2021-8-9 RACE TRACKS FROM HELL

[0:00 - 0:25] (Coughing)
[0:25 - 0:36] Welcome back to The Young Game where you literally get tracks that are made from freaking hell
[0:36 - 0:40] by a state in himself made to annoy you.
[0:40 - 0:51] It's Terrified. Now this one's supposed to be very impossible. It's called Wall Ride Racing
[0:51 - 0:57] with Rat and me so that way Arizona. This is going to be interesting.
[0:57 - 1:02] Yeah and I just noticed only around the back there's
[1:02 - 1:08] yeah there's a literally wall rise from hell on this thing.
[1:08 - 1:15] Oh look, the plot of the people that failed. How does that not surprise me?
[1:15 - 1:27] Why is that why why does that wall ride seem like a very very sad wall ride?
[1:27 - 1:31] Oh look, another sad wall ride. Wait.
[1:31 - 1:38] And another sad wall ride.
[1:42 - 1:50] Oh it's actually isn't too bad. Go with the spinal compression it down, ow.
[1:50 - 2:02] Oh look, more blood on the victim. What is with all the blood of the victims, man? Come on.
[2:07 - 2:13] All right you can just spare them always once. Oh.
[2:13 - 2:20] Ow. Spinal compression from ow. Ow. Better.
[2:20 - 2:31] Ow. Talk about getting your spine compressed. Oh, I felt that.
[2:34 - 2:39] And I'm pretty sure my dude's balls just went up into his stomach.
[2:39 - 2:46] Had to go to the doctor and be like, oh what happened to you?
[2:46 - 2:52] My balls went into my stomach. How did that happen? Satan happened.
[2:59 - 3:05] Satan happened. Trust me.
[3:05 - 3:12] All the while Satan's probably sitting there laughing his ass off.
[3:12 - 3:17] My man, I made you fall. Fuck you.
[3:29 - 3:35] God. I wonder how much more, you know, I wonder how much the chiropractor makes for
[3:35 - 3:40] people to go into the hospital and eat shit like this. He knows he's gotta be making money.
[3:40 - 3:48] Holy shit, that's, ow.
[3:48 - 3:58] All right, so which one? Really?
[3:58 - 4:07] I don't get stopped by anything, but yet I can stop by a helicopter. Why are UFOs moving?
[4:07 - 4:14] Holy shit, wall right in the mouth.
[4:14 - 4:21] Oh, I ended it. Now where's that checkpoint?
[4:21 - 4:50] For sure. It was probably in the back. They can fuck you. Get me out of here.
[4:51 - 5:00] Now, oh, I guarantee you, this probably made you ever drunker than he already is.
[5:00 - 5:09] For now, the pad probably thinking, I don't have enough clothes for that shit. I need more clothes.
[5:09 - 5:19] Give me more clothes. I'm not drunk enough.
[5:19 - 5:27] All in all, I'm just up here driving like, yeah, why would I give you more clothes?
[5:27 - 5:32] I kind of want to fuck with your head.
[5:32 - 5:35] Yeah, I'm just up here driving like this.
[5:35 - 5:47] I'm just up here driving like this.
[5:47 - 5:57] Oh, I'm just up here driving like this.
[5:57 - 6:10] Oh, great. Another wall ride of the Grinch's shit.
[6:10 - 6:19] Oh, great. Looks like something got a hold of the Grinch and just ran his face along the whole wall.
[6:19 - 6:28] Ow. That was final compression.
[6:28 - 6:30] Ow.
[6:30 - 6:37] You know, I wouldn't be surprised at this point if Satan's just literally sitting there laughing his ass off like,
[6:37 - 6:41] "You're not gonna make it."
[6:41 - 6:45] He's probably sitting there and just thinking,
[6:45 - 6:47] "You're not gonna make it."
[6:47 - 6:55] Ha, ha, ha. I will eat your soul for breakfast.
[6:55 - 7:01] I will punish you with wall rides.
[7:01 - 7:06] And you will fail.
[7:06 - 7:16] And I was over here like, "Yeah, I'm about that Satan. Fuck you and your wall rides."
[7:16 - 7:32] 'Cause, you know, just screw you. We're doing it.
[7:32 - 7:45] And my door's just over here laughing in the window like, "I wanna be a bird!"
[7:45 - 7:50] And off the ledge to my spinal compressed death.
[7:50 - 7:52] Oof.
[7:52 - 7:57] Ah.
