38 - 10:47] our lives. Hell, Hannah's got her own fucking medal, man. Gar works his ass off, and as
[10:47 - 10:52] a fucking kid, shot at the Gar and your family, bro, shot at the Gar and Danny and y'all's
[10:52 - 11:01] family, man. And my boy Lou, he works his ass off on a regular 9 to 5 job. My boy Clint,
[11:01 - 11:06] that list clear across the other side of the fucking planet over in Australia, who's
[11:06 - 11:12] one of my closest friends, he works his ass off and has a wife that's sick with cancer
[11:12 - 11:18] and he still works his ass off to provide. He doesn't just sit there on his ass off
[11:18 - 11:23] fucking day. And neither do I. You want to know what I do every fucking day? From the
[11:23 - 11:33] minute I get up. This is my schedule every fucking day. When I get up, I wake up, get
[11:33 - 11:41] a shower. I grab a thing of coffee, grab some food, sit down and check and see if any of
[11:41 - 11:46] my favorite YouTubers are posting anything or whatnot or I check the news, see what's
[11:46 - 11:51] going on with that shit. And then you know what I do? I sit down, start studying it if
[11:51 - 11:55] I have any fucking classes because if y'all don't know, I am doing business classes through
[11:55 - 12:05] Skillshare. So I usually study for about I'd say four to five hours. And then the rest
[12:05 - 12:12] of the time is either spent on working on my NFT shit, working on fucking music, promoting
[12:12 - 12:18] my music or doing something to try to make some sort of money. All day long, that's
[12:18 - 12:23] my fucking schedule. And yeah, I do wind up calling, you know, friends of mine like
[12:23 - 12:30] Lou every now and then whenever I have the time, if I'm not doing anything, and whatnot.
[12:30 - 12:42] But dude, I actually fucking do shit. I actually fucking do shit. Okay, the only reason, the
[12:42 - 12:49] only fucking reason why I don't do fucking shows right now, like I want to do is because
[12:49 - 12:56] I'm trying to get my music up and going the proper fucking way so that when I do a show,
[12:56 - 13:02] I don't have only two or three songs, I have enough for a full on fucking set so that
[13:02 - 13:15] people can have fun. And then when I'm not working on my music, I'm usually working on
[13:15 - 13:22] a fucking on my game development. I'm usually working on a game that I've been that started
[13:22 - 13:30] working on six years ago that I just picked back up a couple weeks ago. So yeah, I actually
[13:30 - 13:35] fucking do shit. And you know what's fucking pathetic about you grown ass fucking adults
[13:35 - 13:40] that think you're all big and bad and self entitled. You know, what's funny about y'all
[13:40 - 13:46] motherfuckers? Y'all sit there and say, Oh, why aren't you making any money off your stuff?
[13:46 - 13:52] Well gee, maybe cuz you dumb motherfuckers keep getting in the fucking goddamn way of
[13:52 - 14:01] me doing that shit. I mean, do you don't fuck trolls even fucking really realize how much
[14:01 - 14:09] money I've been making right now that wasn't for your asses? As it stands right now, over
[14:09 - 14:17] the past five years, counting all five years, if my original thousand sub channel hadn't
[14:17 - 14:23] gotten deleted, I've been making about 500 grand a fucking month off of ad revenue right
[14:23 - 14:32] now. Easily. Think about that, man. That's 500 grand a month in ad revenue. Right now,
[14:32 - 14:39] I should be out there with the big dogs like PewDiePie and jacksepticeye and Markiplier.
