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2021-8-28 Grid 2 throw back


Uploaded by UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE on February 16th, 2023
Original upload date: August 28th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:20] [Tape sounds]
[0:20 - 0:37] What's good you guys it's Yo Boi I'm back on the channel for today with something very special and something I'm not done yet on the channel which is Grid 2 with the Logitech G920 wheel.
[0:37 - 0:56] I have heard it was not that it actually is possible so we are going to actually go in and do custom events and just chill and just shred man have some
[0:56 - 1:21] We are going to go tier 3 we are going to go very hard man we are going to go 5 rounds of this shit so this is going to be fun so while y'all are coming in and what not I'll be back actually
[1:21 - 1:42] Also Psychonauts 2 is coming to the channel probably tomorrow so be ready for that shit man and what Tammy said I'll be right back yo
[1:42 - 5:53] [Tape sounds]
[5:53 - 6:16] You know we can't do a race without staying hydrated, got the giant ass 2 liter of cream soda on deck with ice coffee just in case man cause you'd never know and if you are sleeping on sundown then let me know what you guys was on holy shit that was wild
[6:16 - 6:35] [Tape sounds]
[6:35 - 7:05] And with that being said man let's get this started now if you mind I have never done this so this will be pretty new this will be pretty damn new man I've never done this on super stoke and since we are doing it on the toe game I kind of want to go with a card that I already know
[7:05 - 7:09] [Tape sounds]
[7:09 - 7:14] Let's see if they have it in here and they do man okay okay here we go
[7:14 - 7:18] [Tape sounds]
[7:18 - 7:27] We got the Evo drift rear wheel okay ooh got the Nissan 240 okay
[7:27 - 7:31] [Tape sounds]
[7:31 - 7:39] It is the Daijiro 240 hell yeah Nissan Energy 350 bro
[7:39 - 7:43] NOS Energy man you gotta do it let's go
[7:43 - 7:46] [Tape sounds]
[7:46 - 7:50] Wait what don't I already oh shit
[7:50 - 7:54] [Tape sounds]
[7:54 - 8:02] Hell yeah dude free performance card let's go dude I'm down fuck yeah
[8:02 - 8:08] Give me that shit man let's go
[8:08 - 8:15] [Tape sounds]
[8:15 - 8:18] Give me that 370Z man
[8:18 - 8:32] [Tape sounds]
[8:32 - 8:36] Hell yeah hey nothing wrong with drinking a little bubble bite
[8:36 - 8:42] Yo Serum what's good
[8:42 - 8:47] Now keep in mind I have never driven this card on why the fuck
[8:47 - 9:02] [Tape sounds]
[9:02 - 9:06] Oh damn we're doing drift events okay
[9:06 - 9:16] [Tape sounds]
[9:16 - 9:20] Ah damn spawn out right there man damn
[9:20 - 9:27] [Tape sounds]
[9:27 - 9:31] Yo this thing is so arcadey hold up
[9:31 - 9:40] Hold up before we do any drift events we gotta hit the token with it man get some practice in let's go
[9:40 - 9:44] [Tape sounds]
[9:44 - 9:55] Now keep in mind I have never in my life used the wheel on grid 2 so this is the first man this is a learning experience
[9:55 - 10:03] Now I have used it on grid 3 and grid 3 was super fun with the wheel had a great time with it
[10:03 - 10:18] So grid 2 is definitely different so we're gonna go here we're gonna go time attack
[10:18 - 10:46] So just to start us off man we're gonna go one round track selection and we're gonna hit the toge man
[10:46 - 10:50] Is it not gonna let us do the toge?
[10:50 - 10:56] Ah okay I have to do tier one okay
[10:56 - 11:05] [Tape sounds]
[11:05 - 11:12] Doing a little bit just in case there we go
[11:12 - 11:17] Tier one come on give us the toge man let's go
[11:17 - 11:26] [Tape sounds]
[11:26 - 11:30] Here we go toge let's get it
[11:30 - 11:39] We got Hong Kong we're gonna go the one that I know already which is Mizu Mountain on the toge
[11:39 - 11:44] We're about to do five rounds of this man let's go
[11:44 - 11:48] [Tape sounds]
[11:48 - 11:53] Question is can we use the NOS 350z?
[11:53 - 12:02] And apparently not man but that's okay we do have one car that we can use that I ain't familiar with
[12:02 - 12:10] Which is the Nissan? The Nissan S15 man aka the Mona Lisa
[12:10 - 12:18] [Tape sounds]
[12:18 - 12:25] Yo spooky tuning what's good bro? How you doing man?
