2021-8-2 speaking on the Jacksepticeye Situation

[0:00 - 0:26] What's up everyone? This is not going to be the typical run of the mill do music do this
[0:26 - 0:34] do that kind of video so I shouldn't know this is not something very important that
[0:34 - 0:42] happens now as many of you know the youtuber you know jacksepticeye we've
[0:42 - 0:48] all seen jacksepticeye's videos we've all seen you at one time or another
[0:48 - 0:55] as many of you know jacksepticeye has been one of my biggest influences and
[0:55 - 1:04] doing it in my channels that I do he's been a big influence on me as a YouTube
[1:04 - 1:09] gamer as a content creator I practically grew up watching the guy from when he
[1:09 - 1:15] started on YouTube I've been watching guy for many many years now and he
[1:15 - 1:20] quickly became one of my personal favorites but what some of you may or
[1:20 - 1:28] may not know is that jacksepticeye's dad passed away very very recently and you
[1:28 - 1:38] know all I have to say to jack is I'm truly sorry for your loss man I really am dude you your
[1:38 - 1:43] girlfriend or your fiance or whoever she is and you know your family you
[1:43 - 1:49] definitely have you know my condolences and my community's condolences a hundred
[1:49 - 1:56] percent dude like no one deserves to go through that but what pisses me off more
[1:56 - 2:07] than anything is that this the sheer disrespect and the blatant hatred that
[2:07 - 2:15] people have made about Jack's death like dude who the fuck are you to attack
[2:15 - 2:22] someone's dad like that who passed away like you wouldn't attack my family if
[2:22 - 2:28] one of my family members passed you wouldn't attack them you wouldn't do
[2:28 - 2:37] that to your own family so why would you do it to someone else like Jack
[2:37 - 2:47] regardless of whether the claims of Jack's dad being our sister or not is
[2:47 - 2:58] irrelevant okay whether he was racist or not that's irrelevant his dad passed
[2:58 - 3:09] away Sean McLaughlin aka jacksepticeye lost his dad and y'all are gonna attack
[3:09 - 3:20] him over that really do you know fucked up that is honestly every one of you
[3:20 - 3:28] should be ashamed of yourselves you really should every one of you that's
[3:28 - 3:33] attacked his dad or said that his dad deserves to die or this on the other you
[3:33 - 3:38] should be ashamed of yourselves how would you like it if someone did that
[3:38 - 3:43] to you how would you like it if someone from a bigger community like Jack
[3:43 - 3:50] Septiceye's community playing fingers at you when you lost a family member
[3:50 - 3:56] think about it think about that for a minute how would you feel if a bigger
[3:56 - 4:05] channel came along and bullied you and attacked you after you just lost a
[4:05 - 4:15] family member that's messed up dude it's not right and to Jack and his
[4:15 - 4:25] family I can honestly say man I can honestly say Sean you have mine and my
[4:25 - 4:36] community is a hundred and ten percent can dances and deepest sorrys I am
[4:36 - 4:44] truly sorry for your loss Jack you know I know what's like to lose someone you
[4:44 - 4:51] care about just last year I lost the one person that I was supposed to spend
[4:51 - 4:57] the rest of my life with and then a couple years before that I lost my
[4:57 - 5:05] brother to cancer and then my best friend to a murder so I know what it's
[5:05 - 5:10] like to lose someone in Jack I can honestly say man I am truly and truly
[5:10 - 5:16] deeply sorry for your loss no one deserves to get put through that man no
[5:16 - 5:23] one and I am truly sorry that you have to go through this and I'm truly
[5:23 - 5:29] sorry that these assholes they're doing this to you or I'm showing you the
[5:29 - 5:37] respect that you deserve you know for all young motherfuckers I want to sit
[5:37 - 5:43] there and attack Jack you got no right doing it he's done nothing but give you
[5:43 - 5:53] guys the most amazing content that you enjoy and then when he loses somebody
[5:53 - 6:04] how do you repay him by attacking his dead family member by saying awful
[6:04 - 6:10] things making names about him do you know how sickening and disgusting that
[6:10 - 6:22] is well I tell you about four years ago at a comic-con here in Ohio it was up
[6:22 - 6:28] in Cleveland I went to a comic-con out there and he just happened to be there
[6:28 - 6:34] and let me tell you Jack was one of the nicest fucking people I've ever met in
[6:34 - 6:43] my whole goddamn life he was one of the nicest people ever one of the most
[6:43 - 6:53] humblest kindest people you could ever want to be around and yes I know it's
[6:53 - 6:57] hard to believe but yes before COVID hit I went to comic-cons all the fucking
[6:57 - 7:06] time hell I still even got some of my cosplays buried in my closet somewhere
[7:06 - 7:17] but Jack has been nothing but kind to you guys Jack has done nothing but