[7:57 - 8:03] If that don't break your back, what will?
[8:03 - 8:11] Ugh. If that don't break your back, I don't know what will, man. Ugh.
[8:11 - 8:19] What in the living hell is this?
[8:19 - 8:44] All right, I'm not gonna lie, that car's pretty damn cool.
[8:44 - 8:49] But what the actual fuck is this thing?
[8:49 - 8:56] What does somebody do, take big bird and shit all over the track?
[8:56 - 8:58] What the hell?
[8:58 - 9:13] It looks like Pac-Man's worst nightmare.
[9:13 - 9:18] It looks like somebody shit out Pac-Man all over the place.
[9:18 - 9:26] Ooh.
[9:26 - 9:36] Like literally, it looks like somebody took Pac-Man and was like, "Me, a smear, his frickin' yellow blood all over the place."
[9:36 - 9:54] All right.
[9:54 - 9:57] Great. Another board of death.
[9:57 - 9:59] Young.
[9:59 - 10:03] Satan's tracks of death.
[10:03 - 10:10] Oh, I love the taste of Satan's death in the morning.
[10:10 - 10:33] You know Satan's probably sitting there laughing with his bowl of cereal like, "Mm-hmm, you're gonna lose."
[10:33 - 10:38] This is literally the most soul-crushing board I've ever played.
[10:38 - 10:47] Holy shit.
[10:47 - 11:06] Oh, I love the taste of Satan's death in the morning.
[11:06 - 11:24] What kind of newer monster made this board?
[11:24 - 11:27] This is evil.
[11:27 - 11:39] They're literally making the ones fighting them friends like it's the frickin' slinky.
[11:39 - 11:43] Like seriously, are you trying to break one back, Satan?
[11:43 - 11:48] Like seriously, are you trying to break one back 'cause you're turning one back like a slinky right now?
[11:48 - 12:03] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
[12:03 - 12:32] Oh, no.
[12:32 - 12:58] Oh, I don't know why you're supposed to get over that thing.
[12:58 - 13:10] I'll tell you what kind of cereal he is.
[13:10 - 13:31] That kind of crushes your soul.
[13:31 - 13:40] You know, whoever made this board, never seen ask the person I made this board, "How much
[13:40 - 13:44] hatred and pain do they want on this board?"
[13:44 - 13:50] They literally said, "Fuck you, I'm buying you at the whole damn store."
[13:50 - 14:06] He's like, "Just give me all of it."
[14:06 - 14:25] Oh, God.
[14:25 - 14:27] Satan why must you torture me?
[14:27 - 14:33] What did I ever do to you, gravity?
[14:33 - 14:35] Hey, physics.
[14:35 - 14:40] Oh, God, more spinal compression.
[14:40 - 14:57] Oh, ow, for this final breaker of doom here.
[14:57 - 15:12] Go over Satan's tits here.
[15:12 - 15:29] Oh, yeah.
[15:29 - 15:44] More spleen tasting spinal compression.
[15:44 - 15:54] I love the taste of my spleen in the morning.
[15:54 - 16:16] One, two, one, screw it.
[16:16 - 16:28] Got a Tokyo keyword, try to Tokyo this thing out.
[16:28 - 16:30] Really?
[16:30 - 16:38] I don't get stopped by anything, but I get stopped by Big Bird's freaking plastic sword.
[16:38 - 16:45] What the fuck?
[16:45 - 16:59] You know, my character right now, you know?
[16:59 - 17:04] My character right now is probably thinking, "I have to taste my spleen."
[17:04 - 17:12] He's probably thinking, "God, make it stop."
[17:12 - 17:18] I am begging you, make it stop.
[17:18 - 17:31] Sorry to say it, buddy, but, okay, we got all four of the things.
[17:31 - 17:46] Now, man, a cupcake, and we're going for it.
[17:46 - 18:01] Oh, God.
[18:01 - 18:12] Oh, God, that was not bad that time.
[18:12 - 18:13] Oh, God.
[18:13 - 18:14] This sucks so bad.
[18:14 - 18:26] No, no, oh, my gosh, ow, ow.
[18:26 - 18:45] Oh, yeah.
[18:45 - 19:04] I'm going to go for the nothing.
[19:04 - 19:05] Not the kind of eating I ate.
[19:05 - 19:06] The thing that they do.
[19:06 - 19:07] Screw, we're going on backwards.
[19:07 - 19:08] Fuck it.
[19:08 - 19:09] Oh, shit.
