2021-8-31 JOKES ON YOU

[0:37 - 0:43] I don't be guys ready for a laugh because I got some motherfuckers to cracks and jokes at
[0:46 - 0:47] starting with this
[0:48 - 0:49] hello
[0:51 - 0:52] is this thing on
[0:54 - 0:54] hello
[0:55 - 0:56] is this thing on
[0:57 - 1:01] how you doing today
[1:01 - 1:10] all the trolls doing today
[1:13 - 1:14] you guys wanna
[1:16 - 1:17] run their mouth about me right
[1:19 - 1:26] I find that funny as fuck
[1:26 - 1:28] but you know what I find real funny
[1:30 - 1:30] watch that
[1:33 - 1:35] these guys who take
[1:35 - 1:40] remixes of mine and they can sound like shit
[1:42 - 1:47] I mean the initial screens on a lot of the tracks are very well done very well put together
[1:49 - 1:56] and then you got these guys that try to do covers of my songs and let me tell you how you guys sound
[1:56 - 2:06] when you guys go to do my screams for certain songs this is how happy y'all sound y'all sound like this
[2:06 - 2:12] and in case you didn't catch that
[2:14 - 2:15] this is how y'all sound
[2:22 - 2:26] y'all sitting there always sitting there doing a screen and all of a sudden you hear this
[2:32 - 2:39] bro what kind of scream is that that ain't even a scream dude that's like a fucking
[2:40 - 2:43] like what are you trying to be the screaming goat
[2:45 - 2:57] like come on bro like this right here is a fucking metal screen
[3:00 - 3:02] I'm gonna pull this up for you
[3:23 - 3:27] this right here is a fucking metal screen
[3:27 - 3:34] introducing incognito taste like meat
[3:35 - 3:37] I wanna go as a fuck about that
[3:52 - 3:56] y'all that try to do my metal screens and sound like the screaming goat
[3:56 - 3:59] let me give you guys an example of what a real
[4:00 - 4:02] metal screen sounds like
[4:03 - 4:21] y'all hear that that's a real metal screen ladies and gentlemen
[4:22 - 4:24] that's a god like screen right there
[4:32 - 4:36] you hear that that's a god screen right there man
[4:37 - 4:41] that's a fucking god of screaming right there
[4:42 - 4:44] that's a real screen
[4:44 - 4:51] there is a real screen
[4:51 - 4:59] what the hell matters any of that people like christ the 30 year old boomer
[5:01 - 5:04] try to act like they can scream
[5:07 - 5:10] like come on what are you trying to do it'll be the screaming goat
[5:11 - 5:12] you're a joke my god
[5:14 - 5:18] you're a sexist racist little bitch
[5:18 - 5:19] and you know y'all are
[5:22 - 5:26] but yeah you want to run your mouth like oh look at me look at me
[5:27 - 5:33] i'm a bad ass i'm a bad ass i'll cross the 30 year old boomer pay attention to me
[5:34 - 5:39] i'm christ the 30 year old boomer you're gonna pay attention to me
[5:40 - 5:42] that's how you sound
[5:42 - 6:03] yeah sound like a dies and this guy thinks he can fucking rap
[6:05 - 6:09] well you sound like one of those guys in the studio
[6:09 - 6:11] you sound like one of those mumble rappers in the studio
[6:17 - 6:19] uh that's how you sound
[6:21 - 6:23] that's how you motherfucking sound
[6:24 - 6:27] well let me give you a lesson at rapping by the way
[6:28 - 6:30] let me give you a little lesson
[6:33 - 6:38] on oh shit what do you call me testing your shit or i'll check it out
[6:40 - 6:44] let me give you a lesson on rapping
[6:44 - 7:21] i'd say it's time to go eat you go kudasaki
[7:22 - 7:23] on this guy man
[7:26 - 7:27] watch it out shawney
[7:31 - 7:38] i mean below this is what y'all wanted this is what y'all demanded let me give it to you ready
[7:57 - 8:07] right
[8:27 - 8:29] I give it up. Black, white, and Asian.
[8:29 - 8:31] We don't even get a chance to fuck with you.
[8:31 - 8:33] But they don't want no little shot.
[8:33 - 8:35] When there are arms in your hands,
[8:35 - 8:37] it's all you've got, right?
[8:37 - 8:39] And none of us really drop shit.
[8:39 - 8:41] We won't drop shit. We're not a crowd.
[8:41 - 8:43] We're making money. And they let the fuckers,
[8:43 - 8:45] like, have it down.
[8:45 - 8:47] Shit, we wouldn't take a shit.
[8:47 - 8:49] Send your ass to hell.
[8:49 - 8:51] We'll get over it.
[8:51 - 8:53] We'll get over it.
[8:53 - 8:55] We'll get over it.
[8:55 - 8:57] We'll get over it.
[8:57 - 8:59] We'll get over it.
[8:59 - 9:01] We'll get over it.
[9:01 - 9:03] We'll get over it.
[9:03 - 9:05] We'll get over it.
[9:05 - 9:07] We'll get over it.
[9:07 - 9:09] We'll get over it.
[9:09 - 9:11] We'll get over it.
[9:11 - 9:13] We'll get over it.
[9:13 - 9:15] We'll get over it.
[9:15 - 9:17] We'll get over it.
[9:17 - 9:19] We'll get over it.
[9:19 - 9:21] We'll get over it.
[9:21 - 9:23] We'll get over it.
[9:23 - 9:28] You can't refuse me.
[9:28 - 9:32] You can't refuse me.
[9:32 - 9:36] So,
[9:36 - 9:40] you know me.
[9:40 - 9:44] You know me.
[9:44 - 9:48] You know me.
[9:48 - 9:52] You know me.
[9:52 - 9:56] You know me.
[10:11 - 10:17] Union.
