2021-8-26 i spent 100 years on the moon and this happened Live Reaction 2

[0:13 - 0:29] What's up, everyone? I'm back. I do apologize for last time. I'm going to be back. I'm restarting the
[0:29 - 0:36] live reaction. If you guys would like to see the original, don't forget to check out the
[0:36 - 0:40] link below. The link's in the description for the original video. Shout out the greatest
[0:40 - 0:50] of plays. Shameless fuck. But one of my friends told me that this video is actually one
[0:50 - 0:55] of the funniest videos that Gray Stilt plays has ever done. And I watch Gray
[0:55 - 1:01] Stilt plays and he does a lot of funny videos but I don't know how funny this is
[1:01 - 1:06] going to be considering he's done some other funny ones too. So we're gonna do a
[1:06 - 1:16] lot of reaction to this and hope to God I don't fricking spill my drink here, spit
[1:16 - 1:19] my drink up whenever I'm thinking of drinks from laughing. Like hopefully I
[1:19 - 1:32] don't choke up laughing my ass off here. So with that being said we're going to get
[1:32 - 1:43] into this reaction and see what this is all about. Let's go.
[1:43 - 2:20] I don't know why this is doing this. Let's just go 480. Fuck it. Sorry for the low quality guys.
[2:20 - 2:25] Hopefully you guys like get the gist of what's going on. So let's get it.
[2:25 - 2:33] This tube on the moon have to murder everyone around you in order to steal a spaceship so you can
[2:33 - 2:40] eventually get back to earth before you turn 100 years old. It's GTA. I guess it was only a matter of
[2:40 - 2:47] time. Someone legitimately remade the entire game for me. Hold on real quick. Let's say bro is this
[2:47 - 2:57] your mom? That must be my test tube baby facility. So they remade to survive now 100 years on the moon.
[2:57 - 3:02] Also I'm really starting to be concerned because the animals on the moon apparently talk.
[3:02 - 3:07] I appreciate that the bodies are particularly vulgar. I'm also kind of curious if every baby
[3:07 - 3:13] comes out of the spawner with this outfit. It's also possible this is just my skin. Okay so I
[3:13 - 3:19] mean I was just told to start going forward and everything will kind of become clear about
[3:19 - 3:25] what I need to do. Unstable taser prototype. Can you reach this? You might need it.
[3:27 - 3:38] Okay I guess I just had to smash my head like into the weapon. Luckily I'm only two and a half feet
[3:38 - 3:45] tall so hiding from this guy isn't really a big deal. Facts. He's only two feet tall. There's
[3:45 - 3:51] no way that the guard is going to find him. I'm like bro come on.
[3:53 - 4:00] Feet is solid snake. What I was saying is it a deal. Luckily I'm only tall so hiding from
[4:00 - 4:04] this guy isn't really a big deal. I didn't realize that was going to be
[4:04 - 4:18] Feet is solid snake. What I was saying. Feet is solid snake. Oh shit. That's a good one. I like that.
[4:18 - 4:26] Smash my head into this shelf close enough to the gun and I got it. So describe to me exactly
[4:26 - 4:36] what makes this a prototype. Yeetily thee. Oh damn. Oh my god. Oh Jesus. I'm one year old.
[4:36 - 4:41] Don't do it. This is legitimately the very first time that I've had to beat one of these crazy
[4:41 - 4:47] boards as an infant with an explosive stun gun. It's not really a stun gun if it murders everyone.
[4:53 - 5:00] They're still alive. Did you just say GTA V is way better than what? Oh no way Minecraft is.
[5:00 - 5:06] Okay so I guess they were having a debate about video games you know when I gave them both brain
[5:06 - 5:11] aneurysms. It's tough to shoot at the person who's killing you when they're as tall as your kneecaps
[5:11 - 5:45] isn't it? Oh my god. This is hysterical. This is great. This aren't even real people. I don't feel
[5:45 - 5:50] that bad anymore. No seriously look they have like an aerosol ice T-caps in the back of their heads.