[19:09 - 19:16] I don't even know how I did that.
[19:16 - 19:22] I'm not even going to ask.
[19:22 - 19:25] Oh, look, it's the tears of everyone.
[19:25 - 19:31] Oh, look, more tears of those that failed the board.
[19:31 - 19:37] How fitting.
[19:37 - 19:39] More tears of those that failed the board.
[19:39 - 19:46] Oh, God, how many people failed this board?
[19:46 - 19:54] So there's quite a lot of tears and soul crushing and death.
[19:54 - 20:04] I'm just saying, that's a lot of death.
[20:04 - 20:09] I'm just saying, for every soul that has ever failed this board, I feel
[20:09 - 20:21] your pain.
[20:21 - 20:34] This board was built by Satan himself just to fuck with me, I swear to God.
[20:34 - 20:44] I'm going to go through the reign of death here.
[20:44 - 20:59] Yeah, my God is probably thinking, thank God that's over, get me out of here now.
[20:59 - 21:13] It's just such drugs.
[21:13 - 21:27] Let's go for it.
[21:27 - 21:29] I got a feeling this board is getting me soul sucking.
[21:29 - 21:35] I have a very good feeling and a very good chance.
[21:35 - 21:39] Why does it look like Elsa took a fat shit on this board?
[21:39 - 21:42] My dude, who pissed off Frosty?
[21:42 - 21:47] Was it Elsa again?
[21:47 - 21:52] Because that bitch has got some serious issues of pissing people off.
[21:52 - 22:00] Was it like Frosty pissed off Elsa again?
[22:00 - 22:03] God damn.
[22:03 - 22:09] Your thing at the first dozen times of him pissing her off, you wouldn't do that.
[22:09 - 22:21] But no, instead he wants to be a total asshole, I try to fuck with her, like, come on, man.
[22:21 - 22:26] Come on, Frosty, what you got to do Elsa like that?
[22:26 - 22:45] Like, bro, are you trying to get a good shot by the ice queen?
[22:45 - 22:49] Ow.
[22:49 - 22:55] I swear to god Frosty, you need to stop pissing people off, especially Elsa, because she will
[22:55 - 22:56] freeze your ass.
[22:56 - 23:03] Actually, honestly, if she can do that to you, I hate to see what she can do to sub
[23:03 - 23:19] zero.
[23:19 - 23:44] Damn.
[23:44 - 23:49] Oh thank god.
[23:49 - 23:55] That's the last time I run a track where Elsa gets pissed off at Frosty.
[23:55 - 24:05] And Frosty, a little bit of advice for you, stop pissing off Elsa, she will kill you.
[24:05 - 24:10] What an actual fuck.
[24:10 - 24:38] Screw it, we're doing it.
[24:38 - 24:47] Okay so I'm going to take a second here to say whose hairbrained idea was this to make
[24:47 - 24:53] Satan want to literally set every ring in the fucking world on fire?
[24:53 - 25:02] I swear to god this is the trap, but hey Satan, fuck you.
[25:02 - 25:15] I hate Satan, ow, that's human eye and a glove eye to me.
[25:15 - 25:29] I hate Cheerios, fuck you Satan.
[25:29 - 25:43] I hate you physics.
[25:43 - 25:59] Hey physics, fuck you.
[25:59 - 26:06] Don't you screw with me physics, don't fuck me over physics.
[26:06 - 26:12] Come on physics, what did I ever do to you?
[26:12 - 26:17] Come on man, what did I ever do to you physics?
[26:17 - 26:28] What did I ever do to piss you off, well physics has probably set in their life everything.
[26:28 - 26:35] You have literally done everything to piss me off, which is why he's frozen and saying
[26:35 - 26:46] fuck you, I am eating your soul.
[26:46 - 27:00] Oh yeah, that's nice.
[27:00 - 27:16] You know, you'd think by now after pissing off physics so many times, it would actually
[27:16 - 27:19] be nice to me.
[27:19 - 27:33] After apologizing for doing times, go through Satan's ring of death here.
[27:33 - 27:38] I just want to take a second and say, fuck you Satan.
[27:38 - 27:46] Oh look, the tears of the lost, those poor souls that didn't make it through the board,
[27:46 - 28:03] it's tragic really.
[28:03 - 28:21] Where even am I?
[28:21 - 28:41] I'm in a wall job, yes excuse me, you just made it through the board, how do you feel
[28:41 - 28:42] right now?
