Original upload date: September 6th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:13 - 0:14] What up y'all?
[0:14 - 0:25] That's what y'all can hear.
[0:25 - 1:05] Let's see how many rounds we can last.
[1:05 - 1:07] 7 on 9.
[1:07 - 1:11] There you go.
[1:11 - 1:23] Got coffee on deck just in case.
[1:23 - 1:25] Oh, I do want to bring up something.
[1:25 - 1:34] To that dude that was talking shit on Discord a little bit ago.
[1:34 - 1:39] You know, that dude that made those images that Marty chewed out.
[1:39 - 1:44] Well, let me tell you man, you gotta learn something, dude.
[1:44 - 1:50] When you do this shit like what you did with me, you kinda deserve to get chewed out.
[1:50 - 1:59] Like, you can't sit there and attack somebody and expect to not get backlash in return, dude.
[1:59 - 2:01] It doesn't work like that, man.
[2:01 - 2:12] Like, it does not fucking work like that.
[2:12 - 2:19] Like, if you're gonna talk shit on somebody, expect to get backlash, man.
[2:19 - 2:25] Expect to get some sort of backlash.
[2:25 - 2:28] I've shit-talked motherfuckers and I've gotten backlash.
[2:28 - 2:33] Ask anybody that knows me and knows my channel, they'll tell you.
[2:33 - 2:43] I've gotten backlash from shit-talking.
[2:43 - 2:47] Even if the shit that I say is facts.
[2:47 - 2:53] Even if the shit that I say is factual, I still get backlash, man.
[2:53 - 2:56] It comes with the territory, bro.
[2:56 - 2:58] You kinda kinda expect it.
[2:58 - 3:07] I mean, you can't just shit-talk somebody and then not expect them to fire back.
[3:07 - 3:20] Like, it don't work like that.
[3:20 - 3:22] It don't work like that, man.
[3:22 - 3:27] That's not how we do things around here.
[3:27 - 3:33] Like, if you shit-talk somebody, you should be prepared to get backlash
[3:33 - 3:37] and get chewed out of there, man.
[3:37 - 3:39] I mean, that's just how it works.
[3:39 - 3:46] Zombies are resources on your creatures.
[3:46 - 3:49] Yeah, no shit that gets harder.
[3:49 - 4:03] These are called resources to increase your power at the time of launch.
[4:03 - 4:05] Anyways, y'all, here we go, man.
[4:05 - 4:10] Now, if you guys don't know, this event is going on until September 7th.
[4:10 - 4:21] Now, if you guys don't know, this event right here, particularly the zombie mode,
[4:21 - 4:23] is only gonna last until the 7th, man.
[4:23 - 4:25] So, y'all got a couple days to do it.
[4:25 - 4:28] So, if I were y'all, I'd do this event, bro.
[4:28 - 4:31] I'd do the zombie mode event if I were y'all.
[4:31 - 4:38] Yo, what the fuck?
[4:38 - 4:45] The way I was saying that is...
[4:45 - 4:47] y'all do...
[4:47 - 4:50] Why the fuck did it fucking migrate? What the shit?
[4:50 - 4:54] Well, first, I'm gonna see what messages I get.
[4:54 - 5:02] What the fuck?
[5:02 - 5:04] What round are we even on, dude?
[5:04 - 5:31] More undead fucked bags like today today.
[5:31 - 5:59] No crown on.
[5:59 - 6:09] I love the world.
[6:09 - 6:12] Kevada and her legacy.
[6:12 - 6:14] Strikes power station.
[6:15 - 6:34] Oh, damn. Save my ass.
[6:34 - 6:36] Bro, save my skin. Why don't you, bro?
[6:36 - 7:19] Down we go.
[7:19 - 7:20] Bitch, sit down.
[7:20 - 7:44] I ain't gonna take that grenade.
[7:44 - 7:47] Damn, someone got fucked up and had a bad day?
[7:47 - 7:55] Looks like someone had a bad day.
[7:55 - 7:57] Yo, can I read this?
[7:57 - 8:00] I don't count, bro. I didn't know I could do that. That's sick.
[8:10 - 8:13] Oh, hello, motherfucker. Where are you at?
[8:13 - 8:17] Where are you at, motherfucker?
[8:17 - 8:19] I know you're here. Where are you?
