2021-9-8 twist of fate

[0:15 - 0:17] What's up you guys?
[0:18 - 0:20] so
[0:20 - 0:26] Seeing as I didn't even get to celebrate or
[0:27 - 0:29] Do a show
[0:29 - 0:31] For my boy Clint the other day
[0:32 - 0:34] Who got married this time Friday?
[0:35 - 0:38] I've been great on him right
[0:38 - 0:41] For me to do that show for him
[0:42 - 0:46] Since I never got the motherfucking chance to
[0:46 - 0:54] So quick these first few songs are for you, my man
[2:34 - 2:46] Oh
[5:14 - 5:16] No
[6:20 - 6:23] We have a very
[6:23 - 6:30] Special guest of us tonight sitting backstage. You guys don't you guys love him
[6:30 - 6:34] He's a personal good friend of mine, man
[6:40 - 6:42] Cuz me and this man
[6:43 - 6:45] We go away
[6:45 - 7:04] Yo, books. How you doing my man? How you doing motherfucker?
[7:05 - 7:08] I'm kicking it
[7:14 - 7:22] Yeah, I'm drawing it. Sorry just clear my throat
[7:23 - 7:30] So I hear you had a little announcement that you wanted to make am I right?
[7:38 - 7:41] The plan it worked
[7:48 - 7:50] Well, I am good at getting in tow aren't I
[7:56 - 7:58] Oh
[7:58 - 8:05] candle three years of fucking gathering in tow deep in the trenches
[8:16 - 8:20] Dude, dude, I should get actor of the year award
[8:20 - 8:39] Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, thank you knows what I'm about to say
[8:45 - 8:47] Oh, I was gonna say get fucked Karen
[8:52 - 8:57] Fuck bitch
[8:59 - 9:02] Now would you like to explain
[9:04 - 9:05] the details
[9:05 - 9:11] You know, yes me and chance didn't only see I die
[9:12 - 9:14] But you know
[9:18 - 9:24] There was a plan that evolved and basically
[9:26 - 9:29] Involved me going behind enemy lines and
[9:30 - 9:34] Well, I acted the shit out of this
[9:51 - 9:53] Wanted to be evil
[9:59 - 10:02] I take that as a compliment
[10:03 - 10:05] Hey
[10:21 - 10:23] Yeah, you don't even know
[10:34 - 10:42] Well, the other part of it was I really had to get to know her
[10:43 - 10:45] Wanted to see what made candle tick
[10:45 - 10:50] What really makes that girl tick is thinking she's always right
[10:52 - 10:54] she
[10:56 - 10:58] Assessment time
[10:58 - 11:01] And I can attest to her being considerate
[11:17 - 11:22] Dude I could bring my entire family on here and they'd all say the same fucking thing
[11:24 - 11:26] Even
[11:28 - 11:33] The same thing that we say she's a fucking crazy psychotic bitch
[11:36 - 11:43] Yeah, but at the end of the day the assessment is a lot of this comes down to her ego and
[11:44 - 11:46] The fact that she thinks she's never wrong
[11:47 - 11:56] She thinks she's she can do no wrong and every time someone disagrees with her
[11:57 - 12:01] They're automatically abusing her bullying her or harassing her
[12:16 - 12:23] It's okay, I'm not paying them a knee attention right now
[12:24 - 12:26] Yeah, so
[12:26 - 12:29] You know when it comes down to it I
[12:30 - 12:33] Think I'm a fucking good actor at this point
[12:37 - 12:43] Dude I can see you play and I know you're probably here you go motherfucker. You're so damn good
[12:43 - 12:46] You should play the motherfucking goddamn twilight, bro
[12:47 - 12:49] Yeah, I should have played in a fucking horror movie
[12:52 - 12:54] What a good serial killer
[13:00 - 13:06] Motherfucker you should have played in goddamn silence in the land, bro
[13:09 - 13:15] The dream will always to be Friday the 13th, but I know that'll never happen
[13:18 - 13:20] But
[13:20 - 13:23] No, I fucking went under did recon and you know
[13:24 - 13:27] Gathered intel on the enemy that old chestnut
[13:29 - 13:30] dude
[13:30 - 13:35] Every fucking day she couldn't go a day without talking about you, dude
[13:37 - 13:41] And then every day it was a way
[13:44 - 13:47] Every day was just another day of how to destroy you
[13:47 - 13:54] How to get you to quit YouTube how to quit get you to quit this how to get you to quit that I
[13:55 - 13:57] Thought it was funny
[14:01 - 14:10] Dude she couldn't go she couldn't okay. That was nice. I took her up to the movies. Yeah
[14:11 - 14:18] As like a date she had a watch she had a fucking keep periodically checking YouTube to see if you were doing anything
[14:21 - 14:25] Yeah, and she kept when if I wanted to watch a movie with her
[14:25 - 14:29] It's well, let me check YouTube see if he's on live or anything
[14:30 - 14:38] Why would she even know that I don't fucking know because she wanted to play troll on her
[14:38 - 14:42] Rebecca Wolf account or whatever the fuck it was she was using and
[14:47 - 14:51] Then there was you like dude she loves Pokemon
[14:51 - 14:57] I took her to a fucking Pokemon movie and it was more the same of I gotta check my phone
[14:57 - 15:02] I got to do you know, she was texting other people this this and that
[15:03 - 15:08] So when my final assessment is out it narrows down to
[15:09 - 15:14] You could be dating her you could take her out on a date, but it's not good enough
[15:15 - 15:19] And it's true help this time from a chick who
[15:20 - 15:24] Pretended she was part of where were what do you expect?
[15:25 - 15:27] She's a fucking psycho
[15:29 - 15:31] Yeah, I'm a fucking robot. What's up?
[15:37 - 15:39] I'm only joking
[15:40 - 15:42] Like I said
[15:54 - 15:57] I'll be back
[16:01 - 16:03] So
[16:09 - 16:13] Yes, look here candle, this is directly aimed at you
[16:14 - 16:21] In your bitch boyfriend leave my family out of it leave my friends out of it
[16:21 - 16:26] You threaten my brother again my sister my girlfriend or my close friends
[16:27 - 16:32] Or even my mother you will have held the pay little girl
[16:34 - 16:38] Let's not forget. I can see my son now any time I fucking want
[16:47 - 16:53] No, no, no, no she told me if I ever wanted to come down to Iowa I could see my son
[16:59 - 17:03] The details are candle no candle drama
[17:04 - 17:06] No
[17:06 - 17:08] Nothing about candle
[17:11 - 17:14] Those are the stipulations and I agree
[17:30 - 17:33] Yeah, yo, when did you want us to come out to act and chill out
[17:33 - 17:35] No
[17:36 - 17:38] Whatever you guys want to man
[17:40 - 17:46] Just want to stop for my birthday because my best friend Adam the Lord sees is gonna be down here that day
[17:46 - 17:48] So anytime before after that
[17:49 - 17:51] We're good
[17:51 - 17:58] All right. All right, we'll work out the details behind later. Okay. Yeah. Yeah for sure man for sure
[17:59 - 18:07] But I don't grab the gun and we can go shoot some beer bottles
[18:07 - 18:09] That sounds good to me
[18:09 - 18:17] Hell bro, you seen the woods out back in my place. We got playing with that. I don't fucking go bro. Plus. We got the railroad tracks
[18:19 - 18:21] Shit, oh, I wouldn't go play with the trains
[18:27 - 18:31] No, no, no, no, what me and my brother used to do we lived in the country and
[18:32 - 18:36] Me and my stepbrother would literally fucking take the train to the next country over
[18:37 - 18:39] Just to get some fucking
[18:39 - 18:42] Shit from us little convenient story in the town
[18:44 - 18:46] It was like a fun way of travel
[18:47 - 18:49] We never got in trouble
[18:50 - 18:54] Dude, you're lucky you ain't get caught. Most motherfuckers would have gotten caught
[18:56 - 19:01] Our hell I know you've seen the Shibuya meltdown Instagram
[19:01 - 19:06] Bro, I can see the so plastered that yours don't ask to be out there. I
[19:07 - 19:09] Can actually see
[19:09 - 19:15] Who sadly?
