Original upload date: August 18th, 2021 (automatically grabbed from title)
[0:00 - 0:13] what is up you guys we are back we are back we are back man with the brand new
[0:13 - 0:23] fights baby so as you guys can tell we took round one as you can tell by the
[0:23 - 0:31] little blue and black check mark there we took round one with a knockout punch
[0:31 - 0:43] which was a nice nice knockout that was a probably one of the most heavy knockouts
[0:43 - 0:51] I've done I don't know like that knockout was definite you know a huge knockout
[0:51 - 0:57] we took the win can we take two more wins to go for the title that's the question
[0:58 - 1:42] yeah it looks like we're going up against chubby boy all right all right tubby tubby let's go
[1:43 - 1:44] come on chubbers
[2:35 - 3:43] okay dudes got the heavy hits damn dude snapped my leg all right all right i'll give it to you
[3:51 - 4:03] damn man dude took my leg out boom dude literally snapped my leg in half what do you
[4:03 - 4:19] have boom right behind the kneecap snapping it oh i felt that bro i i really felt that
[4:19 - 4:49] ow i felt that strike in my knee bro that getting cracked outside the leg like that
[4:52 - 5:32] that's brutal man that's rough oh come on really rampage jackson really this is going with rampage
[5:32 - 5:39] jackson well do i bro you could have gone converse right or bruce lee or hell he would chuckle it out
[5:39 - 5:49] why rampage man come on
[8:43 - 10:05] told it sat him down yeah sure it did send me down
[10:22 - 10:25] yeah see i kind of figured i was gonna last without my stamina was love
[10:45 - 10:53] i kind of figured i was gonna make that one man my stamina was like almost gone i was just waiting
[10:53 - 11:33] for him to get that one strike and it would have been done man that's all right though i tried
[11:33 - 11:38] did it right as a matter of fact go watch my last live show go watch the end of it and you'll see
[11:50 - 12:43] let's go oh great tyson theory okay this is gonna be interesting what wait why is it showing my
[12:43 - 13:21] opponent hey no problem dude glad to have you go back and watch the last two minutes of my live
[13:21 - 13:38] show and i did a little bit ago you'll see where i took that win it was it was a lot of me i got
[13:38 - 14:28] lucky with that win i got very lucky with that win great this guy he's a muzzner oh
[14:28 - 15:17] fuck hopefully i could take brocky out all right bro time to take hulkie out y'all sit your ass down
[15:17 - 17:50] brock bro this guy's weak sound brocky hulk just got fucked up looks like the beast incarnate this guy's
[17:50 - 18:11] ass beat by yours truly good night bitch don't record in what i'm recording that whole fight
[18:11 - 18:22] dude that was a good ass fight bro
[18:28 - 18:36] yeah boy just took off rock sorry beastie if it wasn't a fighter i was in facts
[18:39 - 19:03] oh okay i like those temperatures i just got rocked damn that's gonna be hell man bro
[19:03 - 19:30] he's not fucked up hey lesnar you just got fucked up boy lesnar's
[19:32 - 19:42] and lesnar's all big dude bro lesnar this guy's ass whipped
[19:42 - 20:15] whoo let's go
[20:15 - 20:29] this
[21:30 - 22:55] oh trust me i i know how to get these guys it just he just had a little bit quicker
[22:56 - 23:08] he was just a tad bit quicker than i was but still not bad though but y'all i still can't get over knocking
[23:08 - 23:22] the fuck out of brock oh man that was a crazy knockout knocking a lot of man that that brock
[23:22 - 23:30] wasn't knockout man that's probably one of the best knockouts i've done in a while why bro that was a
[23:31 - 23:40] that was a hell of a knockout whatever he is doing obviously doesn't know how to use brock properly
[23:40 - 23:56] as a fighter which is pretty sad to say honestly why bro if you don't know how to use the beast
[23:56 - 24:05] incarnate what are you doing as a fighter like bro i've seen people use kim go slice better than that
