Original upload date: September 26th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:22] or the other.
[0:22 - 0:50] Yo Forza! Playground Games! Get your shit together! Make a map the size of the U.S. for us! Now
[0:50 - 0:55] don't get wrong I am excited for Horizon 5 there's no doubt I am super stoked for Horizon
[0:55 - 1:16] 5 coming up next month because you know it's basically October essentially
[1:16 - 1:22] Yeah it was supposed to be but then uh a set of course the competition kind of took that
[1:22 - 1:40] spot. And I have to admit that's one thing that the crew 2 has over Forza. Oh nice little
[1:40 - 1:45] whip around. That's one thing that the crew 2 does have over Forza is they have a much
[1:45 - 2:03] larger map. Oh oh not good. And there one went for us.
[2:03 - 2:33] Oh! Farken spot anybody? Nah, oh man it just feels so weird just
[2:33 - 2:42] just seeing back home like in a video game done so freaking brilliantly just brilliantly
[2:42 - 3:02] well. I mean come on you got the spay needle you got the Mariners baseball stadium like
[3:02 - 3:10] bro it's crazy. Ooh okay looks like we're about to run pike's peak. This ought to be
[3:10 - 3:26] good like seriously Forza why ain't you getting on your shit like I'm gonna keep saying man
[3:26 - 3:37] Forza needs to make a map the size of the U.S. Ooh and we rocking that Ford Fiesta knife
[3:37 - 3:47] and we rocking that Ford Fiesta with the skateboard wheels and we rocking them skateboard wheels
[3:47 - 4:17] and yes those are legitimately big ass skateboard wheels. Oh damn we getting that stunting in.
[4:17 - 4:37] Okay it's basically a rally stage. So I'm basically running a rally stage.
[4:37 - 5:05] And all it feels like I'm on a fucking motocross track.
[5:05 - 5:30] Okay. Okay. Okay. So.
[5:30 - 5:47] Alright just the way the layout sounds feels like a freaking motocross track it's really
[5:47 - 6:14] weird. Oh damn.
[6:14 - 6:39] That was sketchy. Oh squealy boys. Can you chirp any water?
[6:39 - 6:49] Where the hell did you come from motherfucker? Don't think so buddy.
[6:49 - 7:08] See ya. Take it again on time. See ya, ya freaking
[7:08 - 7:29] right dude. This is a while time we're good.
[7:29 - 7:58] Oh shit, Harrington. Oh shit, Harrington. Oh shit, Harrington. Oh shit, Harrington. Oh,
[7:58 - 8:23] damn, hit the brakes. Ooh, there we go. That was beautiful.
[8:23 - 8:49] Out here drifting Andris. Oh shit. Hello switchback. Oh, oh, ow. That was my door.
[8:49 - 9:15] Alright, so we gotta go, uh. Oh, damn, straight down. Thank you, we're
[9:15 - 9:40] good. Hit that boost. Hit that boost there boy.
[9:40 - 10:06] And that's the last check point before mic speak. Farewell to discover true power climbing.
[10:06 - 10:23] Thank you. Yo, what? Hey, what state are we even in dude?
[10:23 - 10:34] Oh, I want to pick up my stuff here. Bro, what state are we even in right now?
[10:34 - 10:37] That's what I want to know because that sunset is sick.
[10:37 - 10:52] Did I miss some loot item? Oh no, okay, that's just other players. I was like where the
[10:52 - 10:59] hell am I? I was saying that I missed some loot but now that there's other players around
[10:59 - 11:24] the map, we're good. Going through. Let's go. Oh, ow.
[11:24 - 11:50] Oh, she sketchy. Oh, yo, this shit is way sketchy. I don't think you're on an opening.
[11:50 - 12:17] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[12:17 - 12:32] You know what?
[12:32 - 12:57] Let's upgrade this and we're about to hit a drift track, right? It's been a minute
[12:57 - 13:05] since I've done some drift day. It has been a minute since I've done some drift day and
[13:05 - 13:31] god damn, those tires are fucking dirty. Jesus Christ, I need to clean those.