[12:25 - 12:32] And yo let's hit that thousand sub mark guys we're so close
[12:32 - 12:45] [Tape sounds]
[12:45 - 12:55] Okay yeah this is gonna prove to be hard
[12:55 - 13:20] [Tape sounds]
[13:20 - 13:25] This is definitely going to prove to be hard
[13:25 - 13:30] [Tape sounds]
[13:30 - 13:33] Hold it, ow
[13:33 - 13:38] Like I said first time driving on this not the greatest
[13:38 - 13:47] [Tape sounds]
[13:47 - 13:52] Yeah close my mouth I'll screw my car up man not fun
[13:52 - 14:03] [Tape sounds]
[14:03 - 14:06] Oh there we go we kicked her out a little bit
[14:06 - 14:12] [Tape sounds]
[14:12 - 14:19] Damn man dude closed it
[14:19 - 14:28] Yo spooky thanks man I appreciate it dude
[14:28 - 14:38] Yo you know what just to make it easier man we're about to switch this thing out to automatic just to
[14:38 - 14:42] You know just to make it a little bit easier
[14:42 - 14:58] [Tape sounds]
[14:58 - 15:00] I want no weight on the wheel
[15:00 - 15:13] [Tape sounds]
[15:13 - 15:17] Oh yeah there's absolutely no weight to this thing at all
[15:17 - 15:21] It does feel good though with the force feedback
[15:21 - 15:26] [Tape sounds]
[15:26 - 15:30] Don't know how we 360 that shit
[15:30 - 15:44] [Tape sounds]
[15:44 - 15:50] Yo this shit is intense man this is so arcadey but it's so fun though
[15:50 - 15:54] [Tape sounds]
[15:54 - 15:58] Yo how did I what did I do tap them in
[15:58 - 16:09] [Tape sounds]
[16:09 - 16:14] Yo Chokes thanks man I'm doing good
[16:14 - 16:19] Going to work with better than I was, that wasn't it
[16:19 - 16:24] But man how many of you guys remember when Grid 2 came out back in the day man
[16:24 - 16:32] [Tape sounds]
[16:32 - 16:36] Yeah not that way I'm not
[16:36 - 16:45] I don't think so pal
[16:45 - 16:50] Yeah screw sliding that corner man
[16:50 - 16:59] [Tape sounds]
[16:59 - 17:05] Man this reminds me so much of me for Steve Carvin now with the Toe Game Battles
[17:05 - 17:10] And the Toe Game Boss Battles man this reminds me so much of that
[17:10 - 17:14] Except with the last wrecking man shit
[17:14 - 17:23] [Tape sounds]
[17:23 - 17:30] Dude this shit is nuts
[17:30 - 17:32] [Tape sounds]
[17:32 - 17:40] Like this legit makes me want to re-down the Grid 3 man and see what I can do with it
[17:40 - 17:43] [Tape sounds]
[17:43 - 17:52] Oh boy come on don't do it alright we're good we're good we're not good
[17:52 - 17:56] [Tape sounds]
[17:56 - 18:00] Yeah we're definitely not good I did not see that coming
[18:00 - 18:10] [Tape sounds]
[18:10 - 18:15] Oh dude we're just messing this car all up dude
[18:15 - 18:18] [Tape sounds]
[18:18 - 18:26] Man this must be a Honda when Sean screwed up the Mona Lisa in Tokyo Drift man shit
[18:26 - 18:45] [Tape sounds]
[18:45 - 18:49] Jesus am I ever gonna make it past this corner?
[18:49 - 18:59] [Tape sounds]
[18:59 - 19:01] There we go damn
[19:01 - 19:44] [Tape sounds]
[19:44 - 19:54] Yeah don't think so sir nope
[19:54 - 20:19] Oh we actually held that okay
[20:19 - 20:24] Man we just fucked that up
[20:24 - 20:32] Man this game is definitely a challenge on the wheel for sure this is definitely a learning curve
[20:32 - 20:36] [Tape sounds]
[20:36 - 20:49] Well we're right behind this man we ain't letting them take us out that easy let's go
[20:49 - 20:52] [Tape sounds]
[20:52 - 21:02] That is not what I meant to do
[21:02 - 21:14] Oh guess what the dude shouldn't try to get in front of me
[21:14 - 21:24] Oh there we go
[21:24 - 21:31] Yo did they have like a cockpit view? If so I want to use that shit
[21:31 - 22:08] [Tape sounds]
[22:08 - 22:13] Oh there we go that was beautiful
[22:13 - 22:25] That was a nice slide around that here too
[22:25 - 22:31] Honestly I think that's the nicest drift I've ever pulled off with this wheel actually
[22:31 - 22:56] Not even gonna lie
[22:56 - 23:07] [Tape sounds]
[23:07 - 23:35] Oh man I was hoping we could save that
[23:35 - 24:02] There we go now we're creating some distance here
[24:02 - 24:19] Come on sir what do you got
[24:19 - 24:31] Oh wait how did I get deep cured he's the one that ran into me
[24:31 - 24:34] That's some bullshit man
[24:34 - 24:41] He hits me and I get deep cured oh no no that is not happening
[24:41 - 25:09] We're smoking this guy now, now it's on
[25:09 - 25:27] Do you want to de-cute me like that I don't think so
[25:27 - 25:37] Get that shit out of here man
[25:37 - 26:06] You know what's in that wall
[26:06 - 26:34] Way too hard on the turn right there, damn man
[26:34 - 27:03] Oh damn took off both of our doors
[27:03 - 27:11] [Tape sounds]
[27:11 - 27:18] Hold it thank you
[27:18 - 27:31] I still can't wait we held that shit that was crazy
[27:31 - 27:41] How
[27:41 - 27:51] Oh yeah how does that happen I'm like
[27:51 - 28:19] Don't think so sir I will spin your ass out
[28:19 - 28:23] Oh I'll take a de-queue and still run you out man
[28:23 - 28:28] Shit man this is definitely proving to be a challenge
[28:28 - 28:36] We may have to turn force feedback off just so that we can get the right
[28:36 - 28:48] That's something we need so let's do that real quick
[28:48 - 29:07] Let's turn it on
[29:07 - 29:13] Oh there we go now there's no weight to it
