2021-8-8 Open Soar Comedy

[0:00 - 0:29] What's up Boi out with us? Now welcome to the other side of the county! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[0:29 - 0:48] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[0:48 - 1:05] Do you guys want to find funny about people? They always love to mock you. People love to mock and mock and mock nowadays.
[1:05 - 1:22] People love to mock nowadays. You kind of like this guy right here. You kind of sound like this guy right here.
[1:22 - 1:42] You sound like this guy right here. Oh you didn't do anything, I'm just saying. I'm just saying man, y'all sound real weird.
[1:42 - 1:56] Like, come on, what is it? Simon says mock the editor, mock the person. Like, see? You sound like this guy right here.
[1:56 - 2:15] See? You sound like this guy right here. See? And shut up, that is weird. Shut up, that is creepy. Damn it, I said stop mocking me.
[2:15 - 2:34] Dude, stop mocking me, it's creepy. Don't tell me to stop, you stop. If you do not shut up, I'm going to throw you across this room.
[2:34 - 2:49] So either stop or I throw you across this room. You know what? Fuck you. And stay there until you learn your lesson bitch.
[2:49 - 3:02] And stop mocking me, it's creepy. Now, where were we? Ah yes.
[3:02 - 3:10] The Mockery. Human's most famous form of flattery.
[3:10 - 3:24] And I was just wondering, why do you guys mock? What are you guys trying to do? Be a copycat?
[3:24 - 3:38] What are you trying to be? A copycat or something? Like, what? I mean, what are you trying to be? The mocking jade from fucking Hunger Games?
[3:38 - 3:53] Oh no, I forgot. You guys are a parent. I forgot. Most of you guys that mock are parents. But man, let me tell you.
[3:53 - 4:03] Y'all the freaking nakedest parents I've ever seen. I ain't ever seen a bald parent before, but y'all kind of look like a bald parent.
[4:03 - 4:11] Mock this person. Mock that person. Mock, mock, mock.
[4:11 - 4:20] Alright, come on. Well, what are you? A bald parent? What do you want? I'll take away a parent who's, what do you want?
[4:20 - 4:29] I'll take away a parent to have a shoulder for you to sit on? Like, sorry, I'm not Captain Hook. I'm not Blackbeard.
[4:29 - 4:43] I'm not going to say anything. Sit on my shoulder. Sit on my shoulder, parents. Let's mock some people. That ain't me. I'm just saying.
[4:43 - 4:59] Like, this ain't no Pirates of the Caribbean stuff. Like, does this look like the freaking, wait, does this look like the Black Pearl to you? Like, last time I checked, the house is not a ship.
[4:59 - 5:09] Although, if it was, that'd be pretty cool. Although, I can't say not all houses aren't ships because you ever seen a Disney movie of? That was pretty badass.
[5:09 - 5:23] Okay, come on. Turning a house into a floating hot airship? Like, come on. How cool would that be? The only thing you'd have to worry about is the voice popping.
[5:23 - 5:40] And then after that, well, hope you got insurance, buddy. Because you're going to kind of need it after that fall. I'm just saying. You might need some dental insurance, some house insurance. You might need a new house in general.
[5:40 - 5:52] I mean, unless, of course, you want to build it into a tiny ship, then hey, that's cool. I'm just saying. If you're going to fly your house, be sure you got coverage. I'm just saying.
[5:52 - 6:06] If you want coverage for your flying house, be sure to hit up Liberty Mutual. They might be able to help you out. Or you can hit on GEICO or hit up whatever insurance provider you use to cover your house.
[6:06 - 6:23] That is it, but it even survives the fall because not 20,000 feet in a house, not the funnest experience of my life ever for anyone or me or anyone in general.
[6:23 - 6:37] I'm just saying, falling from 20,000 feet in your house would suck because there'd be a lack of oxygen. You'd have food everywhere. Your condoms might go flying out of your dresser drawer.
[6:37 - 6:48] You might freaking end up with whipped cream all over your face. And while you're falling, your dog might try to lick it off as you're falling, which would make things even worse because you're trying to see.
[6:48 - 7:01] That way you don't break your skull open and have your brains flying everywhere like a jelly. I'm just saying it would suck falling from 23,000 feet in your house. That would suck.
[7:01 - 7:17] I'm just saying.
[7:17 - 7:24] Here's the thing, though. I don't do ethnic stereotypes. I don't stereotype like that.
[7:24 - 7:41] I mean, if you want to stereotype, why don't you invent one? Why don't you invent stereotypes?