[13:31 - 13:58] Yo, what up? What up? Hey, it's all good guys. Y'all didn't know what happened. Y'all didn't
[13:58 - 14:10] know what was really going on. Let's go. Riven that 370Z Nismo boy. Or do I want to switch
[14:10 - 14:21] out? Let me see. Let's see what drift cars I got. We got my Nismo. We've got the Hunicorn
[14:21 - 14:30] Mustang. We got the Oracle Viper. Love the Oracle Viper. We got Mad Max's Mad Bull up
[14:30 - 14:41] in here. Oh, we got Long Gettin' Jr's Mustang. Love that thing. Thing's a beast. Got a sexy
[14:41 - 14:54] ass Speed Hunters Lane Evo. And you know I had to represent with the legendary Paul Walker.
[14:54 - 15:03] You know I had to represent Paul Walker's Skyline, bro. And befitting enough right beside
[15:03 - 15:20] it is Dom's Charger and DK's 370Z, man. Wait, what? This is a drift step? Oh shit, it is.
[15:20 - 15:27] Okay. And yes, I got Rick and Morty's Ford RX. Yes, you know what? Let's rip the Rick
[15:27 - 15:46] and Morty, man. Let's do it. Let's shred the Rick and Morty Focus RS, man. Hey, it got
[15:46 - 16:02] hot dog. Yo, what the? Oh shit, this is going to be great. And we wrapped in that Rick and
[16:02 - 16:19] Morty-wise. Fuck yeah, dude.
[16:19 - 16:29] [SOUND]
[16:39 - 16:48] >> Oh.
[16:54 - 16:58] >> Oh, let's go.
[17:08 - 17:28] Might not hit my goal, but hey, feels good just to slide again.
[18:27 - 18:33] Oh, shit.
[18:57 - 19:01] >> Is there a way out of this drift track?
[19:01 - 19:02] Please say yes.
[19:02 - 19:05] Oh, that's a wall.
[19:05 - 19:08] Well, there's the Red Bull Ring entrance.
[19:34 - 19:48] Actually, no, these are all rear wheel.
[19:51 - 20:05] You know what, let's take the beast out for, let's take my 370 beast out for a ride.
[20:12 - 20:22] All drift spec cars are converted to rear wheel.
[22:32 - 22:36] All right, so I need a car that's got 240 in it, all right.
[23:10 - 23:12] Ooh, let's go.
[23:15 - 23:16] Thank you.
[23:17 - 23:22] Yo, the BMW, bro, that is sick, I got your hands on that beast.
[23:24 - 23:26] I'll take all the riches, thank you.
[23:28 - 23:30] Vehicles.
[23:37 - 23:40] Don't know why they convert the way they do, but hey, it works.
[23:43 - 23:46] Now, where's that goddamn Red Bull running?
[23:53 - 23:56] Where's that Dagon Red Bull logo?
[23:56 - 23:59] So I'm getting out of this trap and try again.
[24:01 - 24:02] Oh.
[24:10 - 24:14] And in case you guys are wondering, yes, I do plan on doing some films on here,
[24:14 - 24:17] cuz you can record some pretty cool shit.
[24:21 - 24:22] Ow.
[24:31 - 24:33] Where is that damn Red Bull running at?
[24:41 - 24:43] Ah, there it is over there, I see it.
[25:26 - 25:30] All right, let's see what cars I have that are up above.
[25:38 - 25:40] Damn, I don't have nothing that's above that.
[25:48 - 25:51] You know, let's try ripping the Mad Bull.
[25:55 - 25:59] All you gotta say is, Mad Mike, eat your heart out, bro.
[26:01 - 26:03] Cuz I'm about to shred your Mad Bull.
[26:07 - 26:10] And if y'all don't know who Mad Mike is, look him up.
[26:12 - 26:14] Dude's a mad man behind the wheel.
[40:27 - 40:30] Y'all ever seen anybody drift a hovercraft?
[42:30 - 42:33] Coming through, watch out.