[29:13 - 29:33] Oh much better let's go except for when that happens
[29:33 - 29:43] Come on man I know we can do this now why is that this is definitely a learning curve for me
[29:43 - 30:04] And I'm in the prettiest slide but we made it in one piece
[30:04 - 30:32] Ow I don't know what that was it took off but oh go to the panel
[30:32 - 30:45] Oh holy shit dude that dude came down straight and flying
[30:45 - 31:03] Hold on we gotta rewind that shit that was not cool man
[31:03 - 31:31] Oh I'm trying but I'm getting under pressure too
[31:31 - 31:34] Trying to keep control of this damn car
[31:34 - 31:41] Good job
[31:41 - 32:09] Oh I'm in the prettiest slide but I'm in the prettiest slide but oh no
[32:09 - 32:23] I think I know what I need to do right here let's come down and I can go like we usually do
[32:23 - 32:52] Dude come on I don't know what the hell that shit was about
[32:52 - 33:05] Oh that wall actually saved our ass
[33:05 - 33:12] Dude this shit is wild on controller man holy shit are on wheel
[33:12 - 33:31] Why the fuck do I stay in the controller for we're not on controller man shit
[33:31 - 33:55] No not today sir
[33:55 - 34:08] Oh god this is giving me a sprint to the finish ain't it
[34:08 - 34:36] Oh damn we damn near two wheeled that shit damn there pulled a Ken Block with his thing
[34:36 - 35:07] Thank you
[35:07 - 35:13] That's not thank you though shit I'm feeling like this dude set me up
[35:13 - 35:28] Oh I'm knowing that I'm probably gonna smack into something
[35:28 - 35:41] Why did I rip it you right back here just fucking brank it
[35:41 - 35:50] Oh don't think so sir oh no
[35:50 - 36:01] You were getting away with that that easy
[36:01 - 36:15] Holy shit that was tough took off a corner panel but hey we made it at one piece
[36:15 - 36:23] Let's watch that replay back real quick I want to see how crazy that went
[36:23 - 36:52] Oh my god dude that was tough man
[36:52 - 36:59] Oh yeah right there's all damn we took off our front bumper and a quarter panel
[36:59 - 37:06] Shit I didn't even realize that
[37:06 - 37:25] Other than that I know messed up bumper I think we did pretty damn well
[37:25 - 37:38] Bro that was crazy that guy was right on her ass the whole time dude shit
[37:38 - 37:51] You can see his freaking headlights way back there like he was on our ass man damn that was nuts
[37:51 - 38:00] Oh ow that was a sign
[38:00 - 38:05] Yeah see here this right here is where he always I think this is where he passes us
[38:05 - 38:15] And then like we take that shit back I believe
[38:15 - 38:23] Dude that was a hell of a battle though
[38:23 - 38:33] Oh damn straight down against the wall
[38:33 - 38:40] Oh damn lifted dude I didn't realize our back end lifted like that that was crazy
[38:40 - 39:01] Yeah right here is where the man almost passes us dude
[39:01 - 39:13] Yeah he passes us right here and then we take him back right up here
[39:13 - 39:38] Dude that was intense
[39:38 - 40:06] And we're taking that spot back thank you
[40:06 - 40:11] And we hold it for the rest of the run
[40:11 - 40:16] Don't think so sir right there man
[40:16 - 40:22] Hold up
[40:22 - 40:26] Gotta rewind that real quick
[40:26 - 40:34] Look at how close this man was to us right here dude
[40:34 - 40:39] Look at that right there
[40:39 - 40:51] Man got stupid close to our bumper
[40:51 - 40:58] Holy shit dude
[40:58 - 41:03] Man that was crazy
[41:03 - 41:21] Dude what a hot ass right there
[41:21 - 41:29] Dude that was crazy man damn
[41:29 - 41:34] Oh damn we're going round number two okay let's go
[41:34 - 41:41] You ain't getting away that easy this time sir
[41:41 - 42:03] See ya
[42:03 - 42:12] Yeah we're outta here
[42:12 - 42:41] Or not
[42:41 - 43:10] Yeah I don't think so we are not taking that man that was brutal
[43:10 - 43:28] And we took the win
[43:28 - 43:36] Don't even know how the hell we all ran that man but we did it though
[43:36 - 43:48] Don't even know how we all ran that dude but we did it
[43:48 - 44:17] Let's go
[44:17 - 44:27] Man this shit is wild on controller dude not even gonna lie
[44:27 - 44:31] Why do I keep saying controller man I mean wheel fuck
[44:31 - 45:00] I've been playing grid 2 on the wheel so I'm starting to take you to controller
[45:00 - 45:22] Yeah not like that we can't though shit
[45:22 - 45:48] Ow
[45:48 - 45:58] Oh damn we're good
[45:58 - 46:25] We had a good lead keep pushing
[46:25 - 46:49] Oh we're beating this man don't worry about that
[46:49 - 47:18] Yo is that a, yo that's a helicopter what the hell
[47:18 - 47:47] Yo that was on him he hit me I think I get DQ
[47:47 - 48:16] How the hell did I get DQ'd on that shit
[48:16 - 48:39] Oh hell no you ain't getting away that easy sir
[48:39 - 48:46] Is that how many of y'all is getting me from seeing carbon bonds from this shit
[48:46 - 49:08] You know what I got a better idea
[49:08 - 49:21] Let's see if we can do it man hopefully we can
[49:21 - 49:29] Tell me we can play this on the wheel man how crazy would that be if we can play this on the wheel man
[49:29 - 49:58] Tell me you guys don't remember this game
[49:58 - 50:25] Oh my god we can let's go
[50:25 - 50:54] Watch the way we goin' lady
[50:54 - 52:33] We can play this on the wheel man
