2022-1-30 TAXES ARE A JOKE

[0:00 - 0:10] Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, wherever you guys are at in the world. I know
[0:10 - 0:16] I'm probably going to get shit on in the comments or whatever, but on this one I don't
[0:16 - 0:27] think I am. I'm here to make y'all think. I'm here to make you guys think. I'm here
[0:27 - 0:35] to challenge you. I'm here to challenge you guys. I'm here to challenge your way of thinking.
[0:35 - 0:55] I'm here to challenge how you view the government and taxes. I'm here to challenge you guys.
[0:55 - 1:02] Something with taxes. Did you know that over 100 years ago, I'd say probably about 120
[1:02 - 1:15] years ago, we did not have taxes. The money people made we got to keep. What changed?
[1:15 - 1:23] What fucking changed in the last 100 years? Oh, I know what changed. Rich fuckbags. That's
[1:23 - 1:30] what changed. Rich motherfuckers that want to take from the poor and keep getting richer.
[1:30 - 1:37] Oh, and by the way, feel free to share this all over. Feel free to share this too. Feel
[1:37 - 1:45] free to share this to anyone you want. And you know, they say slavery doesn't exist
[1:45 - 1:53] anymore. Yes, it does. Slavery does exist. If you don't pay taxes, guess where you end
[1:53 - 2:06] up? Jail. Guess what jail is a form of? Slavery. Now, you want to prove how the government
[2:06 - 2:17] is a joke. I'll be straight up with you. I'll be straight up with you, man. The government,
[2:17 - 2:23] the one we ask you guys is, have you ever, have you guys ever gone to your job and worked
[2:23 - 2:29] a real, real hard day? You know, you work your ass off doing your job. You make about
[2:29 - 2:38] anywhere from five to 10 to 15 bucks an hour, right? And then you wonder, and I know a lot
[2:38 - 2:46] of you do wonder this. Why do we pay the government? Why do we pay people that didn't
[2:46 - 2:54] work our job for us doing a job that we did? It's just like a record label. Okay. You're
[2:54 - 3:01] not going to sit there and pay your job for doing your work because you did the job, not
[3:01 - 3:11] them. So why should you pay a government for a job that you fucking did? Why should you
[3:11 - 3:17] pay the government any kind of money from money that you yourself worked your ass off
[3:17 - 3:28] for? Why is it that you should have to pay any kind of money to a fucking government
[3:28 - 3:37] that does nothing but build shit for themselves, line their own fucking pockets? Think about
[3:37 - 3:48] it. Think about that shit. Why should we pay money to a government system that does nothing
[3:48 - 3:54] but line their own fucking pockets and then lie to the public about where it's going?
[3:54 - 3:59] We all know where that money is going. You don't fuck fat asses. We all know where that
[3:59 - 4:07] shit's going. It's going to your fucking pockets. And the only reason why people go
[4:07 - 4:14] to jail for not paying taxes is because you guys want this. It's all about the Benjamins.
[4:14 - 4:22] It's all about the money. That's all it is. It's all about the money for you dumb fucks.
[4:22 - 4:30] That's all it is. Do you know and I want you guys to grab a calculator out for this shit.
[4:30 - 4:37] I want every one of you guys to take out a calculator right now. I'm going to challenge
[4:37 - 4:42] you guys here, okay? I want to challenge you guys' thinking here, okay? I want to challenge
[4:42 - 4:48] you guys on something, all right? And I'm not doing this to be a dick. I want to challenge
[4:48 - 4:54] you guys to something to prove a point, all right? I want you guys to take out your calculators
[4:54 - 5:00] or your phones or whatever you have right now, whatever you guys have. I want you guys
[5:00 - 5:08] to add up how much money you make at your job a year and include the taxes, all right?