[28:42 - 29:03] I'm fantastic for my spleen, oh really, how does that taste, oh I'm deaf, oh, okay.
[29:03 - 29:27] Now Satan, would you like to fuck with me any more today?
[29:27 - 29:53] Yes, apparently you would, what is it, air jumps apparently, oh yeah, you know, at this
[29:53 - 29:59] point you would think, with all this spinal compression I faced, I'd be a midget by now,
[29:59 - 30:14] my gals would be like super short like Minivian, what the fuck, you're not kidding, holy shit,
[30:14 - 30:34] that's a hell of a chunk.
[30:34 - 31:04] Holy shit, God, now I know how, oh God, now I know how, oh my god, what the fuck is that,
[31:04 - 31:17] now I know how freaking Tyrese gets himself falling out of that plant, that's hilarious,
[31:17 - 31:36] more Roman tears, for a guy using that as a plane, like a freaking ragdoll, this kind
[31:36 - 31:47] of sunk, yeah I'm pretty sure he's afraid of planes by now, oh yeah, I hated jumps before,
[31:47 - 32:00] and now I really hate them.
[32:00 - 32:24] I don't know how are you supposed to get across this damn joke, you have to freaking
[32:24 - 32:42] stack up like 300 freaking miles, fuck it, we're about to just eat this shit, fuck you,
[32:42 - 33:12] what is this, and, Satan is not laughing at me, total puss puss puss puss puss puss puss
[33:12 - 33:17] puss puss puss puss, you ain't kidding, I think it's safe to say that physics just
[33:17 - 33:42] basically is like, fuck you, at this point towards me, I think it's safe to say that
[33:42 - 34:01] I landed that, but, yeah, I'll take that, alright physics, you wanna play, you wanna
[34:01 - 34:22] play no game physics, or call me Jigsaw, bitch, cuz I'm coming for ya.
[34:22 - 34:47] As physics literally tries to fuck me over whenever I possible, alright physics.
[34:47 - 35:15] Hey children, hey physics, fuck.
[35:15 - 35:35] Hey physics, don't fuck with me physics, what did I ever do to you, fuck you physics, and
[35:35 - 36:04] the horse you rolling in on, bitch, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit,
[36:04 - 36:30] oh, I think now it's physics, why am I getting it back, let me see that, oh shit, oh shit,
[36:30 - 36:56] oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, well physics must like me somewhere cuz it keeps
[36:56 - 37:03] putting me on my wheels.
[37:03 - 37:32] At this point I really just think physics likes to fuck with me just that much.
[37:32 - 37:40] I swear to god, physics at this point is literally just sitting there laughing at Jigsaw's family
[37:40 - 38:08] with Satan right beside him, dying laughing, I hate physics, fuck you Satan, ha.
[38:08 - 38:36] Hey Satan, fuck you, oh, oh man, oh man, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
[38:36 - 39:31] fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
[39:31 - 39:49] fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
[39:49 - 40:07] Fuck is this, why's it gonna go all right from hell?
[40:07 - 40:34] Holy shit, it's literally a wall ride from hell, okay, what do you got Satan?
[40:34 - 41:03] Haha, I own the wall ride bitch, I am Trevor, I own the wall ride, I own your
[41:03 - 41:31] mom too, hey Satan, your mom's a whore, hey Satan,
[41:31 - 41:54] fuck you, wait, do I have literally a wall transfer, what?
[41:54 - 42:22] Oh shit, oh my, what is this, ow, how the hell, you're kidding me right, you're really
[42:22 - 42:39] kidding me right now, well at least now I know what to do, oh god, tell me I don't
[42:39 - 42:59] know how to do it again, oh my god, yeah you guys remember the cartoon show NASCAR Racers,
[42:59 - 43:24] and now I kinda know how they feel, oh god this is weird, oh my god, oh god, oh god,
[43:24 - 43:40] oh god, hey Trevor how do you feel, oh shit, fuck you, hey I'm just asking, don't you know
[43:40 - 44:07] what I'm saying, I'm just asking, fuck you, really, I know how to do it, come on.
[44:07 - 44:18] How are you supposed to do this?
[44:18 - 44:42] Oh my god, no, no, no, no.
[44:42 - 45:10] Oh, oh god.
[45:10 - 45:18] Now I know there's a wall transfer somewhere in here, wait, do I literally have the wall
[45:18 - 45:33] transfer?
[45:33 - 46:01] I literally think I have the wall transfer while doing the loop.