[52:33 - 52:38] How many of you guys remember this game from back in the day dude
[52:38 - 53:07] Going through watch out
[53:07 - 53:50] How many of you guys remember this game from back in the day dude
[53:50 - 54:05] You're welcome now get out of here
[54:05 - 54:33] No
[54:33 - 55:00] Watch out man going through
[55:00 - 55:18] This aint beef slow taxi this is crazy taxi man get out of the way
[55:18 - 55:47] Now where are we
[55:47 - 56:13] Watch out man
[56:13 - 56:41] You never really just hit the taxi
[56:41 - 58:35] You're welcome now get out of the way
[58:35 - 59:01] Out of the way crazy driver coming through people
[59:01 - 59:11] You're welcome now get out of the way
[59:11 - 59:21] They should hire me for baby driver too
[59:21 - 59:50] Get out of the way seriously just jump out
[59:50 - 60:02] I didn't say it would be perfect but we're going to get you there
[60:02 - 60:30] I'll be ready for a bumpy ride and I hope you're ready to eat your spleen because that's what's going to happen
[60:30 - 60:42] Damn that was crazy
[60:42 - 61:08] You're welcome now get out of here
[61:08 - 61:37] How many of you guys remember that from back in the day
[61:37 - 62:06] Why did I even click on that
[62:06 - 62:14] Now that makes me wonder is there anybody on on here
[62:14 - 62:22] Does anybody still play this
[62:22 - 62:34] Hey siren pretty good
[62:34 - 62:42] Yo Karl the virtual link is on my channel dude check it out
[62:42 - 62:47] Also I do have some new designs dropping next week
[62:47 - 63:09] So I said it was going to be a few days ago but I kind of figured I wanted to drop a whole bunch of new designs all at once for you guys
[63:09 - 63:25] So I'm going to have some brand new merch dropping literally this next week so that'll be cool
[63:25 - 63:39] I'm going to ask you like you asked me a long time ago do you ever sleep
[63:39 - 64:06] Oh seriously do you ever sleep oh yes the answer is no
[64:06 - 64:34] Here we go also I am going to replay the the grace still plays video because I know skip for a lot of you guys so I am going to replay that shit for y'all
[64:34 - 64:59] Dude I am online all right you know what screw it we're replaying that funny ass video for you guys
[64:59 - 65:23] I want a chance to win ten thousand dollars for your ultimate game day experience just purchase any five
[65:23 - 65:35] All right so we're checking out the only game where you get born in a test tube on the moon have to murder everyone around you in order to steal a spaceship so you can eventually get back to earth before you turn 100 years old
[65:35 - 65:42] I guess it was only a matter of time someone legitimately remade the entire game for me
[65:42 - 65:50] Hold on real quick the same bro is this your mom that must be my test tube baby facility so they remade everything
[65:50 - 66:00] And I have to survive now 100 years on the moon also I'm really starting to be concerned because the animals on the moon apparently talk
[66:00 - 66:10] I appreciate that the bunnies are particularly vulgar every baby comes out of the spotter with this outfit it's also possible this is just my skin
[66:10 - 66:23] Okay so I mean I was just told to start going forward and everything will kind of become clear about what I need to do unstable taser prototype can you reach this you might need it
[66:23 - 66:30] Okay I guess I just had to smash my head like into the weapon
[66:30 - 66:38] Why is there enemy guards luckily I'm only two and a half feet tall so hiding from this guy isn't really a big deal
[66:38 - 66:48] I didn't realize that was going to be fetus solid snake what I was saying is I just had to smash my head into this shelf close enough to the gun and I got it
[66:48 - 66:56] So describe to me exactly what makes this a prototype Gately D
[66:56 - 67:01] Oh my god oh Jesus I'm one year old don't do it
[67:01 - 67:08] This is legitimately the very first time that I've had to beat one of these crazy boards as an infant with an explosive stun gun
[67:08 - 67:13] It's not really a stun gun if it murders everyone
[67:13 - 67:19] They're still alive
[67:19 - 67:23] Did you just say GT5 is way better than what?
[67:23 - 67:31] Oh no way Minecraft is okay so I guess they were having a debate about video games you know when I gave them both brain aneurysms
[67:31 - 67:37] Yeah it's tough to shoot at the person who's killing you when they're as tall as your kneecaps isn't it
[67:37 - 67:41] I love how my child can't even really grab the gun
[67:41 - 67:44] Oh these aren't even real people I don't feel that bad anymore
[67:44 - 67:48] No seriously look they have like Arizona ice tea caps in the back of their heads
[67:48 - 67:54] Okay so the testing chambers I love how I can just I can just body this guy
[67:54 - 67:55] Hold on hold on here here here
[67:55 - 67:59] Hold on keep this door open for me just in case I need to escape
[67:59 - 68:03] There we go, shove the dead body right there
[68:03 - 68:05] Perfect thank you
[68:05 - 68:10] I've been alive on the moon for about three minutes and look at what is behind me
[68:10 - 68:13] It is literally just a path of death
[68:13 - 68:15] Seems like a normal GSP video actually
[68:15 - 68:17] Into the test chambers
