Original upload date: August 29th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:20] What is up you guys?
[0:20 - 0:42] That's what you guys are saying.
[0:42 - 0:49] And yes it is true, it is finally here man, it's Psychonauts 2 man, it's finally here
[0:49 - 0:51] man I'm stoked.
[0:51 - 0:55] First time playing this too, I am not playing this at all whatsoever, I've been saving
[0:55 - 0:57] this game.
[0:57 - 1:08] So everything I say and do is going to be first time for this game.
[1:08 - 1:36] I think I have to class the grown away.
[1:36 - 1:51] Woah go back to English.
[1:51 - 2:03] Alright so before I get into this I am going to read this.
[2:03 - 2:12] This is just a TSA kind of deal right here Psychonauts 2 contains artistic interpretations
[2:12 - 2:20] of serious mental conditions including addiction, PTSD or also known as photracture disorder,
[2:20 - 2:22] tank attack, anxiety and delusions.
[2:22 - 2:26] There are also energies that maybe I would say in a few words.
[2:26 - 2:33] With dental phobia those conditions are usually presented in a light hearted or even comical
[2:33 - 2:37] manner but might still be distressing to some players.
[2:37 - 2:43] Although Psychonauts 2 is a game about empathy and healing you can find yourself experiencing
[2:43 - 2:50] a negative reaction to this content or if you need mental health resources please visit
[2:50 - 3:15] take this dot org slash mental health slash resources dot whatever.
[3:15 - 3:22] Oh my god they've all ended up together.
[3:22 - 3:52] Let me start with the beginning, I go up in a circus, the Aquato Family Circus, a ragtime
[3:52 - 4:06] show, a mysterious stranger handed me a brochure for whispering rock psychic summer camp,
[4:06 - 4:13] a training facility for psychic kids operated by the international espionage agency we
[4:13 - 4:31] all know as, the Psychonauts, I ran away from home that night, when I got to wizardry rock
[4:31 - 4:37] I blended in seamlessly with the other campers, superstar secret agent Sasha 9 and Mia Vodello,
[4:37 - 4:48] literally all along, with his ability to take over the world or something, he even took
[4:48 - 4:54] up psychic resonance in my head, which I can prove to you he hadn't mistaken, needless
[4:54 - 4:58] to say things were going great, the one little catch was that the head coach of the camp
[4:58 - 5:00] was stealing campers brains and putting them inside armored death tanks and I guess he
[5:00 - 5:01] was going to use them to take over the world or something, I'm going to do his mind and
[5:01 - 5:09] he just had some issues with his father, I mean who doesn't right, now he's okay, not
[5:09 - 5:15] great, but okay, just as Fort Collins making me an honorary Psychonaut for all my hard
[5:15 - 5:22] work and working in the Truman Sonato had been kidnapped and so my fellow Psychonauts
[5:22 - 5:28] and I jumped in a jet and set out to fire, I was searching for an abandoned underwater
[5:28 - 5:34] outpost in the Psychonauts in a dangerous heart of the ocean, or no, as the rhombus
[5:34 - 5:40] who emerged from it, we found Truman there, held captive by Dr. Labato, unlicensed dentist
[5:40 - 5:46] and amateur brain surgeon, we freed Grand Hand Sonato but he's got a silarium poison
[5:46 - 5:51] and he can't tell us what happened, we know Labato wasn't acting alone, but he won't
[5:51 - 5:57] tell us who hired him to kidnap Truman, Agent 9 has an idea how to get the information,
[5:57 - 6:09] using an elaborate psychic construction, yeah let's just skip this round, here we go guys,
[6:09 - 6:34] official gameplay, let's go, already I like the title screen, that is so sick, I was not
[6:34 - 6:41] expecting that, so wait, bro, hold on, I'll actually screenshot that because I might end
[6:41 - 7:04] up using that in an album cover or something, that is so sick, thank you, bro this is so
[7:04 - 7:09] weird, I like the loading screen though, the loading screen is freaking cool, the menu
[7:09 - 7:39] screen is cool so far, I like it, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh
[7:39 - 8:07] this is weird, dude that's a lot of cuticles from one area, holy shit, oh my god, that's
[8:07 - 8:19] a miracle, everything came to your ass, oh hey Louie, I'm not going to, dude change
[8:19 - 8:24] your hair you got Donald Trump, change your hair make it one, you got Donald Trump right
[8:24 - 8:41] there, always skinnier, hashtag skinny Donald Trump, why for real, change the freaking hair
[8:41 - 8:56] to a blonde color and you got Donald Trump right there, that's right, thank you, and
[8:56 - 9:06] that brings us to our next topic, Sasha, you still have the talking turtle, sorry, I just
[9:06 - 9:17] like it laughing, it's now time to give out the award for employee of the year, the prize
[9:17 - 9:27] for this year's award is an all expenses paid tropical vacation, I hope it's me, the winner
[9:27 - 9:35] of this award may be one of our newest members but is also one of our most improved, congratulations
[9:35 - 9:47] to Callie Costo Loboto, whoa, way to go Cal, you're going to love this vacation package,
[9:47 - 10:15] just a formality, you just need to get this form signed by your boss, my boss, yes darling
[10:15 - 10:21] or you could just tell us who your boss is and we could, no, maybe he doesn't want this
[10:21 - 10:29] tropical vacation after all, in fact I want it, I meant employee of the year, yes you
[10:29 - 10:34] are darling, now off you go, dude this is so weird, like the graphics look really good
[10:34 - 10:55] so far, that would be funny, keep up with him Raz and he'll lead you straight to his
[10:55 - 11:06] boss, we'll try to hit him off, be careful darling, I guess something weird's going to
[11:06 - 11:17] happen, stay close to him Raz, don't freak him out, remember to act casual, I am acting
[11:17 - 11:26] casual, what's that, I said I love casual Friday, am I right, let me touch you, don't
[11:26 - 11:37] lose him Raz, uh oh, I think he suspects something, he's taking counter measures, just
[11:37 - 11:51] keep up with him Raz, he's taking counter measures, keep up with him Raz, he's taking
[11:51 - 12:01] counter measures, he's taking counter measures, he's taking counter measures, he's taking
[12:01 - 12:19] counter measures, it's taking counter measures, he's taking counter measures, he's taking counter
[12:19 - 45:32] measures, he's taking counter measures, he's taking counter measures, he's taking counter
[45:32 - 45:36] next video y'all I fucking love you guys man I'm not man stay humble stay positive
[45:36 - 45:41] fuck the haters man I fucking love you guys peace
[45:41 - 45:43] you
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