[46:01 - 46:27] Oh yeah, what do you know, physics doesn't entirely hit me, I'm telling you why I needed
[46:27 - 46:36] this, don't fuck with me, oh yeah, don't make sure you do what I said in the past but come
[46:36 - 46:53] on, you ain't gotta give me that much crap.
[46:53 - 47:21] Oh my god.
[47:21 - 47:43] How the hell are you supposed to make this?
[47:43 - 48:07] Oh my god, oh this is one of those Space Mountain.
[48:07 - 48:37] And I hated Space Mountain, oh my god, oh no, oh, almost had it.
[48:37 - 49:00] I can't think what I'm saying, Satan is probably laughing his ass off of me right now, I can't
[49:00 - 49:26] imagine it, oh fuck you Satan, I'm making it.
[49:26 - 49:55] Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
[49:55 - 50:15] You know, I wonder if this is how the cast of Twister felt when they were going to that
[50:15 - 50:16] tornado.
[50:16 - 50:41] Oh, I found where I need to go.
[50:41 - 51:07] Oh my god, so I know where I need to go now.
[51:07 - 51:33] We're going top, we're going on this shit.
[51:33 - 51:58] God, I wonder if this is how Tom Cruise felt on the top, man, why get me off this ride,
[51:58 - 51:59] I'm dizzy.
[51:59 - 52:27] Oh, boy, this is not fun.
[52:27 - 52:51] All right, I haven't made an annoying word before, but it does obtain in the ass.
[52:51 - 53:19] As I thought of the mightiest leap in the world and got flying off the board, the set
[53:19 - 53:42] speed is pretty well now, what the hell do you want to do?
[53:42 - 54:10] All right, I have seriously annoyed of this freaking board.
[54:10 - 54:39] No, that's right, I ain't seriously getting annoyed with this.
[54:39 - 55:07] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[55:07 - 55:24] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[55:24 - 55:40] Don't put a nail like this, come on.
[55:40 - 56:05] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[56:05 - 56:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[56:35 - 56:59] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[56:59 - 57:25] All right, so that was interesting.
[57:25 - 57:30] What?
[57:30 - 57:44] Okay.
[57:44 - 57:59] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[57:59 - 58:55] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[58:55 - 59:11] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[59:11 - 60:33] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[60:33 - 61:28] No crash force.
[61:28 - 61:48] All right, savior, what do you got for me?
[61:48 - 62:14] A blood-stained car from all the souls that have found.
[62:14 - 62:40] Somehow I got the feeling that Saint was high when he made this board.
[62:40 - 62:52] Saint, please tell me you were in stone when you made this board.
[62:52 - 63:12] You're not pretty sure you were.
[63:12 - 63:18] Oh, what the fuck?
[63:18 - 63:35] Is it just me or does anybody else think that Saint was stone down his damn mind when he made this board?
[63:35 - 63:48] Time to go out of Tron. Holy shit, send it.
[63:48 - 64:15] You don't want to send it, I did.
[64:15 - 64:43] Dude, how do they expect you to freaking make this?
[64:43 - 65:11] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[65:11 - 65:27] Saint, I know you were high when you made this, but goddamn.
[65:27 - 65:55] Why'd you have to make it so soul-crushing?
[65:55 - 66:19] Dude, how are you supposed to make this?
[66:19 - 66:48] How much you got to back up?
[66:48 - 66:56] Dude, we really just made that.
[66:56 - 67:20] No, oh, we had that.
[67:20 - 67:30] Oh.
[67:30 - 67:59] Ouch.
[67:59 - 68:57] Oh, yeah, I can do this.
[68:57 - 69:26] God, what did you do? Watch Saint, what did you guys do? Watch freaking Tron when you made this freaking board.
[69:26 - 69:55] Oh, yeah, I can do this.
[69:55 - 70:23] God, no, no, no, spirits or fields.
[70:23 - 70:36] So you need to tell me I had to eat across that board without falling off.
[70:36 - 71:03] I'm going to say simple.
[71:03 - 71:32] I cannot believe we just made that out. More spinal compression.
[71:32 - 72:01] Oh, yeah.
[72:01 - 72:24] Oh, thank God, that's over.
[72:24 - 72:37] OK, well, with that being said, now that I can literally taste my voice and I'm busy as fuck.
[72:37 - 72:46] I'm going to relax and decompress.
[72:46 - 72:55] Oh, yes, this is saying I love you guys.