[24:05 - 25:10] what's wrong let's see who i can choose out of here this is really going random on my I hate
[25:10 - 25:25] what if you will go random like that that's so stupid like bro pick your fucking fighter oh great
[25:25 - 26:05] fucking griffin it's gonna be a classic match up there how the fuck
[26:23 - 26:48] well that was embarrassing that was an underwhelming fight it's all right dude i only use custom
[26:48 - 27:04] characters depending on the weight class i usually mostly use custom characters uh chicken
[27:04 - 27:59] bitch hey chicken boy you any eggs yet hey chicken boy you any eggs yet i'll wait
[27:59 - 28:23] to ask now boy let's go let's see he's gonna kick bonkers so go probably just like your
[28:23 - 28:29] face is trash chicken boy we already knew that so uh i guess time to take the trash out
[28:32 - 30:23] hey chicken boy don't come back tell you maybe some eggs bitch damn couple more seconds
[30:23 - 30:45] than i would have had them man gary tea you i would have had that man right there
[30:46 - 30:55] i would have rocked him he was almost done man that's okay that means i'm getting really
[30:55 - 31:01] really close to a win we took two we took one went already this one against freaking whole
[31:01 - 31:10] boy brock wasn't it and we're doing this man i'll be right back i'm gonna grab some
[31:10 - 34:45] coffee right quick i'll be right back what's up y'all back i'll get chicken boy still gone
[34:52 - 34:54] but i don't want that so y'all i think i survived her real quick
[34:55 - 35:43] just fucking call that i need some hot a nice hot coffee let's go you gotta do it
[35:44 - 35:53] you gotta go with my boy gotta go with the dragon gotta take my respects to the father
[35:53 - 35:59] of martial arts man gotta team my respects to the father of martial arts
[35:59 - 36:15] bro gotta do it i'm sorry y'all whenever i see bruce on here you gotta do it hands down
[36:33 - 36:34] fuck you
[36:34 - 38:17] i got kicked in my hands i guess i just knew
[38:17 - 38:25] mean to work putting your foot up someone's ass huh like i said i guess i just knew
[38:25 - 38:32] mean to the words i guess i gives new life to the meaning putting your foot up someone's ass huh
[38:37 - 38:51] quite literally like the dude literally kicked me in my ass and i felt i hate to be that guy
[38:52 - 38:57] because bro when you're bro his young boy's foot out of that ass and that's just gonna stink
[38:58 - 39:27] fuck dude talk about talk about staying for it oh my god not this shit again
[39:45 - 39:50] bro that must be a rank you know bro that's a stink for it bro having to pull your foot out of
[39:50 - 40:06] someone's ass bro and the dude that just kicked my ass if you're watching this hope you have fun
[40:06 - 40:16] pulling your foot out of my ass bro so you're gonna have stank for it oh
[42:23 - 42:46] i felt that in my throat dog dude that was my neck that he fucking kicked oh that was right
[42:47 - 42:59] i know oh that was my ear bro that's a fucking glitch my head went like that that's a glitch
[43:00 - 43:21] hold on i gotta record that glitch that was cool like all you see my head go you know like it was
[43:21 - 43:28] already going this way then kind of like spun around bounced back that was a straight glitch
[43:28 - 43:33] glitch which i have on hand which i'm going to be avoiding whether to let it
[45:48 - 46:12] dude straight out cheated man that that one was a cheat bro that was a straight out cheat
[46:12 - 46:22] move you can tell that dude was cheating bro that dude was straight cheating bro you can
[46:22 - 46:42] tell bro come on that dude was straight cheating you can tell by the way that dude was playing
[46:44 - 47:10] fucking hate cheaters man all right bro you're gonna fucking battle somebody
[47:14 - 47:19] all right wait a minute be safe all right bro you're gonna fucking fight somebody fight them