[68:17 - 68:19] I also think that the worst mistake anyone in this
[68:19 - 68:20] Oh nevermind
[68:20 - 68:22] That's like a dude just chill on the other side of the door
[68:22 - 68:27] I was gonna say the worst mistake that anyone made inside this test chamber is choosing to clone me
[68:27 - 68:31] Does anyone see what this letter says
[68:31 - 68:34] That's just sitting on top of this computer
[68:34 - 68:36] Thank you GTA
[68:36 - 68:38] Terminator baby coming through
[68:38 - 68:40] No survivors
[68:40 - 68:42] Where my real parents at
[68:42 - 68:45] This guy over here is like I don't know how about now
[68:45 - 68:47] Keanu Reeves infant
[68:47 - 68:49] Yeah that's what happens man
[68:49 - 68:50] That's what happens
[68:50 - 68:51] No
[68:51 - 68:53] It's just it's just constant death
[68:53 - 68:54] What the hell
[68:54 - 68:55] God help us
[68:55 - 68:57] Please no
[68:57 - 68:59] Is it a bomb in there yet
[68:59 - 69:01] Wait a second are they talking about me
[69:01 - 69:03] Oh I just realized
[69:03 - 69:06] I am standing inside of the blood pool
[69:06 - 69:09] Of the guard that's been trying to keep me at bay
[69:09 - 69:10] I just realized something
[69:10 - 69:13] I don't think it's me trying to survive on the moon
[69:13 - 69:16] I think it's everyone trying to survive me
[69:16 - 69:18] This is what all the security's for
[69:18 - 69:19] Bang
[69:19 - 69:20] You
[69:20 - 69:23] You've been to the greystillplace.store for the new summer launch
[69:23 - 69:24] But what the hell is that
[69:24 - 69:25] Shut your mouth
[69:25 - 69:26] How about you
[69:26 - 69:27] We've got some sweet ass hats
[69:27 - 69:29] You smell like more than you have for it
[69:29 - 69:30] I'm on the moon
[69:30 - 69:31] Well
[69:31 - 69:33] I'll protect you against tasers
[69:33 - 69:36] I'm really hoping that those two guys were important to the plot
[69:36 - 69:37] Alright
[69:37 - 69:38] Where's all you loot at
[69:38 - 69:40] I'm trying to learn about my birth
[69:40 - 69:42] Since mom isn't around to feed me
[69:42 - 69:44] I guess I'll just drink this hide to your peroxide
[69:44 - 69:46] Everywhere I go
[69:46 - 69:50] Murder is close behind
[69:50 - 69:52] Lockdown idiot
[69:52 - 69:53] Go back
[69:53 - 69:54] Go back where
[69:54 - 69:55] Everything's dead
[69:55 - 69:56] How about this
[69:56 - 69:57] Here we go
[69:57 - 69:58] Out of order
[69:58 - 69:59] That's why
[69:59 - 70:00] As I'm like wandering around
[70:00 - 70:02] I can't help but
[70:02 - 70:03] Oh this way
[70:03 - 70:05] Thanks for putting a giant red arrow there
[70:05 - 70:06] I was gonna say
[70:06 - 70:07] As I walk around
[70:07 - 70:08] I can't help but think
[70:08 - 70:10] Just how much carnage I've caused
[70:10 - 70:13] Oh that guy did hold the door open for me
[70:13 - 70:14] I'll give you one extra one
[70:14 - 70:16] For the road
[70:16 - 70:17] And yeet
[70:17 - 70:19] Oh luckily there's a sink here
[70:19 - 70:22] So I can wash the blood off of my onesie
[70:22 - 70:24] And bad ass
[70:24 - 70:26] Mini boss guy
[70:26 - 70:28] Can you do anything?
[70:28 - 70:29] Oh!
[70:29 - 70:30] Ooh!
[70:30 - 70:32] What the hell?
[70:32 - 70:33] We got a sick bastard
[70:33 - 70:34] We'll shoot a baby
[70:34 - 70:36] I mean I am the murdered baby
[70:36 - 70:37] But still
[70:37 - 70:41] Give me your gun
[70:41 - 70:42] Ooh
[70:42 - 70:47] Please tell me I get this now
[70:47 - 70:49] Huh?
[70:49 - 70:52] Yes!
[70:52 - 70:55] This gun is like two times the size of my child
[70:55 - 70:57] Seriously you're joking
[70:57 - 70:59] How come none of the elevators work?
[70:59 - 71:00] How come nothing here works?
[71:00 - 71:02] Because babies can't climb stairs
[71:02 - 71:04] The hell they can
[71:04 - 71:05] Oh I guess they actually can
[71:05 - 71:06] I love how the total immersion is that
[71:06 - 71:08] babies can't climb stairs
[71:08 - 71:10] But they can hold this
[71:10 - 71:11] Oh okay got it
[71:11 - 71:13] I don't remember killing all these people
[71:13 - 71:16] I feel like these guys were here before I got here
[71:16 - 71:18] Like I didn't do this
[71:18 - 71:21] Was this a crawl in the vent?
[71:21 - 71:22] Nothing bad will happen?
[71:22 - 71:23] What?
[71:23 - 71:24] Oh whoa!
[71:24 - 71:25] Great you again
[71:25 - 71:26] Wait you look older
[71:26 - 71:27] How long were you in there?
[71:27 - 71:28] What the hell?
[71:28 - 71:30] What was I crawling for like six years?
[71:30 - 71:32] I'm like a first grader now
[71:32 - 71:34] I appreciate I still have the gun though
[71:34 - 71:37] This gun has been with me for longer than my parents
[71:37 - 71:39] You should go there looking for you
[71:39 - 71:40] Who?
[71:40 - 71:42] I'm pretty sure I killed everyone
[71:42 - 71:45] Oh!
[71:45 - 71:47] I didn't realize I guess making noise
[71:47 - 71:49] Got all the creatures in the entire
[71:49 - 71:51] AHHHHHH
[71:51 - 71:54] All the creatures in the entire board coming to me
[71:54 - 71:56] Are we done?
[71:56 - 71:58] We done?
[71:58 - 71:59] We're done
[71:59 - 72:01] Hold on since I'm like six
[72:01 - 72:03] Is it A
[72:03 - 72:04] B
[72:04 - 72:05] Oh!
[72:05 - 72:08] I'm trying to do the alphabet over here
[72:08 - 72:09] How many?