[19:17 - 19:18] Joey
[19:18 - 19:22] Lord's getting hooked. I should wait a minute now crazy motherfuckers
[19:22 - 19:30] You know being crazy doesn't isn't all that easy as you think it is. Yeah, it's right. It's really not
[19:30 - 19:35] It's like a trance. It's like taking care of a child only a hundred times
[19:37 - 19:41] No, for me, it's I got to learn who to be crazy towards
[19:41 - 19:47] I don't want to get crazy towards the people I care about but everybody else fair game
[19:47 - 19:50] They don't know you do tend to go out of
[19:51 - 19:55] Yeah, even though you do tend to do it every now and then regardless
[19:57 - 20:00] Mr. No, Mr. Don't attack it
[20:00 - 20:02] I
[20:05 - 20:12] There's a stage there for you. Don't attack boy. Yeah, it sounds kind of tacky
[20:20 - 20:22] It really sticks out it doesn't
[20:28 - 20:32] I can see the name sticking out of your forehead already can't you
[20:33 - 20:38] Yeah, but if I do it you got someone next to me that'll kick my will not kick my ass work
[20:38 - 20:40] But get mad at me for it
[20:51 - 20:59] She's laughing no, no, no put the thumb tech put the thumb tech right here. She fucking pops it in even more
[21:05 - 21:07] Why would you get mad at me for that
[21:11 - 21:13] Doesn't want you to hurt over that
[21:31 - 21:33] No, but it was actually an interesting night
[21:38 - 21:40] It was a lot of joking around
[21:42 - 21:44] Always
[21:44 - 21:48] You know at least communication works
[21:50 - 21:56] Yeah, hey, and that was another reason why I think candle is unfit to be in a relationship
[21:58 - 22:00] She is
[22:03 - 22:06] No, no that but she's always too busy
[22:07 - 22:13] She you know, she doesn't know how to make time for the person she's with like I've made time for her
[22:13 - 22:15] I
[22:21 - 22:26] Almost lost my job because of her because she kept calling my fucking phone while I was at work
[22:38 - 22:41] Oh, oh you want to hear some good shit was up
[22:42 - 22:47] My boss banned her from ever coming on company property
[22:50 - 22:58] She trust Pat will know this was from this was because she called the cops on me wrongfully called the cops on me
[22:59 - 23:06] Under false pretenses claiming I was starting to commit suicide when no I was hanging out with my friends. Oh
[23:15 - 23:19] He fucking later comes out. So why were the cops here today, Paul?
[23:19 - 23:23] I'm like, well my fucking crazy acts fucking called them on me
[23:24 - 23:29] Telling him this this and that he goes why don't want her ever on my property again. She comes here
[23:29 - 23:34] She's going straight to fucking jail for trespassing and I will press trespassing charges
[23:35 - 23:43] And then he advised me to start finding someone else. He advised me to get out of that abusive relationship
[23:44 - 23:52] Right, and you know the sad thing is he was right the way she treated me a lot of my family saw the text messages
[23:52 - 23:54] Yeah
[23:54 - 23:59] About how I asked her hey, how are you feeling and I got called abusive?
[23:59 - 24:04] Lot of my family saw that I could bring any family member out here right get now
[24:04 - 24:08] My brother my brother and Seth didn't have school. Wait, what's today?
[24:08 - 24:10] I
[24:14 - 24:22] Would have brought him on here and I would let him explain to everybody that she hit him she beat him
[24:23 - 24:25] When he was younger
[24:28 - 24:31] Dude she tried to use as a fucking
[24:31 - 24:37] Wade trying to wheeze a lot of it that he sexually assaulted her and now that
[24:38 - 24:40] She's going around slandering my brother
[24:47 - 24:50] This isn't a threat this is a promise you hurt my little brother
[24:56 - 25:03] Look into my lifeless dead cold ice candle and no you hurt my brother and you don't stop with my brother
[25:05 - 25:06] Payback
[25:06 - 25:08] Will come back tenfold
[25:08 - 25:12] You will never see your kids again
[25:31 - 25:39] Yo, yo, yo, yeah, oh DMA test results have come out toward
[25:40 - 25:45] Raiyu soreness Raiyu or her ex-boyfriend thing
[25:47 - 25:53] About the child that she claims they have together and he has showed me the DNA test
[25:54 - 25:56] DNA test shows
[25:56 - 26:00] That when it comes to I forget the what was the kids name?
[26:02 - 26:04] When it comes to baby
[26:05 - 26:08] What are whatever baby she pushed out with them?
[26:09 - 26:11] When it comes to said baby
[26:13 - 26:15] Fang is not the father
[26:20 - 26:26] That was a big dun dun dun and i'm not even fucking joking
[26:29 - 26:32] I did my homework and I did my questioning
[26:34 - 26:40] Now the only thing that you guys are saying on the bitch regarding what she did to me
[26:41 - 26:43] Oh, yeah
[26:44 - 26:48] Well this goes not just for you but for everybody else that she harassed
[26:49 - 26:55] In that was involved with you. So not just you everyone involved
[26:55 - 26:57] So bradley
[26:57 - 27:01] Bradley everyone else that was in bloodshot records. Yeah
[27:02 - 27:04] candle
[27:04 - 27:06] Becky
[27:06 - 27:11] You know, well, hold on. Hold on. You cannot claim that I am uh
[27:12 - 27:17] Pulling no hate crime because you never told anybody since you're claiming to be a man
[27:18 - 27:20] You're not telling anybody your male name
[27:21 - 27:28] So all I have to go off of is well, the only no names I have for you are becky or candle
[27:29 - 27:31] So
[27:31 - 27:32] you know
[27:32 - 27:36] You can't get me on nothing you haven't told nobody
[27:37 - 27:39] What name you go by now
[27:41 - 27:43] Leave my friends alone. Leave my friends alone
[27:45 - 27:48] You just mad because I chance has real friends
[27:50 - 27:53] And you have to you have to blackmail people
[27:54 - 27:57] To be your friend
[27:57 - 28:03] Exactly like dude. I have so I have so hundred plus motherfuckers that enjoy my shit
[28:04 - 28:11] You can only have like what a couple hundred maybe i'm over shooting by a hundred or two hundred
[28:13 - 28:18] Oh, you know what asexual is right where you don't believe in sex. Yeah. Yeah
[28:18 - 28:24] Well, she claims to be asexual now, but yeah, she said, um, i'm not making any
[28:25 - 28:29] She literally sent a friend of mine a picture of a horse dildo
[28:32 - 28:34] Oh
[28:36 - 28:38] On her bed
[28:45 - 28:49] She sent it to heather
[28:49 - 28:51] Oh my god
[28:51 - 28:55] And you know i about threw up when i found out what she into i about threw up
[28:56 - 29:00] Oh, i don't blame you. I went to and y'all on a side note though, man
[29:00 - 29:07] To my boy quinn not only on behalf of myself, but on behalf of this man right here and heather man
[29:07 - 29:11] We all want to say congrats on getting married and do rock for your brother
[29:15 - 29:17] Wait, what's going on?
[29:17 - 29:24] My dear quinn that one dude that's my mom's quinn. He's in my chat all the time. Yeah, he just got married on Friday
[29:24 - 29:26] Dude, they're down in Tasmania right now on their honeymoon
[29:27 - 29:29] Congratulations
[29:29 - 29:31] Hell yeah, man. Congrats quinn
[29:33 - 29:37] Congrats to my mother fucking brother from across the country. He's fucking asshole
[29:41 - 29:45] But you know
[29:45 - 29:48] I've i've been learning the shit that I was lied to you about
[29:50 - 29:52] When it comes to candle
[29:52 - 29:57] Dude, she lied to a lot of us man not just you it was a lot of us
[29:58 - 30:00] You be broke
[30:00 - 30:04] I was saying heather a lot of us bro. Not just you
[30:06 - 30:08] I'm not saying which one
[30:12 - 30:20] But certain one of my grandma's not saying which one is very protective over family
[30:21 - 30:24] She said that a candle fucks with me again
[30:25 - 30:28] She'll beat the bitch
[30:29 - 30:34] And I'm gonna say this I love my grandma so can't know if you hurt my grandma
[30:49 - 30:52] I won't I won't let nobody put their hands on my grandma
[30:54 - 30:56] right
[30:56 - 31:04] That's my grandma and no one's gonna put their hands on my mom because that's my mom
[31:04 - 31:08] They want to put their hands on my mom or my grandma. They put their hands on me
[31:15 - 31:17] But see she's afraid of my mom
[31:19 - 31:20] Really?