[7:17 - 7:24] create amazing content for you guys to enjoy and then when he loses somebody
[7:24 - 7:34] you repay that kindness with hatred and that's fucked up and that's not cool he
[7:34 - 7:40] would never once think about doing that to you not once what do you think about
[7:40 - 7:46] ever doing that to you just like I would never think about doing that to
[7:46 - 7:57] you troll or not if you lost somebody I would still tell you that I'm sorry for
[7:57 - 8:07] your loss and pay my respects because that's what a decent person does so I'm
[8:07 - 8:12] telling all of you right now if you even think about getting the fucking
[8:12 - 8:21] notion to do it again don't because I will call you out and I will embarrass
[8:21 - 8:23] you
[8:23 - 8:34] oh man I don't know like I said they're either my cosplays are either in my
[8:34 - 8:38] closet or they're downstairs buried I can't remember which because we moved
[8:38 - 8:46] boxes so many times over time that it's hard to keep track of where my cosplays
[8:46 - 8:56] are at and they're mostly homemade ones but you know they work but point being
[8:56 - 9:07] though man Jack is one of the humblest people on this entire planet like this
[9:07 - 9:14] guy who goes out of his way and donates to smaller channels donates to smaller
[9:14 - 9:22] youtubers and smaller channels on Twitch on YouTube you know smaller channels
[9:22 - 9:30] that only have like maybe two or three people watching channels like mine not
[9:30 - 9:34] that he has daughter in the line that'd be awesome if they did but I'm just
[9:34 - 9:40] saying smaller channels that don't have much he's donated to you can go back to
[9:40 - 9:47] look on a channel there's plenty of them there this guy is such a giving guy this
[9:47 - 9:53] guy literally wears his fucking heart on his sleeve this guy goes out of his
[9:53 - 10:03] fucking way out of his way to create content that you guys enjoy to create a
[10:03 - 10:08] community that you guys enjoy and to help you guys the same way that I try
[10:08 - 10:16] to help people and how do you guys repay all that kindness all that caring all
[10:16 - 10:24] that humbleness by attacking a family member of his that just recently passed
[10:24 - 10:34] do you know fucked up then do you hear how fucked up that is attacking someone
[10:34 - 10:46] in general that's one thing entirely but to attack a relative of theirs that has
[10:46 - 10:54] passed away that's fucking wrong and it's disgusting and it's distasteful
[10:54 - 11:06] yes like I said whether the facts like whether the rumors about Jack's dad being
[11:06 - 11:14] a racist or not that's irrelevant that is irrelevant it don't matter whether
[11:14 - 11:22] his dad was the spawn of fucking Hitler it doesn't fucking matter whether his
[11:22 - 11:29] dad was racist or not it doesn't fucking matter what matters is that he
[11:29 - 11:35] lost somebody that he fucking cared about and how the fuck you guys were
[11:35 - 11:43] paying him by embarrassing him attacking him are you fucking kidding me
[11:43 - 11:57] yeah
[11:57 - 12:13] yeah yeah yes he is
[12:13 - 12:40] yeah yeah I got a little
[12:40 - 13:09] bit where I was I guess you saw not really you want to be the one for them to like it
[13:09 - 13:19] there's a lot of shit
[13:19 - 16:00] (muffled speaking)
[16:00 - 16:11] But the point is, y'all chose me to leave Jack alone.
[16:11 - 16:14] (muffled speaking)
[16:14 - 16:16] You just lost his fucking dad, okay?
[16:16 - 16:21] How would you feel if that was one of your own?
[16:21 - 16:22] One of your family members?
[16:22 - 16:27] Put yourself in Jack's shoes for a minute, okay?
[16:27 - 16:30] Put yourself in Jack's shoes.
[16:30 - 16:33] Okay, let's say you're Jack's out the guy for a second.
[16:33 - 16:37] Let's just say for a second that you're him.
[16:37 - 16:39] You just lost your dad.
[16:39 - 16:42] Or your mom or whoever.
[16:42 - 16:47] And you got all of a sudden people attacking you
[16:47 - 16:52] and bashing you, making memes about your dead relative.
[16:52 - 16:55] How would that make you feel?
[16:55 - 16:58] How would you feel if someone did that to you?
[16:58 - 17:01] You wouldn't like it too much, would you?
[17:09 - 17:14] Like I said, yes, Jack may be a super megastar on YouTube,
[17:14 - 17:17] but at the end of the day,
[17:17 - 17:20] Jack is just like the rest of us, okay?
[17:20 - 17:22] He's a human fucking being.
[17:22 - 17:24] Trade him like one.
[17:24 - 17:32] He's a human fucking being, man.
[17:32 - 17:35] He's a human being.
[17:36 - 17:40] He deserves to be treated with respect and dignity.
[17:40 - 17:43] The same respect and dignity
[17:43 - 17:46] that you show each other every day.
[17:46 - 17:53] So on behalf of my community
[17:53 - 17:57] and behalf of myself and my family, Jack,
[17:57 - 18:00] I just wanna say that I'm truly sorry, man.
[18:00 - 18:04] We're truly sorry for your loss, dude.