[47:19 - 47:32] there dude don't sit there and be a little bitch dude that was a young conor McGregor god damn
[47:57 - 48:03] but dude my philosophy is if you're gonna fight somebody
[48:05 - 48:10] and compete like this do it right and don't use a fucking cheat like the last day did
[49:52 - 50:06] hey catching your ass boy
[50:11 - 50:12] there with that dc
[51:20 - 51:30] oh yeah they i'm learning a lot though man like i'm not seeing these as losses i'm seeing
[51:30 - 52:22] there and them as lessons and how i can improve on shit you know let's try this dude right here
[52:22 - 53:11] oh you choosing young McGregor i'm going bruce here's a legendary fight for you guys conor
[53:11 - 53:16] McGregor versus bruce lee all right this is gonna be a hell of a fight
[54:31 - 54:36] oh damn
[54:37 - 54:40] oh
[55:00 - 55:03] sorry miss her overgrown bald bitches got his ass with
[55:06 - 55:09] bro yes recording that notch
[55:16 - 55:25] bro dude that was probably one of bro that was literally like the quickest match ever like
[55:26 - 55:43] dude bro how are we gonna lose with conor McGregor like that i mean i understand i was using
[55:43 - 55:52] bruce lee but god damn dude you may as well just don't let me kick your ass at that point
[55:52 - 56:11] bro shit they just heard his common great what kind of like jack set the guy turned sideways
[56:21 - 56:26] wait for real change the hair movement you got jack set the guy man giving glasses change up the
[56:26 - 57:44] hair car you got jack set the guy right there what was that nudge shot i am like so i like that
[57:45 - 58:16] all right i gotta give the guy a spin that was a good play but dude i i still can't get
[58:16 - 59:39] over that one shot ko bro that was sick i made you start using bruce lee a little bit more
[59:39 - 59:44] shit two times i kicked the way the shit out of the gregor a couple flights back
[59:49 - 59:52] lee versus fox fox lee
[62:52 - 63:10] i'm sorry that was funny the way that that was good oh man that was funny the way it
[63:10 - 64:32] do fell that was good let's get right into it i'm sure i'm gonna i'm gonna check the leader board
[64:32 - 66:16] very quick but stop fucking choosing bro god damn i hate when people do that man
[66:17 - 66:22] they sit there and they scroll through and they scroll through and they pick and then they stop
[66:22 - 66:24] and they're like bro
[68:32 - 68:34] you
[68:35 - 68:47] is
[69:43 - 70:07] big straight lands his opponents are probably like
[70:07 - 70:11] that is exactly what you want to see as you're walking back to your student
[70:11 - 70:33] you're pulling staggered back to his quarter size there as he lands the flush
[70:37 - 70:40] oh nice job to land the straight ponds there must be nice to happen
[70:40 - 70:43] you
[71:34 - 71:41] i'm going for that title job man i don't care if i gotta switch between controllers man i'm gonna
[71:41 - 73:17] keep going till i get that fucking title job dude i'll come it is a featherweight matchup between
[73:17 - 73:27] the korean super boy duo short and alexander the pretty won't get upset oh i can probably
[73:27 - 73:54] don't run i like that i don't want to show it
[74:04 - 74:28] oh
[76:01 - 76:05] change
[76:38 - 77:44] wow dude bitch style look at that chose khan regreter the dude put style like a
[77:44 - 77:48] bro how the hell are you gonna fucking run just because i choose khan regreter dude
[77:48 - 78:28] must see that i think i'll see that i was russian if i'm not on the state then
[80:26 - 80:28] you
[80:28 - 80:30] I
[83:26 - 85:55] I
[88:12 - 88:48] Know I'm bad
[90:09 - 90:18] It's right there dude on the screen see right there
[91:34 - 91:36] Oh
[95:50 - 95:59] Oh
[95:59 - 96:01] I
[99:36 - 99:38] Damn
[101:15 - 101:20] I'll take a win at some point I have I take one win this
[101:21 - 101:24] They're in this room. So who'd say I can't take another?
[102:06 - 102:40] Yo, Amy, what up?