[10:22 - 10:56] Yeah, show you that right there sonny. I'll try your fucking rock
[10:58 - 11:04] And I find it funny how you you do you think you can rap why you think you're a boy
[11:04 - 11:12] You sound like fucking a little Wayne stout his fucking face full fucking marshmallows, and it's trying to fucking talk, bro
[11:12 - 11:14] You know I did this you
[11:17 - 11:23] Bro get out of here you can't rap for shit, and you know you can't you're a joke
[11:24 - 11:26] I
[11:26 - 11:29] Come on guys
[11:31 - 11:37] Yeah
[11:52 - 11:56] Everything is good y'all, but like I just find it funny
[11:57 - 12:08] Because that's how y'all act like for real. That's how y'all fucking act like that's how you act, bro
[12:09 - 12:13] And y'all trolls are such a fucking joke man like go on
[12:17 - 12:21] Like yeah, like what are you trying to be another mass whole reports?
[12:22 - 12:28] Deadbeat dyke like is that your is I your new rap name dude deadbeat dyke
[12:30 - 12:32] Like what are you trying to be another mass over fours?
[12:33 - 12:40] Like come on bra like come on man. What are you what are you trying to be?
[12:41 - 12:45] Like is that your new rap name dude deadbeat dyke?
[12:47 - 12:50] Like come on man
[12:50 - 12:53] You know you can't rap you know you ain't shit
[12:55 - 12:57] So why are you even trying bra?
[12:57 - 13:52] Come on, bro. You ain't shit. Hey come on at least I can keep up with a beat and I can actually rap
[13:56 - 14:00] I'm like you bro. Why don't you call me a spittball?
[14:01 - 14:05] Keep counsellor
[14:05 - 14:07] I know they can help you with your problems
[14:08 - 14:10] Some people can never understand
[14:10 - 14:15] It's a one-sided hit
[14:15 - 14:18] Hey, I've been distant from the world in a quiet place
[14:18 - 14:20] This I can not be wild differently
[14:20 - 14:25] I can't embrace and from all the hurting out of pain can you feel my rage growing up was pulling
[14:25 - 14:30] They considering me a basic case of a ticket change the past done and over with
[14:30 - 14:33] Why keep on doing another one my thoughts so cancerous
[14:33 - 14:38] Why my best friend haven't died got can you see that it's one muster agonizing on my legislation
[14:39 - 14:44] Maybe I'm a trouble take a shot I'm saying double you gain my stomach from a reason I can never settle
[14:44 - 14:50] I'm coming from this job and I can promise stay I'm alive so I put a trouble like it's all my fucking time
[14:50 - 14:53] My thoughts can really kill please believe it will be dead
[14:53 - 14:59] I ain't not you saving lives yet and sometimes I'm for kids that my demons can't complain really hanging by a thread
[14:59 - 15:05] Maybe I should pull this trigger and just lay my mind to rest yet lost in the music this damn field
[15:05 - 15:09] It's barely hanging on I don't know if I can do this
[15:10 - 15:14] But I rise well I fall I rise well I fall I'm newly moved
[15:14 - 15:16] Oh
[15:22 - 15:26] What I rise well I fall what I rise well I fall I don't know anymore
[15:27 - 15:33] I don't know you like the glamour is I can see in your eyes you can't even see yourself
[15:33 - 15:39] You bet something so you go around a little toss a turn in every night debating if it even helps
[15:39 - 15:44] You put the party put the drugs with the reefer tonight. You think it's problem solve
[15:44 - 15:46] Did you change your people you're like a miserable?
[15:46 - 15:51] It's clear you feed enough for evil take my hands tonight and I can promise you he always beats me
[15:51 - 15:57] When my family I can leave them in his disarray give him time to know who won't forget about you anyway
[15:57 - 16:03] What I want my fans and he in fact I made them find another source do not worry they will all the men
[16:03 - 16:07] It's better if you go do not act like you have any friends heaven don't exist
[16:07 - 16:11] This is it when you take my hand and put your hand in the library you can't fight it
[16:11 - 16:14] Mr. Sonny will show me on the dark side through the dream
[16:14 - 16:21] That's it. I'm lost in the music. This is how I feel. They've been hanging on. I don't know if I can do this
[16:22 - 16:26] What I rise well I fall what I rise well I fall. I don't know anymore
[16:28 - 16:33] Look at my reflection in your bracelet in there with it. I was dreaming
[16:34 - 16:38] What I rise well I fall what I rise well I fall. I don't know anymore
[16:38 - 16:40] Oh
[16:46 - 16:52] Oh, lookie lookie
[16:52 - 16:54] Yo mods one hide William
[17:16 - 17:19] Life for real bruh. That's how you sound, bro
[17:21 - 17:26] Like that's that's all this guy wants and lookie here. We got another guy
[17:27 - 17:29] Wanting attention ladies and gentlemen
[17:32 - 17:34] Would you look at that?
[17:34 - 17:37] Another troll that wants attention
[17:38 - 17:40] It's pretty down funny if you ask me
[17:40 - 17:58] Like what do you want you want an autograph or should I go get or should I go get Trevor?
[18:00 - 18:02] Hey guys, do you think I should go get Trevor?
[18:03 - 18:16] So I'm pretty sure Trevor can handle us guys probably a little bit better than I could. Oh, lookie lookie
[18:16 - 18:18] I still want to be a racer
[18:19 - 18:21] That's not a racer ball. Are you?
[18:22 - 18:24] You know what guys
[18:24 - 18:27] I'll be right back
[18:30 - 18:31] I'll be right back
[18:31 - 19:56] Don't go nowhere. Who wants to get fucked up. Fuck you
[20:01 - 20:08] Your mom looks like a dork. Your mom looks like a fucking whale
[20:10 - 20:12] So troll
[20:12 - 20:14] Fuck you
[20:14 - 20:44] And fuck your mother. What are you gonna do? Huh? My mother Shamu
[20:45 - 20:52] I'll have you know my mother was a beluga whale not Shamu
[20:55 - 20:58] Although now that I think about it Shamu is probably a little bit bigger
[20:59 - 21:32] Just saying. Oh my kitten and all you trolls out there sounds like my cousin blows something up again
[21:35 - 21:39] Why is it always him that blows something up? Why?
[21:41 - 22:07] Every time I'm gonna kill him. I swear to God. I'm gonna kill him. But as for you trolls
[22:09 - 22:12] You're just like that massive reports, bitch
[22:15 - 22:17] Y'all look like a bunch of ugly solids
[22:21 - 22:23] You guys belong on the street corner
[22:24 - 22:40] Like why are you not on the street corner? Hold on guys. Let me read this
[22:41 - 22:53] Oh, you mean your mother? Wait, so that underage girl was your mom?