[7:41 - 8:01] Like, come on. Why don't you invent a stereotype that knows how to type? I mean, that would be pretty badass. I'm just saying, bro. If you can come up with a freaking stereo with a built-in keyboard that you can pop a little screen out and be typing on, dude, I think that would be pretty badass.
[8:01 - 8:19] I'm just saying. That would be pretty fucking cool. I would actually buy one. No joke. I would actually buy one straight up. I would straight up buy one an R, dude. I'd be like, fucking, I'd be like Fry on Futurama. Shut up and take my money.
[8:19 - 8:34] I'm buying this thing. That's going on with me. Fuck you. I'm buying this. Now hand it over.
[8:34 - 8:51] They're like, fucking, shriego all over their hands. It's my precious. I'll be on that shit when they be like, it's my precious. Ah, my precious. Don't touch my precious.
[8:51 - 9:11] I'd be like that with that thing. I'm just saying. Having a stereo with a built-in screen and a keyboard? You got yourself an idea right there. I'd say go for it. If you invent it, let me know. When you come up with that design, let me know. I'll buy one straight up. I'm just saying.
[9:11 - 9:37] Aperos. What kind of name is Aperos? Like, what are you trying to be? Chris Angel? Houdini?
[9:37 - 9:42] Like, what are you? Some sort of wannabe magician?
[9:42 - 10:08] 'Cause this one's kinda like a cheesy ass freakin' birthday party magician named Yasmee. I'm just saying. Yeah, sound like a wannabe magician. Yeah, it's hard to say, buddy, but you're kinda lacking on the magic tricks.
[10:08 - 10:28] Facts, Wes. Facts, brother.
[10:28 - 10:53] Definitely, dude. Like, as a matter of fact, on a side note, if you guys would like to pick up some Skull Scratch merch, well, it's right there. Go pick you up some Skull Scratch merch. Only available for 20 days, and then I'm reopening it, so you might want to hurry the grill now when you got the chance before it runs out, and then I have to re-up it, so yeah, you might want to grab your Skull Scratch merch while you can. I'm just saying.
[10:53 - 11:11] But back to this up-heroes, dude. Like, who are you trying to be? Like, Chris Angel? Harry Houdini? Like, who are you trying to imitate? Because, uh, like I said, bro, you're kinda lacking on the magic department, you know what I'm saying?
[11:11 - 11:36] You're feeling a little lacking on the magic department, so, uh, yeah, if you want to do my nephew's seven-year birthday party, I mean, I'm sure I could squeeze you in for some shitty-ass hat tricks, maybe pull a rabbit out of your ass, maybe pull, I don't know, a fucking tissue out of your hat or something, I don't know.
[11:36 - 11:43] Maybe pull a card out of your nose? You know, pull some really cool party tricks?
[11:43 - 12:05] Ah, sonny boy, EO 13. What's up, son? How you doing, sonny boy? How you doing, sonny boy? How you doing today?
[12:05 - 12:26] Yeah, now I sound like that grandpa from, now I sound like that creepy old guy from Family Guy. Like, y'all know what y'all talking about? The one that goes after Chris, you know, the one that's the only guy?
[12:26 - 12:42] I'm Chris, don't brag for me, Chris. I sound like that guy, it's weird. You guys never have that one neighbor that just looks at you in that weird way, and it's just like, come here, girl, I want to follow you.
[12:42 - 12:56] Like, you ever had that neighbor? Is that just me, or have you guys had that? Because I'm hoping I'm not dealing with one here. I'm hoping I'm not. I'm just saying, hopefully I'm not dealing with one that has had a creepy neighbor.
[13:00 - 13:19] Hopefully I don't. Hopefully I'm not dealing with one that has a creepy neighbor, you know, that, you know, and I don't have any creepy neighbors like that. They'll sit there, they'll sit there in their house with the binoculars looking out, like, who's this creepy guy? Who's this weird guy? Oh, creepy guy.
[13:19 - 13:28] Oh, creepy guy. Like, what? Like, Chick, what do you mean we're looking at? Like, I'm just walking down the street and going down to the freaking 7-Eleven.
[13:28 - 13:40] I'm trying to go down and go start giving me an energy drink and going back to the house. That's all I'm trying to do. I ain't trying to have no chick freaking taping on my ass like some freaking cougar. That ain't me.
[13:40 - 13:51] Sorry, Chick. You're a little too old there, lady. You're a little too old for me. I'm just saying. I'm 30 years, what? 80? 90? That shit's creepy.