[5:50 - 5:55] Okay so the testing chambers. I love how I could just I could just body this guy.
[5:56 - 6:04] Here here here. Just in case I need to escape. There we go. This dude bro. Don't write that.
[6:05 - 6:11] Perfect. Thank you. I've been alive on the moon for many minutes and look at what is behind
[6:11 - 6:22] me. It is literally just a path of death. Yo somebody screenshot this should have memeed that.
[6:23 - 6:32] Like no joke like somebody fucking screenshot that right there and meme the fuck out of this.
[6:33 - 6:37] Send me memes of this shit. I want to see what you guys got for memes.
[6:43 - 6:49] Actually test chambers. I also think that the worst mistake anyone in this never mind.
[6:49 - 6:52] That's like a dude just chilling on the other side of the door. I was going to say the worst
[6:52 - 6:56] mistake that anyone made inside this test chamber is choosing to clone me.
[6:58 - 7:06] Fuck off this computer. Thank you GTA. Terminator baby coming through.
[7:07 - 7:19] Oh my god. Terminator baby coming through. No survivors. Where are my real parents at?
[7:19 - 7:23] This guy over here is like I don't know how about now. Keanu Reeves infant.
[7:25 - 7:30] That's what happens man. That's what happens. No. It's just it's just constant death.
[7:30 - 7:38] What the hell? God help us. Please no. Wait a second. Are they talking about me?
[7:39 - 7:46] I just realized I am standing inside of the blood pool of the guard that's been trying to
[7:46 - 7:51] keep me at bay. I just realized something I don't think it's me trying to survive on the moon.
[7:51 - 7:57] I think it's everyone trying to survive me. This is what all the security's for. Hey you.
[7:57 - 8:01] You've been to the GraceDillPlace.store for the new summer launch. He's probably like what the hell is
[8:01 - 8:06] that? Shut your mouth. How about you? You got some sweet ass hats. He's probably like what are you
[8:06 - 8:11] going to have for it? I'm on the moon. Well to protect you against tasers. I'm really hoping
[8:11 - 8:17] that those two guys weren't important to the plot. All right. I'm trying to learn about my birth.
[8:17 - 8:22] Since mom isn't around to feed me, I guess I'll just drink this hydrogen peroxide.
[8:22 - 8:31] Everywhere I go, murder is close behind. Lockdown idiot. Go back. Go back where?
[8:31 - 8:37] Everything's dead. How about this? Here we go. Out of order. As I'm like wandering around.
[8:37 - 8:44] This way. Thanks for putting a giant red arrow there. I was gonna say as I walk around I can't
[8:44 - 8:50] help but think just how much carnage I've caused. Oh that guy did hold the door open for me.
[8:50 - 8:59] I'll give you one extra one for the road. There's a sink here so I can wash the blood off of my
[8:59 - 10:00] onesie. Bad ass boss guy. Oh my god no. What the actual fuck? The carnage isn't gonna come
[10:00 - 10:19] nice. Oh dear god. No that's a real Terminator baby. Hashtag Terminator baby.
[10:48 - 10:54] What the hell? Tears? I'm like a first grader now. I appreciate I still have the gun though.
[10:55 - 10:59] This gun has been with me for longer than my parents. You should go. They're looking for
[10:59 - 12:21] Fiverr's license yet. I can't fit any idiot. I love how this dude is just waiting for his
[12:21 - 12:34] incredibly slow eventual death. I'll pass. No. I feel really lost in powers.
[12:35 - 12:42] I'm not satisfied until I get to run someone over in this thing.
[12:42 - 12:46] I don't even know if this thing can run someone over but I'm willing to try.
[12:46 - 12:51] It's stuck on all the damn wires around this place. No one could survive on the moon.