[8:24 - 8:29] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
[8:29 - 8:45] Fuck out of dodge.
[8:45 - 8:59] Just barely, though.
[8:59 - 9:12] Yo, I'm getting the fuck up off this roof.
[9:12 - 9:23] Yo, bro, I'm getting the fuck up off this goddamn roof, dawg.
[9:23 - 9:29] I'm not trying to stay up here and get screwed over.
[9:29 - 9:45] Fuck that.
[9:45 - 9:57] I gotta turn the power.
[9:57 - 9:59] I'm like running down here somewhere.
[9:59 - 10:07] Bye, motherfucker.
[10:07 - 10:12] Have fun trying to eat without a mouse.
[10:12 - 10:15] Oh, shit. I was at the party going on here.
[10:15 - 10:19] Yeah, saved your ass, didn't I?
[10:19 - 10:27] Oh, get your head in the game, dawg.
[10:27 - 10:34] I just saved your ass twice and once in five minutes.
[10:34 - 10:45] What's up, motherfucker?
[10:45 - 10:47] Try to sneak up on me.
[10:47 - 10:49] Try again, meatbag.
[10:49 - 11:01] What's up, motherfucker?
[11:01 - 11:32] Yo, chokes, I'm good.
[11:34 - 11:46] Dude, I just saved your ass.
[11:46 - 11:55] Sit down.
[11:55 - 11:57] If things were to take them, see?
[11:57 - 12:01] It's more dead here than trying to get a fucking dodge party, boy.
[12:01 - 12:04] It's more dead here than a dodge party.
[12:04 - 12:10] I swear to God.
[12:10 - 12:15] Heads up.
[12:15 - 12:17] Yeah, lights out.
[12:17 - 12:19] Bitch, I almost stabbed you.
[12:19 - 12:22] Get out of here.
[12:22 - 12:24] I'm dead, little bitch.
[12:24 - 12:26] Thank you.
[12:26 - 12:29] I won't stand to cry, but this is best feeling.
[12:29 - 12:36] Would anybody else like to play?
[12:36 - 12:40] Now, does anybody else feel like dying today?
[12:40 - 12:46] Because I am on a fucking roll.
[12:46 - 12:52] Shit.
[12:52 - 12:54] Now I'm fucking referencing Tank Dempsey.
[12:54 - 13:00] I don't know why. What the fuck?
[13:01 - 13:03] Thank you.
[13:03 - 13:19] He led me to sex.
[13:19 - 13:41] I'm getting the fuck out of here.
[13:41 - 13:47] Get out of this fucking place.
[13:47 - 13:49] Because...
[13:49 - 13:52] Fuck these zombies.
[13:52 - 14:02] Watch out.
[14:02 - 14:06] You got lucky.
[14:06 - 14:19] Dude, where's the eggs out of this damn place?
[14:19 - 14:23] I don't know, but I didn't see my theory.
[14:23 - 14:25] Kinda shotgun.
[14:25 - 14:31] Let's go, motherfuckers.
[14:31 - 14:35] Anybody else want to catch a sword to the skull?
[14:35 - 14:40] What have you guys done?
[14:40 - 14:43] Are you done? Cool.
[14:43 - 14:45] Now how the fuck do I get out of here?
[14:45 - 14:50] Alright.
[14:53 - 14:55] Oh, fuck.
[14:55 - 16:13] Alright, motherfuckers.
[16:13 - 16:16] Sit down.
[16:16 - 16:20] Ah, shit, we got a runner.
[16:20 - 16:29] Headshot.
[16:29 - 16:31] Dude, I should get a double punch for that.
[16:31 - 16:33] Right in the fucking eye.
[16:33 - 16:35] That dude got couched right in the fucking eye.
[16:35 - 16:37] I should totally get a double punch for that.
[16:37 - 17:01] What do you guys see?
[17:01 - 17:03] Y'all think I should get a double punch for that shit?
[17:03 - 17:15] Oh, down the rappel.
[17:15 - 17:18] See ya, boys.
[17:18 - 17:23] Now this is where shit gets hard.
[17:23 - 18:04] Damn teammate.
[18:04 - 18:06] Where the fuck is he?
[18:06 - 18:09] Crap, he's up there.
[18:09 - 18:10] How am I going to get to him?