[13:51 - 14:09] I mean, I would say you can date my grandpa, but he's kind of been dead for the last, oh, I don't know, 13 years? I mean, if you want, I can try to give him a call. I mean, it'd be kind of hard to dial in.
[14:10 - 14:19] If you call God my yoke, I need my grandpa down here. I'm finding out how to check for him. Can you get him down here? Cool. Thanks.
[14:19 - 14:23] I can't do that. As long as I wish I could, I can't.
[14:23 - 14:34] Oh, my God.
[14:34 - 15:01] Hey, Chris, get your fat ass over here. Get your fat ass down. I used to be able to do it. I used to be able to do it. Get your fat ass over here. Get your fat ass over here, boy.
[15:01 - 15:07] Hey, Chris, get your fat ass over here.
[15:07 - 15:24] Oh, man, nothing weird. I mean, come on. How is an old guy telling you to get your fat ass over here? That'd be weird. I'm just saying. You got an old guy that's trying to go after that boogie? That's just creepy.
[15:25 - 15:33] I'm just saying, I mean, unless you like older guys, I'm not judging. I'm just saying, if you like older guys like that, hey, you do you.
[15:33 - 15:44] I ain't part of that. You do you. If y'all young chicks like these older guys that are 80, 90 years old, they'll look like freaking Yoda.
[15:44 - 15:54] Hey, if you like the Yoda looking motherfuckers, hey, you do you. If you like older guys that look like nice, the Yoda just took his shit. Go ahead.
[15:54 - 16:12] That's on you, but I ain't trying to think no Yoda looking shit might be kind of weird. We're going to wait a bit next year. I know all I hear is this chick freaking going off with a fucking lightsaber on my back. Nothing weird.
[16:14 - 16:27] Can you imagine trying to freaking do shit? Can you imagine trying to, can you imagine me and Yoda, can you imagine how much that must suck?
[16:27 - 16:35] To be a master Jedi and not be over the ridge for freaking peanut butter on the top shelf? That's got to suck.
[16:35 - 16:45] I mean, come on, that has got to suck being freaking two inches tall off the ground and not being able to reach the freaking peanut butter.
[16:45 - 16:55] But yet you can kill freaking droids and stone troopers all fucking day long. Like you're a total badass, but you can't even reach the peanut butter on the top shelf. What the fuck?
[16:55 - 17:07] Like how does that work? Like what do you mean? Like one of those little claw grabber things to try to get you in, to try to get in or what?
[17:13 - 17:33] All I'm saying, I feel bad for Master Yoda, man. I'm just saying, I feel bad for a guy. He's a total badass with a lightsaber, but when it comes to trying to reach it, yeah, he's kind of on the short side. I'm just like, he's kind of on the short side for trying to reach it.
[17:39 - 17:48] Yeah, that is, if he doesn't freaking fling it across the room first, he goes to grab it. Next thing you know, he goes flying across the room that way.
[17:48 - 18:00] Like I said, it's got to suck to be Yoda. I'm just saying, I love the guy. One of my favorite Star Wars characters of all time. Absolutely love Yoda.
[18:00 - 18:10] But no, trying to, trying to get the peanut butter and have it go flying off the shelf when you're just trying to grab it, that sucks. Dude probably thinks it's a freaking Star Destroyer or something.
[18:10 - 18:25] I'm serious, man. Yoda must think that peanut butter is like some sort of Star Destroyer. Like, he goes to grab it, next thing you know, all you see is, you got it done. You're like, yo, watch out, peanut butter, nothing down.
[18:25 - 18:36] Where the fuck that go from? All you see is Master Yoda walking up, trying to grab the peanut butter I did. Crafted I did not, failed I did.
[18:36 - 18:48] I am discouraged. That's all you see. And then you're just like, man, looking like it's a billion butter. Here you go. This time, don't drop it. And don't throw it.
[18:49 - 19:02] Yeah, I do a thousand laps. I do a thousand laps in the bed with your girlfriend every night.
[19:02 - 19:18] And she loves that thousand laps. By the time we're on 500, she's like, slow down, slow down, slow down, this is too much, slow down, slow down.
[19:18 - 19:35] This is a Daytona 10, this is a Daytona 1,000. I'm going full force around the track. I ain't stopping. My Red Lunar is on all the way up. My foot's on the gas pedal. I'm going for it. Fuck y'all.
[19:35 - 19:46] I'll be trading this shit like Dominant Thoreau from Batteries in Liberia. So I'm gone. See ya. I ain't stopping for shit.