[31:20 - 31:27] Yeah
[31:29 - 31:31] But
[31:34 - 31:36] My ears
[31:36 - 31:37] Sorry, dude
[31:37 - 31:41] Oh, my ears are ringing. Sorry about that dude feedback from the mic
[31:42 - 31:44] Oh
[31:45 - 31:48] Why exactly is it that she's afraid of your grandmother?
[31:50 - 31:52] No, she's afraid of my mom because uh
[31:52 - 31:55] Oh, I thought he said he ran over man. I'm bad mom's thing
[31:56 - 31:58] Well, she's afraid of my mom because you know what my mom
[31:59 - 32:02] Was about to beat her ass when she hit my little brother
[32:09 - 32:15] When she put her hand hands on my brother. She left scratch marks on my brother
[32:16 - 32:18] Really
[32:18 - 32:24] Yeah, my mom damn near beat her and the reason why she put her hands on my brother because my brother was taking garbage out
[32:25 - 32:30] And candle fucking grabbed him telling him he's not supposed to be touching our shit
[32:31 - 32:35] It was garbage, you know, he was taking garbage out to the fucking garbage
[32:36 - 32:38] What's the big fucking deal
[32:39 - 32:41] All right
[32:41 - 32:43] You know, I told my brother, you know
[32:44 - 32:46] If he's gonna come over
[32:46 - 32:48] And fucking hang out with me. He has to help
[32:49 - 32:52] You don't keep shit picked up. Yeah, dude
[32:53 - 32:58] Dude, that's like whenever my best friend jade comes over here. He's so much like family that if
[32:59 - 33:02] He like let's say he leaves something on the floor and doesn't pick it up
[33:03 - 33:07] Mom will fucking bitch. I haven't tell him to pick the shit up
[33:09 - 33:14] Oh, no, I love my brothers. I love my brothers, but I'll look at my brother. I said pick that fucking shit up
[33:15 - 33:17] Exactly
[33:17 - 33:24] That's just like one man jade dude. I love my brother jade death. He's my best friend known for fucking eons
[33:24 - 33:28] But that motherfucker leaves someone on the floor bitch pick that shit up
[33:31 - 33:35] Pick your shit up motherfucker
[33:35 - 33:37] No, that's jade, you know, honey, bro
[33:40 - 33:41] You know
[33:41 - 33:44] I've grown exponentially numb to all this shit
[33:45 - 33:48] That you can say whatever the fuck she wants about me. It ain't gonna bother me
[33:49 - 33:52] Exactly my packing my family
[33:54 - 33:57] Is what I have a problem with
[33:58 - 34:02] Right exactly like what you have a problem with is the same thing that I have a problem with
[34:02 - 34:09] Her attacking me you our families. Do we care about like it's fucking irritating and it's dumb
[34:12 - 34:14] Not to mention it's fucking pointless
[34:19 - 34:24] You know what sad chance and this is totally unrelated to what we're talking about. What's that?
[34:26 - 34:28] I come from a family of gun owners
[34:33 - 34:35] That that's sad
[34:35 - 34:40] And how's that sad that shouldn't do you should be happy about that bro
[34:40 - 34:43] You get all the fucking guns that you could possibly want for discount
[34:47 - 34:51] It's sad because we never go shooting together
[34:52 - 34:56] In other words, you don't get to play target practice with a certain
[34:57 - 35:00] With certain targets that you want to use for target practice. I think it
[35:01 - 35:05] Yeah, I mean, I want to fucking shoot watermelon and shit, dude
[35:06 - 35:08] All right, you need to kind of like I need to do I need to
[35:09 - 35:11] Keep my hands started bro. You're telling me
[35:13 - 35:16] On a fucking a demolition ranch where they shoot all kinds of shit
[35:18 - 35:21] And see if the bullet will go all the way through it or stop it
[35:21 - 35:23] What pokemon
[35:27 - 35:30] Wait, what's up, she's playing pokemon go
[35:31 - 35:32] Oh god
[35:32 - 35:39] Speaking of pokemon go funniest thing I've ever seen and I know this is this is related to that
[35:39 - 35:43] But it's also kind of unrelated funniest thing. I've ever heard
[35:43 - 35:48] Ryan out church say is that fucking Nicki Minaj looks like fucking jinx
[35:50 - 35:54] And she does bro. If you look at Nicki Minaj and you put jinx right beside her bro
[35:54 - 35:57] Then look exactly the fucking same. It's creepy as fuck
[36:03 - 36:05] Yeah, I'm not gonna argue there
[36:05 - 36:09] Just saying
[36:09 - 36:11] So
[36:12 - 36:14] Why are you trying to imitate pokemon, bitch?
[36:17 - 36:20] Wait, what? Oh
[36:20 - 36:21] Her yeah
[36:21 - 36:24] Good point. You're just now catching on
[36:27 - 36:28] Well for a minute
[36:28 - 36:32] I thought you're directing that comment at someone completely fucking different. No
[36:36 - 36:38] No, if I was you know, I did it
[36:38 - 36:42] I was about to say at first I thought you were thinking that I was aiming at you
[36:42 - 36:47] I was about to say bro. If I were gonna compare you to a pokemon, I'd be motherfucking snorlax
[36:51 - 36:56] Dude, my favorite pokemon is reqaza. They were crazy the fucking balls
[36:58 - 37:00] I have all shiny forms of eevee
[37:01 - 37:04] Nice
[37:04 - 37:06] I'd play a little
[37:06 - 37:08] I didn't see you actually haven't played in a while though
[37:09 - 37:11] By a little I mean a lot
[37:12 - 37:16] Yeah, like I said
[37:16 - 37:20] My ass hasn't been able to play for obvious fucking reasons
[37:21 - 37:29] As we speak I'm in new york right now. Oh, no shit. What part? Yo, are you still in water town? What part are you in right now?
[37:37 - 37:39] Um
[37:39 - 37:40] I don't
[37:40 - 37:42] Over by the pier
[37:42 - 37:44] Oh
[37:44 - 37:50] So you're probably in I want to say the Manhattan area or somewhere around there
[37:54 - 37:59] Because dude, I used to when I was younger I used to live in water town. It's like a little tiny city down there
[37:59 - 38:01] It's by a military base
[38:01 - 38:03] Actually, it isn't military base
[38:04 - 38:07] Shout out to water and shout out to everybody from water down in new york. What's up guys?
[38:12 - 38:14] I got a few friends in new york
[38:16 - 38:21] One of my my friend, uh, one of my friends him and his girl about to be getting married. I'm the best man
[38:21 - 38:23] Oh, no shit. That's awesome, dude
[38:24 - 38:25] Yep
[38:25 - 38:30] Hey, dude, that's funny because um, that's actually ironic as fuck because uh, when quaint
[38:31 - 38:33] Was uh doing his wedding
[38:33 - 38:36] Um, he was like dude, if you were here and I'll show you dude
[38:36 - 38:42] I would totally make you my best man. I was like, I know you would my ass would be hopping off fighting coming there, motherfucker
[38:49 - 38:55] So again to quentin his brand new wife congrats. Happy for you guys 100%
[38:57 - 39:00] Just don't do anything to make her beat you with the frying pan
[39:00 - 39:04] Yeah, exactly bro. Yeah, paul
[39:06 - 39:10] I don't like it. Don't do a shit to get a deal with the frying pan motherfucker
[39:11 - 39:13] Yeah, I like getting that
[39:14 - 39:16] Since when do you become a masochist?