[22:54 - 23:13] Oh God ugly tell your mom
[23:14 - 23:16] She's ugly
[23:16 - 23:18] Actually, no, she's probably better looking than you
[23:25 - 23:38] Just saying what's the matter? I could feel like what are you trying to do?
[23:41 - 23:43] Are you trying to be anonymous?
[23:43 - 23:55] If so, it's not working very well for you kid. And what do I need to do to get my jeep and run your ass over?
[23:57 - 24:00] Just like I did half the other people in GTA 5
[24:03 - 24:05] My good God
[24:05 - 24:07] It's bad enough. We're waiting for number six
[24:08 - 24:12] Hell I almost died. I got blown up
[24:15 - 24:20] twice
[24:20 - 24:28] So yeah, I got a few issues. So if I were you kid
[24:29 - 24:31] I wouldn't fuck with me
[24:34 - 24:37] Um, what's that spray called that your mom needs and that you need?
[24:38 - 24:40] Um, what's it called guys?
[24:40 - 24:42] What is it again?
[24:42 - 24:47] Bitch be gone. Oh, yeah, that's right. Bitch be gone. That's it
[24:48 - 24:50] We need that for people like this guy
[24:51 - 24:55] Mass over for his health. We're getting a full gallon of that shit for Kate
[24:56 - 25:16] Good God. Hey William, what do you do? Fuck your own ass
[25:18 - 25:21] Is that why you have the name William glory hole?
[25:21 - 25:23] Yeah, fuck your own ass
[25:23 - 25:28] Every night. Is that why you don't have a girlfriend? Cause you like to fuck your own ass
[25:32 - 25:35] Just saying I'm not judging. I'm just saying pal
[25:44 - 25:48] Yeah, you must be a caveman if you're fucking your own ass
[25:50 - 25:53] Hell you're what 40 years old sent me on a desk
[25:54 - 25:56] Doing this all day
[25:57 - 26:04] Like this is all you do all day is this
[26:05 - 26:07] This and this
[26:11 - 26:23] Get a real job loser. Hell. It's no consolation
[26:24 - 26:26] And it's not something I'm proud of but
[26:27 - 26:32] I can honestly say
[26:33 - 26:37] That I've actually dated a chick from only fans
[26:37 - 26:39] Which is more than you can say
[26:43 - 26:47] Right, come on. How many guys can say they got a chick from only fans to hook up with them?
[26:48 - 26:53] Like, let's be honest here
[26:53 - 27:00] It's sad. You're older than me. Oh lucky lucky
[27:06 - 27:08] Whatever loser
[27:09 - 27:16] Whatever defeat. Hey, I fucked your mother last night and she loved it. Ha ha
[27:21 - 27:23] You got anything else?
[27:36 - 27:41] A mass whole reports. Why don't you give up the lies yet beat?
[27:42 - 27:44] You're not shit
[27:44 - 27:46] You know you're not shit
[27:46 - 27:48] So give it up
[27:48 - 27:52] Get deadbeat
[27:52 - 27:57] That's why I fucked your sister last night as she was screaming my name
[27:58 - 28:01] Watch this
[28:01 - 28:03] What do you want deadbeat?
[28:04 - 28:08] Guess what I fucked your sister last night and she loved it
[28:09 - 28:15] That's why your sister was screaming my name dyke. Hey dyke go back to the street corner
[28:16 - 28:20] Go back to the street corner. Hey, benny yet. Why don't you tell your sister?
[28:20 - 28:25] I'll be over there tonight the fucker just as good as I did last night loser
[28:25 - 28:31] So why don't you get a life get a life loser? You're not shit
[28:31 - 28:37] You're not shit. You're a deadbeat mom. That's why I fucked your sister last night
[28:37 - 28:39] She was screaming my name and you know
[28:40 - 28:48] You heard her scream my name. What's the matter? What's the matter yet triggered yet triggered?
[28:48 - 28:54] Oh, wham boo. Oh, I miss all reports. I'm triggered
[28:55 - 28:59] I'm a little dyke. I'm triggered. I'm triggered
[29:00 - 29:07] I'm triggered. I'm triggered. Look at me y'all. I miss all reports. I miss all reports
[29:07 - 29:14] I'm so triggered and I gotta make shit up about people. I gotta make shit up about people
[29:16 - 29:21] Come on get a real life and stop making shit up you dumb loser
[29:21 - 29:26] You're not doing yourself any good. All you're doing is running your mouth
[29:26 - 29:29] Hey, why don't you stick your own dick back in your mouth?
[29:30 - 29:35] Hey, why don't you go stick your badass hudge wrench dick back in your mouth and shut up y'all loser
[29:36 - 29:40] God, you're worse than you're you're worse than Marty. So shut up
[29:40 - 29:46] Shut up shut up. You're worse than Marty. You're a troll. You're a deadbeat troll
[29:46 - 29:48] Oh
[29:51 - 29:54] You're you're you're a moron. You got no brains
[29:54 - 29:58] That's that's why I fucked your sister all I've seen she would scream my name
[29:59 - 30:04] So fucking much that that's why you fuck your daughter every night, isn't it?
[30:04 - 30:10] That's why you like to fuck your daughter every night because you're a pedophile. You love to fuck your daughter. Don't you?
[30:10 - 30:12] You love that incest, don't you?
[30:13 - 30:14] Don't you?
[30:14 - 30:19] Don't you why why you trigger pedophile? Why you trigger pedophile?
[30:19 - 30:25] Why you trigger pedophile is because you know, you like to fuck your daughter every night. Is that it?
[30:25 - 30:30] Is that it? You you love to fuck your daughter, don't you? Yeah, you love that. Don't you?