[14:39 - 14:43] And fucking what's the name, Mr. Beat? I should be up there on that fucking level
[14:43 - 14:49] right now. But I ain't cuz y'all dumb motherfucking grown ass adults want to act like fucking
[14:49 - 14:54] kids and take away from the weird dude. The weird dude that's actually got shit figured
[14:54 - 14:59] out. The weird looking motherfuckers actually knows what he wants and has been working
[14:59 - 15:07] at it for 10 fucking years. You know, it's pretty fucking sad when somebody like me who
[15:07 - 15:13] just turned 32 last month has this shit together more than half y'all fucking trolls that
[15:13 - 15:20] are fucking 40 years and older. That's pretty fucking pathetic that someone like me who's
[15:20 - 15:27] younger has my shit together. Better than y'all fucking trolls that are 40 years older
[15:27 - 15:34] and older. Like what the fuck, man? Y'all are too old for this shit. I want to tell
[15:34 - 15:39] y'all right now, if I got caught doing half the shit y'all are doing now, back in my day
[15:39 - 15:45] when I was a kid, guess what? My dad's boot would have been up my motherfucking ass.
[15:45 - 15:53] Don't believe me? You can fucking ask him. Cuz if I did half the shit y'all motherfuckers
[15:53 - 15:58] do, my ass would have been beat to the point to where I wouldn't have been able to sit
[15:58 - 16:03] for a week and guess what? I would have deserved that ass whooping. Anytime I did something
[16:03 - 16:09] wrong, I got spanked. I got my butt whooped. And you know what? That ass whooped, those
[16:09 - 16:15] ass whoopings I got, guess what? They turned me into a motherfucking man. They actually
[16:15 - 16:25] fucking straightened me out. They straightened my ass out. And yeah, I went to jail one fucking
[16:25 - 16:44] time back in 2012. Big fucking whoop. Get the fuck over it. Nice. Dude, the PS3 had
[16:44 - 16:55] some damn good games. And I mean, the PS3 had some damn good games. Hell, just recently
[16:55 - 17:08] I actually found my GameCube that I had about 13 years ago. Hell, just recently I found
[17:08 - 17:15] my Game Boy Advance SP and I've been playing Game Boy Advance SP games. There were chants
[17:15 - 17:24] I get. What does that tell you? But for real, man, y'all grown ass fucking adults. Oh,
[17:24 - 17:33] what did they plan it to? Y'all, what did they plan on games out of this shit? But
[17:33 - 17:41] for real though, man, y'all grown ass old adults need to grow the fuck up. Like I said,
[17:41 - 17:47] it's pretty sad when someone like myself or even someone like Morph who doesn't have
[17:47 - 17:51] all of her shit together but has more of her shit together than y'all motherfuckers
[17:51 - 18:05] do. And she's 18. Yo, Lou, I definitely will. Right now, the Horizon 5 isn't working for
[18:05 - 18:14] me for some reason but as soon as I can get it to work again, I'll definitely send you
[18:14 - 18:19] my tag. I don't know what the fuck's going on with Horizon 5 but it's not wanting to
[18:19 - 18:25] work on my end recently. I don't know why. But I definitely will for sure. I just gotta
[18:25 - 18:32] get it fucking working. I don't know what's going on with it. Like it'll boot up and
[18:32 - 18:44] then it'll like go back to the screen like it doesn't even want to work. I mean, it's
[18:44 - 18:56] pretty fucking sad when someone like Carolyn who's only 18 already has her own fucking
[18:56 - 19:04] band, is going to school, working on music, and is studying all at the same time and has
[19:04 - 19:08] her shit more together than half of y'all motherfucking grown ass adults that want to
[19:08 - 19:16] show people on the internet do. That's pretty fucking sad. I mean, hell, when I was a kid,
[19:16 - 19:23] I barely got to have a childhood. You wonder why? It's not that I didn't have a normal
[19:23 - 19:29] childhood. I did. But after I was a kid, I had to grow up really fucking fast because
[19:29 - 19:42] I had to help my parents take care of my fucking grandparents that were deaf. You know, I had
[19:42 - 19:47] to help my moms and my family take care of my grandparents who were deaf until they
[19:47 - 19:52] passed away. And then from there on, I've been helping my moms take care of my older
[19:52 - 19:58] brother till he passed away from cancer in 2015. And now I'm helping to try to take
[19:58 - 20:07] care of my parents. So I actually fucking do shit. I had to grow up at a real fucking
[20:07 - 20:13] early age. I know what hard work is like. Y'all motherfucking grown ass adults, y'all
[20:13 - 20:19] act like you don't know what hard work is. And if you don't, well, I'm sorry that your
[20:19 - 20:28] mommy and daddy fucking fed you a silver fucking spoon. I feel bad for you guys that don't
[20:28 - 20:57] know what hard work is. Bro, y'all grow as adults. Hold that thought.