[39:18 - 39:20] uh
[39:20 - 39:24] I like pain
[39:25 - 39:27] Yeah
[39:32 - 39:37] No, she she got me tickle spot. Uh-huh. This sucks
[39:48 - 39:50] Yeah
[39:51 - 39:53] She shanked me
[39:55 - 39:58] She just literally just took her finger
[39:59 - 40:01] What the fuck
[40:07 - 40:09] That didn't sound like
[40:10 - 40:17] Dude remember back when we were all fucking kids and shake growing up in the 90s and in the fucking middle school
[40:17 - 40:19] We always did I I shake you
[40:21 - 40:25] Oh, no, no, no me and my friends we do three fingers and jam it into the
[40:25 - 40:31] Each other side and say shake and I literally did it hard enough. One of my friends fell on the floor
[40:32 - 40:34] She thought he literally got shanked
[40:38 - 40:40] I've done that a few times
[40:41 - 40:46] Not gonna lie. I've done that a few times and it it's actually pretty funny
[40:46 - 40:52] She keeps shaking me
[40:52 - 40:55] Uh, I wanted to say something I missed from school
[40:58 - 41:00] Testing off every single teacher that you can't stand
[41:02 - 41:06] Dude in high school my freshman. I got along with all my teachers
[41:07 - 41:13] Dude, you're lucky my fucking my fucking economy my economics teacher
[41:14 - 41:18] Couldn't stand him for shit. He couldn't stand me. You're lucky
[41:19 - 41:23] Okay, well, let's put it this way. I was an a plus student in health
[41:29 - 41:33] I was an a plus student in health and I had a crush on my health teacher
[42:23 - 42:32] What was he trying to explain what that was about?
[43:15 - 43:21] Why did I just show up shiffer herbs and fucking
[43:23 - 43:27] Pot hey, I'm trying to become a pot dealer, babe
[43:30 - 43:36] Yeah, I remember I checked that question already know the answer
[44:23 - 44:31] To take your soul
[44:32 - 44:43] I thought that'd make you good back master more fucked up shit. I could say
[44:44 - 45:06] I want to say something fucked up a chance. There's two lesbians scissoring. Oh, okay, then
[45:33 - 46:03] Yeah, I see what else can we talk about?
[46:08 - 46:12] You know, I'm curious. That's not things kid. I'm curious to know who the shit it really is
[46:28 - 46:30] Dude, I was saying random shit while you're gone
[46:31 - 46:33] Dude, you always say random shit. What else is there?
[46:34 - 46:39] There's some lesbians in the back running your room. I said there was some lesbians scissoring
[46:39 - 46:41] In your room
[46:42 - 46:44] I'm speaking on that
[46:45 - 46:47] Oh
[46:50 - 46:52] See on that I actually have
[46:53 - 46:56] Actually spoke to somebody a few minutes ago
[46:57 - 46:59] whose
[46:59 - 47:05] Name I don't think I need to mention which paul. I know me and you talked about this so uh
[47:06 - 47:08] Yeah, I'm gonna let this person
[47:10 - 47:13] Speak for themselves on this
[47:14 - 47:17] Let's see
[47:17 - 47:19] Who is it?
[47:19 - 47:22] Oh, trust me. You'll see
[47:22 - 47:27] Okay
[47:27 - 47:29] You like this
[47:29 - 47:34] So, okay. No, this is from a certain somebody
[47:37 - 47:39] To
[47:42 - 47:44] So
[50:18 - 50:21] I need to say anything after that one do I
[50:22 - 50:26] Yes, because we could not even understand what the focus being said
[50:26 - 50:29] Dude, I couldn't understand that shit for nothing
[50:31 - 50:33] I'll send you the link. Don't worry
[50:33 - 50:35] Yeah, that'll work a lot better
[50:41 - 50:47] But I can't go claim being quick claim the shit that you ain't bitch
[50:51 - 50:54] I should have to claim you shit that you motherfuckers
[50:56 - 51:02] I seriously did am I wrong? Am I right that she came to love the shit that she fucking ain't
[51:05 - 51:08] She likes to claim stolen valor. She likes to claim air force
[51:09 - 51:11] But huh?
[51:12 - 51:17] Back up on a wet white she claims that she was in the air force
[51:19 - 51:21] Oh
[51:24 - 51:29] I have family veteran of their military veteran. I got military family too
[51:31 - 51:38] Exactly. So do I did much matter fact matter fact heather seen from matter fact paul you and heather both have seen photos of my dad
[51:38 - 51:42] He was army a second airborne division staff sergeant
[51:43 - 51:46] He's been retired for several years now, but bitch
[51:47 - 51:50] You ain't fucking military. You're fucking dumb ass
[51:50 - 51:56] And then when when when I told her that I had a background check down on her for the military
[51:57 - 51:59] She told her that she's a top secret
[52:00 - 52:02] Oh
[52:08 - 52:13] Hey, if she's top secret I must be the motherfucking president of fucking north korea
[52:14 - 52:17] If she's top secret then i'm james bond motherfucker
[52:21 - 52:28] Motherfucker if she's top secret i must be the motherfucking iron man. Can I have an iron suit, please?
[52:31 - 52:34] No, no, not even joking. I would I would be iron man too
[52:36 - 52:40] Right though. Why is he not a man who wouldn't I think he's a bad ass
[52:40 - 52:45] I prefer Deadpool though because you know what he has the same he has the same
[52:46 - 52:48] mouth
[52:48 - 52:50] Dude, he's like me. He just says whatever the fuck you want
[52:51 - 52:53] Hey, that's why
[52:55 - 52:57] That's why I like that's why i'm a deadpool fan
[52:58 - 52:59] All right
[52:59 - 53:05] That's you for real if she's top secret motherfucker. I must be goddamn Deadpool, bitch
[53:08 - 53:14] Dude, we must be class fifth area 51 type classified. Yeah, apparently like bro
[53:18 - 53:24] No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, if she's top secret i'm the reincarnation of tupac motherfucker
[53:27 - 53:31] Tupac, why did you have to die a couple days before I was born? That should ain't cool
[53:34 - 53:36] motherfucker
[53:37 - 53:40] All right, p-pop
[53:40 - 53:44] Rest in peace pop
[53:44 - 53:46] And but for real though, man
[53:46 - 53:51] This bitch ain't fucking time to bro if she's top secret heather must be the queen of England
[53:56 - 53:58] Just saying
[53:59 - 54:01] That i'm gonna give it to the queen
[54:06 - 54:11] But for real though, dude, this bitch really thinks she's hot shit, but really she ain't jack shit
[54:13 - 54:19] And bro, look at her little cronies in the fucking chat and getting all triggered and shit. It's funny. I love it
[54:19 - 54:23] I'm not worried about it. I love watching her little cronies get triggered like they are
[54:27 - 54:29] Either they're her cronies or they're her themself
[54:30 - 54:36] Yeah, babe, what's good, bro? How you doing, man? What's good, babe?
[54:39 - 54:44] Vapor uno
[54:44 - 54:46] Vapacita
[54:49 - 54:51] Bro
[54:51 - 54:53] Vapor that the gunja
[54:54 - 54:57] Oh, geez
[54:57 - 54:59] I'm a pothead shut up
[54:59 - 55:01] And
[55:01 - 55:03] I'm not judging
[55:03 - 55:05] Shut up. She's equal
[55:06 - 55:08] I
[55:08 - 55:10] Talk to me for the shut up
[55:13 - 55:15] That's that's my new nickname for chance
[55:26 - 55:31] No, no, no, no, I want to name one of my animals grandma, but you know why
[55:38 - 55:40] Hey, you say i'm hideous
[55:41 - 55:43] I think you might be looking in the mirror, bitch
[55:45 - 55:48] I'm just saying you must be looking in the fucking mirror because
[55:50 - 55:52] No, did not it
[55:52 - 55:55] Bitch you got a face that even a mother can't love. I'm just saying
[56:01 - 56:03] That's one ugly fucking
[56:04 - 56:06] Fucking child
[56:07 - 56:10] What i'm done with chance can we spend some time together?