[30:30 - 30:38] You love incest, don't you? You you love to be triggered. You love to be triggered. Hey, hey look at me guys
[30:38 - 30:42] I'm asshole reports. I think i'm a badass behind the phone
[30:43 - 30:47] I think i'm a badass behind the phone when i'm not
[30:48 - 30:50] You're no badass
[30:53 - 30:59] You're no fucking badass you want a pedophile look at yourself
[31:00 - 31:05] You're the one looking out pictures of little kids all those are hey pedophile
[31:05 - 31:09] Go turn yourself in and stop being a dead pig
[31:12 - 31:18] Does anybody hear that one does anybody else hear that it sounds like there's a bug in my ear
[31:18 - 31:20] I can't tell is there a bug in my ear?
[31:22 - 31:25] Oh, yeah, and damn what was that?
[31:26 - 31:29] I couldn't understand the thing she was saying
[31:30 - 31:32] Because she had a whole
[31:32 - 31:34] She had a fucking dick in her mouth
[31:35 - 31:39] Goddamn
[31:39 - 31:41] Oh, what was she doing?
[31:42 - 31:44] Sucking on her daughter's dick all night
[31:45 - 31:47] Goddamn
[31:47 - 31:50] I could barely understand things anything she was saying
[31:56 - 31:59] I could barely understand anything she was saying guys
[32:01 - 32:05] I've got damn
[32:05 - 32:09] Hey, Kate. That's why you're mad. You gotta make shit up. Don't you?
[32:11 - 32:13] That's why you gotta make shit up
[32:14 - 32:16] That's all you do is make shit up
[32:18 - 32:22] You don't know how to do anything else. So you'll make shit up
[32:27 - 32:31] That's all you know how to do is make shit up like a loser
[32:32 - 32:35] Like come on get a life
[32:35 - 32:38] But yeah, watch you at the street corner with your daughter
[32:39 - 32:42] Okay, watch you at the street corner with your daughter
[32:44 - 32:46] And fuck random guys like you love to do
[32:48 - 32:50] I mean that's that's how you guys bond, right?
[32:51 - 32:57] Like am I am I wrong? I mean that's how you guys bond you fuck every living fucking body you see
[32:58 - 33:00] Like a fucking dumbass
[33:02 - 33:06] No wonder no guy wants you you got every disease under the sun
[33:07 - 33:11] God
[33:11 - 33:14] No wonder your husband doesn't sleep with you at night
[33:15 - 33:17] He don't want to catch anything you got
[33:25 - 33:28] Matter of fact guys, I'll be right back
[33:29 - 33:33] Give me a minute. I got somebody else that can deal with this shit better than I can
[33:33 - 33:58] I need a break
[33:58 - 34:00] What's up guys? What do I miss?
[34:01 - 34:13] What did I miss? I did the Trevor go off on Kate or something like that miss something
[34:14 - 34:17] Like did the Trevor go up on Kate or some shit?
[34:18 - 34:20] Because I'm pretty sure I heard him going up on her
[34:21 - 34:31] Look at that. I hate to be in her shoes. Fuck like seriously like the did
[34:31 - 34:37] Did Trevor go off on Kate a few minutes ago because I thought I heard him because I was I was downstairs
[34:38 - 34:41] I was downstairs the whole damn time. Why did
[34:42 - 34:47] Did Trevor go off on Kate or something like I'm lost here. I saw him go in. What happened?
[34:52 - 35:02] like good job like
[35:03 - 35:11] Come on, man, and if that was Kate that was going off
[35:11 - 35:19] If that was Kate that he was going off on I just want to save this to Kate
[35:22 - 35:24] You might want to shut your mouth
[35:24 - 35:28] Because we all know that everything that comes out of your mouth is alive
[35:29 - 35:31] And you're you're looking for a quote
[35:32 - 35:36] You're looking to stir the pot like a dumbass
[35:36 - 35:43] That's that's all you're doing. You're looking to stir the pot like a dumbass and you're miserably failing at it. Obviously
[35:44 - 35:46] Clearly you're failing at it
[35:47 - 35:51] You you can't even go one single live stream without mentioning my name
[35:52 - 35:55] And we all know why this is is because you're desperate
[35:57 - 36:00] You're desperate for views. You're desperate for attention
[36:02 - 36:04] That's all it is
[36:05 - 36:07] You're desperate for attention
[36:08 - 36:11] So badly that you'll make up any bullshit lie
[36:12 - 36:15] And fabricate anything that you can
[36:15 - 36:20] Just to try to fuck with me to try to ruin my life
[36:21 - 36:23] Bitch, we see right through you
[36:23 - 36:28] We know what your friends are capable of. I know what your friends are capable of
[36:28 - 36:30] So bitch give it up
[36:35 - 36:37] Like seriously give it up
[36:38 - 36:42] Your your little fucking charade of
[36:42 - 36:48] Making shit up is stupid. Like we all know that you fabricate shit
[36:49 - 36:53] We know we all know that you know how to fabricate a fucking lie
[36:53 - 36:55] We know that you know how to make shit up
[36:57 - 37:04] And that's all you do you make shit up to try to to try to ruin people because you can't see in the fact that I'm
[37:05 - 37:15] Better than you like you can't see in the fact that
[37:16 - 37:27] I see right through you like I see right through your lies
[37:34 - 37:36] Like I literally see
[37:36 - 37:45] Right through all your fucking lies, dude. You know, look at my xbox
[37:47 - 38:10] What's going on my xbox? I want to switch back over to out there. What's oh, that's all you've got
[38:11 - 38:13] Oh throw your xbox away
[38:15 - 38:19] Trash oh really that's all you've got bro. That's all you've got
[38:20 - 38:22] Throw your xbox away your trash
[38:24 - 38:28] Is that all you got really really is that all you got?
[38:35 - 38:42] It's not real. It's really not he you know what chucks deal is he's mentally psychotic
[38:43 - 38:46] He's mentally ill so chucky
[38:47 - 38:50] Hey chucky. Yeah. Hi chucky
[38:51 - 38:53] Hey chucky want to be look over here?
[38:54 - 38:56] Yeah
[38:56 - 38:57] yo
[38:57 - 39:00] Chucky yo
[39:06 - 39:07] yo
[39:07 - 39:09] Want to be vampire boy
[39:09 - 39:13] Right here
[39:13 - 39:19] Yo, Edward Cohen want to be right here. Yeah, right here Edward Cohen want to be right here
[39:20 - 39:22] Yeah, you see me
[39:22 - 39:24] You see me want to be vampire. Hello
[39:26 - 39:29] Can you see me or I have to treat you like John Cena
[39:30 - 39:32] Do I have to do like this and treat you like John Cena?