[103:20 - 103:22] I
[104:18 - 104:40] See the focus
[104:40 - 106:03] Y'all y'all man, even though I'm not a fucking spit, it's so long boy, alright that one was
[106:03 - 106:12] dope, not gonna lie, the one he did with Thompson was freaking sick, like I said I'm not the
[106:12 - 106:19] biggest fan of Dax, but there are some songs that his dad do enjoy, oh that is
[106:19 - 108:17] woman on the plane, now let's go, bro that guy was all on bro, not necessarily
[108:17 - 108:23] damage, she's supposed to be pretty good championship wins, I can't knock her on there, she's had some
[108:23 - 108:59] pretty good wins in her UFC career, I can't knock her too bad, let's see if we can get another one
[108:59 - 109:35] going here, ah damn the women's plane, alright so, let's do a blitz battle, oh okay okay, so six rounds in
[109:35 - 111:07] total, okay, let's see what we can do here, what's battle round one, let's go, at this I might do
[111:07 - 112:28] some NLB or something, okay, show off, what is this, a kick fight, alright this is interesting, I like this,
[112:28 - 114:03] I can actually get into these blitz battles a bit, these are dope, I don't like in these kind of fights, man it kind of
[114:03 - 114:20] forces you to, I like that, it kind of forces you to think outside the box, so I can get used to that, I like
[114:20 - 114:40] that, I like how it does that, it kind of forces you to think on your feet, quite literally, but dude I
[114:40 - 115:01] like that, it definitely forces you to think on your feet like a hundred percent, I do, yes, oh okay you
[115:01 - 115:18] know what, let's try one of these guys, let's see what we can do here, let's try going for this guy,
[115:19 - 115:25] since this is the guy, keep getting my ass kicked by, why not use them, see what I can do,
[115:50 - 115:56] it's after machita, it did machita, and machita
[116:03 - 116:31] that's after machita
[116:31 - 116:33] It's going to be nipple.
[117:43 - 117:45] Hey, Footface, sit down.
[117:45 - 117:58] Checking round here.
[117:58 - 118:00] Defetch there. Huge block for him.
[118:13 - 118:15] I mean, when you can hit a shot like that,
[118:15 - 118:17] just face the enemy's shoulder
[118:17 - 118:23] and walk through your cover.
[118:23 - 118:29] Nice defense there. Huge block.
[118:29 - 118:31] 20 seconds left.
[118:31 - 119:13] Alright, 101, 101.
[119:13 - 119:19] Ooh, this is going to be tough.
[119:19 - 120:19] Fuck his world up.
[120:19 - 120:35] Bro, that is brutal.
[120:35 - 121:04] That was actually a good knockout on my ass.
[121:04 - 121:06] Now let's see why people use this guy so much.
[121:06 - 121:25] He's good.
[121:43 - 121:46] Oh, this is going to be fucking weird.
[121:46 - 121:48] I'll be all ready to see him double.
[122:43 - 123:31] Hey, that was a close fight.
[124:27 - 124:46] Nice.
[125:13 - 125:23] Gotcha.
[125:23 - 125:25] Oh, damn, I caught his leg and his head.
[125:25 - 125:28] It was like, clink, clink.
[127:28 - 127:36] Alright.
[128:10 - 128:12] Let's see if we can take this.
[128:12 - 128:14] Come on.
[128:29 - 128:37] Let's see if we can take this.
[128:37 - 129:49] Come on.
[129:49 - 130:34] Alright, y'all, since we're not getting any more matches,
[130:34 - 130:36] I'm going to end it right here.
[130:36 - 130:38] Hopefully you guys do enjoy this.
[130:38 - 130:41] I know I did.
[130:41 - 130:43] I will leave this in the mobile later on,
[130:43 - 130:45] which I'm super excited for,
[130:45 - 130:47] and on top of some other stuff.
[130:47 - 130:49] So, with that being said,
[130:49 - 130:51] we'll be back, so we have a good rest of your morning,
[130:51 - 130:53] day, evening, wherever you guys are at,
[130:53 - 130:55] and I'll catch you guys later on, man.
[130:55 - 130:57] Peace.
Transcribed by lolcow.city as id '1156' on August 9th, 2024