[18:04 - 18:07] And we hope that you get through this.
[18:07 - 18:10] And if you ever need anything, Jack,
[18:10 - 18:13] if you ever need anything,
[18:13 - 18:17] my community is always open at any time.
[18:17 - 18:21] You're more than welcome to message me, comment, whatever.
[18:21 - 18:23] If you ever need anything at all, man,
[18:23 - 18:25] just let me know or reach out.
[18:25 - 18:31] And I just wanna say again, Jack,
[18:31 - 18:33] that I'm truly sorry for your loss.
[18:33 - 18:36] And thank you for all the amazing content.
[18:36 - 18:39] Thank you for all the amazing content that you make.
[18:39 - 18:44] 'Cause your content is freaking amazing.
[18:44 - 18:47] Your content, I can honestly say, dude,
[18:47 - 18:51] there have been days where I have been so upset
[18:51 - 18:54] that all I can do is lay in bed and just sit there.
[18:54 - 19:00] Like when I lost my brother, my best friend,
[19:00 - 19:03] who was pretty much like my little brother
[19:03 - 19:08] back in 2015 when my best friend was murdered
[19:08 - 19:12] back in 2015 at his family's pizza shop.
[19:12 - 19:14] And I was going through that grieving period
[19:14 - 19:20] and things were hard and I felt like
[19:20 - 19:21] I wasn't gonna get through it.
[19:21 - 19:23] Your videos helped me.
[19:23 - 19:26] Your videos helped me to realize that, you know,
[19:26 - 19:29] hey, I'm gonna get through this.
[19:29 - 19:31] It'll take time, but I can get through this.
[19:32 - 19:35] Like your videos mean something to people.
[19:35 - 19:38] They mean something to me.
[19:38 - 19:42] And I'm sure a lot of these people here in the comments
[19:42 - 19:46] are genuine fans of yours, just like me.
[19:46 - 19:49] Like I said, Jack, you're one of the biggest inspirations
[19:49 - 19:51] behind my YouTube channels.
[19:51 - 19:55] Any of my channels I've made over the years,
[19:55 - 19:56] you were the one to inspire most of them,
[19:56 - 20:00] especially when they came to the gaming ones, dude.
[20:01 - 20:06] Like you're one of the funniest people I frickin' know.
[20:06 - 20:10] Matter of fact, if you guys don't know who it is,
[20:10 - 20:14] let me show you guys just how funny this man is.
[20:14 - 20:24] Let me show you guys just how funny this man really is.
[20:24 - 20:28] Here's what it means for me to multiply yours.
[20:29 - 21:04] (keyboard clacking)
[21:04 - 21:12] This right here is actually one of the first videos
[21:12 - 21:14] that I ever saw on Jack.
[21:14 - 21:17] And this is how I became a fan once through this video.
[21:29 - 21:31] Move this up here.
[21:31 - 21:56] And somehow I'm gonna have to deal with this.
[21:56 - 21:57] Okay.
[21:58 - 22:01] (keyboard clacking)
[22:01 - 22:04] Tell the world it's you ladies!
[22:04 - 22:07] My name's Jacksepticeye and welcome back to...
[22:07 - 22:11] Skate 3!
[22:11 - 22:13] Of course, nostalgia week keeps going.
[22:13 - 22:16] Nostalgia week is the week that keeps on giving.
[22:16 - 22:19] And many of you predicted that Skate 3 would be back.
[22:19 - 22:21] And I've actually been meaning to get back to Skate 3
[22:21 - 22:22] for the longest time.
[22:22 - 22:24] I wasn't even gonna put it in nostalgia week.
[22:24 - 22:25] I was just gonna do an episode on it.
[22:25 - 22:26] Man, it's good to be back.
[22:26 - 22:27] I completely...
[22:27 - 22:29] Alright, that's the wrong one, right?
[22:29 - 22:32] That's the right one, but it's the wrong one.
[22:32 - 22:35] Right game, wrong video.
[22:35 - 22:36] Hey, girl!
[22:36 - 22:38] Hey, you're checkin' out!
[22:38 - 22:40] Alright, where's the...
[22:40 - 22:50] To the 9th and 9th arm.
[22:50 - 22:55] Here we go.
[22:55 - 22:57] Be my friend!
[22:57 - 22:59] I wanna love you!
[22:59 - 23:01] Be my friend!
[23:01 - 23:02] Come back!
[23:02 - 23:05] I will be the best friend you've ever had!
[23:05 - 23:06] Come back!
[23:06 - 23:08] Just hug me once!
[23:08 - 23:09] Please!
[23:09 - 23:11] Have cookies!
[23:11 - 23:12] Top of the morning to you ladies.
[23:12 - 23:16] My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Skate 3!
[23:16 - 23:18] Now, nobody wants to be my friend!
[23:18 - 23:19] I don't care!
[23:19 - 23:20] Don't need you guys!
[23:20 - 23:22] Some bad ass moves as it is.