[5:08 - 5:18] Take however many taxes you pay a year, all right? Now, add that tax. Add however much
[5:18 - 5:26] you make a year to the taxes a year and cut out the middle man. Cut out having to pay
[5:26 - 5:33] tax. Do you know how much money you would be having in a fucking year if you didn't
[5:33 - 5:40] have to pay tax? Take out the middle man. Take out the government, all right? Let's
[5:40 - 5:49] pretend tax didn't exist, okay? Let's pretend for a second, tax did not exist. You take
[5:49 - 5:59] out however much you make a year from your job and you add all that up. Do you not realize
[5:59 - 6:06] that the poor people would actually be rich if we did not have to pay taxes? Do you not
[6:06 - 6:15] realize that? We would be making double what we get back in taxes each fucking year. Each
[6:15 - 6:22] fucking year, we would be making double what we get back if we did not have to pay taxes.
[6:22 - 6:30] Think about that. Like alive and well, think about it. You always talk about wanting a
[6:30 - 6:37] brand new super car or whatever, right? You guys dream of wanting that nice expensive
[6:37 - 6:44] car, right? You guys dream of wanting certain things, right? Well, think about that. If
[6:44 - 6:50] you didn't have taxes, you can buy that nice mansion. You can buy that nice super car that
[6:50 - 6:58] you've always wanted. You can buy that nice stuff that you've always wanted for yourself.
[6:58 - 7:06] Think about that. Think about that. If you didn't have to pay taxes, do you realize
[7:06 - 7:14] how much more shit you can buy for yourself? How much more you could do with that money?
[7:14 - 7:23] Think about that for a second. Think about how much more you could buy if you didn't
[7:23 - 7:33] have to pay taxes. Taxes are nothing more than a government scam for us to pay them
[7:33 - 7:40] so they can do what? Sit around on their asses all day? That's all they do. They sit around
[7:40 - 7:47] on their asses all day. This is all they do. Wait, let's say I'm a government official.
[7:47 - 7:55] Nine and a half percent of the government officials, this is all they do all day. Even
[7:55 - 7:59] though this isn't a cigar, I'm just going to treat it like one. This is all they do
[7:59 - 8:08] all day. Sit on their asses and their offices. Get rich. That's all they do all day. They
[8:08 - 8:17] sit there and do this. And then what else do they do? Take flights to other countries,
[8:17 - 8:26] maybe go on vacation. They're taking your money and using that for themselves. That's
[8:26 - 8:33] all they're doing. That is all the government is fucking doing. That's all the government
[8:33 - 8:40] is doing is they're aligning their pockets with your money that you earn. And you know
[8:40 - 8:45] where they're going? Different countries. They're going to fucking Fiji. They're going
[8:45 - 8:50] to fucking Tokyo, Japan. They're going to fucking different places all over the world
[8:50 - 8:58] and their private little jets and their fancy ass cars with their fancy shit using your
[8:58 - 9:10] money that you work. You, you guys, the people made that money, not them. So why should you
[9:10 - 9:18] pay someone else money that you fucking earned? Why should you have to pay anyone any money
[9:18 - 9:27] that you fucking earned? They didn't earn that money. You did. You're the ones that
[9:27 - 9:36] are busting your asses every day. And yes, even people like me, who was making money
[9:36 - 9:41] at one point until all this shit happened. And now I'm having to start over from the
[9:41 - 9:50] ground up, but that's fine. I'm okay with that. But you guys earned that money that
[9:50 - 9:58] you fucking made. You earned that. So why should you have to pay a bunch of rich fat
[9:58 - 10:06] overweight folks who do nothing but sit around all fucking day long. Oh, and then if you
[10:06 - 10:17] don't pay taxes, you go to jail, which is a form of fucking slavery. Slavery does
[10:17 - 10:25] exist people, and it's called the government. Wait the fuck up. The government's a fucking
[10:25 - 10:39] joke. Our system is broken. We don't need the government to survive. Oh, hey, it's called
[10:39 - 10:45] a government. This is also aimed at you, you dumb fucks. And Biden, yes, this is aimed
[10:45 - 10:52] at you as well. It's called free fucking healthcare. It's called let people keep the
[10:52 - 11:02] money that they fucking make. It's called stop making people pay taxes. I know Indiana
[11:02 - 11:11] doesn't pay taxes. The state of Indiana does not pay taxes. There is no tax on anything
[11:11 - 11:21] in Indiana. Look it up. So my question to you is this. If Indiana doesn't have to pay
[11:21 - 11:28] tax on anything, why should anyone else have to? What makes Indiana so special from the
[11:28 - 11:40] rest of the US? They don't pay tax on anything. And guess where a lot of rich people come
[11:40 - 11:55] from? Indiana. Indiana is one of the very few select states in the US if not the only
[11:55 - 12:03] state in the US that doesn't pay tax on anything. So if they don't have to pay tax, why should
[12:03 - 12:12] the rest of the fucking country have to? If they don't have to, why should anyone else?