[12:52 - 12:56] Everything's broken. I mean at least they still have a good internet connection up in the
[12:56 - 13:05] moon. All right my man I forgot bad news. Really? Really? Everyone's dead and you're
[13:05 - 13:23] worried about a goddamn internet connection? What? Bro. I can't even. I can't even dude. Oh my god.
[13:24 - 13:33] They were not kidding when they said this is fucking hysterical. Oh my god. Oh shit.
[13:34 - 13:48] Standing around show one. Sorry I'm just washing my tires off with his blood. I think I'm going
[13:48 - 14:02] to single-handedly change how science looks at cloning. Oh no. It's just moonwalking in place.
[14:02 - 14:08] However their guns look better than my guns. Escape or not on you. On me what? What kind of
[14:08 - 14:12] Google translate English is this? It's totally possible if these guys are friendly. I mean
[14:12 - 14:16] they're not shooting. Never mind. You wouldn't shoot a kid that hasn't had puberty yet would you?
[14:17 - 14:42] They totally would. Testing on children is over. Not gonna lie I'm pretty satisfied. I'm still only
[14:42 - 14:52] like seven years old though. It's like a lot more to go. Oh that's on this board. It's like spaceships
[14:52 - 15:12] and everything. Bigger spaceship over here. Trying to work at all. You guys don't have a
[15:12 - 15:17] lot of experience with children do you? So I'm older now. I know that was kind of obvious
[15:17 - 15:23] but I had to kill someone almost the second I came out of that shelter. I'm 13. I've been
[15:23 - 15:41] murdering people for the last 13 years. Give me a break. Oh my god this is great. This is great.
[15:49 - 15:58] Oh Jesus.
[15:58 - 16:04] First person I've met that I've let live. Oh you can get inside this one. Hell yes. I
[16:04 - 16:10] thought it was like just a prop. Is there guns on this? The answer is yes there is.
[16:11 - 16:15] Barring up the jets. Also I see something in the distance. That's like the only thing I can
[16:15 - 16:25] see around me so I'm assuming that's where I'm supposed to go. Oh. It flies like a dream. I like
[16:25 - 16:30] how that guy is still yelling at me from his blood puddle on the ground. Imagine you're on the
[16:30 - 16:38] moon and you see like a 15 year old piloting a spaceship. Guns. I was like people down here.
[16:38 - 16:55] Maybe I can actually make some real friends. Bring this thing down. Here we go. Survivors.
[16:56 - 17:01] I've met a ton of humans. I have no qualms with killing a bunch of aliens.
[17:05 - 17:08] Listen the only subject in school I scored well on
[17:08 - 17:27] was murder. Give me a break.
[17:27 - 17:31] No it's so good I scored well on a school is murder. Give me a break.
[17:33 - 17:40] I should make that a t-shirt. I really should. Oh my god.
[17:41 - 17:47] Hours mobile drove like crap. You know what? I'm a lot of it.
[17:47 - 18:01] Stead base. Okay. Give me a bread. I'm half alien.
[18:01 - 18:09] You ever flown before? I came across a new species and my first 13 years of life
[18:09 - 18:12] murdered them as well. Damn that's brutal.
[18:17 - 18:20] Am I seriously going to have to spend my formative years?
[18:21 - 18:24] Oh no guys. Don't be right back. I need to take a break. I'll be right back.
[19:23 - 19:27] It's not about that guys. I had to step on it. That's why I breathed.
[19:27 - 19:34] I was laughing so freaking hard. Oh shit. I was laughing so hard.
[19:34 - 19:37] I would really have to step out of the room for a minute.
[19:39 - 19:44] Oh my god. This is great man. Oh my god.
[19:45 - 19:53] Like, props to Greystone Plays man. You are a fucking genius my guy.
[19:54 - 20:02] Oh my god. Hands down. This is officially the funniest video I have ever seen.
[20:04 - 20:11] Oh my god. Also I will say the earth actually would
[20:12 - 20:20] have news aliens. They call me the Orcan man. Okay so now I come down to elevator and now I'm an adult.