[23:22 - 23:23] Go, Betty!
[23:24 - 23:25] Good job, Betty!
[23:25 - 23:26] Yeah!
[23:26 - 23:28] I am back with my gal, Betty!
[23:28 - 23:31] We're gonna bust some sick tricks, bruh!
[23:31 - 23:32] What's this?
[23:32 - 23:34] 360 no scope!
[23:34 - 23:35] Yeah!
[23:35 - 23:36] Nailed it!
[23:36 - 23:38] Didn't wanna be my friend, huh?
[23:38 - 23:39] Who's laughing now, bitch?
[23:39 - 23:44] Is it weird that Betty is manlier than all the other male staters in this game?
[23:44 - 23:46] Nah, it's not weird at all.
[23:46 - 23:47] Ha ha ha!
[23:47 - 23:49] Get off that board, bitch!
[23:51 - 23:53] Oh my god, what happened?
[23:53 - 23:56] All I did was try and run up the sign.
[23:56 - 23:58] Let me, let me do it.
[23:58 - 24:00] It just kills me!
[24:00 - 24:03] Oh my god, Betty has such-and-caught feet!
[24:03 - 24:04] What's this shit?
[24:04 - 24:06] She likes Spider-Man!
[24:06 - 24:10] How is that even possible?
[24:10 - 24:12] Physics don't work that way!
[24:12 - 24:14] Judo kick!
[24:14 - 24:16] God damn it, Betty!
[24:16 - 24:17] Judo kick!
[24:17 - 24:18] Yeah!
[24:18 - 24:20] Kick something out of his hand!
[24:20 - 24:22] Take that!
[24:22 - 24:25] My god, these guys are like Neo from The Matrix!
[24:25 - 24:27] Let me love you!
[24:27 - 24:29] Yeah, she wants to be friends!
[24:29 - 24:32] Screw you!
[24:32 - 24:34] You can't tell me what to do!
[24:34 - 24:36] Fuck the police!
[24:36 - 24:38] Yeah, oh, now we're doing it!
[24:38 - 24:40] Oh, yeah!
[24:40 - 24:41] Cue it a good time!
[24:41 - 24:44] Yeah, well that only lasts for like 30 seconds.
[24:44 - 24:46] Betty is not sexually satisfied.
[24:46 - 24:49] Oh god, he's chasing me!
[24:49 - 24:52] What do you want?
[24:52 - 24:54] Jesus clingy bitch!
[24:54 - 24:56] I told you I didn't want to be a girlfriend!
[24:56 - 24:59] No, you can't have my number!
[24:59 - 25:01] Leave me alone!
[25:01 - 25:03] A girl's got to do what a girl's got to do!
[25:03 - 25:05] A girl's got to kick some ass!
[25:05 - 25:06] And...
[25:06 - 25:08] Eagle!
[25:08 - 25:09] Majestic!
[25:09 - 25:11] Majestic eagle time!
[25:11 - 25:14] Wheeee!
[25:14 - 25:18] Oh, that's the most bones I've ever broken!
[25:18 - 25:19] Go skateboard!
[25:19 - 25:21] I will chase you!
[25:21 - 25:25] [Laughing]
[25:25 - 25:26] What is that?
[25:26 - 25:28] [Laughing]
[25:28 - 25:29] Look at her run!
[25:29 - 25:34] Oh my god, you get a good glimpse of that big ol' ass!
[25:34 - 25:35] [Laughing]
[25:35 - 25:37] She is on a mission!
[25:37 - 25:40] And you're no hick!
[25:40 - 25:42] Woohoo!
[25:42 - 25:44] Spratty roll!
[25:44 - 25:46] Breakdance time!
[25:46 - 25:47] All of me time!
[25:47 - 25:49] Bails through the broken roof!
[25:49 - 25:51] Can do!
[25:51 - 25:53] [Laughing]
[25:53 - 25:55] Oh, can't do!
[25:55 - 25:56] I've already failed!
[25:56 - 25:57] Good job, buddy!
[25:57 - 26:00] This!
[26:00 - 26:03] Ah, shit!
[26:03 - 26:05] That didn't work!
[26:05 - 26:08] Ninja!
[26:08 - 26:11] I can make it!
[26:11 - 26:13] Go!
[26:13 - 26:15] It's right there!
[26:15 - 26:16] Ow!
[26:16 - 26:17] No way!
[26:17 - 26:20] Billy, is that anyone or you don't have a boyfriend?
[26:20 - 26:22] Boyfriends don't want failures!
[26:22 - 26:25] [Laughing]
[26:25 - 26:26] Yes!
[26:26 - 26:27] What?
[26:27 - 26:29] Here it is!
[26:29 - 26:31] Oh yeah, perfect!
[26:31 - 26:33] [Gasp]
[26:33 - 26:39] Skateboarding is one giant community, so if you can get some kids together to help each other...
[26:39 - 26:41] [Laughing]
[26:41 - 26:42] Slow motion!