[19:46 - 19:57] Do the new pit stop, be like, yo, slow down, slow down, you're going too quick. Make a pit stop. Man, fuck that pit stop. I don't need no damn pit stop.
[19:59 - 20:04] This is a Daytona 500. I'm winning this shit. I'm gone. I'm out.
[20:10 - 20:32] Oh my God, make him kitty, you bastards. Is it just me, or the freaking, is it just me? Now, correct me if I'm wrong on this. Is it just me, or the SimFlex City Blobs remind y'all about Bobby Hill?
[20:33 - 20:45] But damn, but damn. This looks like freaking Bobby Hill. Like, is that just me, or does he look and sound a lot like Bobby Hill from Game of Hill? Am I the only one that thinks that?
[20:45 - 20:55] Like, am I the only one that thinks that SimFlex City Blobs looks like Bobby Hill and sounds creepily like him?
[20:56 - 21:10] It wouldn't surprise me if they were related. I'm just saying, it wouldn't surprise me if they were related somehow. I'm just saying.
[21:16 - 21:25] Hey, look, we got crazy God damn up in here. God damn it, Bobby. God damn it, Dale. What are you doing up in here?
[21:25 - 21:37] I thought I told you to stay at home with your girlfriend, or your boyfriend. I forgot. You got a boyfriend. God damn it, Dale. Stay at home with your boyfriend.
[21:37 - 21:41] He's screaming for your fucking dick every five seconds.
[21:41 - 22:07] So Dale, why don't you come back to Bobby Hill? I'm sorry, I forgot. I forgot.
[22:07 - 22:22] Didn't you say you had a boyfriend and not a wife? I'm pretty sure your wife is a guy. I'm pretty sure the last time your boyfriend took off his dress.
[22:23 - 22:36] I think he kind of embarrassed everyone in the neighborhood. You know, Bill, myself. Hell, Eva Peggy got scared. Eva Bobby Hill got scared.
[22:37 - 22:57] I have Diane. Who's that strange man? What's he doing with the dress?
[22:58 - 23:11] What's he doing?
[23:11 - 23:19] Dude, I am very sexist. What are you talking about? I didn't just own him. I own this whole channel at that point.
[23:20 - 23:32] I own this whole channel at that point, boy. I'm just being honest. I didn't just own the suplex. I own his ass like Brock Lesnar, man.
[23:33 - 23:56] I own his frickin' ass like Bruce Lee owns Kung Fu every time. I own his ass like frickin', what's his name, Conor McGregor owes UFC with a broken leg. Hell, I own some places that's like Roman Reigns pretty much runs and owns SmackDown.
[23:57 - 24:07] You know, Roman Reigns head to the table. That dude straight up badass. Shout out to the Samoan Dynasty. Fucking love you guys. Shout out to the Samoan Dynasty.
[24:08 - 24:25] Got to show respect for the Samoan Dynasty, man. Can't go wrong with that. Hey, I'm just saying. At least he's not like Mr. Missionary John Cena. Same thing every night, over and over and over. Sounds kind of like y'all trolls.
[24:26 - 24:35] Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if one of y'all tried to date John Cena. Cause y'all say the same thing over and over and over and over all you do.
[24:35 - 24:40] Guess how I missed the Missionary John Cena. Same thing over and over. Watch y'all try to get it together.
[24:40 - 24:49] I should know. Better now because y'all's kids might come out looking weird as fuck. I'm just saying. They'd be looking real weird.
[24:50 - 25:12] I'm in hell. They'd be looking like this. They'd be looking like this shit right here. Hi, man. Hi, mom. They'd be looking like that. Everybody's looking for the day. Looking weird as fuck.
[25:13 - 25:23] I'm just saying. I wouldn't want to be those kids. I'd be embarrassed.
[25:28 - 25:37] Oh, you mean this? Okay. What do you want? Some dead skin? Maybe a scab or two? There you go. Free charge. Keep the change.
[25:37 - 25:45] Hell, you want a skull and shirt? Be sure to check out the shop.
[25:45 - 25:51] Head to my channel and check out the Skull Scratcher Shop, man. Pick yourself up a shirt on the way out.
[25:51 - 25:57] Hell, I'll even do you a solid. You pick up a shirt and I'll send you a scab in the mail.
[25:58 - 26:01] I'll do you a solid and it's free.
[26:01 - 26:13] Hell, I'll even sign up with this real, real, tiny, fun thing. You know, the little tiny ones that you get in those packs are the real, small ones.