[42:44 - 42:47] Yeah, son.
[42:51 - 42:54] Wish you know what that hovercraft drift was, huh?
[42:59 - 43:01] Oh, damn.
[43:12 - 43:14] Ow.
[43:14 - 43:18] And yes, I could take this in the water, too.
[43:27 - 43:29] Oh, damn.
[43:58 - 44:00] Hold it.
[44:00 - 44:01] Thank you.
[44:01 - 44:04] Oh, just barely missed that, man.
[44:09 - 44:10] Oh.
[44:10 - 44:15] Damn, I thought we were gonna go out to close there for a second, dude.
[44:34 - 44:36] Oh, watch out.
[44:54 - 44:56] Oh.
[44:56 - 44:59] Watch out, the last SUV, damn.
[44:59 - 45:02] You see, it didn't have a hovercraft drift in there.
[45:02 - 45:04] Get out of the way.
[45:11 - 45:13] No, no, no, no.
[45:18 - 45:20] Thank you.
[45:26 - 45:28] Excuse me.
[45:34 - 45:37] Kind of break that slide early into that truck.
[45:50 - 45:52] Now watch this shit.
[45:54 - 45:57] The drone drove right off the freaking side there.
[46:19 - 46:21] Dude, I saw that episode.
[46:21 - 46:23] Dude, that show was hilarious, man.
[46:23 - 46:25] I actually saw that episode.
[46:25 - 46:26] That shit was funny.
[46:26 - 46:29] I fucking loved that one, man.
[46:29 - 46:30] That was good shit.
[46:52 - 46:54] Oh, damn, massive drone.
[46:54 - 46:56] Shit.
[47:30 - 47:33] Make sure I don't have enough room to pitch it in.
[47:51 - 47:54] Make all the way back up the mountain.
[48:46 - 48:48] Oh, just running this I got, too.
[49:18 - 49:19] Let's see, where are we at?
[49:22 - 49:25] Oh, whoa, okay.
[49:25 - 49:29] It just shot me out this way.
[49:29 - 49:31] Oh, that's cool.
[49:31 - 49:33] You know we gotta do it.
[51:00 - 51:02] Oh, damn.
[51:06 - 51:08] Ow.
[51:12 - 51:14] I see why I can slide between these two cars here.
[51:17 - 51:20] No, just completely went around them. That's cool.
[51:22 - 51:24] Yo, there's a highway right there.
[51:26 - 51:28] Oh, hello, sir.
[51:28 - 51:30] Scare the shit out of me.
[52:15 - 52:18] See how close I can get to this guy.
[52:23 - 52:25] Speaking of limos, oh, shit.
[52:25 - 52:27] Hello.
[52:27 - 52:28] Didn't see that rock there.
[52:28 - 52:30] Yeah.
[52:30 - 52:36] All right.
[52:36 - 52:41] Yeah, speaking of limos, is that a limo?
[52:41 - 52:43] All right, now.
[52:43 - 52:47] Oh, damn.
[53:01 - 53:03] Hey, cool. Nice little side road.
[53:08 - 53:10] Oh, oh.
[53:10 - 53:13] Wait, do we have a new summer event this year?
[53:17 - 53:19] Oh, damn, hold it.
[53:19 - 53:22] Just a door tap.
[53:33 - 53:35] You guys are driving down the road.
[53:35 - 53:37] You see somebody drifting a hovercraft.
[53:37 - 53:39] More than likely, it's probably me.
[53:46 - 53:50] Don't be surprised if you see this shit in real life and you see some dude going down the road in the hovercraft.
[53:50 - 53:52] It's probably me.
[54:02 - 54:04] Oh.
[54:06 - 54:09] Just saying, I'd be that guy to do it.
[54:18 - 54:20] Watch out, y'all. Coming through.
[54:22 - 54:24] Guys, is that a cork?
[54:24 - 54:27] Yo, that's a cork. You know we got to hit that cork too.
[55:01 - 55:05] Oh, damn. Okay, that was actually sick.