[26:42 - 26:44] Well, it's not really slow motion, it's just normal motion.
[26:44 - 26:45] Let's watch it!
[26:45 - 26:46] Bang!
[26:46 - 26:48] [Laughing]
[26:48 - 26:49] You're doing good, buddy!
[26:49 - 26:51] This one looks fun!
[26:51 - 26:54] 25,000 point bail, easy!
[26:54 - 26:55] Break a leg bone, easy!
[26:55 - 26:57] Break a spine, easy!
[26:57 - 26:59] Break a cardboard, not that one.
[26:59 - 27:01] Woo!
[27:01 - 27:04] And we roll over...
[27:04 - 27:06] Spine broken!
[27:06 - 27:09] And 25,000 point bail!
[27:09 - 27:10] I don't even know!
[27:10 - 27:12] Break your leg bone, okay?
[27:12 - 27:13] Done!
[27:13 - 27:14] [Laughing]
[27:14 - 27:16] And my cutter bone, all in one!
[27:16 - 27:18] Oh my God, there's a lot of things!
[27:18 - 27:19] Break your skull, easy!
[27:19 - 27:20] Cannonball!
[27:20 - 27:22] That's not a cannonball, that's a torpedo!
[27:22 - 27:23] What am I saying?
[27:23 - 27:24] Break your hat!
[27:24 - 27:25] Done!
[27:25 - 27:28] Break eight bones in one bail, oh crap!
[27:28 - 27:31] Uh, shoot!
[27:31 - 27:33] And face!
[27:33 - 27:35] Yeah!
[27:35 - 27:36] I'm so good at this!
[27:36 - 27:42] And now, 60,000 point bail!
[27:42 - 27:46] Ugh!
[27:46 - 27:48] Smack that head!
[27:48 - 27:49] Go, Benny!
[27:49 - 27:50] Go!
[27:50 - 27:51] Yeah!
[27:51 - 27:54] And I'm like birdie, I'm flowing!
[27:54 - 27:55] Smack!
[27:55 - 27:56] And break!
[27:56 - 27:57] Oh!
[27:57 - 27:58] Are we going to work?
[27:58 - 28:00] Okay, I'll walk with you.
[28:00 - 28:01] I'll walk with you.
[28:01 - 28:02] Nice weather today!
[28:02 - 28:03] Hey!
[28:03 - 28:04] Are you afraid of me?
[28:04 - 28:07] Do not walk out on the road!
[28:07 - 28:08] Traffic!
[28:08 - 28:10] Ah, Jesus!
[28:10 - 28:13] I wanted him to get hit by a car, not me!
[28:13 - 28:14] Taxi!
[28:14 - 28:15] I need a taxi, please!
[28:15 - 28:16] Put that guy down!
[28:16 - 28:17] Put him down!
[28:17 - 28:20] Jesus, dude, it's only a fucking joke!
[28:20 - 28:23] Stop him in the name of the law!
[28:23 - 28:25] You're going to have to stay here so the police get here.
[28:25 - 28:26] I'm calling them.
[28:26 - 28:28] Have a skateboard.
[28:28 - 28:29] There you go.
[28:29 - 28:32] Skateboard power!
[28:32 - 28:34] Good job, skateboard.
[28:34 - 28:36] Ow!
[28:36 - 28:37] Dude!
[28:37 - 28:39] And pippy jump!
[28:39 - 28:40] No!
[28:40 - 28:43] Yeah, I nailed it!
[28:43 - 28:45] Ow!
[28:45 - 28:47] Shoot my cars!
[28:47 - 28:48] And I'm pippy jumping!
[28:48 - 28:49] Oh!
[28:49 - 28:51] Skateboard, come back!
[28:51 - 28:53] How could I even even pippy jump?
[28:53 - 28:54] What?
[28:54 - 28:57] You guys set out a challenge to pippy jump a car?
[28:57 - 28:59] That's as high as I can jump!
[28:59 - 29:00] How am I going to do that?
[29:00 - 29:01] Okay, I can do it!
[29:01 - 29:02] Line it up!
[29:02 - 29:03] Go!
[29:03 - 29:05] Ow!
[29:05 - 29:06] I can do it!
[29:06 - 29:08] Believe in the heart of the cars!
[29:08 - 29:09] What?
[29:09 - 29:10] Ah!
[29:10 - 29:12] Ambulance!
[29:12 - 29:14] Ah!
[29:14 - 29:18] Knock down a commuter!
[29:18 - 29:20] This is my kind of hall of meat!
[29:20 - 29:22] Watch this, first try.
[29:22 - 29:24] Geronimo!
[29:24 - 29:26] Love me!
[29:26 - 29:29] First try, bitch!
[29:29 - 29:31] Spider-Man!
[29:31 - 29:34] Does whatever he can because he's a penny!
[29:34 - 29:36] What the fuck was that?
[29:36 - 29:40] Ah, my leg!
[29:40 - 29:44] There's a guy on the roof down there!