[26:17 - 26:27] You know, the real and super small ones, I'll sign that shit for you. I'm just saying. But hey, for real though, man. But hey, yo, all right, for real though, man.
[26:27 - 26:35] You want some skull merch? Go pick yourself up some Skull Scratch merch over at the shop, man. Go over there and check it out.
[26:35 - 26:42] That's actually not a bad idea. I might do that eventually.
[26:43 - 26:46] I might actually do that at some point. I don't know.
[26:46 - 26:54] I love it. I love it. See, my boy Clint's got the right idea.
[26:54 - 26:58] Man, my boy Clint over here is like fucking Clint Eastwood, man.
[27:00 - 27:14] You want to go punk? Oh, make my day. Lookin' like Clint Eastwood, man. This man's got the right idea.
[27:14 - 27:18] Man, don't boss like Clint Eastwood over here, man.
[27:26 - 27:38] Not in the brown ink. Hey, you might not be in the brown ink, but we all know that Bobby Hill, a.k. of suplexity vlogs is.
[27:38 - 27:45] We all know suplexity vlogs, a.k. Bobby Hill is in the brown ink.
[27:46 - 27:57] I mean, don't you see him every time, you know, he takes and does certain shit and takes that shit that he shits and turns it into brown ink?
[27:57 - 28:02] That's got to suck. Must be his homework must be real shitty.
[28:03 - 28:15] Teacher being looking at him like, what's that smell? Who wrote with brown ink, suplex? It was me.
[28:15 - 28:27] Bro, I'm gonna have to have a gas mask for that shit. I'm just saying. I would need like a gas mask, a re-breather, and like four frickin' oxygen things on my back.
[28:28 - 28:32] This is all I can breathe, so I ain't got to smell this shit.
[28:32 - 28:36] Bro, get some Febreze or something, man.
[28:36 - 28:44] I'm better yet, get some Clorox bleach, clean that homework, then put some Febreze on it or something. Throw it in the washer or something, hell.
[28:44 - 28:48] Never mind. You might as well throw it in the Mount Vesuvius.
[28:48 - 28:56] Why don't you go to frickin' Europe, throw that shit in the Mount Vesuvius and burn that shit, because ain't nobody gonna want that homework after that one.
[28:57 - 28:59] I'm just telling you, I'm being honest with you, man.
[28:59 - 29:14] Actually, it's not a fake, Mike. And I can prove it.
[29:20 - 29:27] It's ain't not a fake. It's ain't not a fake.
[29:47 - 29:51] Hey, I don't know if he is or not. Quite frankly, I don't want to find out.
[29:51 - 29:58] Hopefully, I never do find out, because my ass...
[29:58 - 30:08] Because if he is, my ass is gonna need like 30 of these right here.
[30:13 - 30:18] Seriously, I'm gonna need like 30 frickin' containers of these just to wipe that shit.
[30:18 - 30:24] I'm just saying. I'm gonna need like frickin' 30 of these damn things to get rid of it.
[30:24 - 30:31] So yo, Suplex, you want a Christmas present, here you go.
[30:31 - 30:36] A bunch of Clorox wipes for your shitty ass fuckin' channel, bro.
[30:36 - 30:42] Merry Christmas, man. Or happy birthday, whichever comes first.
[30:42 - 30:48] I don't care which, just here, take it. You need it. You need it for your shitty channel.
[30:48 - 30:58] Take the wipes. Take it. Take the wipes. For your shitty channel.
[30:58 - 31:06] You know you want it. So take it. Here. Take the wipes.
[31:10 - 31:13] Because quite clearly, you need it.
[31:13 - 31:19] Dude, I have a whole frickin' pack over there, ready to go.
[31:19 - 31:27] But no, Brilla, dude, I have like a whole other two frickin' containers worth ready to go for Tyreese needs, JL2.
[31:27 - 31:32] Hey, Tyreese. And speaking of Tyreese needs, like...
[31:32 - 31:36] Like, dude, who are you trying to be?
[31:37 - 31:43] Are you trying to be Tyreese Gibson, you know, you know, rolling piers?
[31:43 - 31:47] Like, are you trying to be rolling piers from Fast and Furious?
[31:47 - 31:51] Because, uh, you're not involved.
[31:51 - 31:57] You sure as fuck in a black, dude. You're not a bill like him, so, bro.
[31:57 - 32:02] Quit trying to be somebody you're not, 'cause you're never gonna be a Tyreese Gibson.
[32:03 - 32:07] You ain't never gonna be a rolling piers. You ain't never gonna be able to drive down the street, black.