[55:14 - 55:16] Sorry, Walmart.
[55:31 - 55:33] Oops.
[56:12 - 56:14] Yo, Gasly, what up?
[56:14 - 56:19] Yo, what is that sign? I never noticed that sign before. What is that?
[56:32 - 56:37] Oh, yo, that's cool. So close to the current events around the stores. That's cool.
[56:49 - 56:51] Yo, Tripp, what up?
[56:51 - 56:54] No, that's actually a hovercraft, dude.
[56:58 - 57:03] Bro, if that was a motorcycle, nah, I'd be gone.
[57:05 - 57:13] I don't know if any of you guys have seen the movie Biker Boys, but I do have the bike from the film.
[57:52 - 58:02] Okay, so what plans am I using here? Wait, so I literally have to buy a fucking plane for this shit, okay.
[58:09 - 58:15] Crap, they just keep going up. Oh, I know they don't. Alright, I'm already going. Fuck, yeah.
[58:15 - 58:18] Oh, yeah, I forgot I got this with the bundle pack.
[58:24 - 58:28] Ah, crap, I have to use one of those. That blows.
[58:34 - 58:53] Alright, let's go for the cheapest one, which is $1.53.
[59:46 - 59:59] Oh, they're okay, so I can essentially just use...
[60:32 - 60:35] Let's see how high else we can go with this thing.
[61:37 - 61:40] Oh, shit.
[62:13 - 62:19] Yo, Manisha, welcome.
[63:33 - 63:36] Yo, can I upgrade this thing?
[63:55 - 63:57] Yo, I am stuck at 128.
[64:03 - 64:07] Alright, so here we go, guys. Let's see if we can do this.
[64:19 - 64:22] Yo, catch ya later, Miss Kitty. Be safe.
[66:36 - 66:39] Yo, I can test you on this AMG. That's sick.
[67:56 - 67:58] Yo, I got something for you, guys. Hold up.
[68:03 - 68:05] Let's go freestyle.
[68:48 - 68:51] Y'all ready to see a demo, Derby?
[68:55 - 68:58] Who's ready for a demo, Derby?
[69:31 - 69:34] Mmm, today, motherfuckers.
[69:34 - 69:38] Nope, nope, nope. Ow.
[69:38 - 69:41] Hey, hey, you missed me.
[69:52 - 69:59] Oh, you motherfucker. Alright, asshole. Out the way, bitch. Back up.
[70:14 - 70:17] Damn, down from behind.
[70:51 - 70:53] Not today, motherfuckers.
[70:57 - 70:59] You ain't getting me that easy.
[71:07 - 71:09] Aw, dude, I got white.
[71:13 - 71:16] That's right, I'm still in first, though.
[71:24 - 71:30] I fucking love demo, Derby's, man. Oh, damn, spin me around.
[71:38 - 71:41] I can see bullets flying from here.
[71:41 - 71:49] Oh, I almost pitted with your ass. Come here. Where you going?
[71:49 - 71:51] Where you think you're going, sir?
[71:53 - 71:55] Yeah, sit down, son.
[72:00 - 72:06] This is a regular old demo, Derby, out here, man. Oh, that was close.
[72:37 - 72:40] Oh, damn. I'm not that guy. He just got launched.
[73:06 - 73:08] You are not wiping me out.
[73:21 - 73:29] Oh, they're on my hood. Oh, well. Didn't mean my hood anyway. Yeah, son.
[73:43 - 73:45] I didn't leave the hood anyway.
[74:00 - 74:04] Hey, what can I say, man? I like going head on. I'm crazy like that.
[74:13 - 74:16] Dude, my car is smoking, bro.
[74:27 - 74:29] Jesus.
[74:53 - 75:00] Oh, I gotta be right back. Yeah, trust me, I know what it is.
[75:32 - 75:39] Okay, guys, I'll be right back. Yeah, I'll go real quick. I'll be right back.
[75:51 - 75:55] So sit down, chill, try to look at yourselves, and I'll be right back.
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