[39:32 - 39:34] Do I seriously have to do this just so I can see your ass?
[39:35 - 39:37] Wait, I know you see me
[39:38 - 39:40] But uh, yo
[39:40 - 39:44] Now that I have your attention
[39:44 - 39:46] Why don't you stop the lies?
[39:46 - 39:49] Seriously, bro, stop the lives dawg
[39:50 - 39:52] You're you're you're full of shit
[39:52 - 39:55] You're a fucking liar
[39:55 - 39:57] Like seriously you're pathetic
[39:58 - 40:02] Like you you're you're trying to get revenge on me because I made you look stupid
[40:03 - 40:06] I mean bro, you're you're a want to be vampire
[40:07 - 40:12] like dude
[40:12 - 40:14] Hold on. Let me put um
[40:15 - 40:17] Well, let me pull up
[40:17 - 40:19] Somebody that can say this phrase to you
[40:21 - 40:23] I'm a little bit better than I can
[40:37 - 40:39] Why don't you bring Sonya on here?
[40:46 - 40:49] That can actually say that it's a little bit better than I can
[41:43 - 41:46] This is you right here. This right here. This is you
[41:51 - 41:53] So much about you
[42:10 - 42:12] From the guys who couldn't sit through another vampire
[42:13 - 42:16] Comes the story of one woman's journey to find love
[42:18 - 42:20] Me or him
[42:22 - 42:27] Experience the wonder don't get it. I'm a killer
[42:28 - 42:34] And get ready to go gaga. I found it about someone as freaky as me
[42:35 - 42:36] Did he gaga?
[42:36 - 42:38] Too freaky this year
[42:39 - 42:41] The battle begins
[42:42 - 42:53] The bigger the hit
[42:53 - 42:54] You're the black eyed beast
[42:54 - 42:56] Why does everyone always think of the black eyed beast?
[43:09 - 43:20] Sounds a lot like you don't it sounds a lot like you don't it chucky cheese
[43:21 - 43:24] Like yeah, you're a want to be goth bro
[43:25 - 43:27] You want to be goth guy
[43:27 - 43:29] You're a want to be a vampire
[43:30 - 43:32] You make shit up
[43:33 - 43:36] Like bro, have you seen your facebook?
[43:37 - 43:39] Your facebook says it all bro
[43:40 - 43:43] Like your your facebook kind of says a lot about you
[43:44 - 43:47] It really does like have you guys not seen this man's facebook?
[43:48 - 43:50] I mean marty you've seen his facebook
[43:52 - 43:57] sarin has seen his facebook right bro your facebook says a lot about you chucky
[44:12 - 44:19] Like chucky your your facebook says a lot about you bro, and i mean quite
[44:20 - 44:24] A lot about you
[44:24 - 44:26] Oh, trust me marty
[44:26 - 44:28] If you only saw it
[44:29 - 44:32] If you saw it, you would see why i'm saying what i'm saying
[44:34 - 44:37] Trust me when i say this dude, you're gonna want to see it
[44:38 - 44:42] Like his facebook is garbage
[44:43 - 44:45] Like straight dead ass
[44:46 - 44:49] Fucking rank out of hell garbage
[44:54 - 45:06] Bro, all this boys is the shit i'll fucking do matter, but i actually just watched the other night
[45:07 - 45:09] I actually just watched the loss boys the other night after
[45:10 - 45:12] three four years
[45:12 - 45:16] So
[45:16 - 45:19] Dude marty, have you been looking under a rock?
[45:20 - 45:25] Bro, tell me you're kidding right now marty. Please tell me you're kidding right now
[45:26 - 45:29] Please tell me you're kidding right now marty
[45:31 - 45:33] Tell me you're fucking kidding man
[45:33 - 45:35] You have not seen the
[45:38 - 45:39] sarin
[45:39 - 45:41] when
[45:41 - 45:43] sarin when
[45:44 - 45:46] Whenever you talk to him
[45:47 - 45:49] Please smack him for me
[45:51 - 45:53] Like what if you see this man?
[45:57 - 46:02] How have you not seen the loss boys like seriously that is a bro bro
[46:04 - 46:12] What like come on
[46:13 - 46:14] sarin
[46:14 - 46:17] Whenever you talk to this man again, please smack him upside the head
[46:21 - 46:24] Like he need bro marty you need to watch it
[46:24 - 46:32] That is a must fucking watch film. I don't care who you are the loss boys is a must fucking watch
[46:33 - 46:37] You have got to watch that shit. It is so good
[46:40 - 46:42] Bruh, how have you been only under a rock?
[47:06 - 47:08] Like dude man mine
[47:08 - 47:14] Bro us was been out for how long now?
[47:16 - 47:17] Dude
[47:17 - 47:26] Mm-hmm. That's just sad man. That's sad. I'm not even that big an event boy
[47:26 - 47:28] man, I am big in the vampire movies, but
[47:32 - 47:34] Even I've seen
[47:35 - 47:38] The loss boys good movie too very good movie
[47:43 - 47:45] Yes, what do you do?
[47:48 - 47:49] but uh
[47:49 - 47:52] As I was saying back to chucky boy here
[47:53 - 47:55] Chucky chucky chucky
[47:56 - 47:58] Chucky cheese, what are we gonna do with you?
[48:00 - 48:03] What are we gonna do with you chucky boy?
[48:05 - 48:11] Yeah, yeah, you're lying to everyone here. Yeah, you're lying to me because you're mad at the fact
[48:12 - 48:15] Yeah, you want to get revenge and you seem to forget chucky
[48:16 - 48:20] I know how you are
[48:20 - 48:23] You seem to forget chuck. I know you better than anyone
[48:25 - 48:29] I know you better than mass over for it. I know you better than any motherfucker
[48:29 - 48:33] And you know damn well. I know shit about you that no one else knows
[48:35 - 48:38] Like how you like to cross dress as a chick
[48:39 - 48:41] How you like to dress up as a chick?