[32:07 - 32:10] Hey, afternoon, officer.
[32:10 - 32:14] Life's a registration, please. You can't do that.
[32:14 - 32:21] I can see this dude already trying to drive down the frickin'...
[32:21 - 32:27] I can see this dude already trying to drive down the frickin' interstate, trying to do the driving stare.
[32:28 - 32:35] A deal like this, a friend of his pulls up, he did the driving stare on it, didn't he?
[32:35 - 32:37] He got that from me.
[32:37 - 32:40] Bro, you ain't no rolling piers.
[32:40 - 32:47] I'm just saying, bro, you ain't no rolling piers, so don't even act like you're rolling piers, 'cause you ain't no rolling piers.
[32:47 - 32:52] Shout out to the Fast and Furious guys, so, man. I'm just saying.
[32:52 - 32:56] Shout out to the Fast and Furious guys, straight up.
[32:57 - 33:06] But, yo, to Tyreese Gibson, bro, you might want to get this Tyreese sneak new, man, 'cause, uh, fairly he's trying to beat you.
[33:06 - 33:13] And I try to tell him, you know, that he can't beat you because he's not a bald, black dude.
[33:13 - 33:17] He's obviously not as good-looking as you, I'm just saying.
[33:17 - 33:24] He obviously ain't as good-looking as you are. He ain't good like you are. He ain't got your stature.
[33:25 - 33:39] Like, the dude was obviously trying to beat you, bro, so, uh, I mean, unless you like that form of clattery, I mean, dude.
[33:39 - 33:48] And once Tyreese is trying to beat, uh, freakin', the next Eminem, like, bro, you might know Eminem.
[33:51 - 34:05] I mean, unless you want to be an actual Eminem, I mean, I mean, I'm sure we can find an Eminem's costume from Walmart for, like, two bucks to buy you for Christmas.
[34:05 - 34:16] And, like, say, like, a size small, or do you wear, like, an extra, extra small? Or do you wear, like, a super XL? Like, a 5XL?
[34:17 - 34:30] I don't know. Let me know what kind of Eminem's suit you want. Let me know what color. Send it to my email, and I'll go in, and I'll buy it off of Amazon or whatever.
[34:30 - 34:43] Can somebody go on Amazon and buy this dude an Eminem suit? Like, can somebody find out what color Eminem's, what color of Eminem's this dude wants to be because he says he wants to be an Eminem, so...
[34:44 - 34:53] Why don't we do a Make-A-Wish for Tyreese's needs? Tyreese needs Make-A-Wish. Dressed up as an Eminem.
[34:53 - 35:00] Well, why don't we grant this dude his wish, man? Come on. Let's grant this dude his wish. Let's give him an Eminem suit.
[35:00 - 35:07] The dude always wanted to be an Eminem for Christmas, or for Halloween. Why not grant his wish? Let's go.
[35:08 - 35:23] Yeah, he's talented at running out of mouth. Sure, God. The dude runs his mouth more than a frickin' Sonic the Hedgehog.
[35:32 - 35:45] Hell, the dude runs his mouth more than a frickin' Inu Gasha. And Inu Gasha talks a lot. I'm just sayin'. Inu Gasha talks a lot.
[35:53 - 36:04] No wonder Kogame's always telling him to sit every five seconds of the day. He does something fucked up? Sit. Try to save the world from demons? Sit.
[36:04 - 36:14] Try to go to use the bathroom? Sit. And then the poor guy gets played up with a boulder? What the fuck's up with that?
[36:21 - 36:37] Like, come on. How you gonna crush? How you gonna frickin' smack the dude that's half demon? That's saving the world from demons with a boulder? Like, the dude's just tryin' to do his job? What the dude do his job? Come on.
[36:38 - 36:51] I mean, yeah. He made me half demon. That made me true. He made me half demon and his brother Sir Shower who is a straight up badass. I'm just sayin'. Sir Shower who is a badass.
[36:52 - 37:15] So, bro. How you gonna sit there and let your own wife put a boulder on you, bro? Like, what are you? I thought you were supposed to be a half demon. Like, what's up? Come on Inu Gasha. I thought you were supposed to be a half demon, bro.
[37:16 - 37:36] I mean, or so. Or so everyone says. I mean, you're supposed to be a half demon, right? So, what are you doing right now? I'm gonna throw a boulder on you, bro. Like, can you just flop the tin side gun and slice that shit in half? Or is it broken? You need to go get it fixed.
[37:37 - 37:47] I mean, hell, if you need it fixed, I mean, I can call up Fortune Fire. I can call up Fortune Fire and see if they can fix the tin side gun for you.