[18:10 - 18:11] Fuck you.
[18:11 - 18:16] Not today, motherfucker.
[18:16 - 18:19] I still ain't fucking get that guy.
[18:19 - 18:30] I guess all his years of playing Resident Evil
[18:30 - 18:32] finally came in handy.
[18:32 - 18:47] Dude, what is with the creepy ass fucking
[18:47 - 18:49] stuffed rabbits?
[18:49 - 18:59] Time to go.
[18:59 - 19:01] I'm not sticking around getting fucked up.
[19:01 - 19:06] Screw that.
[19:06 - 19:15] Dude, he's dead.
[19:15 - 19:27] Help me out here.
[19:27 - 19:48] I'm, like, glitching out so bad.
[19:48 - 20:13] So I'm going to get the fuck over here
[20:13 - 20:15] and help my ass up, motherfuckers.
[20:15 - 20:24] Like, your fucking life depends on it
[20:24 - 20:26] because it pretty much does.
[20:26 - 20:30] Yeah, but I'm fucked.
[20:30 - 20:52] Wait till next round.
[20:52 - 20:54] That's right, I'll revive next round.
[20:54 - 21:04] What the fuck is that?
[21:04 - 21:08] That's new.
[21:08 - 21:10] Bro, I said, have y'all got black ops?
[21:10 - 21:13] Um...
[21:13 - 21:15] Oh, let's go.
[21:15 - 21:53] Who wants to get some?
[21:53 - 21:55] You don't want to fuck me now, do you bitches?
[21:55 - 22:21] Kinda nervous going into this area,
[22:21 - 22:23] because I don't know
[22:23 - 22:25] if there's any zombies around here
[22:25 - 22:27] if I'm going to get attacked.
[22:27 - 22:29] Oh, yeah.
[22:29 - 23:07] Dead men down.
[23:07 - 23:09] This will just stay down here, fuck.
[23:09 - 23:15] Who are you trying to sneak up on?
[23:15 - 23:17] Try that again.
[23:17 - 23:19] I'll do it again.
[23:19 - 23:21] Oh wait, you can't. You're dead.
[23:21 - 24:10] Again.
[24:10 - 25:04] Your ass with me.
[25:04 - 25:06] Yeah, I'm fucked.
[25:06 - 25:08] And bro, this map is glitched.
[25:08 - 25:10] Fuck today.
[25:10 - 25:12] It wasn't like this wall right now, it is.
[25:12 - 25:14] It wasn't this way earlier.
[25:14 - 25:17] Rot in peace.
[25:17 - 25:48] Rot in peace.
[25:48 - 25:50] How are you going to survive that, motherfucker?
[25:50 - 25:52] Okay, never mind.
[25:52 - 25:57] This bitch over here...
[25:57 - 26:04] This bitch is going to fucking terminator on their ass.
[26:04 - 26:06] Bro, that was some fucking terminator shit.
[26:06 - 26:15] That was some straight-up terminator shit.
[26:15 - 27:02] Ooh, the bitch you're going to sit there on.
[27:02 - 27:16] Yeah, they're fucked.
[27:16 - 28:06] Got him.
[28:06 - 28:14] I think I pissed him off.
[28:14 - 28:16] I didn't say to say that I pissed these guys off
[28:16 - 28:18] because I killed half their family.
[28:18 - 29:00] Fuck you.
[29:00 - 29:02] You are not getting me.
[29:02 - 29:33] So piss off.
[29:33 - 29:37] Make it a little bit easier for them.
[29:37 - 29:41] And I am fucked.
[29:41 - 29:43] I knew I should have fucking...
[29:43 - 29:47] Bro, I knew I should have grabbed the revive
[29:47 - 29:49] when I had the chance.
[29:49 - 29:51] But hey, we're on round 12, though.
[29:51 - 30:10] Damn, China is really nice.
[30:12 - 30:18] Oh, I like that.
[30:18 - 30:20] It was either me or you.
[30:20 - 30:23] Actually, it was just you. I like that.
[30:23 - 30:25] Oh, you got...
[30:25 - 30:27] Oh, what the...
[30:27 - 30:30] What is that thing?
[30:30 - 30:35] Um...
[30:35 - 31:01] Fuck you.
[31:01 - 31:03] They shadowtrooper guys going straight terminator on their ass.