[56:11 - 56:14] Okay, sorry
[56:18 - 56:20] Hey, babe, what's good, buddy?
[56:20 - 56:22] You can see I've been here man
[56:22 - 56:28] Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm gonna say this because I want to see someone's reaction. I'm thinking about getting a face tattoo
[56:29 - 56:31] Okay, cool. Go face
[56:31 - 56:33] But you have to wake up next to it
[56:36 - 56:38] Well, that went better than I expected
[56:43 - 56:45] What would I get a bloody teardrop?
[56:47 - 56:51] No, no get the words. Fuck you candle across your forehead
[56:53 - 56:56] All right, I'll get candle as a cunt across your forehead
[56:57 - 57:01] No, I'd rather get fuck you candle written across my fucking knuckles
[57:02 - 57:09] Yeah, there you go
[57:09 - 57:11] I didn't do it judge
[57:11 - 57:14] Judge I didn't do it. I didn't do jack shit. I'm gonna say
[57:19 - 57:22] Sorry for party rocking
[57:23 - 57:25] I feel sorry for these motherfucking
[57:26 - 57:30] And phrase motherfucking morons in the chat, bro god damn
[57:31 - 57:35] They must not have a life bro because they are just sitting there
[57:37 - 57:39] We got ourselves a couple of haters
[57:40 - 57:42] Yeah, it's a regular fucking
[57:43 - 57:47] dumb shit, dude. It's a party full of dumbasses
[57:51 - 57:58] Dude, I can quote Eminem. I'm so bad right now, but I don't need to get in trouble. I don't need to get your channel in trouble
[57:59 - 58:00] Dude
[58:00 - 58:03] Don't write fucking that. I don't give two plans, but
[58:04 - 58:08] Okay, I know this is your moment. This is big as you're going to get so enjoy it
[58:09 - 58:11] We had to give you a career to destroy it
[58:12 - 58:14] Exactly
[58:15 - 58:19] And it wasn't for us. Yo bitch has one. I haven't got damn youtube career
[58:26 - 58:28] No, it's because
[58:29 - 58:31] Hell
[58:31 - 58:33] Right now we're making that bitch famous
[58:34 - 58:39] Bro that bitch couldn't even get off the guy there street corner without our fucking help and that's sad
[58:45 - 58:50] Is it bad because I dated her? I was suicidal, but now I'm not
[58:52 - 58:57] No, dude, I feel good. I feel positive. I feel
[58:58 - 59:03] I feel good
[59:03 - 59:07] I'm that I I feel like I'm high on fucking sugar
[59:08 - 59:11] You feel like you're high on happiness. I feel like I'm on a sugar rush
[59:17 - 59:25] Everything I got because of me and that bitch can't take credit for what I got
[59:33 - 59:38] You know, she tries to claim she got me in my playstation. No, my mom bought me that as a birthday gift
[59:39 - 59:43] Right exactly bro speaking of which would you get me for my birthday boy?
[59:45 - 59:50] I'll tell you that later on and no it's nothing bad, but it's something that I think you like
[59:52 - 59:56] I'm fucking with you. You do know my birthday's in a couple days, right?
[59:56 - 59:58] Yeah, no
[59:58 - 60:00] I'm getting rolled
[60:00 - 60:02] Motherfucker
[60:02 - 60:07] You're getting old bitch. I'm about to be fucking 31 here on the 20th. What are you talking about?
[60:08 - 60:10] I'm about to be 25
[60:11 - 60:13] Bitch, you ain't old
[60:20 - 60:25] You'd say you're getting old motherfucker. I'm about to be 31 on the 20th, bro
[60:26 - 60:28] I'm the old one here. Not you
[60:31 - 60:33] You still
[60:36 - 60:41] So you got anything to tell everybody without giving uh too much out about the lyrics I sent you last night
[60:42 - 60:46] Oh, yeah, um speaking of which
[60:47 - 60:49] I do have
[60:49 - 60:51] Without going into detail about my lyrics
[60:52 - 60:56] Oh, yeah, I mean this man's been working on some shit y'all
[60:59 - 61:04] Matter of fact, let me pull that up for you so you can hear it because I know you'll love it
[61:07 - 61:10] Oh, you mean the instrumentals that you put you're in progress of doing
[61:12 - 61:15] Progress on doing I'm pretty much fucking done with it, dude
[61:16 - 61:18] Well, I didn't know
[61:24 - 61:27] I don't know what you're talking about
[61:27 - 61:29] Steve, I don't know what I'm talking about
[61:30 - 61:32] Nope, I have no idea what you're talking about
[62:04 - 62:06] Okay
[62:06 - 62:08] I got an idea
[62:10 - 62:12] To make it eerie
[62:12 - 62:15] Sound of rain
[62:15 - 62:17] With a little bit of thunderstorms
[62:19 - 62:21] No, man, I can do that
[62:22 - 62:26] But so far just think about it think of this lyrics think of the song is supposed to be
[62:27 - 62:30] Doesn't it mean wouldn't that bring some pop to it?
[62:31 - 62:33] Yeah, I might if I did it right. Yeah, like
[62:34 - 62:39] Yeah, let's let's put it on. Let's see how it sounds that way. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out
[62:39 - 62:43] Oh, yeah, that's all right, but uh so far dude with the way you didn't share. What do you think?
[62:44 - 62:46] thumbs up
[62:46 - 62:48] Told told you
[62:48 - 62:52] What did I told you this shit was gonna be too fucking easy my dude my dude?
[62:53 - 62:56] I never doubted you. I never doubted. I told you it was gonna be easy, man
[62:57 - 63:01] Like dude, you're talking this way. That's doing been doing music since fucking 2010, bro
[63:01 - 63:05] Like this is a cake walk right there. I could do this shit in my sleep
[63:06 - 63:09] Which dude, I I know you speaking of fall asleep
[63:09 - 63:16] I know you seeing where I did that live stream where I was rapping and I was a witch in the way half asleep going off on motherfuckers
[63:18 - 63:20] Hey, hell, yeah
[63:39 - 63:41] I'm a coward am I like
[63:42 - 63:45] Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Whoever said that I got a joke to make
[63:45 - 63:47] Hold on. Let me pull this comment up
[63:48 - 63:50] Don't make me commit a melanie
[63:51 - 63:53] Oh, no
[63:53 - 63:55] Look at this
[63:55 - 63:59] I was saying it wrong one dude. There's so many fucking comments going off
[64:04 - 64:07] Ah
[64:07 - 64:10] No wonder why some of these people are not smart
[64:10 - 64:12] Because they they're only carrying three
[64:12 - 64:17] 37.5 megabytes of diet memory from their sperm
[64:18 - 64:21] Yeah, no shit
[64:21 - 64:26] Are you are you sure that I can't say this about some of I can't say this about the haters
[64:27 - 64:32] But I'm happy everybody here blood that everyone from bloodshot records wasn't swallowed
[64:34 - 64:36] Alive president. Hey
[64:36 - 64:38] Hey, so like I put him on the top
[64:39 - 64:41] Hey
[64:44 - 64:46] Not dead yet alive
[64:48 - 64:51] So, yeah, I'm alive. I'm here. I ain't dead yet
[64:52 - 64:56] Oh, oh, oh, I got a very fucked up comment to make the certain someone
[64:57 - 64:58] What's up?
[64:58 - 65:04] Candle I can smoke my roaches. You have to spray yours. We're not the same
[65:06 - 65:08] Oh
[65:11 - 65:13] Bro, ouch
[65:14 - 65:21] You know what's not about that bro, what's real sad about that you ed
[65:22 - 65:24] Um my friend Christina
[65:25 - 65:27] Hell you and heather can all smoke roaches
[65:28 - 65:32] Better than this bitch. She has to fucking spray them all while they're sitting there smoking them all
[65:33 - 65:35] Yeah, you want to know the other truth?