[29:44 - 29:46] Oh my god!
[29:46 - 29:47] Ghost!
[29:47 - 29:49] Ah!
[29:49 - 29:52] You mess up my board, bitch!
[29:52 - 29:54] I'm going to grind this entire thing, watch!
[29:54 - 29:56] Watch how awesome!
[29:56 - 29:59] That's not even nearly it!
[29:59 - 30:01] Ah, my kneecap!
[30:01 - 30:03] And go, Betty!
[30:03 - 30:04] Yeah!
[30:04 - 30:06] And a girl!
[30:06 - 30:10] Do it without falling, you fat ass!
[30:10 - 30:12] Yeah!
[30:12 - 30:13] Ah!
[30:13 - 30:14] Jesus!
[30:14 - 30:15] Yeah!
[30:15 - 30:17] There you go!
[30:17 - 30:18] Yeah, Betty!
[30:18 - 30:19] You fell on your ass.
[30:19 - 30:20] Ow!
[30:20 - 30:21] My knee again!
[30:21 - 30:22] More?
[30:22 - 30:24] Hall of meat!
[30:24 - 30:27] Almost!
[30:27 - 30:28] I get you!
[30:28 - 30:29] There!
[30:29 - 30:30] I tipped him!
[30:30 - 30:32] I tipped him and that's good enough!
[30:32 - 30:34] Jump into the pipe.
[30:34 - 30:36] Crash into the billboard.
[30:36 - 30:37] Got it!
[30:37 - 30:38] Do it in one try.
[30:38 - 30:40] I am the Hall of Meat champion.
[30:40 - 30:42] Wait, ah!
[30:42 - 30:44] Okay, I want to do it in one try.
[30:44 - 30:47] Now I will because I got the power of boss!
[30:47 - 30:50] Woo!
[30:50 - 30:52] Yeah!
[30:52 - 30:54] Drama!
[30:54 - 30:57] Splat!
[30:57 - 31:01] It's like one of those stinky boards where you're trying to stick to them like a fly!
[31:01 - 31:02] Haha!
[31:02 - 31:03] Freedom!
[31:03 - 31:06] Score Hall of Meat points through the hoop.
[31:06 - 31:09] Oh, and the one hoop!
[31:09 - 31:10] Ah, this hoop!
[31:10 - 31:11] I got it!
[31:11 - 31:12] And...
[31:12 - 31:14] Freedom!
[31:14 - 31:16] Yeah!
[31:16 - 31:18] It counts, right?
[31:18 - 31:20] Judo kick!
[31:20 - 31:23] All the bones are broken!
[31:23 - 31:26] Oh, Jesus, my face!
[31:26 - 31:29] My God, I nearly broke all my bones!
[31:29 - 31:31] All I have to do is break the spine!
[31:31 - 31:33] Ah, man!
[31:33 - 31:37] I say out here, Betty, you are one majestic illegal Sasquatch!
[31:37 - 31:39] There are three Hall of Meats left!
[31:39 - 31:41] Let's do them all!
[31:41 - 31:44] Bail through the tower to the bridge.
[31:44 - 31:46] Stimp pulse!
[31:46 - 31:48] Not shrimp pulse!
[31:48 - 31:50] What do I have to do?
[31:50 - 31:52] Ah, like that!
[31:52 - 31:53] Oh, all the barrels!
[31:53 - 31:54] Hey, barrels!
[31:54 - 31:55] Stoosh!
[31:55 - 31:57] Oh, this one looks awesome!
[31:57 - 31:59] Bail for twelve seconds!
[31:59 - 32:01] Give me a challenge, at least!
[32:01 - 32:06] I can bail for all the seconds!
[32:06 - 32:08] This is check out!
[32:08 - 32:11] I don't think that's good enough!
[32:11 - 32:13] Ah, my vagina!
[32:13 - 32:18] This is much better than I thought it was going to be!
[32:18 - 32:19] Go, Betty!
[32:19 - 32:22] Stay in the air!
[32:22 - 32:23] How the hell?
[32:23 - 32:26] Can I seriously just, like, fly all the way up here?
[32:26 - 32:29] How did I do that before?
[32:29 - 32:31] This is as far as we're allowed to go!
[32:31 - 32:34] That's a long way away from where I was!
[32:34 - 32:38] Let go!
[32:38 - 32:42] Yeah!
[32:42 - 32:44] That has to be it!
[32:44 - 32:46] That's the longest yet!
[32:46 - 32:52] This is impossible!
[32:52 - 32:54] Ah, no!
[32:54 - 32:56] I didn't hit my freaking hand!
[32:56 - 32:57] Go, Betty!
[32:57 - 32:59] Ah, fuck you, Betty!
[32:59 - 33:04] Oh, jeez!
[33:04 - 33:07] Insulted injury there, Betty!
[33:07 - 33:09] My God, I did it!
[33:09 - 33:11] This is the last fall of meat!
[33:11 - 33:13] Take it in, guys!