[31:03 - 31:10] Fuck you.
[31:10 - 31:12] Go ahead and leave that dog.
[31:12 - 31:26] Nobody gives a shit.
[31:26 - 31:28] Let's see you survive more than fucking 15 rounds, dude.
[31:28 - 31:34] Somebody had a bad day.
[31:34 - 31:49] Fuck you out of here.
[31:49 - 32:04] Fuck you.
[32:04 - 32:06] Fuck you.
[32:06 - 32:08] Fuck you.
[32:08 - 32:10] I'm not this bitch.
[32:10 - 32:21] That was not her.
[32:21 - 32:34] I actually killed them, but I got...
[32:34 - 32:36] Bro, they seem to keep exploding
[32:36 - 32:46] right in my fucking face.
[32:46 - 32:58] Survived that.
[32:58 - 33:10] Got that back-up punch.
[33:10 - 33:12] Now the fun begins.
[33:12 - 33:40] That's up behind us.
[33:40 - 33:42] Bro, what's with the slow-mo hand?
[33:42 - 33:59] Dude, just gotta stop from that.
[33:59 - 34:02] Bye, bitch.
[34:02 - 34:26] Yo, Stevie, what up, man?
[34:26 - 34:31] Dude, shoot me an email, man.
[34:31 - 34:33] Or hit me up on Discord or something.
[34:33 - 34:36] And we'll definitely talk.
[34:36 - 34:45] You better get your ass down here and save my ass, bro.
[34:45 - 34:47] Really, dude, you're just gonna run right the fuck by me?
[34:47 - 34:55] Really, dude, you're just gonna...
[34:55 - 34:57] Wow, you're just gonna run right by me
[34:57 - 34:59] and I'm gonna run by my ass?
[34:59 - 35:53] What the fuck?
[35:53 - 35:57] Bro, you better get your ass over here
[35:57 - 35:59] and fucking get me out.
[35:59 - 36:01] Don't let me piss if you don't.
[36:01 - 36:10] Come the fuck on, man.
[36:10 - 36:12] Here it comes, here it comes, little thing.
[36:12 - 36:24] Nope.
[36:24 - 36:26] I can't fucking tell.
[36:26 - 36:32] Bro, I'm like on the verge of being like
[36:32 - 36:34] fucking and bleeding out
[36:34 - 36:36] and just letting it go this round.
[36:36 - 36:46] And I can genuinely say
[36:46 - 36:48] this is actually the
[36:48 - 36:50] first time I actually made it
[36:50 - 37:00] in any zombie's math.
[37:00 - 37:02] What the fuck are those things? Some sort of demon?
[37:02 - 37:13] Dangerous.
[37:13 - 37:15] I like that.
[37:15 - 37:17] I like this shit.
[37:17 - 37:23] I genuinely fucking
[37:23 - 37:25] like this shit now.
[37:25 - 37:27] When I bought a cold war,
[37:27 - 37:29] I am so using this shit.
[37:29 - 37:31] She's fucking badass.
[37:31 - 37:34] She's like the female version
[37:34 - 37:36] of Tank Dancery, bro.
[37:36 - 38:16] This is her little pack of punch.
[38:16 - 39:14] Cowshams connected.
[39:14 - 39:16] Nice.
[39:16 - 39:27] Yeah, bump bump.
[39:27 - 39:42] Get wrecked. Bro, this dude's on
[39:42 - 39:44] mouse and keyboard, you can tell.
[39:44 - 39:48] This dude's got wrapped in fire
[39:48 - 39:56] all over the damn points.
[39:56 - 39:58] Honestly, look at the reload speed, man.
[39:58 - 40:00] This is fucking nuts.
[40:00 - 40:05] Bro, I wish
[40:05 - 40:07] I could shoot that fast.
[40:07 - 40:09] God damn it.
[40:09 - 40:11] Has I turned
[40:11 - 40:13] 8 or 2.0 or some shit?
[40:13 - 40:52] What is this thing?
[40:52 - 41:06] Yeah, but I'm not sticking around here.
[41:06 - 41:38] Bro, this thing is so damn slow
[41:38 - 41:40] that it's literally glitching
[41:40 - 41:44] my damn.