[65:36 - 65:38] Hmm
[65:38 - 65:43] What you think you're getting versus what what you think you're getting versus what you get
[65:44 - 65:49] Yep, that is true
[65:52 - 65:54] This is very very true
[65:55 - 65:56] Oh, yeah
[65:56 - 65:58] Look man, I find this shit funny man, dude
[65:58 - 66:04] These motherfuckers are so fucking triggered right now and I find that shit hilarious
[66:05 - 66:07] Who who who get over it?
[66:10 - 66:17] Dude, these motherfuckers are so fucking triggered. No, I was look at the chat bro. They're so fucking triggered clearly
[66:19 - 66:21] I think it's funny. Let them be triggered
[66:23 - 66:25] Is that the end of the day?
[66:25 - 66:27] Hey, I guess you can say they're all trigger happy
[66:29 - 66:31] Y'all are so fake
[66:32 - 66:34] snowflakes
[66:35 - 66:37] Yes
[66:37 - 66:40] And they argued they're a bunch of trigger happy snowflakes
[66:49 - 66:51] Like for real man
[66:51 - 66:58] Y'all trigger happy snowflakes man for real y'all y'all are good for the comedy side of shit. Not gonna lie
[66:58 - 67:00] Y'all are good for the comedy shit
[67:01 - 67:04] I love it, man. I love seeing these haters triggered
[67:04 - 67:06] You want to know why because one
[67:07 - 67:12] Free views to I get to watch comedy for free without even turning on the tv
[67:15 - 67:18] Dude, I get to question people's IQ levels
[67:22 - 67:24] I say we both
[67:25 - 67:28] The IQ equivalent to a fucking caveman
[67:30 - 67:35] Dude these guys got an IQ level equivalent to a motherfucking amoeba
[67:39 - 67:42] Dude my fucking sperm is smarter than that
[67:47 - 67:50] At least my sperm knows who to impregnate and who not to impregnate
[67:54 - 67:58] For the win for the win for the motherfucking win
[68:02 - 68:07] I got my son's mom pregnant, but I didn't get candle pregnant. Fuck. Yeah
[68:08 - 68:14] Dude, dude, this can of ohana lemonade right here has more brains than these motherfuckers
[68:15 - 68:17] And this seems an inanimate object
[68:21 - 68:23] Cheers to enjoying life
[68:23 - 68:31] Facts man
[68:31 - 68:33] I'm broke
[68:33 - 68:37] This guitar pick has more brains than them by far
[68:38 - 68:40] That guitar picks bigger than most of their brains
[68:40 - 68:42] Hahaha
[68:44 - 68:50] You're not wrong dude, dude, dude, dude, I think my massive shits are bigger than their brains
[68:51 - 68:53] Dude
[68:53 - 68:56] I know I know that's the last thing you want to hear but you know
[68:58 - 69:00] Bruh, no, no, I was just allowed to be wrong
[69:02 - 69:07] Dude, yeah, I know you'll remember these but dude, this motherfucking old ass ipod
[69:08 - 69:13] Has more brains than these motherfuckers. I haven't seen one of those in the few years, dude
[69:14 - 69:20] But still this old ass fucking ipod has more brains than them
[69:23 - 69:25] I'm not saying something dude
[69:28 - 69:31] And yes, it's the motherfucking dominoes edition
[69:34 - 69:37] Oh my god
[69:37 - 69:40] Yeah
[69:40 - 69:41] Did you get it?
[69:41 - 69:44] Did you get a free ipod with the pizza order?
[69:44 - 69:50] Actually, no, we actually found this in a fucking apartment that we were cleaning out a few weeks ago
[69:52 - 69:54] It still works too
[69:55 - 70:00] I just haven't put it in yet because I haven't felt like using it because I don't they only go anywhere
[70:01 - 70:03] So I haven't had any need for it yet
[70:05 - 70:07] But it does work though
[70:08 - 70:10] Kind of shit I'd use when working out
[70:11 - 70:13] No, right for real though
[70:14 - 70:17] I don't use my phone when I work out. I like listening to music
[70:18 - 70:20] Right
[70:20 - 70:25] I thought you know what seems to work now. I listen to fucking five-finger death punch. I'm an M
[70:26 - 70:28] Hey, boy, you know what's that bro?
[70:28 - 70:31] What
[70:31 - 70:37] This lighter flame has more fucking more of an IQ level than these dipshits
[70:40 - 70:41] No, it's
[70:41 - 70:43] Dude, you fucked your own joke up
[70:45 - 70:47] Okay, now light it and I'm gonna make the joke
[70:51 - 70:54] That lighter is brighter than most of their personalities
[70:55 - 70:57] Yeah, you think
[70:58 - 71:00] There you go, that's how you pull the joke
[71:06 - 71:12] Bro, hold up. Hold up
[71:13 - 71:23] Bro, you know, it's really sad
[71:23 - 71:25] You know, it's really sad, dude
[71:25 - 71:29] This goldfish has more of an IQ level than they have
[71:32 - 71:34] That's that's pretty fucking bad
[71:34 - 71:37] My piranhas have they're more intelligent
[71:40 - 71:47] Dude, I think you want to see dude a fucking dead brain cell has more brains than they got
[71:49 - 71:53] Hey, you want to want to go see my uh pool of piranhas? Sure
[71:54 - 72:00] You want to you want to take a swim? I don't want to take a swim. I'm sure they would
[72:01 - 72:03] Would you want to take a swim with my piranhas?
[72:07 - 72:09] Sorry, I don't swing that way
[72:12 - 72:14] That wasn't an invite motherfucker
[72:15 - 72:18] Well, what's the thing with that finger represents biatch?
[72:20 - 72:26] No, no, dude, here's an old joke that my brothers used to tell me all the time and you're actually gonna kick out of this
[72:27 - 72:29] And you know what this means, right?
[72:31 - 72:36] I forget what country but that means fuck you in another country. No, no, no, no, this is a joke
[72:37 - 72:40] Just play just say what you know what this means, right?