[20:57 - 35:16] [inaudible]
[35:16 - 35:42] to all y'all fucking grown ass adults that are my age or older and y'all are doing this troll shit like y'all seriously need to grow the fuck up because it's pretty sad when someone like me has their life more together than y'all motherfuckers do.
[35:42 - 35:57] And why I said to y'all trolls that do this shit y'all seriously need to get a motherfucking hobby or something.
[35:57 - 36:55] [inaudible]
[36:55 - 37:12] I mean I'm just seriously fucking tired. I've seen y'all grown ass fucking adults act like a bunch of fucking high schoolers like we're in the fucking 10th grade or some shit.
[37:12 - 37:28] Like for real grow the fuck up.
[37:28 - 37:43] And that makes sense. Hey y'all Lou after the stream I'll call you up and I'll show you what I'm talking about what's going on with Forza on my end dude.
[37:43 - 37:57] Now we can kind of see what I'm talking about and how it's not wanting to load and it's like doing that glitchy shit.
[37:57 - 38:07] Who knows maybe you can help me fix this shit. I don't know.
[38:07 - 38:26] But you know like I was saying it's pretty sad when you ask somebody that's 32 that acts more mature and has their shit together.
[38:26 - 38:47] More than a fucking 40 so on year old that's running around trolling people for shits and giggles.
[38:47 - 38:55] And you know it's funny y'all trolls want to sit here and attack me and this and that and the other.
[38:55 - 39:20] So what's sad is I got a trillion other people that have talked to me gotten to know me and see that I'm a pretty good dude.
[39:20 - 39:28] Let's be honest here man. What a grown ass what a real grown ass adult that has their shit together.
[39:28 - 39:37] Run around the internet and do like mass troll mafia does and run around attacking innocent people and trying to make them look like a pedophile.
[39:37 - 39:48] No a normal adult would not do that. A normal adult would mind their fucking business and leave people alone.
[39:48 - 39:54] A normal adult would not act like music biz marty and act like they own everybody.
[39:54 - 40:03] A normal adult would not act like William Gloryhole and try to ruin someone's life for no reason.
[40:03 - 40:13] That's not the way a normal adult thinks or does shit.
[40:13 - 40:29] Oh hell yeah what will be planned too and Megan Death Records fuck yes that's a hell of a combo good choice.
[40:29 - 40:34] What the shit y'all adults do that's not how normal people act.
[40:34 - 40:40] That is not how a normal person acts at all.
[40:40 - 40:44] A normal person would not do the shit y'all trolls do.
[40:44 - 40:58] A normal person leaves people alone hangs out with their friends, does what they need to do and goes about their day and goes about their business.
[40:58 - 41:03] A normal functioning adult actually works.
[41:03 - 41:10] A normal functioning adult does what they can to take care of their own and help take care of their family and friends.
[41:10 - 41:25] A grown ass adult doesn't run around like a little sissy on the fucking internet running their fucking mouth acting like a fucking high schooler on fucking drugs.
[41:25 - 41:37] And yeah I fucking said it. Y'all grown ass adults that want to troll people, y'all act like a bunch of sissy high schoolers doing fucking drugs dude.
[41:37 - 41:43] And insert your drug of choice in the blank.
[41:43 - 41:49] What do you guys even get out of trolling motherfuckers other than a reaction.