[48:41 - 48:47] Not saying anything wrong though because I have a few friends that are the same way that are trans that are super cool people
[48:48 - 48:50] Don't do your own
[48:50 - 48:52] But with you it just doesn't work
[48:53 - 48:55] Like you can't pull off the female
[48:55 - 48:57] look
[48:57 - 48:59] Like you can't pull it off
[48:59 - 49:01] The way that some of my friends can
[49:01 - 49:07] Some of my friends pulled off pretty damn good. Like they pulled off so good that you couldn't even tell that they're a guy
[49:08 - 49:10] That's how well that they do it
[49:11 - 49:13] But you bro, everyone can tell you're a guy
[49:15 - 49:20] Like dude, you're brawling a brawling a dress and everybody can still tell you're a guy. You want that fucking long hair
[49:21 - 49:31] Like come on bro. Hell my best friend Greg a.k.a. Katara Brandy
[49:32 - 49:37] Pulls off a female look better than you and he's a dude
[49:38 - 49:41] And he pulls it off better than you do
[49:42 - 49:47] by far
[49:47 - 49:49] Like bro
[49:49 - 49:54] You you you claim to be king of the vampires by the way
[49:54 - 49:57] You claim to be an overlord
[49:58 - 50:00] Oh look at me
[50:00 - 50:02] I'm trucky
[50:02 - 50:04] I'm an overlord one of these dogs
[50:06 - 50:11] Bro get out of here
[50:11 - 50:13] Like get out of here with that shit man
[50:15 - 50:17] You ain't got it
[50:17 - 50:19] You ain't no overlord at nothing bro
[50:21 - 50:23] The only thing you're the overlord of
[50:24 - 50:28] The only thing you're the overlord of is your own stupidity
[50:30 - 50:32] That's the only thing you're the overlord of
[50:33 - 50:37] Like you're you're so delusional that you can't even differentiate
[50:40 - 50:41] from
[50:41 - 50:46] Fiction from reality like you blend the two together that you can't even tell
[50:49 - 50:50] fucking
[50:50 - 50:52] fictional nonsense
[50:53 - 50:55] From reality bro
[50:55 - 51:01] Like when I do my e-sports racing, okay, like let's take a minute. Let's compare here
[51:02 - 51:05] Okay, see I do e-sports
[51:06 - 51:09] Not professionally, but competitive way
[51:09 - 51:15] I play rpg games with some of my best friends that I've been teammates with for years
[51:16 - 51:20] If any of y'all remember the game j dynasty back in the day
[51:21 - 51:25] If any of you guys have ever played the game j dynasty that came out way back when
[51:26 - 51:28] You guys will know that
[51:29 - 51:32] You guys will probably recognize the character j in
[51:33 - 51:35] By the spelling of g y n
[51:36 - 51:39] That was me that was my character
[51:41 - 51:44] And me and my friends were literally one of the
[51:45 - 51:48] First and one of the top
[51:50 - 51:52] guilds
[51:52 - 51:53] On that game
[51:53 - 51:56] But yet we still were able to differentiate
[51:57 - 52:02] Fiction from reality video games from reality. We're able to differentiate that
[52:04 - 52:07] Well, yes, we grinded our ass off like it was real life
[52:07 - 52:10] We were still able to differentiate
[52:11 - 52:13] fiction from reality
[52:14 - 52:19] But you can't even differentiate your own dick from your asshole
[52:20 - 52:25] Like seriously, you can't even differentiate your differentiate your own dick from your fucking asshole, bro
[52:26 - 52:30] And that's sad
[52:30 - 52:34] Well, you can't even differentiate your own fucking dick from your goddamn asshole, bro
[52:35 - 52:38] And that's pathetic. That's sad, bro
[52:39 - 52:42] Like you you want to talk all this shit, but yet
[52:43 - 52:46] Yeah, you got no proof to back anything up
[52:47 - 52:49] Yeah, you got no proof dog
[52:49 - 52:52] You're making shit up because you want revenge on me
[52:53 - 52:55] That's all it is you want revenge
[52:56 - 52:59] Because I called you out. I called you on your shit
[53:02 - 53:06] And you know, you got caught so you're looking for a way to get
[53:06 - 53:09] Payback
[53:09 - 53:16] And it's pretty pathetic dude. It really is like it's pretty damn sad that
[53:17 - 53:21] You feel like you have to make shit up to get back at me like
[53:21 - 53:25] Dude, if you want to get back at me do like everybody else does man
[53:25 - 53:30] Make a fucking video about me make a diss track about me or something man
[53:31 - 53:33] Like take one of my videos and chop it up
[53:35 - 53:39] Do like everyone else does man take one of my videos chop it up and throw it up
[53:40 - 53:45] Write a fucking diss rap about me write a fucking diss song about me. I don't do a shit
[53:49 - 53:50] like
[53:50 - 53:52] Do like everybody else does man
[53:52 - 53:54] Stop making shit up that you know ain't true
[53:59 - 54:02] Like seriously stop making shit up chucky
[54:09 - 54:12] like bro
[54:12 - 54:13] Like
[54:13 - 54:16] You're you're a fucking wannabe bro
[54:17 - 54:19] Like like I said chucky boy
[54:21 - 54:23] If you want to get back at me
[54:24 - 54:26] It's quite simple
[54:27 - 54:29] It's called write a song
[54:29 - 54:31] Write a rap do something
[54:33 - 54:35] Stop making shit up that you know ain't true
[54:36 - 54:40] And I know what you're trying to do you're trying to ruin my reputation because
[54:41 - 54:44] You don't want to see me do better than you
[54:44 - 54:48] Well, I'm sorry to say homie. I kind of passed you up about
[54:50 - 54:51] Ah
[54:51 - 54:53] Fuck well, let's see
[54:54 - 54:56] I hit a thousand subs
[54:57 - 54:59] At the beginning of the year
[54:59 - 55:01] I'm close to a thousand subs again
[55:04 - 55:06] You've only got what?