[20:20 - 20:24] I've got facial hair growing too. I don't even have a, I don't even have like a dad to ask me
[20:24 - 20:29] what I did today at school. Although I, he really shouldn't because my only answer is kill people.
[20:30 - 20:35] I've killed people and aliens. I left one guy alive. Oh and I never killed the rabbit
[20:35 - 20:41] rabbits and dogs. That said I heard that there was an alien infestation problem. Honestly
[20:41 - 20:46] they're probably just trying to survive here. Oh there is aliens. Okay there's a lot of aliens.
[20:46 - 20:52] The alien is charging at me. Why is the alien charging at me? Is the alien friendly? Probably
[20:52 - 21:09] not. Oh my god. My glasses. You bastard. They don't need gravity in here either. How many are
[21:09 - 21:15] there? I feel so bad because the aliens don't even have like cool alien ray guns or anything like
[21:15 - 21:20] that. They're just trying to streetfighter me to death and it's not working. You guys play too much
[21:20 - 21:31] Xbox. Again I have to, oh I was going to say I have to get rid of all the evidence again.
[21:36 - 22:17] Aliens shoes off. Flowing. Hi. I'm here with the aliens. King. I like that I have to go
[22:17 - 22:22] through a metal detector in order to speak with the alien king. To be fair I don't think I
[22:22 - 22:29] can get through them. Considering in my pants I'm carrying an eight foot long Gatlin ray gun.
[22:29 - 22:39] Is this a she-back? Neil Tofu. Mac. The only thing I understood there is tofu. You want some of
[22:39 - 23:05] this? Guess what? It's my space station now. Oh god. It's messed something real quick. So
[23:06 - 23:43] considering the lack of- Oh god. This is his, uh, the single most funniest video I've ever
[23:43 - 23:52] loved. You made me die at least. No survivors. Yeah none of that. I was never here. Okay so through
[23:52 - 24:11] the exit am I going to skip an age again? My entire life slaughtering everyone around me and finally
[24:12 - 24:18] I assume with this ship I get to go home. Oh I forgot I wanted to take some eggs with me.
[24:19 - 24:26] But that was that. Hold on is it like an event system that I have to go through something?
[24:27 - 24:38] Okay. Oh yeah. This drives even better than the other one. All right. Landing gear up. Okay I've
[24:38 - 24:47] got guns here. Missiles. Hell yes. Yeah. I'm super happy that you chose me to clone.
[24:49 - 25:13] It kind of hurts a little bit. Oh it's aliens. Bring it on. Now I got it. Now I understand how this
[25:13 - 25:40] works. Okay. Like one guy left. I want to get him at like point blank range. Take it back to earth.
[25:44 - 25:50] On the moon and killing everyone I met. Finally. I've made it back to earth.
[25:51 - 25:57] But for some reason my plane turned off like the second I re-entered the atmosphere.
[25:58 - 26:02] And so now I'm going to die. I lived 100 years on the moon but 10 seconds under now.
[26:04 - 26:11] Myself after that horrible life. Hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA. Until the next time stay
[26:11 - 26:26] fucked. Oh my god. That was good. Oh shit. That was good.
[27:29 - 27:35] Hey sorry that guy is that a little hiccup in the internet but dude that was great man.
[27:36 - 27:44] Straight out that was hysterical. Oh my god. Oh my god. Baby with a freaking minigun. How
[27:44 - 27:56] freaking epic was that. Fucking solid snake. What the fuck. Oh man. Anyways guys if you guys
[27:56 - 28:01] did enjoy this don't forget to smash that like button and subscribe button and that notification
[28:01 - 28:06] though. Be sure to check out the original videos in the description. Go show Chris. Don't play
[28:06 - 28:11] some love man. I'm Rebellion Saras and I will see you guys in the next video man. I'm not y'all.