[41:49 - 41:55] Like what do you truly gain after you get a reaction I don't get it.
[41:55 - 42:00] Like what's the point in trolling somebody I don't understand that.
[42:00 - 42:05] Besides the reaction what else do you gain out of it.
[42:05 - 42:08] What do you gain out of ruining someone's life.
[42:08 - 42:21] What do you gain out of fucking up someone's life like y'all did mine and get me kicked from a major fucking label or get my family members fired from their jobs or my friend Brendan fired from his.
[42:21 - 42:36] And if you want to get technical y'all trolls got me fired from two jobs. First off you got me fired from my friend in our gaming company and then second off you got me fired from the record label that I was fired up.
[42:36 - 43:03] So technically I lost two jobs right hey I feel you Lou I feel you brother I feel you man.
[43:03 - 43:32] I hate it don't think but I do what I gotta do you know.
[43:33 - 43:50] And it's pretty fucking sad you know because one of my friends that's older now like he's done grown up and out of high school now but one of my closest times one of my closest friends from when I was a kid.
[43:50 - 44:14] And we came up together all through high school and everything you know what he was doing by the age of fucking 16 he was already out on his own working a regular nine to five job and still going to school and still finding time to hang out and still finding time for family.
[44:14 - 44:19] And that dude had his shit together and I mean together.
[44:19 - 44:36] By the time he was 19 he had his own fucking house and most adults don't have that shit till they're like 2122 this dude had his own house by 19 and it's still living in the same spot as when we were kids.
[44:36 - 44:40] I talked to the guy every fucking day.
[44:40 - 44:50] He's one of my closest friends still lives in the same house and the same fucking down in the same spot where we all grew up.
[44:50 - 44:59] And guess what he's married enough kids now.
[44:59 - 45:11] But have you all grown as adults like fucking natural mafia William Gloria and Marty I what do you guys what do you do with your lives.
[45:11 - 45:19] Other than sit on the Internet and talk shit all fucking day and ruin someone's life like what do you fucking do all day.
[45:19 - 45:23] I mean clearly you guys don't fucking work.
[45:23 - 45:30] Clearly.
[45:30 - 45:51] And it's pretty sad that you know you guys said that tell me to get a job but yet half the other one controls and got a job you got themselves and you all want to sit there and pass judgment on me.
[45:51 - 46:03] Maybe you should look in the fucking mirror or better yet how about you stop being a little sissy ass pussy and grow the fuck up and stop being a fucking troll.
[46:03 - 46:05] How about that.
[46:05 - 46:15] How about you grow the fuck up grow some fucking common sense which if you need common sense I can give you some.
[46:15 - 46:25] I have no problem giving you a dose of fucking common sense because clearly y'alls parents and give you none as kids.
[46:25 - 46:41] So clearly I gotta be the one to give you guys the common sense so that you don't run around doing stupid shit when you put your little safety helmet on and bust your head on a fucking rock for not knowing what the fuck to do in life.
[46:41 - 46:49] So I gotta be that guy that's like here kids here's your safety helmet now don't don't hit your head on the rocks.
[46:49 - 46:56] Don't don't do that that'll do that'll do brain damage to you don't do that.
[46:56 - 47:07] It's pretty sad when I gotta play fucking babysitter to grown ass fucking adults who want to talk shit like a bunch of babies.
[47:07 - 47:11] That's pretty fucking sad.
[47:11 - 47:17] I feel like I gotta play fucking babysitter for a mass troll mafia William Gordon and Marty.
[47:17 - 47:23] I feel like I got a baby say y'all three motherfuckers.
[47:23 - 47:31] And it's sad I shouldn't have to fucking babysit you little bitches at all y'all should be grown up enough to know what the fuck to do.
[47:31 - 47:43] But instead I gotta sit here and fucking baby you'll be like don't do that that's not nice we don't talk shit about people like that no no don't do that.