[55:07 - 55:11] Maybe 10 13. I may be overshooting by 10 or 12
[55:11 - 55:23] I mean, I may be overshooting by about 10 or 12 subs, but
[55:24 - 55:26] Face back chucky boy
[55:27 - 55:30] You're never gonna beat me. You're never gonna top me
[55:31 - 55:34] So if I were you man, I'd give it up
[55:35 - 55:39] Like for real, I would give it the fuck up, bro because uh
[55:40 - 55:42] Ain't nobody buying your shit
[55:43 - 55:45] Ain't nobody buying your bullshit
[55:49 - 55:56] You're like that fucking street corner druggy. That's always like, oh, yeah, let me sell you this
[55:56 - 56:00] Let me sell you this guys. This is a real good song
[56:01 - 56:05] You're like that dude in a fucking guild that just sticks around because
[56:06 - 56:09] You're looking for attention
[56:09 - 56:17] You're like that. You're like that one and for all my rpg fans out there for a lot of people out there that do play rpg like myself
[56:18 - 56:23] And yes, I play dragons age inquisition. Love that shit bonus fuck
[56:26 - 56:28] And yes, I also play never winter
[56:28 - 56:30] Shots never wonder been playing that shit for years
[56:32 - 56:33] But you're you're like that
[56:33 - 56:38] You're like that guy in a guild that everybody kind of keeps around
[56:39 - 56:41] But nobody really wants around
[56:42 - 56:44] Because you have a tendency
[56:45 - 56:47] to
[56:47 - 56:49] do shady shit
[56:49 - 56:51] And nobody really
[56:51 - 56:53] Wants you around
[56:53 - 56:56] You're like that guy. You're like that guy in a guild. That's always like
[56:57 - 57:00] Hey guys, I can help get me help
[57:01 - 57:04] Halfway through the fucking question. I didn't kill it yourself
[57:05 - 57:09] Yeah, I had to revive you like 10 different times and
[57:10 - 57:11] like
[57:11 - 57:15] Your armor's fucking so long halfway down the fucking hole
[57:15 - 57:19] At the fucking tickle your shit up at the revive your ass and
[57:20 - 57:23] Stay in front of you and do all the hard work
[57:23 - 57:28] Just so that you're dumb ass stays alive. That's you. You're that guy
[57:30 - 57:39] Like you're that guy that's constantly dying every five fucking seconds staring a fucking quest and it's annoying
[57:40 - 57:43] That's you
[57:43 - 57:48] While me and the rest of the team were over here kicking ass and taking names
[57:48 - 57:54] Being badass motherfuckers. You're over here like, oh, let me find this monster poke
[57:55 - 57:57] next, you know
[57:57 - 58:02] The monster just straight up walks up to you looks at you and fucking bitch slaps your ass
[58:03 - 58:05] back to the fucking checkpoint
[58:05 - 58:07] Without even trying you just
[58:08 - 58:13] by
[58:13 - 58:19] Like
[58:19 - 58:22] Like let's let's say this let's say this is you right here
[58:23 - 58:31] Let's say this is you and I'm that monster, right? And you're facing me. This is you every time
[58:32 - 58:39] Back in it. Bye
[58:39 - 58:44] like bro
[58:44 - 58:46] That's you
[58:46 - 58:50] No one wants you around because you're weak as fuck
[58:51 - 58:53] You like to do shady shit
[59:05 - 59:10] You're that guy in a guild that acts like he's big and badass
[59:12 - 59:14] But really
[59:14 - 59:16] You're not
[59:16 - 59:18] You're really not dude like
[59:19 - 59:23] You're that guy that no one wants around you're that guy that tries
[59:23 - 59:25] So hard to fit into
[59:26 - 59:29] Every fucking community because you want friends
[59:30 - 59:33] But yet, you know, no one wants you around
[59:35 - 59:37] Because you're a shitty person
[59:38 - 59:40] Your facebook says it all
[59:41 - 59:45] Quite literally. I mean your sexist says fuck
[59:46 - 59:48] your racist as hell
[59:49 - 59:50] like
[59:50 - 59:53] Dude, you're such a shitty fucking person
[59:54 - 60:11] Like quite literally dude like you are full of fucking shit and speaking of which like bro, you're like
[60:14 - 60:16] Bro, you're so stupid
[60:16 - 60:20] Like you can't even tell when somebody's fucking using you
[60:21 - 60:24] And that's sad now. Are you can't even tell when someone's fucking using you?
[60:25 - 60:26] like
[60:26 - 60:33] Do you not see that mass reports a k k peters a k the deadbeat the second
[60:34 - 60:36] Deadbeat mom of youtube
[60:38 - 60:40] is
[60:40 - 60:42] using you
[60:42 - 60:43] for content
[60:43 - 60:50] Like bro, it is pretty simple to see bro. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that she's using you
[60:51 - 60:54] To attack me
[60:54 - 60:57] That's all she's doing man. She's using you to attack me
[60:58 - 61:01] And you're falling for it like a dumbass, bro
[61:02 - 61:05] You are straight falling for it like a dumbass
[61:06 - 61:11] Like anybody with a fucking pair of brain with a pair of brain cells
[61:12 - 61:14] Can see right through that shit man
[61:15 - 61:19] I saw right through the day you fucking jumped in your fucking discord
[61:19 - 61:21] I saw the screenshots. I mean
[61:24 - 61:28] I saw the screenshots and it didn't take a rocket. They didn't take me five seconds to
[61:28 - 61:31] See that she's using you bro
[61:32 - 61:34] She's leading you on
[61:35 - 61:43] She's using you to attack me because you're vulnerable like that. You're easily manipulated like that
[61:45 - 61:48] That's all you are. You're easily manipulated
[61:50 - 61:52] And it's it's ridiculous, bro
[61:53 - 61:55] Like you will go so far
[61:56 - 62:00] to make shit up about somebody that
[62:01 - 62:05] By the time you're done you're drowning in your own fucking bullshit lies
[62:06 - 62:08] I'm not sad. That really is
[62:17 - 62:20] Like so Chuck if I were you
[62:22 - 62:26] If I were you bro, like I would stop the bullshit because uh
[62:27 - 62:29] You and I both know that you're lying
[62:31 - 62:33] quit the lies
[62:33 - 62:35] Cut him quit it knock it off
[62:36 - 62:38] Bad dog down boy sit
[62:40 - 62:45] drop the lies
[62:45 - 62:49] Because you and I both know I see right through your fucking fake gags
[62:50 - 62:52] You seem to forget Chuck
[62:53 - 62:55] I know you better than anyone in the world
[62:56 - 63:00] I know you better than anyone on this platform. You seem to forget that bro
[63:01 - 63:04] You seem to forget that I know you better than anyone
[63:06 - 63:11] I'm the guy that's got your number. I'm the guy that knows you better than anyone on this platform
[63:12 - 63:15] I'm the guy that knows all your secrets
[63:16 - 63:19] I'm the guy that has all the dirt on you
[63:19 - 63:25] I'm the guy that knows when you're being fake, that knows when you're telling the truth, that knows when you're lying.