[33:13 - 33:15] What's the last one on my list?
[33:15 - 33:17] Unless I unlock more areas, and then I get more.
[33:17 - 33:19] And it's the best one!
[33:19 - 33:21] Break fifty bones?
[33:21 - 33:25] What?
[33:25 - 33:27] Oh, what the hell is over here?
[33:27 - 33:30] Oh, okay, bail into this?
[33:30 - 33:32] Don't nail it!
[33:32 - 33:36] Do a ninety-thousand point bail!
[33:36 - 33:39] Okay, I can do that!
[33:39 - 33:43] Oh, jeez!
[33:43 - 33:45] Keep falling, keep falling!
[33:45 - 33:47] All right, girl, Betty!
[33:47 - 33:49] I can always trust you!
[33:49 - 33:51] Done! Boom!
[33:51 - 33:53] Yeah, that's what I wanted to do!
[33:53 - 33:54] Jump!
[33:54 - 33:56] Jump for all your work!
[33:56 - 33:57] Ah, you suck!
[33:57 - 34:01] Oh, I threw all four things in one bail.
[34:01 - 34:03] Done!
[34:03 - 34:05] We got lost at the storage crate!
[34:05 - 34:07] Where the hell is that?
[34:07 - 34:09] Storage crate?
[34:09 - 34:12] Barrels!
[34:12 - 34:14] Oh, right in your ass!
[34:14 - 34:16] Where the hell is the storage crates?
[34:16 - 34:18] Is this them?
[34:18 - 34:23] Oh, here!
[34:23 - 34:26] How in the fuck?
[34:26 - 34:29] I can't even get near that!
[34:29 - 34:30] Go, Betty!
[34:30 - 34:31] Go!
[34:31 - 34:32] Fly!
[34:32 - 34:33] Yeah!
[34:33 - 34:36] Here we go!
[34:36 - 34:38] Yeah!
[34:38 - 34:40] Three push-offs in one bail?
[34:40 - 34:45] Does that count as, like, the bouncing on the ground things?
[34:45 - 34:48] Like these!
[34:48 - 34:50] No!
[34:50 - 34:51] Do them, Betty!
[34:51 - 34:53] What did they do?
[34:53 - 34:59] One more, Betty!
[34:59 - 35:01] Ah!
[35:01 - 35:07] Oh, jeez!
[35:07 - 35:09] There's one push-off.
[35:09 - 35:11] There's two!
[35:11 - 35:13] One more, Betty!
[35:13 - 35:16] That's all we need!
[35:16 - 35:17] Yeah!
[35:17 - 35:18] All three!
[35:18 - 35:22] I have 40 seconds to get a 90,000 point bail and break 50 bones.
[35:22 - 35:23] Here it is!
[35:23 - 35:24] Go!
[35:24 - 35:25] 20 seconds!
[35:25 - 35:26] I can do it.
[35:26 - 35:27] I got this!
[35:27 - 35:28] I got it!
[35:28 - 35:33] Like a boss!
[35:33 - 35:34] Oh, man!
[35:34 - 35:35] There's a lot more of them!
[35:35 - 35:38] There's, like, a lot more fucking things to do!
[35:38 - 35:39] Okay, this one is hard.
[35:39 - 35:40] Okay, straight to the roof.
[35:40 - 35:42] That's the furthest thing away.
[35:42 - 35:43] I think.
[35:43 - 35:45] Hope so.
[35:45 - 35:46] Doosh!
[35:46 - 35:49] I need the different ones that are on the frickin' list first!
[35:49 - 35:50] Left post!
[35:50 - 35:52] Here we go!
[35:52 - 35:54] Oh, please get switched.
[35:54 - 35:55] Yeah, she will.
[35:55 - 35:56] She will!
[35:56 - 35:58] Doosh!
[35:58 - 36:00] Right on the face!
[36:00 - 36:02] Hit the roof!
[36:02 - 36:03] Yeah!
[36:03 - 36:04] Good job, Betty!
[36:04 - 36:05] Good job!
[36:05 - 36:06] I'm proud of you!
[36:06 - 36:10] Dude, no.
[36:10 - 36:12] That's gotta hurt.
[36:12 - 36:13] This one will.
[36:13 - 36:14] Whoop!
[36:14 - 36:15] Yep.
[36:15 - 36:16] Okay, Betty.
[36:16 - 36:17] Do it.
[36:17 - 36:18] Do it, please!
[36:18 - 36:22] Here's two!
[36:22 - 36:24] Three!
[36:24 - 36:26] And a hundred thousand point, Betty!
[36:26 - 36:27] Awesome!
[36:27 - 36:28] We've still got two minutes.
[36:28 - 36:29] Betty, you are the man!
[36:29 - 36:33] Here we go.
[36:33 - 36:34] Oh, I see the storage crate now!
[36:34 - 36:35] Doosh!
[36:35 - 36:37] The storage crate is off over here.