[72:09 - 72:10] Okay
[72:10 - 72:11] Hold on I need to make a
[72:11 - 72:13] Can I please tell me I can get inside of this
[72:13 - 72:15] Oh it's fantastic
[72:15 - 72:16] Oh yeah
[72:16 - 72:17] Oh this is the
[72:17 - 72:20] This is the fastest getaway movie ever
[72:20 - 72:21] Okay
[72:21 - 72:24] Going this way or
[72:24 - 72:25] Ow
[72:25 - 72:26] Jesus
[72:26 - 72:28] Leave it to me to screw this up
[72:28 - 72:29] Everyone out of the way
[72:29 - 72:32] No I do not have my driver's license yet
[72:32 - 72:34] It took me a while to get the hang of this thing
[72:34 - 72:35] But I think I've got it now
[72:35 - 72:37] Kinda times like a drunken microwave
[72:37 - 72:38] Get out
[72:38 - 72:39] Can't fit idiot
[72:39 - 72:42] Oh I'm real good at making
[72:42 - 72:45] Square pegs fitting around holes
[72:45 - 72:46] There we go
[72:46 - 72:48] Nah I'm bringing this thing with me
[72:48 - 72:51] I don't care how far I have to go
[72:51 - 72:52] Oh!
[72:52 - 72:53] Hold on
[72:53 - 72:55] Hold on I think I can
[72:55 - 72:56] I think I can
[72:56 - 72:58] No I love how this dude is just
[72:58 - 72:59] Waiting for his
[72:59 - 73:02] Incredibly slow eventual death
[73:02 - 73:03] I'll pass him everything
[73:03 - 73:04] No!
[73:04 - 73:08] I know you're starting to be safe
[73:08 - 73:12] I just shot the Austin Powers mobile
[73:12 - 73:13] It's okay though
[73:13 - 73:15] There's one more right here
[73:15 - 73:16] Get in get in get in
[73:16 - 73:17] Perfect
[73:17 - 73:18] We're outta here
[73:18 - 73:21] I am not satisfied until I get to run someone over in this thing
[73:21 - 73:23] I don't even know if this thing can run someone over
[73:23 - 73:24] But I'm willing to try
[73:24 - 73:28] It's stuck on all the damn wires around this place
[73:28 - 73:30] No one could survive on the moon
[73:30 - 73:32] Everything's broken
[73:32 - 73:35] At least they still have a good internet connection up in the moon
[73:35 - 73:36] Alright
[73:40 - 73:45] Oh man if you guys have not seen
[73:45 - 73:47] That original video
[73:47 - 73:50] Check out Grey's Still Plays man
[73:50 - 73:51] Go check it out
[73:51 - 74:02] Oh man
[74:02 - 74:06] Why the hell is it not letting me do this
[74:07 - 74:09] I'll turn that off
[74:09 - 74:32] Alright so let's try this
[74:33 - 74:47] Okay
[74:48 - 74:49] Oh
[74:50 - 74:51] Okay
[74:52 - 74:55] Oh
[74:56 - 75:41] Okay
[75:41 - 76:02] There we go
[76:02 - 76:49] Oh
[76:49 - 76:50] Oh my God
[76:50 - 76:52] People still play
[76:52 - 76:54] It's a miracle
[76:54 - 76:56] Holy shit
[76:56 - 76:58] Dude
[76:58 - 77:00] This is actually crazy
[77:00 - 77:08] Fuck it
[77:08 - 77:09] We're going heavy cutter
[77:09 - 77:17] Okay
[77:17 - 77:18] How do you want to move my ass
[77:18 - 77:19] You want to take my legs off
[77:19 - 77:20] Like how do you want me to do it
[77:20 - 77:34] When anybody else likes to catch bullets to the face
[77:34 - 77:37] Ahh damn
[77:37 - 77:42] Dude it's actually shocking to see that people actually still play this
[77:43 - 77:44] Wait
[77:44 - 77:53] Like I am genuinely in shock right now
[77:53 - 77:55] What the fuck was that
[77:55 - 78:01] Oh shit
[78:01 - 78:09] Give me your time
[78:11 - 78:12] Oh yeah go figure
[78:12 - 78:13] The minute I grab your gun
[78:13 - 78:15] You fucking shoot lost
[78:15 - 78:23] I'll screw you
[78:23 - 78:35] We've taken the lead
[78:35 - 78:48] How do I keep getting shot in the frickin' ass
[78:48 - 78:51] Screw it we're caught in this ladder
[78:51 - 78:58] Alright you know what
[78:58 - 79:04] The next time I die it's on
[79:05 - 79:07] I'll be a body fuck with you
[79:07 - 79:17] Oh I gotta gun it on that
[79:17 - 79:27] Yeah how do you like getting bullets for breakfast kid
[79:27 - 79:29] That tastes good
[79:30 - 79:31] That's good
[79:31 - 79:39] Stab him in the knife
[79:39 - 79:43] Oh looks like I'm not having kids anytime soon
[79:43 - 79:50] Now I'm just going to follow him
[79:50 - 79:53] I hope pretty god I don't die
[79:53 - 79:55] I'm a hospital 100 killer drone inbound
[79:55 - 80:19] Did he just shoot me in my ass
[80:22 - 80:23] Oh no shit
[80:23 - 80:24] He's on it
[80:24 - 80:25] Yep shot me in my ass
[80:25 - 80:26] Damn
[80:26 - 80:29] No wonder my friends call me bullet ass
[80:29 - 80:33] I'm always catching bullets with my fucking ass
[80:33 - 80:35] Literally
[80:51 - 80:53] Ooh hello
[80:54 - 80:55] Oh no
[80:55 - 81:16] Kill confirmed
[81:16 - 81:17] Oh no
[81:44 - 81:46] We're winning this fight
[81:46 - 82:03] Oh I didn't see him there holy shit
[82:03 - 82:06] We're trained
[82:13 - 82:15] Oh damn man
[82:15 - 82:41] Eat oil and enjoy it
[82:42 - 83:15] We're winning this fight
[83:15 - 83:20] What is it with you shooting me in the ass
[83:20 - 83:22] This is annoying
[83:41 - 83:49] Getting shot in the ass right here is like always getting that one criticism from your grandparents that you don't want but you kind of have to take anyway
[83:49 - 83:53] At least we won
[83:53 - 83:59] Ooh
[83:59 - 84:00] We're winning
[84:00 - 84:20] Ooh let's go
[84:21 - 90:36] We're winning this fight
[90:37 - 90:38] I gotta find a way around these guys
[90:38 - 90:40] This is getting annoying
[90:40 - 91:06] Now I'm following you
[91:07 - 92:03] We're winning this fight
[92:04 - 92:05] This is bad
[92:05 - 92:32] Now storm this event out
[92:32 - 92:33] This is bad
[92:33 - 92:37] Oh shit
[93:01 - 96:21] We're winning this fight
[96:22 - 96:24] Yo, these guys are straight hacking now
[96:24 - 96:26] You can tell
[96:27 - 97:23] We're winning this fight
[97:24 - 97:34] [MUSIC]
[102:47 - 102:51] How did I miss that guy? What?