[41:44 - 41:46] There are so many zombies that it's
[41:46 - 41:48] literally fucking
[41:48 - 41:50] glitching me the fuck
[41:50 - 42:07] out right now.
[42:07 - 42:09] I mean, y'all are seeing this shit right now.
[42:09 - 42:11] It literally will not let me get past
[42:11 - 42:58] any glitching, right?
[42:58 - 43:00] Dude, what is that? Like a fucking laser
[43:00 - 43:02] search thingy?
[43:02 - 43:28] Get wrecked, dude.
[43:28 - 43:39] Jesus!
[43:39 - 45:42] Fuck you!
[45:42 - 45:44] I'm down in a fucking
[45:44 - 46:08] hole. Who wants to get some?
[46:08 - 46:18] Fuck this.
[46:18 - 47:37] You guys.
[47:37 - 47:47] That thing's real safe. It took you out.
[47:47 - 51:14] That was fire. That jet-tack
[51:14 - 51:31] shit was new.
[51:31 - 51:33] What the fuck?
[51:33 - 52:13] The insta-kill, at least.
[52:13 - 53:06] I'll take this back. We'll see.
[53:06 - 53:08] You are not killing me today, bitches.
[53:08 - 53:11] I am not dying today,
[53:11 - 54:39] fuckers.
[54:39 - 54:41] Yo, how the fuck did that dude get fucking superpowers?
[54:41 - 54:57] I want to watch out behind you.
[54:57 - 56:33] Get you with that brain rot.
[56:33 - 57:43] That motherfucker really just don't...
[57:43 - 57:45] Yeah, fuck this. I'm going for that explosive ammo.
[57:45 - 59:51] You get a bullet,
[59:51 - 59:53] and you get a bullet.
[59:53 - 59:55] Every zombie gets bullets.
[59:55 - 59:57] Let's go.
[59:57 - 59:59] It's free bullet, dude,
[59:59 - 60:01] motherfuckers, and I'm hitting
[60:01 - 60:03] them out like hotcakes. Let's go.
[60:03 - 60:35] Round 25 is probably
[60:35 - 60:51] gonna be it.
[60:51 - 60:53] Oh, just barely made it past
[60:53 - 61:04] those guys.
[61:06 - 61:08] Damn you.
[61:08 - 61:12] Here we go. Terminator mode again, guys.
[61:12 - 61:39] Dude, this guy is straight up going...
[61:39 - 61:42] Oh!
[61:42 - 61:44] This guy is straight up
[61:44 - 62:04] marking these things, bro.
[62:04 - 62:06] This guy is going ham on these motherfuckers.
[62:06 - 62:37] I'm like legit almost tempted
[62:37 - 62:39] to sit down and let this guy do all the work.
[62:39 - 62:45] Because this guy is straight up
[62:45 - 62:47] marking them, dude.
[62:47 - 63:04] Hey, let's go. Round 25, son.
[63:04 - 63:08] Well, round 26 now.
[63:08 - 63:27] Fuck you guys.
[63:27 - 63:35] Oh, fuck my life.
[63:35 - 63:37] I took a few of them out anyway.
[63:37 - 63:48] That actually saved my ass.
[63:48 - 63:56] Thank you.
[63:56 - 64:22] Great, we got fuckin' Terminator thoughts
[64:22 - 64:24] over here now. What the fuck?
[64:24 - 64:52] It's the one that fuckin' Terminator robots
[64:52 - 64:54] drop into zombies.
[64:54 - 64:56] That's news to me.
[64:56 - 65:06] That is motherfucking news to me.
[65:06 - 65:30] Anyways, y'all, I'm about to end
[65:30 - 65:33] there right here.
[65:33 - 65:35] Maybe you guys did enjoy this, man.
[65:35 - 65:37] Smash that like button, that subscribe button,
[65:37 - 65:39] and let those kids down below, y'all.
[65:39 - 65:46] And with that being said, y'all,
[65:46 - 65:48] be sure to check out this event
[65:48 - 65:50] before the 7th fan, y'all.
[65:50 - 65:52] We got a couple days left.
[65:52 - 65:54] So check this event out if you guys
[65:54 - 65:56] are in war zone.
[65:56 - 65:58] And with that being said, I love y'all
[65:58 - 66:00] and I'll catch y'all next time, man.
[66:00 - 66:02] Peace.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '1057' on August 8th, 2024