[72:41 - 72:43] No
[72:47 - 72:50] Here click the button to see if I can click. Fuck you
[72:59 - 73:07] Dude, you know what's sad is as a piece of paper has more intelligence than half these fucking robotic idiots
[73:08 - 73:10] Huh
[73:15 - 73:20] Wait, wait, wait, wait, you lost something. I found it earlier. So let me reach in my pocket and grab it
[73:20 - 73:22] Oh, I found the only fuck I had left to give
[73:25 - 73:27] Oh, well
[73:27 - 73:28] Oh well
[73:28 - 73:30] Yeah, you see that fuck that just
[73:31 - 73:32] Oh
[73:32 - 73:38] Hey, look there goes the last fuck I had to give and just went out the window. Oh, sorry. Hey give back your fuck
[73:39 - 73:40] Oh
[73:40 - 73:46] Sorry guys all my fucks I had are out the window. Sorry. I got no more fucks to give
[73:47 - 73:51] Watch this. Hey, can we go to the store? I need to buy more fucks again
[73:56 - 73:59] She told me to door dash some fucks
[74:05 - 74:07] How much do you think it'll cost
[74:08 - 74:10] Oh
[74:13 - 74:18] Yeah, I'm pretty sure they'd give you fucks for free man. I'm pretty sure they give them out
[74:18 - 74:22] I mean the last time I went to McDonald's they gave out fucks for free. So
[74:23 - 74:28] Did you hear I'm allergic to them? They can't give me any of them because I'm allergic to giving a fuck
[74:30 - 74:32] Yeah, I didn't hear that
[74:33 - 74:35] Yeah
[74:35 - 74:37] Yeah
[74:37 - 74:41] I'm allergic to bullshit. You're allergic to me. I'm giving a fuck
[74:44 - 74:46] so
[74:46 - 74:52] Sorry y'all if y'all are trying to give me bullshit. Don't give it to me. I'm allergic to that shit because no me
[74:52 - 74:57] I'll pick that shit back up. I'll pick no. This is what I'll do. I'll pick that bullshit back up
[74:58 - 75:01] Put it in a paper bag and light it on fire and throw it on your doorstep and run
[75:03 - 75:05] No, no, no, no
[75:06 - 75:13] Yep, there's some bullshit afoot
[75:30 - 75:32] I got bullshit
[75:32 - 75:34] Okay, that's what I thought
[75:34 - 75:38] No wonder I'm allergic to your ass. You got bullshit. I just motherfuckered
[75:44 - 75:48] Hey, Paul, why don't you why don't you get that bullshit? I guess to one of these assholes
[75:48 - 75:51] I might actually they might actually doing some good
[75:52 - 75:54] You can't cure stupid chance. You can't
[75:55 - 75:58] True
[75:58 - 76:00] That is very true. You cannot cure stupid
[76:02 - 76:04] Yeah, you can
[76:04 - 76:07] You might not be able to cure stupid, but you can sure as fuck have fun with it
[76:09 - 76:12] Well, you can you can help stupid, but you can't cure it
[76:13 - 76:15] That is true
[76:15 - 76:18] You might be able to cure it with electroshock therapy
[76:29 - 76:34] Hey, it's like the old saying goes dude. I may be a mechanic, but I can't pick stupid
[76:36 - 76:38] Hey, that's me
[76:43 - 76:45] Sorry dude don't swing that way
[76:47 - 76:49] Hardy hard hard
[76:51 - 76:57] Hey, wait, when do you come in pirate? I'm coming for their booty
[76:58 - 77:03] Yeah, I wouldn't want that booty shit. You might catch a disease
[77:04 - 77:06] Just saying
[77:06 - 77:09] I was talking about the booty, but that was behind me
[77:10 - 77:12] Oh, that's different
[77:14 - 77:16] You ain't got nothing to worry about there
[77:17 - 77:21] I'm just saying though with these motherfuckers. I wouldn't want to touch those boobies, man
[77:22 - 77:24] Otherwise my catch on me. You don't want
[77:25 - 77:27] Now they can have fun with big bubba
[77:28 - 77:30] Yeah, big bubba
[77:32 - 77:35] Well, let's see you got a big bubba. You got big bertha
[77:37 - 77:39] Uh fucking
[77:42 - 77:47] God, there are so many motherfuckers in there. They can have fun with tiny
[77:47 - 77:59] All right, bro. I love you
[78:00 - 78:09] Can I have some okay
[78:11 - 78:13] What's going on?
[78:13 - 78:22] I would say I don't care, but you know, I don't don't look you're gonna give me
[78:22 - 78:25] Yep, I'm in trouble now. I'm in trouble now
[78:27 - 78:29] What'd you do?
[78:29 - 78:31] um
[78:31 - 78:34] She brought alcohol in and I want some but you know
[78:37 - 78:39] In other words, you're screwed
[78:40 - 78:42] Well, no, I'll tell you what's going
[78:45 - 78:47] When we're done here
[78:48 - 78:50] Bro, she got the good shit
[78:51 - 78:54] I bought it
[78:58 - 79:02] Chance this is kind of important when we're done here call me and I'll explain what's up
[79:03 - 79:08] All right. Well, then matter of fact, I'll watch you do that right now because uh, we gotta talk about some things anyway
[79:09 - 79:11] All right
[79:12 - 79:15] But yeah, you got anything else you want to say to the dumb shit
[79:18 - 79:21] How does that say and go bullshit walks or something?
[79:23 - 79:25] Oh, yeah, money talks bullshit walks
[79:25 - 79:27] That's
[79:27 - 79:29] That's very fucking true dude
[79:30 - 79:33] But yo the candle for a candle
[79:33 - 79:36] I hope you realize that you're out gunned on this one
[79:37 - 79:41] And you're stupid as a fucking box of rocks going to church on sunday, bitch
[79:43 - 79:45] Never heard that before
[79:45 - 79:47] Dude, that's a dude. That's an old ass
[79:53 - 79:56] Just because it's old doesn't mean I've heard it
[79:58 - 80:01] Bro, that's saying he's been around for fucking ages, bro
[80:02 - 80:04] My grandparents used to tell me that
[80:05 - 80:08] My dude, my grandparents used to tell me that one
[80:13 - 80:17] The life for real though, man. I can't know you are such a fucking moron
[80:18 - 80:21] How could you not see this shit coming you fucking retard?
[80:26 - 80:30] I fall through I'm candle. I'm a retard
[80:32 - 80:34] I write
[80:35 - 80:39] Hi guys, I'm candle. I read this special box
[80:40 - 80:44] Hi, I'm candle. I think I'm a wolf. Oh god
[80:46 - 80:49] Yeah, yeah, she's a wolf. All right
[80:49 - 80:54] A fucking chihuahua one. She's a wolf that looks like goddamn chihuahua
[81:00 - 81:02] Yes
[81:02 - 81:04] Yes
[81:04 - 81:06] Little fucking chihuahua
[81:06 - 81:09] Nothing but a little vindicto to you. Wow. Wow
[81:10 - 81:14] No, she ain't no badass. She's an ankle biter. No, I said vendejo
[81:15 - 81:16] Ah
[81:16 - 81:18] No, I should have said puta
[81:18 - 81:20] No
[81:20 - 81:22] Just straight out dumb ass
[81:22 - 81:24] No, no, no, no, no, she's a blanka
[81:25 - 81:28] Oh
[81:28 - 81:31] Yeah
[81:31 - 81:33] You know what blanka means in spanish
[81:35 - 81:37] I'll give my mouth shit on that
[81:38 - 81:40] I'm gonna
[81:50 - 81:53] Besides money talks bullshit walks I want to say
[81:55 - 81:57] Don't ever fuck with the boogeyman
[81:59 - 82:02] Because you never know what's gone underneath your bed tonight
[82:04 - 82:07] Fair enough fair enough my dude
[82:08 - 82:13] But like for real though, I can't believe that she did not see this shit coming like for real
[82:16 - 82:18] Like I find this so funny like
[82:18 - 82:22] Dude, how dumb do you have to be to not see this shit coming?
[82:24 - 82:27] When it came it hit her like a semi truck
[82:29 - 82:31] Oh
[82:31 - 82:33] That's a pretty hard hit
[82:33 - 82:34] Damn
[82:34 - 82:40] Oh, damn dude
[82:40 - 82:45] Dude what a hit her a hit it hit her in the head like king ricka junior hitting the home run, dude
[82:45 - 82:50] It's gone. It had that little dog had a field that truck coming up
[82:52 - 82:55] Oh, so yeah, I think the semi truck wanted to try to get a field goal
[82:58 - 83:01] No, the truck driver must said oh look a wolf
[83:02 - 83:04] 50 points
[83:04 - 83:06] Ha ha
[83:07 - 83:13] No, she must say no that truck driver must have been watching resident evil a little too much said oh look
[83:14 - 83:16] Zombie dog 100 points
[83:25 - 83:27] Fear it's coming
[83:29 - 83:31] Wait, what?
[83:31 - 83:33] No, that's coming from me
[83:34 - 83:36] Oh, yeah
[83:36 - 83:38] Oh, what the fuck?
[83:38 - 83:40] Fuck
[83:42 - 83:44] Here is inevitable
[83:44 - 83:49] Bro, now they're trying to happen when you pissed the wrong mother fucker off
[83:49 - 83:52] Hey, Paul now they're trying to call you a cannibal bro. Look at this shit
[83:56 - 83:58] Well, I do eat pussy
[83:59 - 84:03] Yeah, yeah, what you eat
[84:03 - 84:06] true
[84:07 - 84:09] Dude, you just ran right into that one
[84:11 - 84:13] Who me or them?
[84:13 - 84:15] you
[84:15 - 84:19] I am what I eat and if I'm a cannibal get well, I guess so I eat pussy
[84:21 - 84:24] That's true
[84:24 - 84:27] So
[84:27 - 84:29] Good try
[84:30 - 84:32] But I really want me to go cannibal
[84:34 - 84:37] But you all really want me to become cannibal step up
[84:38 - 84:40] Stay the fuck away from me motherfucker
[84:41 - 84:43] Step up
[84:43 - 84:45] I'll cook you a little pot of chili
[84:46 - 84:48] Try some for myself
[84:48 - 84:50] Send you out to your family
[84:50 - 84:54] Oh, there you go
[84:54 - 84:56] So are you about to go fucking?