[107:35 - 107:37] Oh, this is frickin' epic.
[107:39 - 107:42] From what I'm saying, thank you, modders.
[107:55 - 107:58] Oh, this is so sick, dude.
[108:05 - 108:08] That was a nice kill.
[108:54 - 108:57] Dude, this is officially the coolest match ever.
[108:57 - 108:58] Not even gonna lie.
[108:58 - 108:59] This is actually dope.
[109:01 - 109:03] Aw, you fucking motherfucker.
[109:03 - 109:04] All right.
[109:20 - 109:22] Oh, right in the face, bro.
[109:22 - 109:25] It's like why you're in Germany, pick it up.
[109:25 - 109:32] I am actually enjoying this now.
[109:32 - 109:42] I'm glad, I'm glad that you're enjoying this now.
[109:42 - 110:08] I'm glad that you're enjoying this now.
[110:08 - 110:18] All right, I'm on back.
[110:18 - 110:20] I'm glad that you're enjoying this now.
[110:20 - 110:35] What the hell?
[110:35 - 110:43] Not gonna lie, that's officially the coolest gun ever.
[110:45 - 110:48] It's a literally a missile launcher
[110:48 - 110:52] in the form of a submachine.
[110:52 - 110:56] That is freaking epic.
[110:56 - 111:01] Bye Nuketown.
[111:01 - 111:15] Nuketown.
[111:15 - 111:18] No one lives.
[111:18 - 111:32] I'm not gonna lie, I'll probably just legitimately camp up
[111:32 - 111:38] inside the freaking bedroom with the windows
[111:38 - 111:41] and just start fucking with people.
[111:42 - 111:43] Oh, this is gonna be good.
[111:43 - 112:10] Give everyone explosives.
[112:11 - 112:13] Nuketown 2020, why is it sad to say that I can actually picture this happening?
[112:13 - 112:30] I'll see if they're explosive.
[112:30 - 112:36] Rockin' the road, I'm late, it's good time.
[112:36 - 112:44] We've pulled forward.
[112:45 - 112:51] We're gonna have to get out of here.
[113:18 - 113:19] Shoot her down.
[113:19 - 113:23] Oh shit.
[113:23 - 113:45] Oh, there we go.
[113:47 - 120:25] That's what I was looking for.
[120:25 - 120:41] That is what I was looking for.
[120:42 - 120:45] That is insane.
[120:45 - 120:50] Did this man really turn himself into a fucking?
[120:50 - 120:51] What?
[120:51 - 120:55] This man literally turned himself into a fucking bomber jet.
[120:55 - 120:56] What?
[121:10 - 121:51] Ooh.
[121:51 - 121:56] (chimes jingling)
[121:56 - 122:23] - Dude, this, I wish I had shit in on here.
[122:23 - 122:24] That'd be so fun.
[122:24 - 122:29] (gunshots firing)
[122:29 - 122:33] - Team Deathmatch, what's up?
[122:33 - 122:34] Let's do this.
[122:34 - 122:39] I'll steal you A/V above.
[122:39 - 123:10] (gunshots firing)
[123:10 - 123:23] - Push it up.
[123:23 - 123:24] - Get me in now.
[123:24 - 123:27] (gunshots firing)
[123:27 - 123:35] - Bring the care package in now.
[123:35 - 123:36] - Duke.
[123:36 - 123:37] - Oh, there's another guy.
[123:37 - 123:38] - Ah, he's sinking.
[123:38 - 123:50] - Our RCA team ready for push.
[123:50 - 123:52] - Oh, I should've got something.
[123:52 - 123:55] (gunshots firing)
[123:55 - 123:58] - We're winning this fight.
[123:58 - 123:59] (gunshots firing)
[123:59 - 124:01] - Oh, god.
[124:01 - 124:02] - RC XD inbound.
[124:02 - 124:06] - What the fuck?
[124:06 - 124:18] (gunshots firing)
[124:18 - 124:19] - Push it up.
[124:19 - 124:25] (gunshots firing)
[124:25 - 124:27] - I'm actually doing good in this game for once.
[124:27 - 124:36] (gunshots firing)
[124:36 - 124:39] - You're looking for the assist.
[124:39 - 124:41] - You're trying to pull it back.
[124:41 - 124:44] (gunshots firing)
[124:44 - 124:45] - X.
[124:45 - 124:48] (gunshots firing)
[124:48 - 124:50] - Keep pushing up.
[124:50 - 124:51] (gunshots firing)
[124:51 - 124:52] - Duke, get down.