[63:25 - 63:31] And right now, you're looking pretty fucking shitty.
[63:31 - 63:35] Right now, I can easily tell that you're lying through your fucking teeth.
[63:35 - 63:39] You're doing it because you're triggered. You're upset.
[63:39 - 63:43] So you're doing everything you can to get a payback on me.
[63:43 - 63:46] That's what this is about with you.
[63:46 - 64:02] You want fucking payback because I spoke the truth about you and how you're a trashy, shitty person.
[64:02 - 64:08] Like, you're mad, bro. You're mad.
[64:08 - 64:13] So Chucky, if I were you, I'd quit the bullshit.
[64:13 - 64:20] I really would. Like, I would quit the bullshit.
[64:20 - 64:26] I would get out of it. Honestly, bro, if I were you, I'd get out of Masshole Reports Discord, bro.
[64:26 - 64:33] I would leave Kate's server. I really would because you don't need to be there.
[64:33 - 64:46] You got no business there, bro. So Chucky, do yourself a favor.
[64:46 - 64:49] One, quit being fake.
[64:49 - 64:54] Two, quit making shit up about people. You don't fucking loser.
[64:54 - 65:02] And three, quit fabricating lies. We all know that you know how to photoshop, bro.
[65:02 - 65:07] We all know that you know how to photoshop shit and make shit look real.
[65:07 - 65:12] We all know this. You seem to forget, Chucky. I've seen your photoshop work.
[65:12 - 65:17] And from what you can do, I'll admit it's decent, but don't let it go to your head.
[65:17 - 65:25] I'm not saying that what you're doing is right. I'm just complimenting you on your skill with using photoshop.
[65:25 - 65:33] But like I said, don't let it go to your head.
[65:33 - 65:41] Like, you're the guy that will get revenge on somebody by making shit up about them.
[65:41 - 65:47] That's how you get your revenge by making shit up about somebody.
[65:47 - 65:52] And it's pretty pathetic, bro. It really is.
[65:52 - 65:56] So Chucky, I'm going to leave you with this.
[65:56 - 66:04] Quit being a bitch. Quit the crossdressing, man. You being a chick don't work.
[66:04 - 66:08] Like quit trying to dress up as a female, bro. It don't work for you.
[66:08 - 66:10] It's not a good look for you, bro.
[66:10 - 66:17] And second off, get fucking help, bro. You're delusional. Get fucking help.
[66:17 - 66:22] Learn to differentiate facts from fiction.
[66:22 - 66:26] Learn to differentiate fiction from reality.
[66:27 - 66:35] I clearly can't, but you obviously can't.
[66:35 - 66:43] And that's sad, man. You need help. You need mental help and bad.
[66:43 - 66:49] And I can't provide that for you. You have to be the one to get the help yourself, dude.
[66:49 - 66:54] You have to be the one to get the help. Cause clearly you need it.
[66:54 - 66:58] Now, without these said, I'm going to hop off here.
[66:58 - 67:02] I'm going to enjoy the rest of my night.
[67:02 - 67:06] Play some Dragon's Age Inquisition or I may even play Katamari Damacy.
[67:06 - 67:13] Or actually, Katamari Damacy Reroll, which just dropped on Game Pass.
[67:13 - 67:16] I know y'all might have been talking about Katamari Damacy, man.
[67:16 - 67:20] Old school. It can't be old school games, man.
[67:20 - 67:24] But I might sit down, keep going with some friends, play some of that.
[67:24 - 67:28] And, Saren, I will call you in just a second.
[67:28 - 67:32] Marty, I will catch you on Discord, my man.
[67:32 - 67:35] You already know I know how to get old, you.
[67:35 - 67:41] And also, if you guys want to pick up your merch, do it, man.
[67:41 - 67:43] I got some brand new designs out.
[67:43 - 67:46] I got a brand new design out.
[67:46 - 67:50] Custom done by yours truly up in the shop.
[67:50 - 67:53] So be sure to pick up the brand new shirts.
[67:53 - 67:55] I got a hoodie strapped in the morrow.
[67:55 - 67:57] I got a coffee cup strapped in the morrow.
[67:57 - 68:00] I got all kinds of shirts strapped in with the new design tomorrow.
[68:00 - 68:02] It's going to be dope.
[68:02 - 68:05] So if you haven't done so yet, do it.
[68:05 - 68:09] Pick up your new merch.
[68:09 - 68:13] Pick up your brand new merch at the shop.
[68:13 - 68:15] And I will catch you guys later, man.
[68:15 - 68:17] Fuck the love y'all doing.
[68:17 - 68:21] Be safe, be positive, be humble, be good to each other,
[68:21 - 68:26] and fuck Chuck in the trolls.
[68:26 - 68:27] Peace.
[68:27 - 68:30] Oh, and Chuck, fuck you.
[68:30 - 68:31] Actually, I don't know.
[68:31 - 68:32] Never mind.
[68:32 - 68:33] I don't want a disease.
[68:33 - 68:37] So, Chuck, go let the fuck in your mother,
[68:37 - 68:39] which I'm pretty sure is Masshole reports.
[68:39 - 68:41] I'm pretty sure she's your mom.
[68:41 - 68:45] So, yeah, I'm pretty sure you're fucking your own mom
[68:45 - 68:46] when you fuck Kate.
[68:46 - 68:49] So, subs to you, dude.
[68:49 - 68:51] Yeah, fuck love y'all, man.
[68:51 - 68:52] Peace.