[84:56 - 84:59] So what you about to go fragrant tomatoes on their asses, bro?
[85:02 - 85:07] Well, I wonder if they taste good with basil. I wonder if they taste good with basil and some garlic
[85:08 - 85:09] Hey
[85:09 - 85:14] I know you'll recognize this line from fragrant tomatoes secrets in the sauce
[85:16 - 85:21] Oh my god
[85:22 - 85:26] I don't think y'all want to become freaking over easy ribs
[85:27 - 85:31] Or stay don't be don't don't test me. Don't become my snack
[85:37 - 85:42] I'm on a diet. I'm on a diet. I'm losing weight. I'm turning this shit in the muscle
[85:43 - 85:49] Yep, aren't you allergic to dumb asses anyway?
[85:51 - 85:54] Yeah, so if I eat a dumb ass, I might have allergic reaction to it
[85:55 - 85:57] Yeah, you might end up in the house for all that would not be good
[85:58 - 86:02] Yeah, and I'll tell you more I had a I cooked a dumb ass for dinner
[86:03 - 86:04] ate it
[86:04 - 86:06] And I had allergic reaction to the stupidity
[86:07 - 86:09] And now I'm here
[86:13 - 86:18] Dude, I would walk in I walked into a hospital and said I need to see a doctor
[86:18 - 86:21] I think I'm moving the allergic reaction to stupidity
[86:21 - 86:23] Why are you running away?
[86:24 - 86:26] Bro me run away from Marty
[86:27 - 86:29] Bro, I don't run from nobody
[86:30 - 86:33] This motherfucker ain't even on youtube anymore. You don't fuck
[86:34 - 86:39] Who's not on youtube Marty? He's not on youtube hardly anymore
[86:40 - 86:43] Why do you think he hasn't been posting hardly any at all?
[86:53 - 86:58] See this is why I love the haters man. They always come up with this retarded dumb shit to make you laugh
[86:58 - 87:01] It's a literally free comedy without cable tv
[87:05 - 87:09] Like legit, it's free comedy without having to pay for it on cable
[87:11 - 87:13] Yeah, but Jeff Dunham's still better
[87:19 - 87:21] No, it's silence. Oh screw you
[87:29 - 87:35] Bro, I gotta say this sure I gotta say my Jeff Dunham sure I got a few years ago. You're gonna laugh at it
[87:36 - 87:39] I have one too. I just don't remember where I put it
[87:39 - 87:43] Let me go see if I can find mine right quick. You're gonna laugh at this shit. Don't hold up
[87:46 - 87:48] Hey, if you dumbasses don't be silent
[87:49 - 87:53] I'm kidding you are now always at the fall
[87:54 - 87:58] Always at the boogeyman
[87:58 - 88:00] He's better at burying bodies than I am anyway
[88:03 - 88:07] Paws mortuary you bag them we tag them
[88:18 - 88:20] No, no, no pause
[88:20 - 88:22] Wait pause pause fucking smoke shop
[88:23 - 88:25] You kill it we grill it
[88:26 - 88:43] See I'll go ice cream. I can't find it right now for whatever reason. I'll have to
[88:44 - 88:47] I'll have to find it and drink the apple ice cream, but yeah
[88:48 - 88:50] I just find these retards
[88:52 - 89:04] Pretty retarded. All right. What did they do ride the extra short bus to school? Good question
[89:06 - 89:09] I personally think they rode the they didn't ride the short bus
[89:09 - 89:14] I think they rode the extra short bus, you know the one that seats only like four people
[89:16 - 89:20] So I think they may have rode the extra extra short bus to school
[89:23 - 89:25] I think they were homeschooled
[89:25 - 89:27] No
[89:27 - 89:29] I don't even think their parents could deal with them
[89:41 - 89:43] That was actually kind of good timing with that one
[89:44 - 89:47] What that undertaker that was actually kind of good timing
[89:50 - 89:52] Not gonna fucking lie
[89:57 - 90:01] What do you mean if we have a fucking go to jail?
[90:03 - 90:07] Really?
[90:07 - 90:10] Wait, why?
[90:10 - 90:12] Gee gendo'd be in jail for three charges
[90:15 - 90:17] Dude she'd be in jail for a crap ton of charges
[90:22 - 90:26] But uh speaking on that I will get a hold of you guys here in just a minute
[90:27 - 90:30] Hopefully you guys didn't enjoy this man. Shout out to bogeyman
[90:30 - 90:34] And I can't know I hope you know that you're looking like a real
[90:35 - 90:37] A really don't ask
[90:39 - 90:41] Hold on. Can I say one last thing?
[90:42 - 90:43] What's up?
[90:43 - 90:46] Rest in peace to 13 men and women who died
[90:49 - 90:51] Due to a fucking joe biden stupidity
[90:53 - 90:55] Rest in peace. Yeah
[90:58 - 91:00] And what I want
[91:00 - 91:02] The one thing I do one though
[91:04 - 91:06] Who let him out of the fucking nursing home?
[91:14 - 91:16] I'm just saying
[91:16 - 91:18] Like the dementia is real
[91:19 - 91:24] So, uh to whoever let him out of the whoever let joe biden down to the nursing home
[91:24 - 91:26] I hope you know that you're a fucking dumbass
[91:27 - 91:34] Whoever let joe biden out of the nursing home, please stand up. Please stand up. Please stand up
[91:35 - 91:37] How did I know that was coming?
[91:43 - 91:48] All right, isn't it isn't a past time for joe biden to have his meds
[91:48 - 91:51] So, I think so and whoever whoever took him out of the nursing home
[91:51 - 91:55] He all needed to take him back so he can have his old man pills
[91:59 - 92:02] Oh, I got so much to say so a little time
[92:06 - 92:09] But yeah, we'll catch him. We'll touch on that another day. No worries
[92:10 - 92:17] But all that did enjoy this. What the fuck's up again? Congrats to my buddy clinton his new wife
[92:17 - 92:21] I just got married. What's up guys? Fuck I love y'all your crazy motherfuckers
[92:22 - 92:24] And uh the candle
[92:25 - 92:27] Keep being a dumbass and see where that gets you
[92:35 - 92:42] So, uh, what's up inside? Love you guys. I will catch you guys in the next video and uh, candle
[92:45 - 92:47] Good man
[92:49 - 92:54] Hey, hey, shouldn't we give candle the biggest dumbass of the year award by the way
[92:54 - 92:56] Don't don't don't
[92:57 - 93:01] Shouldn't we be ordering a trophy for her for the biggest dumbass of the year?
[93:03 - 93:09] Biggest or you already ordered that I forget because I know you ordered the biggest dumbass of the year trophy
[93:09 - 93:12] But did you get the plaque to go with it or do you still need to get her that?
[93:13 - 93:16] Oh, no, no, no, I'm also ordering her the best. Um
[93:17 - 93:21] We got the best dumb the dumbass of the year award. We are also ordering for
[93:22 - 93:24] joke of the century
[93:25 - 93:28] I thought it was the joke of the century award. That's what I thought
[93:29 - 93:31] That's better than
[93:31 - 93:33] That existence is better than any joke. I could come up with
[93:34 - 93:38] okay
[93:38 - 93:42] But yeah, like we said, candle, we will be sending those awards to your house
[93:43 - 93:48] Within what the next I'd say a week and a half seven to ten business days
[93:48 - 93:49] holidays
[93:49 - 93:55] Yeah, so about the next week and a half or so. So yeah, you can expect those two awards for
[93:55 - 93:58] biggest joke of the century and dumbass of the year
[93:58 - 94:01] Showing the your doorstep real fucking quick. So
[94:02 - 94:06] We unload out for some packages and we will see you guys later y'all
[94:08 - 94:10] Cheers