[12:12 - 12:18] Do you know why a lot of middle class people move out of Indiana? You know what they do?
[12:18 - 12:25] They save up their money and move out of state to go to a nice city, get that nice
[12:25 - 12:34] expensive house in California. They go out there to Florida and Miami and get these nice
[12:34 - 12:43] expensive cars and houses. Why? Because they save their money that they fucking make.
[12:43 - 12:50] They're not stupid. They're smart. They save their money and they move out there to these
[12:50 - 13:02] places to buy expensive homes, to do things they want to do. Hell, just the other day
[13:02 - 13:07] I had a friend that's actually an entrepreneur. He ran a small business in Indiana and you
[13:07 - 13:12] know what he did after he made the money that he wanted to make? He moved out to California
[13:12 - 13:19] just recently. Matter of fact, I think he moved out there just a couple months ago.
[13:19 - 13:23] He just moved out there a couple months ago and you know what he's doing right now? This
[13:23 - 13:30] dude's only 20 solid years old and you know what he's doing? Living life comfortably.
[13:30 - 13:35] He ain't got to do shit for the rest of his life. You want to know why? Because he busted
[13:35 - 13:41] his ass. He didn't have to pay tax. He saved up his money. He played it smart and he got
[13:41 - 13:48] the fuck out of town. Now he gets to sit around and do whatever he wants. Why? Because
[13:48 - 13:55] he didn't have to pay fucking tax. And if you guys really want that dream job, that
[13:55 - 14:04] dream car, that dream house, stop paying fucking taxes. Do you not realize there are more
[14:04 - 14:10] of us than there are of the government? There are more people than there are government
[14:10 - 14:20] officials. They work for us. We do not work for them. They work for us. We are the people.
[14:20 - 14:27] We control them, not the other way around. Don't let them fucking fool you. Do you know
[14:27 - 14:35] that there are 37 or nothing? It's like, I don't know. It's 30 different human rights.
[14:35 - 14:42] There are 30 different human rights and their government, they literally go against almost
[14:42 - 14:51] every single one of them. Like, you guys work your asses off doing an eight to nine hour
[14:51 - 14:58] shift, right? You do about an eight to nine hour shift at your job, whether it's doing
[14:58 - 15:05] a wage or saying whether it's doing whatever. You know, whether you work at a gas station,
[15:05 - 15:14] whether you work at a fast food restaurant, whatever. All right, you guys work nine to
[15:14 - 15:21] 10 hour days, okay? Just like me. I'm working with a friend to get my record label back
[15:21 - 15:25] up and going. Shout out to my friend that I'll be working with starting on Tuesday.
[15:25 - 15:39] And that dude knows who he is. But you guys work a regular nine to 10 hour shift, correct?
[15:39 - 15:46] You work a nine to 10 hour shift every day. You bust your ass, you get home, you're tired,
[15:46 - 15:55] you want to relax. Okay? You bust your ass for that money every fucking day. So my question
[15:55 - 16:05] to you is why are you paying people money that you earn that they did not work for?
[16:05 - 16:12] Why are you paying them money that they didn't earn? The government didn't earn that money.
[16:12 - 16:18] You did. They didn't work your job. They're not there with you every day doing what you
[16:18 - 16:27] do for work. Think about that. And I mean, really fucking think about what I'm saying.