[37:47 - 37:56] Or if I have to, I can travel across to Japan and have them fix it up for you, bro. You know how they do over there?
[37:56 - 38:10] Nah, that ain't Kate. That's the voices in my head.
[38:10 - 38:19] See, my voice is my... the voices in my head sound like Kate, but they're not actually Kate. They're actually mocking her.
[38:20 - 38:31] I'm just saying. They're not actually her. See, the little voices in my head like to mock people. And whenever they mock someone, they like to take on that person's voice.
[38:31 - 38:40] So, that's not Kate that you're hearing. That's the voice in my head wanting to fuck with her. I'm just saying.
[38:40 - 39:04] Hey, I heard that 100%, man. Hey, like I said, bro, I'm a Star Wars fan, okay? And yes, I saw the final movie. Fucking love it.
[39:05 - 39:12] I don't give a fuck what nobody says. The Mandalorian is still badass. I'm just saying.
[39:25 - 39:35] Alright, I got you. Don't worry.
[39:45 - 39:55] But like I was saying, though, man, like I said earlier, I do genuinely feel bad for Yoda. I really do because he's the dude that has to deal with everything.
[39:56 - 40:09] Like this dude literally has to deal not only with Jedi's trying to kill him every five seconds. Like, you know, the Jedi's like Anakin that went rogue and went Sith.
[40:09 - 40:24] Like, not only does he have to deal with a million motherfuckers trying to kill him every five seconds of the day, but then he has to go home to not be able to make himself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich because he can't reach the peanut butter. Like, that sucks.
[40:25 - 40:32] Alright, dude, that's gotta suck.
[40:33 - 40:55] Alright, you get done kicking ass all day. You get done killing out Sith Wars like Darth Maul and Darth Sidious and all these other guys. You come home to relax, watch a little TV, and you can't even reach the peanut butter to make yourself a sandwich. That sucks.
[40:56 - 41:02] Like, that's gotta suck, man.
[41:02 - 41:17] Alright, no offense to Yoda, man. Like I said, I love Yoda. But bro, I feel sorry for the guy. Like, he comes home from a long day of kicking ass and can't even reach the peanut butter. That sucks.
[41:17 - 41:36] Actually, I can. You know what? Fuck this mic.
[41:39 - 41:48] Like I said, I can reach the peanut butter just fine. I might have to climb on a couple things to get to, but I can still get it.
[41:49 - 42:11] See, I'm not this big. Like, I'm not this far off the ground. Like, Yoda, I'm like way up here compared to him. Hell, dude, if people like Mini-Me, if people like uh, what's his name? Fuckin', what's his name?
[42:12 - 42:35] If people like We-Man are considered midgets, then what does that mean, Yoda? Like seriously, what is Yoda? Like, if you got We-Man over here from Jackass, I know y'all motherfuckers watch Jackass. You can't tell me you don't. I know y'all motherfuckers watch Jackass just like I do. Huge fan of Jackass.
[42:40 - 43:04] Like, if We-Man is a midget, then what does that mean, Yoda? Like, would that mean like, a micro midget? Like, what would Yoda be considered? Like, a mini midget? A pocket-sized midget? Like, what is he? Like, I genuinely want to know. Like, what would that mean, Yoda?
[43:05 - 43:10] Cause like I said, We-Man's a midget. We-Man short as fuck.
[43:10 - 43:19] And you know what's sad about We-Man? You wanna know what's sad about that?
[43:19 - 43:33] All these dudes out here running their mouths about me, right? Say, "Oh, you don't get no pussy, bruh?" We-Man gets more pussy than you. And he's a midget.
[43:34 - 43:37] And We-Man gets it in more than you, bruh?
[43:37 - 43:53] I'm just saying. We-Man gets it in more than y'all. And that's sad. And he's a midget, bro. He's a fucking midget and he gets it in more than y'all.
[43:53 - 43:57] Hell, Marty gets it in more than y'all.
[44:00 - 44:06] And that's sad. Bro, if Marty can get it in more than y'all, that's saying something.
[44:06 - 44:27] Yeah.
[44:27 - 44:42] Yeah, I'm like, "Yeah, Marty's a midget." He's a midget, alright? Didn't you see him in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
[44:42 - 44:48] Didn't you see him? He was one of the little miniature Oompa Loompas? I mean, didn't you see him?
[44:53 - 45:01] Man, I'm just cracking jokes. But no, shout out to Marty though, man. 100%, bro. You know I'm cool with you, Marty. I'm just saying.