[47:43 - 47:49] And then I gotta turn around and fucking punish you by reporting you and getting your shit taken down.
[47:49 - 47:56] That's pretty sad I feel like I'm fucking babysitting a bunch of fucking five year olds and growing as with those bodies.
[47:56 - 48:01] It's fucking sad.
[48:01 - 48:06] I shouldn't be having to play fucking babysitter.
[48:06 - 48:10] I what is this the fucking babysitter's club all of a sudden.
[48:10 - 48:14] Since when this become the fucking babysitter's club.
[48:14 - 48:25] And for all y'all that are my age and older y'all know that reference quite well.
[48:25 - 48:29] That ain't for real though.
[48:29 - 48:44] You don't fucking three idiots. Mass troll mafia William Gloria hole and music biz Marty is pretty fucking sad that I've sit here and babysit you dumb motherfuckers.
[48:44 - 48:47] And keep you from getting into my shit.
[48:47 - 48:50] I shouldn't have to do that.
[48:50 - 48:59] I should be worrying about me and what I need to do for myself my community my people my fans and my family and my friends.
[48:59 - 49:04] That's it.
[49:04 - 49:18] I should only be worrying about two things my job as a music artist and my family and friends and that's it.
[49:18 - 49:27] Let's say I say time out of the day out of my day of what I'm doing with recording and writing and doing all this other shit.
[49:27 - 49:45] And you know living real life just a baby sit a bunch of little fucking babies on the fucking Internet that don't know what the fuck to do with themselves and don't know what right from wrong is.
[49:45 - 49:49] I mean it's pretty fucking pathetic. It really is.
[49:49 - 49:57] I really truly feel like I'm taking care of a bunch of fucking five year olds.
[49:57 - 50:01] I mean how did I become the dad for the entire Internet.
[50:01 - 50:06] Someone please tell me since when did I have kids. Because last time I checked I don't have any.
[50:06 - 50:11] How did I get stuck with these three kids that are in grown ass adult bodies.
[50:11 - 50:30] Someone tell me like that I have kids and not know about it because last time I checked I don't have kids and that sure as fuck ain't in adult bodies.
[50:30 - 50:44] So to Marnie William Gloria and Mashroll Mafia grow the fuck up stop I know like a bunch of little sissy ass kids.
[50:44 - 50:57] And to all y'all younger kids I want to sit there and think yourself entitled man stop doing the shit you fucking do it because one of these days you're going to pop your mouth off of the wrong fucking dude when you get older and guess what.
[50:57 - 51:07] They're going to beat your scrawny little ass. Don't believe me just wait watch and see what happens.
[51:07 - 51:18] Trust me one of these days you're going to run your mouth through the wrong dude eventually when you get older and guess what that dude is going to fuck you up and you're not going to know what to do.
[51:18 - 51:26] And to y'all parents that are letting y'all's kids do this shit y'all need to grow the fuck up.
[51:26 - 51:40] Maybe if y'all young parents that ain't whipping your kids and letting them get away with this shit stop being a pussy fucking whip your kids if they're doing something fucking stupid beat their fucking asses man.
[51:40 - 51:54] If they're doing something wrong doing that good ass whooping stop fucking letting them walk all over you and using the cops against you and using child protective services against you.
[51:54 - 52:16] Stop being a little bitch don't be a fucking bitch be a fucking parent be a fucking kid be a fucking parent punish your kids when they do shit when they're wrong and they do something stupid and give them a reward when they do something good.
[52:16 - 52:36] How hard is that? I'm not even a parent and I can parent y'all's kids better than that shit easily and I'm not even a parent and I can probably take care of y'all's kids better than that.
[52:36 - 52:56] I mean for real you ain't you ain't your friends you ain't your kids friend you're not their brother you're not their sister you're they're not you're not their teacher you're their fucking parents.