[36:37 - 36:38] Look at it!
[36:38 - 36:40] Oh, I'm not gonna make it.
[36:40 - 36:41] What?
[36:41 - 36:42] Oh, I might.
[36:42 - 36:43] Have a plan.
[36:43 - 36:48] The plan is not gonna work as Betty sucks!
[36:48 - 36:50] I have to push off this thing.
[36:50 - 36:56] Do it!
[36:56 - 36:57] I pushed off it.
[36:57 - 37:00] That doesn't count.
[37:00 - 37:01] Why?
[37:01 - 37:02] Okay, here we go.
[37:02 - 37:03] We've got the momentum.
[37:03 - 37:04] Storage crate!
[37:04 - 37:05] Here I come!
[37:05 - 37:06] Oh, my God!
[37:06 - 37:07] What happened?
[37:07 - 37:08] Oh, Betty.
[37:08 - 37:09] Push off it.
[37:09 - 37:11] Push!
[37:11 - 37:12] Oh, that's not it!
[37:12 - 37:13] The torpedo went to the forklift.
[37:13 - 37:14] Why did I think that was a crane support?
[37:14 - 37:15] Oh, back of my head.
[37:15 - 37:16] Here's the crane support.
[37:16 - 37:17] Shit!
[37:17 - 37:18] Oh, my God!
[37:18 - 37:20] What?
[37:20 - 37:22] Oh, my God!
[37:22 - 37:23] What happened?
[37:23 - 37:24] Oh, Betty.
[37:24 - 37:25] Push off it.
[37:25 - 37:27] Push!
[37:27 - 37:28] Oh, that's not it!
[37:28 - 37:29] The torpedo went to the forklift.
[37:29 - 37:30] Why did I think that was a crane support?
[37:30 - 37:31] Oh, back of my head.
[37:31 - 37:32] Here's the crane support.
[37:32 - 37:33] Shit!
[37:33 - 38:02] Oh my God, can I break 15 bones in one? No. So close, 11 bones. Last try. I know where everything is now. Okay, so all four bales. Here we go. Lamp post. Yeah, that counts. What? Your store is great, you gotta get speed. Here we go.
[38:02 - 38:20] Yep, that'll do. The roof. I-beam. Boosh! I'm inside Betty. What is happening? Okay, I got my 90,000 point bale anyway. And here we go. I-beams? We gotta push off these, right?
[38:20 - 38:36] Here we go. That counts as one push off. No? Oh, that was a cool one. Two, three, done. We'll do this. The trick for this is to just torpedo at the last second.
[38:36 - 38:53] Like this. Done! 50 bones. I can do that in my sleep. Geronimo! That is so painful looking. Here we go. Last one. Finish this down. Judo kick!
[38:53 - 39:13] She's so bouncy! Is that it? All done, son! Oh, thank God. All whole of meat's done. And that was such a hard one to do for the last one. There's so much in it.
[39:13 - 39:22] Thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it, punch that like button in the face, like a boss! And high fives all around.
[39:22 - 39:50] Thank you, mate!
[39:50 - 40:07] That was hard. I'm gonna fix this down a little.
[40:07 - 40:23] Now, sit there and tell me that dude ain't funny. For real. Sit there and tell me that that dude is not funny.
[40:23 - 40:42] Now y'all see why I started watching Jad. Super funny guy. So to all y'all out there that have them dashing on, what you should be doing is writing a letter of apology to him. That's what you should be doing.
[40:42 - 40:58] Writing him a fucking letter, apologizing to him, about how fucked up what you did really is.
[40:58 - 41:14] For real. Y'all fucking need to sit there, write a letter of apology, and apologize to the man for the fucked up shit that y'all said. Especially about his dad.
[41:14 - 41:37] He doesn't fucking deserve that. No one does. So to all y'all trolls, if I catch you fucking talking shit on him in any videos, best believe I will find you, and I will call your channel out, and I will fucking bash on you the same way you bash on his dad.
[41:37 - 41:54] And I ain't no joke, I will do it. So go ahead motherfuckers. Keep running your fucking mouths about him. Go ahead. Run your mouth about him and see if I'll call you out on your bullshit.
[41:54 - 42:08] Cause I will do it. And there's help. I'm pretty sure there's plenty of people in the community that would as well. Not in my community, but in his.
[42:08 - 42:24] So like I said to Jack, once again my friend, I just want to say that I'm truly thankful for all your content that you make man as you just saw. You know I truly enjoy your content as you just saw.
[42:24 - 42:37] And on behalf of myself and my community, I want to say thank you for everything that you've done. All the smiles that you brought us, all the laughs that you brought us, all the fun stuff.
[42:37 - 42:59] But more importantly, on behalf of myself and my community, and on behalf of the Septiceye community, I just want to say that we're truly sorry for your loss and you have all of our condolences, 110% my friend.
[42:59 - 43:03] And we hope that you get through this.
[43:03 - 43:08] So thank you Jack, for everything. You're awesome man.