[45:18 - 45:27] But no, in all seriousness though, man, I'm gonna be a little Marty dude, but that's what I'm doing, man. So shout out to Marty. 100%, man. You know I fuck with you, man.
[45:27 - 45:36] Man, Marty, you know I'm cool with you, man. You know what I'm doing.
[45:36 - 45:37] Yeah.
[45:37 - 46:03] Oh yeah, I know.
[46:03 - 46:22] Bro, like for real though, man. In all honesty, like, I can honestly say y'all too, and this isn't just me cracking jokes right now. This is me being straight up with y'all. This is me being straight up real with you guys, man.
[46:23 - 46:45] Like, y'all give me the best job in the world, man. Like, who can honestly say they have a cool job? Like being able to make people laugh, bro. Like, how many people can say that they have the job of being able to make people laugh like this on YouTube, man? I fucking love it. I love my job. I got the best job in the world.
[46:46 - 46:58] Hell, I can honestly say this job I got now is more than what Tyreese need or any of these other dudes you have, because half of them might even have a job, and that sucks.
[46:58 - 47:10] So at least I got a job, and I get to make people laugh, and they get to crack jokes. I mean, come on. Who can honestly sit there and say that they get to crack jokes for a living?
[47:11 - 47:19] And Jim Carrey does not count, even though Jim Carrey is a straight up badass. Fucking well, Jim Carrey. Straight up.
[47:27 - 47:34] Not quite, but once I get to that end of the sub mark, you bet your ass I'll be getting paid by YouTube.
[47:34 - 47:46] Well, y'all, I hope you guys did enjoy this sub, man. I know I enjoyed it. I had fun cracking jokes.
[47:46 - 47:53] Hopefully I didn't put anybody in the hospital from laughing.
[47:54 - 48:03] I mean, if I did put you in the hospital from laughing so hard, I apologize for the crack rib. I'll pay it for when I hit the thousand sub mark.
[48:03 - 48:08] I'll pay the bill when I hit the thousand sub mark. I promise. I got the bill covered.
[48:08 - 48:18] So if I did put anybody in the hospital for a broken rib, my bad. But hey, on the right side of a broken rib, at least you got something for dinner tomorrow.
[48:19 - 48:32] Well, you can just take that rib right out. And my I got dinner. What ribs ankle, where'd you get ribs? You don't want to know. But here, here's some ribs.
[48:32 - 48:45] Well, I said, y'all fucking love you guys. You guys are awesome. Thank you guys for being such a frickin. Thank you guys for being frickin awesome. Straight up, man.
[48:46 - 49:01] Let's hit that thousand sub mark, y'all. And if you guys do care to nerf that, when y'all leave out of here and you guys cook off this street, y'all leave, be sure to go to the channel, man. Pick up some merch.
[49:01 - 49:15] Go over to the shop. Pick up some Skullscratcher merch, man. It's over there waiting for y'all. What are you waiting for? Make like Brian O'Connor and get your ass over there.
[49:15 - 49:26] Pull some frickin Fast and Furious shit. Pull some frickin Brian O'Connor school drivin. I don't give a shit if you gotta drive that shit like Brian O'Connor or Fat Words.
[49:26 - 49:31] Throw that bitch in reverse. Skrrt! Hey, we're at the store.
[49:31 - 49:43] Alright, for real. Throw that bitch in reverse. Head over to that shop. Pull some Brian O'Connor school drivin. Head over there and grab me some merch, man.
[49:43 - 49:57] Well, with that being said, y'all, I fucking love you guys. You guys are awesome. If you haven't already shown up, don't forget to hit that like and subscribe button and that notification bell all down below.
[49:58 - 50:15] On a side note, I will be working on some other stuff on the side. I will be trying to work on some more funny video content similar to the talking wrench. Not quite the talking wrench, but I will be working on some stuff similar to that possibly.
[50:16 - 50:32] There's no guarantees, but it's a possibility that there could be some stuff going on. But, uh, I love you guys. You guys are awesome. You guys are amazing. I fucking love you guys.
[50:33 - 50:52] And I'll catch you crazy skull guys. I'll catch you crazy freakin' boneheads tomorrow, man. I'll fucking love y'all, man. Be sure to pick up your skull scratching merch on the way out, man. I'll fucking love you guys. I'll catch y'all later, man. You guys are awesome. Peace. I fucking love you guys.
[50:53 - 50:54] Thank you, guys.
[50:55 - 51:00] Thank you.