[124:52 - 124:53] (gunshots firing)
[124:53 - 124:54] - I'm pausing it.
[124:54 - 124:55] (gunshots firing)
[124:55 - 124:56] - I have time to get paid.
[124:56 - 124:56] (gunshots firing)
[124:56 - 124:57] - It's all nice.
[124:57 - 125:00] (gunshots firing)
[125:00 - 125:01] - Move around.
[125:01 - 125:02] (gunshots firing)
[125:02 - 125:02] - The snipe is clear.
[125:02 - 125:03] (laughing)
[125:03 - 125:12] (gunshots firing)
[125:12 - 125:14] - That's it, one kill.
[125:14 - 125:17] Jesus Christ, that sucks.
[125:17 - 125:34] (gunshots firing)
[125:34 - 125:35] - I have a PD help handle.
[125:35 - 125:39] (gunshots firing)
[125:39 - 125:40] - I have a PD help handle.
[125:40 - 125:42] (gunshots firing)
[125:42 - 125:43] - I have a PD help handle.
[125:43 - 125:54] (gunshots firing)
[125:54 - 125:55] - Wow.
[125:55 - 125:56] (gunshots firing)
[125:56 - 125:59] - I got a, I got a chocolate.
[125:59 - 126:05] (gunshots firing)
[126:05 - 126:07] - I think this is a good way to do it.
[126:07 - 126:08] (gunshots firing)
[126:08 - 126:10] - We just kind of wrapped up and we got the high jump.
[126:10 - 126:11] We got the same path.
[126:11 - 126:17] (gunshots firing)
[126:17 - 126:19] - It means you've been to get some heat.
[126:19 - 126:21] (gunshots firing)
[126:21 - 126:22] Spooky.
[126:22 - 126:23] (gunshots firing)
[126:23 - 126:24] Delishooky.
[126:24 - 126:25] Spooky.
[126:25 - 126:29] (gunshots firing)
[126:29 - 126:30] - I just heard something still working.
[126:30 - 126:35] (gunshots firing)
[126:35 - 126:36] - Nope, nope, nope.
[126:36 - 126:38] (gunshots firing)
[126:38 - 126:46] Dude, it's still amazing to me that anybody actually still plays this map or like this game in general. It was crazy to me.
[126:46 - 126:51] So I didn't play as many people outside of the game, so I'm just like, what the fuck.
[126:51 - 126:52] It feels crazy to me.
[126:52 - 127:01] Dude, there's no key to both of them, it's gonna be good.
[127:01 - 127:13] I think I would've taken control of this one.
[127:14 - 127:16] I'm not gonna do it, that's what I'm gonna do.
[127:42 - 127:45] This dude really got a fucking mustache on there, what.
[127:45 - 127:46] What?
[127:47 - 127:48] What the fuck.
[127:48 - 127:57] I'm gonna make a stinky.
[127:57 - 128:08] What the fuck.
[128:08 - 128:09] Get my shot out.
[128:09 - 128:15] Flash!
[128:15 - 128:22] Ready!
[128:22 - 128:26] Get out!
[128:26 - 128:27] One, two, go!
[128:27 - 129:04] Flash!
[129:04 - 129:12] I don't even know how you missed the link, dude.
[129:12 - 129:18] Yeah, how did you even miss point one, that's what I wanted.
[129:18 - 129:19] Flash!
[129:19 - 129:42] UAV inbound.
[129:43 - 130:12] Flash!
[130:12 - 130:23] Air package inbound.
[130:23 - 130:39] Guardian ready for deployment.
[130:40 - 130:41] Keep pushing out.
[130:41 - 130:43] I'm coming, Brian!
[130:43 - 130:46] Be advised, hospital, we need incoming.
[130:47 - 130:48] I'm coming, Brian!
[130:48 - 130:51] Be advised, hospital, we need incoming.
[130:51 - 130:52] We need incoming.
[131:20 - 131:23] Dude, that Guardian's getting so many kills, man.
[131:23 - 131:24] That's pretty crazy.
[131:24 - 131:39] UAV inbound.
[131:39 - 131:51] Flash!
[131:51 - 132:07] Compressing the fire, we're taking it to him.
[132:07 - 132:08] We're taking it to him.
[132:09 - 134:05] Flash!
[134:05 - 134:18] Are you serious?
[134:18 - 135:56] Let's mess with this and see what we can do here.
[135:57 - 136:01] Ooh, y'all got a lot of in here. Let's go.
[136:01 - 136:02] Oh!
[136:03 - 141:37] Let's mess with this and see what we can do here.
[141:38 - 141:42] This will be the last round for tonight, guys, and I am hopping off.
[141:42 - 141:47] Frag out!
[141:47 - 141:49] Team Deathmatch.
[141:49 - 141:51] Whatever it takes to accomplish the mission.
[141:51 - 141:54] Sniper down!
[141:54 - 142:03] Stop playing!
[142:04 - 142:05] I run in jeopardy. Pick it up.
[142:05 - 142:07] Be advised. Hostile UAV incoming.
[142:07 - 142:11] Back in!
[142:11 - 142:16] Finish it up!
[142:17 - 142:18] Back in!
[142:18 - 142:25] Finish it up!
[142:45 - 142:48] Agent, submission profile has not been achieved.
[142:48 - 142:50] RTB for retasking.
[142:51 - 143:48] I'm not sure what to do here.
[143:49 - 143:52] Dude, Ed's still alive, man.
[143:52 - 143:55] Ed is still very much alive.
[143:56 - 143:57] He's all good.
[143:57 - 150:05] I'm not sure what to do here.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '1111' on August 12th, 2024