[16:27 - 16:31] And don't just sit there and pull me off like I'm a joke. Don't just sit there and go,
[16:31 - 16:36] "Oh, you're crazy." No, I'm not actually. I'm challenging your way of thinking. I'm
[16:36 - 16:43] challenging you guys on this. I want to challenge you guys. And yes, even you, Marty, I want
[16:43 - 16:51] to challenge you as well. I want to challenge your way of thinking. I want to challenge
[16:51 - 16:58] the way you guys think. I want you guys to open up your fucking eyes and realize that
[16:58 - 17:10] our government and our system is a fucking joke. Our system is basically a fucking bank
[17:10 - 17:17] for these rich fat motherfuckers that don't do anything. And then when you don't pay
[17:17 - 17:25] these rich people, they have you thrown in jail for tax evasion. It's not tax evasion,
[17:25 - 17:32] motherfuckers. It's called not paying the motherfuckers that didn't earn the money.
[17:32 - 17:38] What happened to the days when people used to be able to keep the money that they made?
[17:38 - 17:44] What happened to somebody keeping the harder money that they fucking make? What happened
[17:44 - 17:52] to that? What happened to the days where people could keep the money that they make and didn't
[17:52 - 17:59] have to pay anything? Do you remember being a little kid and I'm pretty sure we've all
[17:59 - 18:10] done this, okay? Do you remember being a kid and having your first lemonade stand and
[18:10 - 18:14] you would make that money and you felt good about making that money? You felt good because
[18:14 - 18:20] you earned it and no one else? You earned that money doing that lemonade stand or whatever
[18:20 - 18:25] kind of stand you had. You earned that money and you felt good keeping that money because
[18:25 - 18:33] you felt like you worked hard for it. You felt like, hey, I earned this. I worked hard
[18:33 - 18:42] for this. Shouldn't that same rule still apply? You didn't have to pay tax for a lemonade
[18:42 - 18:48] stand. You didn't have to give the government the money that you made from a lemonade stand
[18:48 - 19:01] as a kid. So why should that change? Why should that change as adults? Why should that change
[19:01 - 19:10] as adults? And the same thing still applies. The same thing still applies with that. They
[19:10 - 19:21] did not earn your money. You did. They pay you to do a job. And then what? They take
[19:21 - 19:28] a percentage out of your pay just so they can get richer at the end of the day. Where
[19:28 - 19:34] is that fair to you as the person that works hard for that money? Where is it fair for
[19:34 - 19:43] you for the person that busts their ass? Where is that fair to you guys? That government,
[19:43 - 19:49] that person that you're paying the taxes to, they didn't earn your money. You did.
[19:49 - 19:58] You worked your ass off for that shit, not them. The only thing they do? Yeah, sure.
[19:58 - 20:07] This is my pay for a military. But only a small percentage of that goes to the fucking
[20:07 - 20:13] military. You know where the rest of that money goes to? Their fucking pockets. That's
[20:13 - 20:21] where it all goes. Their fucking pockets. So they could travel around and have fun
[20:21 - 20:27] while the rich keep getting richer and the poor keep getting poorer. And you wonder
[20:27 - 20:34] why there are so many homeless people? The government is why. There's more homeless
[20:34 - 20:45] people now than there's ever been. Why? Loss of job. You know, not many job openings anymore.
[20:45 - 20:53] The government doing fucked up shit to get them kicked out of their houses. Well, maybe
[20:53 - 20:58] if the government would stop stealing our fucking money, there would be way less more
[20:58 - 21:05] homeless people than there used to be. Back in the 60s and 70s, there weren't that many
[21:05 - 21:11] homeless people. Now they're everywhere. Why? Because of the fucking government getting
[21:11 - 21:19] greedy and wanting more money. They want your fucking money. And if you don't pay
[21:19 - 21:30] it's them. Guess where you go? Jail. Guess what jail is a form of? Slavery. So yes,
[21:30 - 21:36] slavery does still exist, people. And it's in the form of jail. It's in the form of
[21:36 - 21:46] the government. The government is like that bullying school that forces you to pay that
[21:46 - 21:52] money to do whatever the fuck they want. They are that bullying school that forces
[21:52 - 22:00] you to pay the money that you earned. And if you don't pay that money, guess what?
[22:00 - 22:02] You go to fucking jail.