[52:56 - 53:13] Treat your kid like your fucking kid and if they do something stupid like bullying someone trolling someone on the internet or doing something they shouldn't be doing the answer is fucking simple.
[53:13 - 53:28] It's called bend them over you're fucking me and give them an ass whooping and then ground them and take shit away from them and if they don't listen do it all over again until they fucking learn.
[53:28 - 53:49] That's how I was raised by did something stupid. I got my ass beat by both my mom and my dad and I got grounded and I wasn't able to go outside and hang all my friends.
[53:49 - 54:06] So maybe if y'all young parents that sit there and act like you know your kids friend maybe if y'all stop acting like your child's friend and start being a fucking parent and stop acting like a bunch of pussies.
[54:06 - 54:20] Maybe your kids want me running around doing stupid shit y'all want to sit there and not do anything and when their kid does when your kid does something stupid it's like oh I don't know why they did that.
[54:20 - 54:31] That's all I don't. Well gee I fucking wonder bitch it's cause y'all didn't fucking whip their ass if they do something stupid.
[54:31 - 54:38] Maybe if you started whipping their asses they wouldn't do the stupid shit that they fucking do.
[54:38 - 55:01] Cause trust me if I got a condo and had to shit y'all's motherfucking kids do guess what my ass wouldn't even be here right now my ass would be buried 60 and under this goddamn ground right now.
[55:01 - 55:15] That is not right. I was raised to look after my own. I was raised to be selfless. I was raised to help others.
[55:15 - 55:25] I was raised to be that dude that if you needed an extra dollar guess what I got you.
[55:25 - 55:31] If you need help with your truck pull her on in. Let's check it out and see what's going on.
[55:31 - 55:42] You need an extra coat for the winter? Tell us what's going on. Hey go ahead and grab one of mine. I got plenty.
[55:42 - 55:46] I was raised on fucking real family values.
[55:46 - 55:59] I wasn't raised on some bullshit internet garbage that y'all call real life. And by the way that whole cancel culture thing that y'all chose got going on about you know what I say to that?
[55:59 - 56:16] I say this. Fuck the cancel culture. The cancel culture is a fucking joke.
[56:16 - 56:29] And if y'all trolls, well excuse me, I have real life shit to fucking get back to. And guess what? I don't give a fuck if y'all trolls like it or don't fucking like it.
[56:29 - 56:38] I don't mean to fucking honest and if you don't like it well toughen up that skin fucking pussy.
[56:38 - 56:49] I mean it's not something to fucking smash you with real life. My god it's fucking dead bro. Stop me and that fucking pussy. Be an adult.
[56:49 - 57:01] And for all y'all young kids man, like I said, stop focusing on fucking having a boyfriend or girlfriend at 10 years old. Focus on school and get your fucking education.
[57:01 - 57:12] That's what you should be worried about. Not worried about who's better at gaming or who's got the harder girlfriend. Nah fuck that.
[57:12 - 57:28] Y'all kids need to be focusing on your shit. Focusing on your school and that way when you get out of school you can actually do what you want to do with your life.
[57:28 - 57:35] Now with that being said, to people like Carolyn, Lou, you know I love you guys, you guys are awesome, to Hannah, what up?
[57:35 - 57:42] And with that being said, if you guys did like this man, be sure to smack that like button and that subscribe button and share this shit around.
[57:42 - 57:53] If you know anybody that needs to see this shit, share this shit around man. Let people see this shit. Share it around if you know anybody that needs to see this shit.
[57:53 - 58:06] Let them get a little taste of reality. And with that being said, I love you guys and I will catch you guys later on this morning for the first ever Coffee and Chill Livestream around 10 o'clock this morning.
[58:06 - 58:16] It's gonna be fun. So I will catch you guys there. I love you guys. I'm out y'all. Peace.
[58:16 - 58:27] Oh and hash tag, and by the way, hash tag fuck patrols, hash tag fuck cancel culture. Bitch.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '3541' on August 20th, 2024